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OJ9B1
Ye Smudge Pot
Br Arthur Perry.
There used to be s Chinaman
here by the name of Ah Flop. The
news from Shanghai indlcatea he la
now In command of the Chlneee
srmy.
0 0 0.
Jackie Ooogan, the former boy
sctor of the movies, wat married
Saturday. He Is no longer s boy.
snd Is expected to be better hus
band than he was sn sctor.
a a a
Republican gubernatorial prospect
are popping up unceremoniously, ana
fearlessly willing to be burled neetn
a next November landslide for the
Incumbent of the stata house.
Members of the local Intelligentsia
sre due- back this week from the
halla of higher learning, to gnaw
turkey with the home team (Paw
and Maw.)
a a o
RKVEI.RT BUSTS LOOSE,
(Hummer Lake Jottings)
"There waa talking, alnglng,
laughing, squealing snd giggling
snd some of the boys playing
mouth harps; and everybody en
Joying himself.
Refreshments of sngel food cske.
'Heavenly hash snd coffee were
served."
The O. Wig Aahpols boy, I, cor
nered Uncle John Orlffln. 87. the
pioneer beer hunter, snd msde him
promise to produce -a bear atory.
Uncle John now comes through as
follows:
"One day a long time ago, I waa
out hunting, and I came to a bluil
of rocks, and about alx feet above
me there waa a ahelf, about three
fet wide, and alx feet long. And,
rlftht there waa a cub bear. When
he saw me he poked hla head over
the edge, and wanted to be friendly
I patted him on the head, and
went a few feet and ahlnned up a
tree to wait for hla folka to come
bark.
"It waa not long until the mama
bear made her appearance, and when
she discovered I had been there, ane
starter! sniffing, and came over to
the edge or the ledge, about alx feet
below where X was squntted In the
tree. When she looked down to
where I had been right then 1
blared away, letting her have a
bullet In the head, killing her In
stantly, "While t was wondering what 1
would do with the cub. I woke up.
and found It had all been a dream "
a a
An Englishman drove a racing car
81143 mph. over a Utah aalt bed.
Several local speed Idiots are trying
to break this mark.
"Ladles will be Interested to know
that these men, not objecting to
cosmetics, believe that Dpi should
carry only a shade of color snd not
appear ns two slices of a water
melon." BF, Call-Bulletin) The
.gala get told.
a a a
A tobacco helrees, already In pos
session of more wealth than she
knows what to do with, became "be
tween 10 arid IS million dollars"
richer, through the terms of a will
Monday. There la quits a differential
In the amount, and, to ssve count
ing, the lady will no doubt split
the difference, and call It 14 mil
lion dollara. In the "More Abundant
Life" of New Deni dreamers, "them
that hsa still gits."
a a a
The grappling last evening demon
strated again Man la wondrousiy
made, and put together to stay.
a a a
"The girl. Loreita Harynek, said In
a slRned atatement to police she had
told Warren 8. Stanley, 17-year-old
son of a wealthy cosmetlca mantltac
turer, she waa to become a bother;
when actually, ahe said. 'It wasn t
true at all-." (This Paper) Acci
dental, but correct.
Thmin Toll Orowt
MANILA. P. I., Not. 23. -vP Re-
porta from three stricken province,
Leyte, Camarlnee 0ur and Captt,
veiled the death toll from tut
week' dleastrou.. typhoon to 347. rh
Red Crew and other relief Armeies
continued wort of nicrorltM ihnus
aau leXt bome.ee bj tba atom.
Editorial Correspondence
SALINAS, Calif., Nov, 20. The best laid plans of mice and
men, etc., etc. Had everything arranged to beat the traffic rap
as far as the Big Game was concerned, going down leisurely
shortly after breakfast, and have a visit with a cousin who is
studying for his doctor's degree at Stanford. Then a restful
luncheon, the big game and with the 80,000 people, struggling
back to San Francisco in one big traffic jam, we would set sail
oq smooth seas for the south, and have a late dinner with
friends at Carmel-by-the-Sea.
But as things turned out we met a class mate we hadn't
seen for 15 or 20 years, who had come in from his farm on Wal
nut Greek to listen to the Harvard-Yale game over KG0. KQO
is just across the hay and he maintained, it would be the next
thing to having a ring side seat in the stadium at Soldiers' field,
with no ice or snow, and he wag smelling a Harvard victory in
the rain-soaked air. Resisted his invitation to hear the returns
at his club however, and returned to our hotel, about ten fully
determined to carry out our original plan. But the more we
thought of his idea the better
minutes after ten, a glance out the window revealed the golden
mist coming down harder than ever, we ordered a radio up to
the room and tuned in on the Cambridge game. So that explains
why we didn't miss the traffic jam going down, but spent one
of the most exciting and satisfactory mornings, in many a long
year I Harvard 13, Yale 6.
As to the traffic jam after the Big Game, perhaps 80,000
rain-soaked football fans, poked headlights to fenders back to
San Francisco but at least 40,000 decided to go south, to San
Jose and particularly to Del Monte. At any rate there was a
procession two abreast most of the way. And the rain which
had stopped during the second half, started up again, fog
came in from the sea for good measure, and when at an aver
age rate of about 15 miles an hour we discovered a nice look
ing inn on the outskirts of Salinas about 8 p. m. we decided to
call it a day and stop here for the night,
a a a
And here we come to the mice angle though this was mere
ly a mouse. When en route down we had to draw out of the
parade for gas at a wayside
the hood to check the oil, fingered around and brought out a
mouse which he found in the drip pan. The mouse was soaked
with oil and judging by its contours was a prospective mother.
'It was dead, very. The attendant said he had found various
things under hoods but this was the first time he had found a
mouse. Well, a modern Bobbie Burns would no doubt write a
poem on the spot, and probablv
in somehow with a thrilling yarn, but all we can do is to con
elude that wherever that wee mousie came from or whatever its
plans, we don't believe the latter worked out as anticipated. So
much for mice and men !
Well, how was the. Big Garnet We missed the first quarter
so can only report second hand
has a son in Stanford, said it was
tor however wasn't. The "wonder team" proceeded toybehave
very much, as they did against uregon tne ween Detore, marcn
ing up the field with steady gains, mostly of the delayed buck
reverse and quarterback sneak variety, putting over two touch
downs and missing a goal from the field by inches. The second
half however, was a different story. Coach Allison kept in his
first team, and according to our information told them to turn
on the heat and run up a big score. I'erhaps they turned on the
heat but they tan up no score, in fact they were lucky they
weren't scored on, for the Stanford boys were in there fight
ing for points all tho time. In fact if Tiny Thornhill had put
some glue on the fingers of his brickfield, the score might well
have been 13 to 6, or even a tie game, with a lucky break or
two. They fumbled and juggled the pig skin enough to bring
tears to tho eyes of a cigar store Indian.
9 9
Not that we would suggest the better team didn't win. It
did. California was never in real
any time. But except in that second quarter there was no won
der team about Cal. The first string couldn't do a thing against
the Stanford line in the second half, and while the San Fran
cisco sports writers are claiming Allison pulled them out to give
the second team a chance, our own conviction is he pulled them
because they were tired out and all through.
It was nil in all rather a strange game. The plays that didn't
click in 3 quarters of tho game DID in one. That's the story
of tho contest in a nut shell. WHY they did and ' didn't,
someone who knows more about football than your correspon
dent will have to explain. If the report that Allison wanted his
boys to run up a big score to wipe out some unpleasant mem
ories of the past is correct, then our advice to those sportingly
inclined is not to mortgage the old homestead and shoot the
works for California in that Rose Bowl game. For 3 quarters
yesterday there was no wonder team representing the blue and
gold the lads from Berkeley may be only a ONE quarter or a
ONE half team.
At anv rate tho prejudiced slant of most of the San Francisco
sports writers and their boosting
all the time, with fulsome llattery, lias gotten one country ed
itor up in' Southern Oregon, pretty far down. California has a
good footliHll team hut there is nothing super-super aooui it.
in suite of one San Francisco sportswriter who had the crust to
suggest that if All-American selections were on the up and up,
Cal. would have at least five of
riffle! California will be lucky
Yes, it rained a fine spray, as
perfume atomizer, but altho being late we had to sit in a little
puddle, it was so warm it didn
stunts hogged down a bit without sunshine, the stands were
never as colorful before. These now cellophane sncKers aim
hoods, in vivid greens, and blues and pearl and crimson, made
the muss across the way look like a huge Persian carpet a
beautiful sight to behold. umbrellas like colored mushrooms
blossoming out when it really started to rain.
a a a a a
Not exactly an exciting contest or a thrilling one, this was
nevertheless one of tho most popular Big Games ever held. By
popular we mean, a game with the minimum heartbreaks, and
the maximum satisfaction. For both tenuis and their supporters
came out with something to boast about. Cal in taking the coast
title and K'ose Howl honors, Stanford in holding this "wonder
team" to 13 points, and being in there swinging from the first
whistle to the final eun R. W. R.
GROCERY ROBBER GETS
THREE-YEAR SENTENCE
ROaKDURO,' Nov. 33 i,V Wilbur
J. Chapman, arrested on a charge of
attempted robber' of a Roseburg
grocery store, was sentenced In cir
cuit court here today to three yeara
In the state penitentiary. .Chapman
previously pleaded guilty to a grand
Jury Indictment, but sentence had
been postponed pending Investiga
tion of his past record.
John Finnic 'of Peel drew a one
year sentence In the penitentiary
upon his plea of guilty to a charge
of non-support.
Owar Wilde wrote one of his (am.
una works, "ealome,' in French.
Use 1UU ftioun want ads.
we liked it, and when about ten
station, the attendant lifting up
Edison Marshall would tie this
on that, the man next to us who
about SU-ol). The second quar
danger of losing the game at
the stock of the Golden Bears
them I
to have tw.
might come from your lady's
t bother at an. And wnue me
L. A. INTERURBAN HIKES
PAY TO AVOID STRIKE
LOS ANOEl.CS, Nor. .
Agreement on an Increase of pay ng
g re g n, ting 1)00.000 a year to the
trainmen waa signed today by Pa
clflc Electric railway ofttc.aU nd
employe and the threatened strike
of the world 'a largest interurbsn
electric system waa avoided.
The aitreemeut waa signed in the
presence of the federal mediation
committee which haa been holding
hearing here. It tnakea a readjust
ment of working hour and general
condition.
Jamaica la third In sire among tly
Elands of the West Indies.
Cm jdaU XtlDUA aant ad.
Personal Health Service
By William
Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease
diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady It a stamped self
addressed envelops Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written la Ink.
owing to the large Dumber of letters received only a few can be answered.
No reply ran be msde to queries not conforming to Instructions, Address
Dr. William Brady, 265 El Csmlno, Beverly HI Us. Calif.
THE HABIT OF
From the deptha of his depravity
a correspondent uka tor an article
on reading In bed, and complain
that after 30 minutes of It hla eyes
become so tired
he can no longer
read. The read
lng lamp In back
of him haa a 76
watt blue bulb
and he wonders
whether there
are new reading
glasses that
might correct
that condition.
(W. K.)
Mark Twain,
according to hla
biographer, not
only read In' bed but did a great
deal of hla writing there. I never
quite believed it. though. X auspect
Mr. Clemens pretended that waa his
custom when he got caught lying
abed by an occasional early noon
day vtatlor. who couldn't be excluded
aay s publisher or an editor or
one of hla wealthy In-laws. . Dis
simulation of that sort would be Jus
tifiable, wouldn't It? Two apecles of
fowl will be rigidly barred from the
Elyslan bowling greens, I hopo: birds
that prate about their dally bathing
and tooth brushing and early rising
dolts, I mean the pests who insist
on being up and nolsly doing before
the host of the community ordinar
ily wakens.
An hour or possibly two hours
should be the limit of night reading
or study for anyone whose occupa
tion is sedentary. More than this
la rather a strain on the eyes. One
who does honest work, especially out
door work, or one who gets a fair
amount of open air exercise, dally,
may read for perhaps three hours In
the evening without excessive fatigue.
The light described by tho corre
spondent la not a good reading light.
Such blue light Is trying to the eyes.
Better a frosted or opal bulb of not
over 60 watts In an adjustable lamp
three or four feet above ths reading
page. This lamp should not be un
der a dark dome or shade. If it has
any dome or shade It should be yel
lowish or translucent white to shed
part of the light on the surround
ings. Reading In a spotlight In a
darkened room la more tiring than
reading In the softly Illuminated
room. i
Main objection to reading In bed Is
-QQMclnfyre
NEW YORK, Nov. 33. The me
tropolis is filled with people who
are what the medical fellows call
"toppers." The old-fashioned rocker
has gone out,
chiefly because
people do not re
lax sitting up
any more, either
at the office or
at home. Instead
they "lop around'-
like the Lunts
In their plays.
On a chaise
lounge, divan
or any of the
modern versions
lor 1 tix u r 1 o u s
body ease. With the radio, too. clllt
dwellers have Acquired the knack ol
getting comfortable In Bleeping togs j
right after dinner and going to bed
with their papers and booka Instead
of arm chair.
Sunday Is an especial "lop" day.
Thousands who do not play golf or
go to church remain In pajamas.
house pr lounging robes the entire
day. Doormen at such big hotels as
the Waldorf, as well as large apart
ment houses, say 90 per cent of the
guests remain In most of the Sab l
bath. j
Home owners have found the dens
and nooks with comfortable gadgets
for "lopping" are the most popular i
places when company' comes. It is
a windfall for the makers of sleep
ing and lounging togs and the deli
catessens, but that's about all. i
The genial but shrewdly critical
Dinty Doyle puta finger on sn an
noying radio gesture thqt many of
ua suffer in alienee. That custom or
masters of ceremony Don Amecne
is the outstanding offender of
thanking so profusely everybody on
the program for their bits. As Doyie
polnta out, they all get paid and
In most Instances extravagantly.
Courtesy 1b desirable in presenting
acts, but overdoing the Alphonso
and Gaston motif is becoming a
pain in (he neck.
Prosecutor Thomas Dewey proveo
without fear in the recent political
campaign. His triumphs hare been
the result of his fight on the most
murderous gangsters. In Instances
he announced where he would speak
or broadcast and who would be at
tacked, Yet not once did he arrive
or leave with bodyguard. He has a
ssfe full of thirsts but never has
anyone seen him throw up personal
protection. He expresses his con
tempt for the underworld by calliug
alt Its denlaena "punks."
Will H. Hays, once the thin man
of the executive side of the movies
Is no longer in the tight-weight di
vision. During his recent long stay
in California he lived on his ran en
In MUlilen Valley, where he rooe
horse-back dally, chopped wood and
went on week-end hikes up the
mountainside. Never a robust eater,
he began tearing Into tour -inch
steak with all the trimmings, plus
copious beakers of fresh milk. As a
result, he took on t8 potmd snd
came back Fs-t almost unr
mubft to mauds, fut 16 pjuuai
CSS
t
Brady, M D
READINO IN BED
i the difficulty of Illuminating the
page. Whatever position the reader
la In, the source of Illumination must
always be behind the plane of vision.
If the reader la in a recumbent pos
ture the lamp ahould be close to the
floor, not on the bead of the bed.
Most persons who read In bed really
read sitting. A good bed Is the most
uncomfortable reading chair Imagin
able. Indispensable adjuncts of read
ing In bed are a couple of efficient
nurses or attendants to take turns
adjusting the bed and the occupant,
at five minute Intervals, to prevent
cramps and subluxations.
Daytime reading In bed requires
that the bed be placed with head
next the window or between two
windows, & that the daylight com
ing through the wlndowa will not
glare In the patient's eyes.
To those who are not confined to
bed, I would suggest that everything
be made ready, and the reading done
in a comfortable chair. Then when
the zero hour cornea, roll Into bed
and go Into your belly breathing.
Chances are you'll never remember
whether you finished the sixth In
flation. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Contour.
Three months ago had eye tooth
extracted. Tooth on either aide of It
had been out a long time. Now I
am worried because my face has sunk
on that one aide. (I. 7.)
Answer You ahould have an arti
ficial tooth or denture Installed Im
mediately after extraction of one or
more teeth.
Multiple Neuritis.
Son confined to bed and unable
to use hla limbs, from alcohol neu
ritis, three months standing. (Mra.
W. W. S )
Answer See that he receives dally
four or five ounces of wheat germ.
In one recipe oi another. It may be
mixed in with flour, half and half.
In any recipe calling for flour. Ex
treme deprivation of vitamin B (while
on drinking bout and taking little or
no food) la the cause of - alcoholic
neuritis. Wheat germ richest food
source of vitamin B. Brewer's yeast
dried Is still richer source.
(Copyright, 1937, John P. Dllle Co.)
lid Note: Person wlshtng to
communicate srltb Dr. Brady
should aend tetter direct 'to Dr.
William Brady. M O.. 8A El
Cam I no. Beverly Hills, Call!.
on a 136 pounder and you have
something 1
The thinnest fellow X ever saw
outside the dime museum was the
late Grant Clarke, the song writer.
Yet he had one of the lustiest appe
tites hereabouta. He generally had
a second helping of main dishes and
two kinds of dessert. His digestion,
too. waa perfect. To fatten up he
once went on a milk diet at a sani
tarium In Jersey. The usual course
waa five weeks and almost everybody
gained 10 to 1ft pounds. Clarke re
mained 11 and did not gain a pound.
To my notion the greatest battle
against flesh was by Paul Whlteman.
No one so loved richly seasoned food
and taste of old wines and German
brews. I saw him once when tie
could not squeeze Into a Paris taxi
we hailed. Giving up hla food and
drink was torture yet he went
through It valiantly. But how he
suffered I
Monotype: I watched from an ad
joining table one of those precise,
continental and monocled 0 o'clock
diners last night. Correctly dinner
Jacketed to the lapel corn flower,
and like hla European prototype
alone I He Inspected the menu with
the fevertshness of the race bettor
looking to aee who won the last at
Plmllco, murmuring a barrage of
cross questions at the waiter cap
tain. When his melon came, he took
a bite, sent It back. He had his
soup warmed over, and polished his
silver on hla napkin before using.
He did not seem to know for a half
dozen bites whether his cutlet was
right, and he got up from hla chair
to do a little auperln tending of the
salad dressing mixing. It waa quite
a ahow, of which he seemed totally
unconscious. And I could not help
but sneak a peek at his tip. The
son-of-a-gun left lfi cents.
(Copyright, 1937, McNaught
Syndicate, Inc.)
Communications
A Call for Help.
To the Editor:
We. the Endeavorers of the Cen
tral Point Church of Christ, are call
ing for your help. Look around you.
friends; take a peek In that paper
or magazine lying on the table; see
that advertisement for liquor and to
bacco: "Thl cigarette alda digestion!"
"This one quiets your nerves!" "They
give you a lift, t" "This beer take wff
your fatP "Drink our beer and you
will gain weight!" These are only a
few examples of the misleading ad
vertisements that are on dUptay near
ly everywhere. You cannot go a mile
down the hlehway but what you come !
to one of these advertisements, or a
step downtown before one pope up In ;
front of your eyes. t
Come on. people, we need your
help in this great movement we are !
starting to get rid of the untruth- 1
fulness which Is being used to ad
rertlee the article. They are draw
ing hundred of people into their ,
clutches, which in the end will lesd .
.VtUDkKN WUMEN
Nt4 Net tonathlr faia and dUy du to
ciKlsDmHiiUsuii.ftTurcoridaulsi csium,
Ctu-htvlm lHm.M.l Hrsvnti IM1 tr admi v.
-r 1 1 I v sDti sp Vsjsjsm nsjitsjf ii nT
.l!inuramur'r'TMiywsr. Att
HIMim.UaJIIU
1HI PISalOMP fe SHAKO- AT f
to destruction, and we that call our
selves Christians have stood back and
let this disgraceful thing go on I
People I Be with the hundreds who
are not going to stand for these de
ceiving signs and make yourself hon
ored throughout the world by Joining
us in this fight for a better nation
in the elimination of all the untruth
ful, misleading advertisement of
all liquors and tobacco.
Central Point Christian Endeavor.
Norman Hansen, Secy.
November 23, 1037.
In All Direction.
To the Editor:
Backward democracy drools on.
Our ship of state, 48 decks and no
bottom, sails In all direction at once,
Liberty la the soothing syrup for an
Iron collar. Moving the wall back a
few feet merely enlarges the cell. It
la far easier to hoodwink the human
reason than the law of gravity. Fall
ing seems to be the paramount fea
ture of our existence. A series of
falls not forwards, but backward and
down. Man's belief in protecting
himself agslnst earthly dangers. Is to
summon dangers to the rescue of dan
gers. In this way. man studies how
to become fearless, humble and dis
honest. Honesty Is the best policy.
After the first million.
Is man's Intelligence merely a word?
Undoubtedly, when we' witness the
stupidity with which he has gov
erned himself. The present excellent
state of chaoa with Its sister debris,
Is glorified under the name of na
tional progress. Instead of man con
demning himself, wretched alibis are
the order of the day. The sun. stars
and moon. Tea leaves, salt and pins.
Black cats, pigs and onions. Even
the colors are not exempt from being
a cause for hla making such a com
plete aucceas of failure. A dictator
ship would be a very profitable form
of government. A hybrid dictator.
A combination Mussolini, Hitler and
Stalin. For directional effect. With
a Bismarck and a Ghengts Khan for
statesmanship and tenacity of pur
pose. When we look 'upon the . absurd
ities and monstrosities In cocky pro
cession stuccoed with the essence of
civilization, the expression "What a
masterful parade of masculine mon
keys" seems appropriate. ' When we
witness man riding high, wide and
handsome with the seat of his
breeches glued to 1 a magic carpet,
there Is only one more thing to say
it's useless chasing the impossible.
Gesundheltl
G. L. BULLEN.
Crescent City. Cel.. Nov. 22, 1937.
s
Comment
on the
Days News
By FRAM JENKINS
WHAT Is wealth?
Wealth la the product cf labor
applied to raw materials natural re
sources. WHAT la capital?
Capital Is wealth that some
body has earned and SAVED UP.
HOW does capital help labor?
Capital helpa labor by enabling
It to obtatn tools with which to pro
duce more and more and thjs EARN
MORE.
FOR example:
Two men, working with a shovel
and a wheelbarrow, can move only a
little dirt In a day. and hence can
earn only tow wages. But two men,
working with a steam shovel and a
truck, can move a LOT of dirt In a
day, and hence can earn high wages.
BUT It takes capital to obtain steam
shovels and trucks. How are
these men, working with their hands
at low wages and needing practically
all their wagea to support their fami
lies, to obtatn them?
Here la where caplta'l comes In.
If they can find someone who has
earned wealth and SAVED IT, thus
providing capital, and can convince
him that they are good workers and
careful apenders. they can BORROW
the needed capital, and with It they
can buy a steam shovel and a truck
and can PAY FOR THEM out of
their Increased earnings and have
money left with which to provide a
higher standard of living for them
selves and thetr families.
THE workers, you see, provide em
ployment for the saved -up wealth
that we call capital, and the capital
they borrow and use make It pos
sible for them to Increase their earn
ing power and so provide a higher
standard for themselves .and their
families.
In other words. EACH HELPS THE
OTHER.
WHEN capital and labor work to
gether, both benefit. When they
fall to work together, or when they
PULL AGAINST EACH OTHER, both
lose.
A lot of losses are being suffered,
right now.
There were only 23.000 automo
biles in the United States In 1902;
today there are more than one thou
s.ind time that number.
Chinese herbs will (Ivf roo relret on mallei what von
its afliicted ith yon owe it to foureii to use thl,
pportunlly to recall) roar Health. Chan's herbs nan
restored nealtb to thousands ol penple Why not roo
im too hare (las constipation atoniarh Trouble. Hhea
malum Hs Fern Prostate Trouble. Clrers. Children,
tied netting lnii, rmubie- tsmma inriuenta lemalr
i rouble. Piles Chronic couth. Hliti Hlood pressure trthrttis. Colitis
Nervousness. Appendicitis. Tnnsllltls enema Heart uret Bladder
Kidnrya. tonjs mood l'rtnar Disorders, herns will five yon rellei
thea other, fall Free con.ulianon
pen 10 Is I P D ' fM I'IMN st till p M
rtioa Thura 10 It t il rtmrrl ami rhlneae Mel) Co m t Main
The
Capital
Parade
(Uosuoued I rum Psg uns)
to meet the president's olfer. Ana
the lett-wlngers sre smilingly conn
dent that the president will not go
much further than he has siresay
They even deny that thers Is UHe
llhood of revision of the "death sen
tence" clause of the holding com
pany set in the near future.
The moderates, on the other hand,
hope for nothing less than a perma
nent peace with the utilities; a peace
founded on administration assur
ances of a profitable future to the
companies snd a quid pro quo from
the companies In the shape of some
what reduced rates to the consumers.
The moderstes believe that such s
peace would have the best possible
effect on the business situation, and
they are urging the president to dust
off his supply of olive branches ss
quickly ss possible.
The aspects of the administration's
nAtror nAlt-v vrhlrh Vll.flv 'rllstUTb
n.nw. j n v......
the utilities executives are two. The
utilities men have a ausplclon. wnicn
among some of them amounts to a
grim conviction, that the president
wants to drive them straight out
of business, by government compe
tition sponsored by the TV A snd
Its proposed little brothers. They
are also sweating at the prospect of
the stringent federal regulation to
which they will scon have to sub
mit, unless the left-wingers of the
White House are betting wrong on
the supreme court's reaction to the
holding company act. Therefore, the
moderates want the president to
make the utilities a peace offer with
the following provisions:
I. Definite assurance to be given
all utilities companies, except those
regarded as Incorrigible at the White
House, that they will be permitted
tn Mnllmu In nilftlnpRA And BO OU
earning a reasonable profit. If tney
will accept tne president a uw'"'"
of "reasonable." Additional promises
to be made that the federal govern
ment will finance no more publicly
owned distribution systems, and
some compromise In the matter of
rste bases to be made.
3. In exchange for the assurances
and the promises, the utilities com
psnles to tske their medicine like
little men snd register with the
SEC. The compsnles to go Into the
money marketa newly firmed by the
good newa from Washington, refund
.ui. hnHH indebtedness at
lower Interest, and pass the profit
on to tne consume.
also to expand their construction
programa aa much as posslbls.
The contestants In the scrimmage
at the White House do not know
themselves which side the president
Inclines to. An Important strsw
blew down the wind last week, how
ever, when Mr. Wendell L. Wlllkle
of the Commonealth and Southern
company, who Is the leading moderate-minded
utilitarian, suddenly
turned up In Washington for a con
idm.m with tiie nrestdent. The
White House intimated pretty plainly
ii... Mr Wllllcl. Hiiflreested his visit.
but actually he came by a White
House Invitation so aorupuy pil
fered that he waa forced to break
Important engagements In New Vork
the same morning. Because of a
nra.lripntlal tOOthaChC. hO COnlCr-
ence took place, but It la still s
natural Inference tnat, u tne presi
dent was snxlous to see Mr. Wlllkle
he must have wanted to do some
thing more than "give him a jouy.
The oddest festure of this whole
strange situation, so Intimately af
fecting the admlnlstrstlon's future.
Is the fsct that, whatever the left
wingers ssy, the famous desth sen
tence clause Is likely to be modified.
The desth sentence clause is not
Importantly Involved In the present
controversy, but It Is Interesting,
nevertheless, that the utilities ex
perts of the securities and exchange
commission are almost unanimously
agreed that the clause In Its pres
ent strict msndstory form, will be
virtually Impossible to apply' effic
iently. They want a revision of It
which would set up genersl stand
ards of utilities management for tne
commission's guidance, and then al
low the commission to bring eacn
utilities compsny as nearly as prac
ticable Into line with the general
standards. Whatever else Is done, the
betting seems to be thst ths com
mission experts will hsve their wsy
on this point.
JOB FOlDSTiPWHlLE
MAGDA -WAITS ENTRY
NEW YORK. Nov. 33. fli The
French Can I no. Broadway night club
where Magda DePontanges. now at
Ellis Island fighting deportation, had
hoped to appear, unexpectedly closed
early today, depriving 80 girl enter
talnera and 300 waiters of thetr Jobs.
John J. Sullivan, second deputy
police commissioner, earlier had ban
ned Magda't appearance in a night
club, but a member of the syndi
cate, which owns the Casino said the
closing was In no way connected
with the ban. t
The entertainer!, many of hom
are citizen of Prance and England,
will Mil for London Wednesday. The
Casino here opened In 1P35.
GALL STONES
Flight 'o Time
Medrord and Jackson County
hlUury from the files of tht
Mall Tribune 10 and to yeara
ago.
TEN YEARS AGO TODOV
November 23, 1027
(Zt was Wednesday)
President Coolldge to broadcast hla
Thanksgiving Day proclamation to
nation tonight.
Ruth Snyder and Judd Gray, slay
ers of the woman's husband, sen
tenced to die January 10.
I. W. W.'s stage demonstration in
front of John D. Rockefeller, Jr., la
New York.
Chicago gang warfare Increases.
City to. observe Thanksgiving to
morrow. All stores and offices to
close. ,
New clerks granted local postofflca.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
November 23, 1917
(It was Friday)
British capture heights of Maoevres
on western front; Italians check
great drive of the kaiser's forces.
Lou Tellegen In 'The Long Trail"
at the Star; "Stop Your Poolin'' at
the Rial to.
Mayor Gates relusea to accept the
fuel director post for this city.
American destroyer sinks German
U-boat off Irish coast.
The geology class of the high school
Inspects Roxy Ann mine.
Phone 642. We'll haul away jour
refuse. City Sanitary Service.
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Closing time tit Too Late to Clas
sify Ads is 1:30 p. m.
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