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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, PRECOX. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1937.
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Artnai Perry.
The mother of a criminal, super
ficially wounded, when with two no
torious pale, he engaged In a gun
duel Monday at Bangor, Me., witn
O-men, declared: "It'a too Dad ne
wasn't Hilled suddenly, like the reat
of them." Then he fainted. Seldom
do mothere apeak with auch noneat
frankness. But thle. mother, like all
the other mother, of men who take
to crime, when cornea bit day in
court, appropriately dressed In black,
will be In the front row weeping.
...
Poetmaeter-Oeneral Parley, at
banquet at Eugene the coming week
end In hie honer will eat Chlneae
Pheaaant, Afterward., the heat J
thinker tor Democracy, and the great
eat politician ever to occupy a hu
man hide, will deliver an addreu.
In which, no doubt, he will predict
the Republican party will eat crow
next year, ,
...
Football fana will head north late
tomorrow, by auto. They are warned
to go alow, and not lateral on
phone-pole, In their haite,
...
NICE WAY TO PUT ITI
(Vreka (Calif.) Journal)
There are reaaone why Dep
uty Sheriff Ed Mathewe la stand
ing up now-a-deye, or sitting
only on one aide of a chair. Ed
accidentally dropped hi. pistol
from his hip pocket and It dis
charged, the bullet glanced up
wards towards his head, but
whereas there were other parte
that projected farther back than
the crowning part of hie anat
omy, the shot plowed its way
thru there making a alight flesh
wound. The Deputy cannot see
the furrow, but he saya It feels
as though It were at least a foot
deep."
...
An Oklahoma physician announce.
five rules (not Including regular
breathing) whereby people can live
100 years, If they feel they can
stand It.
...
Press report, reveal a Clatsop
ounty fsrmer, apprised by a neigh
bor Isdy venison on the hoof was
embeszllng his hsy, rushed from his
bath-room, with his psnte In one
hsnd and hla trusty rifle In the
other. Confronted with a question ol
propriety, he let the panta go willy
nilly, and killed a 2-prong deer. A
somewhat similar circumstance be
fell a Prospect district farmer a few
years back. Submerged In hla bath,
he was Informed a buck waa fooling
around his haystack. Not bothering
about bis pants, he grabbed a Mile,
and as a full-fledged nudist, plunged
Into the young bllaaard raging out
side. Leaping upon a saw-home, be
biased away. The target gave one
skyward leap, and folded up. our
hero, still In ths raw, then raced
through the blinding anow and Bit
ter wind to view the frulte of nis
marksmsnshtp. There, on the lee side
of the hsyplle. In the fast (suing
October dusk, he discovered he had
shot one ot hla own steers square
between the horns.
...
Psttenlng of turkeys for Thanks
giving leasts has stsrted In ths rural
area, but as yet market reports con
tain no Items that the cranberry
crop la short snd the price will be
accordingly. The turkey la an Inter
esting bird, and when dead the
autopsy often reveals a tlncup full
of gravel In his crsw. The phenome
na of how a turkey that spent an
hla days on a Jackson county side
hill, shows up In a Ssn Prsncisco
butrhershop with a craw full 01
Alaska black ssnd, has naver been
satisfactorily explained.
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riANtlKROCH HAS Mil HOHK
(l',srly rill Vlrllms Nni
A bunch of germs were hitting It
up
In the bronchial saloon:
Two bugs on tha eoge of the laryni
Were Jetxlng a rag-time tune.
Back In the teeth. In a solo game,
Sat dangerous Ask-Kerchoo:
And watching his pulse waa his light
- or love
The lady that's known as Flu.
(Wsshlngton Stste Journsl)
Dm Ua4 muuae pant ada.
Fill That Chest
'THE Community Chest is an established institution in this
community, its purposes so well known to all, that any
comment upon them would be superfluous.
So as the annual drive for contributions to the chest opens.
there is really nothing much to say, and nothing NEW that
can be said.
Everyone knows that the Community Chest campaign is. bv
its nature, a test of good citizenship. Its results reveal, how
many residents of the city, who have more than they absolutely
need, are willing to give something to those who have less.
Every contribution will be used to help, not those who live
abroad, but those who live here in Medford, our neighbors and
our friends, and in the final analysis, OURSELVES.
HPO generously support the Community Chest therefore- is
clearly a matter of enlightened self interest. For to elim
inate want, to reduce suffering, to advance health, makes Med
ford a better place in which to live, a permanent investment.
which pays dividends to every member of the community.
throughout the year. .
Those who are able to giye something, but refuse to do so.
place themselves in the position of those who are willing to
pront from the efforts of others, but will do nothing to deserve
the benefit themselves.
We are sure there are few of this type in this community.
We are equally sure that the present drive, under its capable
leadership, will this year, as it has in the past, meet with the
complete success which it deserves.
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M D.
Signed letter, pertaining to personal beaitb ana hygiene, out to disease
diagnosis 01 treatment, will be answered by Ur. Brady ll a lumped sell
addressed envelope is enclosed Letters ehouid be brief and wrluen In ink
Owing to the large oombei of letter, received only a few can be answered
No reply ran be made to queries not cunfurmlng to Instructions. Address
Or. William Brady, get El Camlno, Beverly, CaM.
proper aympathy and agree to pre
serve the estate as It Is, It will not
be sold.
EUGENICS AND THE SUPER-RACE
Pigs Is pigs.
Cross a pure black gulnea-ptg with
a pure white gulnea-plg and you get
only black gulnea-plga In the first
generation. But
Support the P.-T.A.
PROBABLY never before in the history of the country, has
This is particularly true of public school education, for as
the youth goes, so goes the nation.
Therefore any force that will lead youth in the right direc
tion on one hand j and raise the general level of the ability to
think and think clearly on the other, 'contributes to the
preservation and perpetuation of a democracy such as ours'and
its institutions.
This is particularly true at the present time- when there are
sinister influences abroad in the land, which must be resisted
and defeated if popular government is to endure. Our best
defense one might say our only sure defense, lies in an
educated and enlightened citizenship. And the cornerstone of
such citizenship is the public school.
. . .
pHIS may be rather a portentious prelude, to a brief and
very simple statement we have to make. A state-wide
drive for membership in the Parent-Teacher association is on
in this state, and we wish to urge all parents with children in
the publio schools, to join. Nevertheless the essential faet.
as stated we believe to be true.
There is nothing more vital than education, the right kind
or education. And no factor is more important in making that
education especially primary education, what it should be
then fl loPIVA ..rail Hnn-.:..-J J ..ll J , , . T. . m .
....... ..B, uisauiMiu mm wen directed i arent-readier
Association.
For it is this organization that brings the school in direct
contact with the home, and the home in direct contact with the
school, a relationship that is of inestimable benefit to both,
to education, and ultimately to the country as a whole.
CO we are glad to join with others in endorsing the P.-T. A.
campaign in this state. The nearer we can come to the
ideal of a truly EDUCATED citizenship, the nearer we will
be to that permanence, security and stability, which will
make not the world necessarily but THIS COUNTRY safe
for DEMOCRACY.
m
gulnea-plga mate
three -four tl a of
their offspring
will be black and
one-fourth will
be white. Just la
white aa the
grandparent waa.
If your ambition la to develop a
"blue" or a gray breed or strain,
you will surely not give up so soon.
Fortunately, too, gulnea-plga are en
thusiastic performers when they get
the general Idea of what you hope
to prove. So take a walk or bowl
a game or two. When you return
you'll find simple arithmetic no;
longer adequate It takes Integral
calculus to keep tabs on progress of I
the experiment from now on. It i
goes like this:
White and black
pigs croAAed.
First generation,
Ml black (black It
dominant; white Is
recessive).
Second generation
three-fourths of
the offspring
black; one-fourth
white.
Third generation some of the
blacks breed true. Some contain a
mixture of white and black charac
ters, traits or factors, and hence
some of their offspring will be black,
come white.
While the guinea-pigs would prob
ably carry on as long aa you wish,
you may as well conclude the ex
periment aa hopeless. A "blue" or
gray mottled or barred strain of
gulnea-plg might conceivably be de
veloped in the course of a few hun
dred years, but who cares? If you
want quick results, try crossing a
black Andulusian cock with a white
Andaluslan hen. You'll get a brood
of "blue" that Is. grayish chicks out
of the first setting. In the course !
of the season, aa these blues mature
and start families of their own, you'll
have some more blues, but also some
more black and white. Here Is the
way the protocol of the chicken ex
periment will look:
One Interesting and Important fact
la that black bred with black In any
generation produce only black; white
bred with white only white, but blues
soma or the (grays) bred together produce a prog
blacks of this eny sorting Into three classes (blacks,
first generation blues, whites) in the same propor-
carry a white, tion aa that produced by tha blues
was uovci vua- a oi mo iitsk generation, x. is un
less. When a pair possible to produce a race of "blues,
of these all black I because they always produce blacks
and whites as well as blues and the
proportion of chicks having the fine
mixture of black and white tends to
decrease with succeeding generations.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Hernia.
Husband, 28, 60 Inches tall, 162
pounds, drives truck, has to lift cases
weighing 100 pounds many times a
day. Is It advisable for him to wear
belt or special supporter aa protection
against hernia? (Mrs. R. H.)fc
Answer Only if his doctor recom
mends It for some particular trouble.
Pink.
Your dally articles have been a
great help In keeping my family In
the pink of condition. How may a
man 40 years of age find out whether
he Is sterile, from complicated mumps
And driving along past tho Gillette
estate we veered oil on an unused
back road and passed a broken down
goat s nest of farm houses, proclaim.
lag utter desolstlon. Someone In the
car remarked: "What poor souls eke
out existence here?" And then there
was noted a "For Sale" sign and
gaunt farmer and his entire brood
were assembled In a aide yard, all
ready to depart In a trailer, loaded
with valises and bundles, for greener
pestures. And we hoped better for.
tune.
Also one wonders whence come the
patrons for the Jlnkleljumbles of
ceramics on sale at those roadside
pottery stands. Big vases of scarlet,
green and yellow, large enough to
take a bath In. Every day they arc
placed In the yard In precise geo
metrlo srray and a member of the
family stands In waiting anticipation.
Tet In years of motoring by them 1
have never seen a customer.
Too, we came on an ancient Ice
house, rifted and ridged with ace.
The roof was sagging and about to
cave In and the clapboard walls were
silvered with the hoarlnesa of years.
The loe house, once a sort of mys
terious cavern In small towns, has
given away to the progress of modem
refrigeration, and this was the only
left-over I've seen In a decade.
passsge snd always on the wing. He
files In to New York from California
almost every week, sometimes twice,
not to Include hla side trips to Ft.
Worth, New Orleans, Cincinnati end
where not. Indeed, nearly aU of the
crack advertising men are air passen
gers In a large way. Art Kudner even
haa a private plane from which he
niea to and from his New Mexico
rsnch for week-ends. Bruce Bsrton
Is slso a consistent traveler along the
air lanes. Among the Hollywoodltes
who are giving the plsnea a big play
Is George Jessel. He flew In the
other evening, for Instance, to have
dinner with some friends and winged
westward again the aame evening.
One of the ranters was rabble-rousing
from his step-ladder In West
72d, off Bro&dway, the other evening.
In climaxing his hot-gospellng he In
quired shrilly and paused for an an
swer: "What do we see on every
hand?" And a passing smart alec In
a roadster shouted: "Four fingers
and a thumb, you mug!"
(Copyright, 1937, McNaught
Syndicate)
' ' II ..Kit
Ed Swaz-y, of the advertising blg-
gltles, la America's No. 1 airplane cus
tomer. He, more than any other
aviation layman. Is a human bird of
civ
65c P INT mJMI
S1.15.QUAKT lp
HOLBROQH
BOURBON WHISKEY
OWOOf
which he had three years ago? (C.
H. P.)
Answer Any good physician can
determine by microscopic test wheth
er a man Is fertile.
Water.
Can a person drink too much
water? Have been on diet for dia- j
betes for over two years, but recent
examination showed blood sugar nor
mal, no sugar in urine. I crave and
drink over a gallon of water a day.
(W. A.)
Answer If you can keep the water
Intake around three quarts a day
(less In cold weather, more In hot
weather) you will be all right.
(Copyright, 1937, John P. Dllle Co.)
Ed. Note: Person wishing to
communicate with Dr. Brady
should send letter direct to Dr.
William Brady. M. .. 265 El
Camlno. ne.erly Hills, Calif.
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He Can Do No Right
PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT is wise to go his way, and pav
no heed to his critics at least the most persistent and
bitter ones.
A less experienced, and more sensitive type, mieht make an
effort from time to time, to mollify the hymn-of-haters, to go
out of his way to show them what they claim to be true, isn't
true.
But the President refuses to do so. He knows what he wants
to do and he intends if possible to do it.' He regards any at
tempt to please the radical opposition, as a waste of time and
effort.
In this he is EXACTLY right. It is foolish to try to please
the Roosevelt-pholiiacs simply because it GAN'T be done. No
matter what he says or does, the President to them can do no
right.
"PHE President's recent fireside talk it an excellent example.
For months and months the grest opposition cry has been
against the President's incendiary methods over the radio,
rapping the heads of the Economic Royalists, appealing to the
prejudices of the masses, arousing class against class, etc., etc.
this was the burden of the outburst, in some quarters,
against his recent Constitution Day address, although viewing
that speech as a whole, it was a very liberal and effective,
interpretation of that document, almost entirely free of anv-
thing that could be termed, partisan or even provocative.
A ND now what do we hear about Tuesday night's radio talkt
Certainly an even tempered, friendly discussion of certain
important issues, as devoid of animus and heat, aa Junior's
favorite bedtime story.
Why it was a lot of blah, a mess of glittering generalities
and tiresome platitudes, not worth turning the dial to listen to.
SO 1
d
there you are. When the President is concerned, he is
iHinned if he does, and damned if he doesn't. If he smashes
back at the reactionary opposition he is trying to bring on a
class war, if he devotes himself to present issues, and their
elucidation, he is filling the air with a lot of whang-doodle and
sweet nothings.
The President is wise in going his way, and paying no
attention to such opposition.
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NEW YORK.' Oct. 14. The art of
ambulandl Is almost lost to the
metropolis. There are no accom
plished strollers, such as Robert
Cortes Holllday. Out of 100 walking
clubs ten years
ago. only a half
dozen remain.
About the only
upholders of
walking are the
members of the
Boy Scouts,
Even that old
stand-by, the ft
o'clock promen
ade on 5th ave
nue Is gone. Men
who used to
walk from of
flees to clubs
now go In motor cars or taxis. Kin
Hubbard used to say the only way to
cross a New York street waa to lead
cow. The reason, of course, Is
traffic Jams. Plus the feeling of
danger In braving so many crossings,
checkers have found that all the
important corners have from 30 to
30 per cent fewer pedestrians at ths
peak hours. Visitors who have not
been here In several years Immedi
ately notice the slow-up of the side
walk flow.
One of the most auspicious sur
vivors of the walking age still is Dr.
John Pinley of the Times, who heels
off his five miles a day no matter
the weather. Most ot the valiants
who used to circle the gravel path
around the Central Park reservoir
hav called It a day. And are seen
no more.
with the actor's labor of love. There
winds through the grounds a com
plete, practical miniature railroad.
Thla was the hobby that engrossed
the delineator of the Sherlock
Holmes role for years. And while
fascinating to children, Is likely to
be met with a yawn tap by most
grownups. Yet unless one can show
Wti 'l
That odd home of William Gillette,
the octogenarian actor, on a fling
of Connecticut countryside, contin
ues to be for sale, although It repre
sents an investment of 400.000 and
asking price of only MM). 000
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