SfEDFOKD "NfATL TRIBTjyE, W.DFORP, OBEflpy. FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 24. 1937.
PAGE NINE
SOVIET BOYS HAVE
EQUAL CHANCE 10
SUCCEED IN LIFE
All Paths Except the Road
to Wealth Are Open to
Russian School Youths
Life Rigidly Supervised
By Richard O. MtUftork
AP Foreign Service
MOSCOW Prom worker' home,
ftuult'a M-year-oldi go back to thlr
laue thl month to become good
tollers and loyal supporters of the
Soviet regime utiles war or some
thing lsn happens to upset the
"workers' paradise."
Constant supervision of hla life by a
eommunlst, one -party government.
the aMurance of a Job without riches
If he behaves and perhaps distinction
In some field of endeavor honored by
the Soviets that Is the outlook for
Ivan Ivanovlch, the typical Russian
boy.
He may become dictator, doctor,
factory manager or flier, a scientist
or soldier, or Just worker. Any ca
reer except that of capitalist, land
lord or employer of labor Is open to
him.
Learn Trade Early
He might even study for the priest
hood, as his "dear father, teacher and
leader." Joseph Staltn, did before he
became a revolutionary. But that is
extremely Improbable, for Ivanovlch
was born and reared under a god
less, antl-rellglous regime. Atheism la
part of his education.
At 14, Ivan la enjoying his seventh
year of free education by the state
and he hut three more years to go to
school. Then he may go to work, or
to university. If he can pass the ex
aminations. If Ivan found school irksome end
hlB parents were willing, he might
go to work In a factory, since he Is
only 14, he would work only four
hours a day. Hta pay would be small,
probably less than 100 rubles a month
( MO at the official exchange rate,
but about ftlA In buying power). And
he would have to learn a trade In the
factory school.
Must Enter Army
It Is quite likely, therefore that
Ivan prefers school. Hi father Is able
to support him, especially since the
government provides many facilities,
Including free medical service.
Government regulation Is on every
side of young Ivan. He will feel It
mere as he grows older and goes to
work. He la not compelled to be a
Young Pioneer, or member of the
communist youth organisation for
boys up to 10 years old, but most of
his playmates 6,000,000 In the Sov
iet, Union are lilt, so Ivan Joins.
He wears a red necktie as a badge of
membership.
Five years from now, when he Is 19.
Ivan must begin two years of military
service In the Red army. As a Young
Pioneer he has learned discipline, i
marching to drumbeats and perhaps'
Pigtail Curl Controversy
Spreads to Porky Center
MINNEAPOLIS (UP) Come now
the answers from the heart of the na
tion's farm country to the poser on
pigs posed by a native 18 -year-old
farm girl to the New jersey depart
ment of agriculture.
The girl's question "Which way
does a pig tall twist?" was asked of
numerous Minneapolis citizens and
none lacked for the answer, or some
answer.
A resume of the answers indicates
that a pig tall whirls clockwise, counter-clockwise
or in a cone-like spiral.
stands straight up or droops, or in
clines toward the forepart, depending
on the pig's diet, the weather and
the whim' of fate.
Said James Mullen, Minneapolis
captain of detectives:
When a pig Is In good condition.
well fed and well cared for, the tall
sticks straight up. And when It's poor
and measly, the tall sort of flaps
down. I know, because I'm a pretty
good farmer."
The more erudite and considered
opinion of Dean Walter C. Coffey of
the college of agriculture, forestry
and home economics at the University
of Minnesota, was:
"Moat of the pig tails that I can re
member turn right. The New Jersey
pigs' tails probably curl mostly to the
left because they're east of the Mis
sissippi." But Ray Ross, bolter manufacturer,
believed:
"Pigs' tails run from the south
west quarter to the northeast quarter
except when they run due south."
A Minneapolis alderman said they
twist left, and declared he would so
provide by ordinance If any pigs in
the city were contrary.
Elizabeth Owens, an assistant coun
ty attorney, speaking "strictly In sup
port of the female pigs," said:
"Tails are Just tails, and probably
run to the imagination."
According to George H. Hemperly.
clerk of the district court, it Is mere
ly a matter of relativity.
"If you stand on your head." he
pointed out, "they curve right or
left, and If you atand on your feet,
they curve left or right."
W. H. Peters, chief of the division
of animal husbandry. University of
Minnesota, said they curl both waya.
but added:
"A hog whose tall curls to the
right Is no snootier than one whose
tail curls to the left."
of hi time to serving mankind, par
tlcularly children.
Carrying out the vow, he bought
a ftO-paasenger bus. Driving tt him
self, he travels through tiie country
side on Sunday more rigs, taking
scores of children and their parents
to Sunday school and church. The
service Is free, and he will take them
to any church they wish to attend.
Thomas Edison placed on the
market the first commercial model
of the phonograph In 1888. Within
a few years, phonographs and rec
ords were sweeping the country.
Famed Railroad Ballad
Composer Quits Cab Job
WASHINGTON (UP) With whis
tles shrieking and flares covering hts
engine, the composer of the famous
ballad, "The Wreck of the Old 97."
for 93 years an engineer, made his
last run for the Southern railway
recently.
Residents all along the line be
tween Manassas and Strasburg, Va
know Dave Tuck, and when they saw
the flares and heard the whistle
blasts, knew the 73-year-old engineer
was saying good-bye.
When the wreck of the 97 occurred
as yean ago, Tuck was on, of the
first to reach th, scene. H, and a
friend, David Oeorge, were so Im
pressed, he says, that they sat down
on the track and then and there
composed the song that made them
famous and Involved them In long
litigation. In later years they have
tried unsuccessfully to collect roysl
ties on the phonograph record ssles
of the bsltsd.'
Twice Tuck has yielded to a desire
to get Into the show business aa a
sideline. He claims he showed the
first motion picture seen In the
Shenandoah valley. It warn many
years ago, and people lacked suffi
cient faith In the new contraption
to pay the entry fee. Another time
he put on an Ice carnival In Stras
burg. One of hla productions wsa
a modified burlesque show.
Tuck plans to settle In Straaburg
for the rest of his life but before
he does he Is going to tske a long
ride behind th locomotive Instead
of In It. So he la going to get a
pass and travel In style all over the
country, looking up Uioae of hla
brothers who are still alive.
rtfle-Ahootmg or constructing gliders
In a boys' club.
Knows Little W V. 8.
Ivan has been taught that the cap
italistic countries surrounding Russia
are his enemies. The "fascist" coun
tries, particularly Oermany and Japan,
are preparing war against hla father
land, he Is told.
Ivan, who doea not talk to for
eigners, probably has little feeling
about the United States, knowing It
principally as the country to which
Soviet aviators have flown by way
of the north pole and as a country
noted for labor efficiency, which
should be emulated. .
CULL APPLES, HAY
PULLMAN. Wash V-Washing
ton State college dairy experiments
have shown that "an apple a day goes
well with hay."
The college experiment station re
ported that a combination of 80 per
cent cull apples and 20 per cent al
falfa hay proved to be "unusually
palatable!' silage. The cows Increased
their production and the butterfat
gained in carotene content.
This state produces between 160,
000 and 300.000 tons of cull apples
annually. Disposal has been a major
problem.
FREE BUS SERVICE
NEW LONDON. Tex. John
Lumpkin has started paying the ob
ligations of a vow takes when his
only son was killed In the school ex
plosion here last March.
Lumpkin, an oil company execu
tive, said then he would devote part
Schilling
purelL Tcinilla
flavorlasts
fnl
New Sort of Arwm
HOT SPRINGS. Artt. (UP) P. H.
Crenshaw, JJ3. local resident., must
serve 30 days In city Jail following
his conviction on charges of disturb
ing the peace. Officers who brought
Grenshaw into court said he dis
turbed his neighbors by burning his
estranged wife's clothes.
'FARM
FRESH"
CREAMERY
BUTTER
Read this letter
from a woman who
tried to make jelly
with a cheap
substitute for Certo!
An unsolicited letter
from Mrs. K. T. Thomas,
of Larkspur, California
D A
t'Y- ex 400,
iln.:.
"r.lryour.
MRS. THOMAS IS RIGHT!
STICK TO CERTO.
IF YOU WANT PERFECT
JAMS AND JELLIES!
-Tf,,
WHY risk upenslve failures? Why not proBt by
Mrs. Thomas' experience, and stick to Certo
very time you make Jams and jellies!
With Certo, you never need to worry. You know that
your Jellies will Jell perfectly . . . your Jama have Just
the rluht teiture. You know, too, that your Jama and
Jellies will have much better flavor ... the rich, luscious
flavor of the fresh, ripe fruit Itself.
Besides. Certo really saves you money. You al
ways fiet so much more Jam and Jelly from your
fruit that It cuts the coat per fttasa away down.
Mrs. Thomas found that the cheaper pectins she
tried were Just false economy!
So why not play safel Insist on Certo every time.
Then you'll be sure of perfect results, and save
time and money, toot A product of General Foods.
REE RECIPE BOOK
Tattexj recipes with every
bottle , . , prepared ttp
dally for us with Certo!
Don't expect them to work
with any other pectin.
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R IT A UK Small
WATERMELONS
Onions
Apples
Bananas
Potatoes
Squash
RED RIPE
LOCALS
Local Sweet Spanish
Local, for Pies
Firm, Ripe
Klamath U. 8. No. 2
Banana, local
Each J)C
6 lbs. 1 0c
8 lbs. 25c
4 lbs. 19c
50 ibs. 49c
ib. 2y2c
4 40
Blue Hose 25 lbs. J I mfmO
3 lb. 17
(M CO
Whites 25 lbs. 9 I 97
4 lbs. 29
DEANS Mexicans 25 lbs. $1.59
4 lbs. 29
MACARONI R0M SfV $1.19
41bi. 23
LIMA BEANS Vi5 $1.59
4 lbs, 29
TAPIOCA Laree pearl
2 lbs. 15
. BAYO BEANS
3 lba. 29
RICE Broken
4 lbs. 17
10 lbs. 69c
io lbs. 89 c
25 lbs.
98c
COFFEE
Airway Freshly Ground. The fastest
selling Coffee west of the Mississippi river
lb. 16c 3 Ibs. 45c
NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY BY THE CASE AND SAVE
Peas
String Beans
Grapefruit
Pineapple
Peaches
Lindy Brand
24 Cans to Case
Can 10
Crater Lake
24 No. 2 Cans to Case
Can 10
Stokely's
24 No. 2 Cans to Case
Can 15
Solar Broken Slices
24 No. 2 Cans to Case
Can 15
Del Monte
24-2 2 Cans to Case
. Can 10
$198
$198
$309
$329
$398
Porn
Tomatoes
Golden Bantam
24 No. 303 cans to
ease Can 10
198
Josephine J fg
34 fa. 2 cans to $ J jQ
Can 10 I
Maximum
Richer, creamier
48 cans to case
4 cans 20
319
Corn
Peas
Butter Kernel g
Whole Orain 5 sill H
24No 2 cans to case . W
Can 15 W
Del Monte Early A 0t
Garden $ IDH
24 No. 3 cans to ease w mm "
Can 15 w
Pure
Cane,
SUGAR
SUNBRITE
CHAD OK
uunr
Yellow Bar
Kitchen Craft
100 lbs. $5.29
Cleanser JM
Each 4C
8 bars I Iw
49 lb. bag $1.79
FLOUR
FLOUR T" ..n, k.,$1.29
CORN FLAKES .... 5c
CRISCO an, c. 53c
Bacon Squares
Pot Roost 8teer Beef ehuck out'
Beef Steak
Sliced Bacon
Ground Beef
Boiling Beef
Pork Sausage
for seuoning or frying II). 25C
lb. 17',2C
. Ib. 29c
lb. 35c
2 Ibs. 35c
lb. 15c
2 Ibs. 39c
Sirloin and Rib Steer Beef
Broken Sliced
Pure beef
No water or oereal
Short rib or brisket
Country style
BEVERAGE SPECIAL
GINGER ALE 231 Si 23c
TOMATO JUICE SSfilOc
GRAPE JUICE Kerr pt17c
BER Brown Derby 3 29C
Salad Dressing Qt.29e
New Lemon Whip Pt. 15c
Sweet Pickles or ) Pt. 15c
Sweet RelUh ( Qt. 29c
Dill Pickles inl
New Crop, Crisp QUail I UC
Chuck Steak ,. 0Qa
Steer Beef ID. ZOC
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