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By Arthur Perry.
Tomorrow Is Constitution Day
th lsoth anniversary of the sign'
lng of Immortal document. In the
early stages of the waning national
H.HrL.m tha IneblllW of Man to
eat the Constitution for breakfast,
was aeml - hysterically held to o
more ImDoatant than the conatltu-
Uon. Itself, in the highly enraptured
circles. Whenever the consuiuuon'
allty of a New Deal notion was ques
tioned, the objector was promptly
squelched, with the whimsical logic:
"Weill what or itr 1 can e
Constitution!"
rail has came. The first venture
some outdoor enthusiasts, have
ahlnned up a chasm to a narrow
ledge, where they spent the night,
and were rescued by the forest ser
vice, after 11 houra work. There I
something about the tang of the
forests In the fall that fills man
with a desire to Impersonate a Rocky
lit. goat, and roost upon a pre
carious perch,
GENTLE REMINDER.
(American Medical Journal)
"Dear Alice: Your boy will be
twenty-five on the 31st of this
month: slnoe he has never been
paid for, suppose you Just re
turn him to me; and I hope his
condition Is as good as when 1
delivered him to you. I would
really like to see him: he was a
beautiful baby.
"Sorry you did not call on me
when In Birmingham recently. I
am getting up In years, but am
'aa good as new'." (From a doc
tor's letter.)
...
Sport pages, with the deer season
at hand, print timely articles tell
ing hunters: "How to Protect Deer
Hides." Of course, first and fore
most, the hunter must protect his
own.
The Older Olrla, et al, are falling
for the "Ageless Hat." This la a bit
of millinery that allegedly fools Pr.
Time, conceals the age of the wearer,
and make, her look the age aha will
admit.
Bird lovers propose cats be pro
vided with bells, to warn the birds
"Tabby" Is sneaking up on them.
Thla would protect the birds, and
aggravate the can. A better way to
protect the birds would be to pro
vide the Juvenile ownera of .33 cali
bre rlflea with blank cartridges.
NseIb and fascists are charged
with plots to seise snd overthrow
the Amerlcsn government, snd eie
cutlng military drills In preparation
for the revolution, when the Com
munists perform a coup. The way to
atop thla monkey-business Is to de
port all members who are not natu
ralised, even If they havo to be
knocked off the relief rolls.
FAST TIIINKIMI LADIES
(I'hlro (f'nllf.) Enterprise)
"Young man. you needn't wor
ry about Imprisoning a girl be
fore you have her affection. Thla
can't be done. You will discover,
If you haven't already done ao,
that a girl la aa slick as sn eel,
sly sa a fox, quick aa a cat and
artful as a 'possum In side
stepping dates she doesn't want,
In order to make dates she does
wsnt."
"Of course, we haven't been In all
the penitentiaries yet: but If we
get the Impllrstton srlght there are
other prisons besides this one."
("Shsdows," stste prison msgaslne)
Logical and plausibly.
The state highway commission re
ports vandals have mutilated trees
along upstate highways, by cutting
them with a knife. Instead of tear
ing off the bark with a front tender,
at.
The President and John U Lewis.
CIO leader held a IS mln. conferencs
yesterday. The President remains In
the White House.
According to press dlspatchea. by
virtue of passing the state bar ei
amlnatlone, "the atate Is richer by
4R lawyers." What do they mean,
richer)
SAN FRANCISCO, Calif., Sept. 15. Got up betimes and
boarded a sunrise ferry to see the Hawaii Clipper land at the
Alameda airport. The huge craft came soaring in, curved about
to face the western breeze, and bump-bumped to a stop, after
the fashion of any big plane, at any other airport. , '
A trim looking woman stepped out (Mrs. Anita Tyson by
name), got into a waiting taxi and proceeded to the San Fran
cisco hospital where her sister is critically ill. She left Honolulu
yesterday, and HERE SHE WAS, ready for breakfast in San
Francisco I There were a couple of nice looking Chinese boys
too, sons of some wealthy Shanghai banker, who came down
the gang plank, blinking their almond eyes, and looking for
all the world like a couple of "Esquire" fashion plates. One
is going to M.I.T., the other to law school at Michigan. Local
reporters worked hard to get them to say something about the
war, but papa, no doubt, had told them to keep their mouths
shut which they did. The M.I.T. youth, who is studying avia
tion, did say however, the Jap planes are well equipped, but
the Japanese poor pilots, not resourceful enough, and clumsy
in maneuvering. Not exactly news, that has been said many
times before, but we are not so sure evidence in the present
unpleasantness sustains it.
Still feeling the rerortorial urge, we cancelled an engage
ment over in Marvelous Marin, to see the President Hoover
come into port. Our effort to secure a press pass failed for
lack of time, so we couldn't get on board, as we had hoped.
On a former visit we walked all over the ship, while it was at
dock, without so much as opening a card case. But this bomb
ing experience has made the President Hoover both trim shv
and self-important. Aside from
Airs. Margaret banger, author and tireless propagandist of
birth control, the journey was fruitless. Did have a chat with
one of the officers, who explained the ship was saved from
destruction by the fact that the aerial bomb fell in the chil
dren's snnd pit, instead of on the open deck. Didn't leave much
of the sandpit, but suved the ship.
Can t blame Sirs. Sanger for
can be depended upon to render
at least, decidedly an academic
From the F.mbarcadcro, the
ship, showed no outwnrd signs
About a week ago we warmed a bench in Central Park for
a few moments and made some
which we have just left. What happened to us today could
never happen in Now York. The elderly gentleman next to
whom we happened to find a seat, proceeded without any
rhyme or reason to tell us the historv of his life. That is the
sort of thing yon run into in
friendly and painfully democratic place. Similar familiarity in
Central Park would bring a call
We happened to glance at
better to do and a quavering
'Ye 're foivo minites fehst."
selves face to face with "Pop
ics, btrange as it seems and
Eye, Pop Eye at 70 years plus.
that he calls himself. Tom Kerrigan, born near Londonderry,
Ireland, around the time of the American rebellion, an itinerant
ever Bince. But he spends most of his time in San Francisco.
and has since the fire, tho in
Diego where he has a "winters
Pop Eye has wandered all
cluding the Scandinavian peninsula, and talks Swedish. Danish
and German as fluently us he talks English which we might
add is going sonic I For five years he sold hardware specialties
in New Zealand, and hunted kangaroos in the "bush," and
he may take a boat from San Diego this spring and return to
the Antipodes, which is a grand place to drink.
In fact, wherever Pop Eye stopped, we judge "was a grand
place to drink." The Swedes, he
ers, most of his friends over
of it. The favorite drink was
pint of sugar syrup, mixed together and then shaken up with
gold leaf tho latfer giving the
nd a grand kick if poured on
on Post Street, it would take the
And it took the finish off of
least. Pop Eye claims he has been completely bald from toe
to noggin, since he had a "sickness as a lad of 1(5," but some
how we doubt it. Not that we would call him a liar, exactly,
but he is Irish, and therefore romantic and loves to talk. After
listening to him for close to an hour we think it must have
been the drink.
But that isn't Pop Eye's story. Xo it was that sickness, the
worst sickness lie iver had except
1 v II V,. In tact the law of compensation worked for Pot) Eve
as it lines for most of ns he
age, but for over 70 years, he
drink all the nittht now and
it" (NOT MUCH!). Hut no one
non critical observer than Pop
it isn't tho way a mini looks but
"ri. r.,;., ti.:.. :. .
.vvi.T ,.i.v. iiua in hub cvfll
gas winch lie coiirulod, was even more potent than "gold
leaf," gas being a combination of denatured alcohol and plain
motor gasoline it sure gives ve a "lift" SAID Pop.
Pop has made a dozen fortunes in his time, and lost them,
generosity to his fellow man and woman. in fact has been
one of his major faults. If he had todny half what he has given
away "to this and that" he would have more money than
they got piled up in Elcisliackers hank. But that's all right,
he can still work, he's never been on relief, and will take a
hop in the bay before he will enter a flop house or be a common
blanket stiff.
He could have had an easy life as a circus freak. Pop Eye
could, but he had too much pride and spirit for that. (As he
said this he took off his somewhat beniussed cap and revealed
not a head, but a SKULL, as smooth and white as ever adorned
a country doctor's private office).
"Ye see that," said he, "not a hair on it nor on them
hands (he held up his gnarled but surprisingly clean hands)
no eyebrows, no eyelashes (he pointed to them or where they
should have been) not one hair on me anywhere and there
ain't been since 1 was sixteen. The wumler and marvel of the
medical perfession 1 am, but they don't git Tom Kerrigan to
make a show of himself not me."
t
Yes, Pop Eve had the "tremens twice" and they "wure
terrible," until he found the cure which was not to stop drink
ing hut double the dose. The first time he was scared and quit,
and feeling worse ami worse, Iwul a relapse in the delirium.
There were crowds and crowds of people all about him, as well
as lions and timers and one very active ant eater, that sang a
song. Tom took down the words of the song and still has them
and they are "good poetry," and he often sings the song
today particularly when he feels low and wants to have a
"lift." But when he felt the third attack coming on Pop Eve
just took a tumbler full of straight brandy "down like that,"
walked right through the crowds all about him, brushed aside
the menageries and hasn't had a case of tremens since 1
Not a eo uiurul or ui'liftiti,; couversatiuu perhaps, but
getting a glimpse of the famous
coming home. Old Man Mars
birth control, for the present
subject in the Orient 1
President Hoover, a magnificent
of its unpleasant experience.
comparisons with Union Square,
Union Square, it is the most
for the police I
our wrist watch for Knmethino
voice on our rirht remarked
We looked around to finH onr.
Bye the Sailor" uo less.
Believe it or not. it was Pon
But he doesn't call himself
a few days he leaves for San
wor - r - rk."
over the face of the earth in
maintains, are the best drink
there in fact are dead because
a pint of Cologne spirits and a
concoction a "wunderful color
one of them lim-oo-zines parked
finish off like a blow torch."
Pop Eye the hair finish at
whin he had the "tremens"
lost all his hair at a tender
has niver been sick and can
not be much the "wurursc for
could look worse, to tho casual,
Eye does now. Hut as he says,
the way he feels, and Pon Eve
.... i. , , . ' .
llllt'r no tins iisa a snot ol
interesting and colorful and making allowances for the Irish
temperament, we have an' idea, AUTHENTIC. Never saw Pop
Eye in Union Square before, may never see him again. Union
Square is like that full of characters who come and go, and
have a story to tell, or a philosophy to expound. Those whjy
don't sit in the Square to talk, sit .there to listen to someone
who does. Central Park is not, we don't believe ever has been,
like that. You have to be introduced, FIRST.
R. W. R.
Personal Health Service
By William
Signed letters pertaining to personal UeaJtb and Uyglene, not to disease
diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady It a stamped self
addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters, should be brief and written in Ink
Owing to the large number of letters received only s few can be answered.
No reply ran be made to queries not conforming to lnstructluns. Address
Dr. William Brady, 285 El Camlno, Beverly, Calif.
WHO GETS SUl'FI
Insidious, slowly progressive dis
abling condition known as multiple
neuritis or polyneuritis In this coun
try and England.
a kakkl In Jap
sn. and aa beri
beri In China,
the Philippines
and Malaysia, Is
now recognized
as a nutritional
deficiency dis
ease, due specif
ically to defic
iency of vitamin
B In the diet.
The characteris
tie feature of the
disease Is nerve
degeneration which accounts for the
progressive weakness and paresis
(partial paralysis) or complete loss
of use of various muscles, especially
in the legs and arms, but along
with thla weakening or impairment
of the voluntary muscles there is
generally weakening or Impairment
of the heart muscle too, so that the
circulation falls.
If the condition Is not diagnosed
and adequately - treated the paresis
or paralysis slowly but steadily In
creases and finally death occurs from
dilation of the heart, edema of the
lungs, hydrothorax (effusion of water
or serum Into the pleural cavity).
hydroperlcardlum (effusion of water
or serum Into the membranous sac
around the heart, or paralysis of
the diaphragm, or several of these
terminal conditions In complication.
In this country, notwithstanding
drought, floods, earthquakes, dust
borrow and occasional Democratic
landslides, we have practically no
starvation and so physicians in
America seldom see cases of classical
beriberi. But after all there are some
millions of morons among the popu
lation of this free and easy country
and Inevitably many morons are
bound to suffer with multiple neu
ritis as a consequence of depriva
tion of vitamin B Incident to the
loss of appetite for proper food when j
a considerable share of the calories
on which the individual exists is
derived from alcohol. So common, j
Indeed, Is this masked or -modified
beriberi In America that It has been
known for many years as "alcoholic
neuritis." It Is the way many "mod
erate" steady drinkers, as well aa
O.O.Mclnfyre
NEW YORK, Sept. 18. Prom Ny
ack up the Hudson the other day I
motored along part of the delightful
stretch of the
Tappan Zee that
Washington Irv
ing so beglanv
oured. Still the
flavor of revolu
tlonary days. Es
peclally at an old
tavern at which
we stopped.
A tavern that
boasted the very
table on which
Washington sign
ed away the life
of Andre. Also the "original bar."
which was doing middling well with
trade. There was Indeed a bit too
much bluster In the presence of so
much of yesterday a presence really
on lit ng for bowed heads.
Too. I wandered among the old red
and scabrous gravestones of a little
white church, etched against a per
fect sky. And noting the stones re
corded the passing of innumerable
octogenarians snd there wes the won
der if. after all, the doctors are
lengthening life today.
Too. I talked with sturdy young
msn on the roadside who said he w.s
from Pleessntvllle and on his way
to Snefden'a Landing. There was
something poetic about those names.
Names that a hurrying civilisation
should not allow to die. Like Dobbs
Perry, they suggest a simple life we
may never know again.
The screen Is never so disillusion
ing for the popular t t the
legltlmste theatre. The cinema art
of make-up can keep star at put
chrltudtnous par for years. But the
footlights, no matter the artifices.
reveal all. 1 saw w glamorous tHge
Schilling
PUKE ILL A
New Comfort for Those
Who Wear False Teeth
No longer need you feel uncomfoit
aMe wearing Mine teeth. FaMrMh. a
greatly improved powder, sprinkled on
your plstrs holds thtm tlchl and
comfortable- No gummy, r.ity tate
cr feeling Deodonre.. Oet Fltfth
at your drugut. Three sue.
Brady, M. D.
CIENT VITAMIN B7
periodic Inebriates, finish their ca
reer. It Is due to partial deprivation
of vitamin B, and might aa well be
called d. f. neuritis as alcoholic neu
litis. Another group of sufferers from
modified or mild beriberi or mul
tlple neuritis are prospective mothers
who are unduly subject to 'morn
ing sickness" and vomiting, or whose
diet for any reason Is exceptionally
poor In vitamin content, vitamin B
particularly, but along with the B
deficiency the diet la almost Invar
iably deficient, also In vitamin O
and vitamin D.
Then, too. In the general popula
tion there are a great many Indi
viduals who, altho not quite, dis
abled, Just manage to carry on in
spite of a vague general weakness
which responds to nothing but an
Increased Intake of vitamins B, G
and D. Some of these "under-par"
or "run down" persons ultimately
grow so weak. If they do not get an
adequate vitamin ration to supple
ment their daily diet, that they
have to take enforced vacations or
enter hospital for a period to "rest
up" or "recuperate."
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
A Safe Job.
What medication or food would
you suggest for a steeple Jack to
counteract or prevent lead poison
ing to which he is constantly ex
posed ? A. R.
Answer Only risk of lead poison
ing Is from inhalation of lead dust
or lead fumes. Steeple Jack wouia
be less exposed than a painter on
the ground or In a shop. Careful
washing of hands before eating Is
always necessary to prevent ingest
ing bits of lead with food. Painters
should avoid chewing tobacco
anything else white at work.
Baby Has Dimple.
Baby, aged S months, has what
the hospital doctor called a coccygeal
dimple In her back. Is this danger
ous and should anything be done
about it? Mrs. 8. A. J.
Answer No. It Is Just a dimple.
(Copyright, 1937, John F. DUle Co.)
d. Note: PerMins wishing to
communicate with Dr. Brady
should end letter direct to Dr.
William llrady. M. .. 263 El
Camlno. Beverly Hills. Calif.
star after ten years the other night.
In spite of the beauty parlors and
such, she had moved on to a certain
autumn quietude. She tried to be
kittenish and express the old come
thither, but It wouldn't Jell. Ladies
rarely learn Nature's lesson from the
plum thicket that blooms at the
roadside and the dried leaves that
stir In the November winds and the
aches and pains of the Old People's
Home. That lesson Is that the Sweet
Sixteen role can be played but once
and briefly In the drama of life. It
cannot be carried through the years.
Joe Moore, newspaper and maga
Elne publisher, who passed on a
month or so ago, had what many
regarded as the town's most conta
gious laugh . He was of enormous
build, and when his round moon
face rippled into a setting for a roar
ing guffaw no one In the neighbor
hood could keep a straight face. He
had a roar that shook the rafters
and often touched off a solemn din
ing room in a whoop. Moore died
exactly as he wished. He often said
he would like to go out Just like
falling asleep after enjoying a full
meal. He had dined supmptuously at
one of his favorite restaurants and
was descending to the street when
he slumped on the stairs, expiring
before a doctor In the place could
resch him.
Booth Tarklngton Is one of the few
top flight writers able to check writ
ing for several years, return to it and
turn out stuff as good as ever. His
falling eyesight now almost normal,
has on three occasions kept him
from writing for long periods. Dur
ing these convalescences he never
wrote a line, but In each case when
he started again editors declared he
was Just as capable In plotting, char
acter delineation and dialogue as
ever. He Is brushing the 70's.
Theodore Roosevelt was said to be
swiftest of readers among lavmn-
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He could scsn an entire page almost
st a glsnce, although bis eyes were
week snd he bsd to wear heavy-lenaed
glasses. Chief Justice Holmes was
also able to digest a typewritten page
as others read flvs or six lines. Harry
Burton csn rifle through a manu
script while talking to the author,
and intelligently discuss the plot.
Thingumabobs: Alfred Owynne
Vanderbllt touts his cafe checks care'
fully. . , . Vash Young, famous In-
sursnce salesman, Is a descendant of
Brlgham Young. . . . Clarence Mackay
and his son-in-law, Irving Benin
once aloof, now lunch together.
The al 1 full of sobs and moans
That a million radios spew;
For a million bleating baritones
Are yearning tonight of You I
(Copyright, 1937, McNaugbt
Syndicate)
Comment
on the .
Day s News
By FRANK JENKINS
THHe League of Nations refuses to
'take away from Spain tbe seat
In the assembly she now holds.
That Is Insult No. 1 to Mussolini,
who Is backing the Spanish rebels.
A T THE same time, the league re-
s fuses to expel Ethlopls. That Is
Mussolini Insult No. 3, for Mussolini
grabbed Ethiopia, as Japan la now
seeking to grab China, and It ruffles
his feathers to have his robber's right
thus Ignored.
(This writer, If pressed for the cold
snd absolute truth, honor bright and
no fudging, would have to admit that
he can read of Mussolini being In
suited without seeing red).
A S WORLD sf fairs now stand, Brit
s' aln and France appear to be the
nations that are guarding world
peace. That Is because.thanks to
past wars, they ALREADY HAVE
THEIRS, and are Interested only In
keeping It.
Italy, Germany and Japan are on
the make. They have little to lose
and very much to gain by going to
war (that Is, of course, if they WIN
when they go to war).
Britain, Prance and Russia are the
HAVES. They want to maintain the
status quo (which Is a fancy Latin
term meaning "things as Is.") They
will go to war ONLY to keep what
they have.
Italy, Germany and Japan are the
HAVE-NOTS, and stand ready to get
Into any war that promises swag.
D
ON'T fall Into the error of think
ing that any nation (except oc
casionally one as dumb and Innocent
as we were In 1917) sets ever from
pure and Tlghteoua motives. '
All nstlons, when dealing with
other nations (with the occsslonal
exceptions already noted), are PRI
MAL SAVAGES, motivated either by
greed or fear.
If you will keep this fundamental
fact clearly and" plainly In mind, you
will be better able to understand the
war news and will be less likely to be
led astray by propaganda.
WASHINGTON, Sept. 18. (AP)
Secretary Roper today predicted an
"Important surge forward" In nusi
ness within the next few weeks.
He said the country's economic
and social life was reaching a point
where a more equitable distribution
of profits was being evolved. Thla.
he said, would mean the Inaugura
tion of a new prosperoua era.
He predicted there would be no
need for additional "pump priming'
by the government for business this
fall.
The secretary also said President
Roosevelt has asked him to name a
committee to review present air reg
ulations. Its membership, he said,
would be selected from government
agencies.
Hunter Hurt
ORENBURG. Ore.. Sept. 16. (API-
John Ulam. government hunter for
Douglas county, waa brought to
Mercy hospital this morning, with
both legs badly bruised. He was
Injured when his horse fell with him
near Abbott butte In the South
Cmpqua district of the Umpqua na
tional forest.
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Medfnrd and Jackson County
bistory rrom the riles 01 tha
Mall Tribune 10 aud ZQ yean
ago.
TEN TEARS AGO TODAY
September 16, 1937
(It was Friday)
Colonel Lindbergh, Idol of the
world, flies plane over city and Is
viewed by hundreds. Flyer dips plane
over city on flight to San Francisco.
"Jubilee of Dreams Realized" ends
with more than 10,000 paid admis
sions to the fairground exercises and
events. There was one arrest and
one accident during celebration.
Pioneer school house at Union town
burns down.
Mall Tribune will broadcast Demp
sey-Tunney championship fight next
Thursday.
Ashland peaches selling well in
Portland markets.
After the rather cool spell the
weather warms up at 00 degrees.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
September 16, If) 17
Mayor Gates returns from a visit
to Fort Stevens, and reports all the
local boys contented and "hanker
ing for candy."
Big barbecue to he held at county
fair next week.
Strike ties up ship building on
coast.
Senate plans to adjourn October 1.
Major and Judge end E. E. Kelly
while in a clothing store today mak
ing arrangements to order his mili
tary uniform, was asked by an In
nocent bystander If he was going to
wear a wrist watch when he entered
active service in the signal corps. The
answer came quick and with consld
srable vehemence. It sounded some
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distillers the old Kentucky way.
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BOURBON
BLENDED STRAIGHT WHISKIES
You know where you're heading PINT
with Golden Wedding. It has had
no peers for fifty years. 90 Proof. 1.15
Fmire contents Copr. 107, Schenlev Distributors.
AUTOMATIC GAS
WATER HEATER 42-5
AN UNUSUAL VALUE. La(est model
20 gallon scorage type. Fully guaranteed.
Dependable, efficient, economical. Will
supply abundant hoi water dav or nirhi
lor mere "pennies
occupies minimum
approed by American Gas Associatio
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thing like "Not by the Ray Gold dsn
site." It is understood that the ma
jor's uniform will be mads with a lot
of extra wrinkles to accommodate all
the angles of his manly form.
10 ENFORCE LAW
MILWAUKEE. Wis. (AP) Milwau
kee police have been trapping park
lng violators with peanuts.
They used to mark the tires with
chalk but then motorists got wis
and rubbed out the tell-tale sign.
A police sergeant instructed hts
men to buy bags of peanuts. Aftet
chalking the wheels as of old an oN
fleer tucked a peanut In front of
each front wheel and behind tha
rear wheels.
If the peanuts were whole when
he returned the officer knew tha
car bad overstayed Its legal parking
time regardless of what had hap-
hened to the chalk marks.
DISPLAYED IN CAVE
WASHINGTON f AP) Mammoth,
Cave's pre-Columbian mummy,
thought by archaelogolsts to be tha
most Interesting relic of lta kind
east of the Mississippi, la now dis
played In a new moisture-proof casa
in the cave.
It Is shown a few feet from tha
spot In which It had lain for un
told centuries before it was found,
the national park service says. Sus
pended over the spot where the body
was found Is the five-ton rock
which caused tbe death of the pre
historic miner.
STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKCY
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