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By Arthur Perry.
In th Spanish civil war. tha "dead
ara plied ten high In tha atreeta ol
Blcante." proas reports reveal. Thin
la. no competition in gruesomeness
for China and Japan, who maintain
a almllar horror over a 100-mile
front.
a
Tha prediction a week ago, upon
tha heels of a cool morning: "Wo
had a short summer," was prema
ture, tor summer has returned. In'
ataad of ona long summer this region
la now In for two short ones.
a a a
News from Europe says the Presl
dtnt'e boy, John, Is bshavlng him
as If. He Is throwing no more chanv
pagn In n7 Mayor's face, or bis
own
t
, The fried chicken season has start
ad In the rural areas, and tho time
has come to watch out for Portland
politicians, making spssohee at
Orange meetings.
WHO CARKKf
(Los Angeles Times)
"Soma people possibly may be
Interested, academically, In the
extent of the hirsute adornment
on the cheat of Robert Taylor,
the film Adonis. But hi threat
while In Paris that he will bare
Bis thatched bjosom to publlo
gaze upon his return to New
Tork and thereby prove his mas
culinity sounds like carrying the
proof too far."
a
Orapee Again adorn the market
placet. Back in the Prohibition era
they flaunted ths sign: "Pine for
Jelly."
a
The Democratic national commit'
tea la In the market for a campaign
slogan to take the place or the last
one, towlt: "Happy Days Are Here
Aft in." An npt and lively democratic
aioe-an, in the light of events would
be. "We Have Throwed the Good
Fit"
NRW FALL SHAPES FOR WOMEN
DISPLAYED" (Chlco (Calif.) Enter
prise) The medium loan are nil the
rage.
The early prediction of Thanksgiv.
ing turkey prices indicate many
would rather have chicken.
The Labor Day carnage on the
highway failed to fulfill predlc
tlons. No auto wsa smashed toamlth-
ereena and the occupant smlthered
An army of kids marched to arhool
yesterday, and some hated to go
worse than their Papn hate to go
to the polling pi are and vote.
"These suicide aquad In ths Jap
anase forces have all the reckless In
trepldlty of Americana climbing Into
automobiles when the beer garden
let out." (Detroit News) You aald
tti
a a a
Tour corr. encountered an effic
iency expert under full ateam yeater-
dsT. There waa s lighted cigarette
en the floor, one on his desk, and
one In his mouth.
t
win, nr. no piiktki..
(HI. Mtiltetln)
MI have, from my old home,
some very lovel y pieces of s n
tlque mahogany, which have been
In my family for four genera
tions. But my wife to be Is all
for the moat ultra-mndernlMte
stuff that no one but a contor
tionist could use m furniture "
The American Chamber of Com
merce of Shanghai "resents" with
drawal from the war rone as "dam
aging to American prestige." As vet.
the opening song of the noon forum
luncheon, hsa not been Interrupted
by a atrsy bullet. n the event of
American entry Into the fracas, the
OofC will atav there and fight. In
stead, of returning home to make 4
minute speeches.
Editorial Correspondence
The Mayor It the hminetnt Omnd.
paw of ww Blrl, m wwt as tha
Dlonne Quint, and three llnm
elite fm flhtrle? Teraple.
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NEW TORK CIT7, Sept. 5. Another rainy week-end, a
bit tough on the Labor Pay eienrmoniHts. Also another thunder
storm, more Revere than the one a week ago. A little tree in
front of our hotel, protected by a caat-iron frame, was struck
by lightning and the top sheared off as cleanly as if by an axe,
the glass globe of a street light nearby shattered to bits,
Fortunately the family were out for dinner at the time the
door-man had not regained his composure when we returned
several hours later. Said the charge of electricity went through
him too, and made his teeth ache!
.
Again the local weather man called his shot. Predicted
raiu for Saturday but the day dawned Btuffy and hot, and con
tinued so, until late in the afternoon, without a cloud in the
sky. Then in the brief space of an hour, the gcene completely
changed, and it was pouring cats and dogs, by six o'clock.
New York has a terrible climate, but there is some compensa
tion, in knowing what it is going to be, several hours in advance.
Cooler weather was also predicted following the storm. Again
the weather man was right, but the heavens are still overcast,
there are showers from time to time, so it doesn t look very
promising for the double-header at the Polo Grounds, or the
tennis matches at Forest Hills. Looks like indoor sports, for
the populace in town and out, the movies and the liquor
stores, should reap a bountiful harvest,
In his Labor Day pronouncement, Mr. John L. Lewis ap
peared iu his true light. As has been frequently stated in this
column, he is neither the ogre depieted by his foes, nor the
demi-god, pictured by his friends. He is first, last and all the
time, the radical partisan of organized labor in this country,
who has reached the top, bv maintaining an uncompromising
aggression, and is incapable of abandoning, or even modifying,
the fighting technique. lie isn't a Red, he believes in the
capitalistic as opposed to the communistic system, in work and
in business for profit; but he also believes frankly in a pro-lnbor
government, a government which if carried to its logical
conclusion, would amount to a labor dictatorship. Thus believ
ing he can t tolerate a president who like Hooscvelt, has the
temerity to suggest, that in this conflict between capital and
labor, all the right is NOT on one side, all the wrong on the
other, but there are rights and wrongs on both sides. "A
plague on both your houses," suggested F. D. B. when extrem
ists like Tom Girdler, represented the employers' viewpoint.
and extremis! b like "Sit Downer Martin," the workers; -which
to .lohn L. was the straddle of a weakling and an ingrate, but
to any non-partisan, fair-minded observer was the truth.
So in this statement, John L. Lewis reveals the source of
his strength, from the standpoint of organized labor; the source
of his weakness and his danger, from the standpoint of the
country. John L. is a vigorous- and pugnacious personality
with a one-traok mind that one trade leads only to labors
advancement, from an entirely selfish and partisan standpoint
It is essentially tho philosophy of a war of unremitting conflict
A fine thing for labor, when war will protect or benefit labor;
quite the revei-Be, for labor and the country, when wnar uuin
NEED is a period of recuperation, readjustment and peace 1
And this is tho great need, at present.
....
Later: Our prediction about indoor sports proved correct.
Decided to see Ronald Coleman and Madeline Carrol in the
Prisoner of Zenda at the Radio City Music Hall. About a mil
lion people more or less had the same idea. Motor traffic from
our hotel on East UOth to Rockefeller Center, was so jammed,
progress at such a snail's pace, we abandoned the taxi, near
Fifth avenuo, and in spite of the drizzle pushed ahead on foot.
Reserved seats were sold out, so wo took our chance in the
Upper Gallery and after standing fifteen or twenty minutes
filially got scats. As usual at the Music Hall, the stage show
was the real attraction, particularly the amazing Rocketles,
thirty girls, who go through their formations and dances, with
a precision, that oan only be equalled at West Point. Their
efforts were continually punctuated by thunderous applause
from the packed house, but in spite of the enthusiasm no enooreH
were given, they never are, the entire' program went oft
without a single mis-step, like clockwork. These Kockcltes
made a trip to Paris this summer and strutted their stuff at the
French exposition. They made a tremendous hit, but the
Parisian "men about town," are still trying to figure it out.
The girls in this contingent are carefully selected hand picked.
They are not chorus girls of the traditional type, but girls of
education and character, not at all interested in "blind dates."
John D. Rockefeller may well lie proud of the new stage-door
tradition, his "oollege girls" established.
Beautiful photography, gorgeous settings, flushing sword
play, daring escapes, dashing romance, make -up this picturixa
tiou of Anthony Hope's popular "extravaganza", young
Douglas Fairbanks as Rupert doing a particularly fine bit of
work. Far bo it from us, to inject any flies into the ointment,
the Prisoner of Zends, is true to the best tradition of the late
James K. Ilackett, and to those who like that sort ot tlimir it s
perfectly all right. The Mail Tribunes itinerant movie critic,
just doesn't. We would far prefer a two-bit evening at the
Trans-Lux,
...
The Trans Lux, are movie, theatres showing news films only,
the top price being twentv-five cents. There are two or three
of them in New York, but according to the newspapers, two
more are to be running, by the time the winter season really
starts. .Scenes from the war zones in Spain and China, have
increased their popularity, and if yon don't want to stand up.
it is well to get mi early start. To the true Traus-I.nx tan,
it takes a renl SI 'PK.R-npus out of Hollywood to appear any
thing but synthetic.
When the rain ceased, night fell, and the lights were turned
on what a sight Broadway at Times Square, presented 1 How
CAN' one describe itf The whole thing is so unreal, so hide-
ibalilc the oiitlander just stands there with Ins eyes pop
ping, his mouth open, tempted to pinch himself to see if he is
rcslly awake. Perhaps if one could visualire an old-fashioneil
street carnival of the better type, and then magnify it. and
keep on magnifying it, until it became ss much larger, more
complicated, and sensational, as Greater Manhattan, is larger
than well say Mcdford. perhaps a faint idea of the net result
might be envisioned. It isn't a city street, it's a street carnival
of astronomical proportions, in a Maze of movement and color
and excitement. The newest development, are the movie "ads"
some of them covering an entire block . . . figures that
jump about, in an incandescent field, as the lights are switched
on and off. Most of them are of the Disney type, with strange
animals hopping about, intriguing, humorous, and getting a
auirh from the human mass, milling around Iielow. I he selling
feature of the ad is subordinated, oftjMi disregarded entirely.
The purpose is not to sell, but to attract attention, to impress
a name or a brand upon the masses of Now York, and then let
nature take it course. ... A visitor wonders, if in such a
milieu. XATI'RKean have any placet IJ V. I!
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. P.
Signed letter, pertilnlni to parwnai toealib and n?flene. not to dltutt
dlagnoal, or treatment. srUI b annrered Ur Ot. Brad; if a lumped ull
addrewed envelope la encloeed Letun mould ba Uriel and written in Ink
Owlni lo the larft number of letter, receded onlj a few can ba anawared
No reply ran be made to querist not cunforminr, to Inttructlon,. Addreat
Or. William Brady, tS El Camlno. Utterly, Calif,
FIFTY YEARS OF SLAVERY
Reader sged 64 years aays he wrote
few weeks ago for booklet "The
Constipation Habit." He had hoped
there would be some suggestion as
to the advisabil
ity of trying my
method under
any and all cir
cumstances, but
since there was
not he writes to
ask If It Is always
advisable to try
my method, for
Instance , , . and
then follows sn
autobiography of
which the salient
feature seems to
be fifty years of slavery. "I think I
have not missed a day in fifty years
when I have not taken some kind of
laxative."
The poor geek.
Abysmal is the word for It, the
'educated" layman's abysmal ignor
ance of human physiology, it would
not be so bad If he did not glory
in his Ignorance and parade It as
mark of culture and refinement.
Yes, he does; the boortshness of the
so-called intelligentsia about the
body's functions is notorious.
Fifty years or fifty hours, It makes
no difference at all. The motor func
tion, peristalsis, movement of the
bowel Is wholly controlled by the
Autonomic or sympathetic nervous
system, Just as the motor function of
the circulation and the respiration
Is. It doesn't matter how much or
how frequently you Interfere with
this automatic regulation; as soon as
you cease Interfering and the effect
of the Interference wears off. the
natural autonomic control will be
resumed Just as though you had
never Interfered at all.
That Is as clearly and as simply ss
I can teach this lesson In physiology.
If you are so hopelessly dumb that
you can't understand U, why, I'm
sorry for you but perhaps you had
better go back to your pills. Your I
moral fiber is weak. Your Intelli
gence is more suited to the purpose
of the nostrum and quackery trade.
There Is one suggestion I can offer
anybody who Intends to overcome the
constipation hsblt. Begin a week or
two beforehand building up intes
tinal vigor, I mean physiologically
and not In the alang sense. Begin
supplementing your ordinary defi
cient diet with a dally ration of
vitamins B, Q and D. B. and O, ss t
in whest germ or In brewer's yeast
(yeast for baking Is comparatively
poor in vitamins), is beneficial for
this purpose, giving better "tone" to
the stomach and Intestine; but the
addition of D, by Irradiating dried
brewer's yeast with ultrsviolet light
of certain wave-length, distinctly
Increase the Invigorating effect.
Whether you are personally Inter
ested In this common complsint or
not, It Is well to understand that
the Intestine or bowel can no more
be Influenced by habit than can the
heart or the lungs.
There is ample experimental and
clinical evidence to indicate that
vitamin B and vitamin D In com
bination overcome hypomotlllty or
sluggishness snd undue Irritability
of stomsch and bowel better then
either vitamin alone.
Ql'RRTIONS AND ANHWERR
ralendar Cure for Bed-Wetting
Olve the child a small calendar,
to keep beside the bed. Boch dry
night is to be recorded by one mark
(say a blue pencil mark or a circle
around the date) and each wet night
Is to be recorded by a different mark,
say a red pencil mark or a cross
through the date. This is most ef
fective when a group of children
carry It out more or less in com
petition. Parents may have instruc
tions for correction of bed-wetting
on request Inclose a three-cent
stamped envelope bearing your ad
dress. flat Feet
Boy. seven, has flat feet. Docs
going barefoot help, or should he be
kept in corrective shoes all the time?
Corrective shoes very expensive. (Mrs.
J. E. O.)
Answer Going barefoot always
helpful? Going naked still better
Idea, is that boy should absorb all
the sunlight he can sLend, short ol
sunburn, snd try to acquire coat ot
tan. If sunlight not available, he
should receive dally optimal ratioii
of vitamin O. Send ten cents colt.
and stamped envelops bearing you.
address, for booklet on "Care nf the
Feet."
Sunshine
Please tell me what vitamins sun
shine contains. (Mrs. E. M. W.)
Answer None. The Invisible ultra
violet rays of sunlight convert ergos
terol In the skin Into vlosterol, which
is vitamin D.
Comment
on the
Dau 5 News
By FRANK JENKINS.
BIO newa over the week-end.
John L. Lewla aneera savagely at
P R., calling him an Ingrate and
Intimating that ha told out ana
then failed to deliver.
(Lewis, you know, put up (600,.
000 for the New Deal campaign fund
last year. Evidently he figured tnat
he could buy himself a President
for a half million dollara, but like
many another schemer who nss
backed a politician, he la dissatisfied
with his bargain.)
Behind
Washington
Headlines
By H. R. Baukhage
Copyright 1937, by The
North American News
paper Alliance, Inc.
(Continued from Page One)
Flight 'o Time
Med lord and Jarkaon County
nutory from tbe files oi tne
Mall Tribune 10 and 20 years
ago.
bd. Note: Perrons wishing to
communicate with Dr. Brady
should .end letter direct to Ur.
William brad. SI. D.. 2SS El
Cam i no. Beverly HUH, lalll.
r leases- s.'
. .
QQMclnfvre
NEW YORK. .Sept. 8. New York's
most temperamental restaurant man
is George La Maze. Sometimes he
works in the kitchen, sometimes as
a maltrc d 'hotel
but wherever he
Is the diner
knows he Is about
snd ftenHOA his
touch of artistry.
Perhaps a better
title for him
would be host.
He rarely re
mains In one spot
long. As soon as
a place becomes
too Aucceasftil he
itres of it and is
orr to new pastures. He Is equally
wen known In Philadelphia. Holly-
woon. aarntORB. Miami and Palm
Beach. La Mam was the first restau
rateur to abolish the printed menu.
Instead he usps a portable black-
bonrd with the choice dlche chalk
ed so big no one has to squint or flh
for cyeglssses. He believe-, there are
enough gourments In every commun
ity who wilt pay any price for the
best food and he has proved It. He
esters only on the grand scale.
Wherever he Is he has choice po
tatoes shipped from Idsho, select
duckling from Long Island and the
prime catches of shrimps and crabs
from the Gloucester nets. He goes
to the markets himself at daylight
and that's a custom too many chefs
are abandoning.
seems last of familiar characters,
such as Bobby Edwards, Son is the
Clgaret Girl and Tiny Tim, to cling
to Greenwich Village. He still has
quarters In Washington Square but
has become somewhat a recluse. He's
no longer a figure at the bars and
waffle parlors, but has become se
rious about knowledge and Is an earn
est student at the W. p. A. Adult Ed
ucational classes where Sanskirt,
brew. Chinese, Japanese and Arabic
are taught free. Incidentally, in study
ing Japanese he rlscovers the mean
ing of the word "hobo." Flint, Wyckoff
and Jack London, del vers among the
submerged, guessed at a definition
but never knew. Kemp finds it Is from
the Japanese "hobo" meaning on all
sides, everywhere.
AS for F. D. R., he has learned
something from the Lewis blow
up that everybody has to learn
sooner or later.
8ECRETLY he backed- Lewis ana
his CIO (sit-down strikes and all)
with everything he had, but PUB
LICLY he tried to give the appear
ance of Impartiality. (As witness his
"plague on both your houses"
speech.)
People who carry water on botn
shoulders usually end up by getting
wet, and FDR. is no exception to
the rule.
F.D.R., bitting back at beetle
browed John L., asserts with a fine
show of fairness that "both sides
have made mistakes" and adds that
the conference table must eventu
ally take the place of the strike."
True enough.
But how can anything be settled
around the conference table as long
as those who sit on one side are
armed with ABSOLUTE power under
the law, while those who sit on
the other side are unarmed and
helpless as Is the esse under tne
Wagner labor relations act, which Is
one of F-D.R.'s brain children? j
CAPITAL, which for too msny
years hsd all the law on Its
side and misused its power, demon
strated glaringly the UTTER FU
TILITY of such a method of achiev
ing harmony. FJD.R, Is attempting
to clean up the mess that short
sighted employers made by giving
labor all the power.
It WON'T WORK.
The only way labor and capital
can settle their differences at the
conference table is by MEETING Ab
EQUALS. If either side has sll the
power, there can be no settlement
at the conference table that will be
honorable and therefore LASTING.
thing that surprised him most, did
most to break his arrogance, accord
ing to those who have observed him
recently. Is the fact that he sudden
ly found that all his money, all his
alleged power and influence, were
utterly useless when the federal gov
ernment took htm in hand.
He is a number, that's all. He eats,
sleeps, works and lives exactly as the
rest of hl& fellow criminals do.
Like the rest, he can read no news
papers. His letters are edited and re
typed before he sees them. He csn lis
ten to the radio only when the war
den decides the broadcast will do
him good; read such magazines as
the warden selects; see a visitor, once
a month. If his behavior is good, sep
arated from his guest by a steel wall
and a glass pane.
Capone has, It is learned, tried to
rationalize his position, to picture
himself as a Robin Hood. He even has
plans for writing a book with this
idea undoubtedly a part of It.
"I never robbed widows and or
phans," he whines, "I only handled
race-track gamblers, alcohol racket
eers, bootleggers."
"Try to tell the Americsn people
that when you get out and see If
they believe It," Is the answer he gets.
There are, of course, other reasons
than the discipline of Alcatraz that
will tend to keep Capone In line when
he gets out. A son who has not
changed his name (what's the use
says Capone, they'd find it out any
how soon enters college. A -72-year
old mother.
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
September 8. 1927
W. Hatton of Centrsl Point dis
plays a 47-pound watermelon at tha
CoIC. Weather chilly at Crater lake.
Dreams Jubilee dodgers dropped on
Tftcome, Wash., from plane.
Council sets
city streets.
to pavs and gravel
Five planes on trans-Atlsntlc flight
reported missing.
Coolest weather of the summer
recorded with a maxinrum of M
degrees.
Gene Tunney is 7 to o favorite
to defeat Jock Dempsey In Chicago
fight for world title.
Registration In Central Point school
heavy.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY.
September 8, IAI7
British premier announces. "There
will be no peace, with Germany the
victor."
Whiskey makinp ceases tonight in
the United States, under tha food
control law.
Italians capture thousands of Aus
trian soldiers in offensive on the
Gorlzia front.
Mrs. C. M. Kldd leaves on sj
extended visit in New York state.
It is Interesting to know what the
other fellow eats. I never dine out
and behold what has been brought
to the next table without regretting
I did not order the same. There is a
trencherman who will dine only in
places with booths for that reason.
He was constantly having his meal
spoiled by seeing the more tempting
dishes that come to his neighbors.
anflball Not Hn !((
8WEETWATKR, Tex. (UF Rd
Strobel, umpire for a softbsll game
here. Is ready to stick to the essler
sports. During a recent game, a
player Insdventeutiy ran into Strobe,
and knocked him down. Strobe I fin
ished the game but three weeks iatsr
he went to a hospital where X-ms
showed ha bad suffered fractured
ls
OIrtli t:rcerf Onel
NICK, France. (UP) Young men
eaer to escort lonesome women who
will pay bills are so numerous on
tha Riviera that there is a slump In
tha straight "itukle and escort" bus i
nesa. "There are 30 men to evet
woman In Cannes. Nice and Monte
Carlo, sll waiting for a chsnc to be
charming for a fee." on, expert said.
On uaU ft lb una want ads.
At a weekend In Saratoga a while
ago I hsd a cloee-up of what nome
headline names enjoy after the races
Alfred Owynne Vsnderbllt was doing
dandy with a Chateaubriand a la
Cordon Rouge, which connoted of a
dsuble fillet of beef basted with but
ter, seasoned and sprinkled with fine.
ly chipped ham and fresh bresd
crumbs. The entire bit garnished with
sliced truffles, brussels sprouts snd
small stuffed tomatoes. Jock Whit
ney nearby showed contempt for cal
ories snd a loo the reason perhaps for
a growing waistline. He wsa dallying
with what looked to be two mlnlntnre
gondolas. They were boM-shspct ba
nana skin filled with whipped
cream, the sliced bananas previously
steeped In Ktrsch. Herbert Bayard
Swope was handling sn Interesting
salad of filleted smoked herring, cold
beef, boiled potatoes, sour apples, all
diced, chopped caper and gherkins
seasoned with French dressing Then
Joan Bennett, or her double, toying
with something scrumptious In de
serts bartlett pears cooked In vanilla
syrup, perched on a timbale of rice
core red with meringue and baked
Hawkln. my droohng btbi
I have a post card from Mason Pe
ters, born at my birthplace. Platts
burg. Mo., who has returned there af
ter years to look at the old home and
perhaps refurbish It. Peters was a
New York newspaperman of the days
of Richard Harding Davis and cele
brated as a wit around the Lambs
along with Wilton Lackaye. Willie
Collier and other trlgger-tongued and
nimble minded. Several years ago he
decided the metropolis was no place
to live and hiked to Arizona where
he has been prospecting and doing
all right. Another Plattaburg, Mo.,
born boy, is the film character actor.
Sidney Toler. He was born there In a
covered wagon while his parents were
migrating west.
Harry Silvey knows a fellow who
held a winning ticket in the Irtfh
Sweepstakes but does not live In the
Bronx I
Copyright 1937. MeNa light Syndicate,
Inc.)
Harry Kemp, so -ceiled tramp poet.
HELP FOR FARMERS
READY THIS MONTH
PORTLAND. Sept. A. ( API The
first allotment of ItOO.OOO for re
habilitation funds during the crop
year of 1037-38 will be available In
Oregon counties thU month. Clifford
L. Smith, state director of the re
settlement administration, said to
dav. Smith reported Oregon farmers
have repaid the government over 80
per cent of the maturities due on
3134 rural rrrmbiliMttnn loans. Hie
administration advanred nearly SPCHU
000 during the lP.is.-3fi crop year to
farmers unable to secure commercial
credit.
Maturities on 7.0O0 already loan
ed for the 1937 crop rear rome due
late this fall snd next spring, smith
ssM
TNTIL the Wagner labor relations
W act is amended to provide pro
tection for BOTH SIDES, we might
as well abandon all hope of settle
ment of labor dlffcrncea around the
conference table.
EWI6 hints broadly of a third
party to be sponsored by labor
and the farmers.
Take that threat with a grain oi
salt. John L. may be dumb enougn
to put up a half million dollars ot
his followers' money in the hope
that he can BUY A PRESIDENT, but
he isn't dumb enough to start a
third party snd thus desl hlmseli
Into the discard, along with the
many, many others who have started
third parties.
He Is Just using the third party
threat ss a club to shake at F.D.R
You can bet on that and not go tar
wrong. He may be forced Into a
third party, but he won't start one
of his own free will.
FATALITY IN HAWAII
HONOLULU. T. H. VPi The Stno-
Japanese conflict has cost a life on
Kauai Island. Hawaii.
After an argument over relative
merits of Chinese generals, two aged
eelestlsls drew knives and one was
stabbed to death.
On the other hand, Kcnji Ohtomo.
ia young Japanese, gave his blood to
ave an old Chinese. Ah Ming Liu.
The two ere strangers.
APPLE CROP SHOWS
75 PER CENT
RECTAL AND COLON
TROUBLES
FntiT))1 dent with tv I
ron.uttel mtthod. No
tcnSimnt to homfj. No
lou ot tim from wo ik.
Wht hiv don (or
thout anda ot othtrev -w cin
do (ot vou Lessen whit 11 .
meant to tt trtattd bv
irtcUIlm who arc lone reHsac4 ia
this particular lint ol work.
FKFK FOOKLKTCalt er wrfle tot
it. Vty jarerestmr tst taitMKftV.
Dr. C.J. DEAN CLINIC
Pftrs'cJs end Surge
N V Cor. K Purnvda and Grand At.
Tatar K Alt 5tS PftrtUM 0e
WASHINOTON If you brll.ve
in an apple a day. you may be abl
to gt two this yar for tha pric of
one heretofore.
The bureau of agricultural eco.
nomlca rpota prospective price de
cline, with the 1937 apple crop about
14 percent greater than lut year's,
and 33 percent above the recent
noma).
Women Find Way
To Take 0 Fat
nsouij.irtj t vontn tr uuqs on ra
. . eiittoui aiet ot usreiM. estsout at
retnt uiii naiiis with laxri;
Um fit-rtducini iroiimvnl n ramo'
fat from tbam Jim u it Old tress Uwrtnr
Mark han d leal in oeund in it bjobi
hi) uktnt it iLd a ftsturtd ip "B
lie ' Of St ' ft &ipty. ffontn tin
A.Rtr . tcaotutt!? tiff to uu i
soea not coot it hno1. rhirold w
Duiiirophinoi m tar form 411 tordi
rtti in LAX RID hava ar ajad n ohv
te'n for M rain W auaranta ma'
1 u itlnui frto from ara aoiaonout
er nr:nfii wtmn.-r Tr? It teda? or
"tu anon' raci tuarait a wwj can
Otl AXIC todat tram mj( dnil
st S ' cliitiTali b wm -
'JARMIVH PRIO 5 TORE
Med ford, Oregon
Apparently the "emergency" still
exists In the eyes of the president,
for Secretary Stephen Early, once
more with his foot in the stirrup
sbout to ride back Into private life,
again has decided to stick to his Job
perhaps until 1940.
Ready to speak his farewell when
summer ended if his "boss" said the
word, and expecting this ttme to hear
It, the loyal secretary once more has
heard only the request -command to
stick around until the present shoot
ing; la over.
Captain Early put on his official
clothes In 1917 "for the period of the
emergency," as you may recall the
late war was officially descrlbel by
the U. S. A.
So when, for the scveralth time, he
gives up his personal plans and con
tinues his service In the White ,
House, the deduction is that the pe
riod of political hostilities has not I
expired, snd "there's no discharge In !
the war.'
Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Gates leaves
on an extended visit with friends
and kin in Indiana.
Time to spray for worms in spplea.
ICIDE
SACRAMENTO. Calif. (JP)A state
wide campaign against suicide, to be
waged though the press and by radio,
was announced here with the Incor
poration of the Suicide Prevention
Society of America.
Under the direction of Robert Reh
kugel of Oakland, the group has
been campaigning there agMnst sui
cide for more than a year Rehkugel
says that a number of despondent
persons already have been talked out
of ending their lives.
Mlrls Dreutn Alike
London. up a class of 38
girls was asked to write an essay on
what theywould like to be doing in 10
years' time. All but three gave the
same reply. They said they would
like to be married and have a baby.
Some of tliem said they would prefer
twins.
While neither side has made any
public statements. It Is privately ad
mitted' that unofficial advisers of
C. I. O. recently counselled tho hir
ing of some high-powered publicity
concern to handle the organization's
public relations just as many big
corporations do.
Whether the suggestion first came
from one of the publicity firms Isn't
stated, but some of their represen
tatives have been reported in the
vicinity of C. I. O. headquarters, with
their usual snles-equlpment in hand
But the salesmen didn't get very
far. Mr. Lewis is generally accredited
with feeling that C. I. O. publicity
can be handled right In the family
and sparingly at that.
PORTLAND. Sept. 8. lAPt The
state library and planning commis
sion began a surrey today to improve
Oregon's library facilities and bring
adequate service to the more Iso-
lated districts.
The survey, requested bv Miss Hsr-
t let Long, state librarian, will be a
WPA project. Twenty representative
citizens from all sections will serve
ns sn advisory committee.
Members of the specla-l committee
Include Alton F. Baker. Dr. F M
Hunter. J. E. Turnbull, Eugene; Mrs
Uicy Rogers. Heppner; V. E. Kuhn.
Salem; Lucy Lewis. F. L. Ballsrd. Cor-
allls: j. Ellrabeth Olsen. Mrs. A. C
Mclntyre, Pendleton: Leonard Csr-
penter, Mcdford; Mrs. o. V. Wimberly.
Roeebung, I
YOU CAN THROW CARDS
IN HIS FACE
ONCE TOO OFTEN
WHEN you have those awful
cramps: whan your oar-re
are ail on edge don't take it ouS
on the man you love.
Your husband cant possibly
know how you feel for the simple)
reason that he la a man.
A three-quarter wife may be
no wife at all if she nags her hus
band seveo days out of every
month.
For t iiree genera t Ions one womso
has told another how to go "smil
tni? through" with Lydls E. Ptnk
ham'a Vegetable Compound. Ik
helps Nature tone up the system
t hus lessening tho discomforts from
the functional disorders which
women must endure in the three
ordpals of life: I. Turning from
girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre
paring for motherhood. 8. Ap
proaching "middle ago."
Don't be a three-fpiarter wife;
take I.YD1A E. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUNDS
Go "Smiling Through."
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ofi .i.e,
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. . You, too, can have
"Pocket Book Protection"
As well as
AUTOMATIC
CLEAN
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HEATING
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Timber Products Company
ORISON
End of N. Centra,!
Phone 7