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vmm tha looks of thlnfli. visitors
to tha Portland Rom Festival this
year, will be able to see roses and
riots. " . . .
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' The Oovemor, bound for the- 'Frisco
fleata. advocates use of pltchforka by
farmers to repel any Inland Invasion
of agitators. Thla la a cruel and un
usual recommendation. Heretofore,
oratorical guardians of the agricul
tural well-being have been repelled
with heaping dlshpana of fried
chicken.
The Anti-Saloon league la swing
ing Into action In thla atate. and
plans local option campaigns, after
month of dormancy. The Saturday
night auto driving apurred the ac
tivity against Rum, as predicted.
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The President continues firm for
his supreme court pack plan, despite
Congressional and public sentiment
against It. Some ecallawag of a Re
publican royalist will come- along
and attribute the stand to rugged
horse and buggy bullheadedneas.
a a .
Vivian Joe Beach, the J'vllle watch
fixer called yesterday to proteat
against this paper calling him "VI"
when he should be called "Vlv." He
etates this must stop. "Vlv" Is the
able, competent, alert, and efficient
timekeeper at the Monday evening
mayhem, and says even the wrestlers
have started calling him "VI."
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FROM AN IRATE LADY
(American Mercury)
"Sir: Have read with utmost
disgust the hateful, spiteful, sar
castic, destructive editorials In
your December Issue. My first re
action was that It won't be long
before you will be destroyed by
your own venom. In thla day
and age, when hatred Is eo ram
pant In the world, the fuel you
aupply will burn you on the
pyre. The only thing you Inspire
In the breasts of your reader Is
hate, hate for muckrakers. love
for those whom you attack.
Roosevelt and Laduard'-i, who
are working for love, peace,
brotherhood, will live on forever,
while you will be damned as you
dsmn others. .
I know you will not print
this, but It has done my soul
good to have had my say.
JUST A WOMAN."
The high school graduate ' launch
Into the world tomorrow night, arm
ed with diploma. There wilt be no
70 mph. traveling down the road to
auccesa.
Hermy Offenbacher of the Apple-
gate came to town d. for a Mo
11 ne mower nut. He looked every
place hut In a drugstore for on.
Royal Brown, the Ragle Point sage,
when a boy rode a racehorse In
early day that belonged to Unci
John Griffin's folks. They met tne
first of the week, and won four
races, and shot ten bear.
. O. Hunt, the magic lantern big
shot. Is still etaylng home, and mow
ing his lawn, and setting a bad ei
ample with hi unexpected 'burst of
energy. Friends complain their better
Hs taunt: "Now. why can't you mow
the lawn like Mr. Hunt doest" Mr
Hunt ha been urged to give an ex
hibition of his fancy lawn-mowing
on the Baptist church acreage.
a
N. r. mr. nrTniKi.t.
"But a difficulty arose when the
program was completed. The audi
ence, apparently, didn't want to go
home. So the perplexed chairman,
realising that the house had to be
cleared, aakert If Arthur Stringer
would rend one of his poems.
Arthur did. And the desired result
wat obtained." (Mountain Lake N
J.) News).
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MEDFORD
"Be It Ever
IT is just one thing after another for Mayor Rossi of Sau
Francisco.
First it was the longshoreman's strike; then- the' anti-vice
crusade; then Mayor Carson delivered bis broadside against the
bug control at the state line;
hotel strike which in spite of
going strong.
And yesterday-some parties
flag, in the Fiesta decorations,
loom.
"What a life!
THE mayor took the only stand he could take, as head Qf a
crpflt. American and cosmnnolitan citv.
Every nation recognized by
represented in the world flag
protected and sustained
This didn't please the powerful Maritime Federation of the
Pacific. A vote was called on the question of whether or not
the organization will withdraw from the $35,000,000 bridge
celebration, and to the mayor's ultimatum Z. R. Brown, the
federation's secretary declared: "labor is going to have some
thing to say about that I"
No doubt labor will, and another flock of flies will be im
bedded in Hiz Honor's ointment.
CERTAINLY the chief executive of San Francisco has his
work cut out for him during these parlous times. No won
der he is under the care of a doctor a good share of the time
To get by in the Golden Gate city hall, these days, requires
a hide like a rhinoceros, a jaw like Mussolini's, and a sub
machine gun for a- watch charm.
Whatever Hiz Honor is paid, it isn't half enough for the
punishment he must take.
It's an ill wind that blows no one good however. Successful
or unsuccessful, one net result of the Fiesta is certain.
MAYOR ROSSI of San Francisco need never again fear a
broadside from Joe Carson of Portland, regarding th
iniquities and injustices of that bug border control.
The mayor of Portland will return a chastened-and forgiving
man. After observing what his
suffer, he will uomc back to the
the Rose City, and never again
arrogance of California officialdom. He won't have the heart
It would be too much like kicking a man when he is down
With the opening of the Golden Gate bridge, the Carson-
California feud, and the Oregon
Unless all signs fail, the entire
appreciating their blessings as
over the Siskiyons joining in the
"Home, SWEET Home!"
Why the German Flag?
THE questiou arises why did
ninlr nn the finrmnn flat??
' All the nations were represented This means the flag of
Fascist Italy, was there, and of course Soviet Russia.
Why was Mussolini spared,, and Stalin t Here are two I'oes
of democracy, and exponents of absolutism, supported by terror
and force. Through the country at large there is as much feel
ing against Communism, as there is against Fascism or Nazism,
then why were Mussolini's and Stalin's flags allowej to fly,
and Hitler'i torn down!
WE oan think of a number of
Mint. nrirHmzfld lulior fVnrn
bird docs the snake, it has no
Another point:
There is no essential difference
Fascism, but in San Francisco the
the Italian colony, while not
German, is far hotter organized,
and politically.
Had the Italian flng been
been trouble, something far more serious than a mild rebuke
from the City Hall.
Moreover Mussolini, accepted
didn't, he insisted with characteristic flamboyance, that the
Nazis have a flng of their own.
of Der Fuehrer was fat more
flag of modern Italy, because
and the latter wasn't.
So the demonstrators were
dent, in selecting the German emblem, rather than the Italian.
AS for the red flag of Russia, those who feel strongly
against Stalin and his dictatorship of the proletariat, are
not disposed toward flag waving or flag tearing. They feel
strongly but they arc Inrgely of the property owning class,
rural and metropolitan. The "bourgeoisie" it you please, and
therefore constrained not emotional, essentially statie.
Those who really hate Bolshevism, as labor hates Fascism
because they FEAR it--bccauso its victory would spell their
destruction are largely comfortably placed in the upper
brackets, and don't engage in street demonstrations, or other
phases of "direct action."
Finally while organized labor has always been essentially
conservative and has repeatedly gone on record against Com
muniMii (and the rank and file of labor is against it today)
were this country ever unfortunate enough to be faced by th
grim necessity of choosing BETWEEN Fascism and Commun
ism, there is no doubt where labor would go. It would gc
against Fascism with every resource at its command, ami would
cliictantly perhaps but no less certainly, embrace Communism,
as the lesser of two evils. under such circumstances regarding
it as the only hope of survival of their class.
IOOKINU many years into the future, this represents a cer
tain ilallirul- n. tan urn t)i survival nt m n:Hi:.: . : .
is concerned. But in the opinion
only those who sec thinus under
any sleep ocr it.
Artificial lUtht. it nas been round.
Umulstea the growth of pecans Um
of ntffht lights ientthens the time
during which fats can be formed by
tne tree.
So Humble":
. . .
and this was followed by tbe
tbe Fiesta, still appears to be
unknown tore down the Hitlei
and international complications
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this country, has the right to be
display, and that right must be
.. . .
colleague in California has to j
quiet and peaceful shades ot
complain about the high handed
inferiority complex, . ENDS.
Oregon delegation will return.
nevir before, and as they pass
harmony of that sweet refrain,
organized labor in San Francisco
answers, the chief one being,
and hnte.q Fascism. as the
such fear of Communism.
between German and Italian
mayor is of Italian blood and
very much larger than the
and niopo powerful financially
torn dowu there WOULD have
the Italian flag Hitler
Therefore the Swastika emblem
infuriating than the traditional
the former was entirely fascist
more, logical, and far more pru.
of this column, so remote, that
the bed every night need wasto
Beef cattle raisers Would ecect a
type smooth in conformation and
olocky in build. advie p w Bell,
enlmal husbandry expert at Kansas
State, collet.
Personal Health Service
By William
Signed letters pertaining, to personal health and hygiene, not to disease
diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady if a etampvij ell
ad dressed envelope ts enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In ink
Owing to the large number of letters received only few can be eiuwered
No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instructions. Ad drew
Or. William Brady, 268 1 Cam I no. Beverly, Cat.
WORK OR FLAY STEADIES
Drug are Important factors of the
Yankee ."nervous" complex: Never
before have children In their 'teens
... nd adult mo
ron been sub
jected- to aucb
enticement to use
drugs aa they en
counter e v e i y-
where in. thla
country today.
Little by little
the old. taboos
against depraving
the morals of
youth have giv
en way before
powerful ' propa
ganda in behalf
of drugs until the truth about the
effects of tobacco and alcohol has
become almost submerged by the
plausible pseudo -scientific teachings
of the propagandist. Under this tu
telage and example children in their
teen commonly acquire the tobacco
or alcohol habit or both, resorting to
the drug first because they have been
taught that It la smart to do so, then
because they discover It relieves con
sciousness of Inferiority, and pres
ently adopting it to Inhibit the in
stinctive urge to do something to
fight or to run away. The physical .
exertion Involved in these natural
reaction to emotions physiologically
utilize or absorbs the surplus en
ergy liberated by the emotion (adre
nln secretion, mobilization of blood
sugar, rise of blood pressure, deeper
breathing, forcible rapid heart beat.!
muscular trembling or contraction or j
rigidity). - Where circumstances, such 1
as breeding, manners, culture, make I
It unseemly to engage In actual com-
bat or flight, some vicarious or sub-
stltute reaction may harness the surf- j
denly released energy and so protect j
the heart, arteries and If you like
2St"MrS
which, like tobacco or alcohol, dulla
the consciousness and the finer s6n
BlbUltles, ' Instead of some form of
muscular action, work, play, exercise,
to overcome embarrassment or relieve
tension, Is to train for a "nervous
breakdown" and no mistake.
Other drugs than tobacco and al
cohol play a part In the development
of typical Yankee "nerve weakness,''
"nerve strain." 'nervous exhaustion''
or "neurasthenia." notably bromides,
aspirin and such coaltar derivatives
aa acetanlllde, phenacetln and pyrl
mldon (amtdopyrlne) drugs which
the moronic portion of the popula
tion la freely advised to use for re
lief of any and all discomforts or
diseases, from anxiety or fatigue to
grip or headache. People . who use
these ever:ready analgesics so freely
for whatever distress they feel or
-aO.Mclnfvre
NEW YORK. May 37. There Is one
game for which Neysa McMien, who
sponsors most of the new ones, has
no seat. It was thought up by her
. husband, John
Baragwanath who
usually has as
an - ally for Its
perpetration Ar
thur Samuels. It
Is called "Fun
With Pood."
And may only
be played at the
d t n n e r table
where such gooey
viands as roast
beef with brown
gravy and Ice
cream with hot chocolate sauce are
served. Sometimes a meringue-capped
pudding may be employed. At
any rate the chief figure In the game
must be a rather pompous person.
Baragwanath and Samuels pilot the
conversation Into higher levels
speaking learnedly on high blown
tops. One, say Baragwanath, will In
the heat of conversation allow the
back of his hand to dip In the gravy
and then unconsciously, talking all
the while, rub his hand across his
nose. His face is soon a smear.
In the meanwhile Samuels has not
been Idle. He appears to be absorbed
In the talk and la contemplatively.
softly rubbing his hand over his
cheeks, a hand dripping with ice
cream and chocolate sauce. By this
time the pompous onlooker la In a
bewildering dither and Miss McMeln
has run shrieking from the room.
The Candid Camera Craze Is get
ting out of bounds. The parks are
filled with them sneaking up on
young lovers for a shot, and anyone
of the slightest headline importance
visiting a night club 1 fairly be
sieged. I am told that many of the
cameras haven't even films. Carry
ing them gives the Inquisitive, snoop
ing type more latitude in sticking
his nose where it does not belong.
Before burlesque got Its deadening
biff, the front rows were sprinkled
with the cloae-up fiends, although
the management usually gave them
the bum's rush when discovered. The
Candid Camerlsto are far more brawn
than the Autograph Pest and their
scavenging la usually for nudity or
anything that might be turned Into
the suggestive.
PEftr Joyce'a crack-up in the sledge
accident at St. Mortta, which coat
the life of her fiance, was tar more
serious than most people Imagined.
After being in a Swiss hospital many
weeka she went to London and hob
bled about her room on crutches for
many more. It was her first Inter
lude In night outing in 30 years.
For Peggy has during her headlined
career been a gay creature of the
night scene, never falling to visit
from one to fiw clubs an evening.
She has rarely turned In before dawn
and has breakfasted regularly at I
rrZ-TT
Brady, M P.
THE NATIONAL "NERVES"
fear they'll feel, evidently do not
know and generally do not want to
know that besides dulling pain sense
and the finer sensibilities such drugs
Interfere with the vital oxygen-carrying
function, of the blood, destroy
or cripple red blood corpusclea and
In not a few Instances seriously dam
age the heart.
In sanitariums occupational ther
apy, work cure, Is rjw widely em
ployed. Passing the grounds of a
large state Institution for the insane
one will see several games In pro
gress men having great fun playing
three old cats, women In a Softball
game and one thinks how unfortu
nate they had to wait until they
landed In the funny factory to learn
bow valuable and Important play ts.
Many women who had sunk pretty
low during the boom days and had
to resume doing their own house
work during the depression discov
ered to their Joy that honest physi
cal labor brings haelth and content
ment. ...
' QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Potential Diabetes
Relative suffered exposure and
fright In recent flood. Doctor says
be Is now verging on diabetes. What
advice can you offer? (Mrs. B. E. M.)
Answer. He should get a super
abundance of vltlmln B the poor
man's Insulin. Send stamped envel
ope for monograph on diabetes.
Pretty Pall
Had success training my baby.
Bought p:etty pall for 8 cents In
store and baby early learned to bring
the pail to me at proper time. (Mrs.
L. N.)
Answer. Thank you. It' Is an ex
cellent suggestion for amateur moth-
era, who ahould have the "Brady Baby
book ror copy send self-sddresscd
envelope and 10 cent coin.
.. Impervious Hide
Moot court case at' university law
school Involves question of shoe dye
poisoning. Any evidence you can give
me against absorption of dye potion
through skin. (O. M. K.)
Answer. There Is no scientific evi
dence that unbroken skin absorbs
anything. Whenever such poisoning
occurs the ressonoble Inference Is
that the poison haa been absorbed
by inhalation of the volatile fumes.
I am prepared to subject my skin to
any properly controlled test of this
question If the opposition can be In
duced to come out into the open and
settle the controversy In such a man
ner. (Copyright,. 1937, John P. Dllle Co.)
lid Mute: rrrsuns wlahlnz to
commiinii-ate with Dr Hrady
should cnd letter direct to ur
William Brady M u. IBS E)
Canilnu. Beverly lllili Calif
In the afternoon. From all accounts
Peggy la going to lead a cloistered
life from hence She Is putting her
private home on the market and Is
reported to have made arrangements
with- European dealers to sell her
Jewels, valued at several hundred
thousand. No one, save her family,
knows Peggy's age exactly, but .a
checkup of her career Is convincing
that she Is at least edging the early
40's. And no one was Broadway's
No. 1 Glamour Olrl so long.
Speaking of eclipses, the writing
world seems to dt&cuss Henry L.
Mencken almost completely in the
past tense. As though his rapier had
turned to rust and his days were
spent on a Baltimore porch, rocking.
While this is all exaggeration, the
truth is that the once fiery filibust
ers has grown suddenly passive.
Many say that the re-election of
Roosevelt, whom he fought so bit
terly, soured Mencken on the whole
business of public utterance. He dis
cusses affairs now only with Inti
mates In the privacy of bis home and
over a glass of his favorite brew.
Thingumbobs: W. W. Hawkins has
Joined the clg&ret quitters . . . F. P
A. is free lancing . . . Jack Pearl Is a
student of medieval history . . . Pur
ser Vlllter of the Norma ndie speaks
nine languages fluently . . , Arthur
AGING "8 SUMMERS IN 2 YEARS"
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Tip jigger of TEN HIGH... sip it... your
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Try TEN HIGH tonight!
XVli'Xk Code No.
TH WHItKIT II NOW 2 VIA
Murray, the dance man, has made
the largest of all fortunes out of the
art of Terpsichore . . . E. B. White,
who writes much of the whimsy for
The New Yorker, has resigned to try
life on a farm for a while.
I never go to a fire without think
ing of the rebuff of my first report
ing days In New York. With my po
lice card Jauntily in my hat I walked
casually through the lines on West
38th street and was given a shove
by a cop that unroofed my hat and
cllttered my teeth. Lifting myself
up haughtily, I approached him and
announced - with much grandeur;
"I happen to be a newspaperman."
To which he replied: "Happen Is
the word, buddy."
(Copyright. 1937. McNaught
Syndicate, Inc.) -
Comment
" on the
Day s News
By FRANK JENKINS
ALLY (we read) may dye her
hair blue in order to match her
eyes and the color of the wedding
gown she will wear next week.
That la at least a comfortingly
frivolous note in a world that has
too many serious problems.
W
'ANEETA BECKLEY, 14-year-Old
Louisville, Kentucky, girl, vnis
the national championship and (500
by correctly spelling "plebeian."
If you think she didn't earn It,
spring that word on a doz?n of your
best-educated friends and see how
many of them moke the grade. '
Or even "try spelling it yourself
without checking down on it again
as here printed.
(If you want to play a game with
yourself, you might see Just how
SURE you are, without, looking It up
In the dictionary, that the word here
printed is really spelled correctly.
THE President, a "high administra
tive official" asserts, will stand
pat on his original supreme court
packing bill.
There is no indication, this official i
says, that Roosevelt will permit his
court packing bill to be withdrawn
or changed, despite the fact that the
government has won 12 Important
coses and lost none before the high
tribunal this year.
W
HY Is the President so firm In his
announced determination to go
through with his court packing
scheme?
Well, for one thing, he can't afford
to have It . suspected that he WILL
compromise until he Is READY to
compromise. . That would weaken his
hand badly. - -
For another, he CAN'T AFFORD to
compromise, for a compromise would
be politically equivalent to a defeat
and a defeat would destroy the Im
pression In congress that he Is po
litically invincible. If congress eve:
gets that Idea, there will be trouble
ahead for the New Deal.
So the President has to go ahead
with his court scheme.
BL
LUNT, outspoken Governor Mar
tin, speaking in Ro&ebutg and
naming Harry Bridges, warns Oregon
to beware of labor "racketeers" who
may bring another economic setback
similar to that started by the "Wall
Street crooka In 1929. (The quoted
words are Governor Martin's own).
He adds:
"When our good laboring men al
low men like Bridges to lead them.
It Is time for good people to get to
gether and knock Bridges and these
racketeers out."
BRIDGES made a speech up in
Seattle the other night In which
he aligned himself DEFINITELY as a
communist. So we know where he
TsTV TTWTI
OlO
Hiram
stands. And we know that there ARE
racketeers in tbe labor movement.
(There are unscupuloua and dishon
est men in business, also).,
But we mustn't Jump to the con
clusion that ALL labor Iwders are
racketeers. That isn't true. Governor
Martin, who is blunt and rough, and
says exactly what he thinks, doesn't
believe any such thing.
Many labor leaders (especially those
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