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Offlcee in New Vara. Chlcei-o Detroit
San Franotsco. L,os Angels Seattle,
Portland.
BMBEfL
Ye Smudge Pot
II) Artliul I'erry.
Thru Klnmath county creameries
have ben placed on "probation" by
the Oregon Milk Control board, for
"filing fluid cream ... at prices
lw than thoso fixed by the control
board." They allegedly wore giving
the cuatomera too much for their
money. In the old daya It was dif
ferent. The buying public often har
bored the notion thero waa a hydrant
Jxi the heifer.
The Portland ball team played a
13. Inning night game Saturday, and
tt luted nigh unto midnight. For a
hort time It looked like the contest
night be called on account of day
light. -
A financial export oplnea the na
tion la apt to have another depression
In 1944. Thla la too eoon, but better
Mian having the present one keep
right on, as many fear.
Another statistician la gathering
data on the cause of auto accidents
Involving pedestrians. On thla point,
iere is a sneaking? ausplclon the
tutolata go too faat, and the pedes
trlana fall to Jump quick enough.
Tvm Mrjwmri oreson Cltv Enter
prise editorially argues anonymous
ttack on the boy mayor of Klamath
Falla, and Demooratlo nominee for
U. S. aenator are a waste of wind
n1 white paper, Inasmuch as tho
target heaves an oratorical boomerang
It himself every time ho mounts a
stump.
IIKCI PARDON.
(Baker Democrat-Herald)
The newa notea In thla column
In Tueaday'a paper which read,
'Mra. Hnsklns Is staying with the
Maxwell girls and Arch Long,"
should have been, "Mrs. Hnsklns
la ataylng with the Maxwell girls
and Arch Long la attending to
the outside chores," (Haines
Items.)
a
Valley cowmen have returned from
the Pendleton roundup, and report
Wiey could do not better Job them
selves of plain and fancy riding.
"Our postmaster haa called atten
tion to the fact that some of our
sidewalks are In such bad condition
that tho city mall carrlera will have
to be taken off certain routes unlesa
repairs are made." (Cottage Grove
Sentinel) Progress limps, and It's
no place for a lady In a pnlr of high
heel ahoea.
WHY EDITORS AtlE KANT.
(Lake County (Ore.) Tribune)
"She haa Interviewed many of
the early pioneers of the county
and her story Is an authentic
word picture of the country be
fore the turn of the century. At
the present time Mrs. la
writing a book on the life of Lake
county's great philanthropist,
whose estate has made Impossible
i.he education of hundreds of Lake
county boys nnd girls. Editor's
note."
A U-jrear-old upstate youth, op
posed to attending school, when lec
tured on hla dalliance, "retired to
Ma room, set fire to the bed. and
crltlclaed the school system." When
he la old enough to go to college,
and la confronted with a duty he does
not want to perforin like military
drill he will not resort to arson In
protest. He will circulate a petition,
and let the voters decide at the next
election.
TRICKS OK Hl'SH.VSDKY.
"The average mother laughs whole
heartedly at her son's most Insipid
Joke: chides him but gently and
thinks him the grandest thing she
knows; sees only his redeeming quali
ties and la blind to his many short
comings; Is proud of his smallest
success and all his enemies are her
own. If aueh an attitude were taken
by wives to husbsnds a smoother and
happier life between mate would
result, so finds this psychologist. I
believe there Is much In what- he
ays. In fsct, I tried It one day end
It worked out Brand." (Olive Barton
In the Coos Day Times),
llllilgrt Meet Healed
SAIJIM. Sept. 14 (API Healed ar-ft-umenta
preceded the action of the
Aalem budcet committee In voting to
restore half of the salary redu.nlons
affecting city employes in l!"2 snd
the amount ot about as.700 un .Girt
ed to the ,)7 estimates.
OUN REPaTkA. Fxprrt gimimlli
Urns Bros., 33 tt. nr. Qun sigh!.
Editorial Correspondence
ROCKFORD, Illinois, Sept.
our first transcontinental' motor
tain thintrs and not do others.
the car to be in the best possible condition, so before leaving
Stonington, the car was placed in a garage for a checking up
and overhauling. As it wag a new car very little had to be
done in this direction. Second we wanted to choose the best
route to Portland, via Rockford,
for certain personal reasons.
headquarters, and had the best
road conditions, detours, distances, etc., etc., made out, nna
nlainlv marked on the excellent maps which this organization
nrovirles. That was about all
negative side we resolved to
to be carried out each day, in
our coast objective, at a certain time. Wo had ten days to
reach the coast, which required
3''0 miles per day, and we let it
the feeling of compulsion, that
conditions had to be made at
stop each day after the 320 miles had been covered, when wo
felt, like it. We also decided
never push the speedometer
driving.
Wo nrn now convinced this
reached Rockford easily in "two
of about 500 miles, without breaking any of our rules and
regulations, and 360 miles ahead of our schedule, enjoyed the
anticipation of an earned day of rest, cleaning up and general
relaxation. For Rockford is your correspondent's old stamping
ground and there is still a room, fit 831, which it. is always a
plcnsuro to crawl into.
But had this all been a
schedulo, we would have been
morning when, after a leisurely breakfast and casual conversa
tion with members of the family- and friends, wo sauntered
down to the family garage to seo how the transcontinental
barouche had been faring. The garage door was open and the
nncestral bus reposed in its customary stall, but tho car with an
Oregon license plate was missing 1 No doubt about it, there
was a yawning cavity where the
eforc. and but for certain associations with tho past, no douot
Yo lidilor would immediately havo concluded it had been stolen.
Hut lliiinks to those early associations, tho habit of the mind
to jump back over the intervening years, in time of a suddon
and uno.tpected crisis our first impression was tlint some of
the kids down the street, had been playing a practical joke
on a returning member of tho Main Street gang. There had
been manv such practical jokes in that riverbank neighborhood
in the gay and glamorous eary
another one.
We are recording this impression, not because it. has any
particular significance, but. merely because it happens to be
the fact. It might interest nomo amntour psyohologist. The
mmodinte impulso was to call up
or "Jtut ' Kutlcdge, and ton
bring the car back, for it was
otc, and we had to got on our
joke, but cut it after nearly
to grow up!
That was only for a moment. Deep wheel marks in the
flower bed, near tho basement garago entrance, where tho ear
had been backed bv unfamiliar hands to make the turn, told
the story. Bcliove it or not, Strango as it seems, and all the
other foaturod oddities of tho daily press, 831 North Main
street had been robbed in the night I
So that was a fine kettle of iilfish, and tho family immedi
ately hold a pnw wow. Tho police were informed state, city
and tho sheriff, a wire was dispatched to the insuranco agent
in Modford and neighbors came in in somo mysterious way
news liko that always travels to offer advico and one of them
in tho secret service during tho world war, had it all doped out.
Tho Oregon ear had been trailed from the environs of Chicago
(we had not enlered the city, in fact that's another rule, to
avoid largo cities whenever possible) the job had been profes
sional, tho theft occurred about two a. m. and the cur at that
(iinc, 9:30 a. m., was in some "fence" in Chicago, whero in a
few hours it would emerge, with new paint, new engine number,
no luggage, and bo promptly sold for four or five hundred
dollars. Tough luck but that's the way they do things within
1200 miles of tho loop, the detective had read all about, it in
magazine section of the Chicago Tribune a week or two ago.
Well that practical joke angle may have been goofy, but it
was no more goofy, than the denouement, or the entire episode
for that matter. In less than three hours the state police
called up they had found the car parked on 11th street across
the river, a)id the owner was summoned to the police station
to identify his property. So that was that. Thero was the ear
parked in an alloy behind tho station, and two plain clothes
men to greet us. Some resident on 11th avenuo had noticed a
strango car parked at the ourb with tho front door oren, when
ho went out on tho porch to get his morning paper, his suspi
cions were nrouscd so ho had phoned tho police. The rest was
simple. In fact it all was so simple it didn't, and still doesn't,
lniiko sense. Tho rear license plate had been sheared off clean,
the front license plato hammered together so no one could read
the number. Kverything arranged apparently for a get-away,
as 11th street lends to the Lincoln Highway, and yet the car
had been abandoned, tho speedometer and oil tank showed
only a few miles had been covered, a rain coat, some personal
knick knacks were missing, the tool chest had been ransacked,
a package of Mexican cignrottes left behind, and the hammer
left on the front scat, and the screwdriver broken. So whatt
The plain clothes men first wanted to know if tho spots on
the front scat cushion were blood. They were dark brown
spots, but Yo Editor scratched them and had to tell the truth.
They were the remains of a bar of sweet chocolato he had
nibbled, about tea time the afternoon before, and in the process
of passing a gasoline truck near Juliet, had placed carefully
beside him on the sent for safe keeping. This seemed to disap
point the plain clothes men very much and we couldn't blame
them.
Ilowover they hnd to keep the hammer and screwdriver
pin ts for evidence, and were convinced the yeggs who took the
car, used it, to robe a service station, of gas, or that ho hammer
being employed to break the padlock on the tank, etc., etc.
We have a high regard for the state police of Illinois and
feel very gr.itcful to thorn, as well as the unknown resident on
llth avenue, but this didn't make icnse either. Why should
yeggs crawl up a tlark river bank, steal a cur that had just
arrived, from a basement garage, in a house set back '.'00 feet
from the street, in order to pull a service station job, on the
other side of the river, . . . and why steal gas anyway when
they had a half filled tank -enough to get them to cihicngo!
And if it had been merely some gin drinking "kids" on a week
end bust, why did they only drive four or five miles. nn, win
did they destroy the' license platesf WHY WHY WHY
the entire affair was and still is inn-edible but there is the
evidence on the police blotter in Koekford, Illinois a belter
ShiM-loi't; 'inwever than the present writer will have to m,!vo it
Time ;uv ninny.-, "oinpriwilioir.. Tl, .,. ,,s ,-nv
about the rest of the day mid until wc pulled off early the
10. When we started this trip
jaunt we decided to do cer-
Among tbe former we wanted
Illinois, which had to be made
So we visited the nearest AAA
route from the standpoint of
on the affirmative side. On the
have no set itinerary, which had
order to reach Portland, Oregon,
an average run of only about
go at that. We wished to avoid
this or that place, regardless of
a certain time, and decided to
to get an early start eacii day,
needle over 60 and do no night
rjlan was a crood one. For we
days, making a daily average
part ot a detinue pre-nmingeo
completely demoralized the next
car had been placed the night
nintieg, and of course this was
Ted Kellogg, or Pork Bennett,
tliem to quit tneir Kidding, anci
full of personal belongings, etc.,
way to the coast. A joke was a
half a century it was high time
following morning. A young nephew had a particularly happy
time going over the details, and wondering why his grandfather
who sleeps just above the garage didn t hear the robbers when
they opened the door and started the engine. Granddad could
hear HIM, when he was hammering tacks in a chair, at the
other side of the house. In fact
war he has ears like a fox.
The other young man our
depressed while the search waB
he is en route to a chicken ranch near Ukiah, California, where
he plans to tend chickens for half the day and write fiction
the other half, and naturally ig eager to get started. When the
lost was found however he joined enthusiastically in the ecle
bration. He was not very flattering however to the rest of the
household. He said he would use it for the theme of his first
story and make it. an INSIDE
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M P.
Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease,
diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped, self-addressed
envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink.
loving to the large number of letters received only a few can be answered.
No reply can be made to nuer'ea not conforming to Instruction!. Address
Dr. William Brady, 209 El Camlno, Beverly Hills, Calif.
. GOD BLESS
An old maid, as she calls herself,
offers this bit of philosophy:
"I do not object to people drink
ing or smoking In my presence.
O o c a a 1 o n ally,
when It la serv
ed. I drink a
small glass of
wine, but I do
not care for It
nor do I crave
It, or lta effects.
Many people as
sert that wine or
beer Improves
the health, but I
never could see
it. Two of my
father's brothers
died at twenty-
three from alcoholism. On all aldea
are women struggling to educate,
feed, house and clothe ambitloua
children who demand a college train
ing as their right; this Includes a
groat many Women who llavo never
married and have no hope or notion
of marrying they are too busy help
Ing to bring up children of their
brothers or sisters. Every now and
then ono sees the sad fate of a fam
ily whero the father, or sometimes
the mother, drinks heavily, and in
some such' oases the Intemperate
parent refrained from excessive In
dulgence for ten, fifteen or twenty
years, and finally became Inebriate.
Llfo 'la becoming more complicated
than ever before, and more expen
sive, However, these are ths obser
vations of only an old maid, who
hasn't Been much of real life, as the
young people see It today."
Laugh that off, cocktail hounds.
I suppose most of us havo known
"old maids" who have devoted their
lives to educating, feeding, clothing
and pampering the children of their
married brothera or slaters, and to
unnumbered secret charities. Such
a noble woman was my teacher and
hor Influence over mo continued for
many yenra after I had passed beyond
her pcrnonal ken. 8ho was something
like Wm. J. Bryan In her uncompro
mising nttltude toward alcohol.
Bryan when he was In the cabinet,
had the groatnees of character which
commands admiration, no matter
whether you ahare the same views aa
tho man or not. If Bryan preferred
grapejulce or skim milk or tap water
to the fluid which precedent or cus
tom prescribed, he had the beverage
he preferred.
Then there was some other fellow,
I forget now who, that held out for
water when precedent rigidly pre
scribed ehompngne or something
NEW YORK, Sept. 14. Diary: To
the tram with Harry SUvey to say
farewell to Clenevleve Cooper against
Joining Ryley at
their new Florida
home. And at
breakfast Imitat
ing the drummer
trying to date the
waitress at my
father's hotel,
but my cousin
Josephine and
my lady awarded
only plnohy
smiles.
A brave letter
from Raymond
Carroll about The Paris That Was
and which he knew so well. And an
other Carroll Earl dropped In be
fore departing for Hollywood to live
permanently. So to H. T. Webster's
hide-out but he gone for the day,
thence to see Dorman Smith, another
cartoonist, newly come to town.
To dinner with the Lisle Bells at a
Tyrolean kitchen with yodeilng wait
era. Then to Msjor Bowes' apartment
awhile, looking at hla many paintings
and reading Mark Twaln'a lettere to
Margaret Ullngton, among them his
bitterness "to this swindle called
life."
Crashing the Empire tower Is some
thing new In gste crashing but It has
been achieved by two youngsters from
Brooklyn. They hsd to climb J.J40
steps to mske the 108 floors and when
they knocked timidly at the last bar
rier It developed that, unwittingly,
they hsd awakened to a Cinderella
experience. Julia Chandler, the mana
ger, was so struck by their Ingenuity
In getting by tho close guard, she ac
corded them all the privileges of the
tower Including special refreshments.
The tads hsd pooled resources a
dime to reach the skyscraper so. aa
fitting climax to their escapade, they
were sent home In an official's car.
They hsd come, they said, to look at
the stars.
There Is a germ ot fantasy, too, for
the realist In the Idea of the thou
sand who lire and work high up In
New York. A great city above a clt)
At least a quarter million on hlgtvr
levels. Their km'hlo Is certain Bl-thr-UKh
thy sie unstvsre of it. Abo?
the Twentieth Floorl reop-e who
although born before the Civil
super cargo was very much
on, and had little to say, for
job I R. W. R.
THE OLD MAIDS
stronger, and won a good deal . of
ecurrllouB abuse at the hands of
snobs and aycophants throughout
Yankeeland. Damn all yes-men and
yes-women, It tis good to know that
there are still' people In the world
with (Insert your own term for In
terlor fittings).
These days Individuals like the "old
maid" who do not particularly like
a drink and do not desire the nsr
cotlc effect of alcohol should think
twice before they accept a glass of
wine or beer. By being so wlshy
waBhy about It they are encouraging
younger and weaker ones to indulge.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
Allergy.
tiaM tAll me what "allemlc
mesns. A friend's baby seems to have
frequent colds, but the doctor says
It Is not com out anerpio uounmu"
. . B. T.
AnwrAtlerirv Is hvrjersensltlve-
nesa of body cells to somo foreign pro-
teln which gains entrance mruim"
other route than normal digestion. It
U responsible for many such alleged
"colds." The cause Ib sometimes a
food protein, perhaps more frequently
some emanation such ns animal hair
or dander, bird feather, plant pollen,
to which the sensitised Individual Is
exposed.
Pimples.
Can you please tell me what to do
for horrid blackheads and plmplea on
my face? I am too ashBmed. Miss
A. 8.
Answer 8end stamped envelope
hearing your address and ask for
monograph on acne (blackheads and
pimples.) It Is annoying, but nothing
to be ashamed of. Most normal girls
have more or less acne In their 'teen,
and nearly aa many boya have the
same trouble. It Is physiological, not
pathological.
Travel.
We are rotslng our seven-months-o:d
baby on raw milk from tuberculin
,.,.H h.rrt. and ahe la thriving. We
expect to travel four daya with her.
How can we manage anou ner
Mrs. P. J. W.
Answer If they have Certified Mil
on train or In hotol or wherever you
m tvint u fliwsva ssfe for the baby.
Otherwise, better bring any milk to
a boll for one minute then cool It.
Such heating rendera any milk safe
for a baby,
(Copyright, lose, John F. Dllle Co.)
Bd. Note: Persons wishing to
communicate ivtth Dr. Brady
should send letter direct to Dr.
William mady, M. D. 65 El
r-amlno. Beverly Hills. Calif.
come down from anywhere to do teelr
chorea mountain or building are
somehow equipped with more than
those who work on the same lower
level. Perhaps that's why New York
Is ao bursting with ambition this
coming down from aloft and getting
back there to sleep and dream of new
achievements.
Personal nomination for the most
curious combination of naivete and
Broadway sophistication Abel Green
of Variety.
One of the In and outers of the
New York parade a sort of stop-go
Man About Town is Judley Field
Malone. He will, girded like a gallant,
have stretches of rlngsldlng at every
Important event. Including an Inver
ness caped presence at the opera and
then, like that, goca Into seclusion
No one sees him or amowa hla where
abouta. Malone, a brilliant orator. Is
frequently a leader of lost causes. An
Idealist with scant patience for things
that are. All of which reflections
were inspired by watching him he's
around at the moment In a large
New York restaurant. 8o far aa I
noticed, everyone who passed his ta
ble had a word or wave.
A new publishing house on Park
avenue has aa lta guiding genius the
astute William 8oMn, long a Man
hattan literary critic. By frlenda, Sos
kln, la admired as a vigorous pianist
and a daring cook. He Just Invented
a dish of awordflsh with truffles and
green ginger. As a student at Ford
ham, he went In for botany. Scient
ists respect him as author of a bril
liant essay on plant coloring and re
gret he ever passed up science for lit
erature. Bagatelles: Lupe Veleg leads all
tho American movie stars In London
Publicity this sesson. . . Hairy
Plloer Is shopping for a night club
site In East 60th. . . Bill Robinson
eats a )uart of Ice cream dally the
year around. . . Claude C. Bowers,
historian and AmbaAsador to Spain,
has already u offers to write a book
on the revolution at enormous ad
vances. . . Er-tklue Gwrnne may re
vive hla Paris Boulevardler In Holly
wood. This Is such a strange and surpris
ing world. And I got to chuckling to.
LOOK YOUR BEST
Improve your skin. Relieve the irri
tation of pimples and blotches with
oothinj, scientifically medicateH
Resinol
Comment
of the
Day s News
By FRANK JENKINS
TJ RESIDENT HOOSEVELT, speaking
1 In Washington, tells us to pre
pare for the time when "through the
conversion and application of energy
(power) half of the population can
provide the basic machine-made pro.
ducts necessary for the welfare of
all."
ITHAT he advises ua to, when that
TT time cornea, la M say to our
selves:
"We now have more and better
maohlnes than we ever had before.
Bo, by working HALF as much aa we
used to work we can have AS MUCH
as we used to have."
f-INE If that's the way you feel
I about tt.
But thl Insignificant writer woula
like to offer some DIFFERENT ad
vice. When that happy day comes,
let's say to ourselves:
"We now have more and better
machines than we ever had before.
Let's "work AS MUCH as we used to
work and have TWICE AS MUCH ss
we had before."
lot of people talk about the
benefits of leisure. But, dur
lng the depression that It now hap
ptly coming to an end, most of us
have had more leisure than anything
else and It hasn't t done ua much
good.
In spite of everything the vision
aries and the dreamera and the wish
ful thinkers may say, tbere't nothing
finer In this life then .WORKING
HARD AND OETTINO SOMEWHERE.
A DISPATCH from' Washington says:
"Continued rains, a late frost
and a mild winter were Hated today
by federal crop experts as (actors
that could help remove the scare of
drought between now and a new
growing season."
Doea anyon (Including tha brain
trusters) know how to Insure these
things?
A ND consider this dispatch from
Mtirnherff. In fUrwinr.
"The throbbing motors of 400 war
planes gave a military background
today to Nar.1 Germany's antl-sovlet
campaign."
For thousands of years, the throb
bing war drums of painted savages
working themselves up to an emo
tional peak In preparation for war
against their enemies have had the
same effect.
Ia the world really making much
progress?
Meteorological Report
September 14, 1036.
Forecasts
Mcdford and vicinity: Fair tonight
and Tuesday, Rising temperature.
Oregon: Pair tonight and Tuesday
but unsettled over mountains tonight.
Local frosts east portion tonight. Ril
ing temperature in Interior Tuesday.
Temperature a year ago today:
Highest, 71; lowest. 60.
Total monthly precipitation, 0.35
inch; excess for the month, 0.33 Inch.
Total precipitation since Sept. 1, 1936,
0.3ft Inch; excess for the season, 0.33
inch.
Relative humidity at 5 p. m. yes
terday, 76 per cent; 6 a. m. today
100 per oent.
Sunrise tomorrow, 6:51 a. m.
Sunset tomorrow, 6:31 p. m.
Observations Taken at 5 a. m.,
120 Meridian lime.
5 8f
if fs 1
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BOlS
Boston
Chicago .
Denver
Eureka
Helrns
Loa Angelea
43
SO
H 3
66 ....
50 T.
33 .10
60 ....
38 .10
63
73
70 .
48 .13
40
46 .40
43
64 ....
48 .74
43 .01
48 Ol
68
Cloudy
Clear
P. Cdy.
Clear
Foggy
Clear
Clear
Cloudy
Clear
Clear
Clear
Cloudy
Clesr
Clesr
P. Cdy.
Clear
Rain
Rain
Cloudy
Cloudy
MEDFORD SO1
New York ?
Omaha 68
Phoenix 98
Portland -.. SS
Reno . 83
Roseburg - MH 88
Salt Lake City 10
San Francisco 70
Seattle . M
Spokane 33
walla Walla to
Washington. D.C. 68
VTeat her
Northern California: Fair tonight
and Tuesday, wanner Tuesday; fresh
northerly wind off coast.
Oregon: Fair tonight and Tues
day, but unsettled over mountains
tonight: local frosts east portion to
night; rising temperature interior
Tuesday; moderate west becoming
northwest wind off coast.
Be correctly corseted In
an Artist Model by
Ethelwyn B. Hoffmsnn.
day how amusing It would be to learn
that the pontifical J. P. Morgan was
a regular whir, at that fool game of
handles.
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CONSTIPATED 30 YEARS
AIDED BY OLD REMEDY)
"For tlilrtr years I had constipation.
Sourlna: food from atomseh chosen
me. Since taklt-4 Adlrrlia I am a ne j
person. Constipation Is a thine of the!
past. " Alice Burns. Jsrmia s Drug I
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llttl interpolations about the water,
the red clay roads thereabouts, home
ly stuff to fit the locality . . . "X
have spent so great a part of my life
In the southland." "You common
sense men and women" "Millions of
our fellow Americans.'" "You and I."
. . . Newsmen note a rainbow In the
sky. There Is some suggestion that
it may be the handiwork of the WPA
. . . they talk among themselves:
"Great stuff . . . perfect . . you
can't beat It. . . . Thiu to the train,
on the train and back to the Whit
House, where an announcement Is
made that Mr. Roosevelt will open
hie campaign in a speech to the New
York state Democratic convention at
Syracuse, Sept. 30.
Nothing like the complete evttcua
Won of the Spanish embassy has
ever happened on embassy iow here
before. The dlplomxts made up their
minds apparently at the same time.
packed and disappeared. Only two
waiters remained behind when a
photographer called the other dy.
The custo mis that, even after a
change of government, aucV. as oc
curred In Madrid last week, the in
cumbents stay until their successors
are chosen.
Apparently the mysterious reason
why they fled yaa not that they
had lost sympathy with the reorgan
Ized government, but that they saw
the handwriting on the wall. One
attache informed a friend he did not
expect his cabinet superiors In Ma
drid to be alive in three weewsk. He
for one, expected the fall of Madrid
before the rebels within that time.
The railroads are understood to
have reached a decision privately last
week to press their petition against
the constitutionality of the ICC decis
ion lowering fares, despite all the
good It haa done them. But 'hey also
decided not to Increase fares cveri If
they won.
The explanation Ig that there Is a
question on constitutional juthorlty
involved, and the railroads do not
dare to let this ICC order stand as
a precedent. The railroads believe
the ICO had no right to Jeopardize
the property of stockholders and that
question may reach the supreme
court.
Incidentally, the railroad business
Is now so good they will probably be
short of equipment within six
months.
Father Coughlln may deny It until
doomsday, .but the Osservatore Ro
mano, which has been attacking him,
la a Vatican publication. It Is publish
ed by a corporation In which the
Vatican owns most ot the capitAl
stock. On no occasion has It ever
failed to repiesent the Vatican view
point. Catholic authorities hero explain
the peculiar situation by saying It
proves the contention thst the Pope
locks Influence outside of elturch
mstters. As long as Father Coughlln's
bishop continues to be behind him,
the Osservatore can osservate with
out effect.
RAIN CUTS ATTENDANCE
AT REPUBLICAN PICNIC
PORTLAND, Ore.. Sept. 14. AP
Rain cut the attendance, but failed
to put a damper on schKluled pro
ceedings at the Landon-Knox picnic
at Jantzen Beach park Sunday. Prin
cipal speakers were Mrs. Wllllnm E.
Evans and Captain S. N. Dancey, both
representing the national Republican
headquarter.
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ago.
TEN YEARS AGO TODA1
September 14, 1026
.It was Saturday)
Forest fires In state cause heaviest
lloss In history; lightning starts six
iires in tne uiamona ijane district.
Mr. and Mrs. E. C. (Jerry) Jerome
return from a motor trip to northern
Oegon.
Larry Schade on trip to eastern
cities distributes southern Oregon
booster pamphlets.
Mr. and Mrs. Prank P. Farrell of
Long Beach, Calif., are vttstlng
friends and relatives her for a week.
Growers unite for procuring of
more fruit pecking facilities in the
valley.
Pire at Rogue River cannery dam
ages the roof.
TWENTY VEAHS AGO TODAY
September 14, 1016
(It was Thursday)
Hughes-for-President clubs organ
ized In valley.
British take third line of German
defenses on the Somme, as allies open
new offensive.
Ashland day at county fair breaks
attendance record.
Miss Ina Cochran (Mrs. Fred Heath.
Jr.) lenves for Berkeley to enter the
University of California.
Three citizens knocked down In at
tempting to crank their Fords this
morning.
Lucia King of Talent wins the
spelling championship contest at the
county folr.
Ex-Governor Os West on visit to
city advocates OreRon adopt a "bone
dry prohibition law."
CANADA DROPS BARRIERS
AGAINST RUSSIAN COAL
OTTAWA, Ont.. Sept. 14. (UP)
Cannda. moving to lower trade bar
riers flgntnst Soviet Rruanta, announced
today that the Soviet All-Union Cos!
Export and Import corporation would
begin importing anthrnrite to Canada
soon.
Exports will be limited to a maxi
mum of 250.000 metric tons a year
and will be sold at the normal price
to prevent dumping. No shipments
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