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fEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD. 0"REGO. FRIDAY. AUGUST 14. 1936.
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Offlraa In New Vork, Chlrago Detroit,
Ban Franc nco, i.oa Anieiee, seama,
Pnrt'nn.l.
JAEMBER
Ye Smudge Pot
Hy Arthur Petty.
"Fortune tellers' of Portland face
prosecution for painting rosy pictures
of the future, for a price. Such I
rated under the law m a swindle, and
a snare, and obtaining mony under
false pretenses, The professional mys
tic, for 91 and a much more as can
be wheedled, will read the palm and
feel the head bumps, and Inform a
gent he will meet a blonde next Tues
day. The sweet prophecy Is never re
vealed until there Is caah In the hand.
However, 'there Is nothing legally
wrong In a candidate, predicting be
fore an audience of old folk they
will receive 9200 per month pensions
if they vote right next November,
The seera operate on a strict COD
basis; the political prognostic tors
take a chance on a bountiful collec
tion, for a percentage thereof, and
expenses. It seems no worn to con- i
duct a peep-hole for peering Into the I
future than to pnlnt rainbows. Both !
pander to hope, and deal tn dreams '
that can never come true. -
A -victim of a recent auto mishap
write he Is "pulling himself to
gether," and Intimates he will never
ngaln pull himself apart, at 70 per.
There la a chill In the air morns
and eves, but the afternoons are hot
enough to buy a wool blanket, on
ale a-t all the leading stores.
The Jackson County Democracy
"will start the ball rolling" with
campaign, rally next Monday. A num
ber of Ill-mannered Republicans, with
no sense, allege they mean they will
atari tha bull rolling. This U a mat
ter of individual opinion. Among
Tlaltlng orators who will toot the
toscln, will be the Hon. Walt Pierce,
after rotes here he can't count in
Mtorn Oregon where. he la running
for congress. There will be a wholesale,
peeling of hides and Land on sun
flower buttons off Republicans.
AIDING AND AIIF.TT1NO.
(Red Itlurr (Calif.) News)
Ashley Osborn'a automobile was
tolen from In front of the Newa
office on Walnnt street about
two weeka ago. The thief had lit
tle trouble starting It aa Oeborn
had obligingly left the keyA In
the car.
a a
Another cltleen has shinned 4A0
feet up the aide of a cliff, before
he ceased to be a "human fly." Me
was rescued by forest rangers. There
la something about a mountain that
fills city dweller with an uncon
trollable desire to climb it. At home
he alway takes the elevator Instead
of climbing up the side of a building
to nis ornce on the ninth floor.
A bevy of Older Cllrla blackberrled
on the Applegate Wed.
"FATE WRECKS WOMAN'S SE
DAN AT CROS.VINOM (Mrlllne Sis
kiyou News) A big brute of a loco
motive aw luted.
KNOf'Kl KNOCK!
(The latest popular name la Knock 1
Knock I It Is played this way; Some
one gets an Idea, and yells "Knock I
Knock I" "Who's there?" ak the
others. For Instance, the Idea poa
seiwor rcpllr: Roosevelt I When I
worke and Roosevelt awful. We will
now play It with home-productA.)
Knock! Knock! Who's there?
Tom Waterman! Waterman Is
Qot. landon!
Why Not Stick to the Facts? ,
WHATEVER our. political opinions, they should be based
on FACTS. ; ' ' . ' . ' ";
Here is a political opinion, for example, delivered with great
emphasis to the present writer; 1 '
"Four' more years of Roosevelt boondoggling wilt bankrupt -the
country. - Twenty or thirty blUlona have been spent In a .
hare-brained effort to bring prosperity and there are more un
employed today tluin there were when Roosevelt took office. -Instead
of helping the country to get on Its feet, Roosevelt hae
done his best to ruin It. Look, at England, not half aa rich as -this
country, harder hit by the war and the depression than the
United States, and yet thanks to having no Roosevelt New Deal
foolishness, look where England la today! Budget balanced,
business booming, going fuU steam ahead, the most prosperous
country in Europe; while Uncle Sam' Is' whooping It up, on
borrowed money, like a drunken sailor on a Joy ride trying to
beat hts creditors to the railroad crossing!"
" no
AT are the FACTSt :
oosevelt's New Deal had two main purposes. First:
Bring the country out of its tailspin, then headed for the abyss
of economic catastrophe, take business from the red and put
it in the black. ..,.
Second: Inaugurate a rr0?ram of reform looking to human
betterment, designed to eliminate the most flagrant abuses of
the capitalist system, and improve the social and material wel
fare of the average citizen. ' ' '
. A NVONE who denies the first purpose has been -accom-
plished, doesn't need evidence, he needs an alienist,
doubt if there is even a member of the Liberty League who
would deny that the country bag been brought out of its tail
spin, that American business, from coast to coast, has been taken
from the red and put in the black. The market page of every
paper in the country is overwhelming evidence of it.
THE alibi to that is: if Roosevelt had done nothing, business
U'mtlrl Kn 1-irtftnt Tf in rlif f i.ililf in Vi natirtnf rith an nrmi
mcnt like that, it's like telling the man who jumped in the
river and saved your life that if he bad brought along a row
boat you wouldn't have gotten your feet wet. Certainly the
burden of proof for such a statement rests on those who make it.
To date no proof has been presented, none will be. It's the
alibi of -the hate-blinded partisan, the poor sport , and the
ingrate, - '
AS to tho reform portion of Roosevelt's New Deal which is
sneering beading of "boondoggling" by his critics, of course
opinions differ. If they didn't there would be little point in
holding an election. But just how a staunch Republican cau
dismiss the New Deal as a lot of "hare-brained foolishness, that
delayed the returu of normal prosperity," when the platform of
his purty and the opinions of its candidate accept practically
every important feature of it, is rather difficult to understand.
But it is more difficult, in fact it is quite impossible, to under
stand how any person claiming to be at all informed, can bold
up England as the country that, has achieved unexampled pros
perity WITHOUT a New Deal.
Personal Health Service.
1 Bj William Brady, M.D.
' Burned letter pertalnlor . Pfnunal nealtb and b;f1cnt not (o ilmtr
HUftiuiti or treatment will be naHtrcd 0; Or. Brad; If runped MU-d-dreutd
entrlope li encluicd Utter, mould Be hrtef end irrtlteo id Ink
Owing Co the large number ol letter, receited onij a re can be aiuwerrd
So replr can be made. to querlea nut conforming to Inatrnctlonj. Addrea,
Ur. William Hradj. 5 CI Camlno. Beterl; HIIU. Cal.
HY, EHT YOU MEAN RAOWOOD FEVER
m
Knock I Knock t
Ah Ban we 11 1
Knock! Knock!
Ray Rcterl
rlthmetlel
Knock I Knc-kl
.nidge KMIj l
to ole Vlrglnyl
Knock I Knock!
Duhb Watson t
the Rhine.
Knock! Knock!
Pletch rishl
rrlday!
Knock! Knock!
Bob Hammond I
Knock! Kmvk!
Del Oetchell!
If we ever do this ngulnl
Who's there?
Ay Banwell. too
Who's there?
Retcr, rltln and
Who's there?
Kelly me back
Who's there?
Der Waton
Who's there?
Hatch flah next
Who's there?
Hammond eggul
Who's there?
We'll Oetchell.
The annual ragweed pollen crop of
North America, according to pollen
counts made by and for Oren p. Dur
ham, -botanist,- la at. least million
tons. Most of the
-crop growe east
Of the . Rocicle
where nJnety
three per oeut of
the population of
the United States
geu the lull bn
eflt of It. '. .
The rag weed
fever season is on
now. It lasts
from the end of
, the first week ot
August until the
beginning of the
last week in September, In the north
and east. In the south the season be
gins early In July and lasts until late
In October. ... I
ouncrers irom rKTveca lover wno
merely use their polllnosls as an ex
cuse to go plaoea will go to the places
We i they wish to visit regardless of the
amount of pollen deposited In the
season. Those who are compelled to
go away to get relief will carefully
consider the records of various places
as to the amount of ragweed pollen
In the air.
According to the testa of the expert
mentioned New York City air had 101
pounds of pollen to the square mile
last season, Atlantic City had 100
pound ft. Buffalo 6Q8 pounds. Denver,
98 pounds. Los Angeles, 6 pounds. Chi
cago 401 pounds, AtlantA 151 pounds.
Raleigh, 63 pounds. Duluth, 153
pounds (I'm sorry about this for hun
dreds of readers have assured me they
found complete relief in and around
Duluth. ) Mobile, 29 pounds, Boise, 17
pounds, Indianapolis 829 pound-,
Wichita, 344 pounds, Louisville, 473
pounds.
Milwaukee had 416 pounds, and
Madison bad 1M3 pounds, while Eag
le River tn the northern part of Wla-
conlsn had only 45 pounds. Northern
Wisconsin, the upp?r peninsula of
Michigan and northern Minnesota are
noted as good resorts for victims of
ragweed polllnoaU, So are Port Ar
thur, Ontario (20 pounds) and Prlnee
Albert, Saskatchewan (.03 pbuad).
Tower, Minnesota, had the same
amount of pollen as Bethlehem, New
Hampshire, 10 pound.
When you are thru fooling around
these places, you might consider a few
spots where little pollen floats. Phoe
nix, Arizona, had 9 pounds, Miami,
Florida, 0.5 pounds, Isle Royal, Mich
igan, 8 pounds, Reno, Nevada, 0.8
pounds. El Puso, Texas, 7 pounds.
Mexico City, 2 pounds. Father Point,
Quebec, 6 pounds, Upper Dam, Rang-
Engliuul had a New peal, before it was oven heriously con
nidcred in the United 8tates. Praetieally every feature of the
New Deal has been adopted in England old age pensions, un
employment insurance, , the dole, pro-labor legislation, slum
clearance, highec income taxes, farm aid, cheap housing, public
health, child labor the only difference' in - the direction of
social and economic reform, being that England baa gone far
ther to the loft thau Roosevelt W. If such reforms are bo fatal
to prosperity then how can this much publicized prosperity in
England be explnmedt- ;
BUT how about the government debt and a balauced budget?
Woll lmV nUnnt s
England balauced her budget by repudiating her war debt
Tho United States could balance its budget easily by adopting
the hame procedure. ; .
If the size of governmeut'debt is an iudex of financial sta
bility or lack of it, thou England is in a far more serious situa
tion thau this country. ..... f.
England has a per capita debt of $$50 for every man, woman
and child. The per. capita debt of the United States today is
.fiu, less than a third I ; . t
Financial experts agree if Uuited States 'deficits continued
as in the past three years taking the maximum possible figures
(which. they won t) it .would be IS TEARS before our per
cupita national debt would reach the present British figure.
XXiUUt is not to say the increasing national debt and the
" unbalanced budget are matters to pass over lightly, they
are not, the budget should be balauced at the earliest possible
moment ; our banking system holds a dangerously large percent
age of government, obligations, and credit inflat ion hhmilil Ka
stopped, but with goverument obligations still selling at a
premium at '2 .'M percent., there certainly is no cause for alarm i
and more certainly there is no justification for haying four more
years of Roosevelt would bankrupt, this country, or that Eng
land's example shows the folly of the New Deal,' and the course
this country should have taken. The Roosevelt administration
has NOT spent 20 op ,10 billions on "boondoggling," and while
there is still a large army of unemployed the best stntisties
available show for the past year and a half a steadv decline.
which promises to continue. '
TO s P: i t too much to ask in this campaign that both
Mdos sin to the facts? There are bound to be strong
different of opimnn.-with whieh there cau be no complaint-
nn in u.ose tiii-eronees be based upon the RECORD-,,
what is true, not what isn't.
If suh a course were followed this time-honored wh, nKo
England's experience demonstrating the economic fallaev cf
New Deahsm and the royal road to balanced budget ,. ,u.
creasing debts would be abandoned; for the facts not ouly fail
to sustain such a contention, ihev emnhnti.!!,. .Ar,.. :4
t ' i uir .
eley Lakes, Main, 8 pounds. Spokane,
Washington, 0 pounds, and Seattle,
Washington, none.' : ;, . .
Devices purporting to protect the
polllnoala sufferer;, from pollen have
not proved' very satis factory.1. Special
window screens, filters to be worn
In nostrils, ajid fans which draw air
in thru filters exclude some, pollen
but not enough to prevent symptoms.
; Spending part of the day In. cold
storage rooms glfea temporary relief
In some cases, only because the quiet
air there contains less pollen.
. Living in alr-condltloned . rooms
gives relief for the same reason the
cooled air Is - recirculated, - pernaps
washed, and contains less pollen than
would outside air constantly admit-ted.
The air -temperature has little or
nothing to do with the poUen fever
symptoob' Ncl'-her has tliu movement
of the air (draft). Hum ally is bene
flclsl ; because le pollen Upa& ;c
moist atr. Aiter a good rain the, air
for a time Is free from polien. and
polllnoam victims enjoy a apell'cf ro
llef. ' f " ',;;..
Comment
on the
Day's News
. (ILESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Stains on Teeth
Kindly advise cause .of discoloring
of natural or false teeth and bow to
correct It. (C. Z.)
Answer Greenish stains on nat
ural teeth may be removed by brush
ing with, a drop or two of tincture
of lodln on wet brush, then brushing
with a drop or two of aromatic spirit
of ammonia on the brush, finally
rinsing with hydrogen .'peroxide' solu
tion. This may be repealed three days
in succession. .
I. Ikes Rice Raw
Ever since before my last baby was
bom I have had a constant craving
for1- raw i rice.- Ts- It harmful? (Mrs.
L. A.)
Answer Not particularly, but why
not keep a peck of wheat on hand
and chew that Instead? Or If you
can get brown rice, wild rice, unpol
ished rice, that Is better to chew.
Then, too, try eating some raw car
rot, turnip, cabbage, onion, potato.
If you prefer cooked potato, bake 'em
and eat the potato skins.
Arthritis
I understand you have a remarkable
new cure of treatment for chronic
crippling arthritis. (W. F. S.) v
AnswerSend s ten cents and
stamped envelope bearing .your ad
dress for booklet "Ills Called Rheu
matism." . 11 -
Ed. Note: Persons wishing to
communicate with Or Brady
should send letter direct to lr.
William Brady,' M. D., '465 CI
(amino. Beverly Hills, Calif.
nv .n... . iC-Wam.
r
LaaaaaaSjB
SadMclrvre
NEW YORK, Aug. 14. Thoughts
while strolling: I like Fred Allen's
mot: Push over the Empire State
building and
New York is only
Omaha. A "vari
ant of some
one's Hollywood.
Is only Bridge
port with palms.
Add moon faces:
Leon Qordan's.
Not many have
more fun oeelng
what makes New
York tick thau.
Roacoe Peacock.
- Book sugges
tion; Georges,
the Algonquin head waiter, about the
literati the real , and the phony,
Burt MacBrlde, the rnagazlner, and
h's twins. And Ted Saucier and his
Ohio bride. Hollywood has done little
for Patsy Kelly aartoHally. She still
looks. Avenue A., bleaa her.
What marriage does for-a-feUow
note: Winnie Sheehan had no Inter
est In music until be married the
glamorous Jerltra; And1 now he's
classical music fan. If I were to select
the handsomest and most sophisticated-looking
male New .Yorker I'd
put the finner on Teter Arno. Tha
playwright, Oeorge Middle ton.
Hard to find a look- tike for Harpo
Marx. Nat Lewis In his 3Ath year of
haberdasherlng to the Jolaon s, the
Runyons and Valleee of Broadway.
Never pass the Palace somehow with
out a thought for the ministerial
E F, AJbre. What a wrench vaude
ville's plight would be for hlmt
One word description of Katharine
Cornell: wtlty. David Warfleld still
pulls up at 1 p. m. at the Lambs
dally for his round of pinocle, with
a cape he could go on as the mustc
master without make-up. Auto Row.
so long seedy, opulent again. The
debonnalr George Bye.
' ' Many successful dealers In live flsb
aud birds for domestic pets In New
York are Japanese.. They seem to
have a knack for the business and
several have grown wealthy, one own
ing a salmon pink minaret on a reach
of the Drive. .And the majority. of
the established dog shops are propria -tored
by the English. There la a pros
perous colony of English dog shop
keepers on Staten Island, where they
also maintain boarding and breeding
kennels.
By FRANK JENKINS.
nOUTTCS again dominates the
news based this time on primary
elections In ' Idaho, Arkansas and
Florida.
IN IDAHO. Senator Borah downs his
Townsend opponent In the Repub
lican primary by a majorlty-of more
than three to one, which Is decisive
enough.
Senator Borah announced some
time ago that he was for liberal pen
sions for old people, but not 200 a
month,
IN NOVEMBER, Idaho will decide be-
tween Senator Borah and Governor
C. Ben Ross, Democrat. If Borah is
re-elected to the senate (as this writer
can't help hoping) It will be his sixth
term.
- The November eleotlon will be
Idaho's business, of course, but tbe
whole West would miss Borah. ,
r ARKANSAS, where only Demo
cratic votes, count, Senator Joe
Roblnsop, running against a Town
sender and another candidate whose
views this writer doesn't know, gets
two and a half ttmes as many votes
as both of his opponents combined
He get four times as many votes
as the Townsender,
BOT Townsendlsm also scores.
In Florida, Charles O. Andrews,
carrying the Townsend endorsement,
defeats former Governor Doyle Carle-
ton by 6000 rotes out of some 120,000
counted as these worda are written
Not an overwhelming victory lor
Townsendlsm, but decisive enough,
f HOSE who know Florida, which Is
A a mild climate resort state, where
people past their productive years
like to retire and live and are apt to
find after getting there that living
costs are higher than they antici
pated, will realize that In Florida
Townsendlsm would be almost cer
tain to show considerable strength.
''
IN IDAHO, more vots were cast In
the Democratic primary than in
the Republican. That may be some
Indication of what will happen this
fall, but isn't likely to be. In tho
primary, people muBti vote 'as they are
registered. In the general election,
they will vote as they please.
At the present moment, NOBODY
knows how people will please to vote
this fall.
(Continued from rage One)
Roosevelt seised this tidbit from
above, had It Issued Indirectly, as
the statement of American position,
thereby sliding out from under in
numerable diplomatic complications.
CecU Hart, deposed as manager of
the Les Canadiens hockey club four
years ago. has been signed again for
the coming autumn.- ' ,
Closing time for Too Late to 0!as
tlfy Adi ts 1:30 p m
The artful Alberta scheme of con
juring money has drawn attention
from the political scientists here,
who wonder why, with all the rare
notions now prevalent. among Ameri
cans, no American thought of that
one.
The nub of It Is this: The pro
vincial government Issues a dollar
bill, and any person who holds It
longer then two weeks must put a
l-cent tax stamp on It. When the
dollar has accumulated stamp taxes
amounting to $1 .04, the provincial
government wlU cash It for one good
dollar.
.Offhand, It appears to be as good
as anything Koudlnl ever did: but,
aa In all Houdlnl tricks, tbe rabbit
must come from somewhere. The
dollar must get its value somewhere.
The provincial government has no
gold, no reserves, nothing except a
reputation, which can easily be lost
If Its obligations exceed Its ability to
collect taxes.
The only value the dollar has.
therefore, Is the expectation that
some day It will have collected
enough taxes to pay for It, and the
tax, of course, is to come from the
people. But this particular tax Is not
only futuristic but voluntary. Con
sequently, no one wants the dollHr.
The fear of being unable to pass It
on Is great, and no one wants to pay
the cumulative l-cent tax which
would ultimately give It a real value.
Thus, it still appears to be im
possible to make something out of
nothing.
Sharpest campaign debate to date
was conducted sot to voai at the re
cent Lotus club dinner to Charley
MIchelson In New York. About 250
were present to honor the great
political ghost, many of them re
publicans. Charles Francis Coe. president of
the club, presided. In Introducing
Democratic National Chairman Jim
Farley, Mr. Coc referred to him as
the postmaster-general.
Mr. Farley, standing nearby, stage
whispered, "Not now, not now," and
Coe, side-remarked back, "Yes. you
still are." Farley hesitated a moment,
then Insisted, "Well. I'm off the pay
roll." Whereupon, Coe responded In
a voice loud . enough to be heard
many feet away, "Well, then you are
the only Democrat who Is."
Mr. Frirley flushed, decided to let
that one slide by, but the crowd
whooped.
A government official with extra
ordinary sources gues.cd among
friends the other day that the miss
ing heir-apparent In 1940 (In case
Mr. Roosevelt Is re-elected) will be
Harry Hopkins, The speaker was not
Mr. Hopkins.
Flight fo Time
Medford and Jackson Count;
nutorj from the (Ilea ot lot
Mall Jrlbune 10 and 20 jear,
ago.
TEN VEARS AGO TODAY
Aujust 14. 1026.
' ' (It was Saturday)
Ripe wild blackberries along th
Appletjat lure to plckera.
Forest Nres in mate cauatni
Heaviest lo&s on record.
Sen. SUndeld here to confer wlUl
fruitgrowers on spray residua regulations.
Tourist trilflc continues heavy on
Pacific highway. Many appllcatlona
for gasoline from stranded traveler
received by county court. Aa long
as orchards need plckera. no gasoline
will be dispensed the court ruled.
Growers vol to-pool Interwt to
t,ri tt,lnnlna of hu-?e fruit Crop Of th
valley.
Road to Diamond lake In tha wore
condition In years, travelera report.
TWENTY YEARS AOO TODAY
. August 14, 1916.
(It was Monday)
Irrigation ruining fishing In L)ttJ
Butte, anglers report.
"The Rough Knight" at the Page;
"The Crippled Hand" at the Star.
Deer hunting season opens In tha
morning and hunters Btart annual
exodus to the hills.
"Rural Parma Credit" bill will en
able farmers to borrow money on
terms.
OOP. Nominee Hughes la pictured
In Democratic pamphlet, aa "tool of
Wall street, and seeking to plunge
nation Into world war.
n mr nrrrii mm w
bUltNttULtoiL!
IN COPPER MINE
MOUNTAIN CITY. Ner., Aug.'
I AP) The bodies of six men five of
whom a company official said dted
"heroically but , needlessly" were re
covered today from the gas-filled
depths of a copper mine In which
they perished lest ntght.
The victim f ere:
John 8bepFA"l, 32. Wellington,
Colo.; Lawrence Willis. 32, Emmet,
Idaho; June Barr, 45, Monmouth,
Ore.; and Albert Atel, . 41, Fiank
Teixera. 44. and William Burns, id, ill
of Mountain City.
At Salt Lake City, James O. Elton,
president of the International Smelt
ing company which operates . f-he
mine, said five of the six braved the
lethal fumes In an effort to rescue a
pumpman who had failed to return
early last night from the 600-foot
level. ,
In their haste, he said, they ne
glected to obtain gas helmets avail
able at -the mine plant.
Bob Fltzslmmons was fighting at 47
years of age.
Closing time, for Too Late to Clas
sify Ads Is 1:30 p m.
PORTLANDER APPOINTED
ON AERONAUTICAL BOARD
PAIJIM. Aug. 14.-(AP-MnrrU If
Jones, of Portland, till succeed Tti
Rankin on (he stale aeronautical
board. Governor Martin announced
today. Rankin recently resigned.
The executive also appointed Dr R.
M. Peffer, of Corvallla. lo the state
WALLACE 10 SPEAK
ON RADIO TOMORROW
Henry Wallace, aecreury of fitfrl
cumin, win give a talk over the
board of chiropractic examiners, sue-1 VatlonM Rrcadctatlng pompan- va
ceedlng Dr. Uovd Hockett, of Sslcm. jteni at :30 tomorrow morning local
Whl the subject of hts talk has
ng for the farmers.
ihe of the drougmcken are.
d possibly those who are to partid
T Ptvvram.
Administration leader are broad
casting a "Happy program over
the Columbia network every Tuesday
evening at 8:45 local t.mt.
Use Mail Tribune araa.
Hollywood may become a theatrical
as well as cinema capita!. For some
time there has been a definite idea
among producers that It's far easier
to obtain talent In Hollywood than
on Broadway most of the capable
players are there. tee Shubert Is
already producing on the pacific
coast, having presented Talullah Bank
head In a George Kelly play In San
Francisco. He will try out other
plays in Los Angeles and Hollywood
instead of the summer theatres In
the east. Henry Miller long ago pro
duced plays tn &n Francisco successfully.
Ray Long once assigned me a mag
azlne piece to find, If possible, tbe
loneliest soul In. New York. There
were so many gradations, so many
depths and such a surfeit of polgn
ancy we gave it up. But accidentally
tbe other day I stumbled upon th
almost perfect type for such an ar
ticle. A Swiss maid In a Park ave
nue apartment house, widowed In tl4
war and without relatives. For 11
years she baa been doing her routine
work without being more than fr
blocks from her place. She has never
attended a single amusement' nor
heard from her nattve land. Her di
version la sitting at her roof-top win'
dow, watching the city light up.
The hottest rivals In the book pub
lishing field are . two youthful and
scrappy firms that have given the
siatd old publishing houses some
modern i upshoota In ballyhoo. One
of the Jongleurs describes 'the battle
thus:
Said the little black hen to the little
; blafck rooster, ;
"You don't crow so loud as Simon
' , and' Schuster.",
Said the little black" rooster ' to the
little black hen,
"You've been talking to Farrar nd
Rlnehart again I"
Nostalgic note out of the mallbsg:
"The small middle western town ts
the same on Saturday ntght as when
you ihed In one. The same people
still do their shopping for the week
or Just walk around to sea who la
downtown. The same bunch of Booth
Tarkintona "17" are running
round In circles looking for dates.
Drummers alt at curb chairs in front
of the hotel and always our tomn
pauses at 8:15 when the ConiluentaJ
I rather care for one of tha BlU
Far ns worth stories. That Is the one
about the hangover who came out of
the fog, giabbed a hairbrush for a
mirror and after a peek eiclaimed:
Boy, do I need a shave I"
(Copyright, 1938. MrNaught
Syndicate.)
Dutch Beer Party
Provided By Will
PHILADELPHIA (CP! Oforga G.
Griffith atlpulaled In his will:
I give and bequeath to the Pas-
vunk ntn Makers association No.
139. one-half the sum of 3 for a
Dutch set out."
A "Dutch set out" 1, a beer party
with all the fixing,, aay thoee who
know. The Rainmakers la the "tun"
organtratlon of ' tlie ' great council.
Improved Order of Red Men.
Cm Mall Tribune rant ala
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& COLON AILMENTS
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Leadership
An Important Part of
ANY INDUSTRY PROGRAM
Tbe vast, vital fresh fruit aud vegetable industry, with
its thousands upon thousands of producing sources,
requires definite leadership to maintain a seller's mar
ket and not a purely buyer's market.
!A11 competent factors are needed to market this huge
volume of perishable foodstuffs in a manner that will
command the respect, of trade and consumers and, at
the same time, provide proper money returns for all
concerned.
To its grower and shipper affiliates, AFG has always
extended a leadership that represents them in any
phase of the business in all matters relating to their
own personal interests as they happen to be affected
by industry matters. '
Through these pages for the past several weeks, AFG
has sounded a call for a concerted industry program as
the way to improve conditions . . . and is willing to suit
the action to the word by handling all details of anv
get-together meeting that leading, recognized industr'r
factors might like to arrange for discussion.
American Fruit Growers Inc.
Meororo I ureqon
aUpreM roars by."1