PAOF TWELVE
MEDFORD MAIL TRTBUNE. MEUFOKD, -OREGON, THURSDAY, MARCH 19, 1936
S
ST
In
tsi
s
dl
Ml
Co
1M
wl
Im
MEDFORDwTRIBUNE
"Bteryone In tfootbarn Oreaoa
Baada lb Uuli Trlhima"
Dally Kn-ept Saturday.
PoblUhed by
MBDKORD PRINTING CO.
H-I1J9 N. Fir St. Phone T.
ROBERT W. RUHU Gillor.
ERNEST R. GILSTRAP, Managar.
Ao (ndapandaol Nawapapar.
Bntarad aa aaaondclaaa matter at Uad
ford, Oregon, undar Act of March I. UTI
SUBSCRIPTION RATES
Br Mali In advance,
Dally, ona year If 00
Dally, afi month t.H
Dally, ona month to
By Carrlar. In Advanca Medford. Aih
land, Jaokaonvllla, C a n t r a I' Point,
Phoanli, Talent, Oold til II and on
n ah way a.
Dally, ona yaar 16.00
, Dally, alz month a 1.26
Dally, ona month .0
All tar ma, oaah Id advanca.
Official Paper of tlia City nf Hertford.
Official Paper of Jnrkdoo County.
M KM DEB OP TUB ASSOCIATED I'KKSH
Receiving Vnll leaned Wire Hervlce.
' The Aaaoclatad Praia la aiclualvaly an
tit lad to tha uaa for publication of al
ntwe dlapatchaa credited to It or other
wlaa credited In thta paper, and alao to
cna local nawa pu mimed narain.
All rlghta for publication of pedal
dlapatchaa haralo are alao raaarvad.
UEMHER OP UNITED PRESS
MEMBER OF AUDIT BURS AO
OF CIRCULATIONS
Advertising Rapraaantatlvaa
H. C. HOOENSKN a. COM PANT
Offloaa In New York, Chicago Detroit
Sao Franolaco. Loa Angalaa, Seat'. I a;
Portland
MEMBER
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur ferry.
The Oregon Liquor Control com
mission report, with Just a bint ot
honest pride, "temperance one or
the chief goals of the Knox law la
being attained." ThU Is Interesting,
even If you have not noticed It. The
report saservates the consumption oil
wine ana peer bub ihucmw,
'lt Is not too much to hope the
consumption of hard liquor will
drop." It Is alleged by those who
tay up late, this Is due more to
economic circumstances, than seal
for temperance. Copious swlga of
beer and wine together, produce a
glorious state of publication, twice
as fast and three times as cheap as
hard liquor.
...
Candidates for Congress are now
popping up on both sides of the Cas
cades, like dandelions on a depot
Jewn. All are sprouting wings, and
espousing the Townaend Plan with
lungs and larnyx. It would be a re
lief for an aspirant to ahow up with
horns and a forked tall, and a long
record as a successful sinner.
...
This Is the season of the year
when high schools without repre
sentation at the state basketball
-tournament at Salem, start talking
about what their football teams are
going to do next fall.
. .
Almond blossoms are plentiful-
more ao In the living rooms, than on
the trees.
...
The next time the "over-crowded
schools" lAsue comes to the front,
a witness should he ready to testify
he saw 14 kids Jammed In an auto
built for two.
...
The Standard OH "octopus" denies
the charge of Ben. Borah of Idaho
It seeks to control Oklahoma dele
gates to a national political con
vention. It would be Just as sensible
to charge the Standard Oil with
conniving to build a service station
in the middle of a block.
"The pie social held at the grange
ball Saturday night was quite suc
cessful, considering sickness." (Lime
Creek Notes. Baker Democrat-Herald)
The muffled knock.
' . .
Spring officially arrived at 10:88
this am. and has been here for two
week waiting to arrive.
... 1
The esteemed Cavemen of the Bis
ter olty of Orants Pass have taken
mild umbrage at the allegation of
your oorr. they appeared to be
chilled at the wild nag round-up
last Sunday while garbed In their
coyote hides and panther pelta. If
they were not shivering, they gave
an excellent Imitation of It, and
were running no fever. They recount
their hardihood In withstanding the
heat of a parade, and the snows of
a mountainside. They should then be
able to stand a few pecks from a 38-year-old
typewriter. We do not blame
them for getting cold, while In tho
brush without their britches.
...
A number of cl linens have started
boondoggling In their backyards,
and plan a garden. No shovel han
dles bs"s been broken, a far.
...
The ssssult of our Off, hesd on
the Soviet, as ret, Ass brought no
counter attack from Moscow. He
msy have to put on a cowboy hat to
get s right out of Communism.
...
Bro. Rudy Strlta Is .till cheering
for the Democratic administration,
and eating up the hamburger your
eorr. buys for the Elks' cat.
IRKED VOTKH.e iu:n. '
(Rohlnaon Md.) Index)
Nearly every psper that came
to this office last week had
something to say about Con
gressman Neeley s h s n d snske ,
While the description wa dif
ferent In many esses the verdict
' wss unsnlmous that the "rough
ing" the victim got left him feel
ing like If he waa tall enough
he would like to give the con
gressman a swift kick In the
middle of the afternoon.
...
Barney Olrtfleld. famed auto racer,
motored from Salem to pnrti.nrf
Thursday, at 4a mnh. and rsnort. I
that everybody whlwed pas', him
Upon arrive! in the metropolis Mr
Oldfleld opined Oreiton motoruts are
"speed mad." Thev may be msd,
but It lo?ks like nuttines. to care-
ful souls.
-
Dss Mall Tribune want ads.
1 liS
EJitorial Correspondence
SOBOBA SPRINGS, March
The soboba Indians in fact named this place and were its orig
inal inhabitant'. Down the road about a mile is all that re
mains of what was once a thriving Indian village. It is called
Soboba Indian reservation, and is a sad and desolate looking
place indeed. There are less than a dozen shacks constructed
largely of driftwood and tin cans, and in the day time at least,
all the life discernible is a few squaws, a few papooses playing
in the dust and a few flea bitten and dejected dogs. The older
children are all at school and
in the villages around about, or on the W. P, A. "
.....
Returning from our walk through the reservation this after
noon we met the school bus
miles an hour. It was packed
who looked well fed and happy,
hands as the bus dashed by a sharp contrast to the-temper
and atmosphere of their permanent habitation..- Perhaps the
New Deal generation will put a different aspect on the place
and then again perhaps not
Here, of course, the Indians have free land for homes and
truck gardens and hunting is free also. , Along the road thero
are signs "no hunting allowed except for Indians", and as
we walked along coveys of quail arose on all sides. There arc
also rabbits. The Indians can if
for dinner and quail on toast
here we have heard no shooting.
and bniBh between here and
cross country walk several, days
goes out occasionally and gets
on quail. .
On closer acquaintance we
isn't a Mexican but a full blooded Mission Indian. His name
is Al Lubo, and he says he is the only full blooded American
Indian golf pro in the world. A couple of years ago he entered
the pro tournament at Riverside, and against the pick of the
country got in the money. He plays a sweet game too, particu
larly his short game. The greens on this pitch-and-putt course
are naturally very small.' Accustomed to them Al says that at
the Riverside tourney, he never missed an approach to the
greens the entire week. He couldn't. In comparison with his
own course they were so big, like hitting the side of a house
with a rock.
But tournament play he has
has monev or is a top notcher
the first place there are the traveling and hotel expenses, then
one must have a wardrobe, good looking golf togs, and as
he is the only Indian pro, all the other pros make quite a fuss
over Al when he plays, which means they invite him to dinners -and
banquets with all the trimmings. Well,- as Al says, he
can't take it all the time and give nothing in return. ' He has
the Red Man's instinct of noblesse oblige. So he has to do
something in return. That runs into more money lots of it.
So while he is a good par golfer, and can give the best of them
a run for their money, he has practically given up tournament
golf and keeps his steady job, as pro instructor, club maker
and ground keeper at the Soboba Hot Springs nine hole course.
A very sensible and likeable chap is Al. He does all of this for
$50 a month, not including revenue from .golf lessons and
emoluments if any, , ,
Tried a bit of mountain climbing today, to the top of a
hill about as high as Roxy Anne but more precipitous yet
easier to scale because of a well constructed goat trail. At the
top there was an iron flag pole, minus a flag, the wiud up
there blew a gale. A stunning panorama with -snow-covered
peaks hitfh in the air in the background, and San Jacinto,
Hemet, the Indian reservation and the valley below, laid out
like a checkor board. Unfortunately a hill intervened so we
couldn't see March field, the big air base near Riverside. But
we could hear it, a terrific racket. Bombing practice must
have been on. We could see no planes but there was a thun
derous ennonade,- thud thud thud 1 bang bang bang !
that long distance, turkey gobbler must have had a swell after
noon I
.'--.
Our friend the snklier supply manufacturer from Qlendale
and Rhode Island who is of an inquiring and scientific turn of
miud, has an explanation for the turkey gobbler's continuous
warbling. Tho hotel has a South American osceolot confined
in a wire runway, close to the barn yard. It is a small member
ot tho cat family, spotted like a leopard, and snarls and spits
ubout as constantly as the gobbler gobbles.- Mr. C. after testing
tho wind by holding up one moistened finger, opined that Mr.
Gobbler smelled the osceolot, practically all the time, therefore
had to gobble practically all the timo. What a life, what a life!
Wo 'should think Mr. Gobbler would pray for Thanksgiving to
come around,
- .
This will acknowledge with gratitude a wire from the handi
cap committee of the Rogue Valley golf club that ye editor's
handicap of 27 has been reduced to 5, because of his great show
ing on the Soboba golf course. The news came just in time. In
the next weekly issue of tho San Jacinto Valley Register the
following item will appear: "R. W. Ruhl, editor of the Medford
(Ore.) Mail Tribune, A 5 HANDICAP GOLF PLATER, is en
joying a ten day vacation at Soboba Hot Springs, and perfect
ing his short game on that popular resort's famous pitch and
putt course. Mr. Ruhl, a 5 handicap player, is preparing partic
ularly for the tin cup tournament, one of the outstanding golf
features, of his native state." That is, it ought to appear. Wo
wrote it and put, on a 3-ccut stamp. R. W. R.
r
rid
(Continued from rags One.)
The pom I or will tell you flatly
there cannot be a curtailment befor
lection. In fct, thy expwt an ac
celeration of relief expenditure t
fof November, "iVm new flealera
readily con few that they would not
be aatonlAhed if such a thing hap
pened. To ahow you how it can be
done: Mr. Roiaeve4t'i $l.500,000.000
addltlona. appropriation la being re
quested for the fLoal year beginning
July 1. It will be augmented by an
untold amount of appropriations Wt
over from thla flacal year. Thlt com
bined unknown amount la far more
than enough to carry on for eeven
month at a rat of expenditure
much higher than the ex ting rat,
By that time the election will be over,
congress will bs bacx. It will be rYb-
I r,1r' "ln' an' ,ny deficiency tor
tn remslnder of the fiscal year can
obtained,
I " o!l "P' example
which teachers used. Mr. Roosevelt
has an unknown quantity of relief
japples In his pocket. He Is asking
I congress for one and a ball million
19. Soboba means hot water.
the men are at work somewhere
tearing along through the. dust
full of Indian boys and-girls,
some smiling and waving their
. ,-'
they wish live high with rabbit
for breakfast. But in our week
- There are rabbits in the woods
San Jacinto, where we took our
ago. The boy in the hotel bar
a rabbit. The season is closed
' . .
find the pro at the golf course
found doesn't pay. Unless one
the overhead is too high. In
more. No one oan poaalbly anawer
how many apple that la, but every
one It no we it la enough. Any pupil
will be correct who taye: No voter
wilt be permitted to go hungry.
Not Tha conference of mayors
demanded a,34AO,000.000 as a bed
rocJt minimum fedenal relief appro
priation. Thla figure U aa good
gueM aa iny aa to what actually will
be spent.
Thoae who read between the llnea of
Mr, Roosevelt 'a meatutge saw an an
ewer to three Republican presidential
poeaiblllUea. The dig at aovemor
Landon of Kansas was barely con
cealed in ft generality about the "few
etatea" which shirk relief reajonslbll
It les. But the president dlsoioid
more Indirectly what was on his mind
about Senator Borah's sntl-truet is
sue by promlatng enforcement. In a
way, also, he said what ha thoight
about Mr. Hoorer's pet Issue of local
relief. He devoted some attention to
other Hoover beliefs.
The rererencea seemed to confirm
the story current in congreesionaJ
ckuXroom that Mr. Roosevelt expects
his opponent to be one of those three
men.
When Mr. Roosevelt was preparing
his relief message, be called upon
three different government bureau
to submit confidential estimates of
unemployment. They did, and there -by
caused a presidential headache.
The three guesses were so far apart
as to illustrate, nothing except le-ck
Acknowledge about that subject.
The figures finally used by the
preaifnt are supposed to have been
an average of the tnree bad guesses.
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M D.
signed letters pertaining to personal nesltb and nyglene not to disease
dlsgnosls or treatment will be snsaered by Or. Brady If a stamped self-addressed
envelope Is enclosed. Utters should be brief and written In ink
Owing to the large number ot letters received only a few can be answered.
No reply can oe made to queries not conforming to Instructions. Address Dr
William Brady, 28s Kl Camlno Beverly Hills. Cal. .
SOME OLD FOGY
t A while ago there passed a man
who had had a successful career In
business entirety through his own
determination.
sell denial and
ability, and no
thanks to fancy
education or as
e 1 a t a nee from
any one else.
Being so en
grossed In his
business. this
m a n naturally
lagged a bit In
keeping inform
ed of the pro
gress of the
. . , world. He . re
tained tome quaint notions up to
the day of hla passing. One notlcn
was that respectable women do not
crop their hair. Another wa that
no nice girl ever smokes'. So his
adult daughters t never dared . - to
have their hair bobbed, and they
did all their smoking on the sly.
That was deplorable. After all, is
a lady so desires, there Is no reason
why she shouldn't have her hair
clipped or take up smoking or drink,
ing or" chewing no more reason,
that is, than there is why a man
should not do these, things. This
business man smoked, and enjoyed
a drink occasionally. I don't know
how he would have taken it if his
wife had ever evinced a desire to
Join him In a smoke or a drink. But
he dldn t show his daughters the re.
apect father owes his children.
When those girls reached the age of
21 they were entitled to be treated
as women grown, and not as Irre
sponsible children If. then, they
elected to take up emoklng. chewing,
drinking, nudism, radicalism or-what-
not, It was father's duty to express
his wishes, whatever they were, and
then leave it to the girls to choose
their own course. At least that Is
the way it seems to me. I may be
all wrong.
A mother writes that her son,
aged IB, will leave for college pres
ently, and she asks me to give her
a list of books that I think of most
interest for a boy of that age to
read. The boy smokes some, which
she supposes is no special sin.
I'm stumped. I don t know of a
book to suggest. Do ycu? If you
know of any books to suit the pur
pose I'll be grateful, for the Informs,
tlon. I advised the mother that if
the boy Is In earnest he will defer
his smoking and drinking and other
unnecessary Indulgences or doubt
ful luxuries until he Is fully grown
up and able to take care ot himself.
How can any one dependent on an
other for support or education have
the cheek to burn money like tnaw
Unless the beneficiary is Just using
the benefactor. A youth not yet
through college and dependent on
his parents or others to support him
until he Is through school and able
to support himself shows a yellow
streak when he cultivates luxurious
or extravagant habits. Such a play
boy would be better off if put out
at whatever work he can get now.
NEW YORK
DAY BY DAY
By O. O. Mcintyre
NEW YORK, March 20. Thoughts
while strolling: Grand quotation
from the Oxford Dictionary: "Cor
rect English is
the slang of
prigs." Kingpin
of the Irish smll
ers: Steve Han
nagan. Always
expect a sculp
tor somehow to
have a shock of
white hair. Per
fect artist modol
for a Rotarlan
Bud Kelland.
Best of the
Kipling tributes:
"He made words
obey him. Imagine Vincent Astor
with the first name of Zeke, Or Polly
Moran with Hortense. Left at the
post, Blrvg Crosby has caught up in
that radio Job indeed is almost out
front. Most thrilling radio-moment:
Helen Keller talking on Rudy Val
lee's hour.
Erroll Plynn ought to look totay
in one of those white satin lined
Inverness things. That one wheel
cyclist, Boy poy, is a dandy Jitters
starter. Add expert hecklers: Bill Hal
llgan. No one has attatned Diamond
Jim's flair for making a dramatic
entrance In a restaurant.
Who remembers when ft Waldorf
head porter had the best paying of
the hotel Jobs? Study in aristocratic
dignity: Anne Morgan. When fuuler
hats are made, Morris Guest will wear
them. Only two out of eleven lent
night at a dinner knew the meaning
of onomatopoeia. No fair looklngl
Jumping Jack in a box come to
life: A. C. Blumenthal. Boys in the
early 40 s sow the heaviest crop of
wild oats. At least around New York,
Most of my life I've answered letter
on hotel stationery. And now Emily
post or someone says nothtng Is so
gauche or parsimonious. Law m.
pool
Stuff modern: Sir Charles and
Lady Mendl, the former tints De
Wolfe, have improved on the 18 years
ago marital idea of Fanny Hurst. Tne
The Mendls lire on separate contin
ents and see each other once a year
Sometimes at their home in Versatile
and sometime the St. RetMn in N?w
York.
It strikes me that all juveniles re
fusing to pass the age of S9 could
profit by a study of Oeorge M. Co
han's career. The most agile and en
thusiastic of the dancing boys, nf
accepted the inevitable touch of
years with becoming adaptability.
Pi
L ft
IE
NOTIONS ABOUT LIFE.
and his college joafing Indefinitely
postponed. Mind, I'm writing this
with my pipe going no, no, this Hi
my recreation hour.
Further I promised this mother
that If the boy himself will write
me I'll be, happy to send him a lit
tle monograph about sex physiology
and hygiene that I have for boys
who, ask for such .advice. Also if
the boy has any problems and cares
to confide In me I'll advise him as
I'd want my son advised in similar
circumstances. That, I think, will
be more satisfactory fcr the boy
than any book I have seen, tho I
may have some old fogy notions
about this myself, for I haven't seen
any books along that line for several
years now.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
Tomatoes versus Potatoes.
. In an article on vitaman defic
iency you mentioned a diet used
by Hindhede and said it consisted
of 11 pounds of tomatoes with about
VA pounds of Graham bread ana
about B ounces of oleomargarln
daily. Obviously the eleven pounds
was a misprint and probably you
meant to sy potatoes, not toma
toes . . . E. A.
Answer No. that is correct. Eleven
pounds of tomatoes would yield ap
proximately 1160 calories. Approxi
mately 2ii pounds of potatoes would
yield the same number of calories.
The. diet, adhered to for four days,
produces a urine having t a high
solvent power for uric acid. Hindhede
recommended a "back to the farm"
diet consisting of Graham bread,
potatoes, milk and fruit as an ex
cellent all-around health diet.
Canker Sores.
In your column I notice mention-
ed as remedies for canker sores, dally i
touching with tincture of iodln and
glycerin half and half, washing
mouth with boric acid aolution, and
applications of powdered borax. May
I report the very satisfactory treat
ment a physician gave me applica
tion of powdered perborate or soaa
to the sores . . . R. P.
Answer Thank you. With three
such remedies available for canker
sores, life ought to be quite endur
able now.
Removing Tonsils Without Surgery.
I am informed you have a method
of removing tonsils without surgery.
It would mean a great deal to me
. . . Mrs. M. B.
Answer Diathermy extirpation
(electro-coagulation) Is a bloodless
method, the physician giving the
series of six to a dozen treatments
In his office at perhaps weekly in
tervals, with no more discomfort or
risk for the patient than Is Involved
In ordinary dental treatments, for
instance. No general anesthesia; . no
hospitalization; no hemorrhage. The
better physicians everywhere use
this method.
(Copyright, 1936, John P. Dllle Co.)
Ed. Note: Person wishing to
communlcoate with Or. Brady
should send letter direct to Dr
William Brady. M. D.. 2G5 El ,
Cnmlnn. Rrvcrly Hills, Calif.
And when many winters frosted his
thinning hair he slipped Into elderly
roles and became the foremost por
trayer of the male parent. This win
ter, for instance, he has been starring
in "Dear Old Darting." Rosseau once
wrote. "Oblivion Is the Inevitable
harvest of evading the consequence
of years."
The original crooner came back to
a Broadway floor show a few weeks
ago to receive belated acclaim. He
was crooning In melodious, murmur
ous husk when Rudy Vallee was six-,
year old Hubert capering around in
whatyoucalllts unaware that he and
his long parade of imitators would
some day be pltty-pattlng hearts all
over the land. I refer to Beeny Fields,
long In support of Blossom Seeley In
vaudeville. Benny began in the back
room of a Chicago estamlnet and the
metier he originated Is exactly the
same as that of the crop of crooners
that skipped a decade and became
a rage. Now at 60 and bespectacled.
Fields has become ace crooner of a
crooning age.
Blossom Seeley, as well as Fields,
belongs to the vanishing true troup
ers of old time vaudeville. Today shJ
is still a study In the superb sort of
showmanship that marks Sophie
Tucker, Eugene and Willie Howard
and Herb Williams. She carols coon
songs in fiery red gowns, swaying and
waving enormous fans and with a
precision In timing that suggests
clock works. Vaudeville patrons never
tired watching her familiar rlgamar
ole. It was attraction for the rou:
tine ot the established standard acts
that kept vaudeville going long af
ter It as outmoded as entertain
ment. The Dutch Treat is the only social
club that has not suffered in mem
bership during the depreion. i.
meets for lunch every Tuesday at a
mid-town hotel and those who skip
three In a row without good excuses
of being out of town or a doctor's
certificate of illness are no longer
members. Composed of writers! and
artists chiefly. Its guests of honor
weekly are newly arrived celebrities.
And not od la iiiUoUueed without
being verbally skinned and well salt
ed. Only one. a Britisher, ever got
angry. And did he get both barrels!
Snlfling a scent of Spring today. 1
went shopping for my seasons! neck
tie. But from now on I shop alone
I rKiMaiiifd to the clerk my llklnu
for a blue polka dot. He Inquired If
I preferred lar or small speckles.
The lady with me purrd: "Anythln?
dotty la bound to please hlmt"
WINDOW GLASS We sell wlnova
ias and trill replace your orokT
windows reasonably Trowbridge Ct
inet Work.
Are rou a memoer ot
tnelwyn B Hrfmann'a
HCXilKHY CLUB?
Joan Now.
Comment
on the
Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
BILL White, whq sells paper for
Crown-Willamette, big coast pa
per manufacturer, was In southern
Oregon yesterday on his way back
from a three-months vacation In
southern California.
One is inclined at first to say en
viously: "The lucky stiff ,'f but this
is the first vacation BUI has had in
ten years, so he probably has earn
ed it. -Ten
years is a long time.
BILL and Mrs. White spent six
weeks at palm Springs, ritzy des
ert resort across the mountains from
Los Angeles, but he Is still able to
recognize his friends up In. thta
country, so apparently It did htm
no harm, t
- Palm Springs, he says, is great go-
tng in the winter season, but in the
summer the thermometer and. the
population are pretty much equal-
both about 150 in the shade.
In the summer, both STAY In the
shade. If the thermometer got out in
the" sun'it would blow a gasket and
If the. population got away from the
shade It would wither up and die.
THE weather, in the six weeks BUI
was there, was about 100 per cent
sunshine, nobody getting any free
meals for cloudy days. It was warm
and delightful while the sun was up.
but . when the sun went down the
temperature dropped around 30 de
grees. FROM Palm Springs, out in the
desert, they went on to La Jolla
(pronounced LaHoya, it should be
explained for he benefit of us poor
devils who can't afford to go. there -and
find out at first hand).
La Jolla 1 a suburb of San Diego,
and while there BUI was reminded
of A. D. Moe, who used to run the
Hood River Glacier, one of the best
country weeklies In Oregon. A. D., In
his later years, spent about thr
months every winter in the south,
and one year, Just after he had re
turned, BUI asked him: -
"A. D., what do you like best about
your winter's stay In San Diego?"
And A. D. answered:
"At least four cords of good fire
wood I" . -
BOY, wasn't he telling the truth I
Down in sunny southern Call
fornia, they have to maintain tho
fiction, that it is ALWAYS warm and
balmy, for if the tourists suspected
anything to the contrary they might
stay at home with their own good
furnaces. Then"these southern Call
fornlans hate about four times as
bad to buy fuel as we do up here,
for it costs about four times as much.
So when it gets cold (as it does
about every night) they put on a bold
front, unbutton their vests in pub
lic, and twitter to every tourist they
meet: "My, Isn't this a LOVELY eve
ning?" (Then, this writer has always sus
pected, they go home, beat up the
wife, kick the cat, and crawl into
bed and pull the covers up around
their necks to get warm).
SOUTHERN Camornla Is & lovely
spot In the winter, and It la not
the Intention here to cast any bricks
at It, for it is delightful. But It would
be a darned sight more delightful if
they would'build a fire on the chilly
evenings Instead tff pretending that
fires are never needed.
BILL enjoyed his stay In the south,
but remained a loyal Oregonlan.
Just before he left, he was asked: !
"How do you like Southern Call- j
fornia as compared with Oregon?"
"About ten to two," he replied; '
"ten months in Oregon and two in
Southern California."
Cincinnatus Will
Confine Ambition
PORTLAND, Ore., March 20. (API
The new order of Cincinnatus will
confine its municipal election candi
dacies in Portland to two posts of
city commissioner, the group decided
in session here.
Attorney R, C. Hoeber was nomin
ated. The other nominee will be
chosen later. Harvey Benson, nomin
ating chairman, said he believed the
Seattle Cincinnatus group "might
have won with their commission can
didate" If they hadn't nominated a
mayor in addition.
Weather
Northern California: Cloudy to
nlstht and Saturday, becoming unset
tled; cooler In the Interior Saturday;
moderate changeable wind off the
const, becoming southerly.
Oregon: Increasing cloudiness to
night and Saturday; unsettled west
portion, cooler west Saturday: increas
Itut southerly wind off the r.-.r.r.t.
DOES BLADDER
WEAKNESS
WAKE YOr VP
In four days your drusalst will ie
turn your a 5c tf not pleased. Drive
out the excels acids and waste which
cause the irritation resulting In sleep
less nights, frequent desire, scanty
flow, burning or backache. Use burhu
leaves. Juniper oil. etc , made into
little green tablets called Bukers
They work on the bladder similar to
castor oil on the bowels. Oet your
recuNr sleep It's nature's greater
restorative. Henth's Drug Store, Jar
mln i Drug Store.
Luther Emphatic
tm?. v 1
Dr. Hans Luther, German ambas
sador to the United States and the
man who signed the Locarno Pact
for Germany, Is shown In sri action
pose as he explained Hitler's action
in the reoccupation with troops of
the banned Rhineland area. (Asso
elated Press Photol .
Picked For Role
This beauty from Tucumcarl, N
M., Bessie Patterson, 18, was picked
by Blng Crosby from the entrant!
of five southwestern states to ap
pear with him In a film dealing
with the range. (Associated Press
Photo)
May Aid Indians
Dave Winkelman (above), high
ichool coach at Fort Worth, Tex.,
may be appointed backfleld coach of
the Stanford football team. He wss
expected to confer with Stanford
officials concerning the post, for
merly filled by Ernie Nevers, new
head coach at Lafayette. (Aaaoclat
ed Press Photol
Notice
Having purchased the Gold Hill
Meat Market I will not be .responsible
for S. W. Parks bill after March 4.
W. L. Stanton.
xi '
HEATH'S
EH
DRUG SPECIALS
Wyeths Collyrium .49c
Pierce's Favorite Prescription. . . .$1.16
Williams Shaving Cream .29c
West's Tooth Brushes 47c
Agarol
Vitrate . .$1.39
Super D Codliver Oil 89c
200 Squibb Aspirin 69c
lOcc U 40 Insulin $1.41
Sparklett Syphon Bulbs, 12s .75c
ST 37 45c
Scholl's Corn Plasters....' 21c
Prophylactic Tooth Brushes , .39c
Cutex . 3lc
Unpuentine 39c
Pepscdent Tooth
Alka Seltzer
Trusses Fitted
The Store
Thnt Fills
Prescriptions
DRUG
(JHV.
"as
Flight 'o Time
Medford and, Jackson County
history from the flies of the
Mall Tribune 10 and 20 jears
ago.
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
.March 20, 1920
(It was Saturday)
Spring gardening in full swing la
city.
Anti-Saloon league and Democratic
party condemn straw votes as "unre
liable." Heaviest smudge of season vlslU
valley.
Baseball team to hold first practise;
game of season tomorrow at the fair
grounds. T -
Heat wave over mid -west and south.
Three - Charleston contests to be
held coming week.
Counterfeit 10 bills reported ( la
city. , .
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
. March 20, 1916
(It was Monday)
Editorial declares, "The reactionary
Republicans of Oregon favor Charles
E. Hughes for president."
Commercial club at meeting pro
poses issuance of -bonds for building
of extension of Bullla street car line
to the Blue Ledge mine.
American troops In Mexico chasing
Bandit Villa stop at Chihuahua.
Bill to double strength of American
army passes senate. . .
H.-.me owners urged V spray to kin
dandelions.
School board decides to give O'-.ro
Klum a raise if W will continue a
high school coach. .
World Religion
At Crossroads
PORTLAND, Ore., March 20. (AP
World religion "Is at a critical
point,", Dr. Robert M. Hopkins told.
Interviewers here. .
Dr. Hopkins, who Is secretary of tha
world's Sunday School association.
said "We are fighting letargy In some
quarters and active opposition in
others." He is on a nation-wide tour
In the interests of tho International
Sunday School convention at Oslo.
Norway, in July.
CCC Workers Find
Oldest Elk Dead
' PORTLAND, March 20. (AP)
Oregon lost another ploneed today
a huge cow elk.
Jt was found dead by CCC wqrkera
In Clatsop county. Frank Wire, sUta
game supervisor, said "So far as I
know It was the oldest elk In the
state. It was One of the original stock
of the Jackson Hole herd placed in
northwestern Oregon in 1912 or 1913.
Friday Unlucky
For Galice Man
GALICE. March 20. (Spl.) Friday
the 13th was not a lucky day for
some Galioe people.
One woman while washing her hus
band's glass eye, dropped it and tha
eye broke in many pieces. The near
est place to order another eye was at
Medford which la a distance of about
90 miles, round trip. Her husband
Ordered three new eyes so that when
another eye sitps w the floor and
breaks, he will be prepared without
ha'lig to make the long trip to Mel
ford, i
Buckingham's Ice cream, Candy ss
Party Specials The Crest. 230 S. Cent.
ON TiWS-ToO,
OAILV 37
$1.09
Paste 38c
49c
by nil Expert
Ladies'
Re9t Eoom
in Basement
STORE
9 sW 4' 1
UHQE CAN I
u Buy A ST I OMLV 37 I
IofTiRESA wteKZl
(Reduce
Oids . . . $1.79