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"NfEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFOKD. OREGON. FRIDAY, MARCH 13. 1936.
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry,
ThU la Friday tbe 13th (My Gra
cious). You got by the last one, so
you wlU probably , make) It to the
next one, come next November.
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The three White Leghorn chicken
that have been roving the business
area, unhindered, for three months,
yesterday came under the admiring
scrutiny of a preacher. ..
"Anything Goes" la on tap at the
O. Hunt magic lantern show, and s
casual glance down the road proves
J.
e e e
' John Fuller of Ashland has met
the enemy, and the postofflce ts
his. Congrata, John.
Residents of Tachata, Ore., com
plain to the Governor that revels
In their community border on the
awful, and report a merrymaker who
creates havoc on swlga of milk and
gasoline. A gent able to survive this
potion, no doubt would amount to
something, If once headed in the
right direction. At present. It Is
nothing much but a gay and
semi -Id to tic Indifference, (or the
lining of' his stomach. Such rugged
Individualism la worthy of a higher
aim, than raising hell Saturday night
In a village with one policeman
' Re probably belongs to that stub
born type that maintains the state
. saloons sell no better whiskey than
the late bootleggers once brought
tbem.
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Science hae discovered a way to
smoke tobacco without burning It.
The need aeema to be for a tobacco
that can be chewed without expec
tore ting.
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A GENIUS GBOW3 TIMID)
(Long Creek (Ore.) Items)
The local weather man, R. O.
Crowley, has missed the weather
twice and has sworn off giving
- any Information on the future
weather. He has been local au
thority for several yeara without
any mistakes so he Is turning
the Job back to the weather bu
reau where they can get many
mistakes without hurting any
thing. e
The esteemed Salem Capital-Jour
nal has discovered the height of
political snidery, amid the horde of
candidates seeking to hornswoggle
the Old Folks out of their votes, via
the Townaend plan. He Is the "100
per cent, paid up Townaend club
member." The same periodical is
curious to know what platform they
will be "running on four yearn from
now." It would be Just aa Interest
ing to know what platform they
were running on four years ago.
French diplomat, in high fear of
Germany, announce "a preventive
war," and "a ftflht for peace." Both
phrases sound Brain Trustish, and
are on the order of "upending your
self rich," or creating more pork by
killing all the little pig".
Democratic chieftains returning to
Salem from a tour of southern Ore
gon counties report they caught a
glimpse of one scared Republican
running screws the road In front
of their auto, apparently blinded by
the headlights.
t
'let i nittta.r..
Mr, Thornton laughed, "Hal Hal
Hal"
Michael laughed even louder, but
It was more 0f a "Hoi Hot Hoi"
"He! Hel He!" cackled Samuel
Barley.
The new ueat burst Into long
guffaws. He showed himself to be a
good guffawer.
"Teel teel tee!" Mrs. Walker tit
tered. "Hul Hu! Hill' Mr. Tangreen hew
ed, without knowing exactly what
It was all about.
(All Fiction Mg El net
Editorial Correspondence
Ashland To Have
Annual Egg Hunt
ASHLAND, . Mirrh IS. (Spl.l
Children from ,11 of Jnrknon county,
t well aa Klamath rail, and north
ern California have been Invited to
attend tlif ninth annual egg hunt
to be put on br the A.hland Amerl.
can Legion En.ter Sunday morning.
It haa been announced by the com.
ml I tee In charge. The committee la
to be assisted by the B.iy ScMlta. aa
In former year,, it u announced
at a Legion meeting In th. LI tin a
City Tuesday.
Cat Mall Tribuua want ada.
SOBOBA HOT SPRINGS, Calif.t March 11. This U a con
tinuation from yesterday of the Mail Tribune's new serial which
micht be captioned Ye editor shoots a 72."
But what a difference just a few hours make. It's all in
the mood. In fact life is merely a succession of moods. And
they have a way of changing. Yesterday we were all steamed
up over a 72 and yielded to a mood of what we fear, in the
cold Cray dawn of the morning attcr, was one or rather inton
tile exuberance. We had broken an 80 for the first time in 30
years of persistent endeavor, and just gave way to our feelings,
wtih the firm determination of embalming that history shatter
ing accomplishment forever in the files of Jackson county's
official newspaper, from the first hole to the last But today-
well it's another day and a different one. No one is interested
in golf at least no one around here and probably no one in
southern Oregon. As to Chief Althouse he didn't even ' come
into the dining room until practically every one had left. And
there were sweet little bouquets of nasturtiums in earthen
jars on each and every table 1
Thus are one's fondest illusions shattered on .the granite
cliffs of bitter experience 1 It was ever thus. The only certain
thine about life is its uncertainty. Speaking from personal
experience there is only one constant thing in this mundane
existence, that is the expected utiVba nappens. inis tor
tunately applies as well to the things we dread, as to the things
we anticipate. It is no doubt the law of compensation. As
individuals we dote on extremes. But Nature doesn't. Nature
is forever seeking a balance.' If the things we fear in the
imagination were also suffered ; if the things we enjoy in antici.
pation were also realized, well there would be no equilibrium
life would be lop-sided, which the powers that be, decreed it
shouldn t be. Or so it appears to us this bright but unpoetic
March day morning. At any rate no publio notice was taken
of Ye Editor's achievement at dinner last night. So that's that.
And the world will probablv never know just what happened
on those other 15 holes. Which is perhaps just as well. For
we had 3's on the first three holes and ended up with an
average of 4 s. But (there he goes again) we did get a 721, .
We took a motor bus'down here from Los Angeles Monday
afternoon. Which is some distinction. In fact we are the first
motor bus customer Soboba has had this year. There are only
two busses from L. A. to Heraet per day, and they only stop
at Soboba on call. Which accounts no doubt for the fact our
bus was full, and the only empty seat we could secure was next
to a Piute Indian. He had everything on but his war paint
! His long black hair coarse like a horse's tail flowed over the
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by a stunning bend beret, with horses and butterflys woven in
red and blue. His limbs were encased in plain L. A. pants, but
draped over a pair of beaded moccasins, and he had enough
silver and turquoise jewelry scattered over his person, to sink
a battleship. In fact at first we thought perhaps he was a
jewelry salesman, for he kept taking off his rings and putting
them back again, adjusting his bracelets and arm rings, so we
prepared ourselves for some sales resistance. But he said
nothing about selling them at reservation prices, in fact for a
long time he said nothing about anything.
Which of course is characteristic of Indians. They are pic
turesque to look at, but our experience has been they are ter
ribly dumb. If they have any ideas they are very averse to
expressing them. Our own considered opinion is by and large
they HAVEN'T any. They are decorative, fine to put in pic
tures or in front of cigar stores, but a total loss hs travelling
companions, or, we imagine, companions of any sort.
At least this one was. Not that he answered our attempts
at starting conversation with the conventional grunts ani
"ughs." He wasn't that kind of an Indian. He said "Yep"
and "Nope" and "Uh huh" like any up-to-date American. He
simply wasn't interested. And then just as we were approach
ing Riverside and had long sinco given him up as hopeless he
asked if we had seen the last burlesque show at the Burbnnk
theatre in h. A. (he cnlled it h. A.), and upon our reply in the
negative proceeded to give us a word picture of what we had
missed, in the accepted idiom of a sex-thwarted sailor boy,
nfler a three day bust, in the last port of call. Now we have
no prejudice against the old fashioned burlesque, and do
understand they flourish on Main street, Ijos Angeles, in all
tho pristine splendor of the early days in Butte, Montana, but
we do object to having thorn retniled to us second hand. In
fact there is nothing we can think of that bears repetition
less than a hnnkey tonk burlesque. It is something one should
experience first hand, or not meddle with at all. Fortunately
the Piute Boccaccio dehhrked at Riverside, and we were glad
to take ti sent in the smoking compartment in the rear where
the windows were open.
There is a decidedly Indisn atmosphere here at Soboba but
it is chiefly architectural and we Bhould say very good too.
The great golf star is ensconced in solitary grandeur in an
adobe edifice, of bnro poles, cement and dried marsh grass
called "Sonoma." Next door is the Piute, the Siwash and the
"Shasta" which sounds like home. There are a flock of them
nil perched on the side of the mountain like swallows' nests.
The flower girl we took for an Indian we have since discovered
is a Mexican. In fact there are no Indians here now. The
Mexican golf pro says there are a few Palm Springs and a few
"Dirt" Indians around this part of the country but no Piutes
as far as ho has ever heard. So that makes our motor bus
companion a linr as well. There is no doubt to which of the
two tribes above ITE belonrs. R. W. R.
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M D.
I ' Fluah, the famoua dog star of Kath I Barrett of Wlmpole Street." la UtIii her Beekman Place home In New
' erlne Corneli a production of "The I In retirement with Mlaa Cormll lr. I City.
Tort
Signed letter, pertaining to personal health and hygiene not to dlaeaae
dlagnoala or treatment will be mattered by Or. Brady If a .tamped aeJf-ad-dresaed
envelope la encloaed. Letter! mould be brief and written In ink
Oaring to the Urge number of letter, received only few can be answered
No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instructions. Address Dr
William Brady, 265 El Camlno. Beverly HIUs, Cat. . '.
EXERCISE AND CORPULENCY.
I aald the other day that aa the
slacker flesh of the corpulent lndl
vldual begin to melt away, under
a rational lea-
eenlng regimen,
there la a natu
ral 1 n c 1 In at ton
for the patient
to Indulge in
more physical ac
tivity than he or
she haa been ao
customed to,
while eubmerged
in fat. This In
creased activity,
of course devel
ops m u a u c lar
tissue. M u a o 1 e
weighs more than fat; but takes up
leas room. The new muscle must be
taken Into consideration aa a factor
affecting body weight. In the mili
tary training campe during the
World War It was observed tnat
thousands of young men from white
collar Jobs, clerks, stenographers,
office boys, executives, salesman,
showed a marked decrease In bulk,
all body measurements, along with
an actual Increase in body weight.
In the first few months of their
training. More muscle. These youths
became more slender, more graceful.
So let no woman worry about exer
cise, active play or work with the
muscles making her too large or
ungainly. That doesn't happen. On
the contrary. ,
Some Dumb Dora who had gained
distinction for her swimming and
then sought to capitalize her fame,
told whoever listens to such words
of wisdom that ahe feared swim
ming spoiled a woman's figure, made
It too atrong or bulky or gave her
broad shoulders or something. Really
there ought to be a law prohibiting
unqualified persons from offering
the public advice about health.
Short of such testa of endurance
aa marathon races, there Is no ordi
nary exercise, game, play or athletic
activity - which an oversize adult
may not advantageously enjoy, pro
vided his or her own physician doea
not Interdict It for a particular rea
son. Just one form of exercise tends
to develop massive muscles, and
that Is fool stunts such aa weight
lifting or similar strains recommend
ed to gullible young men by mall-
order physical culture humbugs.
These strong-man stunts are objec
tionable, not meerly because they
produce hypertrophy of certain num.
cles. but because they make one
muscle-bound, clumsy. Inefficient.
The overgrown muscles become para
sites on bodily vitality. The profes
sional freak strong man never won
race In his life. He la really a
feeble man. He reminds me of little
old Tony the Wlrlsh Terror gosh.
how fierce and dangerous a wlrehalr
can look, hut In a set-to with an
other dog. big or little, he doesn't
live up to hi) ad.
The young woman who avoids rid
lng, swimming, tennis, basketball,
athletics, dancing, skating, hiking
and other physical activities In the
fear that these exercises tend to
coawn the figure, is badly edu
cated. Flabby, alouchy, dumpy
that'a the way a woman Is bound
to look If she long avoids such 'dally
exercise. Indeed It Is only by keep
ing up a reasonable participation In
these physical activities . that she
may hope to retain, or by resuming
them to regain, anything like the
grace and buoyancy of youth. Or
the man either, for that matter.
If a design for dwindling Is sound
physiological, beneficial to health
and not harmful as are most popu
lar reduction methods. It should
make one feel more Inclined to take
and enjoy a reasonable amount of
exercise every day.
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Ban neiiwii. i inieiiii intu..iiai.u ,nn u n i m m i, an ill) w u WJ i; n J&m
mi.l.n..iiiMiw.i.ir11ki'ni7i;,l.-i,.IM.ia i si... - mm i m 1 ataa.-a.tt3J
OILY A FEW DAYS LEFT
I
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
Smaller and Better.
Tou aald a fair test of a reduc
tion regimen la whether one follow
ing It feels better . or worse, what
do you mean feel better? I have lost
seven pounds In two months on the
diet, but I feel half dead
and . . . Mrs. A. T. R.
Answer And that prove the diet
la not properly adspted to your
needs. A sound reduction diet makes
you feel better, whether you reduce
much In weight or not.-If It doesn't,
you had better beware. Design for
Dwindling, a booklet giving details
or a sound reduction regimen, mailed
on request If you provide stamped
addressed envelope and Inclose ten
cents In coin. No reason why reduc
tion snouid impair vitality.
Anxiety.
Bon want to get into school.
He had a high pulse and high tem
perature when he was examined.
and waa postponed. On his return
home temperature and pulse were
an right . . . Mrs. v. B.
Answer Perhaps the boy anxiety
caused the heart to speed up. I do
not think anxiety would account
for an actual rise of temperature.
Epithelioma.
Disturbed over growth on side of
nose. First thought It wa pimple.
out now it is angry red, spongy,
rough. I am 38 years old and have
two children to raise . . . Mrs.
O. O. ' ,
Answer Don't worry. Let vour doc
tor remove the growth or obliterate-
It with electrode.sslcatlon or destroy
It with X-ray. Foolish to allow It
to remain untreated while you worry
about the possibility of cancer.
(Copyright. 1836. John F. Dllle Co.)
Ed. Note: Persons wishing to
communlcoate with Dr. Brady
should send letter direct to Dr
William Brady, M. D.. 2B5 El
Camlno. Beverly Hills. Calif.
NEW YORK
DAY BY DAY
By O. O. Mclntyre
a I. , -vyj
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NEW YORK, March 13. Thoughts
while strolling: You new think of
Orahsm McNamee with that boom
ing voloa being
such a little guy.
SuKAtlon : Why
not show the
name of the art
ist In a swell
window dressing
Job? Newest film
sweetheart: Anita
Louise. Runner
up: Joan Marah.
The poeucaj
prodigy, Nathalie
Crane, haa grown
up lo rvwrnble
SMiia rrber. I
like the Eii:lib term swet hrtn -
Joan Bennett enia to have turned
leaner or her talented tribe. Too In
juicy Oxfnrd accent: James Allan
Mollimn. the BritlRh fiver.
loomltvi: Tax strikes What be
came of Nick the a reek I1 rred AaUire
would be a bet for the necktie ad
endorser. Sob itorlee that leave me
cctid: Those about the sad ni!ehi of
little Gloria Vanderbllt, None of the
explorers iWri, the Arvttc Ciivle
like Capt. Bob Bartleu.
City wince: A crstrd calf bawling
through a crowded etreet. Never saw
anyone who looked like W. C. Fields. I
Ben All Hoggin suggests a cavalier
cape, balcony, moonlight and a Span
ish guitar. Dale Carnegie who has
made ao many public speakers out of
the Inarticulate. Lowell Thomas, for
instance.
Put a set of Jddebum on Dudley
Field Malone and you hare John
Bull. And a red light over Prank
Mclntyre" pistol pocket and you
have the back end of a hak. Morn
ing rtnette: Dawn drenching the
sky with pallfuls of light . . . Must
be spring. Or something!
One of radio's earlleat birds la Prod
Pelbel, who broadcasts organ music
fnm the Paramount theater during
sunup hours. For seven years he has
been arising at 40 a. -m. In his
Rlrtgefleld Park. N. J , home to reach
the studio fn time for rehearsal. His
day Is done at a o'clock. He drifted
to the organ rla violin and piano
and only a few yeara ago took organ
seasons. He admits his fingering, al
though achieving marreloue results.
Is not according to Hotle. He Is about
SO and cannot play aattafsctorUy
without puffing a big black cigar.
Perhaps the rudeat audience ges
ture In the theater was accompltahed
at the opening of tlx til. fated show
Dd Wynn produced recently. The
tense moment in a plot that df-alt
with mercy killing mas when a lethal
dose was administered. The audience
waa In breathlesa suspense when
someone perpetrated a loud ankle
dep snore A titter followed, but the
players atrviggd valiantly on. It was
believed the Jealous contribution of
some enemy of a m'mber of the cant.
tazzler shrines of hoteldom. There Is,
for Instance, The Go them, one of the
sedate established Inns on the ave
nue. Its manner Is strictly mid-Victorian,
richly aristocratic and leisure
ly. Lavender and old lace ladles who
circle the pork In Jewel-box, horse-
drawn closed carriages live there.
Also the crispy white mustached late
afternoon loungers of club windows.
But The Gotham's clientele also In
cludes Tallulah Bankhead. Will Rog
ers' daughter Mary, Blllle Burke, G.
Stern, B ram well Fletcher. Helen
Chandler, Somerset Maugham and O.
yes, the No. 1 man -about -town of
Oalllpolli. Oh!o, Frank R. Vance.
One of the publicity ladles for a
publishing house, probably fed up
blurblng the handiwork of others so
extravagantly, has atepped out and
turned In a novel herself! A first lit
erary shot p! In king the gong. She Is
Ramona Herdman, an upstate girl
with a Syracuse, N. Y., newspaper
experience when she Joined the bally
hoo brigade at Harper'a. Her book la
"A Time for Love." About a newspa
perman who became a magazine edi
tor and tried to keep up with being
a father, husband, lover and son
along with his drinking. Personal
opinion: The best trial performance
of a novelist In five years.
I was wondering today what hap
pened to the beret, once so swanky
and now as passe as the celluloid
rosebud In the lapel. The first beret
I ever saw was worn by Byron Chand
ler, on shipboard, during his million
aire kid days when he waa always
Jumping the gun a bit on fashion.
He also carried the first swagger stick
I ever saw.
A delightful little oM man In our
neighborhood at 80 Is spruce and.
although quite deaf, larkieh. I noticed
he was without his usual escort, a
paid companion, today. I looked
questlonlngly. "Slipped my leash," he
cackled. And added: "I'm headed for
Mlnskys.' Bless him!
Eleven Democrats attend meeting
to "map fall and spring campa'gn."
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
March 13, WJ6
(It waa Monday)
American troops over Mexican bor
der In chase of Bandit Villa.
French recapture lost ground at
Verdun.
H, D. Reed and Martin Johnson of
Gold Hill were business visitors In the
city today.
Medford schools will close May 23
for vacation.
The Grizzly Hiking club will climb
Mt. BaJdy next Sunday.
Eastern capitalist buy Highland
mine on Foots creek.
Kaiser ousts Admiral Von Tlrplre,
In effort to avoid breach with Amer
ica o'er submarine warfare.
Carole MuM Kent
HOLLYWOOD. Ca., March 13.
(AP) Carole Lombard haa been
ordered home for a rest of several
weeks, because of a relapse the blonde
film star suffered when she returned
to work too quickly after an attack
of Influenza.
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Flight 'o Time
Medford and Jarkscn Count)
history from tbe flies or the
Mall Tribune 10 and to rear
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TEN VF.AHS AOO TODAY
Much 13, 1920
(It was Saturdsv
Tslent district (trowrra orftanlre to
gri better market and prices.
PLACE YOUR ORDERS HOW!
1 2-in.
For GREEN
16-i
in.
Oredtne work started on Sams Val
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New rrade whool at A.'hUnd lo be
called "Lincoln school.
Medford hln easily dlU A torn
In first came of consolation series
Al MelTln. substitute for M-Mford,
rune wild and hravrs etiiht baskets.
Warm apell Iitte the vaUey
mercury rifting to 71 dfyrs.
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Failure of prohibition blamed on
Andrew Mf'.lon. secretary of treasury,
by nti-'Alooa league caaer.
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