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fEDrORD IQLTL TRIBUNE, M"EDFORD, OREGON". MONDAY. JANUARY 27. 19.fi.
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By Arthur Perry.
The Constitution, m written by
th rounding father.. U In need oi
ehsnglng, In th opinion of numer
mu letter-writing sav.nta, to the
Milton of Portland paper.. The
document la alleged to function after
th. manner of a Modal T, conflict
with Brain Trutt notion., and. worst
of all. 1 "aged and bewhl.kered."
"It needa tha fire of youth," one
would-be tlnk.rar with the founda
tion of government opines. The whis
kers. If any. of the Constitution
should be left aloiw. In the course
of amateur barberlng, It might
marge with a atre am-llned. nose
width, go-to-hell mustache, and no
bat.
Article, for the Incorporation of
Townsendlte., Ine." have be.n filed
at Salem. The Initiation fee la a.
payable right now not when the
300 per month atart. rolling In.
causb nrrrcT."
(Kltklrou News)
sirs. J. W. Journ.jwd orer
Belmon mountain on a mule
Saturday morning to Yreka,
where ahe will remain under a
dootor'a care.
.
The Republican party now con
template "cultivating th. ohurcb
vote in the oomlng oampalgn." Un
less the pastor Is vlgll.nt. the mid
week prayer meeting will degenerate
Into a caucus.
...
Drink cure Institution, report an
Increase In f.mlnln. drunkenness In
the land. It la blamed on the re
peal of prohibition,, and the way
the men have been acting. It seem.
the old-fashioned whiskey tenor la
now a gin soprano.
.
The Older Olrla have com. out
flat-footed against the flat he.l for
their spring footwaar. The cost
thereof la also flattening, brutea of
rttiabanda report.
BniTOR I,Ar OWN BACK.
(John Day Ranger)
The other evening aa we lis
tened to a political addreaa by
our president an Idea waa born
In thla editorial brain. Think of
It, an Idea, we don't get a n.w
Idea Ilka this very often and
you can't blame us for making
a fuss over the matter. Maybe
the Idea la phonay, but we
don't believe ao.
,e
Chickens continue to nonchalantly
rove the Main Stem. Thla I. a trifle
hlrklsh. but a prosperity .ten. Three
year. mo a chicken on the M.ln
Shun would have atarted a food not,
and not traveled a block before land
ing In a frying pan.
Walla Walla ha. a local minstrel
company. Its In the ssme boat
with Pendleton. (Pendleton Bast
Oregonlan) Th. nest and snappy
retort.
An Iowa mother was fined 110 end
ooata last week tor attempting to
apank her IB-year-old daughter. It
aervea her right for not .eeom
pllshlng her laudable purpoa., and
being ten year. late.
The craw for pussywlllowa con
tinues, and are being gathered by
the cord by the womenfolks. No
more enthusiasm could he mani
fested. If tt was against a law to
do It.
aorT.niMNn ms.
(Oregon t', rntrrprlsr)
were taking a ride In Steen's
'ar Saturday, driving out east
of Oregon City. On th. spur of
the moment, they later admitted
the three women decided to pick
up three live turkey, belonging
(they learned lalerl to Csrl Fer
rer of near Uolalla. No aooner
a Id than done. The bird, were
. brought to Oregon City In
Steen'a car. Later the quartet
reallnrd the gravity of the situa
tion, but didn't know how to
return the stolen birds wltttout
getting caught ao they decided
to throw a turkey feed at the
Millard home In Oregon City,
tee
There seems to be a great many
thing wrong wiih the bltaterlng at
tack of Al smith, agslnat the Demo
cratic administration and It. works
It was msliensnt. Jealous, destruc
tive, sour, petty, mean, and delivered
by a man by the name of Smith.
window OLAsa-we sell window
glsss and will replace your erok.o
windows reasonably. Troabridg. Cab
taet Worka.
A I Smith Turns G.O.P.
A POTjITICAI revolution hii occurred. Two nw nttiongl
parties have been born.
If any more evidence were needed, Al Smith aupplied the
same, Saturday night.
Here you have one of the leading Democrat! in the country,
former candidate for President, former Governor, outdoing
the Republicans in taking the hide off the first member of
his OWN party to occupy the White House since the world
war. Extraordinary, ISN'T it!
Certainly no Republican leader, Ogden Mills, Ham Fish,
T. R. jr., or even former President Hoover himselfcould have
attacked the New Deal and President Roosevelt with more vim,
vigor and venom, than did the honor guest of the Liberty
League who only a few years ago, took off his coat and brown
derby, t put Franklin D. Roosevelt in the state house at
Albany.
IJOW comet
Is it just a matter of a
other words is it PERSONAL t
Al wanted to be nominated
the White House, but Franklin
ment and bitterness of heart, is leading Wall Street and the
Liberty League plutocrats, against his former politics? pal and
room mate! Is that ALL there is to this!
'"THAT has something to do
Democrat or Republican,
opinion it was not, in any sense the fundamental reason. Al
had a grudge and still lias one, but he would never have
agreed to fire off the first gun, against the leader of his own
party if his grievance against the present administration and
the New Deal had been purely personal.,
No, Al has his faults, but he isn't as small bore and
piacayune aa that.
""piIE truth is Al and Franklin separated a long time ago pol-
itically, but the former didn't know it. Al deserted 14th
Street and Fulton Market, not only literally but figuratively.
He went Broadway and Park Lane in a big way. He even be
came a little squeemiah about Tammany Hall, and found
greater pleasure in hobnobing with the boys at the City club
or in the twilight splendor of the Knickerbocker bar. In short
the man became, what a great many Progressive young men
become, when they grow older and more affluent, just another
CONSERVATIVE.
THAT'S the REAL answer. Politically speaking, Al Smith
now talks the language of Republicans like Ogden Mills
and Hamilton Fish, not the language of Democrats like Sen.
ator Wagner of New Tork, or Senator Robinson of Arkansas.
He not only thinks their thoughts but he feels their feelings.
lie niay not be a member of the
as the essentials are concerned,
And aa a Conservative, NATURALLY, he doesn't like see
ing an out-and-out anti-Conservative like Franklin D. Roose
velt in tha White House, and has no patience with or under
standing of, a program like the New Deal, which charts an
entirely new road, economically and socially, and if carried
0 lit leaves the congenital Conservative, high and dry on a rock,
incredulous and gasping. 1
IN OTHER words, President Roosevelt has changed the old
Democratic party Into a new Liberal party, and conserva
tive Democrata like Al Smith don't like it and can't forgive
him for it. John W. Davis, Raskob and Shouse, don't like it
either any more than conservative Republicans like Mr. Her
bert Hoover, Governor Landnn of Kansas or Senator Vanden
berg of Michigan.
And who can blame them! They are merely being true to
themselves and the new Conservative party which has been
formed, and though they may not know it, to which they
belong.
w
110 could blame Al Smith,
for lnmhaatinff F. D. R.
platform, on hia alphabetical soup experimentation, on his re
quest for incressed centralisation of power, when the economic
crisis was at its height!
This is the inevitable orthodox conservative viewpoint.
When President Roosevelt at the most serioua crisis in the
history of this country since the Civil war, took office, he
should not, from the conservative viewpoint, have looked FOR
WARD, he should have looUi'd BACKWARD. He should not
have said, new conditions denisnd new remedies, he should
have looked back at his plKtform written 10 months before
and aid, "Now let'a see, what did our platform SAY we do.
Oh yes, we should do thus and so. Nothing to worry about,
just follow out that platform boys, it wns written by Al Smith
and how could there be a better one, and everything will be
hunky dory.
"Save the banks! Where is there anything in our platform
about saving the bimka. Save the farmers! Well, yes th plat
form snys something about protecting th farmer and preserv
ing agriculture, but that has been in our party platform for
fifty years. We should do someihing about it of course, but
there i no hurry. They want higher prii-es! Well, isn't there
the lnw of supply and (Icninnd! How do they expei't to get
them, except through that." lite, ete.
TllAT is the conservative way of doing things, the eonserva-
tive way of looking at them.
There is an innate horror in conservative circles, of change
particularly radical change. There is distrust of experimen
tation of any sort and of course, as At so carefully pointed
out, there is a suspicion of and prejudice against BRAIN'S.
Business in this country hss never feared change but has
prospered on it. Neither business nor science hss ever frowned
on experimentation, in fact experimentation has been the
souive of the grestest sdvanees in both.
As for brains, those Big Business men search for it. nicht
and day, to use in their own affairs, but when it comes merely
to the affairs of the government to nothing hut politics,
who ever heard of using BRAIN'S in politics! That's something
for the politicians to attend to, not trained men. Business
and eieiiee can change, can experiment, can search for the best
brains the country provides, hut vthen it enmee. to government
the ouly thing to do is stop, look and listen, look up precedent,
sore head and sour grapes? In
by his party in 1932 and get in
beat him to it, so Al in resent
with it no doubt. ' Politicians,
are merely human. But in our
Union League club, but as far
he should be.
Saturday night for eiamrK
on his disregard of th 193'J
search over th hoary and cob -
bean dont before, don't think
yHERE in a general and we
is the real picture presented
urday night, the secoud time in'the history of this country
that an outstanding leader of ONE of the great national parties,
has started the fight against a FELLOW member of that party,
while occupying the White House! The first time was another
Roosevelt and President Taft.
It merely represents the birth pangs of a great, if not en.
tirely a blessed event the death
and the birth of two new ones.
Personal Health Service
By William
Signed letter, pertaining to personal health and hygten. not to disease
diagnosis or Ue.tm.nt wlU b. ensnared by Or. Brady If a .tamped self-.d-
urnweu envelop i. encioaea. utter,
Owing ta th. Iarg number of letter,
No reply can oe made to q aeries not
nuiisra Brady, zes El Camlno, Beverly
THE FLABBY
If reduction were made painless
and actually beneficial to health
and vitality, there would still be a
lot of fat folk
left submerged
In their dlapoae,
for It beat all
how dumb many
of them are.
In a large ma
Jorlty of case.
excess weight is
due to habitual
consumption of
a . u p e rabund-
anee of refined
earbohyd rate
fooda, n o t a b ly
brear., cake, can
dy, sugar, froaen .weete, potato
without Jacket., ayrupa and saucea
In lieu of aalad.. relishes or greens.
Why do certain Individual have
the abnormal craving- or appetite
for the highly nourishing carbyhy
drates? The best answer we can
make at present la that their car
bohydrate metabolism I. deranged.
It I. fair to assume, In th. ugnt
of present experimental and clini
cal knowledge, that a chronic partial
vitamin deficiency la concerned In
f U dl3turbsr.ee of the ability of
the body to handle carbohydrate.
One gets tha Impression that It
may be mainly a deficiency of B
and O, but from analogy on. pre
fer, to think that th vitamin de
ficiency la multiple and accordingly
It la most effectively corrected by
what physicians cell plurl-vltemln
therapy or feeding, that la. admin
istering or feeding not ona or two
vitamin, alone but a fair amount
of each and every vitamin.
We have long conjectured ana
are now convinced that most of the
untoward results and Injuries to
health sustslned by fat folk who
follow unphyslologleal reduction dleta
are due, not to Insufficient nourish
ment, but to depletion of the sup
ply or store of vitamins, which In
evitably occurs when the Individual',
ordinary diet, which la probably
substandard In vitamin content to
begin with. I. restricted for any
length of time, atlll further lower
ing the vitamin Intake.
Sine I called attention to ttita
aspect of th. obesity problem In
thU column two yeara ago. a great
many physician, hav. r. ported
highly ..tlsfactory experience In th.
management of overweight with
regimen which assures an optimal
ration of vitamin, ev.ry day while
th calorie are restricted. Over
weight Indlvldusl. find this physi
ological method easier to follow, be
cause after a week or two of auper
feedlng with all th vitamins, they
experience a distinct Improvement
In vitality or aense of well being
and with It moderation of th.
abnormal craving for carbohydrate
NEW YORK
DAY BY DAY
By O. O. Mclntyre
NBW YORK, Jn. 37. nary: In a
chiKkla at braftkfMt recalling the
hill-billy WYari and Klvtra. of vau
devilla. and Elvi
ra Mtupplni at an
uihir: "Quit
runnln' up and
dovn that Iwla!
And tha lint
letter I opaned
waa from Elvira
now Hrlng in
San Pranclffco,
which niplty
may btllavt or
not.
So abroad and
tn tha toyar
cam upon Daan
ralmar ihorlnit off for a hunt lo
MiMinaippl. Than marttnf my lady
at a drMmakr'a and faaclnatad by
tha laopardaa allntt of a mannlkin
And to a orktall party for my fav
orite mlmlr, Hhalla Barrett, and
much hankypanky talk with loU
Long.
Minnta C. Vmt to dlnnfr and
afurward drlrlrtf nar to roraat Htlla
and atopptd by tha Burn MantlM
but Vhay out. And returning to Th
City a barking dog daahad out and
w though him run ovr but un
touched. Yt ao affrighted 1 could
not alaap and rtad Pearacn'a "More
Studlaa In Xlurder."
Bill Hawkim a-aa talking orrr tha
telephone In New York to Robert
Aorlppa at hit Mlrlmar Mtate In JMn
Ptego. In tha mldat of It a acort-un?
Informed him Roy Howard waa on
tha phont In Java. 'TH hav to cut
off thla local call." aputtorad Haw
kins. "Long distance la calling
Six Tram ago Frailer Hunt ftitr
Tlawed King Aironao at tha palaca
in Mtdrtd. for Cosmopolitan mui
rln. A few weeka ago Hunt came
upon tha ex'klng, a sartorial ensem
ble in coffee brown sare for a blood
rep peep of breast porket kerchief,
in the lobby of the Grand Hotel tn
Rome, wtiere he haa a suite. They
repaired to his apartment for reun
ion. But nf mthout Atfon-v exact
ing a promise nciAing moult be
a. w.w.f?!!!aeleaM)
webbed past, and if it has never
of doing it now.
admit rather sketchy fashion
by Al Smith in Washington Sat
of both great national parties,
Brady, M. D.
mould be Brief and written In ink.
received onlv a few ear, be answered
conforming to Instructions, Address Dr.
Rills. Cal.
AND THE FIT.
or a aense of satisfaction with ordi
nary or lea. than ordinary amount
of such roods, under such circum
stances reduction I easily and natu
rally achieved, tbo not quickly.. The
excess weight 1. not gained all In
a week; It Is alwaya more aatlsfac-
tory In the long run to reduce grad
ually, not more than a poun4 or
two a week but uninterruptedly
until fairly normal weight la re-
storsd. Instructions are complete In
"Design for Dwindling, 1 which book
let et you back ten cent, and a
stamped envelope bearing your ad
dress. Whether you lose any great
number of pounda or not, the plan
Is certain to Improve your health.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
Bad Breath.
Can you tell me how to prevent
bad breath? My tngue 1. alwaya
heavily coated and saliva worka up
In my mouth making my Hps stick
together. I ahl oonstantly taking
Epsom salt., but doesn't seem to
help . . . J. A. R.
Answer Help? I doubt you will
find any relief for what alia you
until you give up .nit and all
oth.r physic. Thoro rinsing of mouth
and gargling with 1 per cent cblcia
mlne solution Is the best way to
overcome- bad breath. As you do not
Indicate why you take salts I can
offer no further advlc. Your condi
tion probably call for a compute
physical examination by a physician
Chronic Bronchitis.
Last season you had a moat valu
able article on chronic bronchitis.
In which you suggested that bron
chitis sufferers past fifty might take
l-300th grain of glyceryl trinitrate
(nitroglycerin) every three hours
dally for two or three months, cod
liver oil, and also tomato or iruit
Juice for other vitamins. You also
suggested an lodln ration. I am
happy to report that I followed all
these suggestions snd I am wea
therlng this winter better than any
winter for many year. back. Thank
you. Dally I aay, "Clod bless oi
Doc Brady" , . . F. L. H.
Answer Shush, shush. The Chl-
e.go Medical aoelety or aome such
vigilant band will paas a resolution
censuring me If you go and give
me away like that.
HI, There. H. R. o.
Will H. R. O.. who reported bene
ficial effect, from belly breathing
tell ua what hi. heart trouble was?
. . K. C. O.
Answer Maybe hell try to If he
aeea thla, but It doesn't matter.
Any heart trouble will do.
(Copyright, i30. jonn r. uiue vu.,
Sd. Note: Person, wishing to
communicate with Dr. Brady
should send letter direct to l)r
William Brady, M. D 2S S1
Camlno, Beverly Rills, Calif.
i.i... avi hin T trier. anT-
thln ao forlorn." ha sighed, "aa the
mouthing oi a aei.nroni munnivii r
Personal nomination for the slick
est aet of sideburns In town those
of Bmil Coleman.
The blond, left-handed orchestra
leader. Ray Noble, haa become the
big draw among collegiate. That, of
course, means he'a the current mus
ical heart-throb of tha vivacious
young board Inn school ladles who
Ilka to go places and "dawnce."
Rather handsome in a Vernon Castle
loose, string beany way. he haa the
appearance of a lackadaisical fop and
with little of that evanescent some
thing dubbed personaltty He stands
In ohllly aloofnesa. directing with a
bored and slow wrist wrajtsle. His
smile has the quick glint of coral.
Rut he does thing with music. That
counts, i
The deadliest insult to a cafe per
former is to toss a coin at his feet
in midst of applause. Yet not many
big namea hare escaped. It usually
cornea with the St a- m. ahow from
some well-oiled customer The other
night a penny pllnked in front of a
II. BOO a week female singer. She Ig
nored . Then came a nickel. Sink
ing her encore, ahe made her way
to the culprit's table stood before
him singing and smiling. Suddenly
she stopped, raised her hand for ali
enee, pointed to him and moaned:
"To think Mickey Mouse descended
from thlsl"
In tha same night place I'w been
a dirty stay-out again. our host was
one of the wearied men about town
Someone attracted by a honey-haired,
ermined lady across the room.
Inquired who ahe waa. Said the
m. a. t : "She. oh. she. that la she's
the Idle memory of a golden dream "
Bagatelle : Dorothy Thompson
father was a preacher . . . Strange
dorea and pigeons will always hover
around Cecil B. DeMllle . . Qvieen
Wilhelmlna eat a email steak for
breakfast, but no otdeT meat all day
. . . Meredith Nicholson. mlnler
to Veneauela, learned to speak Span
ish fluently In six weeks . . . Hush
Wftlpole carries a case of 16 favorite
pipes when traveling . . Pefsr
Joyce often vinlt four night club
an evening, rushing home to change
drasa for each.
C"rfT p'd. wo Urea in Freed vn
H. to be mui hi bunting doy.
waa first of tba now numerous writ
ers to become god -father to a bou&e
ing trout fly. His namesake, tha
Corey rord fly, baa a creeun -colored
body, gray wings, light gray hackle
and a gray tall. While Ford's hackle
la turning a little gray, especially
at tha temples, there tha rosecQblsnos
ceases. Hia body la tba conventional
pink and ha never weare gray tall
save at morning weddings. All -he
neods now la a Corey ford Trout to
take tha fly 1
, ,, .
(Continued from Page Ona.)
aa he spoke, Lehman and L Guar-
dla behind him.
Bonus developments were an old
story to those at the business ma
chine. Stock marketeers months ago
had figured out which Industries
would get the money, and how much.
Generally, business aeema to look
on the good side of the bonus.
Even some conservative authorities
seem to think It la ft good thing
to pay It and get It .out of the
way.
A business man from New York
asked Mr. Roosevelt some time Rgo
what he thought about a manufac
turers' sales tax.
The president replied by asking
how much the business man paid
for his shoes. He then observed that
the business man's chauffeur prob
ably paid the same amount, adding:
"And under manufacturers' sales
tax you would both pay tba same
tax."
While that occurred some months
ago. there are reason to believe the
president haa not yet altered his
uncompromising opposition, desplta
current rumors to tha contrary,
New York la alwaya tha nation's
rumor Incubator. But tha chicks it
turned out In tha few days before
Al Smith spoke aet an all-time new
hatchery record.
What happened was that New
York believed the new dealer would
do something Important to offset
Smith. Their Inflationary Imagina
tion were extended lor guesses.
New Yorkers do net mind being
wrong. All they want is to be new
and original.
The latest academic spilt between
Labor Leaders Qreen and Lewis atlll
ha the same personal and political
background, only mora ao.
The personal angle of It Is that.
If Mr. Lewis aver succeeds with hie
Industrial union program. Mr. Oreen
and his A. 7. of L. associates will
be out of Jobs. Tha A. P. of L.
would have to be completely decen
tralized and reorganised.
Tha political phase Is that Lewis
stands well with the new dealers.
(He stood well enough to get the
Guffey coal bill.) Many of Mr.
Green's A. P. of L. associates have
republican leanings.
Those on the top rim of the
Inner labor circle are confident that
the Lewis Industrial union system
is sure to come In tha long run of
future years. Mesnwhlle, the A. P.
of L. authorities will be able to give
Mr. Lewis msny annoying hours.
Al's
pals here amused themselves
his Liberty league speech,
before
trying
to figure up how many deie
he might possibly get to the
gates
next
Democratic convention, If he
They started off with Rhode
tried.
IMartd
and counted up three more
states,
Silver men point out that the
reason the silver senators are less
sgltated than might be expected
over the decreasing 45-cent world
silver price Is bees use all domestic
producers sre getting 77 cents, al
though that figure is rarely quotd
publicly.
Much Inside talk in Massachusetts
and here centers around the ques
tion of who is handling Insurance
of large works project. There may
be some developments on that shortly.
Many local business groups have
lately received questionnaires from
Chairman Black of the senate, lobby
committee. Thrt well understand
that the senatorial Investigating
spotlight la to be turned an them
within 30 days.
The Republican national commit
tee has been dickering to line up
several outstanding newsmen for Its
mportant publicity )ob. A New
Yorker now is in line for It.
3V10RR0 CASTLE
DAMAGES SOUGHT
NFW YOFIK. Jan. 37 (API An
effort to stave off sentencing of
three officials convicted of negli
gence tn the Morro Castle disaster
coincided todsy with disclosure that
damage suits segregating g3.000.000
have been filed since the liner burned
September. l?M.
Acting Captain William P. Warms.
Chief Engineer Ben 8. Ahhott. and
Executive Vice-President Henry C.
Cabaud of the New York and Cuba
Mail Steamship Co., were convicted
Saturday night by a fed era i court
Jury after a 10 weeks' trial. Th com
pany itself also wa convicted.
Georee S. Madalie. their attorney,
said he would ask Judge Murray
Hutber to set aside the verdict
and. failing that, would appeal.
Judge Huibert set Tuesday to Im
pose sentence. They fsce, maximum
terms of 10 yeara in prison and 10.
000 fines. All were fret under bond
Be correct.? corseted in
an Artist Model by
Btheiwyo B Hoffmann
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Comment
on the
Day s News
By IHAS'K JENKINS
IP you want to spend an enjoyable
evening and at the same Urns learn
a lot about progress In this modern
world, make a point to visit the first
automobile show you can find.
COMPARE tha 1036 model you'll
aa with th eara of even half
a down years ago, and you'll get a
good Idea of what has been going oc
In tha world, depression or no depres
sion, In even this short period.
There's really no comparison. The
cars of today are so much better look
ing, so much more economical, ao
much faster and quieter, so much
more luxurious aa to be really amaa
lng. One ha to see them all together to
realise what progress has been made.
THERE'S a notion abroad that pro
gress la nles but EXPENSIVE.
Listen:
For lea than a thousand dollars
today you can buy a better car than
you could hav bought ten years ago
for twenty-five hundred. And for
around $1600 now you can buy a car
that a tycoon couldn't have had a
decade ago.
While they have been learning how
to make automobiles better, they've
been learning at the same time how
to ' make them CHEAPER so that
more of us can afford to own them.
AFTER all, that's the real measure
of progress.
What good does It do to create fas
cinating and useful and beautlfjl
things If the COST of these things Is
to be kept ao high that only the big
shots can afford them?
Civilisation Isn't really civilization
unless Its comforts, Its conveniences
and Its luxuries can be brought with
in tha reach of the great masses of
the people. In anient Crete, 40 or SO
centuries ago, they had an amazing
civilisation, with an astonishing num
ber of the conveniences of living that
we think of aa wholly new to our
time, but the raflnementa of tha Cre
tan civilisation were RESERVED for
an lnflnlteslmalty small number of
very rich people.
The glory of our modern American
civilization la that It haa been spread
out to Include nearly all of us, big
and little alike.
IN your great-grandfather's time, and
all down through the world BE
FORE that time, only the rich and
the powerful could afford their car
riages Indeed. In all those long cen
turies, ownership of a carriage was
tha accepted symbol of wealth ana
power.
In modern America, thanks to the
great and progressive and courageous
automobile Industry, nearly everybody
ean afford his carriage and even the
poorest and moat battered of these
present-day carriages la better than
a KING could have afforded even one
century ago.
That la progress.
SHORT-SIGHTED people profess to
FEAR THE MACHINE.
Absurd The automobile la a ma
chine an exceedingly complex and
highly developed one. The automobile
hasnt ruined us. For every livery
stable Job, at low wagea it took away
from us.lt haa given us In return a
THOUSAND Jobs at HIGH wages.
The automobile, a modern machine.
ha made this an Incomparably bet
ter world to live In.
LOOKING at these new cars makes
us want to OWN ONE.
Well, what harm In that? About all
the progress that has been made In
this world has come about because
somebody has wanted something bet
ter then he had and has been willing
to WORK hard to get It.
So go and look at the new cars
without misgivings. If they so Inspire
you with the desire of ownership that
you will get QUt and work and save
until you have MONEY ENOUGH to
buy, you will be all the better off. I
Working and saving to gat some
thing he wants never hurt anybody I
vet. I
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T TEST TON!
The first Of a aeHaa nt
shoot will be held on the indoor
range or the Medford National Rifle
club tn th Armory baaement tonlgnt
The shooting will be done with
at various rane an nniiri.
rounds will start immediately fur
places on the clubs traveling rifle
team.
Membership in the club is open,
and thoa Interested In rifle shooting
ar invited to the meeting. Firing
will start at 7:30.
Try Undr M:l. Depot for Grade
ARaw Mil (V- e.llnn r Main
Holds False Teeth
Tighter and Longer
This new delightful povcler k.ep
fslae teeth from rrtckln.. slipping or
dropping No pastv taste or feelln.
Cllves rerfe-t fonfld.nce .11 dsv lot.g
Oe ruteeth from xour drufcitt
IHth sizes.
Flight 'o Time
Med ford and Jackson County
history from the files of th
Mall Tribune io and 20 year
go.
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
January 17. 192
(It waa Wednesday)
Cold spell hits valley, aftr two
days of bright sunshine.
War on speeders bring 11 violators
into Justice court.
Court Hall returns from a flva
weeks sojourn In Hollywood, where he
report "the best time of my Ufa."
Two Crescent City, Csllf., parsons
fined $1300 which they paid, for pos
session of Intoxicating liquor.
Camp Jackson 1 selected for next
vmtr'a National Guard encamnmimt
Tha Rogue liver vslUy weather will be
given another chance next jun.
Eight drunka fined In city court
during month of December.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
January 27, 1916
One of Table Rock's charming
young ladles who believes walking a
healthful exercise, "hiked" all tha way
from Medford one day this week.
(Table Rock Tablets).
Architect Frank Clark draws plans
for a new building at Main and Riv
erside. Briscoe auto, with Amos Walker as
driver, and William Budge and James
D. Bell as passengers, climbs Jackson
ville hill In eighteen lnehes of snow.
Sunshine follows a week of winter
and light snow In the valley.
Have your 1B16 auto tags tn sight
by Tuesday morning or keep off of
the highways In this vicinity. Chief
Hittaon's forces are expecting to meat
you on that day,
Communications
student Fees Are Favored
To the Editor:
There Is common ground among
those who favor and those who oppose
the compulsory student fea bill. All
believe that the student life at our
Institutions of higher learning should
be democratic; all oppose tha creation
or maintenance of specially privileged
classes among the students.
Payment of the student fee entitles
a student to the college newsrftper
and to a season ticket which admits
to campus activities such as athletie
contests, concerts, d abate and lec
tures. From the student fee comes
money which permits the carrying on
of many of the less popular athletic
sports and cultural activities.
It has been suggested that season
tickets enabling all students to par
ticipate In student activities to tha
extent they find it helpful and en
joyable should be given free to each
student. This Is a fine Idea to con
template. But the suggestion Is Im
practicable at this time when taxes
are already so high that 84 per cent
are delinquent.
Optional student fees which neces
sarily must be higher, because of tha
fewer number that will pay them,
well-to-do homes, but deny equal
well-to-do homes, bat deny equay
opportunity to participate in student
life to hundreds of deserving young
men and women and thus stimulate
and perpetuate elasa distinction based
on money.
If the student fee bill is passed, the
presidents of the associated student
bodies at tha university and atate
college predicted in a recent publle
meeting that in cooperation with the
board of higher education a plan can
be put Into effect whereby the most
needy of the student can secure
their student activity tickets tn ex
change for services Instead of In ex
change for money.
In all events,, the board of higher
education should be asked and ex
pected to eliminate any extravagance
that may be found In tha expendi
tures of the student bodies of tha dif
ferent schools snd to reduoa the at
tention of the board upon the Im
portance of thla.
The citizens of the state should In
sist that the board of higher educa
tion keep the gat open at our in
stitutions of higher learning for all
qualified students to enter and par
ticipate upon an equal footing In the
educational opportunities offered,
and at the lowest expense reasonably
possible. Furthermore, It must be re
membered that educational opportun
ities are found not only in the class
room and laboratory, but outside. In
the mingling of studenta and faculty
in a democratic college life.
It would seem decidedly unwise to
hamstring the board by falling to
pass the student fee bill.
ARTHUR M. GEARY, Vioe-Prea..
University of Oregon Alumni. Assn.
Portland. Jsn. 35.
CONSTIPATED
30 YEARS
"For ' thirty yer. I
hsrl ehronle constipa
tion, gometlne. I did
not go for four or flv,
dars. 1 also hsd awfnl
gas bloating, hefld
arhes and pain In the
nark. Adlerlta helped
right sesi, Now 1 eat sausage, ban
anas, pie, am thing I want snd never
frit better. 1 sleep soundrr all night
nnd enjoy life.' Mrs. Mabel dchott.
If you are suffering from constipa
tion, sleeplessness, sour stomsch. ano
gss bloating, there Is qulrg relief .or
vou In Adlertke. Many report action
In thirty mlnutea after taxing )".,!
one do.e Adlerika gives complete ac
tion, cleansing your bowel tract where
ordinary latatires do not even reach.
Ir. H. I. Jiliouh. New Vera, report":
"In addition to Inte.tlnal clen.lng
trilerlka cherk the gmwlh of Inlee
tlnal harlerla and colon bacilli."
One your atomach and bowela a real
cleansing with Adlerika and see bow
good you feel. Just one spoonful re
lieves OAS snd chronic eonstlpa
non. old hv all dnntli" and drug
dtpwuseota. Heath t Drug Btor..
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