I -The Weather I
Forecast: Fair tonlfht and
; Wednesday. Slowly rising tem- j
! perature.
Temperature ;
j Highest yesterday 61 j
Lowest this morning - 83
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Thirtieth Year
Fall Associated Ptcm
MEDFORD, OREGOX, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1935.
Full United Press
No. 194.
MTOISK
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DURE HEWES
By Paul Mai Ion
Copyright, 1935, By Paul Ma Hon.
POUGHKEEPSIE. N. T., Nov. 5.
The tip inside on the election Is that
the Republicans will reiyln at least
a two-finger grasp on the government
of the most Im
portant state in
the union.
Some conserva
tive wlseboya In
the big city south
of here have been
rosh enough to
wagor even mon
ey that the Re
publicans will
gain twenty
seats in the legis
lature. That re
sult would be a
PAUL MALLON serious affront to
to the New Deal.
Democrats are willing to concede
privately that they will lose the leg
islature, but not by much. Best non
partisan observers agree a Republican
victory is to be expected as a natural
reaction to Democratic stampedes In
the elections since 1933.
But the news behind It all Is what
President Roosevelt and his agents
bv been doing quietly but firmly
to save the situation. They have is
sued a few statements, but there are
indlcationa that they are letting their
money talk for them. In fact, it seems
to have been screaming for them
hereabouts.
The scat of Mr. Roosevelt's Dutch
as county la Poughkcepale. It Is the
center of a coupon-clipping county.
There are a few heavy Industrie, out
side of Smith Brothers' cough-drop
factory and Vasssr college. The blue
bloods and cold bloods from down
town New York dot the countryside
with anossVal estates, purchased or
Inherited. They support the whole
community. At least they did until
1931, when dividends stopped. Now
they are beginning to regain their
normal frigidity. The freeze Is on Mr.
Roosevelt. Mr. Roosevelt's de-froster
apparently Is a rarley make. For lo,
these many New Deal years, Pough
keepsle has received little or no PWA
pump priming. But Just a few weeks
ago, Messrs. Ickes snd Hopkins (with
the aid of the Democratic mayor here,
who Is up for re-election) found the
Poughkeepsle spigot In Washington
and turned It on.
The result la about $484,000 of fed
eral funds has lately come Into this
elty, which cast 16.703 votes In the
last election. Roughly this Is about
27 per vote. If you want to figure it
In that political way.
Thla pump priming, political or
economic, has become a lesdlng Issue
of the local campaign. At least the
Republicans have tried to make It
that, charging the New Deal with
trying to buy the re-tlectlon of Mayor
Spratt.
Mr. spratt ate not fat for many
yeara prior to 1933. when the long
Republican heritage of government
was upset bv his election. (Hoover
carried the county against Rooseve.t
In 1933 by 5.200 votes.l Now Mr.
Spratt eata no lean. The WPA gave
(Continued on Page Four.)
Lusitania Wreck
Finally Located
LONDON. Nov. 8 (API The press
association reported today that a
wreck located by the salvage vessel
Ophlr off the head of Klnsale on
the Irish coast hs been definitely
Identified as the Lusitania. torpe
doed by a German submarine during
the World war.
The Ophlr haa been at work since
early In the summer attempting to
locate the Lusitania.
SIDE GLANCES
by
TRIBUNE REPORTERS
Chester Woods, sportsman and
ranchowner. with a tiny ox-terrlor
pup which he hopes will grow up Into
a fine companion, and that young
animal objecting strenuously to hav
Ing a collar fitted.
Chas Clay, Jr., up snd sround af
ter having his appendix ousted, get
ting to football practice Just In time
to see the small boys take over the
field.
Harvey Young absentmlndedly
sauntering across Centrsl street, head
bowed over a letter, and traffic
whistling bv missing him by Inches,
he all oblivious.
Patsv Smith reverting to her small
eirl days, wandering about with her
finger clamped In her mouth, gating
in store windows.
Tod Porter looking disturbed and
gsiing forbiddingly at the raucous
dismantling of the service station at
Main and Fir.
Fred Powell Indignantly shying
away from a nop street as a local
r.ffKIM dashed through without aven
O
MP LIU
MINORITY REPORT
DEFEATED, 35-21
Report Would Have Provided
Building On Former Site
Second Minority Re
port Next Considered
SALEM. Nov. 8. Py The Oregon
house of representatives today voted
down 35 to 21 Representative Vernon
Bull's minority committee report
which would limit the cost of the
new oapltol building to 1.500,000.
and location on the old alte.
Four members were absent at the
roll call.
The vote followed an unsuccessful
attempt by Bull to raise the cost fig
ure in his report to 2,000.000.
The house next had before It for
consideration the second mliiorily
report by Representative Klrkpatrlck
calling for a total expendlturs of 3,
500.000 with additional ground to be
obtained up to 30 acres.
Speeding up the legislative process,
the house voted upon motion of Rep
resentative Angcll to limit debate on
the capltol site to 15 minutes.
Representative Bull said It was at
the request of many mcmbera that he
submit a second minority report par
ing the senate-approved capitol cost
more than half, or from $3,500,000 to
?l,ftno,000. and forbidding purchase of
any more land.
Report Debated
Debate atarted at once on his re
port, with all the other proposals be
fore the house also being argued.
The majority report of the house
Institutions committee called for
$2,500,000 structure to be located by
a capltol commission of nine members
either on the old site with adjoining
land In any feasible direction, or on
the Candalarla Heights.
The first minority report, by Repre
sentative Klrkpatrlck, would appro
priate $3,500,000 for constructing the
capltol on the old site with any ad
jacent land up to 30 acres.
While the house launched speedily
Into the capltol construction debate.
the senate accelerated Its pace and
sped to passage several measures.
Tnss Interest Rill
A bill by Senators Bynon and Haz-
lett, estimated to save the state thou-
( Continued on Page Five
NEXT TO U. S. BEST
PORTLAND. Nov. B.-(AP) Ore
gon's secondary schools rank second
in the nation from the standpoint
or scholastic training, on the basis
of a study of education co-efficients
of midshipmen and cadets, made at
the naval academy at Annapolis and
the military academy at West Point.
A report on the "analysis was made
here today.
The study was made over a five
year period, 1926 to IP31. The low
est co-efficient, whjch Indicate the
highest student ratling, waa accorded
cadets and midshipmen from Massa
chusetts, with a co-efflclent oi
170.6. Oregon was second at 162.7.
and malne third at 183.6.
The national co-efflclent waa 221.1
for the five-year period.
FOUR GET POLICE 1AG
In a check-up on trafflo held yes
terday by state police four men were
tagged for operating a motor ve
hicle without a license. They were
William C. Ritchie. Beal I.arie; Harry
R. Mead. Gold HIM: James Sea
brooke. Central Point and William
D. Huber, Medford.
All except Seabrooke. who was
slated for appearance In Justice court
on November B. were to appear to
day to face the charges.
4
IN PEACE DISCUSSION
ROME. Nor. 9 (API Premier
Mussolini Sir Eric Drummond.
British ambassador to Rome, en
gaged In another "pae talk" today.
A government spokesman waa un
able to give detail of the talk,
which lasted one hour, tut It w
said In informed circlet they in
volved the withdrawal of additional
Italian troops from Libya as
means of brirwlng about the '
:irmtnt of part of the British fleet
from the Mediterranean,
Death Closes
v - , v
v "-iV Vvv' I ; 't I
S. Sumpte Smith, pioneer MP a ford
llcan political circles and chic endenvnr,
this morning after a lingering illness. Funeral services will be Item tiium
day nt the Christian church.
E
Public hearing will be held before
the planning commission at city hall
at 8 o'clock tonight on the applica
tion of the Southern Oregon Brewing
company for a change In eonlng for
the block bounded by Fir, Grape.
Third and Fourth streets.
The entire bloclt Is owned and oc
cupied by the Gold Seal Creamery
and the browing company, but half
the area Is in the apartment classi
fication and half In the light Indus
try classification. It Is sought to
place the whole block In the latter
category so that the brewing com
pany may erect an addition to -. Its
plant. The planning commission will
consider the application tonight with
W. Bernard Roberts, chairman, pre
siding. The city council also meets at city
hall tonight in regular monthly ses
sion and it was considered likely the
planning commission would make Its
recommendation on the zonlnp peti
tion to the council berore adjourn
ment. CAUSE LOSS OF $278
Bit fires occurred ' in Medford
during October, resulting In a prop
erty loss of $278.50. figures complied
today by Chief Roy Elliott show.
Thla la about the same aa the loss
recorded 1n October of 1934. Mr.
Elliott said.
In 1934 a new low record for fire
Iossps was established In Medford
and the fire department la eager to
better that record this year. The
chances are good for another record
year, Mr. Elliott said.
SAN FRANCIflCO. Nov. 5 (A'
National stock market interest cen
tered on San Francisco today aa
markets continued open hre vhen
New York rxhangea were elosM for
the election.
A number of eastern shArea got up
to nw hl?ha for the yenr hn a Ion?
with western stotks. Tii cnrrt ex
change reported General Motors, con
tinuing up after declaration of the
extra dividend yesterday, reached a
new high tt M't. up nearly a point.
There It hesitated , and dropped beck
to M'i- mh turnover oefi neon
of elna to flOoO share. T'.iU provided
j around, aaj of Uu euro wdic.
Busy Career
publisher ttntl prominent In RcpuU-
who passed nCa.v nt his home here
The regular meeting of recreation
leadrrs of. Jackson county will be
held In the courthouse auditorium to
morrow evening at 8 o'clock.
Mrs. Esther Church Leake, direc
tor of music In the Medford schools,
will again direct training In com
munity singing. The program will
also Include work In active games
and folk dances.
Mrs. O. C. Maust, Central Point,
president of the group, will preside
at the business session at which time
plans will be discussed for the an
nual county dramatics contest. All
recreation leaders are asked to attend
this meeting.
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r
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TAKEN BY DEATH
Libbis McKtnzlc. a resident of
Medford for the psst seven yesrs.
pdwed sv,-ay at- a local hospital at
10:1ft Monday evening, after an ill
ness of several months, Mrs. McKln
7,lp was born In Missouri. April 14,
1B73, and waa aged 62 years. rTlie
was a member of Sacred Heart Cath
olic church of thla city.
She leaves one daughter. Miss
Trllma McKlnale of Plaeervllle, Cal
one grand-daughter, Mlas Billy Mc
Klnzle of Medford.
Puneral services will be conducted
from the Sscred Heart Catholic
church Wednesday at B a.m., with
rather Francis Black officiating. In
terment will take place In the Med
ford I. O. O. F. cemetery. Recita
tion of the Rossry will be held at
the Perl Funeral Home this evening
at 7:30.
RECREATION HEADS
MEET TOMORROW
New Deal for Gamblers
Is Object of House Bill
SALEM, Nov. 5. (AP) The "new
deal for gamblers" bill. Introduced
In the Oregon house of representa
tives late yesterday, was drawing the
interest of legislators and onlookers
at the spe-Jlal legislative session here
today.
The gambling measure. Introduced
by Representatives Snider and Carter,
leeallres a limited number of gamb
ling devices, but provides that all
slot machines shall be adjusted that
they will pay out at least 75 per cent
of the money played.
Under regulations listed in the
maiirt sin a month tm would
lbs levied ag.nl all slot machines,!
EYED
F
ENTS ON
Tension Keen As Kentuc
kians Ballot Roosevelt
Makes No Predictions
N. Y. Voting Orderly.
Farley Opllmlstic
NEW YORK. NOV. fl. (AP)
Postmaster General James A. Far
ley expressed confidence as he
voted today that a democratic ma
jority will be returned in New
York state, but city betting agen
cies disagreed.
"I am sure a sufficient number
of votes like mine will be cast to
make the result entirely satisfac
tory to the democratic party," satU
Farley.
By the Associated Press
Deapite wind and rain, heavy bal
loting In scattered state elections to
day gave political leaders substan
tial returns In which to seek omens
of the 1P36 national campaign.
Tension developed In Kentucky's
election for governor and other atate
officers, climaxing campalgna of un
usual bitterness and a bolt In the
Democratic party.
In Breathhltt county, where four
men were killed 14 yeara ago m an
election shooting, two seta of Demo
cratic challengers and Inspectors
brought an Impasse that halted vot
ing temporarily.'
Injection of a "new deal" Issue Into
the state elections by both Republi
cans and Democrats caused political
chieftains to eye the balloting closely.
Roosevelt Not Predicting
President Roosevelt, voting with his
family at his Hyde Park, N. Y home,
withheld predictions as to the out
come. In New York City, betting commis
sioners offered odds of four to two
that the assembly would be Repub
lican. Voting In New York, the heaviest
for an off year election In yeara. was
quiet despite the arrest of several
persons for Illegal registration and
the roundup of 329 known and sus
pected gangsters In a pre-election
drive to Inaure an orderly election.
In New Jersey, where Democrata
have pledged "steadfaat loyalty" to
the New Deal and Republicans have
demanded defeat of the "radical new
deal." the voting waa light and un
eventful.
Balloting in Philadelphia's heated
mayoralty election waa marked with
minor disturbances.
One district there was thrown Into
contusion when detectives shot Into
the air aa they chased two men sc
ented of attacking a Democratic com
mitteeman. Several arrests were made
tthroughout the city.
neavy Balloting
Large numbera of votera txirned out
in the drizzling rains In upstate New
York. All records for heavy off-year
balloting were threatened.
An eleventh hour development em
phasized a achlam In the Democratic
organization in Kentucky. An an
nouncement by Thomas S. Rhea, a
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Edward U Curtis of Spokane, re
gional executive of the Boy Scouts.
Is spending today and Wednesday
here conferring with Scout leaders
of Crster Lake council.
Mr. Curtis declared himself well
pleased with the progress being msde
by the Scout movement In this area,
the committees functioning smoothly
and the people here lending much
appreciated support. He also voiced
a word of commendation for the
work of O. A. Soderberg. Scout
executive for Crater Lake council.
and $3 a month against marble and
pin ball games. Punch boards would
be licensed and would pay a tax of
30 per cent of the value of tht board.
Cities would receive one-third of
the tar and counties the remaining
two-thirds. Local option by cities and
! countte a to whether the devices
should be allowed to operate would
be permitted
An unemployment Insurance meas
ure waa introduced In the house late
yesterday and waa set for a public
hearing tonight. It waa designed to
retain for the use of the state an
estimated ! 350 000 whlrh otherwise
wouirt h collected on 1910 Davrolls
in Oregon tot tit ld.eral ggvernnjent.
S.
PUBLISHERJ'ASSES
Death Comes in 67th Yearj
' After Long Illness ;
Funeral Services Thurs-;
day at Christian Church
Sidney Sumpter Smith, pioneer
newspaper publisher in Medford, died
at 3:40 this morning nfter a lingering
illness which had confined him to his
home at 723 West 11th street since
early July. He waa In hla 67th year.
Puneral services will be held at the
First Christian church at 3 o'clock
Thursday afternoon with the Rev. D.
E. Mlilaid. fin old friend and former
pastor of the church, officiating. The
body will lie in state at the church
from 10 to 12 o'clock Thursday. Con
ger funeral home Is in charge of ar
rangements which were being com
pleted this afternoon. Interment la to
be in Siskiyou Memorial park.
Mr. smith la survived oy who.
Mrs. Kitty Riley Smith; a daughter,
Mrs. Irene Phetteplace, and a grand
daughter, Joan DeLosh, of Medford:
and a sister. Mrs. Cynthia Bechtel of
Wichita, Kansas.
Active In O. O. P.
Mr. Smith was prominently known
in the Rogue valley for many yeara.
He was active In Republican political
circles, participated In numerous
civic affairs, held all the lay positions
In the First Christian church and
was highly Interested In the youth
of the cdty. He was known for his
warm affection, rigid adherence to
high Ideals and ready willingness to
lend a helping hand to all deserving
of aid. He waa mourned today by a
host of Intimate friends.
He was a , member of the Jackson
County chamber of commerce, the
Klwanls club and Modern Woodmen.
Mr. Smith waa born near Bowling
Orcen, Kentucky, on May 31, 188B,
the son of Mr. and Mrs. Anderson W.
Smith who had one other child, Mar
tin Luther Smith, who died in El
Dorado, Kansas. In 1013.
C'nino Here In 1010
When the boy was three yeara old
his parents moved to El Dorado,
whero the youngster spent his early
manhood. He remained there until
1910 when he came to Medford, where
he since resided.
On May 16, 1801, Mr. Smith mar
ried Miss Kitty Riley, daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. William L. Riley, prominent
El Dorado family.
Mr. Smith was a pioneer Journalist
In Medford. In July, 1910, he waa in
strumental In the establishment of
the Medford Sun, a morning news
paper. In 1911 R. W. Ruhl, present editor
and publisher of the Mall Tribune,
became associated with Mr. Smith In
the Medford Sun. Two years later a
consolidation was consummated with
the Mall Tribune, then published by
George Putnam, and the morning and
evening papers were Issued until 1019
when the morning edttlon of the Sun
waa discontinued. Mr. Smith served
as business manager of the Mail Tri
bune until he sold hla Interest to the
Southern Oregon Publishing com
pany In July. 1931, and purchased the
Mall Tribune Job printing plant.
which he conducted up' to the time
of his last Illness.
Mr. Smith became distinguished
for his work In reorganizing the Re-
publicsn party In thla section of Ore
gon and for many years was jack
son county's representative on the
state Republican committee.
Prominent In Civic Affairs
During the World war he was ac-
tlve in government work and was a
director of the chamber of commerce
over a period of years, aa well as tak
Ing a prominent part In numerous
civic activities.
Mr. Smith's newspaper life covered
a period of half a century. After fill
ing In aa errand boy on the old Ei
Dorado Republican, he becamo a
printer's apprentice In 1886. Ho work
ed bis way up to foreman of the Re
publican's shop and finally to gen
eral manager, a position he held for
13 years. Ho relinquished this posi
tion to come to Medford.
Among his old associates on the El
Dorado Republican were men who
became prominent In Kansas history,
They Included Bent Murdock, uncle
of the well-known Victor Murdock.
and William Allen White, famous
Kansaa editorial writer and publisher,
of Emporia.
Knew Prominent Kanans
Senator Arthur Capper, publisher
of the Topeka Capital, and Henry Al
len, former governor of Kansas and
United States senator who retired
from newspaper work only a few
.years ago, were also listed among Mr,
Smith's early Kansaa business and
political friends. He once accompan
led Charles Curtis, former vice presl
dent, on a campaign tour through
Kansas when Mr. Curtis was running
for congress
Mcmbera of the typographical
union and civic and fraternal organ'
iMtlona were planning today to at
tend the funeral services Thursday
The entire city mourned when It was
learned that Mr. Smith had passed
on.
Among friends who visited Mr.
Smith In the psst two weeks were
United States Senators Charles
L
' McNary autf ftedtrlcfc $WfTi
Uncle Sam Seeks
Beauty Aids For
Needy Thespians
WASHINGTON, Nov. B. (AP)
The government Is asking bids on
rouge, eyebrow pencils, cold cream
and powder puffs.
The cosmetics, works progress
administration offlclala said, are to
be used by needy actora and act
resses performing In plays to be
presented at CCC camps and com
munity centers.
Some of the ticking bought for
emergency relief mattress factories
Is being painted and disguised as
scenery.
HALTED BY RAINS
Copyright. 1033, by the Associated
Press.
AT THE FRONT WITH THB ITAL
IAN ARMY. Nov. fi. Rains and the
Italian high command's desire to keep
Its plan of advance Intact have caused
Italy's columns to blvouao temporar
ily, but the officers are confident they
will aweep Into Makale by Friday.
Officers In the advance position
along the Agula-Mai Caret line said
"breathing spell" In trio advance was
especially advisable to allow the truck
roads to catch, up with the army.
This need la felt especially by den.
Alessandro Plrzto-B roll's native
troops of the central column which
cut through "much more difficult
territory" than the right and left
wings.
The command also wishes to adhere
rigidly to Its carefully planned scheme
of advancer
This calls for three columns to con
verge on Agula, about 18 miles from
Makale. The lagging of any column
because of rain would lay the other
two open to flank attacks.
Deglao Gugna's troops well ad
vanced on the extreme left were
confident tonight that they would
achieve their cherished desire of en
tering Makale first.
These advanced troops expected
they would move into the town No
vember 7, at least a day earlier than
the main body.
This Is In accordance with the cus
torn of Gen. Emllto de Bono, com
mander of the northern army, of al
lowing native advance guards to enter
surrendered towns first In order to
win over the natives to the Italians.
DR. HOLT SPEAKER
AT ROTARY MEET
Dr. W. W. P. Holt entertained the
membera of the Medford Rotary club
at the regular weekly luncheon meet
ing of that organization today, with
an Interesting discussion of recent
medics) discoveries. The basis of Dr.
Holt'a fine talk waa the recent book,
"Medicine Marches On," and a large
gathering of Rotarlana and guests
were present to hesr hla Interesting
address.
Among guests at todays meeting
were Amos Voorhles, Charles Coley,
Father Mitchell and Russell Clsrk,
representing the Rotary Club of
Oranta Pass. Voorhlea gave a short
talk on the recent aub-dlstrlct Ro
tary meeting held In Oranta Pass
Wednesday, October 30th, at which
seaslons he acted aa chairman and
toastmsster.
AT
A.
Annual public hearing on the
county budget for the coming year
will be held In the courthouse audi
torium tomorrow, starting at 10
a. m.
The budget, as a whole is ap
proximately the sme as last year,
with appropriations for road and
bridge maintenance, and the pay
ment of Interest on highway bonds
and for reduction of county war
rant Indebtedness. Appropriations for
county offices and departments are
practically the same as last year.
The budget is generally regarded
aa one of the moat complete and
conservative In many yeara.
County Judge Day said yesterday
the budget would be read Item by
Item, If desired. There la no evl
dence of any organized protest
against any allotment.
Following the final approval and
certification of the budget. It will
be turned over to the assessor for
fixing of the tax levy for tht com
ing year.
Born, to Mr, and Mrs. Percy Mar
rlt of Jacksonville, a girt weighing
iS pounds. B',4 ounces, November
at the Commu7 ljoai,
5 DIE IN FLORIDA
HURRICANE; COLD
WAVE CONTINUES
Heavy Damage to Pacific
Northwest Fruit and
Vegetables Southern
California Also Suffers
By the Associated Press
Southern Florida counted five dead
and property damage estimated at
i.uoo.ooo In the wake of the season's
second hurricane today while the Pa
olflc Northwest shivered in cold thst
destroyed thousands of dollars worth
of fruit and vegetables.
Five were killed and scores lnlured
In the gale that atruck Miami. Fort
uiuoerdale, Hollywood and Danla,
Florida. An unidentified tanker off
Miami beach algnaled distress.
Snow blanketed the Colorado
mountalna and the northern plains.
Flurries fell In Wyoming, Montana
and Minnesota.
Cattle Suffering
Subfreezlng temperatures war
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E DUE
TO BREAK
TODAY
At least a temporary break In th
cold wave was predicted today by
weamer ourcau aa the mercury
again ahowed a tendency to climb.
Slowly rlalng temperatures, with fair
weatner Bnd some high thin clouda,
comprised the forecaat iorj-,.tonlgbt
and tomorrow. ;
Lowest temperature laat night was
33 degrees, registered at :30 a, m
ss compared with 19 yesterday. Tha
mercury this afternoon waa climbing
noove yesterday's top of 61 degrees.
Tha cold wave was said by tha
weather bureau to have arrived earl
ier than usual In the Rogue valley.
A year ago today .the highest tem
perature waa 74 degrees, th, lowest
43.
E
KLAMATH FALLS, Not. 8. f API
Josephine Irwin, wife of a Klamath
Falls attorney, today named Judge
Edward Ashhurst, David Vsndcnberg,
George Klncald and radio station
KFJI defendants In a I7S.000 damage
suit.
The suit filed this Afternoon was'
based on Vandenberg's courtroom re
marks against Mrs. Irwin, who was .
a witness for the-state against Mar
lon Meyerle, recently acquitted here
on a murder charge.
Vandenberg waa Miss Meyerles at- '
torney. Ashurst presided at the trial -and
the closing statements were
broadcaat. Klncald Is manager of the '
radio station. '
BOY SUICIDES BECAUSE
NIGHTLY DATE DENIED,
BOYDE, Md.. Nov. 5. ( AP) Leon
ard C. Burns. 13-year-old grammar
school student, shot snd killed him
self last night. Police said he was In
love and was disappointed that he
could not see the girl every night.
OhSe!
SCUjS
FRANK WATANAIB
7f V
ID HOLD! N
A CITY LIFE GLIMPSE
Testordiiy in befront of a bis:
nnrket a gentleman in a auto
vcre wailing for he wife full of
lags which were shopping in
lide. Those fellow were double
parked. A police cop ooze by
ind he say "No doable parking
moving on 1" The wife come
jut and soe she husband drift
ing away so she holla "Yoo
hoo! John wait for mo." Then
husband stop. And cop repeat
"Hove on!"--wifc say "Wait !",
Cop say "Move!" wife say
Wait!' then Husband yowcl
"Xo!" "But I got bundles,"
howl those wife. "Ye and I
got a tag!" groan the husband.
And such are life no matter
which way a poor husbaj)"!
turn ht are yms-