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Medford Stores
The Weather
Forecast: Unsettled tonight
and Saturday. Snow flurries
and colder tonight.
Temperature:
Highest yesterday
Lowest this mom In 5 36
Thirtieth Year
By Paul Mallon
Copyright. 1935, by Paul Mallon
WASHINGTON, Nov. 1. The Ital
ian press has now hailed Secretary
Hull's last note as a rebuff to the
League of Nations. The league has
hailed It as an
e n o o uragement
to proceed with
sanctions against
the Italians.
In the midst
of this confusing
hailing, the duty
has devolved up
on a diplomat
within the state
depar tment to
Interpret the
note. It Is his Job
to condense all
the acts of the
PAUL .MALLON
secretary of state Into confidential
memo form for four foreign envoys
strewn around the world. He strug
gled with the Hull document half an
hour, and then hailed It to his sec
retary as follows:
"Send them the whole note. I can
not interpret what the heck it
means.'1
You may accept this as the official
interpretation. Mr. Hull did not ap
prove league sanctions; he did not
disapprove, he Is perched "adroitly on
one hand and1 the other.
What the Italians do not Itnow Is
that Mr. Hull or someone close to him
has slipped a few choice additional
words to Geneva unofficially through
our diplomats there. This is to the
effect that the league should not
worry about the note; that the U. S.
cannot take action on league sanc
tions against Italy as long as they
are merely proposals, but that we will
give them serious (if not sympathetic)
attention when they are put into ef
fect. In . other words, the Geneva hail
aeema to be nearer right than the
Italian.
The note will undoubtedly win for
Mr. Hull this year the Nobel prize for
ambiguity.
The fundamental explanation for
such evasiveness Is supposed to be
that a man higher up than Mr. Hull
did not want any commitments or
Advance promises made to the league.
For several obvious reasons, also, this
government did not want to assume
the responsibility for falling to co
operate with the league on a peace
endeavor, although involvement in it
could conceivably lead to war.
The tortures of authorship are
supposed to hnve beset Mr. Hull for
three entire days. He spent that much
time composing and recomposlng. but
.was satisfied with the final draft.
A short time before Mr. Hull dis
patched the note, he summoned, of
all people in the world, his predeces
sor. Henry stlmson. This was the first
time any figure of the previous ad
ministration has been called into
counsel since President Roosevelt was
Inaugurated.
The purpose - was not social. It
seems that Mr. Stlmson had radioed
nationally a criticism of the admin
istration for not cooperating more
closely with the league. It is under
stood on the inside that Mr. Hull
asked him. In effect: "Just what
would you do under the clrcum-
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SIDE GLANCES
by
TRIBUNE REPORTERS
Bill Porter frantically washing the
Hoy Xe windows this morning. Not
that he had suddenly overcome his
natural Inclinations, but the window
ru Inscribed with many soapy re
marks about William himself, put
there by hta friends.
Ernie Rostel finding that bears can
be among nature's most persistent an
imals. After chasing one out of the
Rostel family Hmousin twice, he re
turned to find two more attempting
to hibernate In the cozy comfort of
the back seat.
Jerry Trill having singularly poor
luck in convincing anybody that the
akin on his nose wa removed by fall
ing boxes, most preferring to believe
some small boy knocked it off with a
fast one to the bugle.
A California tourist climbing out
of a Cadillac V-13, taking shelter un
der a dripping awning, and very in
duitriously rolltnc a Bull Durham
cigarette. Probably afraid he'd spill
tobacco on the cushions.
Jerry Latham stamping addresses
Jn a lather of speed, about 200 a
irsrute. but modestly disclaiming any
jrfrreurie honors.
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Twenty-Eight rages Two Sections
THOUSANDS FLEE
HOIS IN EARLY
E
More. Shocks to Follow Is
Word of ScientistTre
mor Worst Ever Felt in
History New York Area
NEW YORK, Nov. 1. (AP) Earth
quakes caused by a geological stimu
lus of 35,000 years ago shook the
eastern section of the United States
today and a. scientist predicted more
shocks would come.
"It can be recorded as certain. said
Dr. L. Don Leet, Harvard university
seismologist, "that there will be fol
lowing shocks; some may be small,
some large; we don't know how large."
Damage along the eastern seaboard
was light, although thousands fled
their homes as they Telt beds buckle
under them, chairs move along the
floor, and Baw pictures shake on the
walls In the enrly morning hours.
Earth Readjusting
Seismologists seeking the cause of
an earthquake In reputedly "earth
quake proof" Gotham discovered It
split-second ago as geological time Is
reckoned.
Dr. Chester A. Reeds, of the' Ameri
can Museum of Natural History, said
"the earthquake was one of those In
stantaneous reactions that the earth
makes to adjust the pressure on its
surface."
"Instantaneous," he said, "may not
be the word for It as modern speed
(Continued on Page Pour.)
ERIE RAILROAD CHIEF
IN CONFERENCE HERE
E. O. Denney, president of the Eric
railroad, arrived in Medford this
morning to confer with members of
the local fruit and traffic industries,
at a luncheon today at Hotel Med
ford. Accompanying Denney arc Mrs.
Denney; carl Howe, of Chicago, vice
president; R. E. O'Grady, of New
York, perishable traffic manager; and
P. J. Napoli, secretary to Mr. Denney.
Traveling in a private car, the
group is making a western tour for
the purpose of contacting fruit and
produce shippers and gathering first
hand information on problems con
fronting them. An attempt is made
to make this trip every year, but it
has not been possible for the past
three or four years, Coming from
Cleveland, the company has' made
stops nt Wenatchee, Yakima. Seattle,
Portland, and other points, and will
continue to California this evening.
According to Mr. Denney. railroad
business conditions show an improve
ment over last year, a 10 per cent In
crease being noted in loaded cars. The
upward movement Is expected to con
tinue. TRANSIENT JAILED
ON DRIVING CHARGE
ALBANY. Ore.. Nov. 1. (AP)
Charles W. Kibbett, a transient en
route from Portland to Long Beach,
was fined $50 in Justice court here
today upon conviction on a reckless
driving charge. The arrest followed
his collision with an automobile
driven by William W. Flagg of Eu
gene at Halsey last night,
Kibbett could not pay the fine
and was committed to the Linn
county Jail for 25 days.
Weather Fails to Halt
Advance Retail Trade
NEW YORK, Nov. 1. ( AP) "In spite
of the adverse influence of continued
unfavorable weather In some parts of
the country, retail distribution turn
ed upward slowly, with the broadest
trend apparent In manufacturing
districts.'' the weekly survey of Dun
l Bradstreet said today.
'With cooler weather a stimulating
factor in many district, retail sales
averaged 2 to 7 per cent larger than
a week earlier, while eeUmated totals
were ahead of those for the corres
ponding lf,l4 week by a ran re of 4
to 15 per cent, in uplfe of the io5r;
reported for some centers." the re
view said. m
"Although there was an upturn In
wholesale buying. It larked uniform
ity, the lareejt Ineraw emanatinc
; from the di'r!rM 'here brt'er in
dustrial condition prevail.
to Offer
Hawks Here Today
Capt. Frank Hawks, famous
speed filer who is making an air
tour of the country In the In
terest of the Will Rogers Memor
ial fun, was due to arrive at Med
ford municipal airport between 4
and 4:30 this afternoon from Sa
' Irm. Delayed overnight by plane
trouble and heavy' weather, Capt.
Hawks left Portland at 2:28 this
afternoon and landed in Salem for
a brief stop. He left Salem for
Medford at 2:50. He planned to
remain here tonight.
THREE LIVES TOLL
QUIET' OBSERVANCE
CHICAGO, Nov. 1. (AP) The na
tion today counted at least three
deaths and six persons severely in
jured as the result of last night's
Hallowe'en observance.
Ppllre and other, authorities gener
ally agreed, however, this year's fes
tival was charactcrled by fewer cas
ualties than In former years and a
decrease of depredations.
The recent campaign to make Octo
ber's witrhea Sabbath safe and sane
bore fruit In .extensive supervised
community merry making, hailed as
n safety valve for the future.'
Glenn Aldrldgc, 19, was fatally
wounded at La Tour. Mo., by a shot
allegedly fired by Marion McClure.
superintendent of schools, when a
group of high school boys and girls
started to carry away an outbuilding
at hK home. .
A five-year-old hoy In Troy, N. Y...
was burned to death when a bonrire
sot his costume afire. In a civic
parade at Brazil, Ind.. Raymond
Hill. 11, fell from a truck and was
killed.
AT HALF
The Medford Junior high school
football team waa leading the Ash-
1 land Juniors in their game at Van
I Scoyoc field this Hfternoon, 6-0. at
half time. The Bulldog score came
early In the game when Medford
blocked au Ashland kick on the 10
yard line. Clegg. fullback, rammed
over a few plays later to score.
The two teams seemed about even
in the middle of the field.
To Springfield Jack Smith left
last night for Springfield, Mo.
"The chief Increase in wholesale
volume for the week was contributed
by the enlarging holiday commit
ments. The assemblage of Christmas
merchandise apparently has started
Jn earnest and, based on orders thus
far plac?d, retailers are planning lor
I the largest holiday buKinrs since
I mo.
j "Even thouRh the utility factor
still predominates, medium prices
j ar.d luxury items have bulked heavier
j th.n last year.
; ''Plants manufacturing electric
r'ilpmnt continued to operate nt a
j rrtte placed at 20 per rnt above the
UM period and similar conditions
j applied to manufacturers of sanitary
and heating equipment.
"Mort of the textile line expanded.
, with nift far turf rs well occupied.
I and or;!; ! tending to Increase," the t
' survey aid,
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MEDFORD JUNIORS
Dollar
MEDFORD, OREGON,
TO
PLAN PREFERRED
IM
Two Programs Designed to
Increase Production by
30 Per Cent Coming Year
Lack of Sows Factor
By MITNRO KKZKR.
WASHINGTON. Nov. 1. (AP)
The AAA will ask farmers next week
which one of two plans they prefer
to boost hog production 30 per cent
In the 1036 corn hog program.
Under one pi an farmers would
have to raise more pigs to be eligi
ble for benefit payments.
Under the other, farmers would
be paid benefits only on the hogs
they raised, up to a maximum to
prevent over-expansion.
Either plan, Claude Wickard, corn
hog chief, predicted would stimu
late production to an extent whereby
the farm administration's goal of 30
per cent more pork might be real
ized. Under 1035 contracts, farmers could
not raise for market more than 00
per cent of the hogs marketed a
year In the 1032-33 baso period, but
to be eligible for payments had to
raise at least 25 per cent of their
base period production.
Because .of heavy liquidation of
breeding stock last year, when the
drought sharply curtailed feed sup
plies, many farmers had difficulty
in meeting the 25 per cent require
ment. Wickard said It caused more
complaints from farmers than any
other single feature of the 1035 pro
gram. -
New corn-hog officials are con
sidering raising the percentage re
quirement to anywhere from 35 to
50 per cent, That would menn that
many farmers to comply would have
to acquire additional sows. Those
favoring this theory think farmers
would do so to retain benefit pay
ments. Under the other plan, suggested
for Iowa, farmers who raised 00 per1
cent of their baso production would
receive more benefits than those
who produced only 25 or 80 or 70
per cent of their bases.
ON AUTO CHARGE
Robert Farnsworth of route 4. who
it Is alleged, when arrested Wednes
day charged with having no opera
tor's permit gave the name of Rob
ert Kelly, was today given & fine of
$50 in Justice court and assessed
court costs of 4.50,
Farnsworth, according to state po
lice who made the arrest, has been
convicted four ttmea on similar
charges, and each time has been
fined and given court costs. Each
time he has promised to come in and
pay, according to police, and each
time has failed to do so.
He was scheduled to appear in
court yesterday on the present charge,
b:it failed to come. so state police
went after him and arrested him at
his home, holding him in the county
Jail. Farnsworth told the court that
he did not have $50. and so was con
fined to the county Jail to work out
the fine at (2 per day. helping with
the Janitor work.
AID FOR MOMS
HYDE PARK, N. Y., Nov. 1, f AP)
Federal agencies were directed to
day by President Roosevelt to extend
immediate relief- in the Montana
earthquake.
Informed at his family home of the
new tremors, Mr, Roosevelt directed
the Red Cross, the army and federal
relief administration to send repre
sentatives Immediately to Helena to
provide aid and report on conditions.
One fatality
SALEM, Nov. I (API The state
industrial accident commission today
reported one Oregon workman killed
during the week ending October 31
There were 575 accidents. The fatal
ly Injured workman was Elmer L,
Swan. Olmdale truck driver.
Quarterly Income shares, t)!d $1 50;
Mkrtl 1 fll.
JAIL FARNSWORTH
i
I Income Shares I
Bargains
4XT
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 1,
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84 Medford Firms
Show $1 Bargains
In Today's Issue
Reflecting a genuine spirit of
co-operation on the part of busi
ness firms or Medford in the
community dollar day selling
event Saturday and Monday, to
day's issue of The Mall Tribune
has 84 Medford firms represented
in Its advertising columns. The
advertising of 21 national Ac
counts also appear in today's Mall
Tribune.
The dollar day sale, staged Jo
morrow and Monday on a community-wide
scale, waa sponsored
by the retail merchants' com
mittee of the Jackson County
Chamber of Commerce. Markets oi
the entire country were scoured
by business firms for attractive
dollar bargains and Items appear
ing In today's Mall Tribune ad
vertising assure an outstandingly
successful community selling
event, drawing shoppers from a
rich trade area In northern Cali
fornia and southern Oregon with
a population In excess of 50.000
persons.
OVER PRESCOTT
The new CCC camp In Prcscott
Memorial park will be occupied for
the first time tomorrow with the ar
rival of Company 1652 on a special
train from Immigrant Springs in the
Vancouver Barracks district.
The train Ja due to arrive hero at
1 ;30 and a fleet of CCC transport
trucks will bo Rt the station to take
the men Immediately to their new
camp on the western flnnk -of Roxy
Ann.
The Prescott camp was completed
recently and Is described an one of
the most modern CCC lay-outs in
the country. It is fin addition to the
Medford district, there now being 24
camps in this area.
The commanding personnel of the
new company was not listed In the
message received at headquarters here
today telling of the arrival of the
special train tomorrow.
Robert Kent la project stipertnten
dent of Prescott Memorial park. He
now has a permanent crow of main
tenance men.
Company 572 was due to arrive to
night in Coquille from Priest Lake,
Idaho. It also la a new contingent
for the Medford district and will be
encamped Rt Humbug Mountain for
the winter.
Evacuation at Diamond lake and
Upper Rogtio were to be completed
today, the men having been trans
ferred to other Medford district
camps for the winter.
With these movements over, the
winter- transfers affecting the Med
ford district will have been comple
ted. LISTED OBSOLETE
PORTLAND. Ore, Nov. 1. (API
Portland's Swan Island airport, the
general boundaries of which were
laid out ten years ago with a view
largely to the limited air traffic of
that time, has been officially de
scribed by the federal department of
commerce as obsolete.
John B. Wynne of the department
of commerce advised Mayor Carson's
airport committee that "future op
erating methods and procedures will
of necessity have to omit Swan
Inland.
"Adjacent obstructions and short
cross runways," he reported, "pre
clude the possibility of considering
Swan Island for the heavier traffic."
City officials have been advised
that $1,300,000 of WPA money Is
available for development of an ade
quate location, and suitable altes will
be sutdled.
COLD WEATHER FORCES
CANCELLATION OF GAME
ALBANY. Ore., - Nov, 1. (APj
Cold weather has put a temporary
halt to football activities here. The
Albsny-McMlnnville high school game
scheduled for thla afternoon, has
been postponed Until Monday, and
Albany college Is considering postpon
ing Its game with Unflcld. scheduled
for Saturday night at Albany, The
gridiron Is frozen and snow covered.
Canfield Ket urns David H. Can
field, superintendent of Crater Lake
national park, was bark at headquar
ters here today after making an in
pe.ion trip to the lake yesterday.
Saturday and Monday
1933.
ITALY TO ENTER II
OF PEACE TERMS
Baron Aloisi to Join Hoare
and Lavel at Geneva
Query U. S. On Action On
Pre-War Trade Agreement
Ily BALE II.ARHISON
Associated Press Mnff Writer
Italy girded today for the blow of
boycotts, but sent her envoy to Ge
neva to strive anew for peace.
She asked a question, too, of the
United States, saying in stibstance at
Washington through her ambassador:
'What do you Intend to do about
the Italo-American trade agreement
which was negotiated before the
present Italo-Ethlopian trouble be
gan?" The United States is expected to
answer: "Nothing."
Under the president's neutrality
proclamation, American business has
been warned it trades with Italy and
Ethiopia at Its own risk.
Key IHptotnutp Confer
At Geneva three key diplomats in
the conversations to find a solution
to the present trouble In Europe and
Africa Baron Aloisi of Italy, Sir
Samuel Hoare of England and Pre
mier Laval of France gathered for
dicsusslon tomorrow. Presumably
they, will try anew for a common
ground on which peace can be ac
complished. The League of Nations assembly In
committee will decide tomorrow on
the date on which the economic hoy
cott of I(jaly in to begin. November
15 is expected to be the dnte. Eng
land and Frnnce are agreed that an
early date should bo decided upon,
the quicker to get the league machinery-launched
against Italy.
"We are not running after peace,"
said a Mussolini spokesman at the
League of Nations headquarters, "but
we are not refusing to negotiate."
Deny Dure Worried
There had been heard earlier some
talk that with the sabre of sanctions
(Continued on Page Stz)
CHICAGO. Nov. 1. W) Hog prices
in Chicago today had dropped to the
lowest levels In almost four months.
Market prices were $1 to $1.25 a
hundred pounds lower than early lnt
week and were $3 below the 1035 high
point eatablished In August.
Decline of 50 cents to $1.50 were
reported tn distributing centers for
pork yesterday, with choice fresh loins
falling: to $18.60 a hundred pounds,
compared with $25 last week.
Top (rmde new crop hogs sold yes
terday at $8.35 a hundred.
Consumer 'resentment and general
reluctance to pay hiffh retail prices
for pork aided in forcing prices lower
at the stockyards.
TRANSIENT SHOPLIFTERS
GET SIXTY -DAY JOLTS
John Hurley, 22, and Joe Kennedy,
2.3, transients, pleaded guilty In
Justice court thla morning to charges
of petty larceny, and were sentenced
to serve 60 days In the county Jail
and assessed court costs of $4.60
each. The two were accused of shop
lifting at the Safeway grocery store
at the corner of Main and Holly
streets.
HOG PRICES HIT
FOUR MONTH LOW
King Victor Backs Dace
In Ethiopian Conquest
By George Jordan
Associated Presa Foreign staff
ROME. Nov. 1. ( AP) King Victor
Emanuel came openly and publicly
j to the support of Premier Mussolini
today for Italy's campaign of con
quest In Ethiopia.
Speaking from the same platform
where II Duce'stood yesterday when
lie inaugurated the University of the
City of Rome, the king uttered vir
tually the same words as the premier.
Victor Emanuel asserted that Italy
was fostering hor civilization at home,
while engaged In defence of "her se
curity and her future."
Without mentioning this current
International complications specific
ally, the king absolved Italy of any
intention of disturbing world peace.
The monarch concluded his address
with an appeal to foreigners present
at the ceremony to spread word of
Italy's mission of civilization.
Full Inltcd l'r
f TWl"flTlll U.l LI H m
Mlis Cassia Holmes, former war
nurse, was elected commandner of
the Kent. Ore., post of the Ameri
can Legion one of the few women
in the United States to win such an
honor. (Associated Press Photo)
KLAMATH LOATH
TO
A howling blizzard ' through the
night, that left the city of Klamath
Falls half frown under a five-inch
blanket of new snow, thla morning
seriously threatened cancellation of
scheduled Medford-Klamoth football
game at the Pelican City tomorrow.
Principal C. O. Smith of the Med
ford school, after two telephono con
versations with the Klamath officials,
stated late this afternoon that' the
game would probably go ahead as
planned. According to his informa
tion, thero was only about two Inches
of snow on Modoc field, and barring
further heavy snows, this would be
scraped away, leaving a muddy but
playable field. The game has cre
ated so much lntereet In Klamath
P'alls, where the possibility of an up
set victory fired the fans, that of
ficiate are reluctant to cancel the
game.
The Medford team will leave by
bua at 8 o'clock tomorrow mornlnR,
and will probably warm up for an
hour before the game, to get used
to the unusual cold. Most of the
members of the squad have equipped
(Continued on Psse Three)
The new grand Jury, George L.
Treicnler of Contra! Point, foreman,
completed Its first session yesterday
nfternoon with return or two true
bills both against O. E. Kllngle, on,
a charge of drawing bank checks
with Insufflilcnt funds In the bank
to meet them. Bond waa fixed on
each count at $250 by the court,
with arraignment to come later.
The grand Jury investigated a
number of cattle cases, Including
one against Boyd Hamilton of Roch.
but deferred action pending forther
investigation, the district attorney
said.
Fascist feeling against Oreat Brit
ain mounted higher today amid prep
arations to rcsint an imminent eco
nomic blockade by the League of Na
tions, attributed generally by , the
public to British Insistence.
Many merchants placed covers over
English words on the windows of
their establishments to avoid deita
onatratlons such as those held by
youths yenterday and last night be
fore the British embassy and several
stores.
Some storekeepers removed British
goods from their display windows and
counters, lest they arouse antagonism.
A constant gtiatd of police and sev
eral score carabinlerl, or. mounted
soldiers, was maintained around the
British embassy,
"That Is the way the World war
started," commented some observers
of the demonstrations.
GET THE HABIT
Of following Frank Watunabc'i
entertaining Ob So! feature
n-hlcb n-IIl appear dally on the
first pace of the Mall Tribune.
Tou'll like tills delightful;
humorous Japanese character!-
No. 191.
SENATE IN Fl
COMMISSION OF 7
TO BOILDJAPITOL
Upper House Considers New,
Bill Section by Section
Licensing of All Re
tail Stores Is Proposed
SALEM. Nov. 1. 1& Ti iwn
capitol building commission shall con-
Hiss oi seven members, two appointed
by the governor, two hv t.h n(M.nt
of the senate, two by the speaker of
hid iiouse ana one oy the six ap
pointees, should the senate a mend
men to the new capitol bill b ap
proved.
In session aa a committee of the
Whole, thfl At&ta (vmntv lotA tnrisiv
still considering the new capitol bill
oibiuji uy Becuim, job original Dill
provided that the governor should
flnnolnfc t,hr tnAinhrtr tt
state constitution the governor would
im vacancies by appointment.
SALEM, Nov. it (p) Work at -the
Oregon legislature today was concen
trated in the senate aa the upper
house stArted the second day of floor
debate over the bill, for construction
of the new capitol building.
Late yesterday two of the three pro
posals were eliminated, leaving only
the bll calling for $3,500,000 capitol
on the old alto with purchase of ad
ditional land. Today the senate re
solved Itself into a committee of the
Whole for consideration of the mea
sure, now known aa senate bill 34.
, Debate Salnry. -
Debate arose over the section pro
viding for payment of $10 a day for
members of the capitol commission.
Tills was the first section considered,
and two amendments were proposed,
one to cut the per diem tn half and
the other to eliminate the nalary, pro
viding only the expenses of the mem
bers when In session. .
The number of members on the
commission will alao be debated It
waa roportcd an amendment calling
for the transfer from the state res
toration fund of $75,000 for purchaaei
of a alte may be proposed.
It waa expected the senate will
(Continued on Page Three)
E
HELD TO
Whether because of foul weather or
a spirit of reform among the children
of Medford, th city fared very well
through Hallowe'en, as far as damage
to property waa concerned, a hasty
check-up today revealed.
In contrast to the usual morning
after havoc to be encountered in the
streets of the city, there were no
broken signposts, mutilated fences or
other destroyed property of a serious
nature. , .
Soaping windows waa not so general
a in past ycara. Isolated Instance
of chairs being taken from porches
were noted, but that was about all.
The only damage to city property
so far noted waa the theft of the
iron grating covering the gutter in
take at the Main street and Rosa
court intersection fountain, and po
lice are confident that It will be re
covered aoon. Special police working
the downtown area and the residen
tial district made only one arrest.
No one bothered the memorial statu
in the city park. It waa reported,
Oh So!
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ID HOLDEN
This one mnke me Innghing
ikc'sunngiin I hope yon simi
lar. In ono cei tain hotel in Lea
Angeles a Indy rush down to
ttin nffini. and complain thnt
lady in next room were cookins
onions! Cooking ore ngainst of
tin rules in hotoin yon know.
o hotel clerk say, "But Mrs
Plank dont YOU cooking in
vnnr innm also?" "Well VP!,'
she mumble, "but thnt wore
only a little fish for my dog
ht not with ONIONS!" That
baaing- me a motto beforo you
complain about other fellow-
he sure your fish arc not worse
than hi onions.
Happy odors to you please.