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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
w-rt. iu t this time the vollttcal
Xur and mud will be flying, and people
will be unable to Bleep nights, what
with sweeping out the White Houae.
and chaalng raacala out of court
fcouaes. It Is predicted the Intelligent
Voter will be more bo than the laat
time.
see
Little glrla are getting ready for
school, and have new dresses which
their Mama's let them wear Sundays.
The Hollywood writer, who wants
to be frozen stiff, and revived by a
scientist, can fool the law that won't
let him. by getting shaved in the
Bates Boys tonsorlal parlor any morn
ing next December.
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University lads are getting ready to
go back to the campus, to suffer from
the hallucination they are Commun
ists, and make everybody else suffer
from their giddiness. The Boy Bol
ehevika of this section are Just me
dium fair sneerers at the Constitution
and the government that la educating
them.
e e
Jno. Mann opened up full blast In
his new store Thurs. eve, and same is
a dandy. It Is modern, and air con
ditioned. On the hottest day It is
cool enough In the store to buy an
overcoat. Oood work, Jnol
The hunting season opened In Cali
fornia on the 16th, but most of the
local nlmrocls will wait until Sept. 30.
and be shot for a deer In their native
state.
B. Hughes left Frl. for Chi., where
tie will play football this yr. Mr.
Hughes Is welt remembered locally as
the stalwart young man who cavorted
for Old Medford (1024-1028), in a
highly capable manner.
Country folks are sawing up their
winter's wood, faster than it can be
stolen.
There was a battle royal at the
Armory Thurs. eve., between five (8)
wtc tiers, and was more battle than
royal. Ono of the grapple rs was held
by one foe, while another foe cata
pulted at his tummy, with deadly ac
curacy. After taking more punish
ment than a Shorthorn bull, he suc
cumbed. Then the suvivors got their
wind and proved snew that man U
well put together and not easily rip
ped asunder.
see
Floyd Hart Is now ensconsed In his
new Igloo.
C. Hoover disposed of some hogs
In Portland st 111 pr cwt last week,
and Is feeling accordingly.
C. A. Knight is back from Vermont
and It was his 31st scoot across the
continent.
Tomatoes are about ready to pick.
Due to favorable weather conditions,
their own efforts, four speeches by
Peoria Bill Gates, and the fertility
of the soil, they are excellent. For a
time it looked like they would get
another talking to, from Peoria.
The Vern Brophy dog was taken to
the seashore last Week, and made a
pronounced hit with one and all In
Crescent City. His master towned
Saturday.
8. Sherwood, of the po .Is the
latest to be mad about golf, but as
yet. Is not mad enough to don the
trousers of the game.
CofC. committees were stirring
round last week, with former gusto.
e
The Elks cat, which ate something,
he did not agree with ten days ago.
Is himself once more.
The hs. football squad Is getting
ready for the fracas. They were de
feated by Klamath Falls twice last
week, via the telepathy route. They
will Ungle with Salem and the UofO.
Froth In November.
Picking and packing of pears starts
In the morning. Ihey are wh.t makes
the mare end the autoe go.
Dr. Mead to Vltt
WASHINGTON, Aug. 17. (AP) Dr.
El wood Mead, commissioner of recla
mation, said today he will visit the
Deschutes river Irrigation and recla
mation project in Oregon late this
month.
Acquit ohmpla Mayor.
OLYMPIA. Aug. 17 (AP) Mayor
y. A. Longaker of Olympla stood
acquitted today In a Justice court
charge of misconduct In office.
MEMBER.
Queer
THE average Communist is a queer bird. He is so keen for
human welfare that he loves to incite mass murder, wars,
and destruction. To gain his goal he goes charging down to the
German boat "Bremen," tears down a German flag and obvious
ly tries to precipitate an international episode in a world teeter
ing on the brink of a caldron.
The Communist is willing to kick the whole of Christendom
into the boiling soup kettle of war wherein untold millions may
die in pain in the rather vain hope that when the bubbling pot
is burned out and emptied, the debris will hold the makings of a
new world. Blood and suffering, starvation and cold, horror
and universal debt mean nothing to the Communist. He beckons
to them all. The more the better that he may take the bet that
his world will arise when the human heart and mind can no
longer bear its agony.
AND what is his world! The best that it has produced is
Russia. Russia is a land without liberty. A hundred and
sixty million people chained o a daily grind. A land wherein
men are shot without a jury trial by the thousands every year.
A land where millions have starved because of economic un
balance. A land where no paper prints the truth, no man speaks
the truth and no one dares even to dream of the truth. A cruel
land. A hard land. A land where the individual has disappeared
and the social mind is without conscience.
And for that kind of a world the Communist in his madness
would wreck this civilization. It is not perfect. It can be im
proved. Slowly through evolutionary processes, justice is com
ing to this civilization as fast as man and the masses can take it.
But the Communist in his haste and wrath would cast it to the
winds, throw away freedom and discard the progress of a
thousand years.
A queer bird this Communist. A mad turtle dove turned
vulture. Emporia (Kansas) Gazette.
Communications
Old Age Pensions
To the Editor:
When the new old age pension
plan Is enacted we hope It will be
administered In sympathetic, help
ful manner Instead of the harsh
penurious and shameful way the
present plan is conducted. Every ap
plicant for an old age pension has
to undergo every objection the board
can possibly think of before they
can get pension. They have to be
paupers and all their near relatives
have to be almost paupers before
they can obtain relief. - '
If the old folks have children try
ing to raise a family and keep out of
debt on forty to sixty dollars a month
they are told that the children must
keep them, when anyone knows that
no man can raise family the way
they have a right to be raised on
less thsn 9100 a month. Finally If an
aged person Is lucky enough to get
a pension It Is a measly eight to
twelve dollars a month that no reas
onable person could expect a person
to live on.
Out north of town there lives sn
old man 08 years of age who Is re
ceiving ten dollars a month pension.
It Is absolutely shameful for anyone
to expect this man to exist on this
amount when he has no other means
of support whatever.
There are dozens of others in like
circumstances throughout the county.
Out of every one hundred dollars
paid out In taxes In Jackson county,
less than one dollar goes for old sge
pensions.
We have asked several taxpayers If
they had any objections to paying
less than a dollar for every one hun
dred dollars paid out for old age
pensions sud the answer has been
every time, "No." They wouldn't care
If twice that much were levied for
the old age pension.
In view of the fact that under the
new pension act the county furnishes
only one-fourth of the money, we
hope the new board will see fit to
give the old folks the benefit of any
doubts and give them enough to live
decently on.
TAXPAYER.
Route No. 3, Medford. Ore.. Aug. 10.
Ed Note: With funda at their com
mand the county court la doing
everything In its power to properly
provide for those entitled to old age
pensions, With Inadequate funds ob
viously all that should be done csn't
be done. With federal old age pen
sions now provided for and the entire
problem to be adjusted, as the spec
ial session of the legislature, we be
lieve our correspondent need not
worry about the future.
Pierce the Tariff
To the Editor:
Congressman Walter M. Pierce has
changed about face and is now in
favor of high protective tariffs, ac
cording to his own statement recently
pumianed in the congressional Rec
ord.
As congressman he has supported
the policy of plowing under crop,
slaughterlnj stock snd processing
meats, to make them scares and high.
and la now disturbed because Argen
tine and Canada take advantage of
our artificial prices and ahlp In grain
and meats. He now favors a prohibi
tive tariff on these products and the
continued destruction of crops and
live stock, so as to further kite the
prlos to consumers and the profits to
me oig rarmera.
Pierce owns one of the larceat
farms of eastern Oregon, on which he
grows principally wheat and cattle.
For a long time wheat has brought In
the neighborhood of $1 00 per bushel,
and prime beef, such as his white
fsced steers, from S to 10 cents per
pound on foot. Considering other
commodities, and especially the earn
ing ability of consumers, should he
not be satisfied with these prions?
Millions of people are unable to
buy enough bread and meat at the
prevailing prices, and the government
Is giving out billions. In one form or
snother of relief, to enable them to
live. If prices go higher Uncle Sam
will have to dole out still more for
their subsistence. And high living
expenses will rapidly sdd more people
to the relief rolls, thus increasing the
public debt which must ultimately be
paid by all taxable persons and prop
erty Including the farmers and their
land. When the end of the chain It
reached, which la apparently now In
Birds
sight, all fruits of special privilege
will have to be returned to the com
mon basket.
The whole scheme of prohibitive
tariffs snd destroying property to in
crease prices la wrong, morally and
economically, wrong. There never was
a time In the history of the world
when the socailed surplus of food
and clothing products would not have
been consumed, If the poor and starv
ing of the various nations had been
able to purchase their needs. If law
makers, like Mr. Fierce, would lend a
hand and help the needy procure
gainful work, so their wants could be
supplied by their own efforts, no help
would be required from tho govern
ment, snd the over production bugs
boo would Immediately vanish.
Prohibitive tariffs are the flowers
of human greed. They were the chief
cause of the world depression.. They
violate the commandment, "Thou
shalt not steal". They have been the
chief means of taking from the many
and concentrating in the handa of the
few. It haa been many times said,
ad never denied, that one thousad
persons own eighty per cent of the
wealth of the United States. This
leaves 30 percent for the remaining
139.090,000 inhabitants.
Instesd of placing stilts under the
farmer, congress should have knocked
them out from under the Industrial
ist. For sixty years voters were bun
coed with th spurious patter about
protecting infant Industries from the
pauper labor of Europe. Which has
the more paupers now, Europe or the
good old U. S. A.?
The limit of high protection came
with the passage of the celebrated
Smoot-Hawley bill, which climaxed
the depression and relegated Its ad
vocates to the political boneyard.
About thla time I wrote some verse
which seems apropos for closing this
epistle, for the benefit of Mr. Pierce.
A Tariff Lesson
Uncle Shy lock owned sn Island,
And built all round a "tariff wall"
So high the men of other Islands
Could never scale Its top at all.
Uncle Shylock roamed the Islands
Of all his neighbors when he would;
He winked one eye and asked his
neighbors
To call and see him when they could.
Uncle Shylock peddled peanuts
in an the countries he had barred.
And filled his coffers with maruma.
Also his lardera full of lard.
And then hi nottrhhn (linH.r.
Oot wIm and hnilt mhinbm.nf.
As high as Bsbel. without stairways,
ahq uncjo wonaerea wnst to do.
Uncle Shylock lost his tsmrar.
And cried, "Embargo, boycott";
wnne neignoora grinned at hla cha-
grinning.
And seemed contented with their lot.
Shylock has pesnuts In storage
Then why. In deed, should he bewail?
nv wrings nis nanaa snd mutters
cuss-wordii.
Because he's growing short on kale.
WILLIAM E. PHIPPS.
Medford. Ore., Aug. 18. 1935.
Will Rogers Great Man
To the Editor:
We try bravely to smile through
our tears, as he would have us do
and wave our last salute, to him and
hts gallant comrade as they
"take off" together on their last long
wyage may it be "bon voyage" in
deed. But to a bewildered and depressed
world, the passing of this beloved
guide. Is s staggering blow,
His shrewd appraisal of events, his
kindly, humorous observation of men
and women, were a daily tonic to our
minds and hearts and souls. No llv.
tnir minister or .vlltnr In all h
world could compare with will Rog. '
ers In the beneflcient Influence 1
Announcing
New Studio Location ....
815 West Main at Orange
JOHN R. KNIGHT
Teacher of
VIOLIN
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D.
Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene not to disease
diagnosis or treatment will be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped self-addressed
envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink.
Owing to the large number of letters
No reply can be made to queries not
William Brady, 265 EI Camino, Beverly
NUTRITION OF F
I am a minister, writes O. O. .
at present living with my parents
snd serving two small churches. My
elderly father
makes but little
at odd Jobs. My
s s 1 a r y is very
small. We raise a
garden and hogs
and yet It is a
hard matter to
secure, through
the winter, a
proper diet.
Something ought
to be done about
. , . families, on
relief, aa well as
those who are trying to stay off of
relief, for they suffer from a de
ficiency of vitamins, iron, protein.
Their diet is chiefly starches. I know
of many cases here (farming coun
try in the midwest) where illness
and disease has claimed health and
life due to such nutritional defic
iencies. I know positively that fami
lies on relief have had to grovel and
cower and plead to get barely enough
to eat and wear. One little girl had
rickets, I believe, due to wrong diet.:
The mother was refused fresh fruits !
for her, and not until the doctor
who ordered the diet raised particu
lar h 1 did she get It. . . . Would
It be possible for you to work out a :
diet containing sufficient iron, pro- j
telns and vitamins and publish it I
In your column? G. C. j
Fresh fruits have little or nothing
to do with rickets. Insufficient fresh
fruit or fresh green vegetables In the
diet would be a factor of scurvy.
Rickets Is due rather to Insufficient
fresh eggs, butter, milk and cream,
which are the best natural sources
of vitamin D. This Is the vitamin
which la necessary to prevent rickets
and weaknesa in muscle and bone;
not only that, but vitamin D pro
motes development of sound teeth.
Vitamin C, of which fresh fruits
or their Juices and fresh green vege
tables are the best natural sources,
is necessary not only to prevent
scurvy but also to preserve the teeth
against decay and the gums against
chronic Inflammation, sponglness.
bleeding, tenderness, pyorrhea, Rtgg's
disease, glglvltls.
These are among the Important
functions of vitamins O and D.
There are several other health-giving
or disease-preventing effects con
ferred by an adequate intake of
vitamins.
In the winter season when fresh
fruits and fresh vegetables are not
available, tomato or tomato Juice
factory canned (not home canned)
is perhaps the best source of vita
min C for infant or adult. The
canning process used in the factory
Is the vacuum process that is, the
food Is sealed in the can before it
Is cooked. Thus little or no air (oxy
wielded on the spirit of his fellow
men.
Hhe was the apo thesis of all we
like to think of as essentially Amer
ican, yet he was so humsn, that a
sorrowing world will claim him as
their own, and mourn with us the
loss of our most universally beloved
citizen.
However, we cannot associate
mourning with the soul of this man,
so again we will try hard to smile
through our tears as we say "bon
voyage!" and "God be with you 'till
we meet again!" and In our hearts
a prayer that somehow, sometime,
somewhere, we all may meet him
again.
ARIEL BURTON POMEROT,
Central Point, Aug. 16.
STATEPWACHIEF
PORTLAND, Aug. 17. (AP) C. C.
Hockley, state PWA engineer, an
nounced today he will leave August
20 on a tour of Oregon coast cities
for s series of meeting with commit
tees for the purpose of discussing
needs, financing snd procedure for
obtaining federal aid in PWA pro
jects. The meetings, open to the public,
will be held in the city hall at each
point,
On the night of Tuesday, August
30. Hodtley will be at Eugene. The
next day he will meet with Roseburg
committees, and will appear at
Orants Pass that night. On Thursday.
August 23. he will meet from 10 a.
m. to 3 p. m. with Medford delega
tions. That afternoon and evening he
will go to Oold Beach and Port Or
ford. On Saturday. Sunday and Mon
day he will visit Marshfleld. Reeds-
port and Toledo.
Asks Mining Water.
SALEM. Aug. 17 (AP) Coral Rob
ertson. Oallce. has filed application
with 8tate Engineer C. E. Strlrklln
for a permit to appropriate four
second feet of water from Hook
Gulch, tributary of the Rogue river,
for mining purposes in 'Josephine
county.
COMES THURSDAY
TO AIR PROJECTS
received only a few can be answered.
conforming to Instructions. Address Dr.
Hills, Cal.
AMILIE8 ON RELIEF
gen) can act on the food during
the cooking. In the home process
there is more or less oxidation dur
ing cooking, and oxidation destroys
vitamin C. Factory canned tomato
Juice is practically equivalent to
any fresh fruit juice In vitamin C
content and this is fortunate for
Infants, for every Infant should re
celve a dally ration of tomato Juice
or fruit Juice to Insure an adequate
supply of vitamin C. Of course fresh
tomato Juice is preferable to canned
tomato Juice, if it Is available.
Probably two eggs a day would
provide all the vitamin D an adult
requires, but an Infant may need
more of this vitamin In proportion
with body weight.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
A Lot of Cheese.
Last December you advised us to
eat cheese, any kind, lota of It. In
the past six months I have eaten
70 pounds of smearcase. My hands
are Just as stiff as ever when I
waken at night; I cannot rise from
the pew In church gracefully; nor
get out of an auto any more easily
thsn I could before I ate the smear
case. But I have enjoyed the eating
and I thank you for recommending
it. Mrs. M. C. M.
Answer Smearcase. city hicks, is
still another name for cottage cheese,
Dutch cheese. Cheese of any kind
is not only highly nourishing (more
calories than meat) but provides
elements generally needed, namely
calcium and phosphorus. Every din
ner should Include cheese. It Is eco
nomical food for everybody.
Flshskln.
All my young life I was unhappy
because I was either pitied or laugh
ed at , . . but I have found how
to remedy flshskln now. Take a daily
warm or cold bath with soap and a
stiff brush. I think people who suf
fer with flshskln disease will be de
lighted with the resultsK. E. B.
Answer Thank you. Following any
bath It Is well for one with dry,
scaly, Irritable or Itching skin to
apply some oil a few drops only,
such aa olive oil (sweet oil) to re
place the natural sebum (skin oil)
removed by bathing or lacking be
cause of the skin disease.
Tobacco Habit.
Three years ago I thought it would
be smart to smoke a cigarette with
a girl friend . . . now It has become
a habit and I want to break It , .
I am eighteen . . . Miss M. B. $
Answer Send stamped envelope
bearing your address and ask for
monograph on Tobacco Habit.
(Copyright, 1935. John F. Dllle Co.)
Ed. Note: Persons wishing to
com in tin teat e with- Dr. Brady
should send letter direct to Dr.
William Brady, M. D., 265 El
Camino, Beverly Hills, CaL
MEIER, FRANK PUT
ON UNFAIR LIST'
BY STATE
PORTLAND, Aig. 17. (AP)-VThe
Oregon Federation of Labor, having
nominated its officers and selected
Klamath Falls aa next year's meeting
place, concluded its 33rd annual con
vention here today with a parade of
union members through the city's
streets.
The convention resolved to plsce
Meier Sj Frank, department store, on
the "unfair list" because the store
will not enforce a "closed shop" in
Its truck driving department.
Other resolutions requested that all
WPA projects be transferred to PWA
which requires union wages; that all
unions contribute as much as pos
sible to the sawmill and timber work
ers' unions which are still on strike,
and that a recruiting campaign be
carried on among lumber and timber
workers.
An sppeal was made for voluntary,
contributions of ten cents a year
from all members for hiring an envoy
at the state legislature.
The report of the committee on
officers carried an attack on the of
fice of state budget director. The
committee described this office as a
political subterfuge to reward politi
cal henchmen.
"The greatest service a budget dir
ector could render the citizens of
the state." the report said, "would be
to advocate abolishing the office
which he holds."
Albania Remit Falls
TIRANA. Albania. Aug. 17. (APt
The government announced today
that Albania's latest "revolution." an
abortive uprising attempted by 35
police and a few civilians, has been
completely suppressed.
Bowmans Beauty Shop
18 South Central.
Permanents $1.50 up
Finger Wave, dry 50c
Finger Wave, wet ..... .35c
SHAMPOO, FINGER WAVE, ELEC. MANICURE M.25
SHAMPOO, FINGER WAVE, dry 75
SHAMPOO, FINGER WAVE, wet 60
SOAPLESS SHAMPOO and FINGER WAVE $1.25
MARCEL 500
ELECTRIC MANICURE 50r
Comment
on the
Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS.
HERB is probably the most Im
portant news paragraph, ever
printed In America:
"President Roosevelt sent the na
tion into a momentous governmental
venture today by signing the social
security bill."
(The social security bill, as every
one doubtless knows, undertakes to
provide pensions for the aged, un
employment compensation for those
who lose their Jobs and greatly In
creased health services at public
cost.)
THIS nation, Incomparably the
greatest on earth, with a fuller
measure of the good things of life
for EVERYBODY, big and little,
than any people ever enjoyed be
fore since time began, was founded
and grew up on the basic principle
that each shall look out for him
self, enjoying the fruits of his own
labors and suffering the consequences
of his own mistakes.
For this theory of rugged indi
vidualism, under which the nation
has become great, the social security
bill attempts to substitute the prin
ciple that ALL OF US must look
out for those of us who are unable,
for one reason or another, to look
out lor themselves.
That Is truly a radical change.
npHIS Insignificant writer, whose
X opinions are of no importance to
anyone save himself, FEARS the
social security bill, shudders at its
possible consequences, doubts If hu
man nature is sufficiently refined
and purified to make success for it
possible, but would have VOTED
FOR IT if a member of the present
congress.
M .
ITTHEN Columbus sailed, westward
TV into the unknown, he FEARED
the venture. On the basis of knowl
edge then existing, the chances were
all against its success. The proba
blllty was that it would end in dis
aster.
But some strong Inner urge to
find something better than had ever
been known before drove Columbus
on, ontwelghlng hts fears, and giv
ing him courage to proceed In the
face of opposition, skepticism end
ridicule.
He DID find something better
than had ever been known before
THE risks Involved In the social
security bill are great Indeed.
The cost of It may be more than
productive Industry can bear. It may
arouse false hopes and realization
that these hopes are Impossible ol
fulfillment may generate a back
wash of cynical disappointment that
might overwhelm our institutions
By removing the necessity on tne
part of each of us to look out for
himself and hla dependents, It may
destroy initiative and paralyze thrift.
These dangers that are so appar
ent now are as acute as were the
FANCIED dangers that confronted
Columbus. But if the venture does
succeed, as Columbus' did, we shall
have accomplished something mag
nificent for it would be truly mag
nificent to provide security for hu
tnan beings without destroying their
industry and paralyzing their thrift.
So let's conquer our fears and go
ahead, driven forward by -that urge
to find something better than has
ever been known before which has
been responsible for about all the
progress human beings have ever
made.
GAS TAX FEES IN
J
E
SALEM, Aug. 17 (AP) The mon"
of July. 1935. with motor fuel tax
receipt, of 955.281.70 set a new
high record of Income from thla
source. Secretary of State Snell re
ported today. Thla tax waa on 10.
085 234 gallons.
In July. 1930. the gasoline sales
aggregated 19.360.753 gallons with
a total tax of $773,934. The June.
1934. tax. second highest In history,
waa M28.335.S5 or H34.936.08 under
the last month.
Use Mall TriouiM vant m,
Phone 57
NEW YORK
DAY BY DAY
By O. O. Mclntyre
NEW YORK. Aug. 17. Purely per
sonal piffle: World's saddest expres
sion: Anne Lindbergh's. Our old fam
ily doctor declared the beat cure for
a cold was a day
ri in bed and a doz
en handkerchiefs.
No. 1 In thought
less cruelty to
animals: Jump
ing races. No. 3:
The Fox hunt.
I once leaned
against a screen
tnax xoppiea over
at a literacy tea
and wes out for
three minutes.
Oliver Herford's
widow sick, alone
and destitute. A pleasant little world
this! I. lived in Manhattan five years
before setting a foot In Blooklyn.
Discovering Brooklyn la high adven
ture. Rub Cole has a dandy essay theme:
"What I Learned in Hard Times
About Oetting More Mileage Out of
a. Necktie." aim gone. Billy Ireland
gone. Oaar Williams gone. When the
world is so desperately In need of
Laughs) I liked the Times reference
to the Tulsa Trlhjune's editorial room
as "the thought parlor."
For carrying the banner In an Ai
G. Fields' minstrel parade I saw Al
JoLson the first time free. My friend,
Carl Seltz, spent a lifetime In ex
pert precaution against the thing he
feared most Infection. He died of
septicemia. Favorite necktie: Deep
purple four-ln-hand.
Threesome tor the Great Ameri
can 'Novel: Edna Ferber, Sinclair
Lewis and Theodore Dreiser. The
most bashful gawk Z ever Interviewed
was a Kentucky feudist who shot
and killed hla father In Bloody
Breathitt. Most exciting vista In the
world at 5 p.m.: Berlin airport with
bands playing and planes tumbling
out of the clouds from all over Eu
rope. Moscow , . . Copenhsgen . . .
Vienna.
Try this on. your insomnia: A hot
bath and Hiawatha read aloud. More
than any other region, Z feel rooted
to the Ohio Valley. People Z'd like
to meet: Rose O'Neill. Dashlell Ham
mett, Andre Maurols. Harry Leon
Wilson and Max Miller. Best char
acterization in my theatrical years:
Louis Bartels In "The Show Off."
Whenever Z hear "The Blue Danube"
Z go Into a mentaU waltz with Carole
Lombard or someone. You know,
floaty like. Any name can acquire
dignity look at Otis Skinner.
Someone tells me of Ring Lard
ner's last visit to the theatre. He
sat with 'a friend who started to go
at the first note of the finale.
"Watt," murmured Lardner, "Z've a
special interest In final curtains
lately." Flashiest dressed cartoonist:
Ham Fisher. Depression miracle : A
publisher Stanley Rlnehart as Z re
call came upon a former chauffeur
selling ice-cream on a stick on a
Long Island roadside. As a chauffeur
he made 945 a week. As a wayside
salesman he averages (60. Sadly
missed theatrical characters road
managers such aa Pop Rosenthal.
Tableaux: Jimmy Savo gazing at
a bust of Charlie Chaplin In an
avenue gallery. I lost a copy-reading
Job when I added an "ed"' to "He
was definitely suspect." And I'll
still slip an "ed" on burst if no one
Is looking. The most accomplished
copy reader Z ever came across was
Wilson Burke. The greatest master
of typography, Ray Long. Vivid recol
lection of Brussels: The daintily be-
rlbboned griffons.
Three beautiful college-bred ladles
at a recent dinner declared the per
son they wanted most to meet was
Toscanini. One held out for the
Prince of Wales, one for Garbo, one
for Kipling, one for Harry Rlchman.
My first smoke was a Wheeling
stogie and Dr. Johnson thought for
a half hour It was all over. Add
lumps-in-the-throat! Bert Williams
on a window fire escape of the Mid
night Frolic watching the show in
which he was the bright particular
star. Hunch:. Miami will touch ofl
first of the booms. DeWolf Hopper.
a few bases from 80, uses the finest
diction on the air. Still top In suav
ity: Jack Benny.
Last time the two dogs went to
battle was In an auto. Each bit me
on the ankle and called it a draw.
Fascinating moments: Watching
WUda Bennett's throat flutter tak
ing a high note, and Cardlnl. the
illusionist, snatching that final pipe
from the ether. Jack Abbott has a
riding horse, the country Jake, that
is afraid of automobiles. Punch re
fers to F. P. A. as "America's most
expert light verslfyer." About the
most happily married couple I've
evr known: The Hamtnh McLaurtna.
No one can Improvise to my notion
on the plsno like Arthur Samuels.
who can play every Jerome Kern
tune in sequence. Although I took
the full Swoboda physical culture
course b7 mall at 31, my wlto always
skips the gutter when I sppear on
the beach In a bathing ult.
(Copyright, 1935. McNaught Syndicate).
Flight 'o Time
Medford and Jackson County
history from th files of the
Mall Tribune X0 and 80 leari
Aeo). '
TEN YEARS AGO TODAT
August 18, 192S
(It Was Tuesday)
vni.Trnrt.H KaIIv. .TajTlea Wlllos. and
Tom Murray, escaped convicts from
th. atat prlBon. tnougni suxrounaoa
In a canyon, steal an auto and
escape. They spend a day with a
farm fsmlly near Oregon City, then
force a boy to drive them to Portland.
Thnv abandon th auto In the heart
of Portland's downtown district.
80 gallons of wild huckleberries are
offered for sale at the public market.
Two cars of new Bulcka. all sold t
valley people, arrive for delivery.
as small brush fires are set by In
cendiaries near Roxy Ann, and all M
extinguished before gaining headway.
Chief of Police Adams warns auto
lits against "going too slow on Main
street", as they "slow up trafflo and
cause accidents."
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
August 18, 1915
(It Was Wednesday)
White star liner "Arabic" sunk in
North Atlantic by German U-boat,
and fate of 423 passengers unknown.
' Yesterday was one of the hottest
days of the year, with the mercury
at 99. .
George and Ned Vilas are among
the local people visiting the San
Francisco fair. '
The Primrose Minstrels arrive by
special car for a ahow at the Page to
night. Novogregorloslevsk, Russian xbrtreaa
on the Volga, captured by Germans.
The fire department Is called out to
extinguish a grass fire back of th
T. E. Daniels home on the east side.
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to him. So did the newsmen and ft
presidential secretary who -waa rush
ing past. But apparently the presi
dent waa busy. Times change.
Another evidence of fleeing' year
was offered by Senator La Follette'a
tax speech. He denounced Ex -Secretary
Mellon for advocating years ago
an expansion of the Income tax sys
tem to low wage earners.
Yet that was the purpose of L
Follette'a own pending amendment
reducing exemptions to $800 for
single persons.
A sour newsman always refers to
a certain prominent politician aa
"that major who returned from the
World war disconsolate because It
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Salem Pioneer Passes.
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with concluding rites In Portland.
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