MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUXE; MEDFORD, OREGON, FRIDAY, MAT 17. 1935.
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
Mr. Hoover, the nation'! most un
popular statesman, for no good rea
son at all, again favora the "aboli
tion of the NR-A." Thla request will
cause a portion of the Democratic
prese to demand that Mr. Hoover
do the same by himself and make
It snappy I
Pocahontas, Iowa. May 15 (UP)
Edward Botlne. farmer living near
here, bought a Btlnson four-passenger
cabin plane and flew tt home
from Detroit (Press Dispatch) The
'agricultural distress" again becomes
unbearable.
Blame for the usual unusual wea
ther rests with premature cutting
of alfalfa, and straw hat wearing.
The hnyers and nifty headgear own
ers, attribute the rain to owners of
summer cabins, with fancy names,
moving Into same ahead of time.
A writer to the editor urges the
establishment of an "Agony Column"
Jn this paper, as an aid to the ro
mantic, and a solace to those who
have been shot at, and missed by
Daniel Cupid. The suggestion will
give numerotis wlse-crackera a chance
to opine, without mentioning any
names: "You already have one."
Harvesting of the dimes, via the
chain-letter, has subsided. This leaves
the people nothing lawful and ex
citing but cross-word puzzles, passing
the hat and a tlncup on the corner.
We count not the success of thla
sale by the great amount of money
we are receiving, but by the satis
faction each customer finds In every
purchase. (Del Norte Triplicate)
Ol yeah I But a well heaved bit of
bull.
Prof. Tugwell's prophecy that the
mid-west area "will be a desert in
300 years," and which caused even
farmers to laugh, reminded a num
ber of realtors of the days when a
luncheon speaker who did not pre
dict "a million people In the valley
by 1030." was regarded as a knocker,
and entirely devoid of Imagination.
TENDER ECONOMY.
Dear Dr. Tell me what psrt
of the balance of the bill you
want and I'll try to send It, Mrs,
8m 1th says the charge was too
high. We might have saved the
last call at least as mother was
too far gone for help (Prom a
letter to a Missouri physician).
Our fellow-townsmen. J. Edson
Jerome, who neither orates, sings or i
tells Mae West stories, has a sore
throat, and unable to talk above a
whisper.
NOT-WORKING HI SINES9.
(Illinois Farm Journal)
My hired man also got a touch of
a Not Working Dlsraae called the
N. R. A. It effects him so he can
only work so many hour a week,
and he has to rest from Friday nlte
till Monday morning. Sometimes
when the malady gets in the serious:
stage they call It 8trtkes and he has:
to rest for wenks at a time. I
You see we farmers were one ol
the lsst ones to get in the Not
Working Business and we did a
pretty good Job (or amateurs. We
had a lot of fun and get to go fish
ing a few time this summer, or
course somebody has to pay for the
medicine when you got the Not
Working Disease. Borne farmers think
they have to pay the bill and city
folks think they have to pay the bill.
You know we farmers have been pay.
Ing the doctor to treat the other
folks' diseases so long that we don't
care If we do have to pay some ol
the bill.
Chief Operator III
Suicides With Gun
THE DALLES, Ore.. May 17. MP)
111 health was blamed today for
the suicide of Ml&s Hilda Dickenson.
29, chief telephone operator here, who
was found dead In her room yester
day. She had shot herself In the
head, the coroner's office reported.
Miss Dickenson, until two years ago.
had resided at Arlington where sev
eral relative survht.
Coughlin, Huey, and F. D. R.
AN exceedingly interesting series of articles by H. G. Wells
is being published in Collier's 'Weekly.
The general subject is the American situation, politically,
socially and economically. The views expressed the result of
several weeks' stay in this country, during which the famous
British author, historian and publicist, made a special study of
Father Coughlin, Huey Long and President Roosevelt.
Wells dismisses all fears of this country going communist, or
fascist, as being entirely groundless. The essential elements
which overturned the absolute monarchy in Russia and the
Republic in Germany, he finds entirely lacking.
As to the three outstanding political leaflcrs in the United
States at the present time he classifies them all under the gen
eral heading of politicians. But of very different types.
He was most keenly disappointed in Father Coughlin, whom
he regards as a very superficial thinker, a routine and resource
less table thumper who has really nothing interesting or con
structive to offer. After lisening to the radio priest unfold
his vague, pretentious demand for a "new declaration of inde
pendence" incite hostility against the rich and urge that, the
people control their own money, Wells was at complete loss to
explain his tremendous popularity. That any large number of
American people could follow such false and empty leadership,
he regarded as a disconcerting symptom.
IN contrast to Coughlin the author found the Kingfish rather
refreshing. An ignorant man, crude, vulgar, frankly a dema
gogue and opportunist, nevertheless the Louisiana dictator, had
something definite to offer,' and seemed to have a far better
understanding of the essentia' American character. He expects
Huey to be a political pow,.r for some time certainly as long
as the present depression psychology lasts, he is inclined to
dispose of Father Coughlin as a flash in the pan.
AS for President Roosevelt, he too, in Wells' judgment, is a
politician. But a very different type, what he terms an ex
ceptionally exalted and subtle politician.
The role of president, the author declares should be to subli
mate, clarify and express the advancing thought of his country.
That is what, he believes, President Roosevelt is doing. "At the
moment he is listening. I think he would be glad if something
more definite and constructive began to come in."
IN our judgment a very penetrating analysis both of the Amer
ican situation, and of the characters of its three outstanding
political figures with the President as he SHOULD in such
company, getting all the best of it.
Only two of these articles have been printed. Whether one
likes or doesn't like II. G. Wells, agrees or disagrees with his
rather radical social and political theories, no one seriously in
terested in contemporary politics, or the state of the world at
the present time, should miss this series.
They give the views of an outsider, someone entirely detach
ed from the American scene, and the product of one of the
keenest, most progressive and stimulating minds, in the world
today.
Is to Laugh!
TfllOSE who remember the presidential campaign of 1932
few of us do will recall that the tariff was an issue, partic
ularly here on the Pacific coast.
Mr. Ogden Mills made a very strong speech in Sun Francisco,
in favor of President Hoover and a protective tariff and predict
ed that if the Democrats won, the tariff whII would be razed
und most of the western farmers, fishermen and poultry raisers
would go broke.
We also distinctly recall the speech of a certain well known
local Democrat, who declared among other things, that if Roose
velt were elected, the tariff that made millionaires on one side
and paupers on the other ; that forced the poor farmer to buy
in a protected market and sell in an unprotected one, would
certainly be reifuced, for the benefit of the COMMON man!
In other words the tariff was a live issue, with the Republi
cans for a high protective wull and the Democrats against it.
T1TELL what has become of that issue? Has the tariff changed
since the election of President Roosevelt ? If so the matter
has escaped our attention. The western farmers, fishermen and
poultry raisers haven't-gone broke (or any more "broke" than
they were) and there has been no tariff reduction in favor of
the common man or anyone else!
This paper stated at the time the tariff was a bogus issue,
that at best it was only a local issue that the American farmer
was, had been given tariff protection, anil the Democratic far
mer was as strong for such protection as the Republican far
mer, that the tariff talk on both sides was just a lot of molasses
to catch the flies.
That was regarded as typical "mugwump heresy" by the
political extremists on both sides at the time. The very idea,
that the tariff was not a real and vital issue.
But now please note this: Turn to page 7i!0 of the Congres
sional Record of May Iflth and read the following eloquent testi
mony by none other than Weeping Walter, Kingfish of the
White Faced Calves, and distinguished representative of Oregon
Democracy in the House of Representatives, ladies and gentle
men let us introduce that great apostle of Jefferson and Jack
son, and that uncompromising foe of the protective tariff
Congressman Pierce:
Mr. Andra.n. Til grntleman 1 a blj v.-heat farmer.
Mr. Plerc. I have retard many bushels of wheat.
Mr. Anclrrn.n. The gentleman has mentioned loalng our
forelan market. The gentleman has been Interested In exporting
wheat out In his section, and does the gentleman know that
since last July more than 20.000. 0O0 bushels of wheat have come
Into the United states, although we have reduced our acreage
and production In this country?
Mr. Pierce. It conies over the low tariff wall. We could do
much for the wheat farmer by an amendment to the tariff law
abolishing the low wall of 10 pecent ad valorem for wheat, feed
wheat, not fit for human consumption.
Mr. Andreaen. Then the geutleman la In favor of a high
tariff on farm products?
Mr. Pierce. There Is no other solution. We must prohibit
Importation of agricultural product.
Mr. Andreaen. So that we may have the market In this coun
try for our farmers here In the United States?
Mr. Pierce. Absoluiely. It is either that or bankruptcy for
thousands of farmers.
Mr. Taber. Mr. Chairman. If the gentleman will permit a
suggestion. I found on Investigation that tremendous quantities
of wheat had come over the Canadian border under the 10
percent proposition that really bad no business coming In that
O
Mr. Pierce. There la no question that there has been ft tre
mendous Importation of wheat for years over the low wall. You
understand, there are two tariff walls on wheat, 43 cents on
milling wheat and 10 percent ad valorem on wheat that Is not
fit lor human consumption, and under that excuse this wheat
comes In over the low wall. In the Pacific northwest we have a
large surplus of wheat at the present time. Still shipload after
shipload of Argentine corn and wheat have arrived thla year. I
do not think that thla should be allowed. As a Democrat I have
ever believed In low tariffs and foreign trade: however, the farm
ers are up against a real condition, and I am wondering whether
we can carry out our theories or not. (Applause.)
Mr. Andesen. Will the gentleman yield further?
Mr. Pierce. I will.
Mr. Andreaen. Probably the gentleman will go to the preal
dent and the Secretary of State and encourage them to briny
about a high tariff on farm products.
Mr. Pierce. I shall do my level best.
Mr. Ekwall. I want to say to the gentleman from Oregon
that we will welcome him over on thla side.
Mr. Pierce. I feel that I would not be at home there. I have
been too long on the other side. (Laughter.)
(Here the gavel fell.)
(Mr. Pierce had leave to revlBe and extend his remarks.)
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M.D.
signed letter, pertaining to personal health and hygiene not to disease
diagnosis or treatment will be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped self-addressed
envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and mitten In Ink.
Owing to the large number of letters received only a fen can be answered.
No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instructions. Address Dr.
William Brady, 215 El Camlno, Beverly Hills, Cal.
CALCIUM METABOLISM
pf t It
The ordinary diet of Americans
living In towns Is probably more
often deficient In calcium than In
any other chem
ical element, ac
cording to Henry
C. Sherman, Ph.
D. , Sc. D., and
William Brady.
M.D.. D.P.M.. F.
A.M. A., believes
the ordinary diet
of all classes of
American people
whether urban or
rural, rich
poor, Is likely to
be deficient ih
vitamins.
The best food sources or calcium
(and phosphorus which is nearly al
ways associated with it are dairy
products, greens and fresh vegetab
les. These are also among the best
sources of vitamins. But In prepara
tion, refinement, cooking, preserva
tion or sterilization of such foods
vitamins are commonly destroyed or
discarded and sometimes most of the
calcium and other mineral elements
may be removed In the process. Just
for instance, crude brown sugar con
tains 200 times as much calcium as
refined white sugar does. And the
original sugar cane, beet or maple
sap contains vitamins which are de
stroyed or removed in the process of
manufacture.
Vitamins are essential for the nor
mal metabolism of calcium. Its
proper assimilation and use In the
body. Not alone In the prevention
and cure of rickets by vitamin D.
but in scores of health disturbances
which, at present, are seldom recog
nized as deficiency disease.
Sunshine, particularly the ultra
violet rays of sunshine or from en
artificial source, impart the vitamin
D Influence to a substance In the
skin which carries It through the
circulation. So exposure of the naked
skin to sunlight or to the rnys of
an ultraviolet lamp, promotes better
calcium metabolism.
Aside from rickets, there are many
borderline or vngue states of below ,
par condition, loss of pep. general
weakness and lack of "resistance" due
to faulty calcium metabolism.
Individuals subject to sueh ali
ments as hives urticaria), giant
hives (angioneurotic edema 1 . hay
fever, asthma, migraine, may obtain
much relief by Inking ten grains of
calcium lactate (or cnlctum gluco
nate) three times dully. In water
sweetened and flavored with fruit
Juice, after meals, for a course of
two or three months twice In 'he
year, and by taking fish liver oil or
other carrier of vitamin D to sup
plement the diet and by exposing
the skin to ultraviolet to promote
calcium utilization In the body.
Calcium enters Into the formation
of muscles, nerves and the cells or
tissues of many organs, as well as
bones and teeth. It Is essential for
coagulation of blood. When calcium
content of the blood Is low, tetany,
a kind of prolonged spasm of mus
cles of the limb occurs. Probably a
calcium deficiency Is concerned tn
many spasmodic or spastic condi
tions. An Intravenous Injection of
calcium chloride or calcium lactate
Is the best remedy for severe colic
such as that of gallstone or lead
colic.
These are just a few of the signi
ficant facts of nutrition. We have
many more tn stock, but It Is just
as well not to tell you laymen too
much you'll begin to think you
know as much as a doctor does, and
heaven knows you're hard enough to
handle when you don't know much
Qt'ESTIONS AND ANSWERS
How to Conquer That Sweet Tooth
I have followed carefully the in
structions In your new "Design for
Dwindling." Exceedingly ' pleased.
Have lost three pounds la ten days,
but more than that, my meals sat
isfy me entirely and I have com
pletely lost the abnormal appetite
for sweets that I have struggled with
for years unsuccessfully. (Mrs. H.
C.)
Answer That's the secret. All the
details In the booklet, which sets you
back a dime and a 3-cent stamped
envelope bearing your address. IS
people got a fair ration of vitamins,
as animals do, people would not
grow obese any more than animals
do.
Vitamin D
Please be so kind as to list the
foods containing Vitamin D. (Mrs. 8.
W.)
Answer Egg yolk .butter fat and
fresh milk or cream are the main
natural food sources of Vitamin D.
Cod liver oil or the oils of other sea
fishes are the richest sources we
have. The ultraviolet rays of sun
light or from artificial sources have
the power to produce Vitamin D or
its Influence In the skin, and also
to produce the vitamin In various
foods exposed to the ultraviolet ray.
Grind Ing the Teeth
What is the cause of grinding the
teeth in sleep? (S. S.)
Answer Faulty diet is the chief
cause. In my opinion. Careful Invest
igation has proved that the presence
of worms has no particular bearing
--children known to have worms are
no more or no less likely to grind
their teeth than are children who
have no worms.
Ed. Note: PerMHis wishing to
communicate with Dr. Brady
Miniild send letter direct to Dr.
.Milium Brady, M. p.. 265 El
Camlno, Beverly Hills, Calif.
NEW YORK
DAY BY DAY
By O. O. Mclntyre
NEW YORK,
while strolling:
apple along Ne
iiu ilift hitching
May 17. Thoughts
Nobody munches an
r York streets. Myrno
Loy suggests a
diet of star dust
Breiikfast notion:
Dates with
cream and a
rasher of fr:cd
bacon. I never
see a fire ex
ttng'.ilFher with
out waiting to
try out Jtist one
squirt.
The Lady In
the Iron Mask
Fannie Hurst.
Who remembers
post of cement?
In the perfumed purlieus of the
Upper Fifties she Is known as "Dow
ager Three Balls!" A Dlckensy female
character in her 70s who wears a
wig, a long black gabardine dress
and carries a cane. Her clientele is
composed of the social matron and
debutante. She buys old clothes,
trousseaus, brlc-a-brac, everything.
Customers drive up with a suit case.
She approaches without a word of
greeting, takes the bag and hobbles
back to another room. The contents
are inspected and she screeches:
"Two dollars, yes or no!" One wy
for the once rich to pick up pin
money during a depression.
Comment
on the
Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
FOUR THOUSAND farmers from the
West and South go to Washing
tonvoluntarily and at their own ex
pense, it Is asserted to voice their
praise of President Roosevelt's agri
cultural program.
SENATOR HASTrNOS, of Delaware,
Intimates that these men' were
brought to Washington at govern
ment expense, and introduces in thi
senate a resolution calling upon Sec
retary of Agriculture Wallace to furn
ish all correspondence concerning the
farmers' gathering.
Senator Hastings l a Republican
there being still a few Republicans
In congress. So his charges will be
open to the suspicion that they are
political propaganda.
WHAT Is the truth? It is hard to
aay, because we are living in a
world that Is FULL of propaganda
But thla dispatch from Walla Walla
is Interesting:
"Call for & mass meeting to rally
support for the federal agricultural
adjustment act and certain amend
ments which are proposed to tt today
was Issued to general farm organiza
tions, co-operatives, allotment com
mittees and Individual farmers of
Oregon, Washington and Idaho by
Charles Parker, secretary of the
Washington farm bureau."
Somebody, you se. IS drumming
up support for the federal farm pro
gram. '
WELL. If the federal farm program
works out and makes condi
tions permanently better. for. the
farmers of the United States, tt Is
ENTITLED to support, political and
otherwise.
But It is too early as yet to Judge
The federal farm program, like a lot
of the New Deal, Is fundamentally
similar to a shot In the arm, and AT
FIRST a shot in the arm makes thj
recipient feel grand.
It Is the effect over the long puU
that really counts.
FRANK WALLACE, who Claims to
have married Mae West away
back in 1911. and whos claim as de
nied heatedly by Mae. has filed ami
against her with the intent to pro1
his claims.
He changes that Mac's Insistence
that she is unmarried has caused him
untold suffering by holding him un
to the Ignominy of his companion
tending to make him appear an im
postor and damaging his profession
al rating.
In other words, he has probably
BRAGGED that he was married so
the celebrated Mae. and so has got
himself Into a position where he .
made ridiculous by her denial.
Bragging often has that result.
Flight 'o Time
(Mrdford and Jackson County
History from the files ot the
Mall Tribune of 10 and 20 Years
Agu).
and that she did not Jump Intentionally.
TEN VE.litS AGO TOIMf
May 17, 1925
(It Was Sunday)
U. of O and OAC. controversy re
newed, when board of higher educa
tion lays down new curricula.
Holly street Is selected u site for
new high school building, over PA.E.
site by vote of 2.810 to 431. Record
balloting In keen election.
"Uncle Tom's Cabin" will be pre
sented here for three days In a tent.
Odd Fellows convention start at
Ashland.
School board wilt give preference to
local labor In construction of nev
high school.
President Coolldge's "pay-up rw
to France, saddens that nation.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
May 17. 1K1S
(It Was Monday)
Commercial club names committee
for establishment of a free city auto
camp.
. Medford defeats Eagle Point. IS to
J. In first ball game of the season.
Seldon Hill hit lour time in a row.
for the locals.
Summons.
In the Circuit Court ol the State ol
Oregon for Jackson County.
Elizabeth Mellza. Plaintiff,
vs.
Rav Mellza. Defendant.
To Ray Mellza, the above named
Defendant:
IN THE NAME OF THE STATE O?
OREGON. You are hereby required to
appear and answer the complaint filed
against you In the above entitled
suit within four weeks from the date
of the first publication of this sum
mons, and If you fall so to appear
and answer said complaint for want
thereof, the plaintiff will apply to
the Court for the relief demanded in
her complaint, to-wlt: For a decree
of this Court forever dissolving the
bonds of matrimony heretofore and
now existing between Plaintiff and
Defendant, and granting Plaintiff a
divorce from Defendant; and that
Plaintiff's former name of Elizabeth
Barron be restored to her: and audi
rhr anrf further relief as may be
Just and equitable.
ine date oi me wuc iw,
tlon of this summons Is May 2nd,
1935. The time prescribed for publi
cation of this summons Is once each
week for four consecutive weeks. The
Hute of t.h first publication of this
summons Is May 3rd. 1935
HARRY C. ESB.HH.V1AN.
Attorney for Plaintiff.
Post Office Address:
Medford. Oregon.
'Time's punctured Romance" at
the Star, with Marie Dressier. Charlie
Chaplin, and Mabel Normand: Fletch
er Fish, appears as one of the actors
In "Roealtnd" , as an added attract
ion at the Page: "Crimped Aces and
Loaded Dice" at the It.
Robert Pelouze. star athlete of the
Medford high school broke the state
Interscholastlc record at the track
meet of the University of Oregon at
Eugene Saturday Yor the quarter
mile run covering the distance Ui
52 ,. "Mutt" Williamson, the other
local high school entry at the meet.
finished fourth In the 220 hurdles,
time 27 flat. Medford tied for fourth
place with six points with Hood River
and Salem.
Death Of Teacher
Declared Accident
McMINNVILLE. May 17. (API
After a ' pos't-mortem examination
had been completed last night, Glen
Macy. Yamhill county coroner, de
clared he was convinced that the
death last Monday of Miss Florence
Groth. 21. Lafayette teacher, was ac
cidental. The girl fell from the steel
bridge over the Yamhill river in
Lafayette, and drowned. The drop
was 96 feet. Coroner Macy said he
was certain the girl was not slain.
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buy out of cellophane these day?.
Almost nobody knows how to vise the
words only and very correctJy. The
town's snowiest white-head George
W. Tyron.
One word deserlpUon of Miriam
Hapldns floaty. Tn Saucier, of all
people, is becoming a thin man.
They come and po. That is All cut !
Al Jolson. Nancy White and ner j
aunt Cannol Snow Both talented
fashion experts. Few artists have
been 50 true to their ideals as Art
YounR. Mess html i
For oblivion: Th table ostrich who!
picks his teeth behind a Inre np- j
kin and weens nobody MVth. Add I
exquisite prose: Rachel Field's.!
F. P. A hasn't torrct with nitid for!
a long time. To rat In silence: Ait i
the man or woman next to you to'
tell all he or she knows about Mar
tin Van Buren. !
Look altkes: Warner Oland and the
A high tn extemporaneous wit waa
achieved by Bert Hanlon. a vaude- j
ville actor, at a dinner given for a 1
New Yorker in Hollywood recently, j
He began by welcoming the visitor
"to the land of semi-troplca and j
Semmy Goldwyns" and Immediately I
turned hilariously ribald. So much :
so. he not only had them rolling on
the floor but before going home re- j
celved an offer after a long lay-off :
from the highly press agented j
Lubltsch himself. j
They were talking of fancy wordt i
in modern literature. The palm. It '
would seem, goe-s to Carl Van Vech
ten in his "Tattooed Countess.
Among them were: deracinate, dolent
eplthtimetlc, eponyms. monogl v
moderation, rppugancy. pasertn
phylactery, pinguid, procaclous, san
el. sclapodus and sciolist. Ind
some are not to be found in We.
srer's Unabridged.
late Reginald Vanderb',
Tie way
Major Bowes caniou ringed th
pathos in those amateur hours '.s
rt. What I'.reratv.re needs is another
Ring I-ardner. Tap d.v.u-f schools
that fill at ;n.c1r:;h Wa- :.r.vne
ever sa 1 1 si t ed with a m .r k ed down
P.iird Leonard Is regarded by man
tis The Original SophlattcatB. Hr
writings were first to have the Ki
Morley ed$e that cuts floating
She blazed the trail for the supeno.
cynical era that launched Doroth
Tarker. Lois Long. Peter Arno. Rob
ert Benchley and other. The onl
difference la that Miss Leonard gen
eraltred. while many of those whi
followed were cruelly specific. In th;
old Morning Telegraph, her Manhat
tan Monotypes etched the passing
parade In strokes of acid She pin
tied h'.ittrrtlles to the nail fir mere
rvper'Iy than those ho followed
And she did it without singir.g out
percuaiUUes-
Medford's NEWEST-OLDEST
DRUG STORE
Under the Management of Leon Haskins, Will
Open for Business Saturday
May 18th Call for Your Carnation
COME in and say "Hello"; use the phone; buy a stamp or
what have you. You are just as welcome as the flowers
that bloom in the Spring.
rllS beautiful, ultra-modern store has been thoroughly
modernized under the supervision of Frank Lesher, truly
an artist in his line. Others who assisted in making this a
Model Drug Store were John H. Locke, interior decorator;
Fred Lawrence painted the signs and the Medford Tent &
Awning Co.. the awning.
The store will be completely stocked as
soon as possible. New merchandise is ar
riving every day.
MISS IRENE NOLAN, representing Elizabeth Arden,
of Nw York, will be at our opening and will be pleased
to meet her clientele.
Our Opening Sale Will Be a Rexall One-Cent Sale
on May 23. 24 and 25
WEST SIDE PHARMACY
134 West M,in St. SJUL for
Phor.e 775