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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFOKD, OREGON, THURSDAY, MARCH 28, 1935.
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By Arthur I'crr.T
Editorial Correspondence
Roturnlng explorers from the Polar
regions report Ignorant Enltlrr.ru re
gard the potato aa "dangerous"
even before the Deanery chefs have
done anything to It.
Fwer autolata were killed at rail
,n.H nconnlnira In 1034. than In 1933,
governmental statistics reveal. Thla
la encouraging, nut no prom
more did not try.
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if I knew the people of North
Dakota could survive without this
help. I would vote against inis meas
ure, If It were the last thing I ever
did on this earth. When the rains
come again and we raise enough so
we can live, we will put on a demon
stration ngnlnst bureau chiefs that
will Jar the country all the way to
WnBhlngton. (Congressional Record)
Wherein It seems a good Republi
can rnln Is needed to save th na
tion. STATE OF THE MESS.
(Emporia (Kan.) (laietfe,
The world la going through a
queer phsse In which Ignorance)
armed In democracy and con
scious of the strength of mere
numbers la arousing, organising
and becoming emotlonallwid. The
third and fourth raters ar get
ting a taste of power. leader
ship In the world la leveling
down as the standards of living
of the masses are leveling up.
The vast masses of the half
baked, the unintelligent but lit
erate, the unthinking but plausi
ble are crowding Into high places
by the sheer power of numbers.
The oldest daughter of J. Cochran
Robin waa followed by a rough
looking oat for two blocks late yea
terday. BFKR HALL FUSS TEMPEST IN
TEACUP. (Siskiyou News! Bounds
more like a cyclone In a stein.
Dog-fennel la now profuse and
prolific on all vacant lota, and
sweet peas are crowding pussy-willows
off the dining room tables of
the Older Olrls.
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A Texas editor of wide repute
stepped forward yesterday with a
bit of optimism. In the wake of the
dust storms that roiled over the
southwest. Reporta to the contrary
notwithstanding the scribe avers the
blsck bllrvjtrds "are good for the
people." Snya be: "It Is s fact that
the folks are now healthier end
fritter, and dirtier than they have
ever been In their lives." Tills Is
contrary and first degree treason to
the prevailing spirit of "Olmme
The disaster will not be capitalized
as another chance to trundle a
wheelbarrow Into the federal treas
ury to alleviate the distress. The
comments Indicate there will bo no
titanic appropriation to spur the
residents of the dust storm srea to
wash their own necks, without the
asslstnnce of Uncle Sam.
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Socialist party leaders proclaim
that under their theory. Henry Pord
and J P. MnrKan "can keep their
millions." This seems logical, as
there Is no way to get It away from
them.
Ol ll.TIMK. I IM'K NKSS.
We wonder If our wisdom will
ever appear ridiculous. In the yesr
1B2S a request was made of the
school bosrd In Iincsster. Ohio, for
the use of the school houe for the
purtow of discussing the pMiHl
ties of rsll tninsportmlon, The school
bnsrd denied the request In the fol
lowing letter. "You ere welcome to
use the school houe to drhste all
pioler question but such things ss
rnllronds sod telegraph sre Impossi
bilities and rank InfMelty. There Is
nothing In the word of Ood shout
11. If Ood had designed that his In
'I'lllirrnt creatures should travel at
i lie frk'htfui sieed or I.. miles an
hour by sleitm he would have fore
told It through his holy prophets
HOUA'WOOD, Calif., March 27. Such a beautiful day after
so much cold and rain, fame over here with the girls to see
some movie shooting. However sunshine has nothing to do witn
movie shooting these days even outdoors they have to use
Kleig linhts to kill the sun-made shadows. So we might better
have made the trip in the rain, for it proved to be a very quiet
dny at Paramount at least. However as none of the young
ladies had ever been on a movie lot before, perhaps they got a
kick out. of it. They were polite enoimh to say they did.
fieor-e Raft. I,ee Trnev, C. C. de Mille the only notables
in the restaurant, but with many extras in bright colored robes
from de Mille 's Crusaders, and one Russian aetor at the next
tablc-who drank four bottles of beer with seareely breath
between swallows, there was considerable local color. George
Haft looked precisely as he did a year ago and will no doubt
ook a vear hence, cold, self container!, a nard nonea guy ana
proud "f it. I.ee Tracy shockingly changed pale, thin, ghastly.
hist off his vacht too. according to the press aL'cni. n we iihu
anything to do with it, would shoot him off to the nearest clinic.
Sorry to hear V. C. Fields is sick also, barely escaped pneu-
monia. Lucky escape tor v . u lie nas a oati puna lor tint
disease.
The bright spot of the day was seeing Loretta Young, as the
princess, in the Ousades, "get married" to Richard the Lion
Hearted's sword which we were informed means Richard was
too busy to attend his own wedding and scut one of his minstrels
with his sword to act as substitute. All the girls agreed Loretta in
her wedding gown looked perfectly lovely, but one of them re
marked if SI IK were getting married she would show more ex
pressionnot look quite so WOODEN. Hut. how about it if the
groom couldn't, come and sent his chauffeur with his walking
stick as substitute! The girl hadn't thought of it. Probably it
was an "expressionless" wedding.
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The only incident worth recording here was the fact the
Bishop performing the ceremony forgot his lines the first time,
his voice cracked the second, so they had to shoot the same scene
live or six times in succession. The girls were surprised de Mille,
directing the scene, made no criticism or comment merely re
marked in a very quiet voice, after two consecutive "bulls", "we
will shoot that again."
Everyone was sorry for the two-bit actor acting as Bishop,
including himself. Between times he had to rend his part, as
presented to him by the script girl, and spray his larnyx.
George Barbier incidentally takes the part of the King,
Ijoretta's papa, wearing the medieval equivalent of a racoon
coat, and gold plated crown. When he kneeled down and low
ered his head, bends of perspiration could be clearly seen inside
the crown on his bald pate. This scene wasn't being shot how
ever. George was relaxing and bending down to light a cigar
without igniling his lace and fur neck piece. As we passed out
the Russian beer drinker was observed, stretched out, fast asleep,
on a roll of'grass carpet.
Outside in a courtyard there wns a buttle scene still in place,
with dead knights drying out in tho bright sun, and a couple
of dead horses, too they all looked rather the worse for wear,
with several oozing water soaked sawdust. There were cata
pnults about and a huge wooden tower on wheels from which
the archers shot, their nrrows over the castle walls. De Mille
is great for details, and has a professor at his elbow all the
time even at luncheon who is a specialist on the era of the
Crusades. This produclion will cost a million. Lucky for Para
mount most people don t leel about de Mille s tnmous spec
tacles" as we do. We would prefer even the Marx Brothers
in a second run.
Looked in on Knl'l for a few minutes doing his bit in the
"Glass Key", a mystery play. Ual't was good, facing the
spotlight with a hlne steel automatic in his hand, and talking to
some imaginary person without, moving his lips "stay where
you are and put up your hands" and then as there was a knock
on the door and a waiter appeared, adding without changing
his expression or his gaze, and all without a movement of close
lips, "get the police." In that sort of a role Raft is hard to
beat. '
The last on for the day wns something about College Crime
or WAS it College Scnntlnlf No mutter which a couple of
chorines tip toeing into a room, with a carboy of water and a
business man's desk on ouo side nnd college pennants on the
other. Thev were registering tip toed fright and had such lines
as "What is it?"
"Just a wndda botto."
It may bo good when it is served but we didn't care for the
sample.
Everyone on the lot makes out, this threat to leave Holly
wood is no 1 1 1 n 1" f . not for political effect at all. unless the
state of California forgets a "movie- tax" they WILL move
out probalilv to Florida. One of the office force even tried
to make us believe it was because of this uncertain situation,
that so few plays were in produclion nothing will be started
until this tax business is definitely settled. ,
Nevertheless we don't believe a word of it. When the movies
leave Hollywood, or California lets them, just, wake us up and
we will pass the cigars to one and nil, with the proper apologies.
.....
The trip wns worth one thing went via L. A. and we actu
ally snw water flowing in the Los Angeles river, for the first
time in LTi years. Yes sir, three, days' of rain anil almost as
dashing a stream as Bear creek in the middle of August, mean
dering through the rocks and sand. R. W. R.
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M.D.
Blgned letters pertaining to personal hettlth and hygiene not to disease
diagnosis or treatment will be answered by Dr. Brady If stamped self-addressed
envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink.
owing to the large number of letters received only a few can be answered.
No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instructions. Address Dr.
William Ilrady. 263 El Camlno. Beverly Hills. Cat.
TRY A OOOIl RTRF.TC H FOR THOSE CRAMPS
Dr. J. D. B-. with 60 years of prac- I where the workera have to endure
tice behind him, offer th following
uigeatlon for Leg cramps nnd writ
er's cramp:
"T a i s i no
pure. Jnit I be
lieve an absolute
p re v e ntive. It
must be follow
ed nightly to re
ceive absolute re
lief. "Berore retir
ing for the nttfht
stretch the mus
cles of arms and
legs u lollows:
Stsjid erect and
make, the mus
cles as rigid aa posiole and hold
them thus for about 10 inconds and
then relax. Repeat thla lor two or
three times and go to bed and sleep
and no fear of cramps that night.
For writer's cramp extend the arris
and fingers and make all the mus
cles as rigid as possible the same
as the leg.
"To relieve cramps It Is r.ece-waiy
to stretch the muscles and work the
hands and legs. My belief is that
If one does this stretching before
hand it stops the cramps. I imagine
few have suffered more from borh
kinds of cramps than I have. But
never in the past five years since I
have practiced this prophylactic be
fore retiring for the night.
"I hope you will broadcast this aa
a preventive of both kinds .tf cramps.
I would like to hear from sufferers
through your column, as I f '-el suie
they will be pleased as I -lave been
by this mode of procedure." (Signed
Dr. J. D. B .)
Readers who try out Dr. B's sua
gestion and note any renults may re
kind enough to send brief reports of
their experience which I shall turn
over to Dr. B. Dr. B. u-ae for 26
years chief surgeon of u f;reat steel
plant, so he has had experience.
While weare on the subject of
cramps, it Is well to rem:nher tint
the cause and prevention nf heat
cramps Is now well known. Persons
exposed to extreme solar heat or high
degrees of heat In various Industries
of course sweat a great dal, and
must drink a large (innMty of
water to relieve thirst and keep the
body cool. The sweat carrier out of
the body not only water but also
salt. As much as half a teaspoon'
ful or more of s.ilt m.iy i.c thus tk
creted In an hour. This a!t must
be replenished in the blod. pa well
as the water. It Is now the custom
to salt the drinking water In plants
extreme heat about 2l-d teaspoon
luls of salt (10 grains) twing a ride I
to each gallon of drinking viter. Or
else a tablet dispensing machine Is
placed next to the drinking foun
tain and a tablet containing 1 gram
f about 15 grains) of salt is taken by
the worker every time he takes
drink of water. An lntajci of from
IS to 20 grams of salt (one-hnlf ounce
or more) dally may oe necessaiy
where there is much iweatln?.
whether from extreme hot weather
or from strenuous exertion or from
artificial heat.
People who indulge in the ques
tionable luxury of artificial sweat
baths should remember this and make
sure to Include plenty of table salt
In their diet, not merely to prevent
the romote chance of cramps but to
restore the water and mineral bal
ance, which la essential for health
Approximately one-half ounce of salt
is excreted daily and mot of this la
made up from the salt naturally pres
ent in such foods as meat, m'lk. eggs
and fish and from the salt added tJ
foods in cooking or at the table.
Ql'KSTIONS AND ANSWERS
No 1 lu mile With Pump.
The Indignation of Ole Olsen when
he penned the letter to the people
who had shipped the pimp without
a handle apparently Is moderate
compared with the exasporiMon of
01' Doc Brady when he finishes a 2U
mlnute letter to the mother of an
unhappy child, only to dls-.-over that
the correspondent omitted her ad
dress .and that, silly, explains why
the well-meaning ol' doc is so sar
castic at times.
Radio.
Is It true that the heat In radio
waves Is harmful to health and causes
much of our rundown condition?
R. B.
Answer There is no heat in rad?o
waves and no injury to htalth from
6Uch source.
fiHinj; Veal.
A woman told me a man sne knew
had a friend whose son . . (well,
get on with It) ... that v?al t made
from the unborn calf found In a cow
butchered . . . Mrs. L. M.
Answer I know nothing about thit
but I think the meat would be as
wsolesome as if the calf were a week
or six months old.
(Copyright, 1935. John P. Diile Co)
Kd Note: Ptmhis wishing to
rommunlcolc u It It lit. Ilrady
ihojlrt send It'll ir direct to Ur
Wllllimi Brady. M. II.. 2B5 Ri
rnmlrm. Hevcrh lit lis. Cnl.
Comment
on the
Day's News
HE
NEW YORK
DAY BY DAY
By O. O. Mclntvrc
Old Man. He Is being followed along
the streets and his promenades have
become a daily triumph. An enter
prising builder has registered plans
for an apartment house to be called
"The Jiitsle." A movement has been
started for a Condon avenue and a
Condon park.
He made a rite of the evening meal
and disliked company.
George Jean Nathan la no slouch
among the modern epicures. He also
has an evening or so a week when he
edges a table, usually at the Colony,
in white-tied elegance. Hlh excur
sions to Europe are largely to sutlsfy
a practiced palate. In his "Paris
After 8:15" he does some fancy rhap
sodizing over cold salmon with sauce
Chiltche and artichokes made senti
mental with that Beethoven-like fluid
orchestrated out of caviar and ham
boiled in claret touched up with
spinach au gratln nnd of duckling
tinged with peel of bitter oranges oo
la lat
tnke a tramp for the South Seas.
. . . Frazler Hunt is off for, some dis
tant land again. . . . The largest rug
in town Is In the Waldorf lobby.
I called on a friend toatiy who has
undergone a desperate eye operation
and will be In total 'darkness for sev
eral months, perhaps forever. His
nurse specializes In attending those
newly blind. Her every movement la
recorded In a swiftly soft murmur.
In entering the room she voices her
progress such as "I am walking
around the bed to lower the window
curtain, etc.. etc." The patient said
tho effect of having a mental picture
was extraordinarily soothing. He
found he wasn't crying so much.
Pew writing men salvage so much
fun out of turning out a book as
Hendrlk Wlllem Van Loon. His house
hold and his publishing house, dur
ing his writing periods, are in con
stant uproar. When not wrtlng he
has tn amiability of a lumbering St.
Bernard, but when he settles down
to his chore he is a desk pounder,
shouter of unseemly epithets and a
human tornado. He carries on the
business of literature in the manner
of a three-ring circus, with himself
cracking the whip aa ringmaster, add
lng touches here and there authentl
rally Caesarish. Finished, he la i
heavyweight cherub again.
NEW YORK, March 38 The Bronx
seems to be doing everything possible
to muke Dr. John P. Condon feel that
It regrets its
doubting mo
ment There was
a brief perlnd
when the Lind
bergh emissary
was almost ob
scured by a cloud
of susp ic I o n.
There was much
head wikhUik j
And there still is j
in some circles,
But tKla he
has been restored
to the borough s
municipal heart with nii-neti fervor
They cannot forget that hit. opening
remark on the witness stand be.-nnw
a viuornus trade-last for "the most
brnutirul section of the city.-' lnti
mitten any he felt keenly several ullhts
Pollou lng his trKtlmony he went
for a long cruise. When he returned
he shuitiVd the restaurants whrre he
often stopped for a cup of coffee. He
Cholly Knickerbocker's discover;
tlmt the spectRculsr sportsmen. Pox
hsll Keene, hss fsllen on lesn dsys
wns still Another symbol of the world's
chnnitlnR fortunes. Even his name
vvss almost a yolck sucsestlna pink
coats and hunt breskfs.its. He was.
with Urry Wnterbury, one of the
most dnrlng polo plBVers and exploit
ed inaiy winners at the tracks. He
was one of the few rich men who
liked New York n the summer and
almost nlirhtly In formal attire dined
alone on Hlta roof. Theodor once told
me Keene knew how to order a meal
better than any courmet of hie day.
I know of no such depressing street
In Msnhnttnn as Henry. More thnn
any other American scene It has the
dlt.ch-w-ater squalor or Llmenouse
UnllRhled flats with fnlnt blobs of
eat In the halls. Listless children
who Idle on the curb. Women who
lenn out of windows staring dumbly.
Hungry prowling rats. Mlsrry In an
outline of chsrcosl. Smudgy, Indistinct.
Just as a full night of sleep loomed.
I enme upon a letter signed Trlxle
Dlnwlxle which will have me lxle wix
Ing until sun upplc.
(Copyright. 1035. Mi-Naught
Synillcat?!
(Continued from Page One)
be vice-presidential candidate.
Another rumor which the Roose
vclt broom-wteldcrs want to settle
Is the recent one that Senator La
Pollette might be the running mate.
By FKANK JENKINS
Y a vote of 318 to 90, which Is a
majority of three and a half to
one, the national house of represen
tatives approves the Patman bill,
which calls for Issuing two billion
dollars of printing press money to
pay the soldiers bonus.
Thus aetual money Inflation be
comes an active Issue.
,
THIS question Immediately arises:
Would Issuing two billion dol
lars of additional paper money wreck
us?
Probably not if we could stop at
two billions. But history teaches us
that In all probability we WOULIDN'T
stop at two billions.
ERE Is the way It would work:
If the soldiers bonus were
paid by the easy process of starting
the printing presses, the next step
would be to meet the staggering re
lief needs In the same way. After
that would come all the other vast
demands on the federal treasury.
The process would be so easy and
painless, AT FIRST, that we should
all be Inclined to wonder how long
this had been going on and why we
hadn't thought of It sooner.
THE next step would be still MORE
INFLATION, on the theory that
If all we have to do to get what we
want Is to run the printing presses
for a little while, why not run them
ALL THE TIME and have EVERY
THING we want.
That Is the way It always has
worked, and It Is the way It would
work again.
4-f
A NOTHER Illustration:
You are In severe and terrible
pain, and after you have stood It
about as long as you think you can
you take a LITTLE morphine. The
pain ceases, and you have n wonder
ful sense of relief.
It Is astonishing to learn that pain
can be got rid of so eastly.
A FTER a while, the pain returns,
and again you take morphine.
It disappears and returns again, and
this time you take a little MORE
morphine. Each time you endure the
pain for a while, but In time the
temptation to find relief becomes too
strong and you give In.
If you keep It up, you become In
time an utter wreck.
f
INFLATION Is MONEY MORPHINE.
It chases away the pain of
heavy taxation, which In the nominal
course of events must follow heavy
spending.
We say at first that we will take
only a little of It Just enough to
ease us of our pain, and then, as
soon as the pain Is eased and we feel
normal again, we'll turn In and work
hard and save and get back to where
we were before we tried the Infla
tion dose.
The trouble Is that It doesn't work
that way. When we find how easy In
flation Is, we keep it up until we are
ruined.
THAT Is why-iils Patman bill.
Which was approved by a three
to one majority by the lower house
of congress. Is dangeroiis.
I especially those under ten years of 1
! age.
i Dividing up Inheritance Is painful
enough. When I was a young man
j rr. 7 parents died, leaving us a little
old farm to divide among a large
family and. while tearing down the
I barn to divide, giving first one a
i board then a nail, etc., we ran across
a bee's nest, and Mr. Jenkins, they
were not In our bonnet as located
sometimes today, but right there in
the barn. Well, we Just could not
divide them; so we gave them to the
discontented public. Then there was
the old cow; we got along fine di
viding her up until we came to the
udder and as we had no use for it.
gave It to a wet nurse living in our
neighborhood; thus not only doing a
generous act but helping to build
up a great country.
I do not believe dividing the
wealth would be practical or satisfac
tory but if it should be. it would not
be done by destroying property, but
by dividing Its value as shares in any
concern are held. I have written
your paper two communications fa
voring the Tow-nsend plan and nei
ther was published, so quite likely
this w-111 not be.
Yours truly,
HARRY SltCELE.
Medford, Ore., March 3, 1935.
Phoenix last night. The owner re
moved the license plates to conceal
his Identity.
gcorw 1.500 in Pinochle Ciaine
NELSON VILLE. O. (UP) Playing
at a party here recently. Miss Alfteld
Johnson scored 1.500 points in one
pinochle game. She held a run in
diamonds, pinochle, and ix aces.
Get the bid for 2r.O, she found two
aces in the widow to make her a
total of 1.000 points. Her partner
melded 40 Jacks and a nine of dia
monds to bring the total to 1.250.
and they took every trick for another
250 points.
Faculty dels tonus
BEREA. O. (UP) The entire fac
ulty of Baldwin-Wallace college has
been given bonuses amounting to
approximately 10 per cent of their
yearly salaries. The action was voted
at a trustees' meeting coincldentally
with approval of 10 per cent salary
raises for the rest of the year.
Flight 'o Time
(Medford and Jackson County
History from the flies nf the
Mall Tribune of 10 ond iO Years
Ago).
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
March S8, WIS.
(It wns Saturday)
Increase In telephones In city shows
population gain. Chamber of Com
merce reports.
DEPENDABLE
BUILDING ADVICE
PLIS
ESTIMATES
FINANCING -ASSISTANCE
PLAN SI (illESTIONS
RFI.1AIII.K CONTRACTOR
REFERENCES
BIG PINES
LUMBER CO.
PHONE ONE
2
Tax collections to date 19,073 less
than for same period last year. .
City council to limit time tour
ists may linger In free auto camp.
The T. W. D. A., an eating club
with dramatics as a side line, hold
a banquet at Weasku Inn.
First annual "Pear Day" to he
held next Saturday, with pears served
at oil meals, and discussed at a
forum.
High baseball team starts spring
practice.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
March 2R. ifil.i.
(It was Sunday)
Massmeetlng of fruitgrowers to be
held next Wednesday to discuss bet
ter marketing conditions.
Ll SUN-BATHE I
, While you sail!
A very uncomfortable time is be
ing had by the Roper business and
advisory council. It appointed a sub
committee to report on the Roose'
velt utility holding company bill. Its
members are all against the original
bill, but would find It somewhat
embarrassing to make public a
port saying so, especially in view of
Mr. Roosevelt's message to congress,
To make life more miserable for
them, a well known business lobby
here is pressing them to make their
views public. They probably will wait
until congress acts on the bill, and
then make their report.
A posse of OHkdnle residents have
a skunk corraled under Dr. E. G
Rlddell's garage, and a stringent,
blockade has been declared to starve
the member of the mephltlc family
out. The mcphlte will not come out.
and no one will volunteer to bring
him out. so It has been decided to
starve him out. There is no ques
tion about the blockaded vnrmln'
being tinder the garage. The South
Oakdale district has been pestered
for some time bv the unwelcome
visitor, now making a last stand.
Residents of city engage In ex
tensive spring clean-up operations,
to present a good appearance to
mid-west people returning home,
via this city, from the San Pranciscc
fair.
A Ford, owner unknown, was
wrecked on the Ashland road near
on the BIG Ships
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Communications
A Roosevelt political scout recent
ly returned from a trip around the
country, analyzing Roosevelt's poli
tical standing. His report Indicated
there were defections here and there,
hut that. In the main, everything Is
quiet.
Painful DIvMon
To the Editor:
I Just chanced to be reading Jen
kins' comment in your paper dated
March 19, where he explains so thor
oughly what It would mean If Htiey
Long's plan of division should ever
become a law; especially what It
would do to big business, like the
Ford factory and telephone lines, giv
ing some a cogwheel or a bolt and
such. It seems to me, Mr. Jenkins
explanation should be entirely con
vincing to the younger generation.
Slush and snow keep children in
side on many winter days. What
sunshine they get is weak in the
rays that produce vitamin D. No
wonder youngsters lose their pep,
become victims of winter ills.
It is tremendously important
that your children get their share
of vitamin D in winter. It pre
vents rickets, and huilds strong
bones and teeth. They also need
vitamin A to resist infection.
For children especially, we sug
gest McKesson'8 Vitamin Con
centrate Tablets of Cod Liveb
Oil. Children love their tempting
taste. Each delicious chocolate
coated tablet brings all the vita
mins in one teaspoonful of
U. S. P. X. (revised 1934) Cod
Liver Oil. And in addition it sup
plies calcium and phosphorus.
Give them to your children regu
larly and note the results; fewer
"colds" and greater resistance to
other respiratory diseases, lustier
appetites, more pep.
McKesson'r Vitamin Concen
trate TabLfTts of Cop Liver Oil
are just as good for grown-uns.
They help protect you against ill
ness and add to your vitality.
Protect health the vitamin way.
Take these tablets regularly. Give
them to your children to help them
grow sound bones and teeth. Buy
them at any good drug store. A
dollar bottle brings you 100
McKespon's Vitamin Concen
trate Tablets.
Thingumbobs: Noah Webster w
once a postal Inspector. . . . Moltere
read his wrtlng output to his cook
. . . Jack Dempsey's father calls him
Willie. . . . Penny Joyce will not an
swer the phone until alter 9 p. m
, . . Maxwell Dodenhelm, dlscoverlm:
the poetry outlook discouraging, may
The railroad U a devise of flatan 1 I'll his house late at ninht for long
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