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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORD. OREGON, MONDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1934.
She: "What's the shape of a klsa7'
Fred: "Dive me one and I'll call
It square.
Even In those days a woman had
to be pretty sure of her husband
to wear cotton flannel nightgowns
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$34.95 and up
Cole Holmes has been busier than
beren bird dogs In helping on ar
rangements for the "Ten Nights In
a Barroom." ole will be glad when
Friday night Is pant and he can get
some work done for himself.
BE SCENE OF
OLD DAYSJEIURN
(Continued rrora page one )
as the following In the cast: Per
clval Hope as Simon Black, the
deep-dyed villain; Slug McCarthy as
the Deacon; Archie McDuff as Swl
chel; Lizzie Tlsh, matd of 18 with
about 30 years added to that; Billy
Smythe as Joe Morgan, the drunk
ard, who hits his daughter over the
head with a beer bottle; Maude
Love, as the wife of Joe Morgan;
Horace Hemingway, as Harvey Green,
the village sport who knows all the
race horses by their flrat names;
Ebcn Ezerf, as Prank Black, the
son-of-a-bartender; Percy Weeks, as
Willie Hfimmond, another young
blade of the village who thinks he
Is the answer to a maiden's prayer;
Alice Jitters, as Mary Morgan, the
1 14-year old daughter of the drunk
jard, who gets hit over the head with
a beer bottle; and last but not least
i (be sure to give them a curtain call,
i good customers are the directors.
Samuel Sm Khars and Angus Apple-
I by- Of course, all these names are
fictitious, but you will appreciate
It more when you see them on the
singe.
So be sure to get your tickets
early and make table rservatlons
Mnke up a party among your friends
and enjoy one evening of hilarious
entertainment. The price Is small,
and a surprise with every ticket.
Let's make Friday a big night for
the American Legion and for your
selves I i
Under efficient committees much
work Is being accomplished. for the
American Legion Auxiliary. Since
October the Welfare and Hospital
committees have visited many needy
families and relief has been given
where needed. Baskets were distrib
uted to families of ex-service men
(who are In the hospital) for
Thanksgiving, and baskets will be
distributed also at Christmas time.
The Auxiliary maintains a wel
fare room, where articles of cloth
ing . mare made and old clothing
altered for distribution to the needy
Legionnaire, and family. The last
two or three years the Sewing Club
of the Auxiliary aided the Red Cross
by making clothing at their direc
tion and are reaay to aid In this
work, this year, whenever needed.
Jelly and Jam have been given
to the hospital and families need
ing the same. A large box of chil
dren's clothing and magazines was
sent to Roseburg to aid the wel
fare committee there, as many fam
ilies of ex-service men who arc
confined In the Roseburg hospital,
go to. Roseburg and settle there,
thus creating a very serious situation.
A copy of the Medford Mail Tri
bune is sent each day to both the
Portland and Roseburg Veterans'
hospitals and magazine subscriptions
are also sent to the hospitals by
the auxiliary. A cash gift is sent
the hospital cheer committee each
month.
The Community Service commit
tee haa had several projects this
year. The auxiliary has sponsored
and organized a Women's Choral
club under the direction of Mrs.
Elsie Carlton Strang. This club meets
each Tuesday evening In the Girls'
Community club. Anyone Interested,
who can read music, is eligible and
urged to Join. This club fulfills a
long felt want In the city. Mem
bers of the auxiliary have helped
in the Community Chest and Red
Cross drives.
The latest community project la
the Nursery Home for pre-school
children and for this the Auxiliary
and Legion have Joined their forces
and funds supplying the cots, sheets.
blankets and some other things ol
similar nature.
Th Auxiliary's national defense
program Is Identical with the Legion
and stresses the Importance of de
fense and preparedness as only these
two things can Insure peace and
happiness.
Under Americanism, the program
constits of teaching the young oi
America, love of country and loy
alty to Its teachings. We would like
the "Pledge to the Tlag" given in
every school room of the nation,
followed by the national songs each
day of the year, thus Instilling In
the minds of the young, love of
country.
The Unit Activities committee and
Refreshment committee have worked
hard In furthering the activities
of the Auxiliary by social bridge
parties, plays and covered dish din
ners. All members of the Legion
and Auxiliary, and all eligible to
membership are always welcome at
all such events.
A wholesale dealer who had a lot
of trouble In getting a certain re-
taller to pay hJs bills finally lost
patience and wrote the merchant a
threatening letter. He received the
following reply:
"Dear Sir: What v do you mean by
writing me a letter like that?
"Every month I place all my bills
in a hat and then figure out how
much money I have to pay on my
accounts. Then I have my book
keeper draw as many bills out of
the hat as I have money to pay.
"If youKJon't like my way of do
ing business, I won't even put your
bills In the hat."
Parmer's daughter: "Mr. Dribbel,
I'd like you to meet my fiance,
Mr. Hill."
Country Postmaster: "Pleased to
meet yuh, Dewey. You certainly
write a mean love letter, by heck."
Miss A: "What were you and Herb
arguing about last night."
Miss B: "Oh, Just one of those
little petty things."
Doctor: "You must avoid all forms
of ' excitement."
Schef fel : "But, doctor, can't I
even look at them on the street?"
"Heyl" said eatan to the new ar
rival, "you act as If you owned
this dump."
'I do. My wife gave it to me.-
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HOW ABOUT THE
ATTIC?
You paid for tha ipac. your Hla
ncloiai wh.n you built or bough!
your homo it ii good ui.tlt
ipoco if proparly htndUd.
USE IT union you do you n
paying for a imallor houio than
you aro entitled to.
Attic, aro In.xp.nilva to mala
into perfectly good badroom,
playroom, recreation room, . . .
and the NEW MODERNIZING
LOANS mala paying for luch im
provement, la oaiily you'll navar
miit th money.
Com. in . . . , waV
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Bargains
New Cooking Delight on a Fine
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Specially Priced During Qur Big Sale
JOHN CUPP Furniture Co.
"Success To the Legion's Efforts"
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IN BUSINESS SINCE 1908
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La - de - ez and Gen - tul - men-
Your Attention, Please, For Just One Moment!
(Agnes! Put down that mug of beer 'til I'm through!)
Introducing the most collosal, most gigantic, most stupendous a-a-n-nd the most magnificent array of superlative entertain
ment for eye and ear! LA-DE-EZ and GEN-TUL-MENI ... I speak of the extraordinary attractions for the holidays at the
Craterian and Kialto Theatres . . . those remarkable edifices of visual entertainment whose fame has spread from the rocky
bottoms of Maine to the sun-kissed bottoms of California!
At HUNT'S CRATERIAN THEATRE
Dec. 23, 24 - GUY KIBBIE-ALINE MacMAHON in Sinclair Lewis' "BABBITT"
It's the howling successor to "Big Hearted Herbert" with the same team!
Dec. 25 Only A GALA HOLIDAY SHOW ON THE STAGE and SCREEN!
On the Stage
"Sunkist Vanities" ... 35 People ... 8 Big Acts ... 10 Piece Band
On the Screen
'Desirable" with Jean Muir, George Brent, Verree Teasdale
Starting Dec. 26 DICK POWELL and RUBY KEELER in "FLIRTATION WALK"
The first military musical filmed almost entirely at West Point !
with Pat O'Brein and a whole battalion of military beauties
At HUNT'S R3ALT0 THEATRE
Dec. 23-24
Dec. 25-26-27
Dec. 28-29
EDW. G. ROBINSON
At his best as a modern Jeckyll and Hydel
"MAN with TWO FACES
MIRIAM HOPKINS - JOEL McCREA
With all the humor and carefree abandon of "It Happened One
Night" I
"The Richest Girl in the World"
A NEW
STAR!
FLORENCE RICE
8he awoke to find herself a stranger 'i wife!
"FUGITIVE LADY"
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