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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1934.
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A Crisis in World Affairs
IF the United States could isolate itself economically and politi
callybe sufficient unto itself the present insanity of the
rest of the world might be disregarded.
If the countries in Kurope could fight among themselves and
Japan continue her conquest of China, without directly affecting
the industrial, agricultural and social conditions of this country,
one might be indifferent to ine present political tendcncic3
across the Atlantic and Pacific oceans. ,'
. But unfortunately this is impossible. Whether we like it or
not the world is an economic unit the various nations are so
closely related that serious disturbances in one of them, can't
help but have serious effect in all of them. v,
Extensive wars in Kurope or the Orient might stimulate our
own prosperity temporarily but not for long. In the first place
the belligerent nations are not far. from bankruptcy; and in the
second place, the destruction in lives and real wealth that war
involves, ultimately impoverishes all the world,
' So the recent failure of disarmament proposals, the certain
failure of the three power naval pact, renewed evidences of war
preparations both in Europe and the Far East, can't fail but
give every thinking American cause -for grave misgiviiigs and
concern.
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WAR is the last thing any sane person could desire for the
world or nny part of it, yet 'once more, war clouds are
gathering over half of the surface of the globe.
For the first two years the Roosevelt administration was
exclusively concerned with domestic problems. It now appears
inevitable that during the last two years, the international
policies of the administration will be eqiinl.y.if not more, im
portant. This much is certain. The only real hore for world peace,
lies in the peaceful and constructive leadership supplied by the
United States.
Personal Health Service
By William Brady. M.D.
Signed Ittwrs peilalnlnf to personal Health and hyjlene not to du
ease dlucnosls or treatment Bill be answered bjr Dr. Brady If a stamped
.elf-addressed envelope If enclosed. Letter! ahotild be brief and written In
Ink. Owing to the laree number of letter! receded only a few can be an
wered. No reply can be m-ide to querlea not conforming to Instructions
Address Or. William Brady. 264 el Camlno. Beverly HUH, Cal.
ROl'.ND SHOULDERS SPELL A POOR SCHOOL.
Flight o Time
(Medford and Jackson Count!
Hlitory from the files of The
Mall Tribune of SO and 10 Tenia
Ako).
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Ye Smudge Pot
Hy Arthoi rem.
The New "New" Deal
The populate l reauly tor tea an
nual chewing on tha drumstick and
the gizzard of ye turkey next Thurs.
Rain fell off "and on all week, and
wu fine for trees, crops, grass snd
dispositions.
Tha Dubb Watson boy will be yra
old come next Frl. Ha ha quit fight
ing Indians In the street, and gone to
playing football there.
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The six-hour day Is being urged for
slot-machine playing, Instead of
player poking nlckela Into the maw
of the contraption until he runs out
of money.
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Jim O'Brien of the Applegate town
ed Frl. and reported everything OK.
"
Spondulicks Is flowing more freely
than a year ago, due to the "New
Desl" and poople spending It oftener.
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Dewey Hill, the No. 1 hillbilly of
Prospect, took In the wrestling match
Thurs. eve, and watched the grapplera
flay each other hip and thigh and
jaw.. Hill once broke three (3) ribs
struggling to remove his neck from
the crook of a professional wrestler s
arm. The experience conyiitttvi
he was a first-baseman.
Dentists of southern Ore. met Frl.
and heard lectures on the latest
methods of getting a patient to open
Ma mouth.
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The fair sex had a couple of soclsl
s-nlru the past week. In their best
bib and tucker. Their beauty was
accentuated by the non-presence of
homely husbands. Several of the girls
wore the new coiffures, via: a Drain
wrapped around the noggin, and well
forward.
There Is some talk of reviving the
eounty fair next fall, after two years
of no horse racing. A committee will
be named to sneak up on the proposition.
Country aausage time Is due In two
weeks, and rural maker of the dslnty
are not bragging about their skill at
It, as they did last summer,
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J. Wesley Bataa, the barber, has
been working In hi garden all week
-with a dull hoe.
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The University boys and glila will
be back thla week, to see the home
team Psw and Maw.
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Hubbard Broa. are enlarging, and
will have more room for the dlaplsy
of 1039 model plows.
Oulaloor girls are agog over the ap
proach of the skiing season, and the
hardy outdoor men are getting ready
to conquer the aide of a iwauntaln.
If they don't hit a stump.
The Mae West storle are getting
scarce, but Republicans hsve a couple
of good ones on the Democrat, which
they don't like to tell. .
The ha. Held a parade Frl. pm.
causing a 4000 per cent Increase In
4d traffic on the Main Stem, and
awitch engine activity on the Espe.
The girls did most of the yelling snd
the marching.
FROM time to time the Mail T,ribune has qualified its approval
of the New Deal with a bill of exceptions.
Two pf these exceptions have been commented upon in this
column, during the past few months.'' .
One was the high wage scale allowed those on federal relief,
so high that during the past year in this valley, orchard workers
have abandoned steady jobs at the prevailing scale, to take ad-
j vantage of relief work, a policy which we maintained and still
maintain was altogether destructive and indefensible.
We arc glad to note, that according to Donald Richberg, this
policy has at liftt been Abandoned. The former minimum wage
scale has been discarded and hereafter:
"The work relief wage criterion will be the rate prevailing in
the community affected. Local communltlea already function
ing wilt determine. what the proper scale should be Instead of
the government."
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This is as it should lie. Wages for men oi relief should cer
tainly not bo IIIGHKR than tho prevailing wages of regular
labor in the districts concerned.
ANOTHER objection was to tho much-advertised section 7a
of the NRA code, and the way in which it was interpreted
by the lobor unions and the labor board. This was briefly an
interpretation which virtually forced membership into the
American Federal ion of Labor or a union which it recognized,
and tho forcing of a non union minority to be governed by a
vote of a union majority.
In this same uldvess Mr. Richberg clesred this point as lol
lows: "The opinion only of a workman himself csn decide what
voting unit he shall enter. Only after associating himself with
such a unit voluntarily can he be bound by the will of the
majority. Ho one haa been given any authority and I doubt
whether anyone could legally, be given the authority, to herd all
employees, or any number of employee Into a voting unit and !
then to compel them to select their representatlvea by a majority
vote, a a a The right of self orc-anlzatlon certainly Includes the
right of each man to decide for himself with what man or men
he wishes to be associated."
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N other words whether n worker belongs to no union, or to a
A socalled company union, he shall have tho same right to
bargain collectively as the worker who is a member, of some
union recognized by the American Federation of Labor. '
The idea of the One Rig Union Is thus dealt a body blow, and
the rights of a minority in any labor dispute arc protected.
important decisions, enunciated by Mr. Richberg,
resent the present policy of tho Roosevelt admin
istration (and considering Mr. Richberg's high position they
must) will go far toward clearing the way, for closer coopera
tion between business and the government, greatly accelerating
business improvement.
It was probably not a coincidence that following these pro
nouncements the New York stock market pushed ahead in one
of the most activo sessions of tho present month.
In some communities where graft
Is brszen and public opinion la timid
the politicians who hsnd It out have
decided thst the
physical e d u c ac
tion . departmen'a
of thj school sys
tem Is just the
bunk anyway ar.d
have kept ti.e
boodle well up to
normal thru' the
period of the de
pression by let
ting out physical
education teach
ers and instruct
ing their crea
tures on the board of education to
forget that part of the school system
for a while.
This is all Jake with the board of
education, for they never did see the
sense of physical education anyhow.
Nobody doea who hasn't had any
It Is worse than readln', 'ritln and
rlthmetlc in that respect. That Is tne
reason why so many parent whose
education was neglected do not take
very seriously the physical education
work in the schools, and permit their
children to dodge it by one or an
other subterfuge, or actually aid and
abet the wretched child In faking up
an excuse to escape physical tra.n-
ln.
Round shoulders, pronated I-ift
(wesk ankles), curvature of spine
(high hip, high shoulder), swayback
or hollow back, protruding ch:n.
sunken chest, pot belly, sagging head
and neck these manifest weaknessM
or deformities are all more or lea as-
so:lated with kyphosis or functional
humpback. Thl Is a fault of develop
ment, growth, nutrition. It is the pos
ture of relaxation, weakness, fatigue.
It Is often an expression of some
general condition, say anemia or min
eral deficiency or avltamlnosls, and
in any case the child should be un
der the constant supervision of '.Is
family physician who will see that tne
general nutrition state Is kept at t'.'i
optimum.
This weakness In children of schJOl
sge is a disgrace to American edu
cation. It spells a poor, inefficient
school. If the child get a fair break
In elementary or grammar achool,
these potential deformities and dis
abilities will simply not be permlttetl
to continue. They will be prev-"t; I
by. proper physical training. They
will be corrected. If they have already
started when the child enters school,
by proper school medical service.
How to unfasten the blood-sucking
grsfters from the achool adm'.a
istrstion Is probably not M simple a
problem a I should suppose. But pup
He opinion can stlU save the school,
if only the public hss the spirit to
hold an opinion on the subject.
A good mind Inspires my respect,
but great physical atrength not at .til
Still, I'd rather my child were a bit
shy on brsin than physically below
the standsrd of hi fellows.
Regular dally gymnasium classwork
under a qualified physical Instructor
(not Just any old teacher who hw
nothing more important to do) Is the
best preventive measure and the best
corrective measure against the weak
ness described.
Swimming and hiking, also under
the - qualified physical Instructor's
supervision, are excellent aids in car-rectlon.
No child who show any of the
fault enumerated should be permit
ted to wear heel on shoes Nor point
ed toes. The child must not toe O'.l'
when walking.
TEN YEARS AflO TODAY
. November 23. 1924
(It Was Wednesdsy
Brosdcast across Atlantic held pos
sible. Local radio fan hears a piano
solo from Aberdeen, Scotland.
launchca plans for ft
Portlsnd
world fair.
Medford and Ashland high schools
meet tomorrow In annual Thanks
giving Day football game.
Liquor and farm relief laws promise
to occupy attention of next congrese.
Sale of ChrlBtmaa Seals to start in
county tomorrow.
told, foggy weather continues. ,
-Be Doubly Careful in Rain
tV doubly alert on .Hppery street,, goln; to and frt.n chool V1mw
.trctu are wet. you may .lip. or your umbrella m. hide a vehicle from
your view. Vehicle, may kld-eannot stop a.i quickly. Rain and snow
make It harder for the driver to see.
TWENTY YK.VUS -tiO TODAY
November 25, 1014
(It Waa Wednesday)
Saturday night and Sunday the
fighting blood of the community boil
ed. Four flghta between more or less
prominent citizens occurred. No
damage was done. A peculiarity of
moftt of the rumpuses were that they
involved men of most peaceful na
tures. '
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
If It Is Not U. S. P. It Is Not the Best.
Often I notice on drugs sold in gro
eery stores the label "Not U. S. P." :
was told once that means "noc
wormy" or "not rotten." I doubted
It then, and . . . (I. B.)
Answer U.- S. P. means United'
States. Pharmacopoeia. In Canada B 1
P. means British Pharmacopoeia. If
medicine 1 labeled U. S. P. or B. P
you may be sure It Is the best and It
meets the high requirements for
these legal standards. If It Is labeled
"Not U. S. P-." well It might Just aj
well be labeled "Not Genuine."
Call It Crl.
We think your booklet "Call It Cr;M
Is the finest thing you have yet given
us. We have used the "fool-proot
cough medicine" many times in our
home with excellent results. It Is
good to know one can have such a
medicine without any dope. Pleas
tell me whether It keeps long, or
should we make It up fresh when we
need It? (Mrs. D. H. E.)
. Answer Better make It up. fresh
needed. Copy of the booklet to any
reader who sends dime and 3 cent
stamped envelope bearing his addrenj,
(Copyright, 1934, John F. Dllle Co.)
Russian retreat stops at Lodz, Po
land; allies and German battle on
western front desultory.
Street car line across Espee tracks
at Main street to be explained at
public hearing.
Great prosperity" la predicted for
America by British economist.
Ed. Note: Persons wishing to
communicate with Dr. Brady
should send letter direct to Dr.
William Brady, M. D., 265 El
Camlno, Beverly Hills, Cal. 11
er more prosaic selection. This has
been going on several years. Some
day I'll probably crack under the
strain, yank It out and "go to town."
Eccentricities of dress will always
recall the late "Daddy" Browning. I
knew him quit well, long before he
became a harlequin of the headlines.
Although rlch.l he lived in a moder
ately priced family hotel, attended
our weekly dances, drank nothing
stronger than lemonade and never
smoked. Usually he escorted high
school girls in groups to the soirees.
No one thought anything. He seemed
indeed, a bit childish, wearing many
extra buttons on his coats and fea
turing a half dozen different sound
ing horns on his automobile. He
once told me ho had not missed Sun
day school since 12. A strange, harm- J
less fellow In earlier years I have
b4leved he was touched by some pro
gressive mania. The last time I saw
him was at a first night with a full
grown orchid In his dinner coat lapel, t
totally unmindful of the ridicule. His ,
eyes had taken on a roamtn? bulgi- j
ness and his talk had the turkey gob- 1
bier Incoherence of Harry Thaw. Yet
to the end he remained a most astute
bust new man. actually doubling his
fortune during the depression. j
No Change Turkey Price
PORTLAND, Ore., Nov. 24. (AP)
Turkey receipts continue on a liberal
trend in the market here but the
shipping demand Is said to have
cleaned up everything. There has as
yet been no change in the price from
that ruling during the past tew days
Insofar as the Portland market Is
concerned.
Wool Demand Better 1
BOSTON, Nov. 24. (AP)-(USDA)
The broadest demand since February
was received In the wool market the
past week. Ohio fleeces had some of
the call at 27-28 cents In the grease
for fine Ohio Delaine.
Vaudeville show at Page theatre
features a performing elephant.
Preliminary steps are taken at
meeting of farmers and orchardlsts
for formation of an Irrigation district.
Communications
AHEAD AS PUBLIC
TS SHOPPING
NEW YORK. Nov. 24. f AP) The
vigorous expansion in consumer buy
ing, says the Dun & Bradstreet weeK
ly trade review, has proceeded un
checked, "and now has gained suffi
cient momentum, to render It inr
mune to tho vagaries of the weather.'
Improved business sentiment,, ac.
cording to the summary, is reflected
in the greater volume of advance
commitments, particularly In the
consumer goods industries, and in
the revival of plana long held In
abeyance for general industrial
panslon.
"As the reduction of stocks has
been so rapid during the past six
weeks," asserted the review, "Invcn
torles hove been lowered to such an
extent that many retailers have
abandoned their plans for holding
post-Thanksglvlng promotions, as the
small supplies of seasonal goods re
maining can c sold without tho aid
of any special markdowns.
"Many of the Industrlnl indices are
reaching mare boldly upward, while
the others ' arc displaying a greater
degree of stability.
One for Mr. Grove
To the Editor:
The Hood River team sat on a wall.
The Hood River team had a great fall
and all the king's "orse,
And all the kings men.
Couldn't patch them together again.
A Orlm Fairy Taie.
So help me Hapnabl The unique
has Just been uncovered. Prom no
less an authority tnan Mr. naroiu
Drove. Mall Tribune, comes the
astonishing news that the Hood River
football team has the psychological
low-down on the Medford outfit.
I don't know Mr. Grove' brand
but this is the first time, to my
knowledge, that a football team has
been accused of carrying our gridiron
sport to such an extreme. Until Mr.
Orove'a article flashed across m7
horizon I was under the Impression
that tomorrow's game was to be
nlaved on the ground. Medford usu
ally play that a way. NowI'm
dangling In mld-alr with a sky-hook
for an anchor. Says I anything can
hanDen tomorrow. Hood River rrugm
lick their teeth with the Jaw bones of
tiger. Better atlll. they might extract
the tiger's bicuspids, and use tnem
for watch fobs. Much better sun. i
Hood River might use the skin of a
tiger for a door-mat. j
It's so unusual for good looioau
player to be messing round with pay- j
chology. that I wouldn't miss tomor- j
row' game for anything. Just now i
the Medford team will stand up
against a flock of Inhibitions, com
plexes, extraverts. Introverts, and all
of the other nerts. Is worth witness
ing. And If Mr. Grove's angle on tne
Hood River team Is a false alarm, well
. . . I'll demand my money back.
! Yours over a teacup,
G. L. BULLEN.
. Medford. Nov. 23.
HENHOUSE STILL
I
TTHKSE two in
if tliry vepn
NEW YORK
DAY BY DAY
By O.O. Mclntyrc
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NEWARK, N. J . NOT. 33. ( AP,
The Newark Morning Ledger went to
pre rrlda atter a suspension of two
days, but the strifes of Its editorial
workers seemed no nearer settlement
than ever.
While the Ledger ran off AO.0O0
copies for the newa stands and 30.000
more for frc distributufn. the strik
ers put out tht third Issue of their
cwn paper. "The Reporter. "
"There won't he any more isauri
mlMed so long as I have a dollar to
ppmd producing it." Mid the Ledgers
publisher, L. T. Russell.
NTW YORK, Nov. 24 Billy Bryant,
the show boat man, relays a news
paper picture of a pride of the Ohio
river the Queen city, which strad
dled two epochs
snd la now an
abandoned hulk
rotting into drift
wood. A sight of
the old s I d e
w heeler turns
back the years
for a Jet of re
mimbirln g
when.
As a boy In
Oalllpolls I made
my first trip to
the etty on "The
Queen." The ad-
rertlsetnenu hailed
Ashland. Maysvllle. One dusk we
nosed Into a mud-bank to take on a
cow that bolted and swam the Ohio.
Thrills, thrlllsl .
And the red-headed cursing mate
What a tyrant among the shambling.
shiftless roustabouts! The three-piece
stringed orchestra strumming In the
moonlight. The lonely sentinel In
the pilot house. Lamp-lit farm houses
In the clearing. And ftt last the
sntt climax suspension bridge and
j Cincinnati I
1 The calamities ao often engulfing
the Innocent! Bob Garland acciden
tally drove by a atop light. A sharp
! whistle and ft pull up to the curb.
A not so friendly cop sticking his
head Into the car window for expla
nation. And Garland's gentle bull
dog, sensing attack, biting htm thru
the cheek. Tableaux!
An adorably flattering mlas who :
advises with me on her affairs du 1
coeur revealed this Impassioned finale i
to a letter from her 18-year-old swain J
now In a boarding school near Lu- j
cerne. "It Isn't fair to sugar to be
as sweet as you" he deliquesced in a
round Spencet-lAn hand. Sure and
there's the makings of a fine lover in
that broth of a boy. I
And speaking of Romeos. Lou Tel
legans frantically plunging scissors
into the romantic breast, upon
which so many maidenly heads sigh
ed to He. la a horror hard to erase.
Of many matinee idols he seemed
most desirable. But like many great
lovers he was fine-spun fabric with
out the texture known as stability.
Every cavalier eventually. It eeems,
has his head turned by the same
phosphorescent sparkle he thinks la
charm. A hoisting by hla own petard I
The elfins In the bee-droned gardens
turn out to be the common garden
variety of sup -even as you and L
Tellegen. one of the finest and hand
some.it leading men of his time,
showed the beginning of hla egoistic
decay in that sickening book. "Wom
en Have t-een Kind," In which he re
j vealed the secrets of the boudoir In
; shameless bravado.
ner.
with de-
as "the
(lam Byrd plays convincingly the
ball-bouncing half wit In that ornery
opus "Tobacco Road. At eight per
formance ft week he stand revealed
greedily munching an indigestible tld
bit of the barren lands a raw turnip.
There la no hocus-pocus. It's a real
served alliterative accuracy, aa .n;(urnlp ni chm and w,Uows. A
belle of the benna. ro go up ner ,frotlon perhaps to stage realum
rarely equalled In the theatre.
aant-olank. hear the getaway bells
snd feel her slow awing into the cur
rent was aa much excitement as any
one ever had.
At her guard rails we drifted ma
jestlcalty by sweeping lowlands, regi
men ted In rustling tiles ot corn, stip
pled here and there bv surh mrprl
Every man has his favorite tie. One
he save for grandiose events, Mine
ts a deep purple a cravat from Char
vet in Place Vendome that ha royal
splendor. Often I'm tempted but I
10
GET TURKEY FEED
WASHINGTON. Nov 54 (API NM
only are the SMVOOO CCC boys going
to hsve honeat-to-goodne!a turkey for
Thanksgiving, but one out of three
stands a good chance of drawing
drumstick.
Director Robert fechner. mindful
of appetites born of axe winning in
form, slipped the news to the con
servstlon workers todav thst about
M.000 Mrdt M0 000 pound or J30
tons would be served with all the
trimmings.
Ne or old.
t nger It admlrinrly and fold bark Our radio rmi: a
i:ierf a tne
k Ua best
STARTS
Today
Continuous
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1:30 to 11
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f')r tatting the joys of
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Portland. Ore.. Not. 24 (AP)
Federal gent snnounced here todsy
that one of the largest Illicit distiller
ies seized In Oregon since repeal 01
nrnhibltlon was confiscated In a
chicken house on the Ralph Burkhart
farm near St. Paul, Marion county,
last night.
The agents said they seized 500
gallons ol mash. 30 gallons of whisky
and a quantity of IK or parapher
nalia. Burkhart, they said, was arrested
on charges of possessing an unli
censed dlstllery and possessing liquor
on which the federal tax had not
been paid. Two other men who said
they were Arthur Beard. 31, and Geo.
Smith. 20, were taken In custody
when they drove up to the place.
The still was said to have a ca
pacity of 350 gallon of hlgh-grada
moonshine whisky each 24 hours.
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