PAGE TWELVE MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFOH1). OREGON, FRIDAY, AUGUST 31, 1931. Medford Mail Tribune "Evciytint in Southern Or egos ftuot Oil Kail rribtiM' Dally Kxeept Saturday fuhtlined tj HtUMIKlt PRINTING CO. l5Jf-J V iht it. KbOM IA ItUHKItl w. MUM, Editor Ax) independent Newspaper Cntared m ireoDd elm mattst tl Uediord Oregon, under Act of Marrt l, 1819. SfJBflCHIPTION HATM B Mill in Adricee Dall. on rear I&-0U Duly. l mantt S.T& Dallr. om ooDtb -u Br Cvrter In AdreoM Medford. aibland. JaeUoorille, Central Point. Pboeolx, Talent. Gold mil aod oo Bifbwan. Dtllr. om rear SS.OU Dally, ill raonthi. , , I. So Dallr, one oDtfl .60 Ail tenna. tub Id adrauM. OfTlcUl paper of Lbe Cltj of Medford. Official panel of Jaeksoo Oountf. HIM BE H Of THE ARflUClATED PUKM ecelrtnx trull Leaeed Wire Beetle Tbt associated Pren if eelulel entitled to UN um for pubUeaUoe of all om dlipatefie credited to It or otnenrlae credited Id lilt paper and alio to cm local oevi puhiuneo Herein. All right for pubUcaUoo of ipedal dlfpatcs bercu are aw resenea. MEM HE H OF (IN11ED PHE8B UXMBEH OF AUDIT H (J HEAD OF CIRCULATIONS AdrerUiIng Kcpreeentatltef U. & MOUENBEN COMPANY Offices In Ne fork, Chleaio, Detroit, Ban rrtnclseo Lot Angela Buttle Portland, MEMBER JV Miueaa at. Personal Health Service By William lirady, M.U. Signed letters pertalnlnf to personal Health and nyflelM not to dis ease duigniitie or treatment will ba answered by Ur. Brady U a itaropM) sell-addressed envelupe la enclosed. Letter should be brlel and written In Ink. Owing to the large number ol letter received only a few can De an swered. No reply can be made to querlet nnt conlormlng to Instruction. Address Or. Ullllaro Brady, 269 El Camlno, Beverly HUH, Cal. FOR GENERATION TRV ONE BALANCED MEAL A DAV. Ye Smudge Pot By Art h or Perry. The True Progressive party of Ore gon, with Peter Zimmerman of Yam hill county as It gubernatorial can didate, announces lta campaign will be delayed In opening until a slogan Is found. This should not worry them any great length of time. In view of the nominee's proposal to whack up all the wealth, Elect Peter to Skin Paul, ought to fill the bill, until a better one pops up. Other suggestions are: Try My Something for Nothing, and No More Pancakes For Pluto crats. A father has completely recovered from the shock of slipping home at 11 p. m. and finding his 17-year old daughter not going any place. As a result of the California pri mary election, Oregon can now be scolded for acting like a state closer than Kansas and North Dakota, the first chance It gets. a For the benefit of his patients Dr. A, Hardaway announces that he will be absent from his office during the next week or ten days. (Rocky Creek, Montana, Searchlight). A muf fled knock. Col. Tou Velle of JWille has pur chased a horse. He will now come to town after a veternarlan, Instead of a nut for the hlnd-wheel of a tractor, e Maple leaves In the high hills are' now the right shade of red to be stuck In fireplaces, by Older dtrle. Al Bllton has returned from the ocean. He states ever ytlme he noted the mercury was basing the 100 mark In the valley, he had to get up and put another stick of wood In the store. a COLLEGE GRADUATE SCORNS FORTUNE (SF. Call-Bulletin). He better go back to school again thia fall. a J. Curtis Barnes, who' for years has been battling for more profits and less sweating, and a more equitable distribution of financial laslness, does not view with any spectacular alarm, the nomination of Upton Sinclair, or his plan to end poverty. He thinks there is a very sllra chance of noth ing but the taxes being with us, and nothing will be accomplished but a lot, of yelling and arm-waving. Mr. Barnes reports he wss strong for the Sinclair plan, until he read and studied same. Then he discovered a defect: It provides for more work than now. and payment In the fruits of labor. Instead of capitalistic gold. In short, Mr. Bsrnes feels neither the Job nor the pay, will be a Joy. to those who favor the abolishment of the prof it -system, Just because they are not getting the profits, BACK HOU8INO CAMPAIGN (Hdllne Portland News-Telegram). Page Chic Sales! pioneer moon noil, isn (Pendleton East Oregonlan) The report that the Indiana were on the war path had little or no effect upon the business of this place. Very few gave any credit to the report. Our worthy village black smith kindly tendered his services as commander of any volunteers who would organise. He was very anxious to begin war at once, alone, but a petition algned by the principal clt teens asking him not to begin his work of destruction until the red skins had begun their bloody work in earnest, held him bark. But he holds himself tn readiness to ex terminate the whole raos should It become necessary. 1 50 Yrs. Ago Col,) The Prospect ball park burned up Seturday, compelling the ball team headed by Dewey Hill, the leading hired man of the county, to go away from home the rest of the season to be defeated. MAN WITH WIFE EXPLAINS (Hdllne Del Norte Triplicate) He better. F. W Bsrtlett. MM ford a Taxiderm ist and Furrier, will open shop on or about Sept. 1st, at 20 a. Central. All of the old reducing diets, from Karell and Banting down to the latest freak system purporting to emanate from Hollywood, were based what we now know was a Um Ited knowledge of nutrition. If In exceptional cases one of these un- slentlflc methods brought about the desired ductton without gravely Injuring health or actual ly sending the victim to hospital or sanitarium. wss because the lucky Individual had cheated or had broken the diet often enough to Indulge In some food that happened to supply minerals or vita mins the body demands But now that we have a fairly corn prehenslve understanding of the es sentials of human nutrition, It ap pears that these old-fashioned reduc ing diets are neither safe nor necea. sary. Indeed, when scientific knowl edge Is applied In the prescription of a reducing regimen we find that the most satisfactory results are achieved If the patient has One well balanced meal a day. Perhaps not such rapid reduction as might be brought about by a starvation regimen, but a stead ier reduction, a plan to which the pa tient will stick long after the average human being would break away from a starvation diet. If, as has been stated, sn Individual csn reduce twenty pounds In a year by omitting that one extrs sjlce of bread and butter he ordinarily taxes dally, then It Is reasonable, and In deed an everyday observation that one can lose two or three pounds a week by omitting one of the lesser meals he ordinarily takes dally say going without lunch. But aside from one's natursl sense of well being and comfort, there are other good reasons why It Is not ad visable to try to carry on sn ordl nsrlly active life for many hours In the day without food. We cannot go Into the physiological objections here. but suffice to mention one the oc currence of hypoglycemia", or exhaus tion of the blood sugar. When the glycogen or sugar In the blood Is used i up and no replenishment of the sup ply Is made, the results are often un pleasant and sometimes grave. So It is a wise plan In any case to take some food at least three times In the day. One good practice, where a reduction regimen Is desirable, is to substitute for lunch or for breakfast an orange or some orange Juice, or a raw apple or any other fresh raw fruit in season, or a vine ripened tomato. or a half cantaloupe or melon with out sugar or sslt. But sny one who is up snd about should never fail to have one well balanced meal, square or nearly so, every day. Here Is a fair average meal for one on a reduction regimen: Soup (200 calories). Crackers (40 calorie-!). Meat (300 calories). Two vegetables (100 calories). Sslsd (150 calories). One roll or slice of whole wheat bread (40 calories). Butter 40 calories). Spoonful of sugar (30 cal ories). One-half oz. cream (B0 cal ories). Fruit for dessert (100 calories). Coffee (0). That gives a total of 10S0 calories. Not exactly a hearty meal for a hard working man or woman, but plenty for a sedentary adult. Not quite enough for a hard playing boy or girl still growing. And not quite adequate In vitamin content perhaps. It is easy to make sure of the min eral elements and vitamins, however, A combination of pure food concen trates containing these In the physi ologically correct proportions may be taken once or twice dally with fruit Juice or other food while one Is fol lowing a reduction regimen, or when there Is reason to believe disturbance of health Is due to lack of these vital factors. Comment on the Day's News QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. Good Wind After Bad. Would riding a bicycle and taking hikes help bring up my wind which I lost by overexerclse? If not, please tell me what would. (R. L-) Answer I don't understand. If you have lost your wind, son. your physl clan Is the only one who can advise you what to do about It. Loss of wind means impairment of the heart effl clency. That is serious enough to war rant the care of your doctor. Varicose Veins. Want to thank you for advice con oernlng injection treatment for varl' com veins. X received the treatment from the physician you suggested, and It has cured the trouble for me snd I am now in fine shape. (Mrs. W. J. L.) Answer The chemical obllterstlon of varicose veins, by means of Inject- tlons into the veins, is now the method of choice In treating this common affliction. It Is highly suc cessful, snd good physicians every where give the treatment. The Bowleg Straightening Humbug. Please Inform me whether the ap pliance shown in Inclosed blueprint would connect bowlegs. (G. 8.) Answer Dont be silly. Nothing but surgery will straighten bowlegs in s person over 8 years of age. (Copyright 1034, John F. Dllle Co.) Ed, Note: Persons wishing to communicate with Dr. Brady should send letters direct to Dr. William Brady, M. D., H65 El Ca mlno. Beverly HI Its. Cal. NEW YORK DAY BY DAY By O. O. Mclntyre 3 WW NEW YORK, Aug. 31. Thoughts while strolling: .Don't suppose any one will ever name a child Elmer any more. The name Silas was killed by the same kidding. Walter Huston with a do-funny mustache could almost pass for Hitler. Add nifty dressers: Ed Hat rick. What be came of Pearl Germonde of the Foil lea? One word de- ;.A..-ja scrlptlon of any New Yorker droopy. How many foot ball heroes become famous men? Ford Frlck Is another Indiana aod- buster. Stuart Erwln has the sur prised took of Just waking up out of a sound nap. Jean Harlow's pho tography wasn't so good In her last picture. Leaner along Sixth avenue who Just stare. Stanley Gibson who buys rundown magaslnea and makes them cllrk. Young Walter Chrysler Is a whirlwind walker, too. The relief over Dlllinger Is fleeting. We'll always have one. So long as there la crooked law enforcement. Lawyers, Judges, tighl That country-boy-looklng orchestra leader, Isham Jones, writes ths most hits. The mimical comedy elevator runners at Dunhtll's. Like the page boys on the lie de France. America's most distinguished looking middle aged lady Ruth Bryan Owen. They say banker secretly chuckle how easily they got off. Ver n e Port er h as a 0 1 baon man profile. Mrs. Ed Huttn and Mrs Grace Cool id ge might be twtna. That white-haired savant who takes hi cat on a leash to the news reels Brosdwsy'a close pals Bide Dudley and Kelcey Allen. Sign: "We custom tailor your clothes." That's verbing It upl Somewhere I have seen a statement credited to Ed Howe that "a good scare usually does a man more good than sound advlre." That's right In a way and shows a discernment that comes only with thoughtful years. It Is a circuitous way of saying exper ience ts the best tescher. Yet most of us prefer sound advice and always seek it. However. It la difficult to find among men under CO. Tn a se vere Jam give me the 70-year older. The Younger Generations Old Fogey Many of the de-luxe hotels have special arrangement with former wealthy clients, somewhat a boon for both these troubled times. With so many aultes vacant, old patron a may rent them for special cocktail parties at quarter rates or occupy them at half tariff for week ends in town This gives a h.nel ths ImpreeMon of being biay and depression victims a paltna of o.d-tlmi pomp. New York has completely abandon ed the no-name high hat. It was once a symbol of hoity-toity to be known only by a number. Fifth ave nue was especially packed with this aloofness. Twenty years ago there was not a sign on the thoroughfare from Madison Square to the Plaza foun tsln. The last of the hold-outs were Altman's and Crvrtler's. The Rltz Carlton, from Its opening until re cently, was signless. The signs today are tnconspicuoii, but signs, nevertheless. Borrah Mlnnevltch's harmonica players are the most highly paid In the world. No one In the rsggedy regiment receives less thsn BlOO a week and a few get $200. The Idea for the gutter urchin orchestra was given to Mlnnevltch by Dr. Hugo Relnenfeld over a midnight cup of coffoe at Ltndy's. Mlnnevltch scoured the East 81de sidewalks for recruits but found the ripest talent along the Brooklyn waterfront. Each youth two are negroes Is what he calls a "natural" that ts a passionate lover of the harmonica. So much so. Indeed, off duty they go off In pairs to wah-wah In lunch stands, all night coffee pots and hamburger hutches. Just for the fun of It. And with the sidewalk cafes they have reached Harlem now-sp routing everywhere, the strolling musician has a paradise in contrast to usual skimpy pickings. He fringes the tables playing his saxophone, violin or accordion and In such proximity few can reslat passing out a coin. Of course, the troubadors know their psychology and usually play some tender love melody to a moon-eyed looking couple. This will often flush out a dollar bill. By FRANK JENKINS BIG political news: Upton Sinclair, famous socialist, wins the Democratic nomination for governor of California by an over whelming majority. CUPPOSE, say three or four years w ago, someooay nsa propnewiea that such a thing would happen. You would have laughed. EVERY BODY would have laughed. It would have seemed a great Joke. But it has happened. These are days of swift changes. WHY was Sinclair nominated? The answer Is as simple as sim plicity Itself. He promised what a majority of the voters of California want. So he got the votes. 11HAT did be promise? Tv He promised to end poverty In California no more, no less. His pro gram he called the EPIC program, taking the name from the first let ters of the words "end poverty In California." He promised to do It RIGHT AWAY. v TJOW? I A Well, he offers three ways. The first he calls CAL California au thority for land. He would have the state take over all land surrendered for tax delinquency, and rent and buy other land. The Jobless would be Invited to go onto this land, forming co-operative societies directed by expert agricul turists. Here they would earn their living. HIS second device for ending pov erty he calls CAP California authority for production. The state would take over all Idle and bankrupt industrial concerns. and here the remaining unemployed would be given Jobs producing the necessities of life. AND his final device he terms CAM California authority for money. The state would print Us own money; on paper, rags, wood, leather; calling It scrip, tokens, mazuma, or whatever it chose. With this scrip the co-operative farms and Industries would pay their bills for material, labor, etc. When mere money wss needed, more would be printed. WHAT of the private Industry left after all this had been done? It would have to root, bog, or die. That Is to say, if It couldn't com pete with the state-owned farms a,nd industries, It would have so fold up Its tent. -44- PURE socialism, you see the old, old remedy lor ending poverty. Nobody doing anything for himself, snd the state doing everything for everybody. TWO more questions: 1. Do the voters of California really think he can do it? 3. Why Is socialism suddenly so attractive? - THE answer to the first Is this: "Probsbly not. But they've resch. ed the point of confusion snd be wilderment where they're willing to take a gamble on anything.' AND here is this writer's notion of the answer to the second: i During the past four yeara people i of all sorts have been so harried, to1 worried, so driven by the necessity, to do something to keep going and so burdened by (he weight of respon sibility that for the moment, at least, they feel It would be a relief to shift the whole load over to the shoulders of the STATE. So they take a whirl at voting for a socialist. f There is one forlorn minstrel, haunting Fifth avenue, who claims to have led orchestras for Frlta! Scheff and symphonies at Carnegie many years ago. In a tarn, bow-tie and velveteen coat, he plays a violin like a figure out of a gvpsy novel e la reputed to make more than he did In the good old days. A nice Idea. that. So If things keep up and a tall, reedv fellow honn up pllnklng "Over ths Waves" on the mandolin. I hope the response will be generous. No tin-foil nlckles or under table trip ping. 4 I lone Bore tjulntiiplf fa TOLEDO. O. lUP. Toledo has her quintuplet. The proud mother la Belle, haughty lioness at Walbrtdge Park roo. The five comprise the lar gest leonine litter ever born at the roo here. Plans to name the cubs after the sisters Dlonne are being considered by Curator Roger Conant. "Street' Celebrated raving CLEVELAND. O. HTl Merchants and resident along Superior avenue, a principal traffic artery here, felt so Jubilant when part of the street wss re-psved that they decided to hold s retehratlvn. Ten thousand peopie thronged tosee a float parade they arranged. BICYCLES We py cash for used bike. Medford Cycle. 93 N. nr. Ye Poet's Corner A TOAST Here's to our own Golden Cup. Our valleys so verdsnt arvd fertile. Here's to our baln of wealth. Engirdled by hills that are distant Ours to those hills so majestic. Towering high to the heaven. Eternally minding their trust To preserve our beneficent climate. Ceales1y gath rlng and storing The moisture that falls to their bosoms. Generois1y sending It down To us In the forms of our rivers. Increasing by more than la told. The sum of our natural productions Here's to out own River Rogue, To all of the streama In Its basin: Here's to our own Golden Cup, Nature favored to all of Creation. O. W. Relllngton. Water for hew tiardent LONDON. (UPi Kew Gardens, the most famous gardens In the world, filled with many rare and pre clous plant, requires 2.B5B.0O0 gal lons of water a week to insure the safety of lta extensive collection from the perils of the drought. Flight 'o Time (.Medford and Jackson Count) History from the Files it lbs Mali Tribune of tt and to rear Ago.) TEN YEAKS AGO TODAY August 31, 1924. (It Was Tuesday) President Coolidge In address to la bor, "workers have the right to strike, but government also has the right to arbitrate first." .American warshlpa rushed to China war zone. Ticket sale for county fair to open Wednesdsy. Two college boys who can approach tourists wanted. William N. Colvig, pioneer resident, celebrating his Both birthday. . The first high school football prac tice 1 held with Raymond Slngter, Bernard Senn, Olibert Knlps, Harold Dressier, and Mervyn Chastaln turn ing out. Coach Calllson says Bernard Hughes "Is a likely looking prospect." The coach also announces: "The team member who stays out after nine o' clock any night of the week, will have to quit, and that Is not all that will happen to him. TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY August 31, 1914. (It Wss Monday) Owing to "the situation abroad.' the price of tires, shoes, and lemon ade go up In Medford. Transient known as "Scotty" Is ar rested, following refusal to work, af ter promising to do so "for his breakfast." Millions of armed men come to grips on the Western front; St. Petersburg, by order of the Russian duma. hereafter to be known as Pet' rogrsd: Democratic senator predicts "hunger will force the warring hordes of Europe to lay down their arms by Christmas. In obedience to the straw-hat un written law, there wss a decided scarcity of straw hsts on Medford streets Tuesday, September 1st. Al though the hot weather still holds out the three months open season for straw hats has expired. Other signs of fall are the ripe fruit under the trees and the coloring of the leaves. Communications To the Editor: On page twelve of the Sunday Issue of the Mill Tribune, dated August 3S. 1934. appears an article concern ing the theft of the automobile be longing to A. S. Rosenbaum. In this article, you mention that Oliver H. Goss la the same Initial and name of a transient, who played a more or less minor role In the turmoil fomented by agitators L. A. Banks and B. H. rehl. You further atate, "a man by the name of Ooss was the head of the unemployed council of Jackson county. There la no confirm ation It la the same man." In the matter of Goss In connec tion with what you term the turmoil, I refer you and the readers of the Medford Mall Tribune, to the artlclea appearing In the Mall Tribune during March and April of ntneteen thirty three. In which It would appear that O. H. Goss wss a protege of the Mall Tribune and the. good government congress waa criticized because they would have none of him and his Ilk. Mr. Goss waa known to be a com munist at that time and had been re ported by me to officials at Salem. Oregon, together with the advice that his actlvltlea be put a stop to. Don' you think that It Is about time that you shouldered your own responsibility regarding what you term the turmoil. Otherwise I believe that It would be the part of wisdom to drop the matter and all reference to It and call It a dead Issue. In case your flies are Incomplete for 1033. I herewith Inform you that I have In my possession a complete file of that year, which your readera and yourself are welcome to come and peruse. I request that this letter be printed and the turmoil closed once and lor all. HENRIETTA B. MARTIN. Aug. 39, 1934. (Cuntinueo irom Page One) government will unquestionably sup port the strikers. The only way it could oe svoiaea would be for Madame Perkins to de nounce the strike. You know how much cl--nc there ts of that. It is Importsnt becsuse the union treasury is supposed to contain only about a million dollars, hardly enough to support a strike for more thsn a few days. The Brlttsh dole relleT rules for strikers tskes a man off the govern ment dole as soon as he becomes a striker, and thereafter provides only bare food for him In case he can show he Is hungry. The cotton textile operators are going to get the best kind of public ity advice. If they follow it. They have hired Bill Lawson. who did practically all of the publicity work for the NRA since it started, al though he only had the title of "as sistant director," R u tun Miners Find Gold MOSCOW. il'P) Two gold nug gets of unusual Ire and value, one weighing 1 OA kilogram and the oth er S W3 kilograms, hsve been dis covered by miners in the Altai gotd fields, according to reports reaching hire. A treasury official privately pointed out to one of our army men that. If w became involved in a far-eastern war. the treasury's silver would come in right handy for supporting an army in the orient. AUSTRIAN TROOPS STORM NAZI STRONGHOLD N Tha recent Auatrlan nail revolt, touched off by tha alaylng of Chancellor Dollfusa, waa put down by the regular army and the home guard. Thla picture waa made In tha province of Carinthla, one of tha hot apota of tha rebellion, aa government troopa charged to dislodge naxla from Layamund atatlon. (Ai aocUlted Preaa Phot. WRECKERS SPEED WHITE HOUSE OFFICE REMODELING y '"ne noisi ana onus, wreexera are speeding demolition of the executive offices used by President Roosevelt to make way for larger offlcea for the White House ataff. The Presidents bedroom overlooka the acene of operations where work sometimes goes on at night as well as in the daytime. (Associated Press Photo) YOUTH SUFFOCATES IN MT. HOOD VOLCANIC CRATER z-z ry-s n . se, 3 3f ',' ?ZgKS x a i & a. The lifeless body of Victor r. von Normann, 22, (right) University of Washington student, waa recovered from the gas-filled crater of Mt Hood, Ore., by Paul Williama, forest service lookout who, equipped with gas mask and oxygen tank, deacended 200 feet. Williams can bo aeen emerging from the mouth of the aulphurous hole in the picture at the left. Von Normann toppled Into the depths 19 hours befors his body was brought up. (Associated Press Photos) WATER HAULED TO THIRSTY IMPERIAL CATTLE The scarcity of water In Imperial Valley. Cal., was so acute that dairy and beef cattle want wuatr4 by tank trucks, operated by the SERA. A truck Is shown filling an emergency cement tank burled In the ground. The present drought Is expected to be the last In lh valley, si ths completion of Boulder dam will assure ample water, (Associated Press Photo) let neighed Half a Pound ' BRIM FIELD, Mam, .-T An erf la:d by on of Stephen Pierce's RJuxte ! i land Red hens mened exactly half! a pound. Mdmow stiut Clean 1'p MCVC O W ( VP I M oscow, wh !ch never en loved a reputation or being a particularly clrsn ctty. Is trying to ator.e for it past untidiness, t'nder the direction of the Moscow .Soviet. 100 cleaning machines ar.d 13.000 s t ree t rep r a re now be i n g e m pitted, while miny hou. are being painted Kitten Well On Us Toes CLEVELAND. O. IT) Jaiia Har ris's kitten sesreely knows how to put Its best foot forward. It has so many. It has seven toea on each of the front feet and six on both the rear ones. By all known biological rules pertslning to matters feline, it should have only five digits per foot. j 5EMIFALATIN5K. Siberia. cUPi j Two directors of th$ A:tat gold trus. ; have been given Ic-ngtirm prison s?n I tences for embe7jUr.g gold, and goods i valued at 30,000 rouble. Coey of Sp;irrrw Drown CON NE ACT, O. (CP) Thirty-one sparrows, young and old. were drown ed at one time during a rainstorm her when winds threw thpm from nesta in the yard of Mrs. F. J. Hanai. flint. nut nroucitt Death NEWCOMERSTOWN. O. UPH A tire bw out. hirrlei an automobile, acainst a bride railir.a and ki'.led Bessie Petrers. .13. injured critically Glen Jo&nson, 34.