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By Arthur Perry.
The 18-k. Jubilee committeemen,
numbering 18, have returned to the
torge and the plow, the counter and
1 "'!ow
and the fishing pole. ' The demobiii-! ally, he would have left it severely alone, until it was in proper
cation was accomplished with well-' condition to come out, like the stone from an overripe plum,
greased accuracy, and all disappeared j The thing had no core, but several branches, which put it in the
as one man, and as completely as If carbun0e lasS sajd Dr. jr.. jt not oriv haJ core i,t the
swallowed by the ann. oore was eltrncted 8nt, e3ti,ibited by Dr. B. It was not a boil or
rj. Rosenberg has a new torpedo- a carbuncle, merely'a cheek bone abscess proclaimed Dr. S., who
shaped auto, to come and.go tn. , is a member of a famous clinic, but we afterward learned, is not
L k ' 8 specialist in boils but in obstetrics. . . . And so on and so forth !
" aS,ii UnSrar. f ha ,fflrce and what a Painful one- and last but not Icast
AU the New York experts predicted I how the fees mount up. However enough along the line of per
hls opponent, one camera would win, j sonal pathology for the moment,
proving they can not guess any better f . . . .
than our tellow townsman, J. Kort j tlig uxrious mj)jCUi as jn tlle a;r cooled sanctuary of a
Hal1, , , , j do luxe limited train, we fail to find any friends of President
a. 4d driver knocked the knuckle ; Roosevelt. Thumbs down when his name is mentioned. We
otl a flre-hydr&nt Frl. when he tried
to scoot by an auto bus, using Shlv
aree slley for a depot.
The military element has departed
for the sea shore, where they will be
drilled In the fundamentals of wsr,
and saluting 2nd loots.
Peter Zimmerman of 'Yamhill co
one of the upstate heavy thlnkera
who from time to time has done
some thinking for Jsck. Co. farmers,
hu kindly consonted to run for Gov.
In the fall, If properly urged.
The weather has warmed up, as It
usually does at this time of the year.
,
All the horses have recovered from
being role by equestrisns and eques-.
trlennes the week of June 3-9.
H. Flewhcr, the demon baker, etc.,
will race a speedboat at K. Falls,
and ahow the spectators how to be a
daring young man, without any tra
peze. t
Wrestling fans Thurs. eve. speedily
resented the actions of a couple of
grapplers, who essayed to do a scien
tific Job of their contest. When they
tussled tor two mlns. without making
a face at the audience, the audience
became Indignant and hooted. The
first contest was replete with dra
mstlc grunts, snd was well received
by the spectators. This should be
a lesson to wrestlers who try to fool
customers by actually wrestling. The
public Is In no mood to bs deceived,
and will not tolerate any earnest ef
forts. The eagle will scream at Ashland
and clivers other points July 4, and
nobody would blame the eagle If It
started screaming before ssld date.
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Some gents who were resl good at
kicking the ace oft the bottom of the
deck, were here a apell back and left
a number In worse shape than the
last Republican administration,
which will bear the onus.
8. Morris, the Wall St. pursued
tiller of T-Rock and 8-Valley, towned
tn mid-week wearing Ice cream pants
and a blue serge cost and looked hu
man and summery.
. A New Deal diplomat, who has
been plsnted on the Bill Oore corner,
demands the govt, hurry up with
the promised house, bsnk account,
new csr, farming equipment, fried
chicken twloe-a-week, and other
thlnga for which he never worked,
and never wilt. Unless some action
la forthcoming at once, ha will take
the field In revolution.
'
A beautiful long-legged blonde
from the movie capital, waa here the
tint of the wk. and caused a few
male hearts to beat and flutter.
Boys are running loose with deadly
weapons, and great will be the
amazement If a tragedy ensues, as
they usually do.
Tom Johnlln la bragging that he
hoea every am.
oss
The report that a gas silo will bs
built In the middle of a block has
not been confirmed.
e
Gents possessed of dress suits, had ,
them on iRnln Thurs., but kept ln (
conspicuous snd out of sight of the
lair sex at dm umj wuiq,
Editorial Correspondence
GREAT BARRINGTON, Massachusetts, June 13. We arc
in the heart of the BcrMiires. With the rain this section lias
had, any wooded country would be beautiful, but this part of
rural Massachusetts, as we motored through it yesterday, liter
ally knocked the editorial eye out. For in addition to the soft
green hills, the quaint and attractive New Kngland villages,
this country is dotted with little lakes, and some of the most
beautiful country estates in the cast. For sheer natural beauty
it could hardly be surpassed. All the way from I'oughkcepsio
there was no jarring note. It reminded one of the famous lake
country of England. Everything so clean and park-like. Even
the farm homes, the village stores, the country churches, the
quiet moss grown graveyards, arc picturesque. And to make
one's aesthetic enjoyment complete, there are no- bill boards
along the highways. No glaring invitations to smoke a certain
oigaret, or place a certain tire upon the family chariot, to avoid
disaster. No hot dog stands, and believe it or not, no service
stations, except in the villages. To a westerner what they call
mountains around here are a joke. We saw nothing that Roxy
Ann could not look down upon in lofty scorn. They arc only
hills, but what richly upholstered ones, like puffballs of the
richest green. And the little brooks dashing between the grass
grown banks. As for lawns; over the stone walls of these coun
try estates, acres and acres of the finest blue grass, stretched
out like huge carpets of emerald velvet. Aye verily, a perfect
picture of pastoral peace, natural beauty, simple contentment
and the finest luxury. But the Berkshires were not spared by
Old Man Depression. One sees many signs "for sale", "for
lease!', and some of the imposing iron gates are padlocked and
parked "closed."
.
We came over here to visit some old friends and incidentally
have that much advertised boil treated. For it is merely a boil
once more, although it was diagnosed by a graduate of the
Harvard Medical School in Poughkeepsie, as several notches
above a boil, i.e. a carbuncle. We dislike to be critical of a pro
fession so worthy and one that has contributed so much to the
comfort and well being of the human race, but we understand
now, why John D. Rockefeller and other rich men, when they
travel take their doctors with them- It's the only way to do.
For after this experience, we doubt if doctors without a consul
tation beforehand, would ever agree cither on the nature of a
certain ailment or its treatment. The first M.D. we tackled
maintained we were suffering from an infected hair, which had
ingrown and needed cold packs of boric acid. The second one,
handed down a plain boil diagnosis, advised hot packs, night
and day, to promote the ripening process. The third, tabooed
packs of any kind, favored lancing and proceeded to apply the
scalpel, followed by a perfectly murderous squeezing technique.
The fourth deplored the fact that the little pet had ever been
explored rrltich less squeezed and
even ran acrosB atormor school
Ropsevelt organization of young Republicans. He appeared for
tea, in an immaculate morning coat, with a large pearl pin in
his cravat, and a white carnation in his buttonhole. lie was full
of scorn and ridicule for the alphabetical soup, the brain trust
and the parlor Bolsheviks, and sees G. 0. P. salvation in Mr.
Ogden Mills, who has brains and keeps his feet on the ground.
That's perfectly OK by us. But what we regard as perfectly
silly and a waste of time, are tho young Republicans wo have
met on this trip, who scorn both Roosevelt and the established
G. 0. P. leaders, but want apparently to oppose democratic
liberalism with some vague liberalism of their own. Try to pin
them down and they don't know what they want. Folly to try
to out-liberalize Franklin D. If ono is a liberal, better join him.
If not, if the policies F. D, advocates aro not liked then by
all means join with the morninc coat bricade. and franklv and
honostly gct behind a leader
status quo ante.
Later: Wo have just motored into that great and over
powering Babylon of tho modern world, New York city. And
what an entrance! As we passed over the Harlem bridge, after
waiting for two tugboats to go through tho draw, a bolt from
above fairly cleaved tho Heavens, followed By a crash, that
shook us to the seat cushions, and then tho deluge I lit less
timo than it takes to writo these words, tho streets were running
full to the curb, and upper Fifth Avonuo was literally filled by
motor cars, wheel cap to wheel cap, with that torrent rushing
beneath them. In tho midst of this chaos and confusion, the
engino stopped, and constant applications of tho foot throttle
only produced 'Rn impotent purring. As luck would havo it,
a taxi was directly behind, so via a rather frantic sign language,
and a two-bit tin, we were pushed around the next corner and
through a stop Lght to a side street. It was still raining cats nnd
dogs, and whii only 4 :30 p, m. was dark as night. A squiffy
doorman, under an apartment canopy, with a slicker and um
brella, regarded us disdainfully, and in answer to an inquiry as
to the nearest garage, shook his head, thon proceeded to escort
a riohly gowned young lady, up the protcotcd aislo, to tho bril
liantly lighted iron grilled door, the aforesaid young lady
showing a neat bit of silken hose. No ono seemed to know or
care about the sad predicament of the rnrty from Medford,
Oregon. WHAT A WELCOME!
' Then for no reason in the world, a poke on the throttle
brought an answer, the engine was hitting on all six again.
What a grand and glorious feeling I So we started on and
finally reached our hotel at 27th street and Fifth Avenue, where
we unpacked and hung out our clothes to dry, for most of the
suitcases had been on the running board rack'during ono of the
worst cloudbursts New York had suffered in '20 years.
On tho way we saw many motor cars and trucks also strand
ed as we had been their carburetors flooded. On one corner
two men and a policeman were pushing a largo limousine past
the stop light, up to their knees in water, which had taken on a
milk chocolate brown.
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The youngest member of tho party was asked what she
thought of New York, She said she hadn't decided, but she
would liko to go back to that Fifth Avenue apartment house
one of these days and punch that doorman in the nose!
lllllaboro Protest
SALEM, Ore.. June IS. (API The
city of Hlllsboro, together with 81
Individual water users, filed a com
plslnt with the public utilities com
mlsson .todsy sgslnst the Oregon
Washington Water Service company
operating In that city.
Hitler Aide ArrlTtt
HEW YORK, Jun 16 (AP) Adolf
Hitler's favotiU musician and press
; chlsf, Dr. Ernst P. 8. Hanfstaegl. ar-
rlred on ths liner Kuropa todsy for ft
reunion of his Harvard university i
fUMsm,s,
MEDFORD MAIL
had he been called in origin
mate, who is heading an anti-
who believes in a return to the
Cuban Attnck Clue
HAVANA, Cubs, June 1.(AP
With the shsttered frag menu of a
earner of the type used by news pho
tosphere as their principal tangible
evidence, Cuban authorities today
continued a searching investigation
of the bombing attempt against
President Carlos Mendleta which yes
terdsy wounded the president and
killed two mval men.
All kinds of legal blanks tor sale
(0r rent, no ruintln. no ireapssslnj
and other csrds for tt At Commercial
i&la - Uif Dept, o .tUU Tjibuna.
TRIBUNE, MEDFORD.
Personal Health Service
By William
Sigurd letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene nut lo dis
ease diagnosis or treatment will be answered l)j Ur. Brady U a stamped
lf-addressed envelope la enclosed. Letters should be brlet and written in
ink. Owing to the targe number ol letters recelred only a lew can be an
swered. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to instructions.
Address Dr. William Brady, 465 El Camlno, Beverly Hills, Cal.
MIl.K AND CUBES E FOR MIGRAINE.
Up until the time I read your ar
ticle I had been a great sufferer from
periodic sick headaches (migraine),
the attacks being
violent and al
ways accompan
ied with vomit
ing. Then I be
gan taking calci-
tv'? If J um lactate and
- 4 1 lneludlnir milk
and cheese In my
diet thlnga I
had long avoided
because X sup
posed they were
hard to digest.
For over a year
now I have had
but two mild attacks . . . (Mrs. M. M.)
Mrs. M. M.'s report Is fairly typical
of a great many similar testimonials.
As a rule 1 am pessimistic In refer
ence to testimonials of any kind. I
know human nature too well to take
much stock In testimonials, particu
larly those In praise of any method,
system, remedy, treatment for any
human ailment, condition or diffi
culty. People are liars; some amiable
ones, some mean ones, but all liars.
But In this Instance, It doesn't
matter whether I belyleve the calcium
lactate and other things really bring
about the Improvement the migraine
sufferer experiences. Who cares about
that? As long as the experiment In
any case does NO HARM, well, If you
try It and fall to notice any relief
from It, NO HARM has been done.
For the benefit of migraine suffer
er who may not be on to It, we"ll
outline the treatment again.
1. Take ten grains of calcium
lactate, after food, three times a
day taken In sweetened water or
with any flavor or fruit you like. "
This should be continued for
three months, then rest two or
three months, then another three
months course.
2. A dally ration of cod liver or
halibut liver oil, say a teaspoon
ful daily, thruout all but the
hottest months of the year.
3. As much exposure of naked
skin to sunlight as you can enjoy.
4. Be sure to Include in your
diet plenty of these Items: Fresh
raw milk and cream (Certified if
you can afford It, from tubercu
lin tested cows or from a goat If
you can't have Certified milk)
at least a pint a day. Fresh eggs.
Any and every kind of cheese.
Comment
on the
Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
WHAT Is inflation?
Is It good or bad?
Tji It rnmnlnv w .Imnljk rfmihtfiil
or certain In Its course and effects? '
-
THE flrat question Is easily an
swered. Inflation Is debasement of the
money either by mixing cheaper
meatls with gold or silver or by is
suing more paper money against the
gold reserve.
THE other two questions are an
swered In an Interesting article
on Inflation In a recent Issue of the
New York Times Annalist.
The Annalist article aaya that In
flation la definitely bad, and - per
fectly simple, responding lnvsrlably
to five fixed laws.
THE first of these laws, It says, . Is
this: '
"Whenever Inflation is brought
forth aa the miracle to heal all our
economic woes, Its proponents see to
It that It Is dressed In a different
guise, or disguise, from Its lsst ap
pearance." a
THAT Is to say, those who propose
Inflation alwaya admit that It
has been a failure before, but assert
that the kind of Inflation they pro
pose Is a new and different kind that
will work.
HERE la the second law:
"No nation of people ever vol
untarily adopts an inflationary pol
icy twice in the same generation."
w
HAT Is meant by this Is that In
flation Is so dlssstrous In Its
results that the generation that tries
It has to die off before It can be
tried again.
THE third law:
"Inflation of prices, by any
means. Invariably causes a temporary
fslse activity In business, and this
artificial activity creates a treach
erous feeling of security In the pub
lic at large and Is held up by Infla
tion enthusiasts as proof that Infla
tion la beneficial."
WHY does Inflation cause tempo
rary activity in business?
Inflation thins out the money, like
adding Water to milk, making It
worth less. Because the money Is
worth lens, those who have things
to sell hsve to hsve mors of the less
valuable money.
That causes prices, aa expressed in
money, to RISK, and people hare a
tendency to buy before prices rise
still mora.
That gives the appearance of busi
ness activity resulting from intistlon.
THE fourth law:
"InfltUoa of anjr kuid It a moo..
scst it
OREGON, SUNDAY, JUNE 17, 1934.
Brady, M.D.
Peas, Beans, all kinds, green or
dried. Nuts. Peanuts, Raw car
rots. Raw turnips. Raw cabbage.
Lettuce. Radishes. All kinds of
greens.
0. Be sure to get your lodln.
Never mind the technical reasons
for these recommendations.
Perhaps I had better Inform every
body right here that you buy calcium
lactate, in powder or In 6-graln tab
lets, at any drugstore where they still
sell drugs.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Salt and the Heat
I think I saw something In your
column about the use of salt as a
means of Increasing endurance of
heat . . . (O. O. C.)
Answer Yes, at Boulder Dam
where workers have to endure ex
treme heat the men are advised to
use plenty of salt with their'food and
even to add a pinch to their drinking
water.
Kerosene
I notice you warn readers who try
the gasoline treatment for athlete's
foot to beware of using ethyl gasoline.
If they will use plain lamp oil, kero
sene, coal oil, they will get all the
benefits to be gained from gasoline,
with no danger. I have found that
soaking the affected patches of skin
from 3 to 5 minutes with kerosene Is
usually enough to effect the cure. (A.
B. C.)
Answer Thank you. Our readers
will please report their experience
with the remedy.
Dope
, Do good doctors use twilight sleep
in childbirth today and is H a' suc
cess? (Mrs. H. F.)
Answer The combination of nar
cotic drugs, morphine and hyosclne
scopolamine exploited as "twilight
sleep" was used In this country at
least 10 years before the German
quacks "discovered" It. It Is still used
In cases where safer anesthetics are
contra-Indicated, but the serious
drawback Is that once the morphine
or hyosclne has been Injected there
Is no way to control it if it has un
toward effects on mother or child.
Better anesthetics can be stopped at
once if any untoward effects appear.
Ed Note: Readers wishing to
should send letters direct to Dr.
communicate with Dr. Brady
William Brady, M. D., 263 E. ca
mlno, Beverly Hills. Cal.
ster that must be fed from some
source, and which Immediately ex-
Today and Monday 9
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Xlj NO TIME FOR MERE pf
NO TIME FOR MERE
GIGGLES! IT'S ONE
CONTINUOUS
A
"Laughter from start to finish built
for entertainment and nothing
else", raves Variety Daily, famous
film journal. . Don't miss it!
JOAN BL0NDELL
AD0LPHE MENJ0U
DICK POWELL
MARY AST0R
FRANK McHUOH
PATRICIA ELLIS
GUY KIBBEE
RUTH DONNELLY
HUGH HERBERT
SHEILA TERRY
Continuous
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Today
plres when its food (money and
credit) is withheld."
THAT Isn't entirely clear. What Is
meant is this:
If business activity resulting from
inflation 1 s to . CONTINUE, prices
must go on rising, and if prices are
to go on rising the money must be
thinned out still more.
Whenever the thinning out of the
value of the money ceases, prices
quit rising, business activity stops
and a crash follows: ,
THE fifth lawT'"
"The amount of false aclvlty tn
business caused by Inflation and the
size of effectiveness of the subse
quent depression are both directly
proportional to the amount of money
and credit which the depression
costs." .
1 money Is Inflated the wilder the
boom while -inflation lasts and
the more disastrous and terrible the
Inevitable depression when the bub
ble bursts.
HERE. In simple words, Is the
REAL trouble with inflation:
It pretends 'to give something for
nothing to create wealth without
work.
That never has been done yet, and
never will be done.
,
Communications
Stntement of II. E. Wlrth
To the Editor:
I made the statement In February
of this year that I would be an Inde
pendent candidate for governor. 1
havo not changed my mind, and am
still advocating the same principles
that prompted me to make the above
announcement. 1
There Is but one way to recovery,
and that, by returning to labor its
purchasing power. This can only be
accomplished permanently by having
labor produce new wealth from which
we will have the funds to pay them.
When we have returned to labor
the purchasing power essential to
maintain a proper standard of liv
ing, we have ended the depression
and recovery Is certain.
Wo have worked out this principle
step by step have counseled deep
thinking people In different trades
and professions have worked months
and even years, on the economical
condition until we have perfected a
plan that has been passed on as a
sound, workable solution to recovery.
The real producers of all wealth
are the soli and labor. Therefore,
we must return to the soil, and guar
antee to the farmer a fair margin of
profit on what he produces. He then,
in turn, will immediately start the
wheels of Industry moving, which
will furnish employment to every
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asaaaaissaasnr irniirm
Adults
20c
Children
10c
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, ALSO ,
CHARLIE CHASE in
"Luncheon At Twelve"
'timify MotlrV vtllh Ivte Smith
PTIIK NFWS Hm.
able-bodied person who Is willing to
work.
We have a written statement on
this Issue thst Is vltsl to the welfare
of this state. Ws hsve taken a defi
nite stand on all issues, and will not
be affected by political or financial
Influence.
I hope to be elected governor next
November on the sincerity of this
principle plus hard work, and by
applying THE GOLDEN RULE.
Tours very truly,
H. E. WIBTH
Mdford. Ore., June 14. 1034.
ranide Committee Thanks
To the Editor:
We the undersigned wish to thank
esch and every person who cooper
ated so generously with us by giving
their time and furnishing horses and
wagons for the Pioneer parade, as
without this loyal cooperation It
would have been Impossible.
O. B. CARTER.
W. E. MORRIS.
(.Medford and Jackson County
History from the Files ol The
Mull Tribune of 20 and 10 Vears
Ago'.)
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
June 17, 1024
(It Was Thursday)
N. H. Franklin and Harry D. Mills
elected members of the school board,
Chicago mall train robbery nets
bandits (3,000,000.
Regtna, Canada, farmers fight with
Flight 'o Time
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fence posts, when dance ends In row.
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One killed, tnrce ig '
High wind hits Dakota towns and
crops.
uni Ttoitth returns to poetofflc.)
niter operation tor appendicitis.
Cooler weather In sight sfter thun
derstorms In the hills.
The Prank & King tent ahow pre
sents "Lena Rivers", snd "there was)
. . ,1 v in tent. Many were
so Impressed they expressed the hop
they would never see sucn a i"1"'
mance again."
TWENTY VEARS AOO TODAY
June 17. mi
(It Was Wednesdsy)
Many seek work on roads st Crater
Lake. .
-...1. f .rntan tn thA ItChOOl
ouaaeu n v
election, is the result of a split In the
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Greater Mediora ciuo. mi
Reddy announces that she Is not a
candidate.
Prosecutor Kelly announces "that
the lazy husband act will be en
forced." as there la work for "all who
will or want."
Willamette valley candidate for the
legislature proposes "division of all
wealth, and live day week."
Burlap Tax Refund
WASRINOTON. June 1. (API
Steps were taken today to remove
the legal barriers which made Im
possible the reminding of the com
pensatory tax on floor stocks of bur
lap bags at the time the Jute tax
on bags for wheat, barley, potatoes,
onions and other farm producta was
discontinued.
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