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MEDFORD MAIL' TRIBUNE, MEDFORD. OREGON, M0ND2Y, TUKE IT, 1934.
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By Arthur Perry.
Th county boy who rod the buck
lnar broncho best, quit school last
winter, when the district fundi for
auto bus transportation, to end from
the eeet of learning, were exhausted.
"Primary money" la now urged by
tha Democratic administration, but
la viewed by suspicion, aa It aounda
too much like primary election,
m a
Several viewed a eturdy pair of
pioneer britches, 76 yeara old, and
were awed by the weakened atate of
the rear area of the trousera tney pur
chased last February.
The findings of a Harvard profes
sor that "fishermen are never crlml
nala" Is not news, as no successful
criminal would stop drilling on a
vault door, to rush down to the creek
on the chance of catching a trout.
The Jubilee brought forth an Im
posing array of horaeflosh, and Indi
cates some farmers are raising oats
Instead of buying gasoline. There Is
one nice thing about a horse. No
matter how old he Rets, age duos not
wither blm like It does a 44,
"BY THEIR FMU1T3, ETC."
(Cong. Record)
While he was a member of the
senate he was absent 49 days
making speeches at 1300 and S300
per day and should have deducted
this salary, but no deductions
were made. He drew 30 per any
and was not present to earn 1
cent of It. He came to Washing
ton to get bis mileage and had the
clerk note his presence so aa to
perfect the graft arid went to the
disbursing clerk and drew M18
In mileage, whloh, aa a matter of
fact, with a lower berth, would
bavs cost only 107.48. The nest
day he went west and was lectur
ing to the people on public af
faire and honesty In government.
Another young lady has been ap
prehended aa the companion of a
bullet perforated bandit, and as usual
ahe originally balled from a country
town, and Is an ex-country maiden.
The law makes no distinction upon
the habitats or femate acceaiortea to
crime, but It It did, there could be no
more "molls," who apparently quit
raking hay, to rake with a machine
gun. None of the lot ever hall from
city alums, or, when caught, have the
slightest Idea where, or how, their
men procured their money. It would
be a relief to read of a gangster's
lady, arrested on her first trip out of
Chicago. They pick up the mechanics
of firearms fast, through watching
the hired man operate a complicated
milk separator. They appear In court,
looking for sympathy, but with no
hayseeda In their permanent wavea,
and exuding the perfumea of Paris
Instead of the barn. Its all propa
ganda, and glvea a rural touch to
.high-powered crime. As yet no Jailed
country girl has committed suicide
with a rope made by tearing up her
Mother Hubbard.
e
Grangers wearing white pants ap
peared In town last week. Only one
Oranger was sent home by his wife
for sitting down In something black.
MAYOR CARSON lacks Public Sup
port, but Talks, Telegraphs, Seeks
Advice 'and will Act If he can De
cide When and How POLICE lack
Decisive Firm Direction GOV
ERNOR Fulfils All Kiptctatlons,
neither Surprising nor Disappoint
ing Publio Oplnon a Sort Long
shoremen Alone Capable of Enforc
ing Discipline (Hdllns Orrgon
Voter) Otherwise, nothing Is
wrong.
Now Is the time people start wish
ing they were In the hills, where they
could wish thoy were back In town.
Motorcycles Have Radios.
NEW ORLEAN8. (UP) Four wire
less equipped motorcycles are being
used by the New Orleans police de
partment as the first atep to fitting
the entire motorcycle squad ao that
they may receive wamlnga and or
ders from short -wsre broadcasts.
Y, M. Bogan of Wlngate, N. C, car
rlea a cane that has been In bis fam
ily mora than 800 years.
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Editorial Correspondence
CLEVELAND, Ohio, June 7. Never travel with a boil,
boil is a most diEagrceable companion and brings bad luck.
Here is the editor stranded
of the party has motored on. The reason is he left Eoekford
with a boil, which he should never have done. He should have
left the boil, or else given up the trip. The next time a boil
beckons we shall pass coldly on leave it to its fate, under no
circumstances give it a ride, A boil can be as treacherous and
destructive as a California hitch hiker.
The boil has also been responsible for the infrequency and
brevity of the editorial correspondence. For it has been with
ns now for over a week. And it takes one of sterner stuff than
we to pound a typewriter with any sense of fluency, with a boil
whispering in one's ear, or close to it.
- However the important event in Poughkeepsie, New York
beckoned and the date had to be kept. With any sort of luck
it still will be kept but not by motor, we expect to travel the
next leg of the journey by night and in a train. And if that
boil isn't gone by then, we will be.
However, enough of the personal note. We shall now treat
of the boil impersonally. Show how it can not only crucify its
victim, but put a perfectly good motor car on the blink.
We left Rockford at 7 a. m. yesterday morning, it was early
but not so bright, a warm, enervating haze covered that sec
tion of northern Illinois. By running south to Jolict we escaped
Chicago entirely, and struck straight for South Bend, Indiana,
where they make Studebakcr cars, and also if we recall cor
rectlychampion football teams.
be at the top of the heap pretty
true of late.
-
We mention South Bend because a certain resident of that
place who rides a bicycle nearly
ney to Vassar, Into a real valedictory for all concerned. Tt was
the closest call to a fatal motor accident ye editor has ever ex
perienced. The bicyclist was pedalling industriously along on
the right side of the pavement and we were approaching him
at, oh about 50 miles an hour we gave him the horn and he
was either deaf or hostile to those who claim precedence over
the leg driven vehicular traffic at any rate he maintained his
even pace and refused to budge. At the same moment a car
coming fast in the other direction approached so it was a case
of hitting the bicyclist or crashing head-on with the other car,-i-just
what was done we don't know, but the brakes were sud
denly applied and the car in which we were driving, started to
turn a complete revolution, veered over the embankment, execut
ed another revolution, which brought it back to the highway
again, where a third figure eight was out and the drama was
over. Aside from a crushed suitcase which belonged to ye
editor, and from which parts of the editorial wardrobe hung
in disarray no serious harm was done.
e i
People) rushed from a nearby farm house expecting no doubt
to pick up and perhaps identify some of the remains. They
milled around in great excitement, and considerable perturba
tion, remarking by way of consolation that if wo had run into
the ditch instoad of putting on the brakes no harm (except
to ourselves) would have resulted. The lone bicyclist was par
ticularly irritating. . Ho asked,
excitement was about 1"
"The next timo" said the man
man and not try to save ten I"
That mathematical problem was to much for the bicyclist
to boIvb. He oouldn't mako head or tail of it, and proceeded to
mount his wheel and continue on his way.
That started the trouble. A series of skids like that are hard
on the rear tires, and that there was no blowout was remarked
upon by the man at the wheel as evidence that the aforesaid
tires were in excellent condition. Perhaps they were THEN 1
But after a hasty lunch and about 20 more miles of driving
bang !out went the rear left, and came near throwing the boat
into the ditch again. There was a spare only seven years old,
so this mishap only caused a delay of half an hour. However
there was only ono spare so it was advisable to have the blowout
fixed at the next station.
From South Bend, Indiana," however, to Toledo, Ohio we
found a peculiar situation to exist. Both states are supposed to
be thickly settled. But if on this Lake Shore highway there is
any town over 200 inhabitants we failed to find it. Mile after
mile of the most beautiful and salubrious farm land in the world
the drought in fact was cut off short at Chicago Heights as
short as if a knife had been applied but nothing more promis
ing than a do luxe filling station. At one of these we stopped
but they had no tiro of the proper size. Wo were then 55 miles
from Toledo, so it was decided to drive slowly to that city, and
take our chances on having no more trouble. Mr. Boil must
have chuckled at that.
For precisoly 30 miles from Toledo, Ohio, there was another
bang louder than the first. The rear of the car swung from
side to side, like a whip lash. The two occupants of the rear
seat hung on to each other for they had nothing else to hang
on to. Howovcr the ninn at tho wheel again provod his re
sourcefulness, and kept the bus from going into tho ditch again.
There we wore completely suuk 30 miles from nowhere I Wo
hailed the first car which appeared which chnnecd to be an old
Ford driven by a dairy farmer and hit? friend who had been to
Toledo for tho day and were returning in timo to milk the cows,
After somo parleying they agreed to take the two rims and
exploded casings back to Toledo and secure new tires for $4,
which for a 60 mile trip was not at all bad. This wag done,
and for two hours we sat in tho stranded machino watching the
Ilolstoins nip the alfalfa in the nearby field, and the sun go
down. It was soven p. m, when they returned, by our time, but
we discovered time had changed somewhere along the way and
it was 8 o'clock, E. S. T.
About an hour later wo were safely in a Toledo hotel, aud
the entiro party tucked in bed, quite exhausted by the day's
adventures. The boil, however, was not exhausted at all, but
perked up and started an oblignto which lasted most of the
night. Wo planned to mako an early start the next morning,
but the car had other plans. Tho bntteries dcoided to expire
and new batteries had to be installed, then the timer went on
the blink and the parage meohanies worked over that for an
hour or two. It was 11 a. m. before wo finally departed and
driving slowly through beautiful country along the lake shore
in Cleveland, Ohio while the rest
At least Notre Dame used to
regularly. That hasn't been so
changed this graduation jour
somewhat vexed, "what all the
at the wheel, we will kill one
reached Cleveland at 2 p. m. Here the gentleman playing host
to the boil decided that he would remain until the relationship
had been severed. The process of severing diplomatic relations
is now underway, and the rest
somewhere in the vicinity of
During that enforced stop
with the owner of the Holstein
things, that the Secretary of Agriculture could not compete
with God Almighty in reducing crop acreage and that the apple
and peach crop in northern Ohio was a total loss, winter killed.
As for the dairy business he sold to a condensary, and didn't
make enough to pay his taxes. "Everyone 'round here voted
for Roosevelt" said he, "because he promised to raise the prices
of farm products. Nothing has been raised I know about. If
conditions don't change soon,
we voted him in.".
That may be good news
Chicago who have just chosen
be national chairman of the G.
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M.D.
Signed letters pertaining to persona) health and hygiene not to dls-
ease diagnosis or treatment will be
self-addressed envelope Is enclosed.
Ink. Owing to the Urge number ot
snered. No reply can be made to
Address Dr. William Brady, 369 El Camlno. Beverly Hills, uai.
YOUNG TISSUE CELLS
I have nothing whatever against
antiseptics, baths, salves or simple
twists of the wrists. Although I don't
know why
should, I do
bathe from time
tovtlme. Just to
see how It feels
to be caught In
a ahower. It rains
so seldom here.
But I can"c
and won't toler
ate any excesses
In this respect.
When I heir
anyone sounding
off about his
bathing or trying to give the Im
pression that he takes a wet wash
practically every day, I begin to won
der how he gets so dirty.
One ridiculous nostrum for a while
sought to teach the beautiful bu
dumb that It Is the way of the la-dl
da to avoid the trouble of cleaning
up after a game of tennis by the
neat trick of applying some anti
septic to the Important places, and
hurrying right on to the dansant or
the opera. But I reckon the bird
who thought that one up was caught
at ' some skull-iugery or other, for
it no longer makes the pulp mags
amusing.
From the reckless and nonohalant
way the wiseacre layman souses his
wounds, burns and sores with "pow-
erful antiseptic" nostrums it Is evi
dent that the poor boob hasn't tho
slightest conception of the process of
healing. Before you - undertake to
treat a cut, burn or wound of any
kind It might be weU to have some
notion of the way healing occurs.
A more detailed description of the
healing process will be given in an
other talk. Here the significant fact
is that new tissue must be produced
to repair the injury. The new tissue
Is composed of cells. The young cells
are quite deUcate more delicate
than germs snd hence they are eas
ily wiped away or destroyed by care
less handling or crippled or killed
by the unwise application of anti
septics. We are none too certain that even
the first aid application of lodln or
other disinfectant or antiseptic Is
Justifiable as a routine practice; In
fact I believe It Is better omitted In
some circumstances but I sdvlsc
you laymen to use the lodln In ev
ery esse unless medlcsl attention Is
available at once.
There la no doubt whatever that
the popular practice of applying such
crude poisons ss earbollzed sal7c,
mercury and other "powerful anti
septics.'" more or less disguised in
countless different nostrums, greatly
retards the healing process In the
msjorlty of esses, especlslly burns and
open sores of any kind. Of course!
NEW YORK
DAY BY DAY
BY O.O.McIntyre
NEW YORK, June 11. Diary:
Early off the tram, walking the dog
from the station in that lost air of a
first day nome.
Then breakfast
ing with Howard
Acton who read
an extract from a
letter written by
Kin Hubbard's
a later, pleasing
me mightily. So
talking long to
dene Crawley and
Lee Olwell.
Labouring un
til late and thru
town, the only
change being a
mighty plethora ot sidewalk and back
yard cafes, gaily umbrellaed. Put In
a moment to are Laura Cobb and
back to my chambers where came
Minnie O. nj. Lucy Virginia Long,
and Floyd Gibbons, too, to display
his new dental work.
Dinner with Hattle Bell Johnston
against her sailing tor Italy and dry
ing her home saw couples dancing
at a Child's In 89th street. And com
ing upon Lowell Thomaa who lec
tured recently In my home town. So
reading her play, "Victoria," which
Kathleen Norrla sent, bravely writ,
until S a. m.
Manhattan wears t most Import
ant manner between 8 and 10 a. m.
Steps art brisker the bravado more
blatant. A gardrnlaed, spatted a ro
ver Whslen, hlrpllng In a Maud S.
trot across 43d street, is symbolic ot
the tempo. In the park, nurse-maids
are out with their freshly shining
rosebuds. Children Jog In pony carts
with pom-pons and bells. Restaurants
are dlnny with breakfast clatter, shop
pers eagerly bright with bsrgaln
of the party are, we presume,
Buffalo, New York by now.
near the alfalfa field we ohatted
cows. He remarked among other
we will vote him out quickern
for the Republicans meeting in
former Ambassador Fletcher, to
O. P. R. W. R.
answered by Or. Brady If stamped
Letters should be brief and written in
letters received only few can Be an'
queries not conforming to Instructions.
ARE VERY TENDER
the retarded healing gives more time
and opportunity for the marketing
of more "healing"' salves, so It is
obvious how the wiseacre layman gets
that way.
We are considering only minor in-
Juries and aliments, not conditions
that require medical or aurglcal treat
ment. It would be a mistake to Im
agine that every sore, ulcer, burn or
wound would heal well If let severe
ly alone I only minor lesions do well
under the let-alone policy; serious
wounds, burns or ulcers require the
constant supervision of the doctor,
and In order to protect the patient
against atrocious injury by nature the
doctor must be ready to Interfere
and to restrain the blind and cruel
excesses of the old harridan. No one
can trust to nature ungulded by the
skill of the physician and surgeon,
In any serious Injury.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Smoking and Carbon Monoxide
In one of your Interesting articles
you mentioned carbon monoxide ai
a possible factor In the Injurious ef
fects of smoking. Will you kindly
give any reference you have con
cerning that? (W. H. D.)
Answer Laboratory Investigation
by Alex. O. Oettler, Ph. D and Mar-
JJorle R. Mattlce, A. B Sc. M. of
New York showed that smoking ap
preclably Increases the carbon mon
oxide In the blood. These Investi
gators reported their observations in
the Jour. A. M. A., Jan. 14, 1933,
Spleen
What Is the purpose or function of
the spleen? What effect Is produced
when the spleen Is removed? What
care should be taken when It has
been removed from a person? (W.
J. B.)
Answer We do not know. Perhaps
It has something to do with the man
ufacture of red blood corpuscles, to
gether with the bone marrow and
lymph nodes. Removal of the spleen
seems to have no serious effect, other
than a temporary anemia which las;s
only a few montha.
Why Breathe with Your Beiiy
My experience Indicates that a half
dozen Inflations of the belly at any
time of day, with or without physical
exercise, sitting, standing or lying
down, Is sn excellent habit. It dis
pels the blues or chilly feelings and
seems to make one feel easy and re
laxed . . . (T. A. C.)
Answer well, at any rate It la a
good booster for the circulation. In
structions given In the booklet "'Art
of Easy Breathing." Ask for it ano
inclose 10 cents coin and stamped
envelope bearing your address.
Ed Note: Readers wishing to
should send letters direct to Dr.
communicate with Dr. Brady
William Brady, M. l.. 265 B. ca
mlno, Beverly Hills. Cal.
hopes, and taxi drivers are not yet
worn to a collective snarl. This touch
and go langutahea around noon and
la not revived until theater time. .
Then, the chorus and cabaret girls
who file across town at 7 p. m. Pert,
rouged, buoyant. It Is their morn
ing snd they give vibrancy to a dying
day. I smiled In a blurty way at
one this evening as shs ran lightly
down steps of a rooming house In
west 48t j She smiled back naturally,
but after a few steps hesitated as
thougb sensing a ready dinner buyer.
Better Judgment saved the situation
and she hastened on. But some day.
I Imagine, with times as they are,
I'll grin my fool self smack Into a
dinner check.
The new hore d'oeuvre steamer bas
ket, said to have been thought up by
the late Otto Kahn, cuta into the
floral trade. They are packed with
layers of anchovies, olives toothpick
sausages, salted nuts and other tangy
appetlzera. Delivered at cabins they
add test to the bon voyage cocktail
parties.
Personal nomination for New York's
most striking feminine profile that
of Mrs. Sidney R. Kent.
Among the regret of being absent
from New York for a season was mlsa
lnt Caroline Miller, whose fine novel
deservedly won the Pulltser pi-lee.
It was her first visit to New York
and she had expressed desire to her
publisher for a meeting solely because
her knowledge of Manhattan and Its
people came from reading down Id
deep Georgia this column. I waa anx
ious to know if the mental picture
had a degree of accuracy. My canvas
of New York before coming here was
acquired from a far more accom
plished delineator O. Henry. And
so deft were hta strokea that Madison
Square, sections of the Bowery and
a certain hotel in the HO's were pre
cisely as X vlsualtred.
Paris, In mental photograph, waa
caught from a boyhood reading of
Dickens "The Tale of Two Cities." I
saw It a cobbles ton fd affair
with
Honor Cadet
v
Charlei F. Tank of Syracuse
N. Y., Is the honor man of tho 1934
graduating class at tho military
academy at West Point. Tank and
even others with four-vear aver
ages of more than 02 per cent are
caiiea "aintinguished graduates.'
(Associated Presa Photo.
many low wine-shops, muatached con
cierges, shave pated children In black
frocks and priest with button noses
and, wide fishcake bats. So dour was
the picture I went to London many
times without crossing the channel.
And when I did, (he sharp contrast
may be why X think Paris of a few
years ago the moat stimulating city on
the other aide.
Bagatelles: W. R. Sheehan'a new
ranch house will be without telephone
. Frazler Hunt, writing Wales biog
raphy, has been on walking Jaunt
with him through Devonshire .
Erskine Gwynne once swung at Sta
Tlaky'a Jaw at Clro'a and was atopped
by friends who wish they hadn't .
John Rlngllng, If his health permit,
will head the circus next year .
The Harry Beaumont sometimes can
not tell which of their girl twins Is
which . . . Doug, Jr., and Gertrude
Lawrence wrote a play In Majorca
. The former Marl Dahlberg, re
married, la living In Chicago again.
He la a bromldlc bore who monopo
lize dnner conversation spouting
Irrelevant Inanities. He finally wound
up a drawn out dissertation and
poised expectantly with: "It's a small
world, Isn't It?" Karl Kitchen, who
up to that time, had said nothing,
groaned: "Indeed so. In fact, I'd
say stuffy!"
Communications
Too Many Born First.
To the Editor:
I rend the article In the Tribune
in which Mr. David S. Stearns of
Portland made the claim that be was
the first white boy born In southern
Oregon and gave his age aa 77. Well,
now, I want to say that David la
mighty badly mistaken, for If you
will listen to my gentle voice, there
are so many white boys living here
now, born before David, that It would
cause him to nearly fall over back
wards. Of course, it was very nice
for David to come to the Jubilee, and
get a little notoriety for a day or two,
for no doubt David had been away.
from southern Oregon so long that he
might have thought that It was per
fectly safe to claim the honor, but
If he could have heard the old-timers
talking to me, after they read that
article, I'm afraid his feathers would
have fallen, but for all of that I
would not have written this article
If they had not Insisted upon it
and now I am going to name a few
that were born here before David
Stearns, and X will only name the
ones that are alive, so there will be
no comeback and aa I am the oldest
native eon In this county I will put
my name in first:
John B. Griffin. The next will be
Gwin Butler of Ashland; Tom Kin
ney of Mediord; Jeff Hamlin of Phoe
nix; Nick Armstrong of Josephine
county; Billy Bybee of Jacksonville;
Walter Gore or Los Angeles and so
many othera It Is useless to call their
names. But before I close I want to
say that X Intend to get the name
of the first, second, third, fourth,
fifth and sixth and have them placed
in the Chamber of Commerce, Med
ford, and then when some fellow bobs
up and clalma to be the first white
boy born In southern Oregon, let the
Tribune look It up before giving these
fellows a write up. Now in conclu
sion I will aay if there la any one
who doubts what X have written In
this article let's hear from them.
On the other hand, I hope every one
I have named will send me a card
with the dat of hla birth, and also
others who were born yrior to 1859.
Yours, Respectfully,
JOHN B. GRIFFIN.
Medford, Ore., June 11. 1934.
START WEDNESDAY
Starting Wednesday, at 0 a. m., the
regular state teachers certificates will
be given at the county courthouse
by County School Superintendent C.
R. Bowman.
The schedule follows:
Wednesday forenoon U. S. History,
writing (penmanship), geometry,
botany.
Wednesday afternoon Physiology,
reading, composition, general history.
Thursday forenoon Arithmetic,
history of education, pyachology.
Thursday afternoon Grammar,
geography, American literature,
physica.
Friday forenoon Theory and
Practice, orthograph (spelling!, phys
ical geography, English literature.
rrlday afternoon School law. alge
bra, geology, civil government, book
keeping. I
Zoologists say whales, biggest of
mammals afloat, are tlrrud and even
"aflectiooete."
Comment
on the
Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
A N Impression seems to prevail
that the sawmills of Southern
Oregon are doing exceedingly well
this spring hare more orders on
hand than they know what to do
with under operating conditions as
defined by the code.
It would be fine If this were true
but the figures don't bear It out.
FOR example:
For the week ending May as
the latest for which statistics are
available, Western Pine orders
amounted to 48,478,000 feet. Ship
ments were 11,863,000 feet. Produc
tion was 88,718,000 feet.
That Is to say, during this week
the pine mills covered In this report
shipped 8.7 per cent more lumber
than they received new orders for
and produced 17.8 per cent more lum
ber than they had new orders for.
That Isn't a thrllllngly rushins
business.
NOW let's take another look at this
latest week for which we have
figures:
Orders, as already stated, amounted
to 48,478,000 feet. This compares with
a three-year weekly average for May
of 47,002,000 feet.
You will note that orders for the
latest week covered by available sta
tistics are slightly above the three
year weekly average, but you must
remember that the last three years
have been the lowest yeara, from
the etandpolnt of consumption, In
the recent history of the lumber In
dustry. In other words, new orders In the
pine region are now Just barely above
the average level of the three dls
sstrous years t Just past.
11HAT Is here written Is not In
vf tended as pessimism. This
writer is a constitutional optimist.
and refuses to believe that the world
la going to pot or that the lumlwr
Industry Is going to pot with It
There are sound reasons for be
lieving that the great lumber In
dustry, which means so much to
Oregon, is fsclng In the next few
years better conditions than It ha3
experienced In the past few years,
We all hope that, and most of us
believe It.
BUT It Is Just as well to realize
that the lumber Industry, which
is the payroll backbone of this coun
try, ISN'T In particularly rosy cir
cumstances right now.
Its expenes have been heavily In
creased, and Its volume of new busi
ness hasn't been increased according
ly. It Is making a gallant fight to
keep on operating In the face of
very grave difficulties, thus keeping
up payrolls In the communities In
which It operates and enabling these
communities to show a considerable
measure of Increased business activ
ity.
The lumber Industry Is really un
titled to a lot of credit for the ftne
fight It Is putting up In the face
of conditions that aa yet are any
thing but favorable.
rns column the other day, lack
ing anything better In the way
of material, dealt briefly with the
subject of snakes. As a result thereof,
a new crop of snake stories Is roll
ing In.
Kere Is a sample the sample, In
cidentally, being offered to this writer
by an Irishman, If that means any
thing: THIS particular Irishman was fish
ing one dav. hut unfArt.iin.flt,
his bait didn't seem to be what the
doctor ordered for that particular
bunch, or school, or whstever one
calls a flock of fish. So he started
casting around for something better.
At that moment his eye llfthted
upon a frog, and he fell upon the
frog and captured It and lmnaied
It upon his hook snd csst the honk
into the water. It was Immediately
and ravenously seised by a fish of
monstrously beautiful size, and n
landed this beauty.
Whereupon he started looking tcr
more frogs. But there seemed to be
no more.
JUST then he rioted a rattleanake.
and not far behind the snake's
Jaws he noted a bulge. The bulge
was a frog that the snake had tmt
swsllowed.
So this Irishman he save toik
the snake down, took the free- awav
from It, put the frog on his hook
and caught another fish. Then he
looked at the snake, and the amv
looked so disconsolate he says that
he took out his flsak snd gave it
a good stiff drink. And went on ilsh
lng. MOW get this: ' '
A v After he had been fishing a
little while, he heard a rustline at
his feet and looked down and there
was the rattlesnake he says and
It was laying another frog at hs
feet snd casting wistful eyes st the
hip pocket In which he carried his
flask.
rAKK it or leave tt. But that Is the
way it waa given to us.
Loulslan.S B.eailtlc atraa-hert-v In.
dustry was begun Just as an experi
ment to years ago.
Flight o Time
(.Medford and Jackson County
History from the Files ot The
Mali Tribune of 20 and 10 Years
Ago.)
TEN VEAIIS AGO TollAV
June 11, 1024
(It was Wednesday)
Building trades lock-out looms In
Portland unless plasterers get 113 per
day.
Medford makes bid for state con
vention of American Region next
year,
National Republican convention a
Cleveland In deadlock over vice pres
ident nominee. Hoover declines.
Two more gateways to be estab
lished to Crater Lake national park.
Mayor Oaddis leaves his car parked
for two hours In front of Mann's
store in violation of new parkin;
ordinance.
Schools of city to close Prldsy.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
June 11, 1014
(It was Thursday)
Local phone rates raised.
Mexican mediation falls, and
revolt looms.
Miner's Congress to be held In Ash
land next week.
Dollarhlde toll road over Siskiyou,
may be abolished. '
Progress made on the establishment
of postal roads in Jackson county.
No. 0 In the "Adventures of Kath
leen" at the Star; "Rings, Robbers,
and Roosters" at the lals; "Murder
in the Moonlight" at the It.
1
(Continueo irom Page One)
Mr. Fletcher was burning with zeal
for the Roosevelt policies.
Ex -Justice Holme of the supreme
court Is a spry mentally as when ha
left the court. Leaving Washington
recently for his Massachusetts coun
try home, to spend hi 04th summer,
he sent birthday greetings to a friend
who l 70 years old, saying: "My boy,
preserve your youth. It Is the only
thing you have."
Figure In Nazi Quiz
Evidence that Dr. Hans Luther
(above), German ambassador, and
Dr. Otto Klep (below). German con.
sul general In New York, had spent
money for dissemination of pro
German Information In the United
States was placed before special
house committee. (Associated Press
rnotosj
Leaves for Coast Oeorce Gothro,
who has been visiting In this e'.ty
with his uncle, Jack Fitzgerald, clerk
in the forest service offices, left ca
the stage this morning for Crescent
City, where he will meet his father
and continue north to his home in
Marshfleld.
Notice of Final Settlement
In the County Court of the State of
ureon lor Jackson County.
In the Matter ot the F.nte of Wil
liam J. Carpenter, deceased.
Notice Ir. herebv liven that tit
undersigned has filed her Final Ac
count In the above entitled matter,
and the above entitled Court mi
tlxed July llth, 1034. at 10:00 o'clock
A. M., in the County Court Room,
In the Court House in Medtord. Ore
gon, as the time and place for hejr.
Injj objections to said Final Account,
and for the settlement thereof.
EVE ZOE CARPENTER.
Executrix.
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