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MEDFORD TfATL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, MONDAY, MARCH 26, 1934.
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Ye Smudge Pot
' Bjr Arthur Perry.
Tba National Liars association will
b organised at Burlington, Wis., loon
and several around hem already claim )
they belong.
Two blades of grass, throe dande- nucu ulL 40 Dalu "u uuua ma-vuuiao win uo ueiwetn iuc iivu
lions, and no telling how many weeds j in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD I
now grow where formerly one blade f . . . . .
of grass reared heavenward. ,T"HIS was the course adopted in settling this automobile
The Republican candidates for gov- i strike, it will undoubtedly be the course adopted in settling
emor. "win start in April to scare up ( t))e tttrif problem, the stock exchange problem, and other im
th voters," and, well may the voters , , , , , , '
bo scared. i
lt is terrible to be married to a
stranger and to be marooned on a
farm with only two babies for com
panions. (Chlco, Calif., Enterprise.)
As long as you are married to a stran
ger, you might aa well make the best
of It and get acquainted with him.
Eminent and heavy thinkers of the
land now predict that whon the time
oomea for Americans to pay for the
pending of the past year, the disgust
rr:r .tr. r .
cans will be saying about each other,
what they now say about France.
Anarchist Jack Horner,
Loafed on the corner.
Where all of his time was spent;
Ha twiddled his thumb,
And oalled everyone dumb,
Who believed In government.
A number of tired bank clerks went
golfing yesterday, Instead of going to
bed.
...
Redding, Calif., boasta a "lawyer
musician". The lawyora call him a
musician, and the musicians call him
a lawyer.
The new brakes on the 1034 autos
are wonderful. When fully applied,
the car stops "In loss than three feet"
the occupants In about ten feet, if
they get through the windshield.
The situation with respect to thai,,,. , . , f!,.
governorship campaign la still some-
what scrambled on the republican
aide. (Baker Democrat-Herald,) Why
"Wlttl respect?" j
Asbury BertU of the C.Pt urea, who
hu a Une named after him, and
never iiaed It aa excuse to run for
something, towned Snt. He la an old
fashioned farmer who never learned
to farm, every place but on a farm.
Oregon It listed fourth among the
it r tea of the union, In the amount of
crime committed the pant year. The
statistic are gathered by the depart
ment of Justice. The favorite felony
was stealing anything left loose while
the owner was at church, or asleep, or
otherwise out of sight. It would be
interesting to know If three tractor
wheels stolen In this county, at the
height of the Depression, were listed
among the loot. The thief had no
use for them after he got them. The
owner paid for finding them however.
The thief knew exactly where he had
hidden them. He later fled between
.speeches, devoted largely to denounc-1
body. and"eedi e"peneeS"M"ng
... I
HOME CHEW COMMUNISM j
A dream of economio equality for
all men; a lellef that the moderate,
evolutionary processes of self-government
have failed and that an all. '
powerful state, tinkering with the
most Intimate habits of the individ
ual, can make human nature virtuoua '
through the process of killing off th ,
dissenters; In practice, a social order
geared to Ita lowest common denomi
nator, which la the least Intelligent,
tha least efficient, the least responsi
ble man; a social order which must
degrada man's flneet and most pain
fully acquired moral values to fit the
mob mind; a social order that sus
pect Individual excellent, punishes
all variations from flat uniformity,
and can succeed only by regimenting
and propagandlrlng I (a cltlrens with. 1
out temples; and social order that,
In order to last, must destroy Its own
nest members those who possess a
mum of thrift and Industry,
Another Great F. D. Victory
TpflE settlement of the threatened automobile strike is another
great victory for President Roosevelt.
Tbe president did, personally, what General Johnson, as head
of the NRA, negotiating with organized labor on one hand, and
the manufacturers on the other, was unable to do.
How did he do it f
He did it essentially by using big head.
And the way President Roosevelt used his head in solving
this problem is undoubtedly the way he will use it in solving
other intricate problems of the New Deal, as they arise. Anyone
who wishes to know what the New Deal means, and the methods
the administration will employ to achieve it, will find the answer
by studying the details of this
ORIEFLY the president achieved this victory by threatening
radical action by threatening a sharp turn to the left,
which he could have taken with the powers congress had, at the
beginning of his administration, granted him, and then in re
turn for concessions, adopting a middle course, in other words
effecting a compromise, satisfactory to both sides, because neith
er could accept the only alternative to it.
Such action, we believe history will show, is the keynote
of President Roosevelt's political strategy, and reflects the es
sential quality of his character.
F. D. is not a T. R. He may reach for the big stick as he
undoubtedly did in this instance but he will never use it. That
isn't his way. Jumping over'the breastworks, and crushing the
enemy with flags flying and the big guns booming, he relegates
to the story books, and to that school of political dramatics,
which his famous relative and predecessor, so picturesquely ex
emplified. F. D. doesn't use his fists. He does, Ave repeat, use
his head.
GO as long as Franklin Roosevelt is president, we need fear no
radical, drastic, revolutionary action. President Roosevelt
has certain definite ideas as to what should be done, and he
intends to do them, as far as it is possible but not suddenly,
dramatically or drastically. Not by frontal attack, not by
crushing the opposition.
He intends to reach his objective, not by a straight line, but
a curved one, the curve being determined by the offsetting
stresses of radical forces on one side, and the conservative forces
on the other. x
He may throaten to go sharply to the left, ho may, if political
flxnnrlienp.v demands even THREATEN to en in tVio richr- hut
i -1 i :j j j i
poriani proDiems, on me agenda
It will not be revolution, neither will it strictly speaking be
evolution. It will be slower than the first and faster than the
second. It will be, fundamentally, picking the way slowly but
surely to a better order of things, a better and fairer set-up
for the average man under shrewdly intelligent, but essentinlly
conservative leadership.
At least that is the true nature of the New Deal as we see it,
and speaking for ourselves, we get a big bang out of seeing the
wheels g o round, and this new
taking shaPe,
TPO return to the strike settlement. As before stated this
wasn't a controversy over hours, wages or working condi
tions it was in reality an attempt on the part of the American
Federation of Labor to unionize the automobile industry, and
the determination of tho lenders of the industry to prevent it.
The settlement of this issue is all either side really cared about.
The result as above stated is not a definite settlement but a
compromise. The workers are to be given an opportunity to
vote, for what they wish, as far as such unionization is con
cerned, A permanent committee is to be appointed to rule on
all issues between capital and labor, particularly on the charges
of discrimination against workers who wish A. F. L. affiliation.
yiUS doesn't settle the issue, but it delays the inevitable show-
down. If a majority of the workers should vote for A. F. L.
control, the executives will nevor accept it; if they don't, the A.
F. L. will never accept THAT, but will continue to work toward
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in the steel industry. It is another irrepressible conflict, and pro-
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out thanks to 1 resident Koosevelt, tne immediate onsis is
successfully averted, a labor war that well might have plunged
this country into chaos and confusion, has been avoided, and
for the time being at least, the train of national recovery can go
on frU steam ahead.
TpiIE president undoubtedly accomplished this result by
threatening to use the extraordinary powers congress grant
ed him in tho Industrial Recovery Act, which would allow hiin
to invoke the licensing section, and administer tho affairs of tho
automobile industry HIMSELF, thus bringing both sides of the
controversy to time, and ready to make concessions
And then he joined together these concessions in such a way,
that a working agreement could be reached, without resorting
to such drastio aotion.
A VERT neat piece of work, and to our mind only added
evidence that this country
of th m08t adroit Rnd rM0,,reeful Primal politicians (we use
the term in no derogatory sense) who has ever occupied the
Wni(e HouMi
(Continued iiuin page one)
new deal for months, but his remarks
receive no national recognition.
There la a distinction between au
thorlaatlon and appropriation of
money for the new naval building
program, but not enough to make
any considerable difference, to far
important settlement.
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01 ine new ueni.
economio and social plan, gradu-
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viiq xuktitv, an ifc lias ill biic pai.
has in Washington today one
congress haa only authorlred Via
sums In the Vinson bill, but there
will be little question about appro
priations later aa aums are needed to
lay keels.
When the late Ambassador Her
rlck waa In Paris, the state depart
ment cabled excitedly aaklng what to
do about a stowaway aboard th
trana-Atlantlc plane. Mr. Herrlck
told his secretary to eabl back;
"Laugh It off." The aecretary found
that th diplomatic cod book con
tained no cod for "laugh."
Defines "Nagging."
MONTREAL. (UP) A definition
of th term "nagging" was propounded
by Quebec's chief Justice during tne
hearing of a domestlo csm here. "Nag
ging." said Chief Justice Grrenahleld.
"Is a constant reiteration ot an un
pleasant truth."
Personal Health Service
By William
Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene not to dis
ease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Or. Brady If a stamped
self-addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In
Ink. Owing to the large number ot letters received only a few can be an
swered. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instructions.
Address br. William Brady, ws El famine Beverly Hills, CaJ.
THE MEDICINE CUPBOARD
I have never Men a store or ready
made medicine cabinet or first aid
kit that was not a handsome package
and as useful as
:H$m a hip pocket In a
f hlVfr TVi II ft
Public Health
Service issued a
ponderous tome
which contained
explicit instruc
tions for prepar
ing and using a
first aid medi
cine outfit, but
hard times came
on and few could
afford to Invest
trailers, so the
federal effort proved a flop.
For hi own assurance, every tour
ist should equip himself with some
sort of emergency kit which can be
carried constantly In his car, his
bag or his pocket. It is Impossible
to suggest precisely what Items should
be Included In such a kit the con
tents vary with the character of the
country and the type of emergency
likely to occur. For Instance, It would
be silly to carry a package of antl
venln (antidote for snakebite) If ono
Is not going Into a region where
rattlesnakes or ot h e r venomous
snakes occur. It Is not necessary to
have any means of disinfecting water
for drinking purposes If one is tour
ing from city to city to town to town
not if the water Is fit for the resi
dents to drink.
A monograph giving brief practical
directions for equipping and using a
"Pocket Emergency Kit" will be sent
any reader who asks for It and in
closes stamped envelope bearing his
or her address.
What remedies should be kept In
the family or domestic medicine cup
board and how should they be used
In minor Illnesses or in more serious
sicknesses under medical care?
I suppose every doctor has his own
Ideas about this. On certain items
we can all agree, but on others there
are differences of opinion.
Oet your scissors sharpened up,
friends, and be sure your aubscrlp
tlon is paid so you won't miss any
Issues. This Is the first of a series
of articles which when complete will
make a little,manual on the medicine
cupboard tall you Just What to keep I
in it and why, and Just what thai
usea of the various medicines are.
I shall Issue the entire series in one
on the "Little Lessons in the Ways of
Health" later, for those who want it
NEW YORK
DAY BY DAY
BY O.O.McIntyre
NEW YORK, March II. Diary: It
came on to pour at 6 a. m. and I
drew a great chair to the window,
watching. Then sleeping until 11,
and up, reaains
a batch of episto
lary alp from
Vernon McKen
ale, Clllton Webb,
Weatbrook P e g
ler and O. Fred
K e n k 1 ng. And
found a native
statuette Mere
dith Nicholson
sent from Para
guay. Bo working, re
arranging biogra
phical volumea
and with my wlte to Ina Claire'a to.
do for Oladys Cooper and Keith Win
ter. A large flowering and great kl
doodle. So walking down the ave
nue, browsing at Dutton's and Scrlb-
ner's and wondering what happened
to the window boxes at Helen Gould's.
Dinner with Will and Jessie Hays
and the Karl Kitchens there and Ru
pert Hughes. And Will Rogera drop
ped In from one of his quick flying
trips from California, as gleeful as
ever I saw him. And I told him my
old school fellow "Coin" Harvey's son.
Tom, was In town and he lit a shuck
for his hotel.
The New York literary agents there
are scads of them. Laura WUk, George
Bye, Dare Hampton, Verne Porter,
Carl Brandt and so on are a skilled
group of peppers-up of the drooping
literary spirits, the buffers between
Ifllnt hearts of the editorial sanctum
and the sensitive scribbler. Most
every established writer has one.
especially those far from literary
marts. The agents' offices are In
mid-town, some quite elaborate with
reception rooms and cute cantanas.
They have ears to the rail and know
the minute this or that msgaelne Is
ready for tha South Sea tragedy or
the Riviera romance. They are re
warded by a percentage of the pay
ment check.
On of my occasional and Interest
ing correspondents Is a Catholic sister
In Minnesota, encouraging mostly but
gently taking to task when a derelic
tion demands. It's surprising how
eagerly those leading cloistered lives
look forward to aestful and whole
some radio programs Edwin Hill is
a high fnvorlte among them, also
Alexander Woollcott and Tony Wons.
Especially, too. do they enjoy the
music of th symphony and Paul
Wblteman when they can dial them.
I breakfasted at Sherry's with a
mightily depressed executive who re
turned .from lolling In Plorlda sands
snd yachting In southern waters many
weeks to find that hla business had
prospered aa never before over the
same period. He felt he waa worth
less and should roll up Ilk a puff
ball and blow away. Ha did not ap
preciate th subtlest of compliments.
C. M. Schwab. 1 believe, once said;
"Tli greatest axecutlv la one whose
affaire flourish when he goes on a
prolonged vacation."
Personal nomination (or th New
Brady, M.D.
In booklet form. There la only this
difference) X assume full responsibil
ity for the accuracy of anything I
say In the booklet or In any letter or
monograph or other written or print
ed item that goes directly from me
to you, hut I cannot guarantee the
accuracy of everything printed In this
column.
In this series on the medicine cup
board I shall assume that any emer
gency or accident likely to happen to
a traveler may happen at home, and
accordingly the family medicine cup
board should supply everything that
the pocket emergency kit contains for
dealing with such emergencies, as
well as the simple, reasonably safe,
tried and true remedies for common
ailments.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Color.
In making solutions of dry acid
colors In alcohol, ether or water the
dust floats In the air and for a time
afterward my spit la colored with
whatever color I have used the col
ore are called wool green, wool yel
low, etc. Is this injurious to my
health? E. M.
Answer I cannot advise without
specific knowledge of the chemicals
used. Aa a rule such color dust Is
not more harmful than ordinary
dust.
So There Are Capillaries?
Your discovery that "there ain't no
capillaries" Is truly Imposing. The
writer would appreciate' references on
the subject. P. 6. C.
Answer If you read It In a book
you'll think it may be so, eh? Any
textbook of anatomy or physiology
will give you the facts about "capil
laries" distinguish facts from tradi
tions or assumptions.
Glycerin.
I was advised by a beauty special
ist never to use glycerin on my face
as it grows hairs. Mrs. O. J.
Answer If that were only true I'd
try some glycerin on my dome. Only
weak solution of glycerin should be
used on the skin, for too much irri
tates and makes the skin harsh,
whereas, in many instances . a very
little, a few drops to the ounce of
lotion, helps to keep the skin smooth
and soft.
(Copyright, 1934, John P. Dille Co.)
Ed Note: Readers wishing to
communicate with Dr. Brady
should send letters direct to Dr.
William Brady, M. D., 265 B. Ca
mlno, Beverly Hills, Cal.
York newspsperman remaining least
changed physically through the years
Bide Dudley.
e. KtflA uni nut of . the staKe
world and Hollywood about long and
..,nnnfiii mnrrinees. There are many
but most conspicuous, I believe, Is
that of George Arllss and his wife.
rm.... h, hmn hnnntlV Wfid 30 VeSTO.
a culmination of a school day ro
mance. He has never iroupea "
made his many voyagea to England
.l.kM., Uar nnlV fhttlM tlmAS In
their' married state have they not
dined together. All of Arllss' stage
and screen contracts call for the ap
pearance with him of Mrs. Arllas and
If a part cans ior a wue, one uiu
play It, and no marriage must be
portrayed between them not con
genial. They are. Incidentally, sun
down walkers. Wherever they are
they keep trysts with a sunset.
The most sustained cheering, plus
seven curtain calls, heard In the the
ater this season was for "Dodsworth"
and likely the most auspicious ce
lebrity owning. It waa a grand wel
come for two players, too long absent
Walter Huston and Pay Balnter.
Incidentally the producer, shy Max
Gordon, attended a neighborhood
movie the night of the premiere. O,
yea, Walter Huston and Sinclair Lewis
walk alike.
Bagatelles: Ed Howe often quotes
a made-up Roman philosopher he
calls Sllenlus . . . John Drlnkwater
Is now living at Pepya' old village of
Brampton . . . Wlnchell Smith, play
wright, left a eooo annuity to the
Lambs . . . John Cowper Powya waits
three months before reading reviews
of his books . . . Will Rogers haa been
air sick but once and that was while
landing at Newark . . . Tulllo Carml
natl has become the best dressed first
nlghter ... He waa once Duse's lesd
Ing man.
X got to wondering during an In
somnia stretch last night If the In
ternational bankers counted sheep
trying to sleep these day. And maybe
that was what waa making me twitch.
I waa certainly one of their shorn
flock. And can I bleatl
(Copyright, 1034, McNaught Syndi
cate, Inc.)
BEDE RENOUNCES
BUG EXE. March 2fl. Declaring
his "political ambitions" would be
satisfied If he retained his old posi
tion as reading clerk of the house,
Elbert Bede, Cottage Grove editor, to
day announced he would not be a
candidate for the Republican nom
ination for aecretary of state.
Excessive cost of a campaign was
given as ono ot the reaona for Beds'
decision. Saturday night, after a
conference with Earl Snell, Arlington,
Bede said here either Snell or himself
would be a candidate, Bede'a retire
ment from the picture was taken as
an indication Snell would be a can
didate. PORTLAND, March 28. (P) A
man Identified by a CWA card s
Everett Anson Swift, 69, of Portland.
u found dead in a rooming house
here Sunday, apparently from natural
cause He registered at the place M
Jot Stlner of Salem, police said.
Comment
on the
Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
YOU'VE heard, of course, this tale
the park rangers tell of the bears
that come furtively, like the wild
things they are, up to the boundary
of Crater Lake park, and the moment
they step over It Into the safety of
Uncle Sam' protection become non
chalant, assured and easy of man
ner. W. W. Wilson, of Portland, tells
this writer another bear tale that la
at least worth repeating.
MR. WILSON'S father and mother
were the first white couple to
be married In Klamath Falls, whlcti
then was Llnkvllle, and since In that
early day It was In 1871 Jackson
ville waa the county seat, he had to
go over to Jacksonville to get his mar
riage license.
ANYWAY, Mr. Wilson his name
was Simpson Wilson arose brlglit
and early one morning and, with a
companion, set off on horseback for
the county seat.
8omewhere beyond Keno, hla son
doesn't know exactly where, the road
forked, and by chance they took the
right fork. Looking across to the
other fork a little later, they beheld
a war party of Modocs. So luck was
with them at the start, you see.
They kept on at a lively pace, and
by night they reached a apot some
where to the west of whst la now
Lincoln. Here they made camp for
the night.
THEY turned their horses loose to
graze, cooked a frugal aupper and
in the course of time turned In for
the night, removing their pants and
shirts and going to bed in their under.
wear whether red flannel or not, Mr.
Wilson doesn't know.
Having good consciences, they went
Immediately to sleep, but some time
along In the night Mr. Wilson awoke,
and In the flickering light of the
dying fire he beheld almost upon
him, it seemed a bear that appeared
to be about the size of Mt. Pitt.
He let oft a startled whoop, and
made a wild leap for th nearest
tree and shinned up It expertly. His
companion followed with equal skin.
THEY got as far 'as the first limb,
and there, they perched. By this
time, they remembered their guns
quite cloarly, although In that startled
moment of seeing the bear they'd
forgotten them entirely.
But the guns were leaning up
against another tree, at quite a dis
tance, and there was the bear, look
ing dark and Ill-humored and alto
gether forbidding In the half light.
So they clung to the limb and hoped
fervently the bear dl.ln't remember
that he had spikes In his boqta and
so could climb a tree it he wished.
REMEMBER, plesse, they had gone
to bed In their underwear, and
had left without pausing to make a
toilet. And add to this the further
fact that It was esrly In th spring,
and th nlghta were sharp.
You can Imagine, under thea cir
cumstances, that It waan't altogether
pleasant on that limb. But they had
a notion that it would be by no means
pleasant down there in tha company
of th bear which aesmed a per
sistent cuss, not at all Inclined to
wander off Into th brush.
So they stayed on the limb ana
ehlvered.
CAME, at last, the dawn aa they
used to say In tha movie titles.
And by the wan light of th early
dawn, creeping over the cold auramlt
of Parker mountain, they got a good
look at the persistent bear that had
lurked there In th shadows all the
long, cold night.
The bear waa a blackened stumpl
WHAT a lot of 'kidding Mr. Wilson
must have had to face when he
got back from Jacksonville, with his
marriage license, and the tale got
spread around.
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Flight o Time
(Medford and Jackson County
History From tbe FUe of The
Mall Tribune of 20 and 10 Years
Ago.)
TEN YEARS AOO TODAY
March 26, 1921.
(It wsa Thursday)
Cooking lessons for Boy Scouts to
tart next week.
Early spring la predicted at Crater
lake.
K. K. Kubll of Portland, to open his
campaign for TJ. S. senator with
dance at Jacksonville, where he was
born.
The Medford high school basket
ball team en route to Chicago, will
limber up at the University of Cali
fornia. Eddie Demmer, memner 01
the team, shows signs of homesick
ness at Dunsmulr.
Attorney General Daugherty is dis
charged by President Coolldge. as a
result of the Teapot Dome scandal.
John H. Carkln to run for the legis
lature, and will have no slogan.
Teggs blow safe In Rankin Estes'
pool hall and steal $325.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
March 26, 1924.
(It was Friday.)
President Wilson's announcement
of "aiding Europe" opposed by Re
publican congressmen, and are told,
by Secretary McAdoo, "they will be
put In their place by their constitu
ents at the next election."
The John S. Owen Lumber company
of Eau Claire, Wis., purchased 6840
acres of timber In ,the Butte Falls
district.
Local youth who was a member of
"Kelley's Army of the Unemployed"
In California returns with a "wheel
barrow load of clippings" on hla
adventures.
The first "smudge special" in rail
road history, consisting of seven cars
of crude oil distillate for use in or
chard heating, arrived In Medford at
1:50 o'clock this afternoon from
Richmond, Cel., establishing a new
record for freight runs. The order
was placed by the Rogue River Valley
Fruit association yesterday afternoon.
The cars were loaded and moving by
ft o'clock. The train waa pulled with
the largest locomotives and given
right of track clear through.
But he must have been a mighty
good sport, for according to his son,
he told the story on himself, and
seemed to get as big a kick out of
it as anybody.
It's a lot of fun to laugh at a Joke
on the other fellow, but It takes a
genuinely good sport to laugh at a
Joke on himself.
Midget Photoa 3 for 10c.
Peasley Studio Opp. Holly Theatre,
CHEAP
LUMBER
AT
BIG PINES
LUMBER CO.
Purple Bubble
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Oriental Gardens, Wed., March 28
DYNGE'S RED COATS
Admission 40d Ladies FREE
PEACE
The deep solemnity and beauty of
funeral services here serves as a very
tangible comfort for those who are
left to mourn. And it is gratifying
to know that cost plays no part in
the unvarying quality of our service.
CONGER
FUNERAL PARLOR
WEST MAIN AT NEWTOWN
Solicited For Membership In
Order of Golden Rule and Declined
COP'S CURIOSITY
WASHINGTON (UP) The curios
ity of a Montgomery county police
man today was responsible for the re
covery of 911,000 In stock certificates
and notes, stolen from the home ot
State Senator David Balle, of West
minster. Md.
Herbert Miles, an employe of the
state highway department, unearthed
a canvas bag while working In a ditch
near Damascus. He examined the
contents, which appeared to be "pret
ty papers," and unconcernedly re
turned the pouch to the ditch.
Two weeks later, Policeman Paul
Watklns, learning of the discovery,
decided . he would see the "pretty
papers." He Instructed Miles to re
trieve the bag.
One of the papers bore the name
of Senator Balle as administrator of
an estate. Balle told Watklna the bag
had been stolen about a month ago.
Drawn Curtains for Drunks.
JUAREZ, Mex. (UP) When con
veying an Intoxicated person in your
automobile in Juarez, the curtains
must be lowered, according to new
regulations posted by the traffic de
partment. Two-Minute Verdict.
WORCESTER, Mass. (UP) A
Worcester county Jury deliberated
only two minutes before returning a
verdict of guilty against Alexis La
Plume, chained with leaving the scene
of an accident.
All kinds of igal blanks for sale,
for rent, no hunting, no trespassing
and other cards for sale at Commercial
Printing Dept. of Mall Tribune.
SELECT YOUR
GRADUATION
FROCK
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organdie,
polka dots
on organdie,
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mousaellne
de sole.
Pretty pastels
and white.
$795
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