MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1934.
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By Arthur Terry.
A 1.000,000 rain fell yeeterday. In
due courae of time, a :oue will be
worked out, whersby those who don't
care for the rain, can take their ihare
In money.
Your corr. haa been indulging In j
ome horseback riding, and u the
horee eorel
Dentleu report u a sign of return-.
ing proeperlty, that cltisena are once I
more getting their molera JUed, and 1
not Mkirj how much it win hurt :
their pocketbooks.
PLAIN TRAITOR
(Toledo, O., News-Bee)
It la by no meana unthinkable
that aome of the atateamen- of
the preaent administration need
to be kept honest, for with ao
much money being apent against
time the aame temptation exuta
just now which lured so many as
aoclatea of Mr. Harding Into sin.
a Talent peach tree la all ready to '
be killed by the firat;froat.
The esteemed Albany Democrat-
ZrXSSmZl
a mild controversy over the reported I
IZZS"" deformed-.uit.bl. for
munlats. The general opinion has
been that the higher educational In
atltutlons were maintained at public
expense so the young men could gain
knowledge, Instead of finding fault
before they were, it might nettle a j breeding. The judge was the youngest dog judge in the coun
few taxpayers to know that their caah try. a Pasadena hich school hnv. in his teens. Whnr he lacked
was developing a promising soap-box
orator, now In need of a haircut, or
that the campua waa a breeding
ground for half-baked (If that much)
agltatora. It Is argued that the com
muniatio tendencies win do the atu-
dents no harm. It can alao be argued , , ,,,,,, , ...
that the Inclinations will do them no loader would suddenly drop to his knees and with ono.swcep of
good. There is nothing more useless. his hnnd along tho floor knock tho old pup completely off his
than a campus communist. Of course, i . .. T. , . .
this statement Is made on the basis' I"118- llien ns ol" Ll,,k would try to regain his footing, like a
that so far no co-eda have gone Boi-1 mud turtle on its back, the young judge would cup the other
TOmmunistahncu'bated at aaut edlla"(1 in llis cllin 8nd stu(,y tllc performance most judicially, pull
cationai institution, ahaii do their j out liis pad, and make a few marks, then without auv warning
t,h,m"U1T?,i.nwmb.'tI trm'. u mMon PRSS llis left "!. " I'ink' posterior portion
but win cure the municipality of would bo panked skyward, and his tail serving as a handle. Bc
coddllng amateur anarchists. , foro p(p QOxM ghnke ,limself toRcthori CRr ,v0ld be
tor bale Anvil, forge, just the pulled to tho tip of his nose, or as near as its natural resiliency
thing for blacksmith shop. See Uk- . . ,. , , . n.. T . .
Ins. (Siskiyou News.) You Just can't
guess, and miss It all the time.
The Bales Tax situation seems to
be thla: The farmers won't vote for
It, because It will help them, and the
rest of the population will do the
aame, because there Is no way of get.
tin, out of psylng It, If once adopted.
The Dock Porter grandkid. and
lhat win soon make way for another
gas silo.
The hi serpent reported olf the
British Columbia coast, must be the
"power octopus", that terrified the
Oregon voter during the campaign to
get electric lights for nothing.
...
mIf CrrV'rom.",wa""h,lt,'".lin
uwoeri, the great lover of the
film, "may not make another, pic-
ture." it la hoped the moving picture
Industry will brace Itself, and en-
deavor to survive this calamity, if
and when it btaii.
The campaign won't get rough.
until aome csndidste auru quoting j
the Bible.
The sdmlnlitrsttrtn la scHtliia; ways
and mans to "InrrrsM the circula
tion of money." II the rich would
spend as freely as the poor, the (or
rnment would not have to fret about
such things.
The state now.hnj five csndlrtates
for Oovernor. Not a one offers any
thing but thenwelves without cost to
the taxpnyera.
MiNrf paua SXVH&
Editorial Correspondence
PASADENA, Calif., Feb. 25. Motored out to Burbank hop
ing to see Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Ling and the latter'g mother,
Mrs. Bert Greer of Ashland. Called at the Burbank paper, oper
ated by Ling, but he was out for the day, and found Mrs. Greer
had left the day before for Ashland.
Burbank is a bustling little town on the Tacifie Highway,
the airfield center of Southern California. It was a cool, raw
day, a strong southeast wind blowing, but at the United Airport,
airplanes were thicker than flies around a molasses barrel. They
were of all shapes, sizes and colors.
While there a big passenger plane came in from San Dicyo,
and a new twin motor Boeing departed for Oakland. Four passengers-camo
in and six went out. The two pilots of the out
going plane were surprisingly young looked like a couple of
high school lads. Bareheaded minus overcoats or jackets, with
ear phones clamped to their heads, they waved gaily, at the
crowd, as the big plane took off, roared into the wind, banked
for a wide curve and headed straight for the dark clouds to the
north.
With such a ghastly week of airplane disasters, the carefree
manner of the pilots, and the nonchalant, matter of fact mien
of the passengers offered a striking contrast. It's a safe bet it
wasn't a new experience for any of them. The passengers con
sisted of three young ladies, two young men, and an older man,
who was wrapped to the cars in a fur coat, and carried a brief
case in his hand.
"He came in from Chicago on Thursday" the information
desk informed us, "the others are going to spend the week end
at Del Monte."'
The number of golf bags and squiffy suit cases piled into the
nose of the plane, indicated as much. Well no news is good
news. They must be safely at their destination at this writing-.
This is Sunday. The church chimes are ringing out familiar
hymns and Colorado street is almost as crowded with cars and
people, as Broadway in Los Angeles was yesterday. This is a
real HOLT day for Tasadena. It was DOLLAR Day in Los
Angeles, 24 hours ago. The ancient and the modern, the religi
ous and the pagan! no two festivals could more clearly sym
bolize the contrast between these two places, only separated by
an imaginary line! Talk about the gay nineties, where but in
Pasadena would one see stately, slow moving electric broughams
in the church procession, piloted by elderly ladies sitting very
erect, often-glanning at the speedometer to see that it doesn't
1 exceed 15 miles an hour." Also
nats white beading on . their waistcoats, and children
dressed up in their best bib and tucker, piling into the Sunday
school department, as in other places they might into a free
movie . show 1 Those atheistic communists over in Pershing
Square can put this in their pipe and smoke it. When that
'
revolution they are predicting so glibly comes, they 11 have a
hard nut to crack in Pasadena 1
Lunched yesterday at the Rose Arbour on Orange Grove
avenue, a private residence now being utilized as a tea room. A
former high official of the S. P. was in tho party and there was
nothincr to it. but ANOTHER visit to the doc show. The S. P.
Jofficial wanted to see the wire
j prize winner himself.
I One day at a dog show isn't
is rather too much, particularly when one is forced to sit in a
c))aip and (jok nt th(j judging of th'e dachshunds in the ring,
for two or three hours.
We h "o prejudice against dachshunds per se, but they
don't appeal to us as DOGS. They always give us an impression
icggca caives, ana piuneaacd Aztecs, not quite wnoicsome or
normal, in themselves.
Before this was over however we acquired a genuine sym-
nathv for tllPKO nlnntmtpd. -lnw linnrr aitftnimnna nf nmiinn intiM.
in years, however, he mudo up in zeal.
What ho didn't do to those poor dachshunds! Old "Link
Sausage the Third" would waddle in on a leash, for example, and
before he couhfirct his bow lecs
"uuiu niiuH, iiini tiiu uiuvr t-nr, Him iii'iurc mi jjiiik gut mm
shaking his head, tho boy acrobat had both hands on his spiijo
and was giving him a vigorous chiroproctio treatment, which
naturally Link didn't fancy, but he might RS well havo tried to
freo himself as if ho had been in the grasp of an Anaconda.
Willi no time out to get his breath
ityR rm rh)g
who happened to be a plump little
I Link s feet somctiinfs touched the floor and sometimes didn't,
hut by some miracle he never completely turned over. However
. his tongue was hanging out bv this time, and his tail was just
, , . ,. , . ,
' ns 'ar between his legs, as the peculiarities of his chassis allowed.
Hut believe it or not this was onlv a preliminary. Link was
i . ... ... ., . ' . ,
j waved aside to wait for the main bout, in which he was to
compete with a number of fellow countrymen. This went on
. -,,,--, ,
'f 1101. lib wo (luin t know there were so many dachshunds
j tle country. Nor did we know there is such a thing as a
, , . .... . ,
I dwarf dachshund but there is which is our idea of a small
'edition of something that was TOO small in the first place. . . .
Wr" there is an end to everything and in the end, w are glad
to say old Link won. But instead
him they handed it to his mistress or his nurse or trainer
or whatever tho rotund lady should bo called. She strode off
proudly waving it in tlie air, and a small group of foreign look
ing people across the ring applauded wildly.
Link was pulled along down the aisle, getting mixed up with
his leash for his proud handler was in a hurry and with
people 'a feet, and finally hoisted into his cell, right next to a
row of Great Danes, who seeing this appetizing morsel scuttling
along, set up ravenous roar, pulling at their chains and scaring
'above Liu head that did Link t
old gentlemen in frock coats and
- haired fox terriers, owning a
bad, but a repeat performance
. side show along with five-
untanclcd this vounir cheer
or regain his center of grav
Rm, LinkV handler,
woman with an old fashioned
of pinnine the blue ribbon on
lot of good! aud thcro he lay
quite spent, but a winner. Yes
he EARNED it!
Personal Health Service
By William
Signed letters pertain! Lr to personal bra It h and hygiene not to d la
ta se diagnosis or treatment aUI be answered by lit. Brady tf tamped
ielf-add reeved envelope Is enclosed. Letters, should be oriel" and written in
ink. Owing to the large number ot letters received only a few can be an
swen-d- No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instructions.
Address Dr. William Brady, 263 Kl Cajuino, Beverly Hills. Cal.
THERE IS REAL MAGIC IS MODERN MEDICINE.
When Ehrllch Introduced salvarsan,
otherwise called "606," the world waa
thrilled by the promisee of cure, the
medical world, particularly. One do
of the new reme
dy waa to achieve
nothing less than
"therapla magna
aterlllaans," that
la, the absolute
eradication of the
a p 1 r o e hetes or
germs of syhplua
from the blood.
The 1 a b o ratory
scientist actual
ly entertained
such hopes. In
practice, however,
It soon became evident that one dose
did not cure, ao a second dose was ad
vised. Even that proved disappointing.
Then a course of treatment was tried
out. The syphilis persisted. Eventual
ly salvarsan was displaced by newer
and better remedies. I mention this
here as An instance of magic in med
leal SCIENCE. We've had plenty of
that King of magic for decades and
we shall have plenty more In future.
Magic in the ART of medicine is
not ao common.
Alphadlnltrophenol Is a dye related
to picric acid, (which la trlnltophe-
nol) Dinltro phenol or Its sodium salt
Is readily obtainable on the market In
pure form and la quite cheap.
For years p. p. girl -have been sigh
ing for a magic medicine which would
reduce without the painful necessity
of restricting one's diet or taking ex
ercise. For years I have been praying
no such medicine would even be dis
covered. To my eye angles are always
fatiguing but curves are restful. Now
I fear my prayers have been in vain.
This new magic medicine, so labori
ously mentioned above, haa come to
do for fftt folks what insulin haa done
for the holy frights, But I beg of you.
Dig boys and nice girls, do not get all
In a lather pushing and shoving to be
first to obtain full information from
me about thla wonderful new reduc
ing medicine. I warn you now that
my stereotyped reply to all such re
quests will be "Consult your physi
cian." The new medicine to reduce
without dieting or exercising, can oe
safely and effectively given only un
der the personal supervision of the
physlclaji; Jn this respect It is like in
sulin for building up underweight in
dividuals. What the medicine doea is simply
to Apeed up metabolism. Makea you
burn up the fat from two to eight
times faster than the normal rate.
And you do burn I'm telling you, for
NEW YORK
DAY BY DAY
BY O.O.McIntyre
new YORK, Feb. 28. These are
days one meets those unfortunates
who were built up for the bjg let
down. The 2 3. 000 a year man trying
to adjust himself to $35 a week or
perhaps no Job at
all. Pride Is scar
red but most of
them are bravely
riding the waver
ing hope.
They are re
mindful of blobs
of mercury, hud
dling together to
coalesce and pick
up speed for a big
-A suaaeniy separ-
jr - , i ni ana gnat
jT yllxi away In smaller
particles. There la no gainsaying many
are beaten. For not in American his
tory have so many big shots suffered
such cruel set-backs.
Once rooted in rigorous authority,
mulched by tendrils of gneuflectlons
on every aide, they find everybody
looking out the window. They alt in
anterooms, hat !n iPa waiting the
Inevitable office boy's apologia: "Sor
ry, but there la nothing today I"
It is tragedy in ajiy niche of life
to be without the pay envelope. But
the fall la naturally more Jolting for
those who have climbed highest. And
their dare lasts longer. It waa O.
Henry who observed: "The Joy of a
high salaried Job never compensates
for the pain In losing it."
Crosby Oalge added mental bou
tonnlere for first nlghtera he invited
to his premiere of "A Hat, A Coat, A
Olove" a few m-eeks ago. The seata
were delivered by a special silk hat
ted messenger with walking stick. The
name of the recipient was printed in
large type across the face of the en
velope. EnthualMm for the daohshund has
swept to Hollywood where such own
ers Include Corrlne orifftth, Frank
Morgan, the Collns Clements, Joan
Crawford and Clarence Brown. In
York until a few years ago the dachs
hund waa seen In the German section
of York v Hie only. Today there are
probably 6,000 In Manhattan alone
and suburban rosd aides are dotted
with dachshund kennel.
What a whirligig life 1st Rob Wg
ner report that when Anna My
Wong lived over a laundry in Figeuora
street in Los Anaeles she worked as
an extra in a Douglas Fairbanks pic
ture. And now In London, another
correspondent reports, arte is occupy
ing the professional and social stand
that Falrbanka snatched at. But miss
ed I
.Sometimes the buffetlngs of a man
uscrtpt are as romantic aa the tale It ,
contain. There was a fiction conceit
I turned out in a bleak room four
flight up and all the way back 1ft
years ago. the fat of which literally
meant food and warmth. It made the
rounds of the "pulps" but alWAyni
came back. Finally it vtut to Ins
Link won, but believe you me,
r R. W. R.
Brady. M.D.
I tried It on the dog for two weeks
and lost 4 pounds and did I keep
warm? But the trifling comfort of
being rather too warm and somewhat
in a steamy state much of the 'time
was not too great a price to pay for
the reduction, of four pounds, without
any restrictions In my fried corn meal
mush and maple syrup and all that.
The new medicine la not wholly
without untoward effects. Sometimes
It takes away taste of sweet for a
while. Sometimes it Imparts to skin
and whites of eyes'a slightly Juan
diced hue, but this Is not Jaundice at
all, merely a dye effect, which clears
up soon after the medicine Is discon
tinued. Generally it melta the super
fluous fat chiefly from the belly and
hips.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Honesty Is Folly.
We are using a kerosene oil burner
of the type described in the pamphlet
Inclosed. It haa to heat about 4,000
feet of space. There la always a etrong
kerosene odor In the rooms,' There Is
no flue connection. Is it likely to In
jure our health? (M. M. A.)
'Answer The pamphlet1 describing
the heater says "no flue connection is
required." Lying that nets a Uar a
good profit la good business in this
country, A kerosene or oil burner is
perhaps less likely to produce the
deadly odorless, colorless carbon mon
oxide than la a gaa or coal burner, out
for health and comfort it la always
advisable to provide a stove pipe to
carry products of combustion out of
the house when any fuel is burned.
Camphorated Oil.
Please tell me how to make cam'
phorated oil. It is quite expensive to
buy here. (Miss R. T.)
Answer Crumble and crush to pov.
der one ounce of gum camphor, pour
it into a four ounce bottle. Then fill
the bottle with warm olive oil. The
official name for camphorated Is Canv
phor Liniment. It Is an excellent lini
ment for mild counter-irritation. On
long standing the camphor evaporates
Keep bottle tightly corked. When
camphorated oil la applied to the
chest, throat of over bridge of nose of
a baby be careful not to saturate the
baby'a ciethlng. for a young Infant
could inhale too much camphor If
allowed to sleep with clothing so sat
urated. (Copyright, 1934, John P. Dllle Co )
lid. Note: Readers wlahlne. to
communicate with Dr. Brady
should send letters direct to Or
William llrady. M I).. 2(13 El Ca
mliio, Beverly Hills. Cnl.
storehouse of other lost dreams an
old trunk. Resurrecting it the other
day, I was touched by its clear cry
of youthful courage In such contrast
to the comic struggle to exist at the
time written. My wife commented that
It looked as though It had been under
a water spout. It had been rained
upon, but not by a water spout.
There's charm to the desolation of
Broadway between 6 and 7 in the
evening. The day s tension relaxes in
to email town hiatus. Clerks come to
the front door to hang on awning
ropes. Taxi drivers roll cigarettes,
stretch their legs and Indulge some
curb chaff. Llndy a fills with the early
dining crowd the chorus girls and
orchestra musicians. But, most cafes
reflect an out-of-mealtlme sobriety.
Pedestrians walk across the street with
no awareness of death at each. step.
Ladles of the evening are cosmetical
ly fresh and alert for the ready din
ner buyer. Everywhere the languor
of those who seise desperately upon
commonplaces to forget for a tlm!
the hard business of living.
Sidewalk tragedy: An elderly lady
tugging at a suit case which flops
open near Cartler'a, spilling the con
tents belter skelter. Her embarrassed
fright and the rush of the hurrying
crowds to aid her. In such Instances
one sees in all its fecundity, the many
splendored thing known aa gallantry,
which New York haa in delightful
over-plus. Among the pickers up were
Duke Crosse. Joe Laurie, Jr., Merle
Crowell and Dean Palmer.
From a lady's chatterer column:
"Mr. Mclntyre haa become keep-off-the
grasslsh with time. He Joins the
men In their banter but seems utter
ly aloof from the feminine sex."
Yeah? Call for me when playing
post-office some time.
(Copyright, 1934. McNaught Syndi
cate. Inc.)
Betty Thorndike
Doubles For Zasu
Pitts Revue Here
Whenever one thinks of ZaSu Pitts.
one naturally bring to mind the
fluttering hand, the woeful expres
sion and the walling voice of the
well known comedienne. Bu. how
many people here In Mcdtord know
that the star haa a local double, one
who has brought much laughter and
praise for her characterisation when
she haa performed for the benefit of
frlenda and family? This talented
young lady. Betty Thorndike. in case
you really must know, will be one
of the several movie star doubles
appearing In the "Hollywood Movie
Revue" at the Craterian theatre next
Wednesday and Thursday nights.
Our Gang, the beloved group f
youngMer whose antic hare brought
amusement to thousand of movie
goers, will alao be presented, a wv'.l
as numerous other.
The entire show ha been set
against a background of a Hollywood
movie et. with dancing girls provid
ing additional sparkle a they go
through their various routine. Miss
Helen May, formerly of Fanchon
Marco, ha been rehearsing the show
for the past two weeks and has pro-;
mtsed Medford theatre goers an un(
usual hour s entertainment.
Comment
on the
Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS.
ALBERT, king of the Belgians,
climbing a mountain,, seizes'
rotten rock, It crumbles under his
grasp and he falls to his death.
He is burled amid pomp and splen
dor, and with every evidence of sin
cere mourning on the part pf the
populace. !
4
IMMEDIATELY afterward, his son,
1 Leopold, ascends the throne, speaks
In French and Flemish the oath to
defend the constitution, and shortly
afterward starts on his way to parlia
ment, a.
The dispatches tell us:
"Thousands of Belgians ecstatically
shouting 'vlve le rol' (long live the
king) and waving flags and handker
chiefs hailed Leopold on his trium
phant ride."
fTHE king is dead; long live the
king."
That shout ha been resounding in
Europe for centuries. It means: "The
old king Is dead. The new king has
ascended the throne, without revolu
tion or bloodshed. Government wifl
go on, which means that we, the com
mon run of people, can go on with our
daily affairs, instead of being dragged
into somebody's war."
That la why the populace of Eu
rope, for long centuries, has hailed
the seating of the new king when
the old one dies.
THE people of Europe, you see, have
learned through long and bitter
experience that ANY government is
better than NO government.
TO US, here in America, the insti
tution of royalty seems utterly
absurd o absurd that we wonder
how It ever came to arise and occupy
the place in the world it has occu
pied for ages.
In reality, It is all quite simple. It
came about like this:
Away back in the dim beginnings
of civilization, government consisted
of the rulershlp of some chief,
stronger of arm and shrewder of brain
than his fellows, who rose to leader
ship because of these qualities.
As long aa this chief lived, there
was government of some sort, and a
greater or less degree of order and
quiet. When he DIED, thee was WAR
until some other chief established
himself.
War meant suffering and loss oi
life.
'
QO, IN TIME, "people began to cast
kJ about for some way to PREVENT
the bloodshed and the suffering and
the disturbance that followed the
death of the chief. If it could all be
arranged beforehand Jyvst who the
next King was to be, they reasoned,
the change pf government might be
effected without bloodshed and suf
fering. So they said to themselves: "Why
not have the OLDEST 80N of the
chief succeed to the rulershlp when
the old ruler dies?"
They tried It, and it worked.
IT WAS thus that the Institution of
royalty, with all It hereditary non.
sense, came Into being.
This is. the point: '
Absurd a the institution of royalty
la, It came about because people j
recognized almost fr.om the beginning
that ANY government is better than
NO government.
Government, no matter how much
we may criticise Ita shortcomings, is
TREMENDOUSLY Important to our
welfare.
PIPES-WYANT CASE
COMPLICATED AFFAIR
The civil suit of A. W. Pipes
against R. L. Wyant and others for
money allegedly due is under way
In circuit court today before Judge
H. D. Norton, The case involves
lease and re-lease of the Htlton dairy
property near Central Point, and In
volves transactions between Pipes and
the California Land Stock bank, and
business transactions between Pipes
and the late Bert Anderson. The
suit Is a complicated legal knot and
Is expected to take all day to present
In the court. Pipes was the first
wltnew. Ben E. Harder, president of
fie First National bank, wa also
called aa a witness.
If you have not already made an
inventory of your business and will
soon, remember the Commercial '
Printing Department of the Moil
Tribune, 28-30 No. Grape, carry In- :
ventory blanks, phone 75 and we will ,
deliver the blanks to your place of
business.
Phone 332. Relnklng Trucking Co
for Modern Fuel Otl deliveries.
Dance at Rogue Elk Saturday night
March 3.
BIG PINES
BUILD COST
SERVICE
PHONE 1
L
(By Chas. W. Austin, Dairy Inspector)
Having been asked for a little res
ume of what was given at the Uni
versity of California Dairy Division,
short course, in Davis, I shall request
your Indulgence in prefacing, samo
with the following:
We often read much concerning
fundamentalists, evolutionist and
modernists. Personally I might not
qualify in any of these, so would prob
ably be termed a hybrid along these
lines. However, from a food stand
point I am a fundamentalist, for
milk exclusively wa my first meal,
and I have never yet found anything
better.
As an evolutionist I have tried
many aubstltutea with poor succe&s,
but as a modernist I am looking
for the most, at the leaat cost. With
this In mind, and according to die
titles I challenge the world to prove
as much food value can be purchased
for ten cents in anything else aa can
be found in milk. So this brings us
to the gist of the preliminary, ramb
ling. It is very interesting to leasn Just
how intimately dear old bossie cow.
the foster-mother of many nations,
ties in with the evolution of civiliza
tion. Animal husbandry has it Inception
way back in the night of time, though
history records but little as to its
fundamentals, but thanks to evolu
tion and modern endeavor, excava
tions have been made which reveal
that more than 40.000 years ago man
began to tame cattle, though he was
yet living In savagery.
Necessity ha been termed the
"mother of invention."
It is chronicled that In the long,
long ago. a dying mother left a tiny
infant: the father, desirou of sav
ing the life of his child, began to
think of ways and means, and he
evolved the idea or lassoing a mother
cow from the roaming wild herds.
With the aid of several other hunts
men he accomplished the task and
secured milk for the babe.
H. G. Wells, In his Outline of His
tory, points out that civilization real
ly began when the huntsmen turned
to herdsmen, so from this beginning
of civilization there has evolved the
most modern methods In dairy hus
bandry, which links dear old Bosay
very closely to human welfare and
sustenance.
In our desire to rear a strong and
virile nation let ua try by special
effort to interest the kiddies and
those furnishing milk, more in the
cow and her products. We can all
become more awake to the Import
ance of milk, its source of supply
and its processing and handling. By
so doing we shall serve more freely
the "milk of human kindness" by
seeing to It that the children of our
community have all the pure, whole
some milk they need, the cheapest
and best food on earth.
The short courses at our state
HERE'S THAT QUICK
WAY TO STOP A COLD
Take 2 Bayer Aspirin
Tablets.
Drink full class of water.
Repeat treatment in Z
hours.
Almost Instant Relief in This Way
The simple method pictured above
is the way doctors throughout the
world now treat colds.
It is recognized as the QUICK
EST, safest, surest way to treat
a cold. For it will check an ordi
nary cold almost as fast as you
caught it.
Ask your doctor about this.
And when you buy, sec that you
get the real BAYER Aspirin
Tablets. They dissolve almost
instantly. And thus work almost
DOES NOT HARM THE
MEDFORD SENIOR HIGH
Presents the incomparable Music, Art and
Humor of Gilbert and Sullivan, in
"The MIKADO"
High School Auditorium
Final Showing TONIGHT
CURTAIN 8:00 P.M. '
Admission 25c- Tickets on sale at
The Toggery Office Stationery and Supply Company
and East Side Pharmacy
Flight o Time
(Medford and Jackson County
History From the File of The
Mall Tribune of 20 and 10 Years
Ago.)
TEN YEARS AfiO TODAY
February 28, 1024
0ilt was Thursday)
Second game of Ash land -Med ford
series to be played at Ashland Sat
urday night, and fans of both cities
are "aroused as If a call of war had
sounded."
Mellon tax plan Is defeated in con
gress. Medford told by Portland efficiency
expert "to prepare for the tourist
crop." ,
Many new autos decorate the street
of the city.
"Covered Wagon" coming to Rlalto.
All dances, whether in city or coun
ty to have a matron, and great is
trie reaction.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
February 28, IfI4
(It was Saturday)
"The Maurice Tango" will be taught
all tango students for 92 4xtra, the
tango professor announces.
Ashland defeats Medford 8 to 5 In
second game of the annual series.
Feeling runs high.
The chief of police announces: "I
spend half my time chasing girls who
are mad at their mothers, and the
other half keeping kids from steal
ing milk bottles." The chief asks the
council to employ a special officer
to round up Juveniles.
Model hog pasture Is planned on
"sunny southern slope of Roxy Ann."
Worst blizzard in 25 years sweeps
eastern half of the continent, wlih
birds "singing In our midst," writes
the editor.
City council la advised by the
Morning Sun. "to cease squabbling,
and if you can't do anything, do
nothing." One of the city fathers is
deeply roiled.
Billings Estate
Surveyed For Tax
An Inventory of the estate of the
late G. F. Billings of Ashland, for
Vie purpose of computing the state
Inheritance tax, was filed in probate
court yesterday by George W. Dunn,
Fred D. Wagner and Henry Kuhler,
all of Ashland, appraisers of the es
tate. The value Is appraised at t2j3,
075. It consists chiefly of real es
tate, time deposits In banks and
farm equipment.
dairy schools afford a very helpful
means of keeping abreast of the
times, thus aiding to stimulate and
Improve the Industry.
The course at Davis. Calif., Is di
vided into four divisions market
milk, butter, ice cream and cheese.
The economic side of the dairy in
dustry was also presented by those
of recognized ability, and I shall be
very glad later to pass some of tho
high spots of their lectures along.
If throat is sore. crih and
dissolve 3 Bavcr Aspirin
Tablets in a hnlf gla of
water and gargle accord
ing to directions in box.
instantly when you take them
And for a gargle. Genuine
BAYER Aspirin Tablets dissolve
so completely they leave no irri
tating particles. Get a box of 12
tablets or a bottle of 21 or 100 at
any drug store.
HEART
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