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M. a M0I1EN8EN COMPANT
Offlcee In Ne Vorl, Chlrajo, Detroit. tl
rranclsco Loa Anitelea Seattle Portland.
fe Smudge Pot
By Xrilitii' rcrry.
Professional thinker tor farmers
are again Bkedaddllng over the) atate,
jump ansad of Wall St. The type)
has declared a moratorium on their
oonfes&ed friendliness for the achoola j
Untl! aiicr wo diiw ;
Tax votea are county. Alter they
have aided In ruining school fin-
nces. toey want to unite with the
Shoo!" na,.P'"o,t?c uarm.!
wobbly, but should produce great oe-
JEDJ 0N
I
r.rub,.',wmf the Trax1 i.!hiny ono-his kinky hair is glistening like the coat of a water-
the insbinty or anybody, inemm. s
the prolesslonal friends ot the people
and farmers, to sl out, ui
It is much better that a salaried
political upllfter be caught by Wall
Bt. than to have the school bells si
lent next tail.
The entorprlslng bootleggers ot the
siute are now "making hay while
the aun shines," due to the confu
sion over the Knox law enforcement
and legal tomfoolery. Suffice be It
to say, that the average bootlegger
Is too smart to make hay, when he
should be getting ready to plant
corn.
Bam Turner was In town Monday
seeing about rat poison. (Heppner
Items). Evidence that a government
that la expending millions for con
trol of mosquitoes Is leaving the rat
killing -o private gumption.
The Governor and State Treasurer j
met In the same room at saiera
Tuesday without bloodshed, or the
table losing a leg.
YOUTH LEARNS FAST
(Marlon, Vs., Democrat)
For a week or two most
complaints were that the' boys
were annoying and Insulting wo
men along the street. Appar
ently at the time tha boya had
not learned which women wanted
to he insulted, and which didn't.
The last week or so such com
plaints have been much lesa fre
quentso perhaps things are
better understood.
"DEMAND FOR ROOSEVELT
WIDE." (Hdllne This Paper). Mr.
Tall was that way, but was .hated as
cordially as Mr. Hoover.
Report ,hss It that sorority house i J " """ . -
mothers have been directed to aeeltinn f tha case but in vain.
thnt their feminine charges hsve on
mat tneir lenunine marge n.ve u"
i..
enuuKH civmr. utiuio jron,,,,...,,.,
them to go out. (Eugene auard).
Instinct and the conventions can
not be depended upon, when one Is
lost In study.
Congress will vote upon the Sol
diers' Bonus bill March 13. This is
the crueleat political trick perpetrat
ed since Vie wnr. and, as an atro
city, rsnks fnvortibly with war Itself.
It Is nothing but an Inhuman vote
catching scheme-. The measure Is
certain of a presidential veto, but ii
neia ou to neeajr vriemiia. All hi
anions comlnit up for election next
fall will vote lor It. knowing It Is
doomed to final failure. The presi
dent can sntely veto It, as he will
not be fretting about votea until
1039. The insincerity of a congress
man voting for the passage entltlea
him to defeat at tha hands of Vie
veteran he deceives.
The O. Hunt magic lantern show
Is presenting "E'aklmo.". picture of
merit. The chief actors ere Eski
mos who, not being actors, are sble
to set. There Is plenty of Ice, snow,
wster, and dogs. Thla Is chilly
backgrounds, but the action geta hot
when the villain la Impaled on
harpoon used In the slaying of
whale and polar bear. Not a kli
la smacked, but the natives Indulge
In considerable nee-rubblng. After
watching Mala, an Eskimo and the
leading man, perform, the average
person should wsnt to know who
told John OUbert he could act.
Ooaslplng In these part his ressed
to be a rlvsl to fishing as a leading
Industry. What little is circulated , read at Lenten service in tne va
lack both vim and venom. The de- nous churches last night, are for
cllne la thought to be due to the i bidden by Blstvp Joseph F. Rummell
community running out of martyr , to attend performance at a local
and paranoica! liars. A rural area theater featuring Sally Rand, the fan
that formerly teemed with rumor dancer. Her appearance opens to
now set excited over a milk cow i morrow.
tumbUcf down a gully.
Editorial Correspondence
LOS ANGELES, Feb. 20. For
ua won M recommend the
any movie theatre in town. Not that the present trials are so
hot, but this week's movies are terrible. We haven't seen all
of them but all that sounded at all presentable and without
exception they were incredibly sour. However, Will Rogers
opens in "David Harum" tomorrow, and according to the
press agents in Hollywood this
ever done.
BUT come along to the Criminal Courts building. How many
courts there are we wouldn't attempt to say, just open
a door at random, and take a seat, it won't cost you even a
penny for sales tax.
A movie actress is the defendant (all pretty girls in Los
Angeles who get into trouble are movie actresses, past, pres
ent or future I)
Her name is Miss Beverly Granger of Beverley Hills but
not we believe of the Beverly GRANGE. She is very good
looking but presumably not as good as she looks.
For a F'icenian 11 describing the incident which placed
her in her present predicament. '
. . . "This girl here was sitting in her easy chair, and her
boy friend was lying on the bed with a bullet in his shoulder,
and one in his leg. I said 'what's the trouble f and she said,
'Well he just got what was coming to him. I shot him, knock
ed him down with the first bullet and as he lay there I fired
at him five times and you give
empty and I'll shoot him again!' Yep, Bhe wanted to snoot
him again. I sent the man to the hospital and arrested the girl.
I guess it's what you call a lovers quarrel. But the man
wouldn't say a word wouldn't Bwear out a complaint even
RHid he had no hard feelings."
The court asked the girl if
nnnanltinir with her attorney she
Whereupon the judge ordered Miss Granger held for trial
on a charge of assault with a deadly weapon and fixed her bail
at $1500. '
The name of the girj's attorney was Moses.
that's a very interesting glimpse through one of
MOW
11
Wnlter Winchell's keyholes
romantic life in the great city
brief, pungent, didn't drag,-when
gorry rather piqued, not to hear
. . nvj-t
perience at KriU.
.
rnRv another door, at the further end of the hall. An extreme'
1 ly black and fashionably
, . H hclOuBS to the white
kc(1 gealhis suit is black, ditto Ills tie ana siiues, un uu.u
no r.rflP.ticallv invisible were it
j t.:. , ,v,;Vi . nf
HHU UIB OJJnin " u... - -
William Wilson.
His attorney, a negro as largo as Jack Johnson, but far bet
ter looking, is questioning him.
"AVhere you born Mr. Wilson.".
"I was bo'n in Africa."
"How long has you lived in this country?"
"Twenty-nine years." (
"Now vou tell your Btory to the coht please.
"Well, sah, it was this way.
j... ,i h. me to believe
, ht hn told me
. unn trull I made a
marries her and then after we
one day, she was a jew. I sez
creole.' She said 'I is a creole
her that couldn't' be, as a jew is no NATIU.n Abi at a...
And that's all." .....
IT DEVELOPED later that this colored gentlemau wished his
marriage with this jewish girl annulled (shades of llcrr Hit
ler!) which certainly was better comic relief to the preceding
drama than could be supplied even by a Stepin Fctchit.
The girl was there with her father, she was an extremely
respectable looking person, as
stand admitted he was a l'olish Jew, dui thhi u
asked him-which added mystery to it all. In FACT, the entire
case is a mystery to date as far as we are concerned. For the
court room was crowded, the case was suddenly adjourned and
th. rtrln-inals vanished before we could reach even the legal-
! T.-t. t(,. w. hava searched the naners for any men-
i. 1
tomorrow it looks
. . , ,t,nil,i, the
But there it was only a lragment yet uu
intriguing one is
left with mich
AGAIN the Kaleidoscope turnsl Three defendants this
tinleyoung men, rather stolid, hard-boiled, trying to look
unconcerned but not quite succeeding. The district attorney is
selecting a jury and is going to demand the death penalty. For
!, vnimir men are charged with kidnaring Mr. and Mrs.
it n nnrllt.in torturinu them
away with $1700 in cash and jewelry. J Be new Kidnaping i
in this Mate exacts capital punishment where the victims are
harmed-onlv life where they are not. Real drama here-a life
and death struggle-a eross section of modern crime before
y0,ir ,v(.if it bores vou, you can leave; if it doesn t you can
......r, if rlnosn't cost YOU
Otifl of these days some smart legislator will solve the tas
problem, by enlarging our court houses and charging a.l
Bi0nl R. W. R.
F
OMAHA, Neb.. o 3S m Lo
cal Catholic, In a pastoral latter
1 PlrtxUai that bis letter be read
MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUTE, MEDFORD,
real entertainment ana drama,
criminal courts building over
is one ot tne nest win nas
me your gun copper mino s
SHE had anything to say. After
said she had not.
gives one a graphic idea of
of Los Angeles. And it was
court adjourned one was
more, which wasn t our ex-
dressed negro is in the witness
collar class a very oigu iiuu
not for the white ot ms eyes,
notuit ovster tone. His name is
I met Miss Berkcewritz at a
she was a Creole. She looked
different. And I thought she
good lot o' money then and 1
wuz married she done told me
'I thougl.t you sam you
and I is a jow too. But I to
was he-anrt tne miner on m..
. , p j
As we are leaving for 1 asaciena
matter will never be solved.
a desire io jvau . . . .
with lighted matches and getting
a dime!
at service tomorrow night also.
Bishop Rummell wrote to pastor ad
vising them "that our Catholic peo
ple are forbidden under pain of griev
oua aln to attend the performance In
question."
Right Are Aged IT
SHELBYVILLE. Ind. (UP) Eight
surviving members of the . P.
Thompson family her boast a tout
age of 11 yesra. Thompson moved
here In 1S3S and he and his wife
reared 14 children. Ot the children
still living the oldest Is H and the
youngest 40.
' '
All klnda of legal blank for sale,
for rent, no hunting, no trespassing
and other carda for aale at Commercial
PrlnUt Dept. ot Mall Tttbuu.
Personal Health Service
By William
aimed lefters Dertalnlnc to persons! health and hygiene not to dis
ease diagnosis or treatment. wUI be
wlf-addressed envelope Is enclosed.
Ink. Owing to the large number ol
swered. No reply can be made to queries not coniorming ro inairucuou.
Address Dr. William Brady, 265 El Camlno, Beverly Hills, CaJ.
WE STRIVE TO PLEASE BUT THERE
A young woman write:
I em 36, have a. good heart,
normal weight, aound health with
the exception of
bad teeth and
bad tonal Is. My
den tut u tak
ing care of my
teeth. I must
have the ton
clla attended
to right away.
I had thought
of having Dr.
(here the lady
namea a phy
sician of good
standing who
engage in gen
eral practice but Ukea to do hts
own aurgery, and that, I think,
atampa him as a desirable type of
family phyalclan). He uses both
aurgery and diathermy. Most
doctors offer both methods but
advocates aurgery, In my experi
ence. Their prices are the aame.
Ia there any good reason for this
preference for the operation? I
have as much fear of aurgery as
I have of crude diathermy by an
Inexperienced operator. .
Now there Is a sensible Inquiry.
In my experience I refer to It with
some diffidence in the presence of the
correspondent, for I had only IS or
20 years of practice before I begun
to tell the world how to keep toler
ably well and not monkey so much
with symptoms and regulators and
the like I always found It a gond
scheme to wabble a bit when I was
not certain Just what we should do.
and mention several possible courses
we might pursue. This sort of stumD-
ed the patient and the decision was
left dangling which gave me a little
more time to try to make up my
mind. I Just couldn't afford to be
honest and say to the patient: "
don't know whether It would be bet
ter for you to have the operation or
not." A doctor who has to depend
on his practice for his living can't
tell patients the truth like thit.
They'd all go across the street to a
good doctor who knows bow to Ue to
'em In the way they've been accus
tomed to.
Trouble with the diathermy method
NEW YORK
DAY BY DAY
BY O.O.McIntyre
NEW YORK, Feb. 33. Thoughts
while strolling: I can never tell which
Is Phil Plant and which Is Billy Leeds.
And John Farrar
and Sterling Hol
loway look alike.
A Chinese cafe
called "The Good
Earth." The way
thoae elevator
girls st Stearn'a
talk Bree-tlsh. Or
maybe they take
me for a Haw
vahd manl
One word de
scrlptlon of
Frances White
glossy. Strange
how people be-
ocme well known in rather Incon
spicuous posts. Coxey. the New York
Insurance man. for Instance. Also
"Mary of St. Louis" at the atatlon
news stand there. And Jimmy wide-
myer, the Cincinnati newsboy.
Nobody looks so dandyish for his
years as Whitney Wsrren. And Eva
Laaslllenne suggests a demure maid
reading Keats In the arbored arch
way of a cathedral garden. ' So pro
nounced Is Maurice CHevaller'a pro
truding Up no one pays the slightest
sttentlcn to his pigeon-toeo waia
Thifa art I
The smell of pine always reminds
me of grandma'a croup-kettle. What
ever became of One Eye Connelly?
Nobody can so deftly sidetrack one o:
those cafe borea as Bugs Baer. And
why Is It his presence erupts such a
swift crackle of wit across a table
top?
One of my favorite people J. Har
vey McCoy. A atar danced and un
der It Betal Beaton was born. The
eerie glamour of a gaa-Ut waterfront
hotel. All day long rve been repeat
ing "arroyo." It pops out so smooth
ly. In one's dotage I suppose such
trivia become memorable.
Major Raymond Dickson has for
warded hi yearly rack of sausage
from his Mexican here It is again l
arroyo. It's a mixture of fire, brim
stone end canned lightning. A fire
ester might sit down to it snd start
right off. but the novice ahould prac
tice swallowing lighted lamps. The
first bit unloosens the bridge-work,
snaps the suspenders, stops the watch
and open all pores. I had Paul
Whlteman to breakfast and after two
mips he exclaimed In a watery-eyed
red-faced whew: "Boy. what I could
do to a trumpetl"
With one of those trlvla-tonnagM
minds that fastens to some out'snl
lah uaeieasnea I have been fretting
to know If the hook-worm species In
that drab potpourri of up-the-holier
life actually gnaw real turnips
throughout Henry Hull' "Tobacco
Road.'' Alwaya they are munching
They are. I learn from high author'
Ity, real turnips purchased dally bv
the property man rrom an Eigntn ave
nue grocer. So that's that.
Crossing SSth street esrly one even-
ing recently, I saw a group knotted In
front of a sagging canopy stretching
from the entrsnee to the curb. An
ambulance was waiting and there was
a sprinkle ot those policemen w:th
that knowing manner or asx-me-ir
vou - want - to be-bswled-out. So I
peeked in the foyer. A tipsy lady
waa there. Save for a cop's u4
denly shucked coat, a Oodiva wttn
out a horse. She had. after a lover's
spsl. Jumped seven stories from her
bth a la nature). Hitting the can-
upy, ah bounced until tascued. Hr
u 2 4
OREGON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1934.
Brady, M.D.
answered by Or. Brady It a stamped
Utters should be oriel and wrieteo In
letters received onty a tew can ue. an
ARE TRICKS IN ALL TRADES
of extirpating tonsils Is that too many
Incompetent men are dabbling wnn
lt attempting to employ a technical
method which Is far moje difficult
than a tonsillectomy, without any
proper clinical Instruction b a master
of the method. They buy machine or
gadget and receive a few lessons from
the glib salesman who knowa as mucn
about It Is I know about the publish
ing of a newspaper. Then some luck
less patient comes along and the
doctor experiment on him. and the
patient suffers unpleasant results, and
the doctor, the patient and all their
Immediate friends conclude that this
newfangled diathermy method la no
good.
In the city from which the young
woman writes there are several good
throat specialist who do know, hav
ing deigned to receive proper In
struction under a master of the
method, how to extrlpate tonsils with
diathermy.
I warn readers to beware of the
doctor or specialist who "offers both
methods but advocates surgery." Dia
thermy is surgery, far more difficult
and akllfut surgery than Is the butch
er Job of dissecting, snaring or slic
ing. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Why Fuss?
How Is acidophilus milk made? Lit
erature states that tne milk should
contain at least 100.000.000 viable or
ganisms . . . (O. B.)
Answer Why bring that up? In my
opinion It has no virtues which are
not obtalnsble In ordinary buttermJ.k
or sour milk.
Scenery.
Does not the addition ot chloroform
or cannabis Indlca make your corn
remedy better? (T. S. A.)
Answer I do not think so. The
plain solution of 30 grains of salicylic
acid In one-half ounce of flexiDie col
lodion, painted on corn or callus each
day for a week or so. accomplishes
all that the more beautiful conooc-
tlona can.
(Copyright 1034, John F. DlUe Co.i
. Ed. Note: Readera wishing to
communicate with Dr. Brady
should send letters direct to Dr
William Rrsdy. M. D.. 209 El Ca
mlno. Beverly Hills. Col.
only injury was a wrenched thumb,
showing drunken gentlemen do not
get all the breaks In their falls. ,
New York's shirt have grown a
pale Fasclstl. The reigning shade is
a slatey solid gray only a few tonus
removed from the black shirt. The
atyle is merely a' revival. Fifteen
years ago Lawrence Weber, the the-
atrlonl manager, sported them as well '
as other shirtings of solidly heavy j
colors. It was the period when Eari
Carroll going listless to cure baldness,
ho, ho, was walking the Rlalto with
sn ebony black silk shirt end collar
and & snow white tie.
The shirt-waist evening frock seems
no evanescent hoop-de-doo of the
moment. Such elegantly dressed sty.e
exponent as Doris Duke. Mrs. Byron
Foy. Mrs. Harrison Williams and Mrs
Robert Rubin are constant wearers.
The shirt-waist are usually of old
gold, ailver or rare brocades. Elga-
teen out of 30 well-dressed women on
recent night at the Casino wore
them.
I wish I could shake hands with .
people, murmur a polite nothing, and :
skip on. But I have to keep pumo- i
Ing their arm and mourning asinine
Inanities. The accompnsnea wor.o-
llng shakes hands with a quick firm i
clasp, says "Charmed r and goes sway.
But when they shake hands wltn me
I go Into the history of my entire
fsmlly, give the fundamental reasons
for the World war and the devalue- ;
tlon of the dollar.
(Copyright, 1934. McNaught Syndi
cate, inc.)
In keeping with the time Drugs j
and Toiletries at Cut Prices at jAii-
MIN'S DRUG STORE.
In keeping with the times Dr.igs
end Toiletries at Cut Prices at jAn-
MIN'S DRUG STORE.
SHOES
for MEN
Watch for our ad
announcing the
opening of our new
Shoe Department
for Men . . .
FLORSHEIM
FRIENDLY
FORTUNE
MANN'S
Comment
, on the
Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
ALBERT, king of the Belgians,
Indulging In his favorite sport
ot mountain climbing, seizes a bit of
frost-crumbled rock. It breaks, and
the king Is precipitated down a cliff,
to be found ten noun later stone
dead. 1
His skull, mercifully, had been
fractured. Death, apparently, was In
stantaneous no suffering.
fy THE night of the day when
KJ Albert falls to his death, Leo- j
pold, hla 33-year-old son, vacation
ing In Switzerland with hla 38-year-old
wife, the former Princess Astrld
of Sweden, retires to his bed, wearied
by a day of skiing.
He Is hardly asleep when he la
summoned to the telephone to be in
formed of his father death, which
means that he Is king.
o
NE hour a plain prince enjoying
hand of death, head of a great na
tion, with all the crushing respon
sibility that rulershlp brings.
Things can happen swiftly in thla
world, can't they?
H
OW do you suppose Leopold feels
-
about it? Is he pleased with
the new power that Is his?
Or Is he somewhat appalled by his
new responslbllltales?
How -would YOU feel about It?
HERE is an interesting paragraph,
culled from the news of yester
day:
DOORS fl JaT'CT'eaV jf
open 8 ; r -r u kC A-a?nii- Bek J'-im Phone
mm W
SI
4 - DAYS-
STARTS Tomorrow,
The Power of a Great Love
Story Plus the Charm of
Glorious
Music!
Last
Times
Today
IT'S A
JAMBOREE
OF
PHONE Y FUN
n
ii v .w. mmmrm ei
1 0k- :-
As the world mourned King Al
bert today, hope was expressed In
the capltala of the great powera that
hla death will not disturb the peace
of Europe."
In Europe, about everything that
happena hinges In some way upon
the subject of war.
S PEA KINO of wtr7 we read that
three" nations of Europe, England,
France and Italy, warn Oermany to
keep her .hands off Austria.
Why the warning?
Well, It is feared that If Austria
and Germany go together, they will
be atrong enough to become a men
ace to other European nations. So
the effort is to keep them spart. .
Most of the fighting in Austria
hinges on the same possibility. If
Austria, you see, should go nazl, the
chances are she would Join with nazl
Oermany. 4
IJE SAY, loftily, that there la no
T" chance of our ever being drawn
Into war again because of anything
that would happen In the Old World.
No?
Just what was your reaction to the
atatement given out the other day
by Hlroshll Salto, Japanese ambas
sador to the United States, to the
effect that a "new era" in the friend
ly relations between this country and
Japan would follow relaxation of the
ban on Japanese Immigration to
yourself: "Oh, yes; Japan would feel
friendlier, all right;' but we WOULD
NOT."
nnHE Japanese have a lower stand'
1 ard of living than we. So, when
they come to this country and go
Into competition with us they DRIVE
US OUT, because they can live cheap
er than we can.
We retort by saying: "All right,
if tbat'a the way you're going to act,
PLUS FEATURE SHORT REELS
MATINEE .
EVENING
KIDDIES
32
you can't come here any more.
And that, in It turn, hurt tne
pride of the Japanese. .
'
THE Japs want to come nere Be
cause they can moke a better
living here than they can at home.
We won't let them because we re
fuse to compete with their low stan
dard of living.
It is thus, you see, that wars get
started.
These things that hurt people's
pride have been going on In Europe
for thousands of years. That goes
a. long way toward explaining why It
Is easy to START a war In Europe
and so terribly Sard to keep one from
getting started.
OGLE CONFIRMED AS
LAKEVIEW REGISTER
WASHINGTON, Feb. 33. (AP) The
senate today connrmed Clarence Ogle
as register of the Lakeview, Ore., land
office.
EVERY
SATURDAY
IN GOOD OLD
J'VILLE
Where the New Deal
. Shuffles till 2 A. M.
Saturday
5c
35c
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