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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1933.
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Prohibition, a "noble experiment."
that in made a fizzle and farce by
politicians, ends today. The experi
ment will now be to determine If
Man la able to use any horsesense
with a bottle of whlakey. Thla la
aomethlng beyond hla ken, In all the
yeara since he lived In a cave and
uk1 a tiger skin for an overcoat.
Many have grave doubts that he will
now. The legal whiskey will not be
much different from the moonshine,
except that It will tear out the lining
of the stomach In a less noticeable
and more cheerful manner. The state
will take the profits on the hard
liquor. Like the gasoline trust, they
will extend no "tick." This may cause
an Increase In the number of shoe
less kids, and empty cupboards,
thanks to the aforementioned poli
ticians, and their damnable tricks to
gHln and retain power. About IB
months of unbridled and unsaddled
drinking, and Orcgonlana will again
be staggering to the polls, to vote dry.
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There Is much cussing of lawyers
since the Ban Jose, Calif,, and the
St. Joseph, Mo lynchlngs. This
proves anew that a lawyer la no
earthly use, except when you need
him. .
TIIK OI.D-FARIHONED FAINT
(Pendleton Kant Oregonlnn)
Sunday night when within a
abort distance of La Qrande, the
stage upset In a ditch. Miss Ipha
Bryaon, a sister or Mrs. O. C.
Aubrey, of Pendleton, waa very
much frightened and became un
conscious and remained so some
length of time, but recovered and
was found to he uninjured.
(SO Yra. Ago col.)
Dock Robinson has returned from
th. north, and is once-more causing
the fair sex to forget 0. Oable, and i
other pretty boys of the films. Dock I
Is a he-Mae West.
The dollar everybody la chasing
with grim determination and persis-1
lency, is we Morgsn dollar.' aitaat
the Wall St. dollar." Thla makes the I
dollar quite repugnant, and fit for
speedy burial in the backyard, as
many are doing.
YOti'HK NOT TELLING I'S
(Cincinnati Imqulrer)
The greatest enemy of the
American people la the catch
phrase. Too lar.y to study and
Inform ourselves regarding many
public problems of great conse
quence, we often become the vic
tims of catch phrases which dis
tort rather than epltomlre the
essential truth,
It looks like both Ctov. Rotph and
At Smith would displace the weather,
aa something hsndy to condemn.
Keat to the tuning Industry, coun
try sausage U the Joy and delight of
this region. Under the New Deal, It
Is subject to a Process Tan, and what
ever your politics may be, this Is get
ting regulation down to a fine point.
All the rank and file can do 1s hope
for the best, and not eat any sausage
from the country that Is not under
the NRA. All the city sausage has a
Blue Eagle in It.
CLEAR Alt Mi ll
(Montrlalr, N. J.. Nexs)
Shall the act entitled "An act
to amend an act entitled "An act
to emend an act entitled "An act
for suppressing vice and Immor
ality" (Revision), approved March
twenty-seventh, one thousand
eight hundred and seventy-four,"
which amendment waa approved
February twenty-eighth, one
thousand eight hundred and
ninety-three," be adopted?
"CHAniVAHI victim wii.i. nr.
COVER." (Del Norte TtlDllcatei Just !
llmpliiK through the honeymoon, due
to a group of friendly fiends.
A Carman police dog belonging to
H. p. Denton of Uttlefleld, Tex., re-
turned after being mining for two
years.
Thieves stole the car of W. C. W
ren of Sudan. Tex., and used his
courtesy eerd In It to run' up a SO
f aeollna bill.
Ma a,
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What Is Really Going On ?
A T the present time what is really going on, under the surface
politically t Well in brief a new political party is being
formed. It is or if things continue to go on as they have been
it is going to be a Roosevelt Progressive party. The dream
of the late Theodore Roosevelt, shattered by the World War,
is to be realized by his nephew five or is it six times removed.
YS that's the present trend, UNQUESTIONABLY. The
A announcement that Senator Glass of Virginia, has, as a
newspaper publisher never signed the N. R. A. code, and Is now
preparing a rip-snorting speech against the Roosevelt adminis
tration when he returns to the senate, merely renders the over
whelming evidence a little more conclusive.
President Roosevelt's New Deal has driven a wedge deeply
into the "inards" of both major political parties. Conservative
Democrats are as strongly opposed to the essentials of this New
Deal, as are conservative Republicans. In fact the former are
making far more noise about it
WE find the peppery Carter Glass, joining the wisecracking
Al Smith j we find such majnstays of the Democratic party
as Barnpy Baruch, giving lip service at least to the party insiir
gents. We have Republicans like Reed of Pennsylvania and
Wadsworth of New York,' sharpening their knives to assist in
the same major operation, and
that party solidly behind them.
Unless there is a radical change in tlio political tide, such a
process can bring only one result the formation of a new party,
a liberal Progressive party, under Roosevelt, opposed by a Con
servative party, drawing its support about equally from the
ranks of the old democratic and republican parties.
WILL there be such a change! Will THIS Progressive
movement evontually end as the Bull Moose movement
ended, as a flash in the pan, will the conservative Democrats
return to their party at the next presidential election, as the
progressive Republicans returned in 1916 and 1920T
It all depends upon future developments. What happens at
the coming session of congress, will prove a very important fac
tor. If the congress goes far to the left, and thus forces the
I administration to take a strong stand against free silver and
fiat money, for example, there is strong likelihood, that the
jdemocratio ranks, as a whole will stand firm, for sound money
i is essentially a conservative desideratum,
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P congress DOESN'T, if the monetary issue should not be
A come vital, and if the Roosevelt program of a planned econ
omy, SHOULD, then, as we see it, nothing can prevent the fipal
and fundamental break. The two old parties will pass out of
the picture and two new parties will be formed.
Wo rather hope the latter eventuality comes to pass. For
then we would have two REAL parties, both natural ORGANIC
units, representing two diametrically opposed schools of thought,
with a membership representing genuine political convictions;
, instead of two memberships hopelessly scrambled, united alone
(by outworn tradition, and two meaningless party labels.
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! The Rose Bowl Game
SO "Coloombia" will play Stanford at the Pasadena Rose Bowl
New Year's day for the national football title.
riie title however will be very mythical, this year. For in
spite of comparative scores, which mean very littlo in football
compilations, no one believes that Columbia is the strongest
football team in the East, and we don't believe Stanford is the
strongest football team in the West.
So as far as the national title is concerned the result on New
Year's day will not be conclusive. Both teams have been de
feated, Columbia by Princeton and Stanford by Washington.
If we were to choose a decisive East-West college game with
the national title at stake we would put Princeton against
Southern California. Thero is no doubt of the Tigers' eastern
supremacy i and whilo the Trojans were tied by 0. S. C. and
beaten by Stanford, we are still of the opinion, that to date,
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Howard Jones has the strongest football team on the coast.
WITH Princeton refusing to
' trojttns nn "oici story
he Coltimbis-Stiuiford contest
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"id me Raino on xNcw year s promises to Be a gooti one, Detween
two of the leading colleges in the country, with similar athletic
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inn academic siannanis.
f$ the face or things, Stanford should win in our opinion
rather easily. For Columbia was not only beaten by
Princeton, "0-0, and barely nosed out Cornell, far from strong
this year, by a field goal; but in the Rose Bowl any eastern
team ('lays under a severe handicap. There is not only the long
train journey, but there is the lack of proper outdoor practice,
in the cold eastern climate before the departure and the transfer
to California's greatly advertised sunshine, which usually means
a mercury nt 70 or above in Tasadcna, AFTER.
Under such conditions no eastern team can do itself justice.
The climatic let-down and the long train trip are worth at least
two touchdowns to the California contestant, playing in its
natural habitat.
However football is notoriously uncertain, and the easterners
may spring a surprise. At any rate for football fans who want a
final fillip to their 1P33 football Reason, a seat in the Rose Bowl,
as usual, will undoubtedly bo well worth the trip.
Comment
on the
Day's News
lly 1H VNK JLNKIN9.
lONTINOINQ the reminiscence of
""" ""' led In this column
yesterday:
Along about 1809, w. O. Smith,
who was then running th. Evening
Herald, In Klamath Falls, took a
rather decisive step. He put tin eight-
hour dsy Into effect In his shop.
Before that time, printers had been
wrrklnj most any sort or hours neces
sary to get out the paper.
than the latter.
with the conservative element of
como west however, and with
in Hie nose uowi loiirnnniem,
represents a lotrical comnromisc.
... .
MOST of them liked he new de
parture, but NOT ALL.
W. O. came down to the shop one
evening and found one of his printers,
sn oldish, gray-haired man, sitting on
a stool before th. cas "throwing In"
type.
"What era you doing down her. at
thla time of night?" he asked. "Don't
you know we're working only eight
hours now?" Th. printer apologised.
"Shucks," he said, "I didn't have any
thing els. to do, and I'd rather work
than do nothing."
But W. O. Isn't the sort to put his
hand to the plow and then turn back.
So he shooed him out of Ih. shop,
telling him that eight hours Is enough
or anybody to work.
Then, in all probability, he turned
Personal Health Service
By William
Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene not to dis
ease diagnosis or treatment, will he annwered by Dr. Ilrady If a stamped
teif-aridrefiKed envelo)e Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In
Ink. Owing to tile large number of letters received only a few can be an
swered. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instructions.
Address Dr. William Ilrady, i6s El Camlno, Beverly Hills, Cal,
SO BANANAS
A large part of the printed propa
ganda that cornea in the mall day by
day la subsidized medical or health
propaganda. That it. the ldeaa pro
moted In the het-
f"y w--s-iT'1 erogeneoua mass
of pamphlets, re
prints or papers
that have been
published in
health or other
scientific or tech
nical magazines,
books and spec
ial letters, are
Ideas calculated
to sell someone's
goods. That In
terested person or
firm has appro
priated a sum to employ a research
worker, or In some Instances the In
terest founds a research Institution
or supports a fellowship In some
university or other Institution. Enuf
sed to make It clear that I, miserable
lowbrow that I am, take all this In
struction with a large grain of salt.
I have noticed that if the teacher
pays lor your Instruction It Is quite
likely to be for the benefit of the
teacher, whereas, If you pay for It
yourself or get It at your own cost.
It Is likely to be sound and helprul
to you.
From today's mall I gleaned a
pamphlet of imposing appearance. It
purports to be from Columbia uni
versity. It bears.the title "The Nutri
tive Value of the Banana.' -
Now for years I have been feebly
squawking about the value of the ba
nana In thf ordinary family dietary.
I have been advising mothers to be
gin feeding the baby well ripened ba
nana when the baby Is four months
old. I have taught, and many par
ents have found that suitable ration
of banana solves the problem of con
stipation and also restores good di
gestion and good health to many
puny, undernourished, sickly Infants.
And so on.
Now It appears that some research
worker at the university has discov
ered some of these facts about ba
nana. So the university gets out a
fine big pamphlet and circulates It
widely. I don't know who stands the
expense of all this. Surely not Co
lumbia university.
In acknowledgement of my own ad
vocacy of bananas as a staple In the
dietary one Importer once sent me
barrel of bananas, I am credibly
informed, but the boys In the prow
room sniffed the barrel and I never
got a sniff of the contents. Gosh,
and how I like peanuts, too. Yet for
In and worked till about midnight
himself. That's an editor for you.
4
NOTE: "Shucks" Isn't the word the
printer used. No printer ever
uses a word as mild aa that.
n
BUT to go on with W. O. and his
eight-hour day.
He came down to the office a few
days later, this time early In the
morning, and there was this same
printer sitting on the stool at bis
case and working away with a will.
"What the ," W. O. exploded.
"Didn't I shoo you out of this shop
the other night when you were work
ing after hours? Now I come down
aSid find you working before hours.
What sort of bird are you?"
Again the printer apologized. "1
came down town early," he ssld, "and
Just simply couldn't find anything to
do till 8 o'clock."
AT THIS POINTS Nate Otfnrbeln ex
plained privately that In those
unregenerate days the saloons opened
early and gave a free drink to the
first customer through the door.
There were reasons then, you see.
for getting down early.
PLANT A FILBERT ORCHARD
Assure a Good Income
From an orchard FREE FROM PESTS and DISEASES
More than TWENTY MILLION pound of Filberts are Imported annll-
My . . There Is room for 00 PERCENT EXPANSION of the Industrvl
PHONE 851-R-2 or See W. B. BARNUM
9 Miles South on Pacific lllghwav, Medford, for
"NI T PLANTING Ol inE"
CARLTON NURSERY CO.
Carlton, Oregon
Sec display of Rogue River Valley grown Brix Nut Filberts
In Copco Window.
'uinniiiiiiiitiiiiiiinniiiM
l, 02. pepper
8 oz. pepper
Looz at fie
You use a iot
hilling
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Brady, M.D.
ARE GOOD FOOD?
all my recommendations of peanuts
as good, wholesome, economical
nourishing food, I've never received
a peanut and wouldn't think or say
any more about peanuts if I did.
One of the conclusions this Colum
bia research presents Is so much
hooey. In my Judgment. It says:
"The low content of protein In
the fresh pulp makes It an ex
cellent means of Increasing caloric
value in diets without increasing
protein Intake (for example) In
nephritic diets."
This implies that diet In nephritis
(Brlght's disease) must contain only
a limited amount of protein. There
Is no scientific ground for the as
sumption. But then, the man who
conducted this great research on the
banana is not a physician and so
could not be expected to know. How
ever, I still recommend liberal um
of ripe raw banana In the diet of
Infant, child and adult, especially for
malnutrition, constipation and colitis.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Is Beer Fattening?
I am nearly 40 and nearly if not
quite fat. Please tell me whether I
will grow fatter If I take a bottle of
beer as a bedtime snack each even
ing. My husband laughs at the Idea
and takes his beer regularly, yet
hasn't a scrap of fat on him . . .
Mrs. T. P.
Answer A bottle of beer is an in
definite quantity. Seldom more than
three-fourths of a pint In these par
lous times. If we concede that the
beer contains 3.2 alcohol and that
the alcohol Is oxidized and utilized
by the body as fuel or food, a bottle
of beer may be counted as yielding
approximately 176 calories. That Is
approximately what you get from half
a pint, a large glassful of milk. Such
an addition to a maintenance ration
would bring about a gain of a pound
a month If regularly followed. 1
don't know, but I estimate one would
have to walk two miles to burn up
that much energy. Ain't It a shame?
Honey or Sugar.
Has honey any merits over can
sugar or corn syrup or maple syrup?
W. H. M.
Answer Not In nutritive value, di
gestibility or suitability in metabol- j
ism. However, honey Is Just as
wholesome as the other Items If one
like the taste of It.
(Copyright, 1933, John P. Dllle Co.) j
Ed Note: Readers wliblnr to
communicate with Dr. Brady
mould send letters direct to Dr.
William Brady. M. I, !65 El Ca
mlno, Beverly Hills. CaJl
IN CASE you don't know, a "case" la
the box. divided up into various
compartments, In which type Is kept.
In the old days, type was set by
hand, each letter being taken out
of Its own particular box and aet
up in a line. After the type was
used, each letter had to be put back
by hand. This process waa known as
"throwing In."
Now type la set by machines, each
of which costs as much as a good
quarter section of lend, with a bouse
and barn on It, used to.
Not only that, but they're getting
out a machine that will aet type by
wire, so that an operator In New York
will set the type right here In The
Mall Tribune office.
The world does move.
N
ATE was In a garrulous mood the
other night.
..ENDS
a Cold
Sooner
PROVED BY 2 GENERATION?
costs tjou
costs you If)?1 P
saving.
of pepper
cvenj month.
"W. O. used to have a fellow col
lecting money for him' he babbled
on. "I was down In the shop one
morning, and this collector rushed In
and crowded a lot of money onto me.
'Here,' he said, Hake this and give
It to W. O. when he comes down.'
"What's to prevent you from hang
ing around a while and giving It to
W. O. yourself when he comes down?"
I asked.
" 'Hell,' he said, with a tone pf re
lief in hla voice, 'I've lost it three
times In a poker game already, and I
want to get rid of It before I lose It
again.' "
Those must truly have been great
days.
N
ATE, himself, horned Into the
newspsper business back In
those days.
It was down at MerrlU. The news
paper cost him the vast sum or $50.
ho confesses, and when he came to
more In and take possession be found
that this sum included rent for three
months.
BOY! How tiroes have changed? In
these days, It takes about all the
money In the world to get into the
newspaper business, and when you
get In you have so much Invested
that you can't sleep nights.
Still, newspapers DID go broke
pretty frequently In those days,
whereas now they have developed a
considerably greater degree of sta
bility. As Emerson says, there's compensa
tion in all things.
The sharp rise in the. price of wool
has made It profitable to glean Texas
sheep ranches of the wool of animals.
that died last winter.
The orchid, aristocrat nf flnr.
requires at least seven yeara to bloom! '
2 More Big Features
Starting Tomorrow -Wednesday
SPECTACLE
2,000 fear-crazed buffalos stampeding across the plains
1,000 war-painted Indians attacking a wagon train
SPECTACLE
the fortune , hunter's rush into the buffalo country
spectaclje i ::: jTs; " ;
the red man's rebellion against the white man's invasion
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RANDOLPH SCOTT
JUDITH ALLEN
HARRY CAREY
Oil (TED rDARRE
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TWO BIO PICTURES DAILY
FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
Ah
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with PAUL LUKAS, LEILA HYAMS and GEORGE E. STONE
LAST TIMES TODAY
"THE WHITE WOMAN" with CHARLES LAUGHT0N-CAR0LE LOMBARD
"SKYWAY" with KATHRYN CRAW0RD RAY WALKER
Flight 'oTime
(Medford and Jackson County
HlHtory From the Files of The
Mull Tribune of 20 and 10 Years
Afio.)
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
December 5, 1923.
(It was Wednesday.)
Postmaster makes plea for people
to mall Christmas packages early.
County court decides to turn down
application of transient folks for gas
oline. Chasing the DeAutremont brothers
cost the county $371.
City lots to be restored to sale,
council orders.
President Cooltdge opposes soldier
bonus.
Portland' hit by wind and rain;
sunshine In the valley.
Efficiency expert who addressed the
CofC forum departs without hla suit
case, and asks to have It sent to
him.
.TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
December S, 1013,
(It was Thursday.)
James Whitcomb Riley, beloved
American poet, moves to Florida.
DAD DYNGE'S
DANCE
Wednesday Night, Oriental Gardens
Music by Dynge's Bed Coats; Playing Latest Hits
Men 25c Ladies 10c
1 1
! I
Dance Every Wednesday and Saturday
s 11 g T7,. '-.sWiftfSBS
A Paramount Picture
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17 C E O Y V
t aw m
"SING SINNERS SING"
From the Brilliant Story by
where It is hoped the mild climate
will restore his falling health.
A boy who atole a horse, and was
paroled, and then robbed his em
ployer, la sent to the reform school.
Doctor Told Her
HowToLose Fat
Feels 100 Better
"Am happy to 'say I've used Kru
schen for 3 months on my doctor s ad
viceI've lost 29 lbs. and my health
Is much Improved In every way. Be
fore I went to my doctor I was un
able to walk 3 blocks without puffing
like a steam engine now I can walk
a mile and not reel It. I feel 100
better thanks to my doctor and your
salta." Mrs. Rose Olllesple. Farmlns-
dale, L. I. , .
To lose fat safety ana nvn.w-
tkv a half tIUinOOnfUl Of
Krusche'n In a glass of hot water In
the morning oeiore onwaiui.
miss a morning a Jar that lasts 4
weeks costs not mors than 85c but
don't take chances be sure It's Kru
jchen you health comes first get It
at Woods Drug Co.. or any drugstore
In America. If not Joyfully satisfied
after the first Jar money back.
ii-i-i.t A.pc dour Kkin and
nlnslinl riiarin swiftly come
A '...... Hn Ink. the little
V clallv (lose of Kruschen Ras,
er aridity and constipation van-
ish.
Wilson Collison
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