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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFOltl), OREGON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1933.
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By Annul Perry
The return of bard liquor will nec
essitate the appointment of "Juve
nile control officers to safeguard mln.
era," and, It is expected that the
special session of the legislature, 'U1
do something about It. The legisla
ture, in It wisdom, If any, should
appoint Paw and Maw, the juvenile
control officers, as the state police,
city polloe, sheriff, district attorney,
and constable, will be too busy ies
aCm TernVvn. in
luge of hootch. '
;
College . .indent, glorying In the
mlstc'l pride of Communists, floo
lailaia.', itwl other brands of "parlor
pinks," have taken a leading pert in
the recent agricultural atrlkes that
resulted In several deaths and muoh
loss of property to say nothing ot
the loss In farmers' Incomes. (Lodl,
Calif., Sentinel). In this connection,
slty of Oregon student, who recently
advertised that he had lost his copy
of "Soviet America," has found it. :
The Irish Coleman boy has been
officially designated aa John Russell
Coleman. The monicker tickles three
uncles and a Orandpaw. It la not
thought the young man when he
grows up will part his name In the
middle, and be J. Russell Coleman,
sq.
I waa for Mr. Roosevelt before elec
tion, but I cannot stand for hit pres
ent program, and I am not ashamed
to state that he hasn't measured up
to my anticipations. (Eugene Reg.
later-auard). However, thla private
disgust la no grounds for impeach
ment of the President. The eontl
. ment expressed, Is entertained by any
number of Hoover-cussers, who had
the notion that a Democratic pro
mise waa equivalent to a new 1034
Bulck In the garage. It seems some
of the Idolatry la rubbing off.
Enthusiasm for bowling contlnuea
among those who require some sort
of an excuse to get away from home
nights.
SATURDAY'S. GAME
The University of Oregon-Trojan
game next Saturday at Los Angeles
promises to cause considerable agony
In these parts. Prom the present
outlook, this city wlU be the Agony
Cspltol ot the state, for the after
noon. Most of the fretting will be
for the coach, Instead of the .Oregon
team. A community cannot give a
coach 8 or 10 watches, for good work,
and not worry about htm. when he
runs into a crisis, aa most certainly
he will next Saturday.
A Pacific Coast championship la at
atake. This is the first time such
an honor has roosted on Oregon sines
1010. The first year Csptaln John J.
McEwan coached at Old Oregon, he
put in a boast aa National Champ
Ion. The claim was based on defeat
of Unfleld. Pacific, Willamette, and
Albany College, and tie games with
OSO. and Washington. The same was
tsken seriously In the East, until a
report waa filed on the opposition
that Coach McEwan had encounter
ed. He was Immediately demoted
from some pumpklna to small po
tatoes. The current coach would
never think of exposing so much gall.
The Portland sports writers labored
long telling how good the Captain
was, and explaining the huge scores
rolled up against him.
We here and now make the pretl
tlon that Oregon will defeat the Tro
jans, rain or shine, hot or cold. The
final score will be 10 to 7, or IS to
7. Mr. Mllllgan will kick a field goal,
and Mr. Oe will score a touchdown,
maybe two, for Oregon. The Tro
jan will collect a touchdown, but Mr.
Warburton will not make It. That
field goal will be the margin of vic
tory. If Mr. Warburton ahould get
loose The score at the end of the
first hslf will be 10-0 In favor ot
Oregon. The prognostications a r
based on the tact that Oregon has
lost Its traditional Inferiority com
plex, and, that Oregon football play
era are now selected for their grid
Iron ability, instead ot thslr social
graces, and fraternity ho'um member
hip. Don't anybody bet money on
abov guessing. Ths writer wont
van thougfe approximately correct.
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The First Break
THE resignation of Secretary
tion was not accepted, everyone knows, that the secretary of
the treasury will never return.
The truth is that while Secretary Woodin ' loyalty and
affection for his "chief" are undiminished, he does not sub
scribe to the administration's present monetary policy, and
never has. Woodin is a dyed-in-the-wool, sound money advo
cate, and while he willingly acquiesced in what the President
has done, both in abandoning the gold standard, and establish
ing the gold purchase bureau he believed in neither.
There is no doubt that under-sccretary Achcson shared
Woodin 's views. So for the President to secure a treasury
department in absolute harmony with his adopted fiscal pro
gram, it was necessary for both officials to step out.
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KJOMINALLT Henry Morgenthau, will only be "under sec-
' retary," while Woodin enjoys his "leave of absence" in
Arizona, but actually Morgenthau will be the Secretary of the
Treasury, and he will undoubtedly remain in that position, as
long as the administration's program, works out successfully.
If it fails then Morganthau will be the goat, and will bo re
placed by someone who will
an attack on a solu'isn of the
from another angle. '
Morganthau will not complain. He knows the precise char
acter of his present. role, and is
if subsequent developments so
lIOT the least of the remarkable qualities of the President,
is his ability to secure and hold, the fanatical loyalty and
devotion of his followers. Morganthau LITERALLY believes
the President "can dosno wrong." . A Vast majority of the
President's official family, feel
leads they willingly follow, even
This spirit in the administration is certainly one of the
President's greatest assets, and
a source of inspiration to the
There are scores of "Morganthaus" willing at any time to
be thrown overboard, and left
that by so doing, there is a better chance of the ship of state
keeping its course, and with their chosen chief on- the bridge,
arriving in port safely. 4
Yes, It's a Big "If"
IP and it's a big "if" Oregon should defeat Southern Cali-
fornia in Los Angeles Saturday, the victory will deserve
l - pmethmg more than a banner
suuniion Bianas, a Trojan aeteat, ana an Urcgon victory
would be nothing short of an overthrow of California's super
iority complex for at least a decade, a humiliation from which
we don't believe our self-assured neighbors to the south would
ever recover.
After reading over the California reports, of the past few
days, one gets a very clear idea
jj,ere
They admit it was a mistake to place Oregon as merely
a "breather" for Southern California, between Stanford' and
Notre Dame they don't deny the bewhiskered moss-backs to
the north have a strong team but such a thing as a defeafat
the hands of this poor relation, simply isn't in their calculations.
CTANFORD defeated the Trojans but then Stanford is in
& CALIFORNIA. Stanford may bo beaten by U. of C. in
the "big game" but then BERKELEY is in California."
The idea that anything IN California, can really be beaten
by anything in OREGON well, that's simply one of those
things that can't be done that AREN'T done! The very ideal
Absurd. Absurd, etc., etc. I
Oregon will be knocked over of course probably by four
or five touchdowns, and then the only problem will be to decide
what team in California will be chosen for the national champ
ionship in the Rose Bowl.
117ELL frankly, it looks that way. Not an ' overwhelming
" viotory for the Trojans, but a certain one. We doubt
if there is a football expert in the country who will give Ore
gon a chance to win, BEFORE the game. v
But sometimes the experts are mistaken. Sometimes even
the rank and file are mistaken. There was that historio battle
botween David and Goliath for example, with the prevailing
odds at least a thousand to one against the former.
But LiP David and hi sling-shot came through. Perhaps
Prink Callison and Bernie Hughes will come through.
And if they do Oh Boy! Nothing then for the "Big Bad
Wolf" to do, but annex Eugene, as Crater Lake was annexed,
many years ago !
Communications
Rabbit Ret-Up fxplalned.
To the Editor:
At thla time I wish to correct some
misleading rumors, concerning the
American Fur Growers' Association
co-operative marketing plan, and th
forthcoming rabbit show next June.
Th American Pur Growers' Asso
ciation, Inc., has over 3000 members,
and la strictly non-profit sharing
organisation.
It la nation-wide In Its activities.
Only rabbit growers of Integrity are
invited to Join.
It absolutely has no room for th
chlseler or price cutter. Th organi
sation Is 100 per cent NRA. Further
more the local branch pays cash twlo
a month for all live, healthy rabbit.
Our plant manager. Mr. Peck, on
Loaler lane, la ready at all tlmea to
receive rabbits, and I am ready to
help the angora wool rabbit men
with th problem w an confronted
with now.
As regards the rabbit show In June,
Mr, O. O. Althouse has been appoint
ed chairman with full authority by
th chamber of commerce commute
on th Jubilee celebration of the birth
of the stat of Oregon.
All Judges for the rabbit show an
going to be men who are qualified
by their Judging at prevloua ahowa.
and who will show no partiality to
any local breeder. In order for
breeder to win a ribbon or cup. he will
''v to product prlr-wlnning stock.
F. O. FINDLBr.
Medlord. Nov. 14.
Woodin marks the first break
represent a NEW "new deal
national financial problem,
not only willing, but charmed,
demand, to make the sacrifice.
the same. Where the "chief
if to their own political death
regardless of party, should be
entire country.
to their dismal fate, if convinced
on the sport page. For as the
of the football psychology down
She Would Be Aahsmed.
To th Editor:
In an article In your paper, Mr.
Bowman rave about the school
teacher being th "forgotten man."
Vea, I'll say he Is th forgotten man
all right Juat th asms a our county
officers and other public servant are
forgotten. Soneon forgot to reduce
their wage when they should be.
My husband, who has worked at every
opportunity, haa earned $185 the last
six months, which Isn't quit as much
as Mr, Bowman receives for one
month's salary.
If I were th county official and
other who haven't had their salaries
reduced a cent durln; th last four
yesrs, I would be ashamed to walk
down Main street. I would sneak
around through th back alleys to
keep out of sight ot the taxpayers
who ar trying to rals a family, pay
their debt and taxes on one-fourth
th Income thst their public servants
rclr. Tour respectfully,
MR8. A. L. R.
(Name on file )
Poefs Want Code
For Hours, Wages
WASHlNOTOlT, Nor. 18 (AP)
And now a new cod for th poet
and poetesses.
It was filed with th NRA by Carl
A. Cuevaa of Washington, president
of th poet lauraat leagu. It would
keep th poet from working th
mus mora than U hour week
Th poet, not th muse, would be
guaranteed a minimum weekly wae
of 1100: If the rhymes were svndl-
cated. th minimum would be $200.
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M.D.
tfifoeo letters pertaining Co personal aeait. and aygiene cot to duv
dlafiiuel or treatment, wui oe answered oy or dud) u ftampeo
elf-addreaaed enrelop w enclosed, utters inuold De artel sue written in
ink. Owlnj to the larce oumhei or letter, rweired only a is can oe ans
wered bere. No reply can be made to quenea not conforming Uj Instructions
address Ol William Brady 268 E camino. tfeeerley Hills Cat
WHEN A FOREIGN BO
Last year we quoted here the ex
cellent practical advice given by the
late Dr. George W. Boot In the event
that you know
or fear a child
has swallowed a
coin or other for
eign body. Here
It U again:
"Have the child
eat a good-sized
bowl o f mixed
vegetables cab
bage, green beans
and celery. The
vegetables should
not be cooked
soft, and should
be swallowed with little If any mas
tication. Wash them down with
little water if necessary. Olve no
laxative."
In a case where a seven year old
child accidentally swallowed a silver
quarter dollar and the X-rays taken
from day to day showed the coin In
the stomach where It tarried till the
tenth day. Indeed the surgeons had
commenced to close In on the scene
when the family doctor bethought
himself to confer with Dr. Boot. Just
twelve hours after Dr. Boot's Instruc
tions had been carried out the coin
passed naturally and easily.
Now In Dr. Boot's' day It would
have been oh, I don't know how the
old timers would have regarded It,
but they had no bananas then any
way. Today It would be quite proper
and "Indicated" to add to the bowl
of chopped vegetables some ripe
banana or rather to let the child
have the banana to eat as a dessert
and reward after the bowl of vege
tables. Better clip the Instructions and
paste In the medicine chest or the
scrap book. I shall have no copies
to distribute to the readers who neg
lect this.
An Important caution: NEVER per
mit the child to receive & physic.
Nelghboorhood Salreygamps are quite
Ukbly to urge castor oil or rather ca
thartic or laxative. It la as danger
ous to give a physic In such circum
stances as It Is In the presence of
acute Inflammation in the abdomen.
In most cases buttons, o"'ns, whis
tles swallowed by Infants (V children
pass through the alimentary traot
within 48 hours without causing any
trouble,
A dentist 83 years old who say&
he Is 80 physiologically and the
youngest man of his age In his city
of 200,000 population, offers the
method that has never failed nlm
when patients accidentally swallowed
sharp object such as parts of den
tures, plates, glass, a tack, etc. He
requires such perrons to swallow rav
eling threada from 1 to 3 inches
long, In apple sauce, In sufficient
quantity to thoroughly enwrap the
article. Enough of the threads to
make a ball the size of a horse chest
nut will suffice to so enwrap a
crown tooth with pivot. The foreign
body when passed from the Intestines
will resemble a cocoon more finely
wound than It could be wound by
hand. A sieve will be necessary to
recover the foreign body, otherwise it
may easily escape recognition.
As some of you old timers well
know, my Inclination Is to pooh-pooh
any pretentions of mere dentists to
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W oe of big fleet owner
Tbaf. th fj know tire
They Verage 30 mor.
total.c during the fall.
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Medford Service Station
"YOUR TIRE SHOP-'-C. C. FURNAS.
Main nd Pacific Highway.
MANUFACTURED ON THE PACIFIC COAST
DY IS SWALLOWED
medical wisdom, but In view of the
soundness and the effectiveness of Dr.
Boot's advice aa quoted above I feel
that this singular suggestion of Dr.
C. Francis Bliven of Worcester Is
worthy of broadcasting. In my Judg
ment there la no objection to the
swallowing of the threads as the
good den tor directs, what do I mean
den tor? Well, If I said the good
doctor you might not know whether
I referred to the physician Dr. Boot
or the dentist Dr. Bliven, ' so I use
the more precise term, that's all. Any
dentist who resents thedesignation
may retort as he sees fit, and I'll
print his retort here If he makes his
Identity known to me.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Is Zat So?
, . . Mv cousin. Mr. nf
advised me to write to you as he was
crouDiea witn appendicitis and has
been cured by your method, without
operation . . . (Mrs. R.)
Answer I wish your cousin would
Inform me about my method. When
I had fLnnPniitfltlal T mam t
dergo operation Immediately. That Is
biio umy retuonaoiy saie treatment for
appendicitis, In my Judgment.
Tlm to Tilm Up
I am 44 years old and have always
been rather stout, but In the past
few months I seem tn h (TtvtuMnr.
icu corporation ana I feel like a
poisoned pup . . . (R. c. T.)
Answer Time to give the easy
chair a chance to recuperate while
you adopt a schedule of exercise.
There Is nothing better than daily
Walk IniT. If VOU can't utfnrA thae .
few minutes a day practicing the
Last Brady Symphony will do good.
Send a dime (no stamps) and a
stamped envelooe hnnrinff vau ad
dress and ask for It. Ladles and
gentlemen oast 35 whn fMi fh.m.
selves slipping, going stale, getting
prematurely old, ought to take a
while at the Regeneration Regimen.
This Is another booklet, and costs
another dime (coin, not stamps), and
a. e.
insulin for Skinny Wights
Yesterdav I Was Jturnrlu hv a
doctor that my urine test was nega-
nu ana mat therefore the insulin
treatment would not benefit me. I
am 6 feet 3 inches t-.ii nni f.ii;
only 140 pounds . . . (O. P.. S.)
Answer Obviously the doctor does
not understand the uaa nf in.,,nn
the purpose of enabling underweight
...ut.iuunia to accumulate needed
weight and strength. The unique
test has nothing whatvni tA
with It. .
Kd Note: Readers .vt8hl)iR to
communicate with Dr. Urhdj
Mould send letters direct to Or.
William Brady, M. u.. 26ft El Ca
mino, Beverl Htlls. UauU
Name Tax Advlsnr
WASHINGTON. Hnv ihidi
Prof. H. M. Groves of the University
of Wisconsin, a supporter of former
Governor Philip LaFollette, ,has been
named chief tax advisor to bh tr-n.
ury.
Mrs. Wulch In iinu ni
Violet Walch Of Ahlanrt unrtrnt
an operation at the Community hos
pital here last night, ,
r'uer
ncw r ''r '
an tk:rra 1
Mileage
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Comment
on the
Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS.
SECRETARY ICKES is reported to
have said that Oregon, California
and Washington are far ahead of
many other states and regions In the
way of allotments of public money,
If they are. Southern Oregon hasn't
heard of it yet. We're still wonder
ing' what public works money looks
like.
THE FARM STRIKE, we read, flares
anew In the middle west.
Too bad. The need for Intelligent
action to relieve the troubles of agri
culture is so great, and this Ill-starred
farm strike Is so very far indeed from
being Intelligent action.
AS TO the farm strike, Louis J. Ta
ber, master of the National
Grange, which la In session at Boise,
says In his opening address:
"We can not criticise those who
use honorable means to preserve the
equity In their farms and homes, but
the Grange believes there Is a better
method than strikes, violence or
bloodshed In the settlement, of farm
difficulties.
"The power of organization and co
operation can, if properly used, cor
rect the basic inequalities against
which tillers of the soil rebel."
That Is plain language.
WHAT are these basic Inequalities
against which tillers of the boh
rebel?
This, In a nutshell, Is the situation:
Prices of what the farmer has to sell
are low, while prices of what the
farmer has to BUY are relatively high.
So, you see, the farmer is robbed in
the exchange.
4
WHAT can be done about It?
Well, as National Master Taber
says, "the power of organization and
co-operation can, If PROPERLY USED,
correct these basic inequalities."
Agriculture's troubles are due pri
marily to a surplus of agricultural
products. If all the farmers in the
United States would agree VOLUN
TARILY to limit their production
until demand catches up with sup
ply, the ills of agriculture would soon
be cured, and there would be no need
for vast farm relief programs.
4
A MERICAN recognition of Soviet
Russia is believed to be near.
Perhaps you don't like the Idea
Many people don't. Because of the
idea of "recognition" of Russia is
not particularly popular in this coun
try, President Roosevelt is sold to
be moving much more slowly toward
It than would otherwise be the case
President Roosevelt, wisely enough,
does not believe In flying in the face
of public opinion. Successful leaders
CAN'T fly In the face of public opin
ion. PATH FINDER
Superiwlst Cord Tire
4.40-21 . 5.0O-19
'5.55 7.20
. 4.50-20 5.00-20
6.00 7.45
4.50-21 5.25-18
6.30 8.10
4.75-19 5.50-19
6.70 9.40
BUY NOW belp keep men at
work and get prioes almost the
sain as they were year agol
Anti Freeze for
Your Radiator
Prcstone, per gaf. $2.05
Whi Gold Bond,
per gal 1.75
0. P. A. Glycerine,
per gal... 1.40
Alcohol, per gal 1.00
RaitlAtnra flnahed and checked
for teak. he clamp llrht
enrd before Antl-Krcexe put In.
Prop.
Phone 14
WHAT Is "recognition, anyway?
Well, In reality, it amounts to
nothing more than providing means
wbereb ythe people of one nation can
carsy on business with the people ol
another nation, In an orderly manner,
using the facilities of their govern
ment for the, transaction of their
business.
It DOESN'T mean putting the
stamp of approval on the Institutions
of the recognized nation.
THE STATE of Louisiana, for ex
ample, countenances certain prac
tices which we of Oregon don't ap
prove practical peonage of labor,
among others, and disfranchisement,
of a considerable part of the popula
tlon. . But that doesn't prevent us from
doing business with the people of
Louisiana when we have something
they want to buy or they have some
thing whicb we want to buy. Nor
does It prevent us from using the
courts for the orderly settlement of
such disputes as may arise In the
transaction of business.
SOVIET RUSSIA countenances many
things of which we don't approve, i
but that la no reason why we
shouldn't take advantage of all the!
facilities of our government in the j
orderly transaction of the business'
we do.
That is all recognition of one na
tion by another amounts to.
LEGISLATURE APPEAL
SALEM, Nov. 16- (JP) Another per
sonal presentation of their recom
mendftlons to the legislature Is plan
ned by the unemployed, Richard
Lovelace of Portland said here yes
terday. The Multnomah county Federation
of Unemployed is arranging a state-
TODAY-
and Tuesday
-'oooe
PLUS
"Java Fragrant Isle"
"Kennel Kings" Sports
"Metro News Reel"
Popeye Cartoon
"I Eats My Spinach"
wide conference of unemployed In
Salem November 37. A Joint meeting
with the house and senate at the
special legislative session will be re
quested. Lovelace said between 700
and 800 delegates would attend.
Lauxhrldge Returns
SALEM, Ore., Nov. 16.( AP) C.
N. Laughrldge of the department of
state today resumed his office as as
sistant secretary of state under Hal
E. Hoss. Laughrldge, prior to a re
cent Illness, had been put In charge
of the motor division and Miss Ai
leen Phillips, Hoss' secretary, was
appointed assistant sor the period.
Mrs. row ell Leaves Mrs. Nell Pow
ell has returned to her home In Ash
land, after having spent several days
visiting in Medford.
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