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TOONERVILLE FOLKS
by FONTAINE FOX
I AIN'T 60T NO AUTOMOBILE, BUT X GOT A
HOSS AND BUGGY HITCHED OVER BEHIND
THAT OLE BARN ,
iltttiWHY DIDJA HITCH IT SO
AWAY r t!
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WELL, YA SEE THIS HOSS HAS GOT A AWFUL
MEAN DISPOSITION AND HE CAN'T STAND
"THE SIGHT OF THAT TROLLEY
CAR."
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"SO X HITCHED HIM OVER BEHIND THE BARN
SO HE WOULDN'T SEE THE CAR AND GO
INTO ONE OF HIS MEAN SPELLS
11 I NEVER COULD GET HIM USED TO STEAM
LOCOMOTIVES, EITHER. X REMEMBER ONE
TIME I GOT HIM UP
TOO CLOSE TO THE
DEPOT AND
HE BROKE LOOSE AND RAN
TWENTY-EIGHT
41
MILES : '
"AND WIMMIN ! HE SURE DOES HATE WIMMIN !
Even A skirt on a wash line is enough to
a MAKE HIM START
ST) . p ACTIN MEAN
X'M NOT OONNA RISK A RUNAWAY
JEHIND THAT HORSE. I Y.L RIDf
Wf OVER ON THAT
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hil
" lissen, Mister ! I guarantee , mean as
dn't
HE IS, THIS HOSS WON T RUN
" HE AINT BEEN ABLE TO RBN
''.(FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS '
LITTLE STANLEY
Hot ,
DAWG : S
UW AW ! X DONE
HIT WHITE FOLKS!
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4 4 I WONDER WHO
BELONGS TO
?TMIS!)
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