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Ye Smudge Pot
' By Arthur Perry.
Huntert have started loaning on
their guns, with sad and treglo -aulta.
There la one thing about a
farmer, ao frequently gored by a bull.
He dont hang hla hat on the bull'a
horn, and wait for reaulta.
a
Germany la demonstrating to the.
world, they can go as orazy ovor
Hitler's mustache, as they did the
kaiser's whlakon.
The quaint custom of parking an
auto at street crossing curbs la, grow
ing. It may take a ahlvaree to atop
this.
Americanism: Truatlng a majority
to elect officials and run the coun
try; requiring 100 per cent agree
ment to punish a criminal. (8. F.
Chronicle). Why bring that up I
The stork left quadruplets at the
home of a member of tho unem
ployed, flying over the home of four
millionaires to get to Its destination.
An "extraordinary session" of the
state legislature Is now unadvoldable
and It will be all of that.
"Mr. and Mme. . . . The
latter has two attractive grown-up
daughters, though this, from her
looks, Is hard to believe." (Irish Pa
per, via BOL.) Why the editor Is
fidgety.
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ANOTHER "NOlll.E EXPUltlMENT"
(N. V. World-Telegram)
Los Banos, Cal. roriner President
Herbert Hoover learned aomothlng
during a brief visit here the other
day. i
En route to his home in Palo Alto
the former President and his chauf
feur atopped for gasoline and a hur
ried lunch. After eating, he stood
outside the aervlce station a moment
watching a cat, which was stalking
something In the glare of a street
lamp.
"What'a that oat doing?" he In
quired, .
The leaves are turning to gold, and
the high schools boya to corduroys.
It must be disgusting to Admiral
Byrd to catch a cold, thus delaying
hla depnrture for the froeen wastes
of, tha Antarctic.
The way to solve the ta problem,
It to pay the taxpayers, for all the
letters they write to the newspapers,
n the tax problems.
"The Ladles' Aid will meet Friday
to dlscuas plans for making money,
to fix the church roof." (Cayute
Jottings). Sh-h-hl Counterfeiters!
Some of the new autoa are almost
eld enough to have a wreck.
If all the federal funds sought for
the Improvement of the Columbia
river for navigation are granted,
ocean liners will be running aground
la the Rocky mountalna.
I'TOIMA IS UKRKI
(Press Dispatch)
Of course the national recovery
act haa as Its ultimate object
the re-employment of all the un
employed, but viewed as unem
ployment Insurance Its Immediate
cash value to unemployed law
yers was probably greater than
to any other occupational classi
fication. We did think It wise
to write this policy In simple
and forceful language wh I c h
could be easily understood, at
least by those who wrote It; and
yet be sufficiently technical ao
as to provide a aure basis for
complete re-employment at ade
quate wages and maximum hours
for all the then unemployed law
yers In the United States.
The formation of a clasa for pub
lic speakers la timely, and will fill
a long-felt want, as the commun
ity Is running out of publio speak
ers Ilka It Is running out of gas
atatlona.
Skunks have replaced cats and
dogs as household animals In some
homea and stores at Stuart, Fla. It
was found they an excellent hunt
era of roaches.
No Agreement Possible
A correspondent inquires:
"Why cant people stop bickering about Inflation, agree upon (
the best method and forget about It. There mutt be a best
method. Let's have It, enforce It, and then go on about our
business, and build up thlnga Instead of tearing them down.
ThU "argufying" la bad and ao la the uncertainty, lot's forget
our prides of opinion, get together, and get going, full steam
aheadl"
An excellent idea, if it could be done. But it CAN'T be.
There i no more chance of universal agreement on inflation
either the general principle or any apecifio form than there ia
on religion. There are about as many different ideas as to what
should be done about money, as there are people.
This is probably one reason why President Roosevelt, so
definite and decisive on other
hesitant about taking a definite
is dynamte to touch it. He also
convene the first of the year, it is
is, therefore, between the devil and the deep blue sea, and
meantime time precious time is going by.
IT IS the most critical and
been in, since his inauguration. In the language of the street
he is at the moment decidedly
What will he dot No one knows. The consequent doubt
and uncertainty is bad. According to the old-time politicians,
the psychological time for action has already passed j even defin
ite action now, would do no material good.
But as Paul Mallon remarked in his column the other day,
President Roosevelt has shown in other matters, that he knew
more about politics than the politicians. Perhaps lie will show
he knows more when it comes to money.
Here's hoping ho does.
Why It Isn't Possible
can there be no agreement on inflation? Because in
" flation, that is real inflation, benefits one class of peo
ple and injures another. .
It benefits the debtor class, the people who owe money.
For they can as a result of inflation, pay their debts in depreci
ated currency. A man, for example, who secured a $1000 loan
when the dollar was worth 100
with a dollar say at 50 cents.
him a profit of 50 cents on the
The exact reverse is true of the creditor class. The man who
made that loan, for example, paid out $1000, he gets in return
only $500 ho loses 50 cents on the dollar.
' Consequently the debtor IIICES it, the creditor DOESN'T.
Those who owe money are for inflation; those who don't, and
have money owed them, are against it.
Anything approaching universal agreement on the issue is
therefore IMPOSSIBLE. Nor is there any conceded "best plan."
One can no more find- an acknowledged "best plan" for infla
tion, than they can find a three-pronged buck at the corner of
Riverside and Main.
In short someone has , to be hurtand hurt badly in this
adjustment of the currency. If the debtor olasg escapes the
creditor class can't; if the creditor class escapes, the debtor
class can't.
Tho only thing for the president to do, of course, is to con
sider the special interest of no class, but to do what he believes
TO BE BEST FOR THE COUNTRY AS A WHOLE.
This, we feel certain, is what he will do. But no matter what
that is, there will be an outburst of criticism and condemnation,
from some quarter.
Which iB only another way of saying that President Roose
velt, sooner or later, will have to show that he can not only
give, but can TAKE it.
"As Old as
117IIILE on this subject of money, the Portland Orcgonian in
" commenting upon an editorial in this column, last Sunday,
gives an interesting analysis of the subject, from the historical
standpoint. Its conclusion is absolutely sound, that if there
were any "perfect money" or if there were any short-cut to an
emergency monetary system, that would rescue a country from
financial distress during periods of cconomio collapse, it would
undoubtedly have long ago been found.
In money as in everything else there is no "cure-all, no prac
tical way of raising oneself by the bootstraps. This, however,
docs not prccludo the possibility there may be a "better way"
than has thus far boen devised.
The Oregonian says in part i ,
An Oregon newspaper has Just printed a aeries of articles on
the money question bj a local tlnanclal celebrity. In comment
ing on the articles the newspaper Itself avert that It has been
unable to understand them. And it repels suggestion that It
comment upon their soundness by saying that It never discusses
anything that It knows It knows nothing about.
The newspaper mentioned la Indeed eandld, and conscienti
ous aa well. A less oonselentloua publication could have aafely
reasoned that there Is so much contradiction among writers on
the subject, and th number of readera art so few who have
given close study to the Inwards of the quettlon. that even a
tyro can dlacuaa It without fear of humiliating contradiction.
But If one la unable or disinclined to treat of It technically
thtre It a broad line of reasoning appertaining to It that Is open
to him. Thla line begins with the premise that money and Its
use havt been with clvlllratlon since civilisation began. Ita
development Into a circulating medium that must command
pubic confidence hat been by no autocratlo decision of states
men or of government. It has been as evolutionary as the com
mon law, aa the code or morals, aa monogamous marriage.
The enlightenment for the casual student In this brief and
Incomplete tummary la that the money theorlea ha heart of now
are not modern theorlea. They have been advanced and em
ployed time and again In the past. Alwayt they have yielded
after test to the resumption of the use of that form of money
of which Robert O. Ingersoll Irreverently said: "I want a dollar
that can look mi In the eye and aay 'I know that my redeemer
Uveth.' M
In all the centuries that money hat been In use the fortunes
or me people nave risen and fallen and risen again. If by print
ing of pieces of paper or by devaluing the coinage, or by any
other conceivable method of major Inflation, eoonomtc tribula
tions could have been cured and prevented of future recurrence,
the schema would have long since been proved and would now
he In use. One doee not have to probe the Intrlcaclea of the
money theory to obtain a pretty sound conception of the
worth of the repetitious schemes that are now before us.
Riot guns wing either long or
short range ammunition have been
added to the equipment of Missouri
state highway patrolmen.
Both blossoms and nearly mature
fruit are Iwrn by an apple tree In
the garden of ). W. Damkroeer of
Sacramento.
recovery measures, haa been so
stand, on money. He knows it
knows that, with congress to
dynamite NOT to touch it. He
trying position the president has
"on the spot."
cents, can pay that loan' back
Obviously such inflation gives
dollar.
the Hills"
Sli brldgea which cost IISS JOO and
U achooltoutet In Union county.
Tenn., will be Inundatod by water
held by Morris dam.
In addition to sirens, Kansas City
police cars are equipped with red
Hints midway between tro head
lam pa.
Personal Health Service
By WiJUam
Ditfueu teller iwrtituiiDg to ptjrftuiiui ... ib tud tixieoe not to dlav
KM dl..jciiuati 01 treat men I, will oe u-.rta oy lit tJrad) u eta roped
ell-ad dreued antelope i tucJuned- Letter anuuid oe artel ae trrlltejo to
ink. Oman to tat Uu-ra oumtiri ol tcttcri received only a tea can 0 ana
wered here. No reply can to- made to iiuertw nut con forming Co (net ruction
Addrew Or. William Brad. 85 El cam mo, tfeferley HiUa, Cut,
PELVIC CONGESTION CORRECTED BY SIMPLE KXKRCISE
A method Introduced by a famous
physician. Or. Clalla Duel Maeher, for
some years medical a4vtaer of women
In Stanford Uni-
veralty, Califor
nia, haa brought
relief to thou
sand of girls and
women who suf
fered from vari
ous effects of
pelvic congestion,
especially pain
ful, excessive or
Irregular or pro
longed periodic
function.
These Instruc
tion are taken
from the valuable littie book "Per
sonal Hygiene for Women," , which
Dr. Mosher published through tho
Stanford University Press In 1027
a book well worth any girl's 11.50,
for the up-to-date and sound Instruc
tion and advice It contains.
1. All tight clothing removed, the
woman lies on her back on a level
surface In horizontal position.
3. The knees' are flexed and the
arms placed at her sides to secure
perfect relaxation.
3. One hand rests on the belly
without exerting any pressure, to
serve as an indicator of movement.
4. Now she opens wide the mouth,
and draws In a long deep breath as
evenly as possible, so that the bel'.y
Inflates or expands and the hand Is
raised.
6. Then let her see how far tho
hand can be lowered by - voluntary
contraction of the belly, thla con
traction being the Important part of
the exercise.
She should repeat this from eight
to ten times at each seance, prefer
ably while still In bed and in night
clothing, and every morning without
interruption, month after month, year
after year. It requires only a few
momenta and may be done while-composing
for sleep.
It is Important that she avoid any
straining for extreme results. On the
contrary she should strive for smooth,
rhythmical Inflation and deflation of
the belly and especially avoid any
Jerk movements. Concentrate all the
attention upon the rise and fall of
the hand, the expansion and. con
traction of the abdomen, and smooth
ness and freedom of the action of
the belly. Forget ail about breathing
and the cheat.
Although the exercise Is advocated
for the relief ol pelvic congestloat In
NEW YORK
DAY BY DAY
By O. O. Mclntyre
NEW TOP.K, Oct. 18. Likely no
one Is having eo much nice clean
fun these days running a country
weekly aa O. B.
Winters, New
York advertising
man known In
the trade as
"Oble." His ex
periment Is the
Queen Ann'a
Record at Cen
trevllle, Md., a
village near his
Maryland coun
try estate "Land's
End."
He confessce a
whiff of print
ers Ink In an ola newspaper plant,
nbnndoned after 08 yeare. . Inspired
him to rejuvenate It. So he remod
eled tho building, Installed modern
equipment and launched the aort
of enterprise that Is the daydream
or every newspaperman.
He does not expect It to make
money. Few publishing weeklies do.
But young folk are being married,
babies are being born and old folk
laid away. And Winters Is record
ing these and othor vlllnge happen
ings for posterity. Even to chasing
an Hem or so himself, Instead of
golf balls, at week-ends.
Sherwood Anderson responded to a
like appeal at the peak of his lit
erary career. But unlike Winters, he
fled the cities, and began editing
two weeklies. In a county In Vir
ginia. Friends Intimated It was a
whim. But he haa recaptured a con
tent iie will never permanently aban
don. One of the few weekly publishers
to make a spectacular financial auc
cess la Ted Woodyard, who conducts
a chain of more than a doren Jour
nals In West Virginia. He worked
out a syndicate system, appointing
a local editor In each town, and aside
from residing In a magnificent man
sion at Spencer, maintains an apart
ment In New York and mskea fre
quent trips to Europe.
Meredith Nicholson was telling of
the late Kin Hubbard's odd Jets of
humor. He had a capacity to tip
his chair back against the office
wait at any time and sleep. Coming
out of a nap one day he gnaed acroa
the editorial room at an atroblllous
copy reader, the staff, official sour
curmudgeon. "When." he halooed.
do you expect to light the heav
ens with your first emlle?"
Al Jotson's constant companion
iwhen In New York without his wife
1 Is Irving Caeaar. lyricist. And their,
j haunt are not among bright chand
eliers. A newsreel on Madison at-
tracts them as doea a tea room feat
uring "New Orleans cooking. ' The
Mammy Influence I
JVw streets are so totersnt oi
sham ai Broadway. The bojtus Prince
Mike Romanoff, despite his tnany
expose, la one of the most consist
ent attendees of the gay places, still
.wave, fashionably dressed and ex
ploiting his faked Oxonian Decent.
Tojours l'audacel No other figure
has been so retirni-ty shown tip for ;
duplicities, Ytt m 1 often wel
IP-
Brady, M.D.
women, it Is a valuable one for many
conditions common to men and
women.
The belly breathing which I rec
ommend differs from this exercise de
scribed by Dr. Mosher In one respect,
this that the deflation, the sinking
or falling of the hand, the expiration,
the exhalation, the breathing out.
should be entirely passive, a mere
elastic rebound, without any muscular
effort whatever.
My method is more natural than
Dr. Moaher's. There Is no forced ex
piration in nature. A healthy person
asleep inspires. Inflates the belly, by
muscular effort (automatic contrac
tion of the diaphragm). Having ef
fected the drawing in of air. he Juit
lets It go and the elastic response of
the belly, the diaphragm and the
chest wall drives it out. I know that
my method or my modification of Dr,
Moaher's method, rather, has brought
benefit to a great many sufferers.
Of course I have no way of estimat
ing whether Dr. Moaher's own original
method would have done as well or
better for them.
QniSTIONS AND ANSWERS
Felonious Mutilation.
Please tell me how to remove a tat
too that hasn't been on very long.
3. A.
Answer Such mutilation can be re
moved only by surgery. Sometimes
the mutilation can be rendered less
noticeable by cosmetic tattooing. The
person who so mutilates the human
body ought to be punished for the
crime. The moron who submits to it
should be confined "in an institution.
No Thrill
Please let me know your office
hours and office address
like to see you. Anna H
I would
Answer A lot of girls have thought
so, but one look has cured cm
Prominent Veins.
I am 24. When I am warm the
veins on backs of my hands and fore
arms protrude glaringly. . I first no
ticed this about six years ago. Can
anything be done ; to correct it
Miss A. B.
Answer Practice belly breathing,
Oaln weight. Walk three to six mlls
a day, with proper walking shoes-
low, broad heelB.
(Copyright, 1933, John F. Dille Co.)
Ed Note: nenrters wishing to
communicate with Dr. Brbdy
should send letters direct to Dr.
William Hriiily. M. D., 205 El Ca
mlno, Beverly Hills, Cailf.
corned, mingles with sandwich celeb
rltes and Is a concrete fulfillment
of the adage, "the world loves a
rogue 1"
It remained for a sporting writer
to sum up Senator Huey Long and
his New York fracna In a punchy
line. Joe Williams wrote: "The
'Klngflsh becomes a mlnnowl
Byron Chandler, known to Lillian
Russell's Broadway of -20 years ago
ns "The Millionaire Kid," Is atlll
nround, middle-aged, well groomed
and qulto sedate. The sobriquet waa
chiefly a head-line Inncy. While he
loved an evening out now and then,
there were far more spectacular spen
ders and play-boys. Chandler main,
tains four hornes Palm Beach, Fifth
Avenue, Long Island and Paris, all
listed on his letter head, out as a
rule lives quietly on Long Island.
Laurence D'Orsay was, In ways, the
Rlalto's most unusual figure, a be
loved comic paper type of ripping
haw-haw Englishman. Hit talk was
an aimless and fluttering preamble,
sentences without subjects or predi
cates. One evening at the Lambs,
John Golden appeared wearing a
white-lined Inverness. "Mngnlflcent,"
drawled D'Orsay. Then added:
"Whither away? What I" Golden In
formed him he was going to the
premiere of E. M. Holland In "The
House of a Thousand Candles." Strok
ing his over-Nlagnra mustnche, D'Or
say garumphed: "Yes. Quite. That's
a good many Isn't it?"
Bob Brlnkerhoff piloted a friend
to lunch at the Algonquin. George
Delacorte Joined them. Brlnkrhotf's
friend listened without a word. La
ter Delacorte commented on the un
usual silence. "He can't help It,"
explained Brlnkerhoff. "He'a mark
ed. His mother was terribly fright
ened by a maxim silencer."
(Continued from Page One)
closest friends, and an official here,
as unknown In Washington.
The friend Is Frank Walker, head
of Mr. Roosevelt's statistical board In
the commerce department. A letter
was addressed to him recently by Har
lan Honk, Lamonl. Iowa.
Several days later the letter came
back to Honk with the following In
scriptions on the envelope: "Not In
public works," "Not at 6337 16th
street." Not i486 Meridian place."
"Address unknown.'
Notri.
Congressmen frothed when Ickra
recently called on the deans of law
school out in the country to nomi
nate several young lawyers in each
state for public works jobs, Their
frothing was in vain.
The Insiders now call Hurja "Far
lev's master mind." and he rates tht
title. Tht renson Hurja did not pet
the ambaMAdora'iip ta Finland was,
that Farley reeled him hero and
ta:kfd him out of tht easy diplomatic!
post.
Aivs I
Comment
on the
Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
THE potato market, as everybody
knows, la badly off at the pres
ent moment. It la off, apparently,
because growers are rushing supplies
onto the market In order to obtain
harvesting money. '
But the total crop of the country
la DOWN at least IS per cent from
normal, which OUGHT to Indicate,
price recovery later on. t
rpHAT raises thla question In the
a minat oi potato growers: ououiu
I sell NOW, or hold for a later rite
In price?"
ALONG thia line, a prominent
banker laid yeaterday to thla
writer:
"We are advising our customers to
sell one-third of their potato crop
within the next 30 days, another
third within the next 60 days, and
the remaining third by March 1."
M
IN OTHER words, speculate MOD
ERATELY on the probability of
price Increasea due to short aupply,
but NOT MORE than you can afford,
Take your profit now, while a pro
fit It to be had, because In a year
like this nobody can predict posi
tively what will happen.
That, at a matter of fact, It good
advice In ANY year. '
IN THE United States aa a whole,
1 estimated potato production thlt
year Is 307,382,000 bushels. Lett year
It wat 357,678,000 bushels. The aver.
age for the five years from 1936 to
1930 wat 366,438,000 bushels.
The Oregon crop thlt year la est!
mated to be 6,730,000 bushels. Last
year It waa 6,040,000 bushels. The
five-year Oregon average from 1925
to 1930 waa 4,428,000 bushels. These
are department of agriculture fig
ures.
Oregon, you see, la In the favor
able position of having a heavy crop
In the face of a national ehortage.
THIS same banker tells this story:
"A recent Issue of a prominent
bankers magaaine contains the state'
ment that of all the forgeries In
this country about one-fifth use the
name Nelson either as a first name
or a last name." '
That's interesting, Isn't It?
npHE writer of the article didn't
1 profess to know why the name
Nelson is so popular among forgers.
He merely offered the statement as
a fact.
But, after the appearance of a
statement like that In a nationally
circulated bankers' magaalne, it might
be a good idea, if your name Is Nel
son, to use cash when you're away
from home, instead of writing
checks.
That Is, If you can lay hands on
any cash In these days,
ANOTHER onefrom tht banker:
"A man with a mathematical
turn of mind asked me the other
day If X knew how much a billion
really is, and I had to reply that if
I tried to visualise it I suppose I'd
have quite a little trouble.
He said: 'Well, consider this: If
Jesus were still living, the span of
his life would be quite a little short
of a billion minutes'."
Jesus, as you know, was born near
ly 1034 years ago. A billion IS a
lot, isn't it? ,
HERE is another interesting state
ment, offered by this same
mathematically inclined individual :
'If the entire population of China
were to march past in a column of
fours, with regular military spacing,
it would take TWENTY-FOUR years
for them to pass a given point.
"As a matter of fact, taking into
consideration the normal INCREASE
In the population of China, It Is im
probable that the column EVER
WOULD pass a given point, as enough
new babies will be born to keep the
column marching on forever.
Imagine that, if you can.
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FACE TRIALS NOW
SALEM, Oct. 18 (UP) Approxi
mately 300 truck drivers arrested In
Oregon under the new bus and truck
law. faced prosecution tonight for
such violation.
Tht ruling of tht supreme court
declaring the law constitutional,
make tht arrests legal. In most In
stances the defendants were released
on ball pending the court's decision.
B. M. Hampton of Newport Rlch
ty, Fla., publlahed his first book of
poems and celebrated his ninety
second birthday about tht samt
time.
Dr. Laurence M. Oould, who was
second In command of the Byrd
Antarctic expedition, tended furnaces
at the University of Michigan to earn
hla degree in geology.
I
A cantaloupe that, he says, will '
keep for six months after ripening. .
haa been grown by John Chrlsulaky, I
of wuket county. 6a. ,
Sues Author
Mme. Roaika Schwimmer (above),
pacifist, filed a $100,000 damage
auit in New York supreme court
against William Fox and Upton
Sinclair, charging a passage In one
of Sinclair's books portrayed her as
an uarch-hypocrlten by indicating
that aha broached the war-tlms
''peace ship" Idea to Fox aa a pub
licity venture and later presented
the same plan to Henry Ford. (Aa
tociated Press Photot
B
PORTLAND, Oct. 18. (UP) Ore
gon leads the nation in re-employment
during August and September,
according to information received
here tonight from Washington, D. C.
The. department of . labor today re
ported an Increase of 26.6 per cent
In employment, chiefly in canning
and manufacturing industries. The
state of Washington was second with
14.4 per cent.
Oregon's Increase was almost dou
ble those of all other states.
Fog-Hound Ships lilt.
ASTORIA, Ore., Oct. 18. (fl?) A
dense fog was blamed for the col
lision off the mouth of the Columbia
river yesterday of the Texaco com
pany tanker New Jersey and the
lighthouse tender Manzanita, No one
was injured.
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HERE I AM... A SIS DINNER.
PARTY ON HAND.. .AND ANOTHER
OF MY SAD HEADACHES. WHAT
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it is said, yet discovered.
Those results are due to a scien
tific discovery by which a Bayer
Aspirin Tablet begins to dissolve, or
disintegrate, in the amazing space of
two seconds after touching moisture.
And hence to start "taking hold" of
pain a few minutes after taking.
The illustration of the glass, here,
tells the story. A Bayer Tablet starts
to disintegrate almost instantly you
swallow it. And thus is ready to go to
work almost instantly.
When you buy, though, see that
you get the Genu:.ie B A ER Aspirin.
For Bayer Aspirin's quick relief
always say "BAYER Aspirin." ,
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October is Indian Sum
mer in Chicago no rain to
speak of, no extreme heat,
October is sunny and clear
in California and the South
west. Follow the sun to the
World's Fair. South thru San
Francisco and Los Angeles,
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6050 7050 8050
COACH
Southern Pacific
J. C. CARLE, Agent. Phone 34
Flight 'oTime
(Mudrord ana, Jackson County
History from' the rue. ol I be
MU1 Tribune of to and ill kear.
aeo.)
TEN YEAIIS AGO TODAY
October 18, 19:3.
(It was Prlday.)
No loot wat obtained by the Siski
you tunnel bandits, auspectt are held
in seven different coast cities. Rob
bers spent a night In lonely mountain
cabin. Sheriff Terrlll'a bloodhound
contracts pneumonia, after ataylng
out all night on the hunt.
United States supreme court holds
that five yeara In atate prison la too
severe a penalty for possession of a '
quart of liquor.
M. M. Store opening U l grand
sucoeas.
Medford high football team to pliy
Grants Pass tomorrow, and much lo
cal interest la aroused. John O. Mann
urges all "good Medfordltea to exer
cise their lungs," and attend If pos
sible. Harry A: Dubuque of Nebraska buys
the Ralph Eldcn orchard In the Wil
low Springs district.
Women urged to do Jury duty.
Many are shirking the privilege," saya
the court.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
October 18, 1913.
(It was Sunday.)
Portland booster writes to Ore
gonian that "optimism rules Jackson
county."
Ashland visited by a gang of burg
lars. 'A tramp Is killed In a fight In the
"Jungles," near Talent.
Eagle Point to vote on local option
November 4.
"Crisis arrives in Rogue river flaH
conditions," and are. the local fisher
men aroused.
Five indicted by the grand Jury, In
half a day.
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frequently 6000 oranges are picked
from a single tree In Florida.
The Floyd Rifles, Company C of
the 121st Infantry of the Georgia na
tional guard at Macon, la 92 yeara
old aa an organization.
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Physical Therapeutics
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2 8EFOR.E THE. DINNER..
THAT BAYER. ASPIRIN VOO
SUGGESTED IS SIMPLY WONDERFUL)
MY HEADACHE WAS ENTIRELY
GONE IN A FEW MINUTES
WHY BAYER
ASPIRIN
WORKS SO FAST
Drop a Bayer Tablet
in a glass of water.
Note that BEFORE
It touches bottom. It
has started to dis
integrate. What it does In this
glass it does in your
stomach. Hence its
fast action.
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Does Not Harm the Heart
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then to Chicago on our
Golden Stale Route. Return
on any northern line.
The World's Fair doses
Nov. 1st. Our low summer
fares to all eastern cities will
be in effect until Oct. 3lst
return limit Nov. 15th,
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