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By Arthur Parry.
This la FRIDAf the THIRTEENTH.
Moat people bave no tuck, outalde of
being alive, and at large, In aplte ot
all tbat baa happened.
lira. Machlne-Oun Kelly, sentenced
to life Imprisonment, with her ban
dit husband for kidnaping, haa mar
tied five times, ao her romantlo and
criminal careers, are cut short at the
same time. Freaa dispatches state:
Her second marriage to Charlie
Thome, a atock raiser, wee happy
until he killed himself, leaving a
note: "I can't live with her or
without her."
It la not much of a Jump from a
domestlo wildcat to a kidnaper's
chief aide.
Thomas Bradley of ihe lighthouse.
and Delroy Octchell, banker, went
riding on a tandem bicycle, Into the
country, the 1st of the week. Neither
had to walk home.
...
The Oregon press has ceased dis
cussing tha home tax delinquency
crisis, to thunder long distance bom
bardments of the Tnmmany candi
date for mayor of New York City.
Warring Afghans are said to be
poisoning their barbed wire. It la
moat humiliating to clvlllged war
rlora, who are supposed to think of
everything. (Detroit News). The
heathen wakea up.
The tonsorlal parlors did not dis
cover yesterday was the anniversary
of the discovery of Amorlca, until
too late to close up until next Moo
day, In order to properly observe the
day.
Several Nature lovers report seeing
''beautiful aunrlses" the past week.
Outside of a few farmers, there Is
nobody to dispute their word, as it
requires early rising to behold a sun
rise. A man might get up before the
sun does, to play golf, or shoot a
bow and arrow. Pollro are working
on the theory that It Is the sunsets,
the Nature lovers have been looking
at.
HOW THINGS O0
(Lotb Antony Col.)
Sir: A year ago I met a charming
young girl and I fell In love with her.
On her birthday I gave her an ex
pensive wrist watch and last Christ
was I gave her a diamond ring and
many other things since. In Febru
ary she took sick and I waa at her
bedside every day until ahe recovered
for fear ahe would die. After her
recovery I became unemployed and
ahe obtained work. Ever since then
ahe la nasty. She treats me mean
and cold, but falls asleep on my lap
every time I aee her. 1 walk about
35 miles a week to aee her. Who
haa had auch an experience? Benny.
...
The law haa frowned officially upon
the slot machines, ao on and after
Monday next, It will be unlawful to
play them. Many who would not
think of throwing their week'a wages,
at tha birds, a nickel at a time, are
passionately addloted to endeavoring
to wear out the handle of a slot ma
chine. The hope that driving a
splinter of wood Into the mouth of a
alot machine, will curb the gambling
spirit la a noble but futile one. If
there were alnt-machtnea on the aum
mtt of Ml. Pitt there would be play
era and. a Klondike rush to get
there. Once a nickel Is dropped Into
the maw of a alot machine, it la gone
to that hand, from whence no nick
ela ever return. And. the chances
of winning are slightly leaa than those
of she proverbial snowball. The slot
machine players are generally ausplc
loua aoula, who think everybody Is
trying to cheat them but the alot
machine.
Wlglette. tha O. Wig Aahpole boy.
Is now able to alt In a chair, like hla
Paw sits on a horse.
Uncle , called yesterday. It was
hla birthday. He feels aa old as he
ever did, and, la opposed to the flight
of time, rheumatism, toothache, and
the Inability to eat roasting ears,
.
Factory ships operating in the Ant
arctic have a capacity for cutting
up and boiling down twenty whalea
each In 24 hours. There are 18 large
tattorj ships Ju tus fleet.
Preparing for a Home
TIIE Medford Parent-Teachers bave started a series of radio
A studies, conducted by 0. S. C. on the general subject of
"The Developing Home."
This series stresses not so much the teaching of the chil
dren as the teaching of prospective parents. The next sub'
jeet, on October 23d will be "When He Comes a Courting;"
following that will be "Marriage;" and with a VERY proper
sequence, "Planning for the Family," and "Getting a Start in
Life," etc., etc.
An excellent idea. Needless to say, the home is the corner
stone of society. As the home goes, so we go as a nationv
Tet, in general, it hag been the last thing to prepare for.
We prepare for business, we prepare for a profession, we pre
pare for college, we prepare for church, but the basis of it all
the home, few of us actually prepare for. Homes, by and large,
like Topsy, "jest grow."
This radio course is designated to correct this habit, make
home plauning a compulsory course in education, for as every
one knows, education does not stop with graduation from
school; in a certain sense it only begins then, and it never
really ends.
And the foundation of all good education rests in the home.
Miss Mabel Mack, home demonstration agent, will do the
local broadcasting. Parents who wish to listen in on these
talks and get the benefit of this service, can learn all the details
from her, or from any officers of the Medford Parent-Teachers
associations.
The more parents who take advantage of this course, the
better for this community and all concerned.
Money, -Money, -Money! .
SOME people know all about money, what its real nature is,
its hAhif U'hpn it's tnrA anA wlnart U'a VhmA . -trltot eUnuM
be done about it when it's the latter; what should not be done
when it's the former. They are in short, money-wisej money-conscioUB.
We envy them, as all people who AREN'T, envy those who
ARE. We frankly admit we know nothing about money, ex
cept it's hard to got, harder to keep, and to date and through
a very long period, has seemed to work best on a basis of gold.
OUR good friend Mr. J. C. Barnes, knows a good deal about
mftliAV. TTa ham tnflrla a r.iitr aP mnnov aF on A aaa
- .smm Ul - onuuj auumjy a sjs. lOACH any CI VJ
jnomics, and for the past week or so has been publishing a series
of short articles m this paper on the present money problem,
and what he would do to solve it.
We have read those articles but frankly don't understand
them. We hope others have read them who DO. And we wish
some of the latter would write ub their opinion of the Barnes'
scheme.
To us the articles sound good particularly the one today on
pears, which brings the matter so close home. But we are
always suspicious with the way things SOUND in a financial
way. Our experience has been the BETTER they sound, the
WORSE they are. The more plausible they seem, the more full
of holes they appear, when diagnosed by an expert.
Let's hear from some of our other money experts. There
aro many of them in Medford and Jackson County.
If we can have a real money symposium in the columns of
this paper, porhaps a way will be found to make money easier
to obtain.
And that is what everyone wants. We have yet to meet a'
person who doesn't want all the money he can got LEGITI
MATELY, of course 1 Those who pretend otherwise, are to us
at least, always suspect. We have yet to meet ONE whose
pretension was NOT an alibi for his inability to get it.
BUT to return to our thesis: Mr. Barnes has told the readers
Of tllia nfllUF ntYlflt 1A tltlttlra nliAiW 't
j..,.- ttuiv uo itinina nuunv luuucj' , UU ITUU l BU1I1C
of the readers tell us what they think about Mr. Barnes t
That's fair, isn't itt Mr. Barnes askod us to give our opinion.
We refused. We are often ACCUSED of saying something,
ABOUT something we know nothing about; but we have never
yet SAID anything about something WE KNOW, we know
nothing about.
And we don 't intcud to start In now.
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M-D.
signed letters pertaining Co personal aeajtaj and oygiene not to dls
.oae diagnosis or treatment, will ne answered By Dr. drady u stamped
Mil-addressed envelope w enclosed Letter, mould oe ortet ana written in
ink- Owtng to the large ouinbej of letters received only a tew can oe ans
wered bare. No reply can oe made to queries out conforming to instructions
Addreaa Oi. William tkady. MS 1 cam! no. rteverley Uilis, Cal.
THE MECHANICS Or BESPIBATION
Drawing air Into tft6 chut 1a the
only active part of breathing, the
only part that require any muscular
effort whether it
be ihe ordinary
automatic act of
breathing of more
I or less forced con
scious or voluntary
breathing. Expi
ration, exhalation
or breathing out
la simply defla
tion, comparable
with allowing the
air to escape from
a rubber bag after
you have Inflated
H. By a muscular effort, principally
contraction of the belly muscles, one
can drive out some additional air
after the normal quiet expiration la
completed, but this need not con
cern us here.
Any one wno purposes to do the
seny Breathing Exercises in Relaxa
tion should do all his breathing ex
ercise through the wide open mouth.
in nearly an cases this la essential,
to promote the desired degree of gen
eral relaxation.
If we seem to harp on the Idea of
RELAXATION In these Instructions
tt la because we know that most of
the evils of bad breathing are do
pe tie nt on a Kind of muscle-bound
state which unwise training in chest
expanding breathing has brought
upon the victim of faulty physical
education. We know, too. that It
takes many months of earnest prac
tice to break up wrong habits of
Breathing and to free the diaphragm
even partly from the inhibition of
bad breathing habit.
Some authorities would have us
think that there are two different
types of breathing, both normal. One
type they call costal or cheat breath
ing. The other they call abdominal.
Some old timers even imagined the
costal type was the normal type for
women, and the abdominal type for
men oniy. Maybe the high cheat type
waa all a woman could do in the days
of Iron bound waists but these arti
ficial notions are no longer enter
tained by physiologists, since wider
observation haa shown that women
not hampered by freak dresses or
other restraints breathe as men do.
A few quaint vole culture Instruc
tors still cherish some peculiar con
ceptions of breathing, but only a few.
Although one should start the re
laxation exercise with mouth wide
open. It may well be that after sev
eral months of faithful practice one
will find It possible to do the exer
cise as well breathinn entlrelv
Ed Note: Readers wishing to
communicate with Dr. Brady
hoald send letters direct to Or.
William Rradv. M. 2fiS Rl fn.
through the nose in the ordinary mlno, Beverly Hills, Caiif.
way. Tou cant Judge about this
until you have learned by long prac
tice how to breathe naturally. Im
provement In the circulation and
consequent relief of conges Uon in
the nose and throat account for the
freer nasal breathing. But no nov
ice should attempt to do the belly
breathing exercise except through
the wide open mouth In the first six
months.
Unfortunately most of us have
been brought up to believe 11 la rath
er vulgar to have a belly and quite
unrefined to let It expand even when
one must bratJie. Then besides there
la the chesty complex, the old side
show barker's suggestion that a bulg
ing chest signifies great strength,
manliness, virility and the like. Both
silly Ideas combine to keep the front
wall of the abdomen retracted or held
in, and that false conception la pre
venting a lot of people from enjoy
ing the health that -would be theirs
but for their neglected education.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
You Can Breathe Easy Now
What kind of breathing exercise
should one take to expand the chest?
My chest expansion is hardly 8
inches. (R. C. T.)
Answer Never mind chest expan
sion. That is normal. Send a dime
and a stamped envelope and ask for
booklet, "The Art of Easy Breathing."
It is a mistake to strive for large
chest expansion.
Dandruff
Please suggest something for ex
cessive olllness of the scalp and dan-
Ana. The best treatmen Is a sys
tematic application of sulphur cream
dally for aeveral weeks. If this seems
too much trctible, the nest best
thing I can suggest is a dally appli
cation of a lotion as follows:
Salicylic acid - 10 grain
Resorcln 10 grains
utterly pauperized. Re cant o on
exchanging a LOT of what he pro
duces for a LITTLE of what the oth
er fellow produces.
Since we don't know any better
way to raise the level of prices of
what the farmer produces to the level
of the prices he must PAY for what
the other fellow produces, wo must
resort to destruction of the surplus
In an effort to balance supply and
demand.
OUR ancestors had corn and
WANTED MEAL. The only way
they could think of to get the meal
was to mash the corn between two
stones.
It waant particularly Intelligent,
and it dldnt get very good results.
But It was the best way they could
think of at the time.'
At least, it made some kind of
meal, which was better than eating
the whole corn.
Colorful Revue Is
Featured In Styles
At Adriennes Show
Colors borrowed from autumn
leaves and graceful lines dictated by
dame fashion combined to make Adri
ennes style revue at the Craterlan
theater Wednesday nlglt an attrac
tive display. Interest centered on
sleeves in dresses, smart swagger suits
In rich woolen fabrics, and fur wraps.
Among the new shades stressed by
Adrlenne's models were tile, henni,
brick, black and white, brown and
red. Each month Adrlenne will pre
sent a short fashion parade at the
theater, according to present plans.
Music for Thursday's revue was fur
aished by Sebastian Apollo, and bea i
ty operators from Bowman's Beauty
shop had charge of makeup.
Woven wire fences 29 feet hl.:h
to prctect a grapefruit orchard fro:n
desert winds are being built by a
Santa Ana. Cal., grower.
Swedish Massage Hours I to 5
Corrective Exercise, By Appt.
Oscar S. Nissen, P.T.
Physical Therapeutics
Formerly Director and Instructor
Massage Dept., Boston City Hosp.
528 E. Main St. Medford, Ore.
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NOW PLAYING
--
Toilet water .
Instead of
One ounce
favorite toilet
your
water, bay rum, witch hazel or plain
alcohol may be used. If the lotion,
a few drops rubbed Into the scalp
once or twice dally, makes the hair
too dry, add a few drops of castor
olt to it. Resorcln tends to stain
white or blond hair reddish. For
more detailed Instructions on the
treatment of dandruff and care of
the hair send a stamped envelope
bearing your address.
(Copyright, 1933, John P. Dille Co.)
Comment
on the
Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
THE AMERICAN FEDERATION OP
LABOR, at Its annual convention,
adopts a resolution calling for "the
utmost endeavor for the protection
of education from kindergarten
through university."
Labor Is Intelligent. It knows that
ONLY with the spread of education
has sny real Improvement In the con
dition of labor come about.
KNOWLEDGE, which Is another
word for education, was aV first
the possession of the privileged few,
and was used for ie exploitation or
the Ignorant many.
It was only aa knowledge began to
spread more widely that any pro
gress for the masses became possible.
The free publlo echool Is the agency
by which knowledge la spread among
the masses, and labor la wise In
standing solidly behind the Institu
tion of the public schools.
M
WALTEB NASH, membor of parlia
ment from New Zealand, spesk
lng at Calgary, up In Canada, de
nounces destruction of livestock and
crops as a means of maintaining
commodity price levels.
Re Is hitting, ot course, at the
methods we are following ,here in the
United 8tatea under our agricultural
adjustment act.
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DESTRUCTION of liveetoek and
crops, m an effort to maintain
something like fair prices, ISN'T
particularly Intelligent. We might as
well admit that.
But farm prices must be main
tained at something like the level of
other prices or the fsrmer will be
IN THE course of time, someone a
little smarter ttian his fellows
thought of a better way to make
meal out of corn. He hollowed out
one atone, thua making a mortar,
and then shaped another atone to fit
the hollow, thua making a pestle.
The mortar and pestle provided a
great Improvement over the original
fist stones with which corn was
crushed. Later on somebody else,
smsrter yet, thought of the device
of revolving two flat stones against
each other, grinding the corn between
the two and producing a far better
quality of meal than had ever been
produced before and doing It more
rapidly.
MAKING meal by crushing corn
between two stones waa a crude
process.
Still, It PRODUCED MEAL, of a
sort, and so, while crude It was worth
while.
Anything Is worth while that bet
ters the condition of humanity.
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BALANCING aupply and demand by
destruction of the surplus Is
likewise a crude process fully as
crude as making meal by cru&hlng
corn between two stones.
But If It results In actually bal
ancing supply and demand so that
the farmer la able to exchange what
he produces for a fairly comparable
quantity of what he REQUIRES, It
will be worth while.
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Our steaks are always luscious and flavorful. Always
nourishing without being heavy. Easily digested and
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IN TIME, and with growing Intelli
gence. We mav be able in nrnro.ri
from the crude nrocesa of dostrovlna
surpluses, aa a means ot balancing
supply and demand, to the more In
telligent process of enabling every
body to exchange what he produces
lor a fairly comparable quantity of
what the other fellow produces Just
as we progressed from crushing corn
between two sthones to the modern
grist mill.
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Steak, Rund or Sirloin, lb.
Veal Steak, lb. - - -Bacon
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Backs, lb. - - -Bacon,
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THE disarmament conference is running true to form only
w vuv uvi uiuu uvivjjiaiiuu UOO UCT LI
called back to Berlin, to confer with HiUer the "All Highest,"
because equality of armaments has not been granted to the
N7.is. From this meeting wilt come the decision whether to
order the German delegation to remain at Geneva or call them
all home.
It makes very little practical difference, which is done. If
the Germans leave, there will be considerable talk at Geneva
about concessions to Germany but nothing tangible will be
granted. Germany won't get armament equality and Germany
knows it, Thia return to Berlin is all window dressing, if
Germany sticks at Geneva, whatever she does will bo the same
Her dramatic exits and entrances are not for the benefit of
the allies, but for political affect at home.
AS previously predicted in this column, the disarmament con-
. V .V A Aiieio will u, J.UPUI..V Ul
tfllk, and perhaps a few concessions on PAPER, but aotuallv
nothing will b done. If the conference doesn't make a Euro
pean war more probable, rather than leas so, it will be a wonder.
The plain and disagreeable truth is, while the people of
Europe don't WANT war, they are in a state of mind, whioh
will certainly TR0DUCE war.
This may sound like a paradox, but it isn't They don't
want war, but they are whipped up to a state of super national
ism, which unless checked, or in some way sublimated, can't fail
to produce war.
To hold a disarmament conference in such an atmoMuioiv,
is about aa sensible as to hold an Anti-Saloon leainle rur . .
bar tender picnic I
Only HI per cent of Ohio farms
are still on unsurfared roads, com
pared with a national average of 70 a
per cent.
Field beans produced the largnti
cash Income of any crop Brown on
MlrMgan farms In 1930, 1031 and i
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