MEDFORD MAIL TRTBUXE, MEDFORD, OREGON", FRIDAY, OCTOBER 6, 1933.
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By artnui ferry
aAm ViMAtit.lful hatlnff Is ffolnff on
these boautlful Ootober days, aug
mented by tome delightful rumors
of deaths, tnat nave not ocoiumu.
It la hoped to have the gossiping'
back to the 1033 venom level by
the tune snow flies.
A ehlvaree was committed, again
or yet, night before last. Owing to
the lack of time for organization the
atrocity missed going by three homos
with sick folks therein. However,
the welkin ringers emitted cowboy
yells at strategic points. It Is get
ting so every time there Is a wed-1
ding, people wlto nervous aliments j
are delayed 80 days In recovery to
good health. The ehlvaree Is a low-
grade hick trick. Unless restricted .
soon, the Diamond Jubilee should be
switched to the Pageant of the Hick
ory Nuts.
Dewey Hill, the Prospect hired man
and outstanding hill-billy of the re
gion, la In town on business, and all
dressed up In bis Sunday suit, Mr.
B1U bss been wearing a necktie, and
can hardly breathe.
DEPRESSION OVP ARTIST
(Chico, Cel.. Enterprise)
A report that a man had re
fused to work when offered It on
the grounds that he was receiv
ing aid from a public source and
that this would be lost to him as
soon as he went to work, was
ordered Investigated.
When a citizen walls he will have
to wear his 1928 overcoat again thla
year, It means he will soon be wear
ing a 1933 auto.
"For Bale Well-conditioned Ford.
It will pay you to Investigate."
(Willows, Cal., Tidings.) The frank
and candid advertiser shows up,
The Portland and upstate press
doubt that the Nasi movement "will
make much headway In Oregon."
The Portland and upstate press
doubted 10 years ago that the shirt
tailed' Ku Klux Klan would make
any headway. They awoke one day
to find themselvea terrified, and a
goodly portion of the Oregon poll
ution crazy and the proud possessors
of 910 nightgowns. The Nazi emblem
In Oregon will be a silver shirt. A
silver shirt should .bave far more
appeal than bedroom attire, among
Oregonlans, who will Join anything
once.
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JUST PLAIN TALK
(Pntoka, 111., Krtlater)
48-lb. sack only 11.00
Thla flour Is supposed to have
buga In It, but I can't find any
and I doubt If you can. Bolt
this flour and It la Just aa good
as any, or leave the bugs and use
less shortenlng.-
I eat It and you are no better
than I am.
J. W. ALEXANDER.
Btockmen have been rounding up
their cows. They do not know what
they will no with them. . It Is sus
pected they will be sold.
,
Suburban potato growers report
that thieves are stealing their po
tatoes before they can dig them.
The President has announced that
the main Idea of his administration
and the NRA Is to abolish poverty.
It la hoped there will be no truther
delay, as many cannot hold out much
longer against Lie wolf at the bsck
door. The abolishment la to be ac
complished by putting everybody to
work. In several Instances this In
Itself will be a Job of no mean pro
portion. Putting some men to work
will come under the head of a ti
tanic struggle for the government
who, Instead of putting loafers to
work, should provide shade for them.
It provides nearly everything else.
Officers Here A group of army of
ficials have arrived in Medford to
assume duties at the various CCC
camps where they are being assumed.
They Include First Lieutenant Rob
ert John Craren, Second Lieutenant
John Patrick Mackln, Captain Chaun
ey Lee Pierce, First Lieutenant An
drew Jackson Hemstreet, Jr., First
Lieutenant Harold flollday. Beeonrt
Lleutensnt Kenneth W. Porter, First
Lieutenant petac P. Moehkolf.
What Price Tammany?
INVESTIGATOR PECORA joins the "Holy Joe" McICee ticket
in New York, as candidate for District Attorney. This shows
pretty well how the wind is blowing. Pecora is a smart man.
He wouldn't throw his hat into the reformer's ring, if he weren't
pretty sure of a victory.
But we doubt if Tammany is as worried as it appears to be.
If the truth were known, it would probably be found that the
Tammany higher-ups have, already discounted their defeat in
the coming election. Every now and then in New York city,
the reform wave goes over the top and the tiger is given a
breathing spell. Tammany expects it. Tammany would prefer
JIcKee to LaQuardia, so a secret understanding with Holy Joe,
in operation "w, would surprise no one familiar with Tam
many tactics.
DUT these reform administrations never last long. Tammany
always comes back stronger than ever in the next election.
The reason is plain. Tammany has a permanent organization,
and one of the most efficient political machines in the country,
It is run by professional politicians. The reform organizations
are run by amateurs. Tammany is on the job all the time. The
reformers are only on the job, when conditions become so rotten
that the rank and file are aroused and demand a house cleaning.
When the clean-up has been effected, there is always an
emotional let-down. The reform army promptly scatters, and
resolves itself into its various conflicting elements. The people
as a whole lose interest, and in this atmosphere of popular
lethargy, the tiger comes back, with tail wagging and a grin
on his face.
IT'S the Same old story, as old as American politics. The "pro-
fessio'nal" always wins. With Tammany, politics isn't an
avocation or an indoor sport. It's a business, and very effici
ently conducted business. It is conducted for profit, monetary
profit and that is what it gets.
The higher-ups get big money. But the "lower downs"
aren't left out in the cold. They get their share. As a result
they are working for the higher-ups all the time. ' And in poli
tics, as in most other things, it is work that counts.
OF course the people pay. They pay through the nose as
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they Tise on their hind legs and object to it.
Then when they get the change they demand, thoy proceed
to forget about it. So the merry farce goes on.
We have rotten big city government in this country, simply
because the people as a whole who suffer from it, refuse to
pay the price to terminate it
That price is meeting organization WITH organization!
meeting a permanent group of professional politicians, looking
for private graft, with a permanent group of professional poli
ticians LOOKING FOR HONEST AND EFFICIENT PUBLIC
SERVICE.
Until that is done, men may come and men may go, but cor
rupt city government like the proverbial brook, will go on
forever 1
Oh
'T'HE Oregonian should have known better. In an unguarded
moment it endorsed the idea of calling the Bonneville dam,
the "McNary dam," as a tribute to Oregon's senior senator, who
was so influential in securing it.
Whereupon the Willamette Democratic society at Kelly's
yesterday presented with its first gavel, proceeded to pound
the table and demand that the dam hn nailed th "rf.mtrat,
CHARLES C. MARTIN DAM
wrougn nis leadership, tact and aggressiveness, ably AIDED
by Senator Charles L. McNary I"
This is followed by a contributor to the Orogouion's "lettor
box" ursine that the dam b rmlWl th. "irr.Bni roi-
Roosevelt dam" which will "bring Oregon before the whole
world, as it should be."
And now of oourse, the "Joe Carson for Governor club" will
want to call the project the "Joe Carson dam"; and the White
Faced Calves club of eastern Oregon will want to know what
is the matter with tho "Walter Pierce dam" and so on and so
forth.
"DAM-DAM-DAM!" how did our astute and judicious
"Oom Paul" of the Oregonian ever pull such a boner!
One might as well try to elevate the cat's mfinw in e Am?
- " a mw0
pound.
QALL off this rechristcniug of the Bonnevillo dam, gentlemen,
before it is too Into, or the cat fight ensuing will reach such
sanguinary proportions, that the national guard will have to
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ue cniiea out, ana tne president will squash the entire business,
to prevent open revolt and bloodshed. ;
Forgot it! Build the dam first and then worrv about nam.
ing it. Or if some title MUST be
tude, then call it the "Depression dam," for certainly this dam
depression was chiefly responsible for it. Yes, but for the de
pression the dam would never have been ordered, at least not
now.
Let that be tho interregnum cognomen so to speak. Then
when the dam is built and we all have electrie light and power,
at ten mills per k.w.h., loave the name to popular vote. We will
be better able to afford a civil war then,
Communications
Student Thanks Business Men.
To the Editor:
It Is In this manner that J, a stu
dent of the Medford high school, give
to you to make publlo the general
straightforward feeling of the Asso
ciated Student body towards the
business men of Medford for their
devoted support to the athletes In
supplying funds for new suits and
equipment.
A change has fallen upon every
student. He or ah has grasped a
new spirit of liveliness as the result
of the Chamber of Commerce lunch
eon at the Senior high. A more per
sonal respect for the "Medford men
of yesterday" prevails and we are
ready to five our support with more
enthusiasm than ever before.
With the continued support of the
Msll Tribune, Medford will pull
through oot only la Xcotbau but ss
Dam!
on the ground that it was won
selected to
a. "well-known popular olty of the
Pacific region.
The Medford Senior high extends
it trunks to the business houses,
clubs snd organlntlons of this "fslr
city" for Its successful get-together
banquet, and may there be more of
them. Three cheera for Medford I
(8lned) A MYSTERY STUDENT,
Van Nuya, cal, October .
Fined 10 Claude Sullivan, arrest
ed by city police early Thursday
morning, near the Bear creek bridge,
was fined 110 In elty court yesterday
afternoon on chargea of being drunk
In a publlo place.
Swedish Massage
Corrective Exercise
Hours I to o
By AppL
Oscar 8. Nlssen, P.T.
Physical Therapeutic
Formerly Director and Instructor
Masssge Dept., Boston City Beep.
6s B. Main St. Medford. Ore.
Personal Health Service
By William Urady, M.D.
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wered ber No rvpi; can 0 made to queries oot conforming to instruction
Address Or William Bradj t6o El Camino. ttewlej Uiiia, Cal.
BESIDES IT IS BETTER HYGIENE TO BE YOURSELF.
The function of the diaphragm
breathing, is automatic tho not in
voluntary. Cogitating this dual char
acter of the great
breathing music
one wonders
whether the pow
er to restrain and
augment Its ac
tion was not ac
quired late In
e v o 1 u 1 1 on and
whether thla pow
er Is not rather a
detriment than
an advantage to
civilized man.
Among more
than a score of youths examined for
physical fitness for a coveted ap
pointment sn engineering student
stood out by reason of his fine
physique and his extraordinary chest
expansion a good five Inches com'
pared with the two Inches expansion
most of the young men had two
inches Is the average of normal
adults. But this one phenomenal
youth was rejected on account of In
cipient tuberculosis of the lungs. How
come?
In the days of boiled shirts, tooth'
pick shoes, toeing out and free liver
at the butcher shop the prototype of
Lionel Superb Manhood was laying
tne foundation for the lucrative line
01 quackery that Is plied today by
the brood who sell msll- order
"courses" In so-called "physical !!
ture," "vital breathing." "Internal
bathing," "success psychology" and
the like. This Gullible youth had
taken quite unquestlonlngly the sug
gestion tnat a large chest expansion
"strengthened the lungs and so pro
tected against such "weakness" ss
consumption. By diligence In his
dally practice he had learned how to
expand the upper chest abnormally
Just as any young person may learn
to contort the body for freak show
purposes. Along with that vagary the
young man had absorbed certain
other lessons taught by these self
constituted experts on health, such
as the notions that regular physio-
tans are au prettj dishonest and
medical science Is largely a lot of
wild theories which any barbershop
savant can ahatter between puffs on
nis cigaret. The young wiseacre in
evitably came to believe that the right
100a, plenty or fresh air, cold baths
and the Interesting exercises pre
scribed by the professor Insured one
radiant health. So It seemed down
right foolish to the fatuous victim
tff consult a piker medical practitioner
wnep ne nad what he called a "cold
tnat nung on." Instead he wrote
to the professor for more detailed In
structions sbout the exercises, fasting.
Dams, eto., and bo he got along fa
mously until by this accident a diag
nosis of his disease was msde.
The Instance Is not exceptional. In
deed, It Is quite common. The busi
ness of teschlng the youth of the
country things that are not so about
health Is the main support of our
Urge wood pulp magazine publishing
inaustry. Most of these popular pub
lication would quickly disappear If
the freak and fad healers and health
vendors should cease angling for new
customers and attempt to coast along
for a few months on the good will of
their old victims! No chance of that.
for there Is the test which ' dlstln-
sulshes the honest doctor from the
quack. The honest doctor Is content
to let his satisfied patients tell the
world how good he Is.
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Extra Special
Danish Pastry
The real article at a very special introductory
price. Both fruit and plain pieces.
assorted pieces
for
Don't miss these. They are something new to our
assortment of fine pastries.
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EXTRA!
Watch this paper for details of the Orand Opening
of our new plant on Oct. 14th. Plenty of surprises!
QUESTIONS AND AN8WKH3. .
Canned Versus Dried.
Expectant mother. Husband out of
work. I am trying to can vegetables
for winter use. I have had trouble
keeping spinach and kale. I wonder
If these would be Just aa nourlahtng
If I dried them for winter use?
Mrs. T.
Answer Tes. Both csnnlng and
drying would destroy the vitamins In
them. But otherwise the nourishing
values are preserved as well In the
dried ss In the canned articles.
Elocution Instruction.
I am "nervous." or I suppose I
should say afraid when I think of
going any place or meeting and talk
ing with people, even visiting my
husband's place of business. Would
elocution lessons help me to over
come this? Mrs. O. P.
Answer Yes. So will swimming les
sons or music lessons, provided you
have a strict teacher.
Starch Is Food.
Awful craving for raw starch right
out of the package. Am not an ex
pectant mother. My doctor said he
never heard of such a thing before.
Mrs. H. A. B.
Answer It is a harmless craving.
Starch la good food, raw or cooked.
Try chewing some wheat, or oats, or
wild or brown rice, or raw carrots,
turnip or whatever other raw vege
table you like. AU these things are
wholesome. Of course you will wash
everything well before you eat It.
(Copyright, 1933, John F. DUle Co.)
Ed Note: Headers wishing to
communicate with Dr. Brady
should send letters direct to Dr.
William Brady. M. D 265 El Ca
mino, Beverly Hills. Cailf.
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NLW YORK
DAY BY DAY
3y O O. MclntyTe
ATLANTIC CITY, N. J Oct.
The Boardwalk's greatest hours, to
my notion, are between 8 and 11 at
night, when the
beaches are de
serted and after
dinner crowds
are In a saunter
lng, window
shopping humor.
Tae majority of
the shops and
stores are open
until m t d night
and after.
There Is an
open gesturing
for trade that
gives a round -the
corner lure.
but it is never annoying. Salespeople
catch the mood of the prowler and
permit him to mosey the labyrlntn
of bazaars with no tagging at heels.
Piers add a daszle with the coll and
flash of their electrical zlz-boom-ahl
At night ballyhoo bands of cow
girls, midgets and Senegalese trum
pet at entrances of the exhibits. And
the old-time circus barker with neck
tie diamond and hair in lion-tamer's
roach, is In his leather-lunged ele
ment. Above all, the lively crack and
skirl of the surf.
One finds, too, the Original Puppy
man lathering hotdogs with mustard.
A sandwich cave with Lew Tendler In
red neon. Didn't he used to box Ben-
11c
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"Penthouse' at
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IT V. 'J
MYKNA LUY ana WARNER BAXTER in
ARTHUR SOMERS ROCHES' 'PENTH0U5E
With Warner Baxter and Myrna
Loy at the top of an tmprea&lve cast.
"Penthouse," from the pen of Arthur
Somera Roche, opens Saturday at the
Holly.
Directed by the masterful touch of
W. 8. VanDyke, who brought such
notable productions as "Trader Horn"
and "White Shadows in the South
Seas" to the screen, "Penthouse" pre
ny Leonard? Chrlstenson's stallions!
Old-fashioned minstrels. The wild
animal nursery t Bluch. and his
clown pageant! America, Indeed, at
play!
All the auctions are not of Jewelry
as In Manhattan. Mostly they sell
enormous rugs. Why tourists want
to lug home such Impedimenta Is a
question, but they do. At the rug
auction are huge easels on which they
are displayed while the muezzin
bleats their Syrian ancestry. Rugs to
me have always been something to
trip over, but after tuning In awhile
I came away with a definite tug for
a rug, too.
One of the human interest pulls
of Atlantic City la to back a roller
chair against the searall and watch
the kalledoscopic blur. After night
fall the sideshow freaks come out for
a whiff of air. Thla eventnir. for in
otarts Tomorrow -
4 Days of Mystery
HE LEARNED ABOUT LOVE from
A GIRL OF
fi
Charles Butterworth
Phillips Holmes
Plus
"I Heard Betty Boop
"Bundle Of Blues"
"Duke Ellington"
"Paramount News"
If r It!- What a setting for a
t luxurious towering J'ij
I penthouses where love WA
A VtWW'X cheap-where you can't 04&
Y pvtiv VS, tell a debutante from a C
' tux demi-monde! It'll hold
to the final fade.
m Vi kit mii
in ARTHUR h$f- jr , I .,ffSfw . ?
F-V ISOMERS 5- H'tf? '
MYRNA LOY
a (clrqbV((yj .rrt
Holly Saturday"
sents a modern and laudable picture
of New York's high spots the Mad
Manhattan that Walter Winchell and
O. O. Mclntyre have glorified in the
public press.
Filmed almoat entirely In settings
tha trepresent the lavish penthouse
world atop New York's skyscrapers,
the picture captures the pulse of the
great metropolis roof-top life.
stance, we saw a seven-foot giant
with a midget elbowed In his right
arm, chatting, oblivious to the rub
bernecks. Atlantic City has 1,200 hotels to ac
commodate the twenty millions year
ly. Permanent population Is around
50,000, which 'swells to aa nigh as
450.000 during summer peaks. The
boardwalk la seven miles long and the
beach has swarmed with 100,000 bath
ers. There are those who. getting
over first blisters, do a seven-mile
walk before breakfast. Al Jolson once
cured Insomnia this way.
Among a number of things not
working along the shore Is the salt-
snaker. Salt absorbs the moisture
and becomes a rocklike clot. Scien
tific minds have tried to prevent this
but one still has to chink it off. That
is why so many shakers are found
in the beach combines. Deanairin;
" "-". iiqo, swajjnu.uti neavea no.
THE UNDERWORLD!
"Don't Kiss
Me Don't
Ever Kiss
Me Unless
You Mean
It!"
Branded an outcast by
the 400, he went to the
world of the lawless to
find romance!
LAST TIMES TODAY
"MONTE CARLO MADNESS"
with Sari Maritza and Hans Albers
Plus Clever Short Reel
Flight 'oTime
i (MearorO and JacitMJD Count)
aislory from cne met oi I he
Vail Tribune ot tv and 10 Year
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
October 6, 1923.
(It was Saturday.)
The heaviest rain of the year de
acenda upon the city and valley.
Richard Payne of the First Na
tional bank returns from a two weeks
vacation.
Mrs. Guy Conner Is back from a
trip to southern California.
Printed copies of the new city
traffic ordinance are distributed, and
after the campaign of education, ail
violators will be prosecuted.
Chamber of Commerce efficiency
expert to open a class in scientific
salesmanship.
The Hl-Times named John Hola
gang Its editor-in-chief.
Dr. W. E.
this city.
Lantia to open offices In
Federal court In session here,
will visit Ctater Lake.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
October 6, 1013.
(It was Tuesday.)
Athletics win opening game of
world series, 6 to 5, when Home-Run
Baker lives up to bis name.
rieiKta Oniric amntAita In IV
Bates brothers' barber shop for the
last three years, left thfs morning
with his wife and family for an ex
tended visit with relatives and friends
In Pennsylvania. Mr. Saylor expects
to return to Medford after the holt.
days.
A typical
valley.
Oregon mist visits the
Federal court
hall.
convenes In Moose
The Burning Rivet" at the Isis;
"A Woman In the Uultimate," a story
of the badger game,: and Blograph
special, at the Star; "I'm Your
Cooky" at the It. i
guests, over the breakfast eggs, have
suddenly turned to open windows and
heaved ho.
SaturrW
Who
Killed
Mimi?
you'll
guess
the
ansivprl