PAOE SIX
aiEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, SUND5T, SEPTEMBER 10, 1933.
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By Arthur Perry
The next GREAT ISSUE la going to
be: Bow can I keep the kids In
school and at the same time refuse
to pay my taxes, even if I can pay
my taxes? . i
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Pall showed up suddenly tu mid
week, causing the womenfolks to ap
pear In their new fall coats and the
menfolk In their old wool socks.
Sam Houston of the po. has his
chest poked out like a spring robin,
as he has become a grandpaw.
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Farmers continue unhappy, despite
the fact that the OoOvt. will pay
them to farm. Some of the farmers
feel Uncle Sam should pay them for
coming to town to cuss the luck
that made them farmers.
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Lumber Is going up, but Is still not
blah enough for everybody to start
building a house at once,
rno Oldest 1. jviaru ooy was jiuldu
going down the street Thurs. eve car
rying a baaeball bat, a football, and
tennis racket, and It Is feared he will
turn out to be an athlete. It would
peeve the Nipponese to have him
playing quarterback on the grid
squad.
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The co. ot. has thought up a bar
barous plot to make the prisoners
In the co. Jail work. This Is the
worst Injustice In many a moon, and
enough to make the blood boll.
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Donald Casebolt, 13, our wide
awake secretary, revealed Frl. that If
he ever got the cash and nerve neces
sary, he was going to ask a certain
blonde to accompany him to a movie.
The young fellow la scared of both
the blonde and her Maw.
Thurston (T. X.) Daniels, mention
ed for the legislature, has declined,
ma everybody thought he would. It
was hoped he would be caught nap
ping. Mr. Daniels la a Democrat
but he does not say much about
that and a good man, and, If he
was appointed, It would be Just like
him not to attend.
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S. Morris, the T.-Rock. S.-Valley,
O.-Hlll agriculturist, towned Frl.,
wearing a leather coat like the Uni
versity of Oregon boys.
The wrestling match Thura. eve
waa not very well attended, but those
present were rewarded amply. The
gladlatora grunted dramatically, and
when It looked like wrestling It was
boxlnr, and when It looked like
boxing It waa wreatling.
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People are still out of money for
everything except new autoa, eta.,
etc., etc., etc.
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Owing to an increase In auto traf
fic on the main drags. Jaywalking
la no longer eafe and pedestrians are
forced to use the crossings.
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The Bow and Arrow Olub baa been
granted permission to use a vacant
lot. The members are called arch
era. The bow and arrow Is a dan
gerous weapon, but when unloaded
never goea off and kills an Innocent
bystander. The archers never point
a bow and arrow at a friend, In the
spirit of fun, or as an Impractical
Joke. The lady archera are the beat
and usually hit something, If not
what they are aiming at.
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There Is a lack of vice except Ad.
Moat of the prevailing evil is a hang
over from the late wallowing in It
the klrd that lives after men who
do It.
REMAINS IN TUNNEL
ROSEBURO, Ore., Sept. 0. (AP)
The body of Dm. O. Adams, 69, waa
found Friday In Tunnel Eight
mountain, near Olendale, according
to a message received by Coroner H.
C. Stearns and Sheriff Percy Webb,
who left Immediately to make the
Investigation.
Searchers have been looking for
Adams since his disappearance from
bis Olendale bom August U.
Noblesse
PX-PRESIDENT and Mrs. Hoover the other day, signed
N. R. A. cards, and placed themselves and their household
behind the New Deal program. This, of course, was to be ex
pected. All right thinking citizens are doing the same.
Yesterday President Roosevelt did not exactly return the
compliment. But he did endorse the principle of relief, that
Mr. Hoover as President, advocated and for which he was so
roundly criticized.
Said the President to the third annual mobilization for
human needs at the White House:
"Soma arena have not dona their share and have been coming
hat In hand to the Federal government. . , , The whole experience
we are going through will come back In the end to Individual citi
zens, to Individual responsibility, to private organization. . . . Our
program Is opposed to permanent extension of purely government
operations carried to the extent of relieving us of our Individual
responsibilities aa citizens."
In almost the same words when President, Mr. Hoover
said, relief primarily should be local, that the government
could and would aid, but that it could and would not, substi
tute government relief for community relief.
TPHESE two incidents merely demonstrate that on the bigger,
more fundamental issues which this economic crisis has
created, the present and former presidents stand together far
more closely than partisans on either side would have us be
lieve. .
In farm, industrial, financial
lican and Democratic leaders
were not fundamentally far apart in methods.
But where President Hoover, for one' reason and another
failed. President Roosevelt has
opinion of this newspaper differences in time and tempera
ment, rather than radical differences in political philosophy,
were largely responsible.
Money Value
TpHE value of cooperative marketing associations, in the
Pacific Northwest are strikingly brought out in the official
report of the Federal International Credit Bank of Spokane,
just released:
' Cooperative marketing associations of the Pacifio North'
west have borrowed nearly $40,000,000 during the last ten
years from this bank, and have paid back practically every
cent of it. One cooperative failed to repay $20,000 of its obli
gations, but this sum hag been charged off its books by the
bank.
Seven major commodities of the four states have been
financed by the bank: Wheat, canned goods, wool, beans,
alfalfa seed, honey and prunes. Thirty-one associations have
drawn upon the bank for financing. These co-ops have a
membership of about 31,000. Cooperatives financed through
the bank during the 10-year period, together with their num
bers of members and amounts borrowed, include: Canned
goods, Apple Growers Association, Hood River, Oregon, 590
members, $475,000; Cooperative Berry Growers, 555, $59,535;
Eugeno, Ore., Fruit Growers Association, 2000, $2,980,000;
Grand Inland Canning Company, 20, $62,708; Growers Co
operative Association, 362, $1175,249; Northwest Cooperative
Association, 70, $579,601; Puyallup & Sumner Fruit Growers,
1236, $936,375; Stayton Canning Company, 199, "$983,586; The
Dalles (Ore.) Cooperative Growers, 83, $42,000; Washington
Canners Cooperative, 535, $111,317; Wenatchee District Co-
operative, 268, $34,539. Total,
The loss on the total loaned
1 per cent, and is regarded as testimony not only to the sound
management of the bank, but to the success of cooperative
marketing in tho northwest.
Especially during recent
bank credit, the great majority of producers belonging to the
cooperatives .would have been unable to secure financing
through any other channel than the credit bank and their own
associations. Thus, the bank has served as the prime agency
in maintaining these important agricultural industries in tho
four states.
New County Court Makes Good
'T'HE decision of the county court to improve the court house
grounds, with jail labor is an excellent one.
Such a common sense plan will save the taxpayers between
four and five hundred dollars
give the jail Inmates healthful outdoor exercise, which will be
a boon to all except those who try to break in so they oan
sleep and cat at county expense. The latter will be discour
aged when they find real work 'is expected, which will again
provide relief for the taxpayers.
All in all, it is one of those 100 per cent GOOD ideas whioh
we wonder had not been thought of, and adopted before.
As predicted, the now county court with Judge Earl Day,
assisted by Commissioners Ncalon and Billings, is functioning
harmoniously, efficiently, Hnd giving the taxpayers of this
oomimmity the best administration of county affairs since the
tragio and untimely death of Judge Alex Sparrow.
RECOVERY PLAN
AT STATE RIGHTS
BKDFORD SrBlNOfJ, Pa., Sept. .
(AP) Calling for preservation ot
ths "freedom and Integrity of the
states." Philip Cabot of Harvard uni
versity today characterised the na
tional recovery program as "a long
step In the direction of fascism."
In an address prepared for delivery
at the convention of the Pennsylvania
Electric association, he expressed the
view that If tlx NRA policies "were
made permanent,- the atatea' rights
would be Jeopardised.
"If these emergency measures re
main In fore for any considerable
length of time we may find that the
rorces we nave aet In motion are
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beyond our control, asserted cabot,
Oblige
and social relief, the Repub
had a common purpose, and
thus far, succeeded. In the
of Cooperation
5918 members, $7,750,987.
amounts to less than 5-100ths of
years of restricted commercial
in labor expense alone.
It will i
who la professor of public utility
management In Harvard'a graduate
school of business administration.
"It seems to me unthinkable," he
aald, "that the regimentation of In
dustry and ths control ot personal
oonduot contemplated by the national
Industrial recovery act represent the
sober Judgment of this nation, ex
cept as emergency measures.
"I do not believe that the voters
have seen clearly what It means or
how It would affect their dally Uvea.
The eighteenth amendment was an
experiment In the control of conduct.
It waa a colossal failure, and while
we. are In the proceaa of repealing tt
so as to retrieve that blunder we
have passed the national Industrial
recovery act. which would require a
degree of national control beyond
anything heretofore conceived."
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PORTLAND, Ore., Sept. 9. ( AP)
The fire that raged for three weeks
in the forests of three ivorthwest
Oregon counties destroyed approxi
mately 10.000.000,000 feet of some of
the finest timber In the state, P. H.
Brundage, assistant regional forester
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day to Be.loa.1 r-e.lr c. Jf. Buck,
in cliarge of fire control, reportrd to-
Personal Health Service
By William
blgned letters pertaining to personal aeaita aod Hygiene not to dls
oa dlaguusls or treatment, wUl be answered by Dr. ISrady u ft stamped
self-addressed envelope is enclosed. Letters mould be brief and written in
Ink. Owing to the large number of
wered here. No reply can be made to
Address Dr. William Brady, 263 El Uamlno. ue-erley Bills, Cel.
' WHY HAVE MOSQUITO ES ABOUT THE PLACET
These fine summer night K la
curloua how v 11 tori in March of
healthful environment will tlt out
slapping mosquitoes or bur? Indoors
to escape them,
yet never .prow
even slightly ear
castle about call'
lng the place i
health resort. It
Is our funny edu
cation. Pew of
our "educated
citizens know
why or how mos
quitoes breed or
how to suppress
the nuisance.
Even that droll
Yankee character, tl.a village health
officer, who owes his position to poli
tics, has only vague notions, if any,
about the method of ridding the
community of the mosquito nuisance
It Is pretty widely recognized now
that the presence of files In a place
where food is served stamps the place
as dangerously unsanitary. No mr.tter
If the so-called health or sanitary
authorities plaster the walls with per
mits, licenses, certificates of "inspec
tion, the wise customer will discover
he has mislaid hla appetite or has
got to run to catch a train If the files
get around to him with the waiter.
In spite of the o.k. of the politicians
of the health department, the pres
ence of files Is a sure index of un
cleanllness on the premises or close
enough to constitute a menace to the
health of any one who eats there.
So far as we know, the common
rain-barrel or tomato can mosquito Is
not an agent In the spread of disease.
Only the comparatively rare Ano
pheles (distinguished from the com
mon Culex by Its appearance of al
most standing on Its head when It
alights) carries malaria, and the
Stegomyifi (distinguished by its black
color marked with silvery bands) car
ries yellow fever. Our common raln
barrel or tomato can breed, the Culex,
carries merely ill-temper. Irritability
and an unhealthful distaste for
rambles thru fields, swamp, woods
and berry patch.
Mosquitoes do not go far from their
breeding place In quest of food
Therefore their presence is a sure In
dex of open stagnant water some
where on or close to the premises. It
may be only as much water as will
stand In an old tomato can thrown
back of the garage or In the deep
grass or weeds In the lot at the rear.
It may be a cistern or a little pool
that is not stocked with minnows to
eat the wlggletalls (mosquito larvae).
It may be an obstructed rain spout
somewhere about the roof. Or an un
Applegate s Face Is Red
After Ramming Doctors
Car in Montreal Street
Montreal, Again,
Star Ed. Rooms.
To the Editor:
The Editor of the Star, I think,.
Imagines that I Imagine that I have
lease on this building, the way I
flit In and out, appropriating the
best type-writer and the best looking
women In the building to ask quest
ions of. every week. At that, I've
been here almost long enough to
have a lease on the city hall. But
It's been only 30 much time wasted.
aa far aa accomplishing much la con
cerned. Oh, well, I ve learned quite
a lot about Canada, anyway. It
almost seems natural to say "us Can
adians." .
In a town the slse of Montreal tt
seems strange that there should only
be one big newspaper. There la an
other, La Press, but It Is printed In
French. The main difference, and
the only one that I can see. between
the Star end other big newspaper of
fices Is that the rerjortera here are
not eternally smoking cigarettes ss
they write. Not, I imagine, because
the reporters are any more prejudiced
against the weed than others, but
the building is an old wooden one,
and smoking la, of course, prohibited.
Nomlnlngue Landmarks
We've been in Nomlnlngue again
thla week. Just rel unlng to Montreal
this morning. We're almoat aa fixed
an attraction up there as the town
bell ringer. Let me tell you about
him. Don and I first noticed him at
church one morning. He also acts aa
usher, when he happens to be awake
when people come In. . He Is an octo
genarian of the first water, to say
the lesst. At Important parts of the
Mass it Is his duty to ring the largo
bell. He sits In the back on a raised
platform, the rope In hla hand, his
hand on his chin, and his elbow on
the desk In front of him. He seems
to have the service timed, for he rings
without ever looking up from his 1
doee. Oee It looks funny to see him
there, half asleep with his long wal- j
rus mustache curling fiercely up, and ;
hla eye-brows drooping tamely down,
as he sits week In end week out with- ;
out ever changing his pose. j
The bear I told you about seeing :
a while back got Itself shot for a
deer thla week. We were at the dance
in the village one evening, and a guy
drove up with good old Bruin tied on
the running board. We assume that
It was the same one, since It was shot
within a few miles of where we saw
It, and no other has been reported
lately, and we know It was shot for a
deer since the guv who shot It ssld
ao. About the ortlv wav left tn rill !
guise a deer so people won't shoot It
Is aa a deer. I'm afraid.
Why Yanks nbllked
There were three guys from Phlla- j the notch happened to be going thru
delphla at Oreers this week-end, and a red light 'same as we were, tho.
I now see why Americans have a bad ! and didn't have any kick coming. It
reputation abroad, since these mugs ' dldnt hurt him any: Just knocked
hare also been abiwd this summer, his bike out from under him, de
They personified tie Anevkan who positing him nther unceremoniously
u, .uppcuca 10 o mim,! now mvic.1
better his counuj 1 taaa any other. '
Brady, M.D.
letters received only a lew can be ans
queries not conforming to Instructions.
screened bucket of water anywhere.
It may even be a foot track or wheel
rut In a muddy spot. Anywhere that
water can stand a week or ten days
will do to grow 'skeeters. The female
deposits her eggs on the water; - the
eggs hatch Into ' larvae ("wlggle
talls") in a day or two. After a week
the wlggletalls are transformed into
pupae which He quietly at the surface
of the water, and after two or three
more days the adult winged mosqui
toes emerge from the pupae thru i
rent in their covering.
Draining or emptying all standing
water, and spraying with oil (kero
sene, crude oil, old lubricating oil)
any standing water that can't be
drained, or screening cisterns, wells
or barrels or troughs that hold water,
will control the nuisance. If a pool
or fountain or little pond or brook
can't be kept covered with a thin oil
film (to smother the wlggletalls)
keep It well stocked with minnows
which eat the wlggletalls, or even
gold fish, which are not so fond of
them as are minnows.
QUESTION'S AND ANSWERS
Cherchez La Femme.
At this time of year when the rules
for first aid to drowning are given
much publicity, nearly always the
wrong position of head and right arm
is advised. I want to do what I can
to correct this error. I'd like to know
who originated the practice of placing
the arm or hand under the head.
(K. R.)
Answer I've been trying to solve
that mystery for years, but It baffles
me. I believe a news photographer In
troduced the modification, as it
brings out the beauty of the volun
teer subject's face. . That's the only
earthly reason I can conceive for the
modification of the resuscitation
method Introduced by Senator but
the American Red Cross prefers to
omit the name of Bchafer as well as
change the technic to make a prettier
picture.
Hypothroldlsm.
Is a person whose thyroid gland is
deficient (hypothyroidism) lacking in
iodine. A says yes. B says no, that
thyroid extract must be given, but
not Iodine. (Mrs. L. D.)
Answer Yes. In many cases a suit
able lodln ration Is sufficient treat
ment. Only the patient's physician
can safely prescribe the right amount
of lodln, or thyroid extract if he finds
that necessary.
(Copyright, 1933, John F. Dllle Co.)
Ed Note: Headers wishing to
communicate with Dr. Brady
should send letters direct to Dr.
William Brady, M. D., 265 EI Ca
tnlno, Beverly Hills, Calif.
getting quite drunk continually, and
always expressing his lousy sentiments
In a loud voice. Phooey.
We've had a lot of excitement this
week. The day before we left here
for the country, last week, I picked
off an old guy'a Ford Sedan down
town with the Dodge. He'd stopped
suddenly for a red light (traffic) and
since I couldn't stop suddenly for
anything, the way the brakes on the
car are," I climbed right aboard from
behind. The car belonged to a doctor,
who was evidently, from his actions,
suffering from hydrophobia at the
time. I forgot to mention that he
was In the Ford Sedan at the time
of the cataatrophy. He didn't stay
In It long, tho. He got out, and
seemed to prefer the Dodge to his
Ford. He tried to climb In thst. Not
wishing to be bit by a hydrophob-lac,
on account of the children, I for
atalled this Intention by locking the
door.
A good hydrophob-lac Is not to be
put off so easily, however, and he
hung around till I got out (our
bumpers were locked) which I didn't
do till he'd quit frothing at the
mouth, and then I warily crawled out
on the opposite side. His car wasn't
hurt much just a bent bumper,
which I'd have fixed In a minute,
If he'd only have let me get close
enough to It. But he wouldn't. Not
until after telling me 1'de broken hla
neck, wrecked his car, shattered his
nerves and put his pipe out. I stlU
don't think I put his pipe out. That
was Just a trumped up charge, I
think.
Total Damage $4.15
Anyway, he wanted me to go to his
garage with him end see how much
the damages would be, whereupon I
could pay him and be on my way.
Since I was on my way already to
dinner I declined, promising to look
him up the next day, and giving him
my address. The next day we went
down to the hospital where he is
superintendent. Don went In to see
him, carrying a tale of woe about
how badly hurt I was, with a severely
sprained knee or something. But the
old guy wss so Interested In telling
about his sore neck, that Don dldnt
have time to eulogize me. The bill
was, or rafher atlll Is, four dollars
and fifteen cents. I think he had
the valves ground, too, that being
the only thing that I can think of to
account for the four dollars.
And then that afternoon Don got
him a nice fat kid on a bicycle.
Every time anyone up here sees a
United States license on a car, they
yell "DAMAGES" at the top of their
lungs and one can hear them for
miles. In fact, everyone does, and
comes running. The kid Don got on
on Ine street. We re going after a
babv-busgy. tola wet, after already.
LEGION TO VOTE
The question of whether Medford
American Legion post's drum corps
win make the trip to the Yrera, cel..
Oold Rush, September 15, It and 17,
win be decided at the meeting of the
post Mondsy evening. It la under
stood that the Ashland post's kiltie
band will be present at the celebra
tion and there Is considerable senti
ment for sending the local organiza
tion which made aucb a good show
ing at the recent state Legion con
vention In Klamath Falls.
' In addition to the question of the
Yreka trip the Legionnaires Monday
evening will conclude nominations
for election of post officers. There is
keen rivalry for some ot the chairs
and It is rumored that a dark horse
candidate may be nominated at the
final moment to contest for the
commander's gavel.
Wall St. Report
NEW YORK. Sept. 8. (AP) Re
sumption of Saturday trading In the
securities markets today failed to
arouse even a faint glimmer of en-
'truslasm and stock transactions
dropped to the lowest level of the
year to date. Professionals passed a
few equities back and forth on the
exchange floor, but price fluctua
tions were unimportant and the close
was fairly ateady. Transfers approxi
mated 250,000 shares.
Today's closing price for 82 se
lected stocks follow:
Al. Chem. & Dye
Am. Can
1344
9054
12
. 128
Am. & Fgn. Power
A. T. & T.
Anaconda
16
65
I7H
37H
25"4
21
4 !4
36 H
3
78"4
37 't
32 !4
38,
16
52
23 14
2254
47
Atch..T. & 8. F. .
Bendlx Avla.
Beth steel
California Packing
Catap:llar Tract.
Chrysler . ,
Coml. Solv.
Curtlss Wright
DuPont
Oen. Foods
Gen. Motors
Int. Harvest.
I. T. &, T.
Johns Man. .
Mont. Ward
North Amer. . .
Penney (J. O.)
Phillips Pet.
Radio ...
8
2814
27i4
40 y,
40
Sou. Pac. ..
Std. Brands
St. Oil Cal.
St. Oil N. J.
Trans. Amer.
654!
Union Carb
46
30
.51
United Aircraft
U. S. Steel
Const Brewery Favored
MANITOWOC, Wis., Sept. 9 (AP)
Daniel Bleser, president of the 1
Kingsbury Breweries said today that
options have been taken on west
coast property and that the company
considers producing beer in. the west
to eliminate freight rates, Bleser
denied published reports that a deal
has been closed for erection of a
million dollar brewery at Los Angeles.
There's a busy Business College In
Medford ready to help you succeed.
winter Term (day or night) opens
Monday, Sept. 18. OWN.
adding a horse and buggy last month
in Nomlnlngue. Too bad we can't
frame all these souveneersaand bring
em dsck witn us.
First Roasting Ear
For the first time In my life I've
had roasting ears roasted. Last sum
mer I didn't get any corn-on-the-
cob at all. being on my own resources
In New York, except for the one
roasted rosstlng ear I bought at Coney
isisnd for two bits. It was nicely
buttered and salted, but the aand
In which I accldently dropped tt
made It taste funny so I threw It
away. That's an awful waste, I know,
but I wasn't very hungry anyway.
What I'm trying to remember now.
with little success, Is where the devil
I got a quarter, last year, lb New
York.
Anyway, for the flrat time In my
lire I've had rosstlng ears roasted. We
built a huge bon-flre of driftwood on
the lake shore, and then held the
ears of com over the hottest part
with long sticks, until they were nice
and black, and all bumed on the
ends. If the stick didn't break or
burn, and let the corn fall In the fire.
we then drew off, buttered, salted.
and ate them. And were they good?
Most decidedly, they were NOT. They
tssted like burnt popcorn. If It
weren't for the sand which leaped up
from the bed of the lake and hid
between the kernels it would have
been some better, but not much. I
like csnned corn, myself. j
Recruit signed j
Some time ago I mentioned some
thing about a kid In Nomlnlngue :
wanting to go abroad with us, and I:
guess he'll go. His name Is Rolsndj
Morlss, and If he does attend us, may
God have mercy on him. This vaga-
bonding la awell at times, but this;
guy gets kind of surly at times snd ;
Oh I Oh I the surly bird catches the:
germ. That doesnt fit very well, but
It's the best pun I can think of at!
the time.
We were down to see the shipping
master of the cattle boat we are to
go on and now he says we can't go
'till the twentieth. I'm afraid if we
have to wait that long we'll never go,
cause were getting pretty low on!
rocks with which to buy groceries.'
They claim that everything is two!
weeks behind schedule because the
boat Is tied up for repair of damages1
suffered during the recent Atlantic ',
storms.
Mr. Ruhl once told me that when!
there waa nothing to ssy, say It In aai
rew words as possible, so I guess I'd
better throw In the sponge on this
(thanks, Boyl.)
DICK APPLEGATE.
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By O. O. Mclntyre
NEW YORK, spt. 8 From mid
night until dawn I sat In the salon
d'attente reserved for expectant feth-
di d, iu m now
York maternity
hospital. While
I soaked up
some of the
tension of the
new parent, who
Inhaled four
packages of clg
arettea furious
ly, mostly my
mind was far
away.
Waiting In a
v;vi3 orisis, inougnw
A ...atf.- I1lr
" . ' 1 bubbles In the
Hn4 t t.hrtuffh'fr. vinw much an erect
gentleman near the door, taut as a
fiddle string, looked like Charles O.
Norrls and I thought how much my
life would alter were I born again.
One thing certain I would prefer
re-blrth In a small town.
I would regret missing that period
of sitting on the front porch In the
hazy twilight of a aummer evening.
This phase of family communion Is
almost gone. How contagious the
serenity of trees In sleepy whisper!
A dreamy link with an alluring peace
so Tennysonlan.
What I have missed most in the
city Is the calm of dusk, the queer
whirl of arabesques as night paints
a black-out. instead of the low cad
ence of crlcketa, the fierce huzzah of
traffic. Instead of flre-flles, the gar
ish zig-zag of enormous electric bea
cons. I shall alwaya mlsa the splen
dor of rural aunsets.
Somewhere I have read In a rich
anthology of life that no one, living
20 years In a small town, Is ever com
pletely happy In a city. I lacked two
years of 20 In the hills, but I sub
scribe to that. The same rule applies
to the city bred who migrate to smal
ler communities. All of which doubt
less counts for the sociological fact
the most aupremely happy people are
those who live and die where born.
But about being born again. I'd
like to be far handsomer. Some
where midway between Jack Buchan
an Wanun Wllllftm . wnnlrt do. A
pair of shoulders like Herb Roth's
might help. They could leave me my
ears. They are rather dandy. I would
attend a fresh-water college. I've
alwaya had a leaning toward Wabash.
Newspaper work would be my choice
and the Kansas City Star my first
hope.
Assuredly I would never use tobac
co. Of all Life's naggers, Nicotine Is
the most relentless. I would not
start girling until about 21. Then I
would make It hum and marry as I
did at 24. I'd learn one language
other than my own perfectly. French
preferably and Spanish second choice.
From knee-high to a duck up to and
including the doddering age I'd have
dogs around. As one of life's In
defatigable yessers I would learn to
say "No" with the click of a roulette
ball. !
I'd like to have the same friends.
Not one ever failed me. , I've heard
of double-crossing, but no one I cat
alogued aa friend ever has. I run
counter to ordinary existence consist
ently In but one way. I refuse to be
an early bird. And that goea double
were I born again. The rest of the
world can have from 0 to 11 a. m,
I'll take night and a hamburger on
ryel Pine music is one of the most
magnificent of earth's generosities
and I sincerely regret I did not ac
quire love for It.
Among lesser accomplishments of
life's monotonous tic-toe, I'd like to
wear a hat like Cllve Brook's, write
of the trivial as engagingly as Rob
ert Louis Stevenson, gurgle airy per
siflage like Noel Coward, fill a room
with electric excitement upon enter
ing It In the manner of Floyd Gib
bons, sport a breast pocket handker
chief like Aubrey Eads and be as
boisterously breezy as Lee Tracy.
Dietetics, I believe, play Important
part In human tranquility. A light
breakfast, no lunch and what Arnold
Bennett calls a largish dinner la my
idea. One sometimes has to live 40
years to become current to the glow
of calling on the sick and encourag
ing the struggler up. And sometimes
even longer to learn the poisonous
futility of hate. Born again, I'd
never contract a single debt. Not
because of any particular conscience
twinge. But because perpetual debt
tears down something one can never
butld up.
At 6:30 a. m. a coolly competent
nurse announced a 7-pound boy. Un-
Mimrfsf OwT.fr, CbatmiB CiH-
frran Hn.'''ny Coram. 'tinn
nJstf Got. Tmo4 BKiurdtoa.
POWELt ,t O'FARRELL
I J,-
1 .
Flight 'o Time
MeOford and Jackson County
History from the Flies ot The
VI all Itibane of 20 and 10 Vean
0.)
TE!t YEARS AGO TODAY
September 10. 1021
(It was Monday)
Seven U, 8. destroyers go ashore In
heavy fog off Santa Barbara, Cal.
Bathing beauty contest at county
fair Is called off. due to lack of en
tries. Citizens of valley contribute liber
ally to Red Cross drive for funds for
aid of quake devastated region of Ja
pan. Eclipse of sun comes off on ached,
ule time, but Is obscured here by
clouds. '
Mercury soars to 100 degrees and
people anxious for cooler weather.
City to enforce ordinances prohib
iting autoa In front of fire plugs and
racing the fire engine to the fire.
Frsd Wagner named postmaster at
Ashland.
Local sports bet considerable money
on Dempsey-Plrpo fight.
Jackson county fair opens tomor
row with horse and auto racing.
.TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
September 10, 1913
(It was Wednesday)
Good roads bonds carry by 3379
majority. Sams Valley opposes alona
of all county precincts.
Harry Thaw, the rich slayer who'
escape from madhouse, now reported
in New Hampshire.
Gol4 Hill Invites everybody to be
their guests Saturday, September 30,
and eat baked salmon. Arrangement
have been made to feed 600. The
celebration will "be for the sole pur
pose of getting together and having
a good time before winter sets in."
Prankle Edwards and Bud Boyd to
battle In main event of boxing card
in Angle opera house.
Hobo hits a rear-end brakeman on
head with a club near Main street
crossing.
City police escort three girls, all
17 years old, to their homes when
found at 10 o'clock last night on
Main street. They were waving at
passing autolsts.
consciously during the racking wait,
I was mapping out a life for him. In
my zeal I had forgotten the simple
rule that will make the lively new
comer happier than advice of all the
sages. A trite little thing, It runs Ilk'1
this: "Mind your own business."
(Copyright, 1933, McNaught
Syndicate, Inc.)
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