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By Artbui Prr
. It look like the pear harvest will
be at lta height, Juat' when tha deer
hunting seaaon opens on Sept. 90,
and tha autumn iJblng la beat.
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Robert (Bob) Bbel haa returned
from Chile after 14 yeara. Mr Bbel
was a Copco worker, when Copco
workera atood out In front of the
lighthouse on aunny afternoons, and
watched the drummera go by.
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One of the horae-cheatnut treea In
front of the Univ. Olubakl tbreatena
to quit whinnying.
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September waa ushered In Trl. and
tha month will aee the end of tha Ice
cream panta aeaaon for malea.
People who have been out In the
rural areaa lately report that farmera
who three yeara ago apent their wak
ing boura throwing bouqueta at the
gov., now have a handful of brick.
Tha agrarlana are also reported tired
of atufflng the atate treasurer full of
fried chicken, to hear him cuaa the
subsidized preaa.
i X. Ulrlch of the Prospect area
towned Wed. and dlecuased plana for
combatting the anow next winter,
Photoa of county employeea on a
recent plcnlo, have come to light,
and ahow Judge W. R. Coleman up
In front entirely aurrounded by
homely girls.
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Young Edd Kelly, a rising young
attorney, rose up the middle of the
week and went to Washington, D. O.,
where he haa a Job among Democrata
of national prominence and Cadillac
autos.
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Tha population la not Increasing
up the creeks and canyons, aa waa
the rule laat year at thla time, when
the slogan waas Vote right and eat
liearty all winter.
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There waa a meeting at the cthse
auditorium Friday noon, which was
very orderly, feot being kept on the
floor, and no threata made against
the govt, with the Bible for an alibi.
Lynching of the dlst. atty waa not
advocated and cheered.
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Bualnesa haa started to move
around, but Charlie Strang and
Asothel Hubbard are still at their old
atanda.
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Police report that a lOe bottle of
lemon extract U responalble for much
of the havoc blamed on tha 9.3.
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C. Bates skinned out for the Chi
cago fair last wk, by way of Boston
and New Orleans, high taxaa to tha
contrary notwithstanding.
Kids poured out to a free movie
allow, the end of the week, like
Intelligent voters rushing to Uie
polls to vote the wrong way.
Tha aoclal whirl slowed down last
week, but cooler weather will ener
gize things. The christening of the
H. Flewher bakery Is not far off, and
promises to be a stcmwtndlng event
or me early autumn. Now that the
Depression la officially over, more
ahlvareea are predicted, aa the
younger element la becoming roman
tically courageous.
This county la now ahy two repre
sentatives In the legislature, which Is
liable to be a aerloua handicap, If a
fish bill should come up. Two will
be named by the governor, and they
ahould be men who will not serve, If
named.
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A deer waa killed for a deer, to tha
hunter waa fined next winter been
and alx months gaaoltne.
Olympic Star Wed.
BEVERLY HILLS, Cel., Sept. 1
(AP) In the chapel of the Church
of th. Clood ftiiepherd, Eleanor Holm,
swimming stir and film sclrws. and
Arthur Jerrttt singer, knelt Do fore
the altar today and ware married by
Fatrer Michael Muiiina. Oue.ta In
cluded Ant-irvl? M.-reno, artrr vhove
late wife. Mm. Delay C. Moreno was
Mlaa Holm's guardian In Hollywood
during th swimmer, minority,
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Why
TTHB Portland Journal approves of abolishing the ritate tax
oommibiion. - Well it might as well be abolished, if the
Journal's political principles are to be carried out in this state.
The elimination of the state budget committee is also ap
proved. For the same reason, that action might as well be
carried out.
; In fact the ENTIRE STATE GOVERNMENT might as well
be abolished, including the legislature, the office of governor,
secretary of state, and if the Journal is willing, the office of
state treasurer, even though it might deprive its political fa
vorite Rufus Holman, of a job.
UNDER present conditions, which the Journal is partly re
sponsible for, and which It strongly approves, Oregon
has no further use for representative government
We elect a man for governor, who as chief executive is sup
posed to run the affairs of the state, but we refuse to let him
run them.
We elect representatives to the legislature to legislate, to
pass laws to determine policies, but after they have determined
them, we proceed to nndo all they have done.
We select a tax commission to formulate definite taxation
policies, delegate them with that power, but when this has
been done, we proceed to repudiate the action at the first
opportunity.
We also select a budget committee, with the power to out
line expenses .eliminate duplications and extravagances, place
the financial affairs of the state on a business basis, but after
they have funotioned, we at least the Journal docs charge
the committee with curtailing neither waste nor graft, main
tain "it is a department without an excuse for existence, and
should be abolished."
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CO ON all down the lino. We are supposed to live nnder a
representative government, but we don't, and as long as
the Journal has Its way, we never will.
Theoretically we give these various delegates certain powers,
but actually we don't allow them to exercise those powers.
At every opportunity we cither hamstring representative
government or repudiate it. '
WHY continue the faroet Why keep on electing 'men to
office, why delegate to tbcra certain powers, and then
promptly withdraw that authority, and.refiise to let them exer
cise those powors. '
It's a waste of time and money. We should either retain
representative government, SUPPORT AND MAINTAIN IT;
as our forefathers intonded; or admit that representative gov
ernment is another thing that the depression has broken down,
and frankly go over to Fascism or the dictatorship of the prole
tariat. There is no other outcome.
The Demagogue Journal
CO WHILE, on this lino of reasoning, we sec no objection to the
J Journal's program of turning the rascals out, we neverthe
less refuse to subscribe to the Journal's justification for its
courso.
It favors eliminating the state tax commission for example,
booause as the Salem Capital Press states:
"Instead of evolving aclentlflo waya of equalising the tax burden
aa It claimed It waa going to do, It haa busied Itself finding new
aubterranean waya of raising money for the tax spenders, and In
schemes to place the entire burden on the poor Instead of tha rich
via such proposals as the salea tax."
The sales tax again 1 Now tho Journal KNOWS that oharge
isn't true, or if it doesn't then it knows NOTHING about the
state tax commission, or the tax situation in this state.
The members of the state tax commission are all honest and
honorable men. Tho idea that they spent their time trying to
soak the poor man is so utterly absurd and unfounded, that we
are amazed that a paper of the Journal's standing would be so
unfair and shameloss as even to COUNTENANCE it. They are
and always have been, working night and day, to devise the
best and fairest tax system that can be devised.
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'T'RUE thoy favored the sales tax,' So did Governor Meier.
So did BOTH houses of the legislature. So did practically
every student of the state's tax problom, solely interested in tho
host method of meeting the prosent crisis in state finances,
rather than in what was POPULAR or might secure votes.
Seven other states in the country faced by the same situation,
all passed the sales tax. We have yet to hear of ONE of them
where the tax has not been a success, has not done what MUST
be done, secure sufficient cash, in the earliest possible time,
to run the government and ward off bankruptcy and repudi
ation. Of course tho Journal fought it, because' it knew, as did
everyone else, that the tax would not bo popular and with the
proper appeal to class prejudice and the usual arts of dema
goguery, it could easily be beaten. It was a field day for the
demagogues and the rabble rousing press and politicians.
Tho Journal called the sales tax wicked in principle and
vicious in practice. '
Tet if the Journal is honest and sincere in this statement,
how does it justify its fulsome praises for the Roosevelt agricul
tural relief bill; its failure ever to criticize, much less condemn,
tho stato gits tax, or the hghway program financed largely by
itt These are sales taxes. If the PRINCIPLE is wrong how
can its application ever be right!
IT condemned the stato sales tax also because the consumer
has to pay. But who pays tho GAS tax t Certainly not John
D. Rockefeller. The consumer pays it. Who pays thr federal
processing tax on wheat as porfect a sales tax as anyone could
wish to see, the consumer again, the "poor dovil'' who has
to buy a lonf of bread, ' '
Who pays the cotton tax, the
other SALES taxes of the New
man or woman, buying cotton
But apparently that's all right according to the Journal. In
fact it's the perfect fruition of genius, the apogee of patriotism.
Sales taxes put into effect by
meet tha present acuta emergency in federal finances are fine
and dandy, but when a Republican administration in the state
of Oregon tries to do THE SAME THING, on a broader, fairer
scale and for the SAME reason
"It's a wicked, diabolical plot by enUeuulied wealth and
Not!
pork tax, the meat tax all the
Dealt The consumer every
cloth or a slice of ham.
a democratic administration to
venal politicians to benefit the rich and pauperize the poor!"
Oh shades of Kingfish Hueyl Oh journalistic "liberalism,"
what crimes are committed i.1 thy name!
Personal Health Service
By William
signed letters pertnming to personal osaitai and aygtenc sot to dis
ease dlagnuele or treatment, will be oawerad oy Dr. Brady d a stamped
all-addressed envelope u enclosed. Lettera mould be arlef and written In
Ink. Owing to the large opmher of letters received only lew can be ans
wered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instructions.
Address Or. William Brady. ZSS El camlno. rlaverley Ullls, Cai.
NO REASON WHY A WO MAS MAY NOT SWIM .
A dlatlnguUhed phyalciin. Dr. de
ll t Duel Mother, tor Born jre&rt med
ical advlMr of women Id Stanfoid
University, haa
one of tboie
"queer ndtlone"
I am subject to.
but abetiu It la
a comparatively
mild form. .
in her fine lit
tle book. "Per
sonal Hygiene for
Women," pub
llshed by Stan
ford University
1 Press, (and an
M meal H.50 gift
for any girl, I should think), Dr.
M a her says:
"The importance of bathing is also
overlooked, especially at the men-
strual period, why should a wo
man alter all her habits of life so
sharply at the time of menstruation?
This alone is sufficient to account
fot many of her symptoms. At the
time of her functional periodicity she
needs more rather than less bathing,
provided ..."
Here I deeply regret to say the
author uses ft lot of weasel words
that suck the significance out 'of the
wholesome and san view already ex
pressed. Perhaps her purpose was to
let the old fogies down gently. Or
It may be that her publishers de
cided the Doctor's teaching was too
startling and she'd have to add on
a few hundred words to salve down
the old parties who have the most
to say If not much to do In Medi
cine today. Publishers are like that.
If you have any clear Ideas to Im
part to the public you had better be
your own publisher and take all the
blame or censure yourself.
Why should a woman change her
hablto of life so sharply at the time
of her functional periodicity? No
reason that an Intelligent person can
express In unequivocal language. And
why ahould she change her whole
attitude and her philosophy or her
way of thinking at this time?
The woman at this time may bathe,
Dr. Mosher says, provided care Js
taken to prevent chilling of the sur
face, and provided she gradually ac
customs herself, without fear or wor
ry In regard to consequences, to rat
ional bathing at this as well as other
times.
That's too bad. 1 have recom
mended Dr. Moshcr's book to a great
many young women who sought es
sential knowledge and sound advice
the subject, and I'd reluct to
Pete!
Applegates Canoe Trip
Rivals Columbus' Famed
Voyage for Blind Going
Montreal, Again.
Quebec, Canada.
To the Editor:
This Is getting rather monotonous,
I'll bet, listening to Applegate talk
about running back and forth be
tween Nomlntngue and Montreal, but
monotonoua as It may sound, we've
really had quite a bit of fun doing It.
Last week 1 believe I mentioned
an attempted canoe trip that had
failed miserably on account of rain.
This week we completed the trip,
and It was atlll raining.
The trip waa made In an eleven
foot birch-bark canoe. The only
weapon, 1 believe, ever developed by
the Indian that ever threatened to
hold the white man In check. If the
government hadn't abolished their
use In umpty-ateen. thla story would
never be written by me, nor read
with avid Interest by you.
There being no other type of canoe
obtainable, Don and I therefore had
to make the best of It and pack our
blankets and grub and start out. The
day was lovely, and hardly a cloud
waa In sight. The lake waa like clasa.
Not a atlr of wind. And It waa nice
and warm. Sooner or later I'll learn
that those conditions of the elements
are to be looked upon with suspicion.
Before leaving we had obtained
maps from the McOtll university
summer camp ahowtng Just where
we were going and how to gc there.
I ahould say, "Vertigo and how to
get there," but that would be a pun,
so I won't. Theie msps were the
most lying documents I've seen In
some time.
The first part of the trip, all miles,
must needs be accomplished with the
Dodge, and Eddie Oreer drove ua
over, to return for us In two days.
Our starting point waa to be an old
aaw mill on Lao dea lalea, a lake
about twlc or thre. tlmea the aire of
Diamond Lake. Aa we left the pier,
two glrle In a silver canoe came out
onto the water acrona from us, snd
started out. Being In good condition
from our mountain climbing, w. put
on th. heat and flashed past them In
a lather of foam. In a ehort time
we were out of alght around the first
bend of the rim of the lake. And
there we made our first mistake.
Tha map showed tha turn, and ao
we took It. We could aee a big arm
of the lake oft to our right, but the
map aald left and w went left. We
paddled for an Intermable time, at
laat coming to a long narrow atrip
of water which had no place on the
map. But wa went thru It anyway,
and then tried to guess our direction,
Don and 1 almost getung Into a fight
about which way to turn. Tho map
waa very clear on this point. Scat
tered along our Intended rout, ware
scattered various marker., euch aa
, stars, asterisks, snd pot-hooks of an
(original kind that I have not aeen
before.
At on. part, It waa very definitely
Brady, MJ.
discourage sny girl or woman from
enjoying a swim or a bath whenever
she might wish to go In.
All these to whom I have recom
mended the book and others who
have yet to read It should know
there Is no sense In that quaint Idea
of getting gradually accustomed to
bathing or to swimming or to going
In the water. I mean ao far aa health
or hygiene la concerned. Any girl
who is not feeble-minded ought to
know enough to come out when she
Is too cold to enjoy the water sny
longer, or to stay out If the water
Is so cold no one can enjoy It. By
the same token any girl, child, wo
man or man may safely decide for
themselves at any time or In any
ctrcumstsnces whether they will go
in swimming or take a bath. No
one but an idiot needs a doctor or
anyone else to caution care about
such a question,
t hope that when Dr. Mosher re-
vises her excellent little book she'll
delete the 8alreygamp stuff from the
third chapter.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Fitted With Zippers
At 39, first baby born dead sfter
34 hours labor. At 31. second baby
born by Caesarian section. Now at
33 well and strong, but have alight
rupture near Incision. Is It possible
to have another child (of course by
Caesarian) aa long aa I have this
rupture? (Mrs. B. R, O.)
Answer Yes, the second, third or
fourth section Is rather easier than
the first. Perhaps the rupture can
be repaired at time of the section
A Saving, of 00 Per Cent
I had been buying a efl medicine
for anemia, when I saw your article
on "Iron for Pale Weak Woman." I
had the medicine you recommended
put up at a cost of 60 cents end
It has already done morn good than
several bottles of the expensive stuff.
Moreover ray doctor says your form
ula Is Just as good .' . . (Mrs. J.
R. P.)
Answer-! said In the article that
an ounce of lron-and-ammonium-oltrate
in a four ounce bottle filled
up with water, dose a teaapoonful
after fod three times a dsy for two
or three months. U aa effective as
any organic or hlf&luttn Iron prepar
ation can be.
Ed Note: Readers wishing to
communicate with Dr. Brady
should send letters direct to Dr.
William Brady. M. Dn 205 El Ca
mlno. Beverly Hills. Cadf.
marked with a elgn aaylng "log
cabin" and at another point "sunken
boat." But we could find neither.
So we decided to turn right, and keep
going. We did so, and after about an
hour and a half more furious canoe
ing, we rounded a point of land only
to encounter two more glrla In an
other silver canoe. The woods were
full of them. So boldly we bawled
acroaa the water to find what lake
we were on. Our line of march allow
ed Lao dea Isles, Lao Croix, Lao St.
Denis, Lac Margol, and Lac Some-thlng-or-other-that-I-forget.
Since we had gone thru three lakes
already, we reflected, we must now
be on Las St, Denis. But It la always
a good thing to check one's position.
Just for luck. So we hollered over
to find out. It took us quite a while
U get this figured out, but finally
we) did. We had been paddling
around a rather large Island for the
better part of the day, and were now
within a half a mile of where we'd
started, and the glrla were the aama
two we'd eeen before, only they
looked different because when they
went home for lunch they'd changed
their costumes.
The one who lived on the run of
the lake, for one of them did, could
apeak no English, and the one that
could apeak English dldnt know a
darn thing about the lake. But be
tween the two we finally made out
tha direction w. went supposed to
take (almost directly opposite of tha
one we had taken) and started out,
all over again. Wa Invited the two
girls along as guides but they de
clined. We finally found the first portage,
accompanied by two of the log cab
ins mentioned on the map, altho
they were on the wrong portage. Thla
first portage waa about half a mile
long, and we hoisted the canoe onto
our shoulders and carried It. coming
back for the other stuff. The other
end ct the trail embraced one end
of a large though narrow lake, which
must have been Lao CroU. The map
indicated a right turn at this point,
ao we made a left one, and soon
found tha next portage.
After making thla one, by carrying
th. canoe rlght-alde-up, with our
supplies In It. we again launched on
, a lake, which looked nothing ltke any
' on the map. Juat aa the sun went
I down. We had two more lakes to
cross and thre. more portage, before
w. were to camp at a McOlll outpost,
for th. night. Th. first lake waa a
I little on, and we made no difficulty
' at the next portage, but by the time
w. mad. th. second lake. It waa el
: most dark. Ws could hardly aee th.
! farther shore, ao we traversed that
pend at an enormous rat. of speed,
1 and at aa enormous persons! rtak.
only to be unsble to find th. portsare
In the murky gloom of th. fsrther
I ahoro.
I After peddling about la tbt dark
for aoms minutes, w. finally dtacor-
ered a break In the treea, which
proved to be a amsU, tho deep, creek, i
Fearing leat we be forced to spend
tb. night out In the open, we pushed
on thru It, and eventually emerged
upon another lake, tha alu of which ;
w. were unaoie, naturally, io ais
cevar In that Inky Told. Anyway, ww
started out. If w got within fifty
feet of th ahore we could ee the
line of dead white driftwood which
lined it, and thus kept from getting
lost at sea.
It must have been two hours that
w. pursued this foolish pastime In
tb. vain hop. of finding tb. camp.
At last ws cam. to another break In
the trees, not nearly so weU defined,
but stUl a line of grey against a
background of Jet. We edged our
decrepit and deceitful craft Into this,
an Inch at a tune, ascertaining our
position every minute or ao by the
uae of matches. The passage waa
only about a hundred yards long, but
It took ua at least twenty minutes to
encompass the Journey, caroming off
sunken rocks one minute only to
tnrow ourselves against an overhang
ing piece of driftwood the next. It
wes a decidedly eerie feeling. Not a
alar overhead, not a 'thing on either
side but a atloky sort of black, only
a harry grey In front to ahow the way
we were to go, and no aound aave the
dlp-gurgzle-awui of our p addles. Don
waa In th. front, and I was In th.
back, but we had to light matches
to see if we had not reversed direc
tions In the dark. At long last we
came to the next lake, but the Im
penetrable black waa too much for
us and we decided to crawl out on
the bank and hole up for tha night.
Even thla could not be accomplish
ed without a great deal of effort,
since the slightest move off center
was apt to upset ua, and atnee the
bank was tightly rimmed with a ten
foot high pile of driftwood. We at
laat found, at the mouth of the con
necting stream, however, a clearing a
few yards square, and attempted to
land a reconnolterlng party. Don waa
it. We lit more matches ao as to be
able to dodge rocka till w. got In
close enough, and then he stepped
out, and soon announced that the
place would do. I followed him out
by stepping from the canoe to a rock
to the bottom of the lake, some tew
feet away.
The boat had drifted out to the
middle In the dark, of course. We
had to build a fire of wet wood,
and try to dry our clothes. I burned
my socks, and Don didn't have to,
since he had lost his earlier In the
day. He'a the beat guy at losing his
sock I ever saw. He lost one down
nt Valentine's one night, If I remem
ber correctly.
It must have taken ua a good hour
to get warm enough to think of go
ing to bed, and by that time It had
started to rain. We transferred oper
ations higher up on the hillside Into
the dense under-bruah, under a very
large maple tree, and cleared away
a place wide enough for two, and
made a mattreaa of leaves. It rained
all night, but our emergency home
served us well, and we weren't very
wet In the morning. In fact a flock
of partridges woke us up In ' th.
morning digging for worms In th.
fresh dirt we had thrown up clearing
the debris from our bedroom the
night before.
When dayUght finally put In an
appearance we crawled back down to
the shore to cook breakfast, and
darned If we weren't In the same
place that we'd been at duak the
night before. The answer, of course,
la elmple enough. The laat lake that
we'd entered thru the little atream
In the fast gathering dark, altho gi
gantic on the map, was comparative
ly email in reality, and we'd paddled
completely around It, going out by
the same way we'd come In, But
I'll be dog-goned If that atream look
ed the same. The last time It had
seemed only about half a wide as
the first time.
The McOlll camp that we'd scoured
the countryside looking for the night
before was about thirty feet further
up the hill than where we'd slept.
We stayed there all that day and all
that night Just listening to It rain,
and feeling sorry for ourselves for
having to go back thru It. We made
no nurtak on that point, at any
rate, for back thru It we went the
next day.
We hated to Juat go out In the
rain ana take it, so wa rigged up
poles at each end of the canoe, and
strung rope alona them, with
bars like a radio antennae, and hung
our poncho acroaa the resultant
irame-work. May Qod bleaa the in.
dividual that Invented ponchosl It
neipeo. a nine, but It made the canoe
top-heavy, whereas the canoe waa
quite top heavy enough In Its native
atate. And It made it Impossible to
portage with the canoe over our
I i u ue proper way to port-
anft au i vej peen tola.
We were better than half way
home, soaked to the akin and half
frozen, when I suddenly made the
cheerful discovery that I'd left my
wallet at the camp, and had to back
after It. I wanted to go alone, but
Don would have none of It. By the
time we'd gotten there and back to
Lac des lalea, the Wind had whipped
up a darling of a storm, and the lake
waa raging. Thlte capa were on every
wave, and the rain was bucketing
down slant-wise, putting a nice layer
of suds over the whole thing. Nice.
Very nice, but we decided we'd rsth
er drown In the Iske then shiver with
cold aa we drowned on the shore so
we etruck out. It took us hours to
cross that lake, and the wind waa
rising every minute, threatening to
swamp us the next. We did ship
a quart or two of water on every
wave-crest, but we were well equip
ped to ball, and w arrived back at
the mill In a long time, nearly
drowned, cold and shivery, hungry,
snd without even a dry match to
afford the comfort of a cigarette.
Eddie wasn't dus with the car for
a few hours, ao we stripped, rolled
up In our wet blankets, with bricks
for plUowa, In an old ahed of the
mill, and actually slept tiu be got
there. How, I can't Imagine.
Neither Don nor I have any Idea
what la likely to transpire next week,
but whatever It Is, It can't be as
unpleasant as that canoe trip.
So long. Bon Homme Richard.
New Ptlsener Drew. i
PORTLAND, Ore., Sept, 3. (AP)
Plans to build a brewery her. to
handle bualnesa developed by thai
Pllsener Brewing company of Seattle
In th. Oregon and Northern Call- j
forma territory, war. announced here
todav bv H. H. Plachnallor of Seattle. '
. prealdent of the Pllsener company. :
riachnaller and a group of associate
I were her. to select a alt.
NEW YORK
DAY BY DAY
3y O. O. Mclntyie
rar -rnRic -lent. a. Purely per
sonal piffle: I Judge small towns by
awnings and nave to anow -
long lime w wm
I them smack in
the eyes. I nave
been bitten 20
tlmea by dogs,
but always acci
dentally during
frolics. My bap
pleat years have
been after 40. I
bava never been
a pall bearer.
y-v For eight yeara
?-JY'"l I played poker
' i J with the eame
KK'J crowd and never
won at a aingle seaaion. The great
eat example of theatrical, preasagent
lng was OUda Cray. Stevenaon gave
the beet advice to writers with: "Oh,
rprf tAoch us what not to say." The
only housekeeping Job I do worth a
hoot la dusting.
Toupees on those little eiano w
batr-dreaser's window make me
chuckle. My favorite perfume la
named for a street In Paris Avenue
Matlgnon. On four different news
pspers I nave worked with a different
Harry Martin. Loretts young la my
neweat crush In the films.
Vina Delmar has written th. most
reallatlo descriptions of Bronx walk
n elnt. life. Orenvllle Klelser Is the
only writer I know to use the word
"otiose.' W1U Mahoney. sn Irishman,
gives ths best lmltstlon of a Scot
tish accent. Donning a stiff bosomed
shirt always makes me lose my tem
per.
I hsnd letters I suspect are un
pleasant to my wife to read flrat.
There Is no more fun than ' listening
to Sid Solomon discuss New York's
lorgnette focuaera. Frank Munsey,
when alive, always struck me as the
lonesomest man In New Tork. I ahoo
flies out the window Instead of kill
ing them.
I rode In the same compartment
from Par(a to Antwerp once with the
famous spy, Matl Hart. The place that
fascinated me more than any other
during childhood waa the Cincinnati
zoo. The flrat place I lived In New
Tork waa a boarding house at 319
West 72nd street. Normsn Kerry had
the most devil-may-care mustache In
the movies. The most affable em
ployees meeting the public are fllUng
station attendants. Walking up spiral
stairs, I think of the guillotine. The
name Frits suggests caper and Eileen,
moonlight. Robert Qulllen baa the
beat size-up of small town.
I have not tasted 8.2 beer. Richard
Harding Davis Is my reportorlal hero
and Charles R. Barnes, though not
nationally known, is to me the most
gifted columnist. I've never failed
to get a smile out of Ted Cook and
Bugs Baer. Arid never longed for "a
little place of my own" in the coun
try. For graceful phrasing few excel
John Anderson, dramatic critic. Add
fascinating aromas: The smell of a
country weekly shop. The best beans
ever eaten were, and why not?, at
Solssons, France.
Two books I'm always vowing to
read but never have are Oautler's
"Mile. De Maupln" and Olsslng's "New
Grub Street." The greatest drudgery
Is rewriting a magazine article that
failed to click. No sense of peace
like a country lane after a summer
rain. I frequently dream of a rivulet
of wheat flowing from my hip. I
visited M. Quad during his last days.
Of all readers the only one' calling
regularly was the attendant In a New
York poolroom. In East Liverpool,
O., I knew a red-headed Irishman
named Isaac Cohen. I&hbel Ross is
becoming a foremost novelist.
Olven a headlined clipping from
any established paper In cities of more
lhan 60,000 I immediately Identify
the publication. I do a swell match
trick and am kind to birds,. I saw
a smart also, drunk,' walk from one
post to another on a ship rail during
a violent storm. My wife sneezes
like a six-months-old baby. Bustling
streets like Nassau in New York snd
Essex, off the Strand In London are
more fascinating than wids. precise
boulevards. Every ship shoving oft
gives me eerie intimation of mor
tality.
Marriages such as the Hutton-Mcll
vanl slllance lather a fine rage. The
only time I really suffered from heat
was August 3, i933. The greatest
change of New York In 30 years is to
see men and women btcycUnjr and
roller skating along Fifth avenue. I
once named a New York roof garden
"The Hurricane Deck." .
William Allen White's famous
"What's the Matter with Kansas?
struck me as unusually dull reading.
But his editorial on the accidental
death of his daughter, very little be
spoke, was a masterpiece. I like to
est chipped dried beef to be thirsty
all day, and I used to cry out loud
when they whipped "Uncle Tom."
(Copyright, 1933. McNsught Syndi
cate, Inc.
Broken windows glased by Trow
o ridge Cabinet Works.
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IES TEARS AGO TODAV
September 3, 19-3.
(It was Sunday)
a nrianner hits the county Jailer
nor h head with a window weight
in an effort to escape, but is slammed
ao bard back Into nia ceu inn meui
cal aid la required for him.
Salnh Woodford's auto la stolen.
from Its parking place on Grape street.
Mlaa Dors Herman of Grants Pass
snd George A. Gates of this city sre
married at Grants Pass. The newly
weds left on an auto trip south.
City Is Informed that unless fire
fighting facilities are bettered tho In
surance rates will be raised.
Forest fire on Blacfcwell Hill quick
ly extinguished.
County court requested to fire spec
lal prohibition enforcement agent on
the grounds that "he Is busier playing
politics than catching bootleggers"
and that -$800 per month is too much
for his services.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
September S, 1013,
(It was Wednesday)
Fine paved highway over the 8 is
le lyous Is dream of C. C. Beekman,
pioneer Jacksonville banker. He urges
all to vote for the Good Roads bonds
September 9.
"King Seal.1 owned by Tom Taylor,
wins the first heat of the 2:14 trot
at Vancouver. B. C, but in the second
heat gets a gravel In his hoof, and
is forced to retire. "King Seal" took
first and fourth money.
Annual harvest festival to be held
at Rogue River, under the auspices of
the Improvement club.
"In the Sultan's Power" at the Star.
This picture Is In two reels and fea
tures Capt. Jack Bonavlta, world fa
mous Hon tamer, and C. Livingston
WlgKlns International blrdmsn; "As
the Tooth Came Out," John Bunny
comedy at the Isls; "Vipers of the
Home," at the Dgo.
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KMED
Broadcast Schedule
Snnday, Sept. 3, 1A33
10:00 to 10:19 Judge Rutherford,
lecturer.
10:15 News digest. Tribune,
10:30 Morning melody.
Monday, Sept. 4, 1933
8:00 Breakfast news.
8:05 Musical clock.
8:15 A Peerless Parade.
8:30 Shopping guide.
9:00 Friendship circle hour.
9:30 Morning melody.
10:00 tj. S. weather forccosU
10:00 Musical notca.
10:30 Vlgnettea.
11:00 Kay White.
11:05 The Orante Pass Hour.
11:20 Martial music.
11:31 Song and comedy.
12:00 Mid-day review.
12:15 Radio rendezvous.
13:30 News flashes.
".2:30 In a. Garden of Melody. .
1 :00 Varieties.
1:30 Mrs. Mack, county home
demonstration agent.
3:00 Classified audition of the air.
3:00 Songs for everyday,
3:30 KMED program review,
3:35 Music of old.
4 :00 Cocktail of music
4 :30 Masterworka.
5:00 Popular parade.
5:45 Newa digest.
6:00 Medford Theatre Guide.
8:15 Sports and fishing Hashes by
Al Flche.
8:30 KMED forum.
8:3081 and Elmer.
6:45 A tour of San Francisco.
6:50 Interlude.
7:00 Modernlstlca.
7:30 to 8:00 Eventide.
Real estate or insurance leave H
to Jones. Phone 696.
Notloa to Land Owners of the Med
ford Irritation District.
Notice la hereby given that on
Tuesday, October 3rd. 1933. at 1:30
o'clock p. m., the Board of Dlrec
tora of Medford Irrigation District,
acting as a Board of Equalization,
will meet in the office of the Med
ford Irrigation District. Jackson
County Court House, Meoford, Ore
gon, for the purpose of reviewing
and correcting the district assessment,
and apportionment of taxes for the
year 1934. Such assessment list, as
approved and adopted by the Board
of Dlrectora is now on file In the
office of the district where It la open
napectlon by aa persons Inter-
By order of the Board of Direc
tors. MEDFORD IRRIOATION DISTRICT
O. Arnspigcr, Secretary.
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