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MEDFORD TJSTE TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, THTJRSDAT, ATTGTJST 21, 1933.
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By Arthur Perry.
What this state need li form of
hooey, that can be eaten by Its vic
tims, after they have fallen, for It.
This, would solve the relief problem.
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Amateur mountaineer! are attll
tumbling down mountalna they en.
deavor to climb In their dancing
shoes. Disaster haa overtaken several,
when they attempted to negotiate
crag, that would baffle a veteran and
experienced goat. As soon as stormy
weather sets In, the amateur woods
men will start strolling out Into the
timber, to keep the sheriffs of the
respective counties busy and awake
all night, trying to find them, before
the well known mysterious hills claim
another admirer. Just at present and
vlelng with the aforesaid tenderfeet.
are the aquatlo-mlnded, generally
garbed In aktn-tlght, flaming red
suits. They poise on, and plunge off
28-foot cliffs, Into 3.3 feet of water,
' the Impact being tough on the neck
and basic vertabrae of ye spinal col
umn. It la akin to diving off a back
porch into a frying pan full of water.
Likewise your amateur mountaineer
has never been upon his own roof,
when It leaked, and your amateur
woodsman haa electrlo llghta In hts
woodshed. They should stay home,
nestled In a rocking chair guaranteed
not to tip over and break a leg, aa
rocking chalra have been known to
do.
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SATURDAY NIGHT TRAFFIC
(Nahuin Ch. 2, V. 4)
"The chariots shall rage In
the streets, they shall Jostle one
against another In the broad
ways; they shall seem like
torches, they shall run like the
lightnings."
Ths warden of Sing Sing prison
writes, that "a isrge portion of crime
Is due to the criminal not thinking
twice." Our observation along this
line has been that a large portion
of the crime Is due to the criminal
thinking that lie can think.
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AflV. Carpenter bobbed up Wed, In
the hottest looking cool summer suit,
that ever greeted the vision of the
oldest Inhabitant hereabouts. It wss
pin-striped, which a lsdy friend of
the wearer alleged gave It soothing
dignity.
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Hysteria arising out of the Cuban
revolution, reveals that our own hys
terics were of a low order, and lacked
vengeance and hatred, though wind
ier by far. The Cubans also have a
deft manner of handling their female
agitators, who rushed squealing Into
the turmoil, according to press dis
patches. They slapped them where
It would do the most good, with the
flat aide of a machete.
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The state will enact liquor control.
If they can Just control the liquor,
the galoot full of It will be sotved.
Patted calves are still kicking
around In the willows, due to hunt
era shooting first, and Inquiring
afterwarda. Such Incidents Irk the
owner of the calf, who aimed to rear
the calf to bullhood, and then. In Its
virility gore him. or try to. In an
other month man end deer will be
the victims of shooting a gun, like a
pair of die blaze away, and hope
for the beat,
For the benefit of his patients Dr.
A. Hardaway announces that ha will
be absent from his office during the
next week or ten daya. (Dakota
Paper.) A frank and candid physician
decides to give his pstlente a break.
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Many an Oregon cltlien, running
for an office, his thrilled the voters
with stirring declaration: The way to
reduce taxes, la to reduce taxes. It
sounded good, even If the results
were always In the other direction.
Now Is the time to announce, that
the way to pay taxes. Is to pay the
taxes, and the way to collect the
taxea Is to collect the Uses.
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The Cosmeticians of America In
convention assembled have ruled
that the feminine eyebrow this fall
shall be thinner, and where the Lord
originally put It, and that the fash
ionable lady shall use all ths rouge
possible, which ah Is already doing.
The C. of C. Makes Good!
rPHE Chamber of Commerce membership drive went over the
top with a bang.. According to one of the team captains,
it was "easier to get new members this year than in 1928."
It should be. In the first place an effective and efficient
chamber of commerce is more needed now than it was then;
in the second place the present chamber is doing at least 100
percent better work, than it was five years ago.
TNDER its present administration the chamber of commerce
w is a genuine clearing house for community economic prob
lems, a clinio for community ills and business madadjustments,
a constant stimulant for constructive achievement.
It is no longer exclusively a Medford organization, interested
solely in Medford problems, it is a county organization, interest
ed in every industry in this section of the state, and eager to
help the most remote district. ,
The hot air has been squeezed out, the blah-blah stuff and
nonsense eliminated. The Chamber of Commerce today is a
thoroughly practical organization, and a very effective one,
contributing something to the community every day, in the
direction of dollars and cents.
In getting widespread and enthusiastic support at this time,
the chamber is merely getting what it deserves. Business men
who are able to support it and refuse to do so, are merely
Blackers, willing to receive their share of the business benefits
of Buch an organization, without contributing their share to
make such benefits possible.
C'ULLT as important as the dollar and cents value of the
chamber is its value in the matter of community morale at
the present time. With the recent "unpleasantness" cleared
up, there is a golden opportunity to start things going again,
with a clean slate, and a return to the progressive and go-ahead
spirit, that gave this district such an enviable reputation all
up and down the coast. In this direction the chamber of com
merce is indispensible as a clearing house, a gathering place, a
coordinator and harmonizer for this entire section of Southern
Oregon.
In this direction alone, it deserves the hearty and enthusi
astic support of all., the right thinking and forward looking
citizens of Jackson county.
A Real Super Spark Plug
QTANDARD Oil district managers come and go. It is a way
they have. The transfer of the present manager, A, P.
Johnsen, from Medford to Fresno, was to be exrected, and that
fact in itself calls for no particular comment. "Augie's" stay
here was probably longer than the average.
But with his departure we would like to say a word of ap.
preciation and commendation, as well as extend this paper's
best wishes for continued success in his new field,
Augie was a great assot to this community, and his place
will be hard to fill. If thero was any worthy civic movement,
to the success of which he did not contribute we don't know
what it was.
As district manager he was a very busy man, but he always
had time for whatever was on the agenda for community better-
ment.V .
T- WAS his unique contribution as an energizer, however,
that will be so greatly missed. Wo have never mastered the
various mothods of speeding up gasoline most of them we havo
an idea are a lot of blah.
But there was no "blah" about the way Augie speeded up
anything he undertook. He put something into ths mixture
that not only eliminated the "knocks" but stepped up the horse
power, in a most amazing fashion.
Whether it was a barbecue, a golf tournament, an NRA
campaign,- or a community jubilee, all they had to do was hook
up Augie as a generator, and away they went, on high I
This is a very rare gift. Not that there are not plenty of
high power salesmen, plonty of professional pep'artists and glad
banders but Augie was something more than a good cheer
leader, ho had a way of taking off his coat and playing the
game!
He has been of great value here and wo are sorry he is
going. He has set an example of enthusiastic and disinterested
publio service, which will be a mark to shoot at for some time
to come.
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M.D.
Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene not to dis
ease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady U a stamped
self-addressed envelope is enclosed. Letters should be ortef and written In
Ink. Owing to the large number of letters received only a tew can be ans
wered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instructions.
Address Or. William Brady, 265 El Camlno, tJeverley Hills, cai. .
THE EFFECT OF THE NEW BEER.
A pint of beer of 3 3 per cent alco
holic content represents bslf an ounce
of pure alcohol.
An ounce of whiskey Is equivalent
to a pint of this
new beer In alco
holic potency
A whiskey glsss
holds about two
ounces.
Figure It out
for yourself whst
effect a pint
even a glass (half
a pint) of the
new beer Is likely
to have, espec
ially on a child.
There Is one
feature about the new beer that
makes all the fine talk about never
permitting return of the saloon seem
Insincere, and that Is the fact mat
beer Is now sold In grocery stores,
markets, lunch rooms and soda foun
tains, and it Is going to take a great
deal more guts. If we may use the
term, for the young boy or girl to
avoid cultivating a taste for the stuff.
Upon all who believe my teachings
sre scientific, sensible and nonest.
and particularly parents or guardians
of young children, I earnestly urge
that this Is a good time to exact a
pledge of total abstinence from your
children and while you are giving
your children the boon of such a
solemn pledge, Include tobacco In the
list, as well as beer, wine, gin and
other alcoholic beverages.
If there Is the right kind of under-
jstsndlng and love and respect between
parent and child, such a pledge la
Indeed a boon for the child, because
It will help the young boy or girl to
decline to "try Just a little one" when
the circumstances are exceedingly
hard to face. The boy will atlck It
out because he Is unwilling to make
his mother unhappy; the girl will
preserve her Independence, her own
personality, against the demoralizing
appeal of "all the girls," because ahe
Is anxious to . maintain . her loyalty
and keep the trust of her dad.
We still hoar occasional assertions
to the effect that beer ts strength
ening, nourishing, a valuable food,
or that It helps us stand the depres
sion! Compared with milk, beer Is
Inferior In all these" respects. Any
one who spends a penny for beer
when be or his family Is In wsnt
of food Is surely a selfish brute and
there should be some adequate pen
alty attached to such misuse of
money In these hard times..
From Europe recently there csme a
bit of propsganda that would be Tun
ny It It were not so dangerous to Igno.
rant people. It was a statement that
the scientific authorities, the grest
specialists, now advocate the use of
more wine and leas milk in the family
diets ry.
The best wine ever made Is Inferior
to milk In every conceivable respect,
even If we could consistently assume
that all the alcohol In wine Is utilized
In the body as food, oxidized as fuel
to furnish energy, warmth and new
tissue. Of course, we know that as
soon as any one takea enough beer
or wine to leave an alcoholic odor
on the breath, that In itself Is proof
that more alcohol has been taken
than the body csn possibly utilize
and the excess only Intoxlcstes.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
Seven Hours Sleep.
Accountant, age 37, light weight,
average 6ft hours sleep. Please give
your opinion whether thia la ade
quate. T. C. L.
Answer It would be for a seden
tary person of 35 or older If he were
normal In weight. Underweight per
sons should He abed longer. An over
weight person past 35 may do best on
"14 hours sleep. Those who play,
work or exercise hard require longer
sleep.
Cod Liver Oil.
I wsnt to take cod liver oil to build
myself up, but was told It should be
taken only In tbe winter and not In
summer. L. N.
Answer It Is quite as effective a
remedy In summer as In winter. Some
persons find any oil or fat less re
pugnant In cold weather, that Is all.
Coffee and Tea.
Are coffee and tea harmful for per
sons who suffer from constipation?
Mrs. I. L.
Answer No.
(Copyright, 1933, John F." Dllle Co.)
Ed Note: Readers wishing to
communicate , with Dr. Brady
should send letters direct to Dr.
William Brady, M. D., 265 El Ca
mlno, Beverly HUla,- Calif.
NEW YORK
DAY BY DAY
By O. O. MclntyTe
DL -AT f
Tell Us How to Do It!
'PHE Portland Journal declares it will, under no eircum-
stances, support a sales tax.
It condemns those who would place tie relief of the indigent
and starving, upon the success or failure of such an "ipiquitous
measure."
All right. But the Journal also daolares, with equal vehe
mence that the poor people of this state must be fed and clothed
during the coming winter, and admits that money is needed
to do it.
All right again. Now will the Journal PLEASE tell the
people of Oregon where that money is coming from I
IT MUST come from SOMEWHERE. Food and clothing and
fuel CAN'T be provided by legerdemain. Money must be
secured to supply them.
Where will the Journal get that money f The Journal can't
leave the problem there in mid-air. It always inveighs with
pious bitterness againut those willing to criticize and tear down,
but never willing to build up.
It is up to the Journal and ita supporters to start building
up to exercise some of its reserve political and financial wis
dom, in devising some alternative to the sales tax, that will
WORK.
tTflUT is hf The Journal says the poor and needy must
be provided for. Everyone agrees. Then for Tets sake,
tell the poor benighted people, how it is to be done.
The sales tax, we admit, is out of the picture, it is np to
the Journal to put something in the picture that will work, or
frankly admit that without the sides tax, as far as IT is con
cerned, the job can't be done I
NEW YORK, Aug. 34. So far as tho
metropolla la concerned prohibition
of liquor does not exist. The town
Is wide open.
There are swing
door saloons
everywhere and
from most a
passevby can hear
the rattle of the
cocktail a h a k e r
and the ft&B of
high ball seltzer.
One on Tenth
avenue even bra
zenly flaunts a
window card:
"We Do Not Sell
-T.iv.v ooor. Bums
tonler hotels, which observed the
liquor laws during the long draught,
now serve cocktalla and table wine
openly. Often auch service msy be
obtained from the street.
The beer saloons on the Bowery
hr.ve also acquired their old-time fla
vor. Saw-dust Is sprinkled on the !
floor and the bar-keepers have the j
familiar bristly pompsdours and are
growing handy with the bung starter. I
Extravagant beer gardens with Vien
nese orchestra have not fulfilled ex
pectations, j
New York Is not yet weaned from I
speakehsles. They provided an out-
let for the Instinct to herd amid a 1
plush and tapestried grandeur even
the gaudiest of old-time ar-rooms
did not offer. Now ,thrt the sky Is j
the limit In such places, beer gardens i
have little appeal, ;
sel and Joe Schenck. I have an ac
curate version of the couple In a
Hollywood restaurant bar. Schenck
came In, said "Hello" to Jessel, kissed
Miss Talmadge and had quite an argu
ment with Jessel. But as to who
would psy for the drinks. Jessel paid
Then wandered away a while for
them to talk, returned and all walked
out together. Friendly, even If a bit
modern.
Thingumabobs: Royal Brown, au
thor, calls his country estate in Massa
chusetts "Post Script" because he's
always going to add little things to
It . . . Two hundred people dstly visit
tne Toronto house were Msry Pick
ford wss born . '. . Lsdy Astor can
whistle through her teeth like a man
. . Henry Irving. England'a great
actor, left an estate of only 150.000
. . . Leonard' A. Wales sat In the same
sest In the first row at the Palace
every Sunday for 12 years . . . Hap
Ward once owned the Majestic the
atre in Brooklyn . . . Phyllis Haver
calls her husband. Billy Seeman,
"Lamble" . . . The Phil Lemurs oc
cupy the Bradford Merrill estate at
Manhasset, L. I.
Like father like son. Payne Whit
ney's Intimate friend and persons!
Jester was the quick-silver wit, Flnley
Peter Dunne, who was left half a mil
lion dollars In the Whitney will. The
son, Jock Whitney, has selected for
his speclsl cronies, Donald Ogden
Stewart and Robert C. Benchley, who
are carried along as court clowns on
excursions here and there. They can
be funny ha, ha, on ahort notice.
There used to be a professional hu
morist whose speeches were said to
have been written for htm by Ren
nold Wolf. After one address at
the Lambs one night, Vincent Brysnt
waited until applause subsided, stood
up and yelled "Author, author!"
(Copyright, 1933, McNaught Syndi
cate, Inc.)
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FOR SPEEDY OKEH
FORTLaVID, Ore., Aug. 24. (AP)
Wheat 'men of the Pacific northweat
were hopeful today that speedy ap
proval would meet a plan' to export
this region's wheat surplus of about
40,000,000 bushels and thereby
strengthen the entire domestic mar
ket.
The plan, adopted after a three-
day meeting here of producers, ex
porters, millers and federal officials,
was sent on Its way yesterday to
Washington, D. C, for the approval of
the secretary of agriculture.
At the conclusion of the hearing
called by the agricultural adjustment
administration, it was announced that
all Interests had approved the code,
although its details were not dis
closed.
A "School Users league" Is being
urged in Kentucky as a counterpart
of the Kentucky Highway users
league. ,
Flight 'o Time
(Medford and Jackson County
History from the FUes of Tbe
Mall Tribune of 20 and 10 Vears
Ago.)
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
August 24. ISM.
(It was Friday)
Nation starts Junking great ships of
navy under terms of disarmament
conference.
O. O. Alenderfer and A. B. Cun
ningham return from a month's va-.
cation trip to points In northern
Washington.
Eclipse of sun and the moon at
the ssme time announced for Sunday
morn by scientists.
Four families of tourists are en
tranced with city and valley, and ask
permission to live sll winter In the
free auto camp. Permission Is de
nied by council.
Bsrnum and Bailey and Rlngllng
Brothera Circus, In their appearance
here, will give but one performance,
at e o'clock In the evening.
P. C. Blgham, John Perl and Ever
ett Brayton each catch a salmon
after two days' fishing In the Rogue.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
August 24, 1913.
(It was Sunday)
Trl-state Good Roads meet to be
well represented with valley enthusiasts.
Rich strike made by Mttre Womack
on Kane's creek, running from $6750
to $60,000 per ton.
Thief who stole Evan Reams' fish
ing pole, returns same, Uv tying them
to the door of the Prospect store.
Prank Amy, who Is spending the sum
mer at union creek, brought them
back to Evan, who la overjoyed.
The Bybee bridge over Rogue river
la opened tor traffic.
Rogue Bartletts sell for $2.33 net
to the grower In Boston.
Olm Chung, the Chinese herb doc
tor, will return to China next month,
Tom Fuson has returned from a
visit with his family, who are spend
ing a vacation on Emigrant ricek.
"The Ne'er Return Road of Fate"
at the It; Pantages Vaudeville at the
Page: "Human Hearts and Sad Sis
ters" at the Star; Blograph drama, "A
Gambler's Honor" at the Ugo.
Sweden lo Burn Wood.
STOCKHOLM (UP) To save .Im
ports of coal public Institutions In
Sweden will be heated with wood next
winter, the government has decreed.
Public credits will also be granted
to factories for the making of char
coal briquette, which are expected to
replace coke.
10 SHARE MASS
PARIS (UP) Behind the scenes
at the air ministry, activity Is in
creasing dslly. France Is preparing
her bid for mass night honors.
Realizing the world-wide Impres
sion of General Bslbo's epochal flight
to Chicago. Air Minister Pierre Cot Is
preparing the heralded air tour of
Africa. In which at least 25 airplanes
are to cover 29.000 kilometers of the
Dark Continent, wish as much care
and precaution as If the armada were
going to flj to the moon.
Like Balbo's men at OrbeteUo, the
French crews, which have Just been
selected, will live at Istres Incommu
nicado for about two months, begin
nlng Sept 1. The flight Is scheduled
to start In the last week of October
or first week of November.
The Itinerary has been announced
officially as follows: Istres, Cartha
gena, Rabat, Colomb-Bechard, Odrar,
Bldon V (desert tilling station No. S),
Gao, Moptl, Bamaco. Tabacounda,
Dakar, Kayes. Segou, Ouagadougou,
Niamey, Zlnder. Fort Lamay. Fort
Archamabault, Banghl, and back to
Adrar with the same stops, then El
Golea, Touggourt, Tunis, Alger, Oran
Meknes. Carthagena, Perplgnan,
Istres.
General Vulllemln will command,
the flight, unless M. Cot himself del
cides to go, as has been rumored.
Each plane will have a flying radius
of 800 km. at 150 km. per hour. The
planes will be taken directly from
army service without any structural
modification for the flight.
Two young foxes that wandered
Into Augusta, Ga.. were caught with
bare hands.
FEELS REAL HAPPY
AFTER SHE LOST 29
POUNDS OF FAT
"At the end of the second bottlo of
Kruschen I'm happy to say I'm minus
my superfluous 29 lbs. I never had
a hungry moment and I felt better
all the time I was taking them
much more peppy 1 'o9' tha'
loggy. alugglsh feeling In the morn
ing." Frelda Parks. New Haven, Vt.
A trim, slender figure, new energy,
glorious health, youthful activity,
clear skin, bright eyes sU these
splendid results a half teaspoonful
of Kruscnen salts nrst tnmg eacn
morning in a glass of hot water bring
you SAFELY and without discomfort.
One Jar lasts 4 weeks and costs
but a trifle at Jarmln St Woods or
any drug store the world over. Money
back if not satisfied. But protect
your health make sure you get
Kruschen.
From Park Row down the narrow
silt of Nassau street and oto Wall
and Broad the other afternoon, a
woe-begone creature wandered slowly,
holding aloft a banner upon which
was scrawled: "I've been In Jail two
months for getting bread for my fam
ily. What have they done to Mor
gan, Mitchell, Brodertck. Karm and
Harrlmenf Answer: What they al
ways do to the rich free them." It
was a bit embarrassing and In one
instance an annoyed gazer yanked
down tbe blind.
Driving over 26th street the other I
evening. I came upon a biasing three- j
storied building whose curb was lined ;
with motor delivery trucks. All about j
were horsey men well bsrbered as all
gamblers are late afternoons. I learn- j
ed they were waiting for copies hot ,
off the press of a dally racing aheet
called The Dally Running Horse, the I
Bible of men and women who play
an eternally losing game. New York j
has 600.000 of them. i
And In a leisurely drive through a
tense. Jostling section of Manhattan's
Ghetto there was unforgettable mem
ory of the affectionate gaze of elders.
who sit In shsdowy doorways, upon
the newer and brightly dressed gen- i
eratlon. A ptthetlo docility to "My
thought are not your thoughts, nei
ther are your ways my wayst Israel '
haa always given over Its heart to
children. Yet scattered In Its wan
derings and oppressed, an older Israel
baa never lost the Tables of the Lew.
never forgot the oM things, never be- 1
came quite deaf to the rustle of tents
in the wlni , . . i
Oow'pers hare ultra unusual lib
erties with the supposed trlsngle em
bracing Norma Talmad.-, Oeorg Jes-
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