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BEDFORD MXIL TRIBUNE, MEDjTQBD, OREGON, THURSDAY, TUNE 29, 1933.
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'THE statement at last night's meeting, by Professor J. C.
moore 0' 0. S. C, that pears have greater medicinal values
than any other common fruit, and the Boso is particularly
efficacious in the diet treatment for anaemia, is a matter of
genuine importance.
Professor Moore has reached these inclusions after exten
sive experiment and research, and his findings, we are told,
coincide with known experiences in the medical profession.
But important and interesting as this information is, trans
mitting it to the pear growers of the Rogue River valley, does
not benefit the industry. The only way this information CAN
benefit the industry is to "tell the world about it." And the
only way to tell the world about it is to advertise.
0 people in the world are as keen for health, and all foods
' that will contribute to health, as the people of this coun
try. Once establish the truth of Professor Moore's statement
in the popular mind, and the domestic demand for pears would
treble overnight.
But to establish the truth takes money, and money is still
rather scarce in the pears industry.
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, MD.
Signer) letters pertalntnf to personal health ul brflene, not to dis
ease diagnosis or treatment, (rill be a nattered by Or. Brady If a stamped
self-addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written
to Ink. Oaing to the larfe number of letters received only a few can be
answered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to In
structions. Address Dr. William Brady, 268 El Camlno, Bererlr Bills, CaL
CHRONIC PBOCRESSIVE ARTHRITIS.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
The esteemed Oregonlsn attributes
SI wheat to the Lord; J. Wesley Bates,
the chlnwhacltlng whizz, to Iowa go
ing wet, and our favorite farmer weds
the happy phenomena to a speech,
he made at the Orange hsll last
December. The Democratic party
holds the Lord would have been help,
less without their co-operation. In
any event Lady Luck gets no credit,
though largely responsible.
The Aumsvllle, Ore., bank robber,
63 hours after ha poked the eashler
la tha ribs with a pistol, was In a
prison cell at Salem. Great la the
pointing with pride at tha swiftness
of Justice. This yegg had ran com
pletely out of money, friends and
lawyers. Therefore, he wsa a fine
place for Justice to display Its speed.
As a rule, If a well-dressed criminal
is 69 years old, It takes Justice that
long, to get him where he belongs
after conviction.
The best Ol Yeah! snort of the
week la the report that the mayor of
Portland collapsed from overwork In
a dentist's offlos.
A 13-yr-old girl flew an airplane
upstate yesterdsy. For aomu reason
the general public has aa much faith
In a J -year-old girl aviator aa they
have In a 11-year-old girl evangelist,
June Is about finished, and the
ahlvarees, flies, and current Jelly I
output is below normal,
TAKE THATI YOU PUPI
(Oklahoma City Times) 1
To the unmitigated reprooate
who maliciously absconded with
part of a sign at 4063 Main Isst
night I offer malevolent wishes
for a discordant career culminated
by prolonged habitation In the
proverbial hot place.
The Riverside Lock Shop.
Almse Sample Mcpherson, even-
foiist, is back on the front pages
again, this time to procure a divorce
from her baritonlc husband. He does
not sing any better than he looks,
and Almee seems to have been dealt
the worst ol It again. She haa been
In aeve:al sensational messes, accom
panied by a tornado of publicity.
Almee will be remembered for the
good she haa accomplished In this
world, rather than for the headlines
that cams to her when skeletons
popped out of family closets, through
no rauit or ner own.
QUIZ ON HELLRAISIKO
Q Do you know anything, Muter
wagon tongue
A. I know my name h'slnt Wag-
ontongue,
Q. Well, whst is It then?
A. You're so smart, find out your
sell.
Q. will the witness answer the
question without any lip, backtalk.
seas, or bsahfulnesst
A. My name Is John aimer Wag
ontongue. Q 80 you were trying to fool me,
were your
A. Not necessarUy, I Just wanted
to fool you.
You think It would be a feather
In your cspf
A. Not necesssrUy, I dont wear a
cap.
Q Now this Is a case of hsllrsls
Ing, ex parte. I will ask you If you
have any prejudices against hell
rslslngr A. I think that a little hellralslng
Is relished by the best of men, and
that It la all right If they don't get
caught.
Q Have you ever been caught
A-Not quite. I would have been
It I had been there.
' Q. Then you think, to be good is
to be lonesome?
A. J have never been lonesome,
end do not propose to be.
CJ. Now getting back to the ques
tion of hellralslng. It I can get It out
of you without the use of firearms,
I would like to Inquire Just what are
your views on hellralslng, If any, and
how much, and when last you engag
ed In hellralslng, and why the hell
ralslng, which Is issue before us, and
If you have any notions on hell
raising A. I don't understand the ques
tion. Q Answer the question. Neither
do I.
A. Well. I will tell you. I am not
opposed to hellralslng. There Is Just
as much Heavenralslng aa Hellralslng.
100 years from now nobody will know
anything about the hellralslng. I
dent blame the hellralsers, but I
think they should have done a bet
ter Job of it.
Q Hats you ever raised any hell.
A-You dont know my wife.
9. But you hare no wife.
A Weill Weill Weill You tuuUy
luesaed something rlfbtl
NEVERTHELESS, this report merely emphasizes what this
newspaper has maintained for many years, that the best
bet for placing the pear industry upon a permanently prosper
ous basis, is through advertising. The medicinal value of pears,
provides a perfect' spear-head for such a campaign.
The start for such a campaign would have to be on a small
scale. But we believe the results of even a small effort, would
be so plainly beneficial, that the industry as a whole would soon
be sold on it, and the resources for continued publicity, would
grow like the proverbial snowball.
'THE palatable qualities of pears are well known. We have
pear pies, pear saladB, baked pears, pear butter, and
we have been told, pear wine. And to the palatable and vita
min qualities of pears, their demonstrated medicinal value and
watch Old Man Supply and Demand get busy!
But trie world has to know about it. And we repeat the
only way to tell the world is to advertise.
Politics!
MR., Norman Davis, European ambassador-at-large is con
Bllltinc until PrMl'rlonr Pnnaavnlt .nm.irli... Ik.
n ---"... vwwuw , nuiuqniiGig 11 C tl L LUC
Bay of Pundy today. .
Even without radio communication we wager the following
imaginary conversation does not come VERT far from the
reality s
Mr. Davis: Mr. President, I feel that I must resign. The
press reports that I was on J. P. Morgan's favored list, and that
I was paid $36,000 for my services In negotiating the Chilean
lean, are true: and while reflecting In no way upon me, per
sonally, I realise aa well as you what the popular reaction will
be, and am convinced that It will destroy my further usefulness.
My belief Is my continuance In public office will not only cause
you personal embarrassment but political. Injury. I greatly
appreciate the confidence you have placed In me, and sincerely
regret my Inability to serve you and my country further, '
But politics la politics Mr. President. In Justice to myself and
to you, I must step out. ,
The President: My Dear Norman, I know Just how you feel
and respect you for It. I would be lacking In candor If I tried
to Imply that I am surprised at your request. It Is Just what
I would expect, under the circumstances of a man of your In
tegrity, loyalty and high sense of publlo duty. As you say the
circumstances to which you refer reflect In no way upon you
personally. When you negotiated the Chilean loan you were a
private citizen, the money paid you was for services rendered.
a payment to which you were entitled, and the taking of which
did not Involve the least impropriety. When you were placed
on the luorgan list, also, you were not In the employ of this
government, that was a private business matter everyone who
knows you KNOWS, that such a favor Instead of making you
either unduly lenient toward, or favorable to, the donor, would
have had precisely the reverse effect, in any matter concerning
them and Involving you in your official capacity. But as you
say, politico Is politics. And In such a position aa I hold
politics cant be disregarded. Were this a matter only between
you and me as Individuals. I would not only refuse your
resignation, I would Insist upon your continuing In my employ,
for I appreciate the great value of your services, and I would
pay no attention whatever, to the falaa and malicious charges
made against you. But nslther of us, In our respective positions,
can act aa Individuals: we owe our fln duty to the people of
this country, and If we are to serve them usefully, we must
not only consider what Is trus, but what our political enemies
csn make them believe to be true. I know that with the facta
what they are. the opposition will not only ring the changes
on you aa ambaseador-at-large, being a tool of J. p. Morgan,
and a beneficiary of tha International bankers, but nothing we
might say, or do, could convince the people at large, that auoh
unfounded charges are NOT true. Therefore I shall aocept
your resignation, with extreme regret, and my sincere appreci
ation of what you have done,
Mr. Davis: Thank you very much, Mr. Preeldsnt. We under,
stand each other perfectly. Might I Inquire when my reals na
tion is to tske effect
The President: Not at oner,, you remain In office aa you
, are, until this thing blowa over a bit. Congress haa adjourned,
thank Ood. You can step out snytlme that suits your con
venlence, before It gets together sgaln. Meanwhile let'a have a
bile of lunch.
Mr. Davis: 1 have no doubt you enjoyed your trip up hare
The President: Did I enjoy It It wss grand. Norman, per.
fectly gtandl'
A Rapid -Fire Police Force
IP THE present speed and dash of the Oregon state poljee
continues, the Northwest Mounted and the Texas Rangers
will soon be boasting that they are almost as good, and paint
ings of the Oregon police in their natty outfits will be gracing
the covers of the popular magazines. For the Oregon police are
most certainly getting their men.
Solution of the Aumsville bank robbery and lodgement of
the oulprit in the penitentiary, all within fifty-four hours, is an
achievement for which they deserve full credit. Coming after
the Aurora bank case and a number of lesser eases, it gives the
impression of mechanical perfection in pursuit anr! capture.
Lucky is the state or the city that in these times has fearless
and devoted police service. In the middle west for a number
of years past, we have had the amazing spectacle of Chicago
and Milwaukee standing side by side one the most eorruptj
uu liiwic-rmuen cuy in me united states, the other probably
the freest from crime. Milwaukee has had police cuardianshiD
comparatively free from politics and corruption, and though
Milwaukee is only a drive of a couple of hours from Chicago
gangsters never flee there for refuge. It isn't healthy. And
Oregon likewise will be an unhealthy place for criminals if
the present record of the state police continues. It is swiftness
and certainty of capture and punishment that dissuades tha
holdup man and the gangster, not severity of laws. Oregonian.
Three of four years sgo French
physldsns discovered that extraor
dinary Improvement followed lnjec
tlons of parathyphoid extract in cases
of chronic de
forming, dlsao
ling arthritis.
The French phy
slclsns called it
p r o g r esslve
chronic deform
ing rheumatism
but then, they
keep up many
quslnt customs
In the old coun
try. Lest our Scotch
readers, if any
left, try to pro
cure a trial package of the new rheu
mstlAm treatment, we had better ex
plain here that no layman can get
the remedy. Voila.
Pstlents experience a feeling of
well being after the first few injec
tions, and presently find they have
Increased facility of movement,
greater flexibility of the affected
Joints. This effect appears hslf an
hour after a dose and lasts for many
hours.
The effect of the paratyphoid in
jections In chronic disabling arth
ritis Is comparable with the effect of
Insulin injections in diabetes. The
remedy is effective only so long as
each dose acts but the patient prof-
Its by the benefit gained while the
dose is acting. The patient's general
metabolism Is improved.
You know, if you take an Iodln
Ration. You know If you play the
Last Brady Symphony.
Just as every sufferer from diabetes
should have the benefit of insulin
treatment, so every victim of chronic
disabling arthritis should hsve at
least ths csreful consideration of the
newer ideas or principles of treat.
ment by his physician.
There is another new Idea which
has brought real benefit in many
cases oi enronio disabling srthrltls.
That Is insulin treatment. English
pnysicisns nave found that such pa.
tlents experience gratifying relief
when given insulin long enough to
bring their weight up to or near the
normsl. No miraculous results should
be expected, but Just a gradual 1m
provement In general and local con
dition. Not a few bedridden patients
have been restored to a fair degree of
activity by this method. Improves the
metabolism, you see. (If I make that
crack a time or two more it will !
gin to look like a racket.)
Don't go yet. I have still snother
practlcsl suggestion to offer. This is
different ' from the other two Ideas,
in that you can try it yourself (Oh
you Scotch subscribers!) without
benefit to physician. Jut lay in
stock of calcium lactate tablets. Take
ten grains after food three times
dsy for at least ten weeks. If it does
good, another ten weeks course of it
along in the summer or autumn. If
It does no good, It at least can do
no harm. This remedy goes well with
me psratyphold treatment, by the
way. and so far as I know It does not
Interfere with the Insulin treatment
calcium lactate occasionally upsets
the stomsch. but usually goes down
an ngni, especisiiy if it Is first dls.
solved In some hot water, and that
mixed with cold water In a glass, or
tne taste covered with a little orange
or lemon Juice of syrup. This is one
of the suggestions little lesson No. 13
in the ways of health, "The file Called
Rheumatism." send a dime and
stsmped envelope bearing your cor
rect address snd ask for the booklet.
walking In sleep during the fuU of
the moon or even going Insane. B
doubts this. (O. B. C.)
Answer It's a good thing for the
world thst there sre so many skep
tics of B's persuasion.
(Copyright 1933, John P. Dille Co.)
Wherever he breezes, he first glances
ror tne teiepnone and if none i
about Is unhappy. So unhappy, tn
dsed he wUl not etsy. Only while fish.
in does he relax this feverish Ditch
and they have to drag him away to
it at times.
Ed Note: Readers wishing to
communicate with Dr. Brady
should send letters direct at Ur.
William Brady, M. O.. 266 El Ca
mlno, Beverly HUH, Calif.
NEW YORK
DAY BY-DAY
By O. O. Mclntyre
QUESTION'S AND ANSWERS
Oily Scalp and Dandruff.
X have a shampoo every two weeks.
yet a few days after a shampoo my
eosip ana nair are oily again, and
there is a good deal of dandruff all
tne time . . , (Miss M. L.)
Answer Shampoo every dav or two.
or at least twice a week. Or remove
excess of oil from hair by drawing
strsnds thru a soft cloth wet with
cologne water or your fayorlte toilet
water or bay rum. containing five
grains of saUcyllc add and flvs grains
or reeorcm in each ounce of the Uo.
uld. A few drops of this rubbed Into
the scalp dally la good for ollv dsnd-
ru or seoorrnea (excessive flow of oil
on scalp.) Remember that resorcln
tends to stain very blond or white or
grey hair reddish yellow. The beat
remedy for dandruff, I think, la a
pomade, systematically apnUed ac
cording to directions given in a mono
graph on the Care of the Hslr. Send
stamped envelope bearing your ad
drees and ask for a copy.
31 const rnrk
Argument. A maintains that if a
person were to sleep exposed to the
moon's rsys the person might In lat
er ure r "moonstruck" blind, or
io
DANCE
Sat. Mite
HOWARD LEWIS
presents his
Musical
Ramblers
Med lord's largest and flnav
Dance Rand, featuring a
rhythm thatu make jn
pick m up and lay "em
down.
ORIENTAL
GARDENS
NEW YORK, June as. Pew express
the mid-west notion of the hurrying
new Yorker so neatly as Herbert Bay
ard swope. Flushed, red-headed and
twltdhy, he seems
eternally meet
ing life on the
gallop. St. Louis
born, he won
fame as an inter
national reporter
and then as exec
utive editor.
Bis oareer
might be epl
tomlzed In an al
literative head
line "Swope
swirls." or con
jugated: "Swope.
sweep, swaok."
When he goes down a tneater aisle it
is with a last minute dash to a train.
Yet with all this ye as tineas no per
son can look more successfully brit
tle than Swope. So tense.
The springy gslt Is not only of
body but mind. Aa city editor his de
cisions had the steely click of a rou
lette ball and aa a citizen his drop
In at a soda fountain has the bluster
of Edmund Kean. He is a lover of
crowds, a dowser of doctrine and like
all robuat, a passionste devourer of
red sirloin.
There's a legend he la the most
prolific user of the telephone In town.
Likely the most temperamental dog
extant la a Scotch terrier owned by
the artist Howard Chandler Christy.
a nerce nattier u tne canine exigen
cies demand, he la soft hearted when
it comes to a personal snub. If his
master makes a face at him, he slinks
to some darkened corner and It takes
an hour of coaxing to restore his Joy
in living. A whipping causes him to
snarl defiance, but making a face
sends him cowering.
Booth Tarklngton onos owned a
French poodle that was the acme of
gentleness. One day the noveUst In re
moving a' venerable banjo from a
trunk, twanged It. The dog new at
him bristling in a bare-fanged rage.
It required artful persuasion io calm
htm. So long as the pet lived no one
could go near that banjo.
Thingumabobs: Harry Hlrahfleld
carries a box of chocolates to munch
at the theater. . , A new Pullman car
la named Amon O. Carter. . . Post
master James Farley never takes a
drink or smokes. . . Edward L. Ber-
nsys la a nephew of Freud. . . Albert
Morris Bagby, the morning muslcsle
1st, was List's only American student
at Weimar. . . Mrs. Roy Howsrd col
lects oddly shaped bottles. . . Gran
ville Kletser. lecturer, walks five miles
dally. . . Eddie Peabody. banjolst, re
laxes by going to parties with his
banjo. . . Basil Woon's Paris apart
ment has mors telephones then any
other in the French capital.
has become Impossibly hlgh-hst, dif
ficult to handle snd trusque with
pessant pals of his ssloon-slnglng
days. As the stsge's chlefest vulgarian,
he had a sweU break. Though moat
of his publlo would like to hsve seen
him carry along his spssksssy part
ners. Clayton and Jackson, to the
heights. In contrast is Mse West, an
other Jovial commoner, who lands all
her old friends of the tough-going
days Jobs In Hollywood. There's a gall
trucks, all Chevrolet, wlU be placed
in each csmp, with about eight to
each location.
Just when one 1 able to convince
himself a little he is still a bouncing
Juvenile he runs Into somebody he
has not seen In 30 years. I did today
and I wondered if he was ssssiled by
the same ides. My thought of him
wss: "Old fellow, you have begun to
curl I"
(Copyright, 1933, MoNaught Syndi
cate, Ino.
Thirty-three trucks, for use la the
forest service work at the CCO camps.
arrived in Medford yesterdsy, accord
ing to announcement made today by
Karl L. Janouch, assistant supervisor
of Rogue River nstlonal forest. The
Wanted
Used Cars
We Will Make aa
Attractive
Allowance
On Your Old Car As Part
Payment on a New Carl
Armstrong Motors
SB No. Riverside
Chrysler and Plymouth
Headquarters for
Southern Oregon
It wss Christopher Morley who
worried over mysteriously atenclled
boxes he used to see on way to work.
"1 Gross Tom Cats," until he learned
they were tomato catsup. There Is
similar perplexity in front of an art
shop on Madison svenue now and
then when slim cratlnga of something
or other bear an abbreviated label:
"Twist Nek Mrdrs." It sounds very
sinister!
I have a distant relative who has
always grabbed ths tall-end of every
fad. Just when she masters some new
art to teach others there's a sudden
shift in national consciousness. It was
true In pyrography, then In this and
that untu she opened a Tom Thumb
golf course. About six months ago
she wrote she was delving deenlv Into
technocracy and I knew technocracy
was ephemeral. Meredith Nicholson
also had a kinsman who spent five
yeara fashioning the perfect pants
guard and Just when It was patented
and ready for marketing bicycles went
out. ,
Tales continue that Jimmy Durante I
Membership in the
Federal Home Loan Bank
Means
A Fairer Loan to the
Borrower .
Lower Interest Rates!
It Will Build this Community
Bring in new capital to relieve Home Owners Here.
SOUTHERN
Building & Loan Association
Member of the Federal Home Loan Bank of Portland
PREPARE FOR THE 4th
AT TODAY'S PRICES
Buy Those Tires NOW!
Rubber and Cotton advancing steadily More people going back to work Greater
demand. TODAY'S LOW PRICES MAY BE HISTORY IN A FEW DAYS
CAUTION!
Do Not Be Satisfied With Ordinary First Line fires
Good
WHEN YOU CAN GET
nc
mm
Silvertown
WITH LIFE SAVE H. GOLDEN PLT
AT NO EXTRA COST
THINK OF IT! A Tire That Is Three Times Safer
Come in Today See for Yourself
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fi
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Compare these Siheriown
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4.50x21 $7.10
4.75x19 7.60
5.00x19 8.15
6.25x18 9.15
Oiaer SUM la ProporUoB
And bear in mind
Silrertown Golden Ply
are Three Times Ssfer.
You and Your Family's Safety Demand the Best
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V-Type Fan Belts, as low as
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Next U Jackson Hotel. Eighth and Front SU.
"WE NEVER CLOSE'
Phone 1300
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