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MEDPORD M20U. TRIBUTE, MEDFORD, OREGON. THURSDAY, JULY 28, ?932.
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Oregon wnu bound and deter
mined to commit a special session
of the legislature. The net reeult of
uch a piece of tomfoolery will be
to bit returning prosperity beck of
tS ear with a coupling-pin, and put
spat on a number of outstanding
fool notions.
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A good example of governmental
thinking la provided by the Bonus
Expeditionary force eiemoblllcatlon
troubles at Washington, D. 0. . The
Idea la to start 13,000 veterans home,
when all that Is needed Is to point
the commander-in-chief, from Port
land, in a westerly direction.
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Judge Crews Is beaded for the
Olympics at LA. He is a democrat
of long standing, and considerable
setting. He will keep his main eye
on the Javelin, discus and hammer
throwing, to get some data on how
to throw a Republican out of office.
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CARELESS PEDESTRIAN WRIIKU.
(Salem Capital-Journal)
The moratorium was Intended,
to aid the unemployed and the
hard-up, not to help the vaca
tionists and tourists. Any mo
, torlat that has money enough for
joyriding In other states, has
money enough to buy a license
In Oregon. And the state high
way fund needs ' the money.
Any day now, In any county, two
men will stroll into the timber, and
though not hunting deer, one Is apt
to shoot the other for a deer.
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The cthae. dedication will sport
a male quartette, under the alias of
Medtord Oleemen.
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- DON'T READ THIS.
(8. F. Bulletin)
"The depression, I think, will
gradually, like everything else, react
of I to own resiliency, because some
people will get tired of bragging
about how poor they are and begin
to be ashamed of It.
"I haven't seen a soul In the last
sixty days who didn't boast that he
waa on the verge of bankruptcy. In
most esses It isn't true, but that
aeems to be the vogue just now.
"To be sure, a great number of
our wealthiest men am hard hit.
but with the prevailing prlcea of
commodities, a great majority of
our citlnns, still at work, are as well
off aa they ever were. Although
true, that theory can find no up
port now In the pubUe mind.
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Several have tasted the 1033 roast
ing ears, which were aged by the
manufacturer counting 10. The same
wae pre-cooled on the way to town,
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T. Wks. Is getting so he can throw
his busted tibia around In the grand
manner.
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An October groom was out by him
self one evening the first ot the
week. It waa the first time the
night air has hit htm, since he
looked a preacher in the eye.
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"In turning the corner, Mrs. Wills
forgot to turn." (Doty Items)
How like a lady.
Bill Orleve of Prospect towned
Wed. and ran afoul of 8 political
arguments and a barberohop,
Lady Ford-Coupe of the local Imi
tation Brltlah eet has rt1 from the
lake area, and reports the mosqui
toes are deucedly braeen and beastly
hungry and all that sort ot thing,
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One of the smart-alec ka Is re
ported to have struck a fruit Jar
ledge In his neighbor's backyard,
that ran about eaoo to the Jar, and
It Is feared that the thief has put
the money In the bank, where It will
be safe from his own Ilk and gophers.
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SOCIAL 1MPISIINESS
(Morrow County News)
A rousing charivari greeted the
populace Sunday afternoon when
well meaning friends took the
recent bride and groom, Mr. and ,
Mrs. Marvin Brown and wired
them Into a small wagon, attach
ed behind a car, ult a prnrM
alon with tooting homs went up
and down the streets. The couple
were first placed In an old baby
carriage but this broke down so
tht wigon waa resorted to.
Editorial Correspondence
SAN FRANCISCO, July, 26.
Perfect weather in San Fran
oiseo "bich is unusual this
time of year. Usually cold and
foggy in late July and August,
which is one reason so many
San Franciscans purchased
places on Hoguc River. But
today clear as a bell, flooded
with sunshine, and a cool ocean
breeze.
San Francisco has gone com
pletely Mohammedan which it
can do without any difficulty.
Over the hot sands to Mecca,
with bands playing, Nobles
marching, Potentates parading,
and everyone wearing a fez, in
cluding the babies in Union
Square park, One pretty young
lady, in white and red with a
gold beret, tripped iehihd a
Boston Bull straining on a
leash, the Boston bull wore a
fez too, and the fez was very
becoming. We wouldn't say as
much of some of the humans,
but after all that is a matter
of opinion.
Judging by the morning
papers , all welcoming the
Shrine convention in appropri
ate fashion, with rotogravure
sections, and all that sort of
thing) the Hillah temple of
Southern Oregon, on its arrival
made quite an impression, C.
Vf. Glascow and his toy cannon
had his picture in all the papers
and Market street resounded
with his detonations. ,
And W. H. MoQowan got the
lead in a column entitlod "To
basco from the Temples."
All the hotels are chuck a
block and it was with diffi
culty we got a hall bedroom for
the day, in that pioneer hostol
ery, the Manx "Meet me at
the Manx." Band musio all the
time and good band musio too.
When one stops, another bo
gins. The Dewey monument in
Union Square has been trans
formed into a temple, and many
of the bands play there, but
others play on Powell and
Geary streets.
Took a street car to Golden
Gate park and ran - through
four pr five marching Shrine
bands en route. One was from
Boston, Mass., marching up
Today
By Arthur Brisbane
When Germany Is Ready,
Dr, Eddy's Mother Rat;
Shock for Best Minds.
Almlng'at the U- S. A.
Copyright King Features Synd., Ine.
General Kurt von Schleicher,
spokesman for the German war
ministry, says "under , the
agreement at Geneva, Gormany
has a right to restore her
fighting power and WILL) DO
IT unless other nations dis
arm." Other nations will not dis
arm, therefore Germany, un
doubtedly will re-enter the list
of fighting nations. You can
imagine how some of the Allies
would foci should thoy sudden
ly find Germany and Italy
united under encrgotio dicta
tors. y
What would this country
answer if European countries
thus menaced should eomc to
us again saying "kindly oblige
with ten billion more dollars
and three million men I"
Dr. Walter H, Eddy yeaterday
ahowed the trrlter two of hla labora
tory mothers, a whit rat and a yel
low guinea pig, living under eant
tary condltlono, In wire cages, each
of Vie mothers nursing an Interest
ing little family in the office labora
tory of Oood Housekeeping maga-
alrn. Them are seven tiny snow
white, pink-eyed Doings In the rat
mother's family. The Interesting
thing about her Is that she COULD
and WOULD hare a family once ev
ery month. Dr. Eddy limits her te
thre. famine a year, much better
for her health.
Some human mothers, told that it
Is wicked to use birth control, a rule
dating back to days when kings
Van Ness. The two buss drum
mers in the rear, were no long
er young and like Jack Dcmp
sey had lost their "legs" but
had their drums on pneumatic
tires drawn before them, and
packed a wicked punch in
cither hand. More fezes and
zouave costumes at the bnach.
Everyone was having a good
time. The breeze from the
ocean was a trifle chilling but
in a secludeu corner a young
couple was conscientiously
holding hands.
The Tuesday boat for Hawaii
steamed by, its white sides and
brass trimmings glistening in
the sunlight. A vory pretty
scene.
Tried to find some of the
Southern Oregon delegates, but
none of them was in their
hotels, and no one knew when
they would return. No sign of
a depression here. Hotels over
flowing, theatres packed, taxis
busy and cigar stands doing a
land office business. Quite ap
propriately Nile Temple of Se
attle buried Old Man depres
sion, with appropriate ccro
monios. As a special conven
tion bargain, women delegates
are given permanent waves for
$2, and 50 cigarettes in special
tin boxes 'for 27 cents. .
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Amidst it all Senator Hiram
Johnson arrived and was cheer
ed on his way to the Mark Hop
kins hotel. Senator Johnson is
supposed to be a Republican,
but he proceeded to blame the
depression on President Hoov
er's war debt moratorium.
Could anything be more ridicu
lous, and utterly untrue I
A few days ago Congressman
Martin of Oregon returned to
Portland. General Martin is a
Democrat but ho had only kind
things to say of the President
of the United States. Thus
party lines disappear entirely,
and two distinguished men
stand out in their true colors,
Senator Johnson, a demagogue
and a marplot j General Mar
tin, a statesman rind a gcntlo
man I 5 p. m. In the room
above a mixed quartet is sing
ing swipe harmony, "It's
Spring Time in the Rookies!"
5 p. m. I R. W. R.
wanted plenty of soldiers, must wish
they were included In Dr, Eddy's
rat family.
The mother Guinea pig has three
healthy children, moot as big as her
self, and there Is something Inter
esting about her. Dr. Eddy lent her
to a scientist making experiments
on anlmalst with bootleg liquor. At
exactly 10 o'clock every morning, the
Guinea pig got .her supply of alcohol
and. sad to relate, shs liked It.
Experiments ended some time ago
and she Is back In Dr. Eddy's care,
but every morning at exactly 10
o'clock she squeals violently for her
alcohol. Fortunately her Innocent
children do not know what their
mother wants.
Dr. Eddy, scientist of Columbia
College. Is retailed by William Big
low, editor ot Good Housekeeping
magaalne, to teat for purity and
nourishment all food products that
offer advertising to Good Housekeep
ing. Ha carries on the work formerly
dona by Dr. Wyi'e.
Here la more news to mnke our
"best minds" ponder, muse and tret.
Pone City, Okla., according to the
Associated Press, takes no taxes from
Its cltlaens, because It makes enough
profit from publicly owned wator and
light plants to pay all city expenses,
and this In spite ot the fact that
rales charged for water and light
have been reduced twice in the last
two yeara."
Stillwater, another Oklahoma city,
la TAX FREE, thanks to public
ownership. In the state of Kansas.
Chanute, Colby, Augusta and Bclolt
are, as you have been told, four tax
free cities.
"BOLSHEVISM," our "heat minds"
will say.
The British empire, with repre
sentatives of all Its eectlons In Ot
tawa, appeara bent on "doing some
thing for silver." It will be Interest
ing to know what the something Is.
Also, something will be done about
"going after" great manufacturing
concerns In which American cut
sena .have Invented five hundred mil
lion dollars, In various parts ot Can
ada. '
Britons feel that Americana should
not manufacture Inaid their tariff
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D.
Signed tetters pertaining to personal Health and Hygiene, not to disease
diagnosis or treatment, wlU be answerad by Dr. Brady it a stamped self-addressed
envelope Is enclosed. Letters should Da brief and written In Ink
Owing to the large number ot letters received only k few can be. answered
beta. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instructions. Ad
dress Or. William Brady. In ear of The
A BIT OP COLO
The correspondent has a Scottish'
name, but still I think she must be
a Yankee. She has my booklet which
must have cost 10
cents, so she isn't
Scotch. She wants
to save what she
has already spent
for physic, so she
It probably Yan
kee, and besides
she writes from
way down east
where they grow:
. . , finally I
r e s o Ived to
surrender all prejudices and fol
low vour Instructions to the let
ter. I confess I was not without
misgivings, as I had taken medi
cine every night for nesrly 30
years. On a Wednesday night I
went to bed without taking my
. customary little brown pill. Each
morning I . re-read your booklet ,
to bolster up my courage. On
Sunday morning, to my amaze
ment, I began normal elimina
tion. ... It required about three
weeks for perfect regularity to
establish Itself, and now I cannot
tell you how grateful I am . . .
(Signed.) '
Never mind telling me that. All I
want to know Is how the battle has
gone.
After 20 to 30 years of the physic
habit (depending on medicines, spec
ial foods, oils, enemas or other arti
ficial aids) It does require courage
to break the habit. Knowledge of
phelokigy gives the necessary cour
age. The trouble with many victims
ot the habit Is that they know so
many things which ain't so things
taught them by nostrum mongers,
pU; msnufacturers, ancient and mod
ern quacks, about the requirements
of the liver, bowels, etc. This mis
information is calculated to put rear
Into the heart of the customer and
keep him forever a customer.
It Is hopeless to try to teach the
average wiseacre layman any physiol
ogy, unless you feed It to him lit ex-
ccedlngly small doses. A wee bit at
a time. Like feeding the baby his
first vegetable or banana.
If we open the lower colon of man
or any mammal we find the contents
dry and formed. That Is the normal,
natural, healthy state.
Yet millions of dumb mammals
strive constantly to change the colon
contents to a liquid stats by the
habitual use of medicines, queer
diets, enemas or colon irrigations
When their efforts fall to achieve the
desired result they go into a deep
gloom over their "costive" condition
and begin to look about for some
thing more powerful In the way ot
a remedy.
One wiseacre has so disorganized
the natural control of the Intestine
by Auerbach's plexus that It Is his
habit now to take a large dose of
salts (In effervescent form from
pretty bottle with an Imposing label
on It) every night on retiring, and
then eating no breakfast next morn
ing, because the poor goof Imagines
he would suffer some dire conse
quence If anything more enters the
colon before his salts have cleared
It out. On this ldlotlo policy he la
Just carrying on a miserable exist
ence ard piling up more and more
trouble for the future.
The Yankee correspondent tells me
I am doing a most helpful work. The
truth Is I am Just trying to
nearly all of the victims I seek to
help are so hypnotized by the charla
tans and nostrum mongers that they
Just cAn't understand what I'm talk'
Ing about, or If they understand they
know I must be a crany nut.
QUESTION'S AND ANSWERS
Fees.
I have recently had my tonsils re
moved by the diathermy method as
you. advised, and I am highly satis
fled with the results. But this morn
Ing I was surprised to receive a bill
for t83. I had been under the lm
presston from your articles that the
treatment should cost about 120, or
S a sitting. I would like to have
your opinion whether this bill Is ex
cesalve. R. J,
walls, and draw out profits. Into
American pockets. That may be
sound reasoning. Time will tell.
Btttlsh shipping, using American
dooks and carryo American mall.
making a fair profit In good times, i
Something might be done in that di
rection to remind our good friends
that few things In this world are
entirely one elded.
It Is possible to economize. If you
will. Mayor Walker of New York.
who has reduced municipal salaries. ;
Including hla own, 10 per cent, sav
ing many millions, now suggests cut
ting down real estat assessments by
fifteen hundred million dollars, whlth
would save property owners close to
torty million In 1933, and yearly
thereafter.
It la a rich city that can suggest
cutting assessments a billion and a
halt.
While some western countries lose
faith In "capitalism," farmers In
Canada demanding an end of It, our
queer, always Interesting, friends In
Russia are turning back toward the
flesh pots of capitalism. First, art
ificer were permitted to sell as they
farmers around Moscow are allowed
to sell products without restrictions
except as regards grain.
It is the steel mainspring that
make th watch go. The spring of
Inborn selfishness makes human be
ing go. You will hart to get rid
ot that spring before you cn get rid
ot private profit, capitalism, and oth
er things based on leltishnea.
Mail Tribune.
N PHYSIOLOGY
Answer. I cannot advise about
fees. Nothing I have said or printed
In reference to the method warrants
your Impression. I believe physicians
generally charge from S100 to 300
for the complete course of treatment,
or less If you are unable to pay,
. lodln Ration.
Iowa matron took lodln ration for
a few days then asked her physician
about It. Her physician advised
agalnut It, as he .believes people In
Iowa get sufficient lodln In their
natural foods. Now the lady wants
to know what she had better do. -Mrs.
J. H.
Answer. Do as your physician di
rects, or discharge the physician. I
do not know about Iowa, but through
Micnigan ana unio tne xood ano:
water are poor in rood lodln and oeo.
pie generally need . an lodln ration.
either in the form of iodized salt In
stead of ordinary salt, or otherwise,
and there It has been found that the
prevalence of goiter, and the number
or goiter operations In the large hos
pitals, has decreased markedly since
the people began taking an lodln ra
tion.
Seasick.
For years I could liardlv board a
ferry boat without getting seasick
n ocean voyage was miserable. Re
cently I went to Europe. I followed
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Circulation.
your advice 100 per cent, I enjoyed
every minute of the trip and ate every
meal, and hpwl S. O. E.
Answer. Thank you. Such a testi
monial Is significant. Of course the
treatment may have had nothing
to do with the relief you enjoyed,
but, anyway, I am glad to mall to
any reader who asks for It and In
closes 3-cent stamped envelope the In
structions for preventing seasickness.
(Copyright, John F. Dllle Co.)
Flight o Time
tMedford and Jackson Count)
HUtor? from the Filet of Thr
. Mail Tribune of 4 and 10 Yean
TEN YEABS AGO TODAY
July 28, 1023. .'
(It was Friday)
Klan-backed recall election, di
rected at Sheriff TerrlU reacjiss peak,
and city and county CtUke aroused
over vote tomorrow. Ashland and
Central Point districts stronghold of
the Klan sentiment, with Medford
and the country districts favoring
retention of sheriff. Citizens' ccm
mlttee calls upon "all good clti
zens to vote and break the backbone
of petty hate, that has divided us
for months."
Burglars enter the home of John
C. Mann on East Main and steal
his gold watch.
Plans for new Medford armory
endorsed and approved by war de
partment. ,
Start threshing of wheat In Willow
Springs district. '
Seventy-two people spend night at
city auto camp.
Merchants would be amaaed if their patrons attempted to shop BLIND.
FOLDED . . . Such a thought would be out of the question. Business men
spend a lot of money to properly DISPLAY merchandise so that buyers may
examine what they purchase . . . may be sure that FULL MEASURE is given
, . . so they may KNOW that they are getting value received.
Medford Mail Tribune
Medford's Only A. B. C. Newspaper
Airplane patrol for forest fires
near. It hope.
Fat purses assured for coming
county fair. horse races.
TWENTY YEAKS AGO TODAY
July ZS, 1012.
(It was Sunday)
Three watches lost by citizens Sat
urday night, the police are told.
Rfprw imtipr uav tn nrffflnlWi ft rCft-
cue mission In this city, where needy
can be taken care of. The churches
and lodges back the move, and the
canvassing for funds will start Au
gust 1.
Circuit Judge Calkins permanently
enjoins construction of .Bear creek
bridge. Appeal to supreme court
will be 'ken.
Effte. the Mystic," who skipped
out with her auto, on which a S126
attachment had been filed, arrested
in Utah. ,
Teddy again shouts "fraud" at
President Taft once his friend.
"The Rose Avenue Auto Club" is
organized and will make a run to
Crater lake soon.
Bumper crop of watermelons In
valley,
Desirable houses always in first
class condition for rent, lease or sale.
Call 105.
ASTORIA. .Completion of trestle
work at south Jetty expected in mid
dle of August.
When you shop at the Groceteria
park your car at the Groceteria
parking lot, 127 No. Central.
PORTLAND. Remodeling of Yeon
building at cost of about $50,000 progressing.
BU
YING
'We Know Chevrolet
You Know Us'
A WHITE ELEPHANT
One of our town boys dropped
tn the other day, sporting what
was supposed to be a mustache;
referring to it he remarked that
he got It on the Installment plan.
We asked him "how come?" to
which he replied, "A little DOWK
and more each week I"
You're not getting a "white ele
phant" when you let this shop
service your Chevrolet, specializ
ed mechanics concentrate on the -skilled
rectification of any Chev
rolet troubles. Your ' money Is
spent for guaranteed satisfaction
here not for costly tinkering.
Pierce-Allen Motor Co.
South Riverside Phone ISO
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