PA'GE EIGHT MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, FRIDAY, JULY I, 1932. Medford Mail Tribune "trtryorn In Southern Ortgofl raadft tht Mall rribuw" Dally Eietpl Saturday Publlihw) by KEDFOBD PBJNTI.NO CO. is ar tt ti. mt at m t HI UK in w. kuul, wit B. L KNAPP, tl-iugw Ad lodepeodeat Ntwipapcr Enter d u weond elm matter at Utdford Ortgoo, uodar Act t Much S, 18T9. SUBSCH1PT10N RATE By Mill Id Adtaoca Dally, ftu IT. 00 Daily, msotb lb By Carrier, to Adraoct Medford, Aabland, Jicaaoofilla, Ctotra) point, PtwtaU, liUot. Oold um and on uiibwayt. Dally, flootb 1 .T6 Dally, om year 1.60 All unu, cub is ftdraneo. Official paper of tnt Cltj of MedTorrt Official paper of Jackno County. WEMHKH Of TDK ASSOCIATED PUE80 Uecelrliia tTuI I Leued Wire Serrlee Tbe Auoclated Preu 1 tieluiltely entitled to toe we ror publication or ill oewi dupttcnof credited to It or oliierwtM credited la this paper ud also to U. local arm publlihed berela. All rtttiu for puhllcaUoD of epeelai dlptbai berelo ai a 1m rcsened. MKMBKil OF 0N1TKD PRESS UEMHRH Or AUDIT BUUEAO Or CIHCULATI0N8 Adrertlalni KeproiaoUtlTM M. a iUMiKNBEN ft COMPANY Office lo New York, Uiifgo. Drtrolt, Uo rraneltco, l Anctlct, fttattle, Portland. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry The summer flu now current, has leu sportsmanship than the winter flu. California salesmen are circulating and tell Ford stories, end make money clink m their pockets, and sneer at the depression. The Port - land drummera come with lsmenta - tions about the tax burden, the col- lapse of government, alleged funny stories besmirching Hoover, and a look of resignation ahrouds their mugs. The gents from the sister state to the south, seem to be selling the most fishing paraphanalla, cal- lco, beam, and pest exterminator. ... It la a pleasure to note that "Al falfa BUI" Murray of Oklahoma, pres. Idenilal aspirant, whose sole visible qualification was letting hla wnisk ers grow three days ere shaving, Is not making much of a hit even In a Democratio convention, Jim Dlnken of Beagle has been divorced from hie molars, A prac ticing dentist clawed out 18 teeth, painfully painlessly. The anger has been terrlflo, but nobody has got Irked enough to pound his kvege Into a stable. "ALL TJROED TO KEEP UP END" (Del Norte Triplicate). By so do ing the depression will be able to hit bottom again. As nobody else would do It, a oltl sen openly accuses himself of reas oning. f NOT KNOCKING ANYBODY Dear Nancy Lee: X am a girl 20 yean old afraid to make men friends. X work In -a place where I come in contact wlt,h, a lot of salesmen. t Middle Weet sheriffs are looking for a promoter who sold stock In a rocket-plsne, destined to make spectacular flight to the moon. The promoter, will probably show up in the Willamette valley, right after the Fourth. There seems to be a general In clination to desert the Republican party and go craey and Democratio, In the fall. The Republican leaders will try and keep the estrays In the corral, by common sense, Instesd of thinking something up cratlor, than what the Democrats offer. Plana to form the Madshevlkl party are on the fire. e t O. Vilas of Shanghai, a local boy who made good In China, la here visiting. ANTI-CIQARETTE LEADERS (Danville. Va Dlipatch) The Rev. McKendrle Long, who la conducting revivals here, warn ed tobscco chewers about their chanoea of salvation. They may go to Heaven, he tald, but "they will have to go to hell to ex pectorate, as the Lord does not allow spitting on the streets of gold." set People who do not get their barks broke speeding home from Fourth of July trips, will have to wait until September to get shot for a deer. A local superiority complex baa been diagnosed, and found to have only the complex. s e The heat has reused soma likely looking material for a nudist colony to show up on the arteries of trade. ... "The Democratio two-thirds rule baa It?" (Pendleton East Oregonlan) The other third Is "IP." A lS-year-old boy does not consti tute a menace behind the ateertng wheel of a 19-cyllnder auto. The same lad Is positively soothing aboard a motorcyle, and hla folks would nsver think of letting him play football. e e This burg can now take a back seat as an Incubator of rumora. Klamath Pa Us recently was thrilled by the newe that a "dictator waa to be named for America." one re port had It that the dictator had been named, but the well-known subsidized press waa hushing up the news. Klamethona, atrange to say, believed the rumora, and no doubt were prepared to aeln the court house, or build two new ones. Filth In any kind of a lie the wilder the better Is one of the by products of the depression, and enough to make people shudder. What a 1JO HUM, we give up I Let those who can guess the winner in the 6th race at Belmont, where the little ball will roll, in the big wheel, what the weather will be next Thanksgiving, and how old is Ann, predict what is going to come out of this crazy democratio convention. After listening to six hours last night, the present writer, Of all the inane and fruitless performances ever put out, under the banner of a great vulsion of unmitigated blah morning, is entitled to the There was only one consistent note in the circumambient pandemonium. The worst speeches, as a rule, were made for the worst candidates, and the FIRST prize in the former category goes to that bull-voiced buncomb-gusher from the oil fields of Oklahoma, who shattered what chances Alfalfa far as we are concerned, removed him from serious consider ation in our national politics forever. When he placed Bill as a second Andrew Jackson, Thomas Jefferson and Henry Clay, we were driven to the ropes; ington, Daniel Webster and were concerned, the lights went In the latter category, no one came within speaking dis tance of Newton Baker of Ohio. For according to our recol lection, he wasn't given a nomination speech at all, which if true, placed him at least six laps in the writer's opinion, Mr. Baker is by all odds the strongest candidate the democrats could So the worst got the worst, is something to be thankful fori "Looks" TT'O thoso who wish to induldge their gambling instincts on the result, we would only repeat our pronouncement of yesterday, 11 iooks line nooseveii. j ij;s failure to secure the nomination on the first ballot, was 1 ..... ..... . . . . . . , ! a severe blow, but his ability to gain instead of lose, on the J second and third, was a boost for him and an unexpected . One, in the right direction. Usually outstanding favorites, win on the first few ballots . ... ., , ., . , . .. or they never win. And from the crest of the first ballot hill, j tley steadily decline, never to return. , ... .. ' , ., ., ., I But with the New York governor it was the other way. On i the second ballot he gained one five. This certainly indicates that unless the convention settles into a hopeless deadlock, Roosevolt will win. And if we judge the sentiment of the convention correctly, it is dead set against staging any repetition of the Smith McAdoo battle royal of eight years ago. That struggle hurt the party, and resulted in a compromise that failed to win. And above everything else these delegates want to win. Moreover, the delegates are tired. They want to get home. Al Smith will nover quit. But the fact that he lost seven votes on the second ballot, and two on the third, strongly indi cates, that sooner or later his supporters will. And when they do, the battle is over, as far as Al is concerned. OUT of course, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE in politics, and there is still a chance of stopping Roosevelt, and giving the nomination to a dark horse. The corner stone of this chance lies in the fact that Roosevelt own state, the most important New York. This gives the anti-Roosevelt forces a strong talking point. And of course, they will make the most of it. There is still the ohance, although a remote one, that New York will throw its strength to Ritchie of Maryland or Baker of Ohio, and force the Roosevelt shock troops to crumble. But the chances of the Smith forces doing this are about the 'same, as the chance of picking the number of the slot in which that aforesaid little ball will fall. "Great Work Chan!" AT the age when most golfers have put their championship aspirations away in moth balls, and settled oomfortably into "just a respectable game," H. Chandler Egan of the Med ford Golf club not Wavcrly as the Portland scribes continue to maintain, is hitting par, and has a good chance of annex ing again the Northwest title. So while we can't give those democrats in Chicago very much, we can and herewith do-give our own Chan a great big hand. Even if ho is put out today that big hand goes. For yes terday he put out Doo Willing, not only one of the greatest tournament players in the country, but the man who eliminated Chan in the national amateur at Pebble Beach, three years ago. t e 11TE have no inside information, but we have a strong " hunch, that revenge for that defeat was the one thing in golf, Chan had his heart set on. He lost to Willing in the quarter finals in 1929, he put out Willing yesterdy 5 to 4 in the quarter finals in Portland. To do that took a fine grade of fighting spirit, exceptional determination and, if we may gay so, genuine stamina and character. In fact the Egan record in golf, is as far as we know unique in the game, and something of which he and his homo town may well be proud. Winner of the national title over a quarter of a century ago, he gets to the quarter finals in the national and the quarter finals in the Northwest, against golf stars who weren't born, when he first won the crown. Some achievement, Chan, and some boost for the older boys and the older girls for that matter! Hindu-Moslems 1 At Grips Again BOMBAY, India. July 1. (AP A grave situ st Ion has developed here aa the result of Hindu-Moslem riot ing In which ten persons have been killed and 900 wounded in the past 48 hours. Today tlx times police had to fire on mobs before they dispersed. 1 Oood grades ol .umber at cull prices, Utdford Lumber Co. Farce! of perfectly idiotic hulabaloo admits he is completely ga-ga national convention, that con that continued until sunrise this cut-glass nut-bowl. best speeches for the best ones Bill Murray ever had, and as but when he added George Wash Abraham Lincoln, as far as we out. ahead of his competitors. And propose. and the best the best which the Same. vote. On the third, he gained did not win the support of his state in the electoral college, Community Picnic Ranger Station JACKSONVILLE July 1. (Spl.) Announcement has been made here that a community picnic will be held at tht Mutton ranger station July 4. to which all residents of the Jack sonville and A pp leg lie areas are In vited to attend. Portraits of distinction, leys, opp Holly theater. Tht Ptaa- Por c hemes. R, R. Ouches. Qrlffln Creek. Phoat 837-1 Personal Health Service By William Brady, M. D. Signed Letter pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Or. Brady IS a stamped sell -addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In ink Owing to the large number ol letters here. No reply can be made to queries dress Or. William Brady in care of rhe THE EARMARKS OF On general ethical principals It Is clearly the duty of the medical pro fession everywhere to make It easy for a stranger to find & reputable physician when there Is need of one. But owing to poor organiza tion and the lack of leadership the medical profes sion falls In this duty to the pub 11c In most large communities. Here and there the local medical society maintains a central office or Information bur eau, where anybody may call or tele phone to ask for the name and of fice address of a reliable physician or even for a specialist. This plan proves satisfactory In the smaller towns. In the larger cities It Is not so satisfactory, . for various reasons too many physicians, too wide an area. However, In some large cities several nucb bureaus are maintained In different sections of the city, and this Is at least better than no service at all. In the largest cities It Is coming to be the custom of the profession to publish In the local newspapers from time to time a complete list of members of the local medical society. Of course It does not follow that a doctor Is a good doctor or even relia ble Just because he happens to hold membership In a medical society, but still If a stranger chooses a doctor who Is vouched for, as to his pro fessional standing, by the local acad emy of medicine or county medical society the chances are that the doc tor la okeh. Suppose a stranger In town sud denly requires medical aid. A casual acquaintance suggests Dr. John Doe. Doe may be all right or he may be all wrong. The only way to check on Doe la to look In the telephone director for the office of the county medical society of the academy of medicine, and ask whether Dr. John Doe, of such and such an address. Is a member or a physician of good professional standing. This may seem excess of precaution, but In some cities quackery and crookery run rampant and little reliance can be placed on the significance of the title of "Doctor." Legislatures Jbave perpetrated so many trick laws about the piratical use of this title that It doesn't mean anything now. The laity at present is in the same position as was the lady who hailed the piano tuner as he passed on his way to pay a call next door, and had htm examine her Today's Guest Editorial The Mall Tribune, thanks to the courtesy of the American Legion, Is printing- a series of guest editorials written on Important questions of the day by prominent citizens In various walks of life. The Mall Tribune offers these editorials aa an Interesting feature but does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed. Interpretation of the Preamble to the Constitution of the United States By Rear Admiral Sumner E. W. Klttelle (Retired) U. S. Navy In drafting the Constitution of the United Statea our forefathers aft forth In the Preamble six primary principles that should form the creed of every red-blooded American. These principles are (1) Maintenance of a perfect union, (3) Establishment of Justice, (3) Insurance of domestic tranquility. (4) Provide defense. (6) Promote general welfare, (6) Secure liberty. Let us see how faithful we have been to this our national creed. The union we have maintained, al though it had to be dona with vio lence at one time, and now we hope that it rests upon a permanent basis. While Justice may be aatd to have been wisely provided for, neverthe less, today our laws are often 'most unjust and our courts have often failed to meaaure up to the atand arda of either England or Canada. Lawlessness reigns In our midst, the prevalent feeling of the failure of Justice hsvlng bred a contempt for all law. Aa to domeatlc tranquil ity, we have It not. In all hlatory, alnoe the founding of the govern ment, there has never been a time when tranquility was farther re moved from our people. Mammon has, seemingly, been placed upon the throne of our national life and as a result our people today are ground between two millstones, the upper stone consisting of the International and auosldlary national banking In terests and the great trusts: and the nether stone made up of organized crime which sets at naught the lawa of the country and levlea tribute on all walks of Ills. So It must be ap parent to all that our government, city, state and national, haa been thus far wholly incompetent to deal with either the higher or the lower criminals and the American people an thus held and crushed between the atones while unemployment and want stalk In the midst of plenty As to providing for the proper de fense of the country, it haa never been done. America has, whenever drswn into war In the pat. been con sistently unprepared both in the army and the navy. At the present time the regular army, the fighting part. Is about three times the sire of the police force of the city of New York, and the navy, which under the treaty of London should be on a par with that of Great Britain haa been al lowed to weaken to but two-thirds of tl at strength while a vigorously pred atory nation faces us scross the Pa cific, and determined efforts are he me; made through propaganda at j him )M flirt ha. tHakan v.ie W a-. I and nary. As to the general welfare, that can only be provided for when lawa, both state and national are for the general. fr-od. Many law. upon the statute j books provide means for rapidly ea- Itching vested Interest at tht ex-1 received bnly a tew can be answered not conforming to instructions. Ad Mali Tribune. A GOOD DOCTOR knee and give his opinion of It. The little long black bag Is aa Insignia cant as the title "Doctor.1 The health officer of Los Angelea issues a bulletin advising people to BEWARE OP The doctor who advertises his methods or "cures." The doctor who puts big sign boards outside his office. The doctor who claims that he can cure serious diseases easily and quickly. The traveling doctor who moves from town to town. The doctor or group of doctors who have discovered some new "cure" that other physicians do not know about. No great dis covery of science la kept secret. The alleged health center where a "barker" Is kept on the block, giving free lectures on health. When In doubt consult your city health department. That last recom mendation may apply In Los Angeles but the city health department In most towns Is not equipped to give such service. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS A Little Lesson In Ways of Health Want to tell you what a boon your Little Lesson No. 25 .has proved . . . I have had more relief from the old enemy than I had believed possible. I am most grateful to you . . . (J. O. K.) Answer The booklet ,,'The Con stipation Habit" Is (Available to any reader who (1) says he has the habit, (2) Incloses a dime and a (3) a 3-cent stamped envelope bearing his address. Hypothetical Question Do you believe yeast Is help ful In the treatment of . . . About how long does It take to overcome the trouble with this yeast? Is there any possibility of harmful ef fects . . . (J. R.) Answer I cannot answer such questions. This la a personal health service. If your company seeks my opinion of Its preparation. It will cost you something. Cocon and Chocolate Is It true that cocoa and chocolate contain theobromine, a poisonous drug practically Identical with caf feine which causes nervous Irritabil ity, sleeplessness, etc? (L. P.) Answer It la true that chocolate and cocoa contain theobromln, but all the rest of It Is absurdly exag gerated. Theobromln has virtually no effect on the cerebrum, or on the nerves, but la a mild heart stim ulant and an active kidney stimul ant. It Is partly on account of Its stimulation of the kidneys that I deem cocoa or chocolate unsuitable beverages for young children. Dense of the people aa a whole, irvi they are taken advantage of to the Popiea detriment; while blind bn- otry often seeks to dictate a narrow view as to the general welfare, there by bringing about conditions distaste ful to multitudes. Finally, our individual liberty haa been so restricted by impossible lana ana oy tne iron heel of vested flnsn- cial Interests that largely control the government, that Americans, here tofore considered the freest of all peoples, are Instead virtual slaves. Shall we Americans return to the creed of our forefathers or shall we continue to be governed by dishonest international Bankers. racketeers, bootleggers, ommunlata and profes sional peculate? Sunday :M. H. Aylesworth, presi dent National Broadcasting Co. Today By Arthur Brisbane That Forgotten Man, Smith's Nomination, Intolerance Mentioned, Songs and Howling, Copyright King Feature 8ynd, tno. COXVEXTIOX HALL, Chi- eago, June 30. At this hour, 5 p. m., Chicago daylight sav ing time, you cannot "hear yourself think" in this hall. Smith has been nominated with frank preference to relig ions prejudice at the end of the speech, accompanied by cheers and booing. State banners are parading, not ono of them, as Governor Smith has said "south of the Mason and Dixon line, or west of the Mississippi." Mary Ward, national com- mitteewoinnn from Massachus etts, all in pink, stands on the platform, urging on the dem- nnstration. Very beautiful. I Smith's friends intend to boat ; 1,...h nf rl,irti,,n ), wiMrniion Hint luliowetl KOOSC- vclt nomination, and ended ' HQ UOUT ago. That can be done, of course, and would be done even if Roosevelt's clamor bad lasted four hours, instead of forty-five minutes. "Hon eyfitz" Fitzgerald of Boston, is helping a quartette to sing into the microphone. A brass band on the floor is playing another tune independently. Some one from Massachusetts takes to the platform, dangerously crowd ed, a banner with a poem, last line: "Al Smith will bring u to the port of real prosperity." zMadame Rose Zalullan la sieg ing a beautiful song about being lonely and loving "only you." When she stops there Is the loudest yelling that the hall has heard thus far. "Auld Lang Syne," "Baby Mine," with "Sidewalks of New York" mixed In faithfully, delight a crowd that has settled down to enjoy itaelf. The Illinois 'delegation had no In tention of Joining the Smith parade around the hall. But Joe McDon ough of Chicago decides otherwise. He la Irish, welgha 300 pounds, all muscle, and cannot understand, In any language, even Gaelic, the mean ing of the word no. He comes down from the gallery, being only an al ternate and requiring a wide seat, seizes the Illinois banner. There is no religious prejudice in him, as far as Al Smith is concerned. The Illinois delegation Joins in. It could not sit minus a banner. New York sits tight, not a Tam many man of consequence Joining in the parade. Mr. Curry, chief of the Hall, stood for a while, looking about, then sat down. Mayor Walker, whose seat Is next to Curry's Is not visible from this spot. Gene Tunney, whose height carries his sight far, reports that Mayor Walker is not In hla chair. Perhaps you would like to read something not political. But, wait a minute. Madame Rose Is back, singing "I Love You Only," and al though It may teat your credibility. her beautiful voice stops all the howl ing. Nothing more interesting has happened since Orpheus Boothed the savage breasts, long ago. A tall man, light suit, standing up, Is Henry Morgenthau, Jr. His father knew about real estate, before 1929; probably knows more, now. The shorter man next him Is Herbert Leh man, lieutenant governor of New York. He will be governor for a while, If Roosevelt gets tbe nomina tion, and resigns as governor. Leh man will be nominated for governor In all probability, if Roosevelt goes to Washington. All this shouting, parading, striv ing for office, singing, crowding into the limelight, reminds you of Poxs """" ..-.I...---1' f Eniov : Phone III! i r i . . t f -. i ta mM ine Latest lNews ot the " 'Home Folks" On Your Just give your address we 11 , do the rest. Vacation Trip. M ATT BSH 24$s bb f -a b n V n h a TRIBUNE Biqgigrggl 1 VV vassal ll Sent to You I gfyh up fj I r O J r mj1 mil It t I :i. u.- '1 11,1 r - tin II,!, I r 'tf H Mill statement that Burke, In Ala aympa thy for Mane Antoinette and the French noblea, saw In the revolution only the fine feathers and "forgot the dying bird." Many here, as at the Republican convention, completely forgot the dy ing bird. And be la a numerous bird, In America, hla class Including eight million Idle and their families, hun dreds of thoussnds formerly prosper out ttiat have been "put through the wringer," their life aavlngs aqueezed out of them and their property taken I away. "The devil take the hlndmoat" is a motto thst prevalla In political conventions as In all of life's strug gles. It Is amazing to hear the conde scending pity that goes with men tion of names once rich, now poor, the great millionaire of Chicago, one hundred millions stripped from him, the "society" power of toe long Idle, heavily glided formerly, all the gild ing now gone. It Is even stranger to see in two conventions more thsn two thousand men gathered to "save the country and restore prosperity," and not an eloque .t or serious word said for those that Gladstone called "the weak and miserable poor." You understand that while this has been written, yelling, howling, singing have not stopped for a sec ond. Madame Rose sang "O Sole Mlo" and the cowbells stopped for a mo ment. It Is eighteen minutes of six and tbe Smith demonatratlon has already lasted fifteen minutes longer than Roosevelt's. When there Is any sign of .weakness the brass band plays "Should Auld Acquaintance Be For got" meanwhile' the Smith banners proceed ceaselessly. Senator Walsh, fair and patient, said nothing when someone hid hla gavel, that he might not check the Smith parade. Re has his gavel now, ten minutes of six, and looks none too pleased, when the gallerlea, roar ing undertake to drown hla gavel and his voice, that Smith applause may go on. He knows how to run a conven tion, has permitted supporters to out distance Roosevelt In applause, and soon atops the noise. Mrs. Beulah Hook Hammond of Florida, la a voice that comblnea the qualities of Stentor and Bourke Cochran, la honored to second the nomination of Roosevelt. She has a small brown straw hat. Roosevelt remembers the "forgotten man, also, he, Roosevelt, Is "a man i who really carea for the health and the happiness of our little children." She means that. No man here has spoken better than she speaks. Roosevelt oppo- Have the gj TfllMly Flight o Time (Medford and Jackson County History from the rues of Th Mall Tribune of M and 10 Kean Ago.) TEN YEARS AGO TODAY July 1, 1922 (It was Ssturday) Eighty railroad shop workers In Ashland quit, at nation-wide rail road atrlke la called. Klan recall of Sheriff TerrlU brings protest from taxpayers, when clerk estimates cost of election 3000. Babe Ruth hits three home runs In two games. Russia asks huge loan from Amer ica. T.mnaMtnM nnr loo mark: fire department kept busy flgfttlng grass fires, and citizens nit to nuio iw. Fourth of July. Company 7 boya back from en campment. Talent held of cows make best milk averagea In tests. TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY July 1, 1912 (It was Monday) Woodrow Wilson tases lead In Democratic balloting for presidential cnoice, unamp uiara second, .iucasuw county democracy receives names or Oregon delegates who "voted against Wilson" last week. Eagle Point, Oold Hill, Aahlsnd and Woodvllle will celebrate the Fourth, with auto races, aa an added attraction In this city. Both th. Espee and P. & E. will run special! trains all day. to handle the crowdsJ Plans for a Boy Scout band hit a snag, when 16 scouts want to play the snare drum or nothing, and eight want to play the bass druidt on the same basis. i Hobo who stole a crowbar from) the section house, and tried to trade It for a bottle of whiskey, given 35 daya in Jail. June normal In temperature, but rain waa excessive. Auto glass installed while you wait, Prices right. Brill iheet Metal Works. nents try, but canot drown her voice. It la two minutes of six o'clock and the convention adjourns until nine this evening. Sorry to have supplied no genersl news, but a po litical convention, with "a forgtten man" awaiting attention that he will NOT get, Is an exceptionally Interest ing object. Nomination voting tomorrow, and perhapa an end of the convention. 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