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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFOKD, OREGON, MONDAY, JUNE 27, 1932.'
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Br Arthur I'erry
It is a week until the Fourth of ,
iL'wm laStaS .'n
usual. This was the year for the , Alben HIMSELF believed.
TTmT'on.' Assuming Senator Barkley to be a man of average intelli
people blue and belly-aching, tney gCnce, hardly one-half of one percent. So, as a few weeks ago,
tuX'me.t't.d m.ng.e"ndPr. . what would happen if Senator Dickinson, the G. 0. P.
bit of aociai hell, and xick up their keynoter had talked sense instead of nonsense j we ask the same
ahnoputno Cand , lnOm of the democratic key note today,
belts. The observance of the Natal , This sort of unadulterated whang doodle, has made up the
few' u an autopsy. tim aa' " tMet ; warp and woof of convention key note speeches for over a hun
economy, win io no screaming, but (re(j ye8rg- wonder how much longer the American people
auto brake will. " the funeral pro.
cessions flit for home,
The fashionable, but otherwise de-'
. .... ...... rfM-rat
lng the residential aress. This species j
will not bite, but their threat to do
ao scare the pedestrians worse than If
they did. I
u .k nr.onnianl
that the Oregon delegation found j
liquor more or less elusive t Ohl-
eago" (Corvallta Gazette Times.)
How let'a all tell one.
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DON'T FOROBT TO WINK
(Chinook, Wash., Observer)
' The Lutheran Ladles' Aid will
hold a silver tea at the home of
Mr. and Mrs. Prans Johnson, on
Thursday. Bveryone who haa
resided In and around Chinook
for any length of time knows
what the word "tea" means In
thla locality, so everyone tiiat can
possibly get away do so, and
come.
see'
Oregon should Invoke tbs) 1S
month year, and then use the ISth
month exclusively for the collection
of auto licenses. None of the 13
months now In use, are satisfactory
for the purchase of auto licenses, the
fulfillment of the obligation being
more painful than getting a back
tooth yanked out, at the handa of a
green dentist. If the argument Is
advanced that the 13th month would
be unlucky, why atlck on the 14th
month, and see If anything alls It,
u e, license buying time. The months
of the year, as constituted at pres
ent, are highly suitable for doing ;
everything else. January conflicted
with Ssnta Claus; July Interfered
with Independence Day skylarking,
and a fitting celebration of the Pall
of tha Baatlle. March waa a likely
month, but the wind was always In
the north, and October was favorably
considered, until It wae remembered
that then tha autumn leavea are at
their nest, novemoer ana ueceuimx
buying would ruin the Yule spirit,
and April Is Just naturally no gooj
for apendlng money. February, May,
June, August and September remain.
They are fine upstanding montha,
' and people born In them would be
Insulted If their fellow-cltlsens had
' to buy auto licenses during UK ten
ure of their birth months. A.i the
montha are fine for ftutolng, but none
are adapted to paying for It. The
ISth month could be called Buy
ember or Llcensober. After it had
been established, a smart lawyer
would have It declared unconstltu
tlonal. It would taJte the supreme
oourt four yeara to 'say so, and no
body would have to buy a license
while the Jurists were thinking, ao
everybody would rejoice, as they
would have to spend their money for
nothing but gasoline, moonshine,
merry-go-rounds, morlee, faahlon
able geegaws, alligator pears, bridge,
tripe to Frisco, and football games,
vacations, fancy clothes, fishing
poles, rifles, clay pigeons, loving cups
for golfers, houses, elot machines,
wine bricks, and the neoessltlee of
life, such as ungravelled beane.
"A young man came up from Km
porta last week to help M'ss Barbara
Whitney with her home woik. or
something "(Jewell, Kan., Republi
can.) Some more of everybody's bus
iness. The "Iaatern industrialize" once
nM- hv thai- tatnn- In tha nfk
of the people. The people, however, And all thla too tense curiosity,
ara pretty good at getting their own thla resentment, with Us accom
talons In their own Jugulsra. In alpanlment of Inferiority feeling and
moment of hysteria, while full or
political hooey, the people voted
gainst the "Eastern Industrialists"
unending S3I.0OO.OO0 tor power de
velopment In Jackson. Josephine and
Klamath counties. By their "verdict
at the pons." the "Joseph policies
ere upheld," "the water saved for
tra children's children," amd the
jtn txrttlas and other termites, are
ctutwfne; on the pick handles, The
te'.tar eventuality waa never men
tiwvad during the hokum season,
mi as wtdnm mentioned now, as it Is
t4 taste, and tastes bad.
Another Keynote Speech!
"If there sr.ythfng wroni with thla country of ouraf Ho,
my countryman, than la nothing wrong with thla republic ex
capt that It haa btcn mismanaged, exploited and domoralltad
(or mora than decade, by a laadarahlp Incomparably short
sighted and bereft of true atataamanahlp, Incapably of under
standing and dealing with fundamental causes, and Incapable
even now, In the mldat of Ita fearful havoo of understanding
tha extent of Ita own mischief. a a no, my oountrymen, there
la nothing wrong with our people. In alt the generatlona
of American history the people In every great crlole have turned
to the Democratic party to lead them from the wllderneaa of
disappointment and dlauter."
"It waa so In U00.
"It waa ao In 1828.
"It waa ao In 1884.
"It waa ao In 1011.
"IT WILL BE SO IN 19i.il"
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"TMJUS spake the Honorable Alben W. Barkley, U. S. senator
from Kentucky today, ai he opened the Democratio con
vention with hia ringing, table-thumping key note.
What a relief to the harassed and perplexed people of this
country I How eimple and easy of attainment, the remedy. All
we have to do is turn the rascally Republicans out, put the
righteous Democrats in, and all
of worlds; the land of the free
again run to the full, with milk
XX7HAT a pity Senator Barkley could not have shown the
American people the straight path to the Promised Land,
four years ago. Had they elected the Democratic candidate
Al Smith, instead of the Republican candidate, Herbert Hoover,
there would have been no panic of 1929, no collapse in the
world markets, no sacrifice, no suffering, all the people would
have had to have done this year, would have been to put the
Honorable Al back on the job again, and the Golden Age would
have run blissfully and peacefully on I
What unmitigated hooey!
We wonder how many delegates in that Chicago convention
Inrlnv iAnllv oiivaA wlmr. tliAti nlnnnpnt Irnv.nnfnt. tnirl W.
wonder how much of his
will allow the absurd farce to
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" admit ne is blind in one eye, and his hide is shot full
o noMj gut w. gre Bot gure tJl. Democrat;,, donkey, if put
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on the spot, would show up much better.
certainly don't believe, and no one else in the posses-
sion of his senses BELIEVES,
responsible for tho present mess this country and the rest of
the world is it. Nor do we believe that if Al Smith had won
four years ago, conditions today would be materially better.
In fact our pious conviction is conditions would Te worse, and
Lady Luck was novcr kinder to Alfred E. Smith than when she
placed the responsibility of running the ship of state, through
a world wide depression, upon his rival's shouidors.
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f IAD the Honornblo Alben, had the oourage and originality
to kick Old Lady Tradition in the shins, and talk sense
to the assembled multitude, we believe he would have admitted
as much. For after nil, enough can be said against the Repub
lican party, without resorting to the moth-eaten wheeze1 that
ONE PARTY IS TO BLAME for all our ills, and all that is
needed to bring in the millenium, is to vote for ANOTHER.
That isn't true and everyone knows it isn't true. Neverthe
less the crazy make-bolieve of partisan politics goes on, and
on, and on.
WE are tired of it. We believe most people are tired of it.
They are tired of the entire childish farco, they are tired
of POLITICS, -they long as never before for sanity, horso-sense
and statesmanship in their publio affairs, and they don't give a
hurrah about the party label a man may wear, who gives some
real promise of providing it.
The Democrats have a golden opportunity to give the, coun
try such a loader. But the key note address of the Honorablo
Albon W. Barkley doesn't give much assurance they will take
advantage of it.
Talks T&jgfc
parents
TOO TOVNO TO LISTEN,
By Allre Judson Peale.
Most of us atlll can remember
the rage we felt when two grown
ups talking, stopped euddenly In
the midst of an intriguing story
with a "more of that some other
time" and a significant motion of
the head In our direction,
We knew that we were considered
too young to listen. Sometimes we
were even sent from the room with
the remark that "children mustn't
know everything."
What could be more Insulting?
And what mountains of resentment
children have piled up over Just this
sort of thlngl What passionate cu
riosity haa been built up for no
faintly serviceable end I
Adults have secrete that one Is
thought too silly and stupid to
know.
Adults exclude one from every
thing that la moat exciting. Grand
parents, aunt and uncles, as well
aa parent and older brothers and
siatere, conspire to keep one In Igno
rance about everything that Is really
ImDOrtant,
Jealousy can be avoided.
Adulta need only be courteoul
Nine times out of ten It Is not at
all necessary to broach a topic ot
conversation which a listening child
may not hear through to the end.
And when, as sometimes happens.
It actually is necessary to discuss
something which a child may not
hear, he ahould, In a tactful man
ner, be asked to leave the room.
It can be explained to him that
the grown tips have something to
discuss which concerns only them,
Just as ha often has a eecret with
will be well in this most perfect
and the home of the brave will
and honey.
time-honored bally-l.oo, the Honorable
continue.
for the G. 0, P. elephant. We
that the Republican party is
one of them or with a friend, that
everybody sometimes must talk over
mattera with only one person.
AVIATRIX FAILS IN
PORTLAND, ore., June 37. (AP)
Mrs. Edna Chrlstofferson, Portland
avlatrix, returned Sunday from
Alaska where ehe spent several
montha flying with W. R. Oraham,
Alaska air mall pilot. In search of
the abandoned fur ehlp, Baychlmo.
While the search for the ehlp waa
unauoceesful, Mrs. Chrlstofferson said
she had ataked out two gold claims
which she Intends to work upon
her contemplated return to Alaska
next fall.
Low Espee Fares
To Ski Carnival
SAN PRANCI8CO (8pl.) Winter
sports ski Jumping, tobogganing and
all are coming back to California,
for the Fourth of July!
The meet wilt be held In the
Sugarbowl, high up In Donner pass,
near Summit, In the Sierra Nevada
mountalne ot northern California.
Low round trip fares on Southern
Pacific lliwa, effective over the
rourth, are expected to aid in
swelling the attendance at the
unique summer-winter festivities.
Hero of Cantigny;
Gen. Bamford, Dies
CHARMSTOWN. W. Va , June ST.
AP) General P. I. Bamford, e.
hero of the world war battle of Can.
Ilgny. died today.
General Bamford waa retired.
Dry slabs at .00 per Met, Toil haul
'em. aledford Fuel Co.
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D.
Blgned letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to dtaeaae
dlagnoala or treatment, will be answered by Or. Brady If a stamped aeif-ad-dreaaed
envelope I enclosed. Lettera should be brief and written In ink
Owing to the large number of lettera received only a few can be answered
here. No reply caa be made to querlee not conforming to Instructions. Ad
dress Or, Wllllsm Brady In care of The Mall Tribune.
T8 WI.I.VO THE "TO
Sooner or later In expounding any
Illness or impairment of health the
neoteric healer arrives st the under
lying cause, pot-
sons In the sys
tem, and his cure
Is so simple that
even the dumb
est customer
and only the
dumbest ac
cepts it, J u t
eliminate t h
poisons and
you're as good as
cured nature
will attend to the
restoration of your original good
health, Nature can do everything
except dispose of these nasty poisons
that somehow clutter up your sys
tem If you neglect to eat the things
the neoteric healer deems fit to eat.
Sorretlmea the old hokum becomes
a bit, tiresome and the near-dootor
varies It by sscrtblng everything to
toxins instead of poisons. Even the
charlatans who profess to ridicule the
germ theory are fond of telling their
customers how to get rid of "toxins,"
which is paramount to saying the
germs have nothing to do with 111
iess but you must dispose of the poi
sons produced by the germs It you
wish to get well. The quacks are
naively unaware of it, but toxins
simply can't happen unless germs
produce them.
From away back In the days when
physic physicked the laity has cher
ished a aettled conviction that health,
life, liberty and the pursuit of hap
piness all depend upon free and regu
lar action of the bowels. Old time
physicians did nothing to correct this
obsession. Modern quacks are desper
ately striving to keep It alive, for It
is on this ground they must make
their last stand.
For years I have been doggedly
maintaining that nothing Is or can
be absorbed thru the unbroken skin.
Msny a ponderous professor or sva
nescent authority has furtively dis
puted my teaching, but no one has
proved the actual experiment or teat
that the skin will absorb anything.
Now I venture to make another ar
bitrary assertion, on the ground of
much study and observation, and
agalq I challenge the old timers to
dispute It If they can. So far as
human health Is concerned nothing
harmful la ever absorbed from the
bowel Into the blood. No "poisoning"
of the system, no "autointoxication"
ever occurs In that way,
Tom, Dick and Harry may as well
be warned right here that I have no
Intention of arguing with them about
their morbid little notions, nor does
my denial of Uie "autointoxication"
fancy Imply that I will tell you what
alls you, then, If It lent that. I have
Today's Guest Editorial
The Mall Tribune, thanks to the courtesy of the American Legion,
Is printing a series of guest editorials written on Important questions
or the day hy prominent citizens In various walks of life. The Mall
Tribune offers these editorials aa an Interesting feature but does not
necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed.
No. VII.
WHY A CONSTITUTION?
By T. DU MONT SMITH,
Ctialrmmi, Committee on American
Citizenship, American Bar Assn.
To understand why we have a con
stitution and why It must be In
writing, we must understand the
conditions thst existed when the
constitution waa framed. When the
thirteen colonies achieved their In
dependence from Oreat Britain, each
became a sovereign Independent
state. Little Delaware, for Instance,
had the same power to make war
and peace, send ambassadors to other
countries, make alliances, raise an
army or build a navy that any
country In the world had and these
states were very Jealous of their
sovereignty.
The continental congress was not
a congress like that we now have.
It waa almply a meeting of ambas
sadors from sovereign etates allied
for the purpose of carrying on the
war of Independence. It was very
much like the congress of allied
ambassadors which met at Parle
during the great war. It could not
make any law affecting the people,
it had no executive, no Judiciary
and no power of taxation. It could
recommend measures to the separate
states and ask for contributions
which were seldom paid. In 1181, a
new government, the confederation,
was adopted and It waa little better.
It waa elmply a league of Inde
pendent etatea dissoluble at the will
of any member. The vote in Ita con.
gress was by states and It required
the vote of nine ststes to adopt
any measure. It had no executive,
no Judiciary or no power of taxa
tion. It exlated aolely by contribu
tions paid by the different etates
and was bsnkrupt and moribund
from the beginning, Somehow we
muddled through. By 1787 the con
dition of the country had become
so deplorable, the weakness of Its
government so apparent, an object
of contempt at home and derision
abroad, that the great men ot the
country met In the constitutions!
convention In May. 1787. That con
vention was the greatest body of
political minded men that ever sat
In a single chamber.
It contained 38 or 90 members
who would have taken front rank
In any parliamentary body In the
world then or since. It contained
a half-doeen who were the peers of
any atateemen that England has pro
duced In It long parliamentary
history. It determined to create
a true national government, aa
Webster expressed It, "an Indisso
luble union of Indretructtble state"
with alt the powers necessary to a
true national government, a nation
and not a mere league or confede
racy of states. To accomplish that
end, It examined all governmental
powers, determined what were neces
XIN" TO ITS LIAR
no time for such Idle speculation. If
anybody Is to refute my assertion he
must do it with facts, not questions.
There may be some physicians of
standing who still ply patients with
high priced nostrums purporting to
remedy "autointoxication." It is my
observation and belief that no reme
dy or treatment or diet or bowel
wash or what have you that purports
to diminish or stop absorption of
"toxic waste" or "products of putre
faction" from the bowel is worth
using. I am firmly convinced that the
only kind of "autointoxication" that
can possibly account for ill health or
even temporary indisposition Is low
metabolism, slowing of the Internal
combustion process, under oxygenera-
tlon of the body. And the best reme
dy for this Is a speeding up of me
tabolism, in whatever way that may
I brought about.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
We Have No Data on Costs
I am a victim of (a common funC'
tlonal deficiency). Please tell me what
hospital or other place to go for
treatment, as I am not In a position
to pay a doctor . . , (J. S. K.)
Answer I am unable to give such
Information. Nor can I Inform cor
respondents how much any treatment
will cost.
Sweating Hands
Is there anything one can apply to
prevent excessive sweating of the
hands? In my occupation this Is a
great handicap. (B. P. w.)
Answer Rub Into the pslms every
night for a week or ten days a pea
size portion of the following oint
ment: Standard solution or for
maldehyde dram
Menthol ..a grains
Lanolin ..............-.... V4 ounce
Petrolatum, to make the
whole measure I ounce
This should be dispensed in a col
lapsible tube.
Children Need Sleep
How msny hours sleep should a
girl II years old have? (Mrs. C. F.)
Answer Not less than 10 hours
every night. A little more In winter,
a little less in summer.
Twins Are Fertile
Ben Told one of twin girls can nev
er bear children , . . (O. A.)
Answer That Is Just one of those
superstitions. A few years ago I re
ferred to It In thla column and
promptly heard from several sets of
twin girls who have proved the super
stition Is unfounded.
None of the Patient's Business
I am going to have an operation for
". Which anaesthetic should I
take? (Miss R. H.)
Answer Don't bother your head
about that. The doctor will decide
which Is best for .you when the time
comes.
(Copyright John P. Dille Co.)
sary to form a union, not only of
the states, but ot the people, a na
tional government, such powers as
those to make peace and war, coin
money, to maintain an army and
navy, to handle dbr relations with
foreign countries, and so on. These
power It conferred upon the United
States of America, and It forbade
the several states to exercise any of
these powers. But mark this, the
powers conferred upon the national
government by the constitution and
the first 10 amendments and the
powers taken from the state govern
ments were purely governmental
powers. No right, privilege or Im
munity ot the citizen of any of
these states was Infringed upon or
Impaired in any way. Every right,
privilege and Immunity of the Indi
vidual that he had under his state
government remained exactly the
same under the new government
with many added safeguards pro
vided by the first 10 amendments.
The rights of Individual liberty and
personal freedom that existed under
the constitution, ss It waa formed
and these amendmenta were left
Intact. Such encroachments s have
been made upon these rights have
been by recent, hasty Ill-advised,
and Improvident amendments that
tend to the destruction of the whole
plan and purpose of our government
as it was formed.
The people who sre the fountain
of all political power deciding to
establish a national government took
from the states, which they hsd
created, certain governmental powers.
It la a kind of a trt-partttee agree
ment between the people, their
atate governments, and their national
government and necessarily It had
to be put In writing and that Is
why w have a written constitution.
Tomorrow: Kenneth C. Hogate,
general manager Walt Street Journal,
I RELEASE VOIE
COLUMBUS, Ohio, June 37. (AP)
Governor George White, Ohlo'a
"favorite son" candidate for the
Democratic presidential nomination,
said today he did not Intend to re
lease the Buckeye delegates to the
Democratic national convention from
voting for him, aa auggested by W.
W. Durbln, of Kenton, a follower
of Governor Franklin D, Roosevelt,
of New Tork.
a
Orectin Weather,
Fog on the coast, otherwise fair
tonight and Tuesday; normal tern
perature; gentla changeable wind.
OHIO'S FAVORITE SON
WON'
Today
By Arthur Brisbane
Boiling In Chicago,
Beer, Perhaps, Not Soon.
The Turtle's Head,
Britain Listens, Builds,
Copyright King Feature Synd Ins.
Sunday was quiet in man
places, not in Chicago. Thanks
to the depression and failure to
do anything effective about
unemployment, Democrats
have their "great chance.
Many of them are busy spoil
ing it.
Election betting has started
Iluey Long, a powerful per
sonality from Louisiana, who
is "sorry he ever went to the
senate," bets $1,000 against
$500 that Governor Roosevelt
will carry Texas, by at least
100,000 regardless of bitter
ness about the two-thirds rule.
' a-s
Ladles talking politics In Chicago,
decide that for some time to come
"bread lines" will be more Important
than "party Unas."
Mrs. D. A. McDougal, ot Sapulpa,
Oklahoma, la glad women are paying
more attention to bread lines than
waistlines or "akirtllnes," above the
knees or below the ankles.
Unless something Is done, soon.
the breadline may become the only
Important line In America.
Senator James' 'Hamilton Lewis'
withdrawal from the presidential
race Is encouraging to Governor
Roosevelt, The "stop Roosevelt"
movement hoped to keep Senator
Lewis' Illinois following Intact to use
In their fight. '
Wllllsm Green, abl head of the
American Federation of Labor, want
five thing In the Democratio plat
form, a five-day week, shorter work'
lng hours, federal work to give em-
ployment, old age pension, AND
BEER.
The five-day week may come, with
out platform help, as there Isn't
enough work for six days. For that
matter It may be a four-day week.
Beer seems probable. You would not
have believed' It a year ago. But It
may take a year or two longer to
get It. .. .
Boya of Fanwood New Jersey, used
to believe thst the head ot a snap
ping turtle cut oft, . did not die
until sundown. Superstition never
dies, no matter how often you cut
off It head.
Fort of Spain, Trinidad, tell ol
, trail bearded Spanish mystic,"
suddenly coming from the mountain
to the village of St, Helena to an.
nounce that within six months the
world will be burned up.
Chicago would say, coldly, "go
back to the mountains and get more
details." The credulous vlllsgers
have given up work to devote all
their time to meditation and prayer.
The prophet ha gone back to the
mountains. He will be annoyed alx
months hence, but will have a good
excuse.
Through four 'g'ates, a Bunyan
would say, you find easy access to
the human mind, the gates of super
stition, greed, race hatred, religious
hatred.
A hundred times the end of the
world ha been announced and be
lieved. At the beginning of the
year 1000 many sold their lands and
goods for next to nothing, put on
white robes and went up Into the
mountains to be aa near Heaven as
possible, when the end came. It did
not come and won't come in 100
million years.
The late Andrew D. White, presi
dent of CorneU university, tell ot
a Jewish prophet who long after
Christ, announced himself aa "The
Messiah," gathered a great following,
and announced that he could walk
upon the water and those that be
lieved In htm could do the same.
He walked down a steep bank Into
deep water, followed by a big
crowd. All were drowned, Leatfr"a
in superstition often believe what
they aay. That make them dan
gerous.
While our government talks sweet
nothings about disarmament, the
British listen murmuring "by all
means," but tbsy continue building
bigger and better airplane bomber.
while we suggest that such wicked
machines be abolished.
Last Saturday the British air min
ister showed at Hendon a new, gi
gantic bomber, secretly built, ca
pable ot doing 300 mile an hour
four mile above the earth. Two
hundred and fifty thousand paid
admissions, a quarter of a million
more gathered crutsld the airdrome
A night bomber was also dis
played, score ot pursuit plane were
sent up In mimic warfare to attack
the bombing machine.
Pilot In th airplan squads, par
ticipating, included More of bankj
clerks and other civilian, almost w
skilful ss Brttin' army nl navy
flier,.
Britain talk disarmament as
sweetly as anybody, but goes ahead
with plan to RULE THE OCEAN
OF AIR as the kt ao long ruled the
water ocean.
The old gold prospsctor, with his
!ow donkey, esutlously tapping
rocks, oa the lookout for Indians,
would wonder at modern prospecting
by airplane.
Airplane ar flying over the for
est, seeking place to land, In the
"new Yukon gold field,"
An lrplan prospector can stake
out claim In six hour that the
old prospector could not reach In
two monthe.
Interesting information from Bang,
kok, about Slam's revolution, King
Pnjadhlpok himself encouraged It,
He wa worried bout the drop In
rle export, cusad by Slam' foolish
gold Msndard. Rice to Slam 1 what
coffee la to Brazil. And gold seems
not to agree with eastern lands.
Also likewise Louis the Eleventh,
of France, the king of Slam decided
that hi great noble were becoming
too powerfcl, and decided thst It
would be wise to depend on the
people, that revere him.
Louis the Eleventh encoursged the
nobles to kill off each other, saying
"the less they amount to the more
I amount to."
You remember how h disposed ot
the foolhardy Duke of Burgundy.
Interesting to mortgaged farmers.
In Rumsnla farmers can have mort
gage cut In two, then have 80
years to pay the rest. King Carol
himself has had a mortgage thus
reduced and extended on hi estates,
under a new law.
Our ."sock the rich" progrsm has
not reached that point, but may
reach it.
All "sock the rich" plana should
be worked out soon, before the last
of the rich go to Join the dodo, the
roo, the respectable trlcorotopi, and
hi family.
1
Williams Creek
WILLIAMS CREEK, June 37.
(Sp!.) Baseball bam Sunday In
front of the grange hall between the
Wolt Creek and Williams teams was
interesting and was won by the lat
ter 19 to 11. Wolt Creek team and a
large party of rootera picnicked at
th cave camps in the forenoon while
several Williams families picnicked
under the trees near the ball grounsd.
Mr. and Mrs. J. B. Champlaln of
Seattle spent two weeks vacation at
the Kradel Newcomb home. Mrs.
Champlaln is a sister of Mrs. Kradel
Newcomb,
Amos Smith who owns the sawmill
at Williams, lost his lumber truck
recently when his barn burned. The
barn was full of hay.
Fred Lichen took another bunch
of cattle to the Orayback range l&st
week.' His family accompanied him
and spent several days camping In
the mountain.
Mr. and Mrs, C. W. Robert called
Sunday afternoon on the John Let
tekena. Provolt baseball team and seversl
others drove to Takllma Sunday where
Provolt won by a small score. The
week before they played Selma re
sulting In a tie. The tenth Inning
gave Provolt a score of one. Provolt
ha been defeated once since organi
sation. Mrs. Mollle Dahle and daughter
Mary Catherine of Berkeley, calif.,
are spending their vacation with her
sister, Mrs. Stella Stratton and Mrs.
Gertrude Herriot and other rela
tives of Williams and Medford.
Mr. and Mrs. R. p. Lewman and
family are camping a few days In the
mountains near Orayback.
Miss Mabel Woolfolk of Grants
Pass Is spending some time with her
grand parent. Mr. and Mrs. John
Letteken and other relatives on Wil
liams creek. Mr. and Mrs. Doll Lem
mon and son Rosoo of Ashland spent
Sunday with Mrs. Lemmon's parents,
Mr. and Mrs. John Letteken. Mr. Let
teken's sister, Mrs. Bert Furgla, also
of Ashlsnd accompanied them.
At the school meeting Mondsy
about thirty were present. James
Turvey was reelected director and
Mrs. A. O. Edwards, clerk.
Miss Christine Avent of Hunting
ton Beach, Calif., is visiting her sis
ter, Mrs. A. O. Edwards. Another sis
ter, Mrs. Rowley also of Huntington
Beach, has been visiting her, also Mr.
Edwards' brother, Charles Edwards cf
near Los Angeles.
Mrs. Bert Harris vlaited Mr. Earl
Whlsler one afternoon thla week.
Mr, and Mr. Art Cooper, Art and
Mabel Woolfolk of Grant Pas spent i
onu night last week with their grand I
parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Letteken. ',
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Bryan were'
Business visitors In Medford one dsy
this week.
Gordon Smith of Murphy ha aim.
ed up with Provolt baseball team rs
their pitcher for the summer.
Lltle Miss Evelyn Plnce of Klamath
Falls Is visiting her prand parents.
CONGE
FUNERAL PARLOR
West Main at Newtown
Office County Coroner
Flight o Time
(Medford and Jackson Coont
History from tha Files ot The
MsU Tribune of M and 10 (ear.
Ago)
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
June 37, 1B22.
f (It was Monday)
Ten-acre grass fire west of Jack
son street keeps fire department
busy,
Edwin Tjf. Judd, founder of Repub
lican party, dies, aged 84 years.
First auto to reach Crater lake,
through snow, given silver cup.
Klan Kleagle says "now la time
to clean out the court house, and
end gang rule."
Situation at Herrln, 111., continue
serious, with desultory firing night
and day.
Wftftahitrff circuit ludes trt hesv
suit of Earl H. Fehl against paying
city paving assessment. s
"Kin" Hubbard, famed humorist,
passes through city, and drops a
line to his old friend, Ed White.
TWENTY YEARS AGO,
June S7, 1B1J.
(It was Wednesday)
Phoenix commercial club organ
ize.
Ross Lane residents complain of
speeding motorists and motorcyclist.
Woodrow Wilson looms as probable
Democratic, nominee for president.
L. Nledermeyer to build a brick;
livery stable at Fir and 8th streets.
Local Bull Moose chief declares
Taft's nomination by Republican
party "conceived in fraud and bap
tized In iniquity."
Bud Anderson, "pride of Medford,"
to fight In Klamath Fall July 4,
Eagle Point team killed by light
ning. YANGTZE DWELLERS
ROUTED BY.WATERS
HANKOW, China, June 27. A?)
Swollen by continued heavy rains,
the Y&ntae river row two feet today
and was 38' feet above -normal.
Already vaat areas of the Yangtze
valley are flooded and thousands of
persons are homeless. It was feared If
the raina continued, last summer's
disastrous floods might be repeated.
Mr. and Mrs, C. C. Cougle and other
relatives of Williams Creek,
Mrs- George Sparlin and sons Jack
and Jerry left Monday morning on a
trip north; They will go to Washing
ton to visit relatives.
Mr. and Mrs. C. G. Cougle called
on Mr. and Mrs. Ben Letteken Mon
day. Mis The ma Wilkinson left Satur
day for Eugene to attend summer
sohool. Miss Wilkinson is principal of
Williams high school.
Try Lydi E. Pinkham' Vegetable Compound
Flying Into a Temper
iouchy . . . irritable! fcverytfamg uosea
her. She seeds Lydia E. Piokham a Vege
table Compound to soothe her nerves and
build up her health by its tonic action
New Way to Hold
False Teeth in Place
Do false teeth annoy you by drop
ping or slipping? Just sprinkle a 'lt
tle Fasteeth on your plates. This new
fine powder holds teeth firm and
comfortable. No gummy, pasty taste
or feelliig. Sweetens breath. Got Pas
teeth from Jarmin & Woods or your
druggist.
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HOTEL
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