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By Arthur Ferry
Housed ean Ing Is nil tfie rage and j
It is bustling l;he womenfolks to get
It done before they have to do It all I
over again. ' 1
As the campaign narrows down to
the finish. It develops there Is a woe
ful lack of honest men In Jackson
county, though every county is en-
titled to one such. A stern hunt for
an honest man will be organized and
all are urged to put a new wick In
their lanterns. Don't let the repro
brates and Vie rascals steal your
lantern.
Th. voun.t ..t w .Mr.Miv,iv
active over the week-end. Meiji
T.TtruTh.r.'n Sot
nice for a lady to tell her age. aitzo
Bwimoda, 7, was a guest at her party
and would not set with the fair sex.
Donald Casebolt alammed out a home
run, enabling "Old Jackson" to defeat
"Old Washington," 32 to 28. Master
Casebolt waa complimented by Coach
Henderson for his mighty effort, but
a certain little blonde would not look
at him. An East Side kid, age 11, Is
sprouting a pair of self-inflicted
sheik sideburns, and nobody knows
what; his parents are thinking about,
if anything.
The frequency of lifelong Republi
can, who have always been Demo
crats, Is appalling and atemwlndlng,
and getting more so.
.
General disgust with the weather
and the Hoover administration con
tinues. . .
O. Von der Hellen, a prominent
bsyseed of Wellen towned Monday at
7:30 am., and must have left home
before the muley cow waa milked.
...
The Older Olrls have started dread
ing the hot weather of late July and
August. By that time, they will be
in good shape to atart fretting about
th usual hard winter. Thla la what
la called braiding the forelock of
Time, ahead of time.
...
The more one reads, the more con
vinced one becomes, that a lively
8-pea game concluded on a high
powered business basis In a quiet
spot, would be a paying venture
among the Oet-Poor-qulck of the
state.
...
Judge Colvlg, who crossed the
plains In 1BB2, behind some lacy bulla,
ha gone to Portland to see the base
ball season open. He hss not missed
seeing Mayor Baker throw out Vie
first ball In 30 yeara. The chains of
habit are welded atrongly.
We don't believe the argument ad
vanced by a Portland crusader and
politician, that the restrictions on
power development In this fair com
monwealth, "ha hurt the power
barons more than the workingman."
The power barons have eomsthlng to
chew on besides their plck-handlea.
Ou Woodpecker of Griffin creek
flew In yesterday and reporta many
In hi country are getting ready to
whet their beaka and using the first
rock they come too for a whetstone.
Qua honed up on a Main Stem lamp
poet. Last month Ivar Krueircr, the
Swedish match king, committed sui
cide "from worry over the economic
condition of the world." Hts death
shivered great bank and atocka went
down. It now develops that the
Swedish match king waa worrying
more about the prison cell awaiting
him, than the financial condition of
the world. He turns out to be a
crude, but stupendous forger, and
nothing much for fie "llnanclal
structure of civilisation" to ahake
about. Considerable chngrln waa
manifested In this country when the
SatKvePoat. published an Interview
three weeks alter hie death. It waa
held Indelicate. It seem the world
ha been worshiping anot'ier false
but golden god,
"Spring baa arrived with It out
door activities and society la so busy
It does not know whether It Is afoot
or horseback," says a society page
Item. Thla statement la open to
argument. We hv talked to eer
eral valley equestrians who had been
horseback, and they were well aware
they had been horseback, and (eel
sternly about the reflection on their
lack of knowledge. They hold that
nobody socially or otherwise, can get
o busy that they do not know when
they are horseback. Some admitted
that the horse might not have known
he had a rider, but Hie rider knew
be had a horse.
JWtASiOCIAYlON V
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Even LaFollette Suffers
T70R yeai'g tlie La Follctte machine has liad absolute political
control in Wisconsin. But last week, three of the La
Follette candidates were defeated by Hoover supporters, and
there was great rejoicing in administration circles.
Such rejoicing is natural, but a realistic analysis, we fear,
will provide little comfort for the Republican leaders in Wash
ington. For the Wisconsin upset, instead of demonstrating the
strength of the Hoover administration merely demonstrated the
strength of the time honored battle cry of "turn the rascals
out."
' These La Follette candidates were beaten, not because they
refused to endorse the President, but because they DID, endorse
the status quo in that state. They represented the party in
power. And even the most ruthless and effective political ma
chine in the country, was unable to overcome this popular
demand for a CLEAN SWEEP.
. . .
N other words the economic tornado which has been devastat-
ing this country for so many months, has created a political
tornado, which we fear is going to be just as unreasonable and
destructive in its effects. Toward the latter as toward the
former, it is the duty of sensible and reasonable people, to do
all they can to check this unthinking and irrational stampede.
But in the latter as in the former, we fear the future will dem-
onstrate. that such efforts are vain that all that can be done
is practically to wait for the storm to play out.
WHEN the storm HAS played out as all storms, sooner or
later DO, these voters in Wisconsin, who kicked out
La Follctte men, and replaced them with Hoover men, will
undoubtedly admit their mistake, and wonder how they could
have been so blind to their own self interest, such a short time
before. ,
' But it will be too late then. The "ins" will be out and the
"outs" will be in. The victims will only have the headache to
console them on the morning after.
On With the Dance!
WHAT is true iu Wisconsin is true in thin state, and every
other. Business has been rotten, conditions inBtead of
improving have been getting worse
pervades the rank and file,
- well opportunity to give vent
' much for a Mones to lead them
to pin it on; they are not looking so much for a head to elevate
as for 8 head to smash.
In short the rank and file don't know just what they want,
but they DO know they want
government," any government, represents that change.
So the "ins" willy nilly are to be the "goats" and the heads
of the office holders, right or wrong, are to be the heads to bash !
e
SENSING this goldon opportunity every unemployed politi
cian, eager to get his "snout" again at the public
trough, is doing nothing but echo the time-honored wheeze of
"turn the rascals out." And
mouth, he watches the dear people fall for it I
Not a bnd catch word in any election, it's suro fire this year.
When the battle is over, when the storm has passed, many
victims of this mad hysterical scramble will wonder how it
happened, will hold their aching heads, and try to figure out
how they could have thrown out an honest, experienced and
efficient public official, for example, and replaced him with a
dishonest, inexperienced and inefficient one.
But it Will be too late then. The "ins" will be out; and the
"outs" will be in. For relief the long suffering rank and file
will have to wait for the next election.
iH, it's a great game brethren, and we the people are
peculiar creatures! From one crazy extreme, we dash like
stampeded sheep to another. And when it's all over, we are
forced to admit too lute that for the resulting disaster we
had ONLY OURSELVES TO BLAME, that we, not the candi
dates were the real victims.
'T'HE sane and sensible thing to do in this election, is what
1 wo should do in EVERY ELECTION, not lose our heads
but. USE them; not full for this oatch-word or that but go
about the business of selecting our public employees in a rational
and discriminating way, placing the individual's character and
fitness for tho job, as of greater importance than anything else.
But unless all signs fail, that is precisely what wo are NOT
going to do. So down with the old, up with the new, on with
the dance, lot joy be unconfined, Whack whack I bang bang !
down they go
"Oil, AIN'T WE GOT FUN!
Tomorrow! Who cares about tomorrow. Sufficient unto
the day is the folly thereof I
Communications
"randle" the randldalra.
To the Editor:
I have been reading with much
interest your editorials of late on the
questions of the times, and In the
Issue of April 15th, your advice to
Mr. and Mrs. Voter Is sound and well
founded. It may be old advice, but
nevertheleaa It la much needed at
this time. Some of us may think
somethings are not right and that
other are corrupt, within our gov
ernment offices, but who Is respon
slble for these things, If true? No
one but -e voters, and your advice
for all to Investigate all candidate
at th coming primaries la advice
that cannot be at reused to much.
If any candidate cannot stand the
egg candling process: ' that Is. If he
cannot stand up under the x-ray of
tru Investigation, he should be dis
carded as a bad egg, reitardlea of
party or creed. More advlc could
be given regarding political dema
gogues; warnings against "Thine ad
versary, the political demagoaue, with
a roaring vole, who sulks about
seeking whom he may devour or be.
ruddle.
An adversary la on who alwaye
oppose, denies, disputes; not one
ho construct and sustain reality
and truth. A demagogue Is one who
acquires Influence with the wonle
by pandering to their prejudice or
As a result a blind anger
and election day offers them a
to it. They are not looking so
out of the mess, as for a goat,
a change. A vote "agin the
with venial, eye and watering
playing on their Ignorance. So you
see. no party or community la free
from their tempest. You can hear
the voices of the country's "blggeat"
moat any night over th radio, and
you can read or hear the babblings
of the lesser one most any time and
any place.
But then Is still another voice to
be heard, a vole that can have what
It wants: a vole that can and will
nairai inia crime wav and gang
ster wars snd what not and make
thla land, including Jackson county,
a safe place not only for democracy
but for decent people aa well, and
that voice I the voice of the people
But the problem I to get th peo
ple Interested enough to Investigate
snd act. I think the varlout Orange
organlnitiona of the county are do
ing a fine thing In trying to arouse
the people to think and look things
over. When th peopi ,nt things
clesned up they will be cleaned, and
they am do It In a safe and sane
way. because, aa Abraham Lincoln
haa aald. "With public sentiment,
nothing csn rail; without It nothing
can succeed."
C. A. THOMAS.
115 Shermsn St.. Ashland. Or.
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Today
By Arthur Brisbane
Puzzling The Angel,
News, Fast and Slow,
Fly and Live Longer,
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. HODGE, Cal., April 18. The
radio news man calls through
the ether, "The Bambino hits
a homer," and passes on, like
Dante's angel that came, and
immediately flew away. That
angel would not kuow the
meaning of "Bambino hits a
homer," but millions of Amer
icans know, that never heard
of Dante's angel messenger.
"Bambino", is the pet name of
Mr. Ruth who hits a baseball so
hard that he has time to run all
around the bases, before the
ball can be returned to the
home plate.
Would the world really be
better off, if fewer of us knew
about the Bambino, and more
had read Dante. Probably not.
The president of our country
"throws the ball," and is ap
plauded. If, instead, he arose
in the grandstand and recited
NEL MEZZO DEL CAMIN DI
NOSTRA VITA, ETC. the
"fans" would ask "What's the
matter with him."
Here a 'man makes a home run, a
child 1 kidnaped, a few citizens are
murdered In our bootleg crime wave.
a few mllllona are banded out to
aave some financier that has a horror
of the dole, when applied to working
people, or some other monotonous
happening Is recorded, and Instantly,
everyone hears of It. Telegraph and
telephone carry It, the radio telle It,
newspapers print It, neighbor dis
cus it. In China, a dreadful earth
quake haa occurred, killing tens of
thousands, according to reports, and
those reporta trickle In slowly, car.
rled over rough roads, almost lm
psaslble, translated from one Chinese
dialect to another. The earthquake
and its Inconceivable horrors will
have lost their Interest before the
full facta are known. Such Is China.
tfews that may interest u a long
aa we live, and Interest the world aa
long aa history la written, comes from
Manchuria, where Russia's powerful
soviet government la massing troops
snd wsr materials. The peace gentle
men of the League of Nations are
worried, knowing well that the league
would be the first scrap of paper, In
any war. Japanese atatesmen are
worried, believing that attack by
Russia Is probable.
Those Intelligent Orientals know
that fighting Stalin's Russia would
be unlike fighting Russia under the
czars. That waa a pleasant excuraton.
Thla would mean fighting mllllona of
trained men, fanatlo In their patrio
tism, filled with the fervor of revo
lution that haa always proved power
fill In war.
It may b Russia's destiny to plsy
the pert of overlord In Asia, and lead
aa ahe choose the hordes that once
overran western Europe. The possi
bility need not worry us for, If Rus
sian become so powerful, they will
become very rich. And if they be
come rich, their Idea and plana will
change.
es
A pleasant day at Hodge on thla
Mohave desert, temperature eighty
four In the shade, kept down by cool
winds that blow over snow-covered
mountains between here and the Pa
cific New York's temperature, ac
cording to a Loa Angelea telephone
report, la thirty-three. Rancher
here are hoping for really warm
weather, to heat the earth and make
their alfalfa grow at night. With
good hot sun. you grow a crop of
alfalfa In three weeks.
Th desert I alive with mllllona of
lltarda, horned toada, enormou dea
rt turtle that carry a supply of
water with them. Jack rabblta, coyote
that follow th rabblta and lynxes
powerful enough to eat the coyote,
w.hen hunger drive.
It 1 never lonely on thla plateau,
two thousand feet abov the ocean.
Automobiles roll by on th hard road
that leads east and weat, alwaya more
westbound than eaatbound. On Sun
day morning, as clearly as though his
orchestra stood In the room, you hear
Walter Damroach admirable Gen
eral Ilectrlc concert, that Included
th prelud to Llast's symphonic poem
and Mendelssohn's Scotch symphony.
Such music makes th desert flowers
and aunahln brighter, th grass
greener, and th tky more beautiful.
At on o'clock a shiny red Waco
biplane, number 11330. circled above
th ranch, picked out a amooth, ready
made field and lands. Just outside
th fence protecting alfalfa
from I
Personal Health Service
By William
Signed letter peruuilng to personal neaitb and nygieuo. not to disease
dlegnoels or treatment, will be answered &y Or. Brad; If i tamped eell-ad-dreaaed
envelop la enclosed. Letter ahould be oriel and written to Ink
Owing to the large number of tetter received only a few can be answered
here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to instruction Ad
dress Dr. William Brady In care of The Mali Tribune.
j. WHAT AILS THE VICTIM
We finished off our talk about
Autointoxication and Acidosis the
other day In what 60 per cent of our
readera call our
e h a r a c t eristic
fashion, 35 per
cent call intrigu
ing, and the rest
call annoying. We
said, need-we re
peat, that there
la no such thing
aa autointoxica
tion, save aa a
minor or second
ary feature of
certain grave IU
ness. Come to
think of It we
didn't even mention acidosis In the
body of t,he argument, but maybe It
la Just a well, for It would be re
grettable If all our friends with acid
emia should stop the paper at this
stage of the battle for better health.
Now that that'e settled and out of
the way, ho, hum, let'a cast about for
a good pithy subject for today'a argu
ment. Ob, yes. there wlU be quite
a few former victims of the autoin
toxication obsession dangling about
out there without a diagnosis to hang
to. Be of good cheer, children, lor
here comes Old Doctor Brady to the
rescue. I know what alia a whole
lot of you. and I'm going to tell the
truth no matter whom It hurts
er-heh, I'll bet some of you thought
that because I don't brush my teet.h
I wouldn't know enough to say whom
In such a sentence, didn't you? For
give me If I misjudge you.
I am afraid It will not be possible
to tell you more than the essential
nature and cause of the . complaints
commonly aacrlbed to autointoxica
tion in this -harangue today. Ex
perience haa taught me that It la un
wise to attempt to tell the laity more
than one thing, one simple little fact,
at a time. If you try to crowd In
any more, even aupposlng there la
room, you merely get readera con
fused or frightened and they shy off
and refuse to follow you further, be
cause they think you're a bit crazy,
and the sad part of It la that If ypur
medical colleagues see your lay read
ers are at aU doubtful about your
sanity, they, particularly the old fos
sils, take aweet revenge by acquiesc
ing In the suspicion, snd thst tears
everything.
8o, then, let us Aave It over with.
The real trouble with most folk who
Imagine they have autointoxication
or even acidosis (which latter Is a
kind of modem revamping of the old
autointoxication theory, especially
calculated to give free play to freak
diets), the real trouble In most cases
rabblta. Three men climb out, strip
off Uielr parachutes, talk about auto
mobllea and airplanes for an hour,
then fly back to the Pacific. A round-
trip of six hours by automobile,, two
hours by plane.
Marion McKeen,' who pilots the
plane, haa flown 5500 paid hours
and many other hours unpaid, for
amusement. He has taught 161 men
to fly and they are all alive. Much
depends on how you are taught.
Hundreds of perfect pilot know
notning about teaching. Ask your
teacher how many student he baa
LIVING. Both his companions are
flyers taught by McKeen. And both.
William Packer and James L. Dixon.
are General Motora automobile men.
Packer, head of General Motors,
Chevrolet department, throughout all
thla region from Seattle down the
coast to San Diego, could not attend
to his business If he did not fly. The
airplane Is really used out here. For
Instance, Packer leaves his head
quarters at Oakland at noon, reaches
Portland, Ore., 650 air miles distant
at 4:30, transacts business, files to
Seattle, 135 miles, in an hour, then
back to Oakland, 765 miles In five
and a half hours. He flew from Oak
land down to Los Angeles last Sat
urday. 333 air miles, In one hour
and fifty-eight minutes. The trip
by fsst train tako thirteen hour and
quarter. Flying, saving time, will
add many yeara to the working life of
energetle men. "Nobody," says Mr.
Pscker, "csn attend to hie work prop
erly without flying. If he Is not mere
ly IN his Job, but actually ON his
Job."
Important newa for publlshera and
the public generally comes by wire
from W. J. Dally, of the electric re
frigerating department of General
Electric Cleveland. Ohio. The com
pany begins today a special dally
newspaper advertising campaign that
will cost five hundred thousand dol
lars, making advertising for that de
partment this year total more than
seven million dollars. General Elec
trics competitor are carrying on
similarly energetle campaigns, which
smooths th path of the deserving
publisher.
Many a young msn might find suc
cess, and th start that he seek.
In the production of good advertlsm.:
Ideas, ao Important In fighting de
preaslon, and building buslnesa. H. J
Kllngler of General Motora starts a
campaign based on tb alcgan "Heir
otrtera by helping yourself" addressed
to automobile agent. The sales cam
paign emphaslrea the fact that one
moderate priced automobile re pre
sent a. In ita making, eventy-one days
of labor, o that th buyer of a car
Brady, M. D.
OF AUTOINTOXICATION
of alleged
autointoxication la sub-
oxidation.
Dam It all, there we are at the
climax of what I earnestly believed
was going to be a most effective
health lesson, and now I see we have
merely arrived at an antl-cllmax. So
dumb are lay readera about matters
of human physiology or human an
atomy, that you Just can't speak to
them Intelligibly In words of more
than one syllable. All right. By aub
oxidation I mean diminished oxida
tion, lowered combustion In the body.
slow burning of fuel (food and body
tissue) to produce heat or muscular
or organic energy. In other and more
expensive words, low metabolism.
Even thla la probably all Greek to
most of you dumb laymen. Well, I'll
state It In j'our own language: Wfiat
the victim of Vie autointoxication
obsession needs la more oxygen. How
to get It Is another story, and It la
not what you think at all.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Dare Not Try It oir the Doctor
Akron physician writes to paper to
protest against my oft-repeated asser
tion that unbroken skin cannot ab
sorb any food, nutrient, liquid, gas,
medicine, poison. He cites mercury,
lead, benzol and nltro-zenzol com
pounds used In shoe dye. He asks
whether the reliability of my teach
ings should not be carefully Investi
gated before permitting me to give
the public Information or advice
about medical or health matters.
Answer Neither this Akron physic
ian nor any other physician, health
authority or medical authority darea
to put the matter to a test, using
my body, my skin, for the purpose,
In private or before a proper com
mittee of medical society members.
I repeat that the old time medical
authorities w.ho Imagined such pois
ons were absorbed thru the skin were
In error. There la not one lota of act
ual scientific experimental evidence to
support the old notion. The benzol
or nltro-benzol which poisons persona
who have shoes dyed on the feet Is
INHALED, and If Inhalation of the
volatilized benzol or nltro-benzol la
carefully prevented, aa It would be
In any experiment I ahould submit
to, of course it doesn't matter bow
much shoe dye or other euch poison
may be applied to the skin or for
how loog.
All Jake
When I first get out of bed morn
ings the soles of my feet prickle like
plus and needles as If I had been In
bed for weeks . . . (M. H.)-
Answer I get a vague suggestion
of alcoholic neuritis or possibly
"Jake" (Jamaica ginger) poisoning.
gives work for seventy-one day to a
man that needs work, in addition to
giving pleasure to his family, and
helping business recovery.
Such ideas are valuable. They
stimulate Imagination, and a Napo
leon aald "Imagination rules the
world."
Talks ID
parents
CAPHICIOl'S AFFECTION
By Alice Jurison Peale
Today Tony's mother comes home,
catches him up In her arms, kisses
and embraces him and sits down to
chat and play.
But tomorrow and th next day
she forgets to greet him. She talks
over his head. She doesn't see htm.
Hla effort to get her attention
are Ignored at first and then met
with Irritation and annoyance
"Run along, mother Is busy. Don't
be a nuisance."
One day she fusses over a cut fin
ger, bandages It tenderly and con
soles him. But for a whole week
when Tony must stay In bed with a
bad cold ahe gives him only the
briefest notice.
And how does Tony react to his
capricious mamma?
He Is capricious too. It gives him
pleasure to refuse to kiss her when
she asks him to. He Is punishing
her for the evenings she forgot to
say good night.
He throws a temper tantrum in
the middle of the living room floor
before his mother's guests and says
afterwards, unrepentant. "I don't
care if I spoiled her party. She and
her friends, they make me tired."
He Is expressing his Jealousy and tak- i
ing his revenge. '
Mother comes Into the nursery In
a mellow mood and he turns his
back upon her to talk only to the
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housekeeper and put hU arms about
her neck. He la trying to make
mother Jealous too.
Jealousy, revengefulnesa, violent,
over-emotlonal behavior these are
not good responses to awaken, es
pecially in connection with the per
son to whom the child Is most deep
ly attached.
For as surely as they are woven Into
the pattern of childish attachments,
Just as surely will they appear again,
disguised, modified, but still essen
tially the same In adult relationships.
Flight o Time
(Medford and Jackson Count)
History from the Flies of The
Mall Tribune of 20 and 10 ear
Ago.)
,TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
April 19, 1922.
(It was Wednesday.)
City buys free auto camp site tot
16000, for use of tourists.
New parking regulation abandon
ed as Impractical. Autoists warned
not to stop in middle of Main street
for visits.
Phoenix W. C. T. U. votes endorse
ment of Geneva peace conference.
Work starts on new county fair
grounds. Horse racing to be big at
traction In fall.
Golfers
course.
unable to pick site for
Ordinance creating planning com
mission passed by council.
Klan lecturer declares "We are do
ing no hanging just trying to catch
a new vision."
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
April 19, 1912.
(It was Thursday.)
"I have three enemies the drunk
ard, the heavy drinker, and the man
who craves Btrong, rough, high-proof
Whiskey." (Cyrus Noble od In Mall
Tribune.)
Gardeners discover that cauliflower
can be grown here.
Newtown street ordered paved, de
spite protest of North Riverside resi
dents. Roosevelt-for-Presldent club form
ed here. Among the "Teddyltes" are
A. 8. B 11 ton. Col. A. C. Abrams and
Carl Y. Tengwald. "an up and com
ing young Republican worker."
City Is incensed and then some by
following editorial In the Ashland
Tidings: "Who said Medford. Med
ford Medford, let'a se-. Locking on
the map we find such a name at
tached to a burg, the other side of
Phoenix. It la a little place with
big pretensions. The only really big
thing about It la Its gall. Like a pig.
ever squealing for .more. It keeps Its
throat sore, ever blustering, booming.
blustering for more. After while
butcher comes along and with one
swipe of his knife a trick la turned
silence and pathetic dust. ' The but
cher man Is abroad."
CrystaJglow Kodak gloss supreme
fbe Pesaleys opp Holly theatet
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War Horse Will
Mark Birthday
LONDON Warrior, a war horse, la
going to have a birthday party
Thursday. He rate 31 candles. War
rior carried MaJ. Oen. J. E. B. Seeley
all through the World war without
a scratch. He's used to luxury, Once,
on the western front, his master
stabled him In the drawing room of
a French villa and he ate corn off
an Ormolu table.
C. A. Thomas
for
JUDGE
!t.'C'fl.
Bii Viiimif tii iv if
Voters of Jackson County are ask
ing questions regarding this candi
date C. A. Thomas, more want to
know Just w.ho he is, where he--haa
lived, and what his qualifications' for
County Judge are. Mr. Thomas bam
been a resident of the valley since,
1920. Politically he Is unknown;
around the northern part of the
County and Grants Pass he Is re
membered as a saw mill owner and.
operator. Later he was well known
as the out-side superintendent at the
Owen-Oregon plant, Medford, where
he made many friends among his co
workers and his employees. He was
later engaged to look after the opera
tions at Lincoln on the Green springs
for the Henry Lbr. Co., but economic
conditions made It Impossible for
them to operate the past two yeara.
Mr. Thomas Is now a resident of
Ashland. Before coming to Jackson
County he was Inspector and claim,
ad J us tor for the Western Pine Mfg.
Assn. j
Saw milling and logging has always
put Mr. Thomas more or less In con
tact with the County offices, and ha
feels the County Judge and his office
.has the opportunity of being of Real
service to the people. .-i.
He would like to see the re-class Ill
cation of all county lands finished
so we can have at least a more equit
able value for tax purposes, and Is
seeking the nomination on the Re
publican ticket. His slogan Is,
"To fulfil my duties In a spirit of
Justice and generosity to all ' aa
deserved nd to hit the middle road
between prodigal waste and penny
pinching."
"Governments are tested at last by
their attitudes to the welfare of men
and women." (Pres. Hoover).
(Paid Adv.)
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His Own Children Like Him
But He's Old To,
Everyone Else
WIFE TOLERATES HIM
FOR OLD TIMES' SAKB
His children idolize, worship and
respect him but the neighbors
don't. He's that old gray haired
man to everybody except his
family. Nobody loves a gray hair
ed man not even his wife she,
of course, gets along with him de
pending in large measure on how
much he earns and provides but
real love died with old age. She
won't admit it, of course, and like
most egotistical men he won't face
the facts, declared C. J. Mains, the
nationally known expert on gray
hairs. Imagine a parade of gray
haired men down the main street
here not a soul would attend ex
cept the families such a pathetia
sight.
Unless their wires In.t.i .
enen who could eullr ct rid of their erar
their hsir uncut, their .hn. ,,n.t.t t -
Mdeeted, teeth stained, eollsrs soiled an
...n.s or ion nealscted. Employers
know it and don't hire or give raise ta
erar.halrad mn. . j
hj ami, apur ax
presses it. Bsnkiri nn. i ...
hold his m because he's sllppln. Th
w pnon anu the same of lit, the saroa
"sr. Check and double-check hla gray
haired friends and It is no wondar th
world initinetlv.lv .,
' --.-unjwi nxa,
Ther Bock tottUnr misery lovs. company.
j ' . m"B raon.r and keD
122,'', '."" " a ch.nc retain thrir
youthful looj and take pride In UDM.r-
th. money but men aoem lo fall li . rot
Jhen, on' ni" '"
S!."'-,. ' "'. some women liv. up
h.' roll ." ""I"1" hat prove!
n.?..' ,JhM "" old
, not tho man you want around th
in 111 "' 2n? h ""! ntherina.
k. ! n.' ld '''J?'' rou ""d ' your
JT'"" 1 "" " ' teeth but
Tool? Bi'f b",U' " U" Hair -Tonic.
Rub into scalp and stlmul- '
nature to reneired vigor. am. as you tan
a tonic, a laxative to etlmulat. slue-ch
synem. You can t rub a tonle on your
sums and grow new lrh. but you sure
can kep your hair younj looking, fre. of
gray and your hair la about th. tint
thm a person look! at when your Ball,
off. Jun a few drop, at nlKht on the
K,,?"Jh,.w.rf- SM "
htr or elosei! friend need ever know
Away foci grsy hair, dandrufl and Itchy
scalp H.,r, becom. he.vr and good
looklnr. Take, ten year. IT yr ,.
Ca right back to youthful colnr n nu
ter what .hade of hair you oririnally had
Doetnt change th. eihtr hair. doe.ni
tain or .how at all f lt tw.nTTy?.".
and It dncin't grow darker, or vary at all
Fimrle Ingredient, knoan acd rrewribed
for lot.rn.1 and j.:rn.l u by dortora fop
a hundred year.. erwnlirV.llr blended lo
make it an ea-y Job to banih g.-ay hair
and ttcvar he gray .!. A ,,
rttrts yoa Wialr.c yun.-er. Srrucing. on
'T-r V.d to.. Wnie T.-nl' Co
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