JFEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, FRIDAY, APRIL 8, 1932.
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It would be fine thing for all
concerned If Portland could gat aa
mad at Ita ball team, aa It doea at
Its street cars, telephonea, and mayor, i
...
Alumnua of "Old Oregon" are going ,
to Inform Head Coach Prink Calllsoo, I
that "Tlctory la NOT everything." ,
Tills la an old reliable platitude, that ;
can be depended upon Implicitly If i
the Calllaon team alwaya geU the
moat touchdowns. I
... - I
The new 4da will go 100 miles per
bour, but the sharp curves still 1
straighten out at an ox-team gait. j
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, All the nobler emotions were strain-1
ed to the breaking point yesterday,
due to a fisher catching a fun In
Bogus river, near the spot where
Kane Orey, the novelist, once waded.
Catching a fish, should come under
the head of vital statistics, the same
aa births, !'. M, and weddings.
...
The day waa bright and sunny, like
the dispositions used to be.
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Lettuce) Lettuce! Lettuce!
Mrs of Little Shasta
wss In Saturday. (Yreka, Cal News.)
. Whittle your own wheosel
...
A subscriber complains, vocally,
about the lack of local murder news
In the Mall Tribune. This la no fault
of the paper, we would have the sub
scribed know, but due solely to every
body having their murderous passions
under control. A newspaper hss no
interest In a murder, until after It la
committed. After that It manifests
great Interest, and followa the course
of events sssldlously to the gallowa,
or the Ufer'a cell. The subscriber waa
advised to alack hla bloodthlrstlness
on the murder trial now In progress
Jn Honolulu, snd not depend on a
noma killing, however thrilling. The
Hswsll procedure has everything that
atlra the morbidly curious.
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TB MIWLKD KNOCK
(Corvallls (Intftle-Thnrs)
The only reason for the free
publicity Is that the distance
from Portland to the college city
la Just right to bring the total to
even money (130 00), leaving a
dollar bill to apend and that'a
plenty to squander In Corvallls,
...
"WANTED General housework,
woman preferred. Phone S7. (Del
Norte Triplicate) They make the
best hands at It.
...
If there ever waa a nation In the
world that seems to be governed by
Imbeciles and men without thought
or man without reason, It Is fatr to
ay we are now In the hands of that
clam of people. (Salem Statesman.)
Light on the state or the Union,
' .
Paris dispatches yesterday told of
the Ills thst beset the "Danublan
Onion." Thla Is not much to worry
bout, but better then nothing, and
will be looked Into by the local chap
ter of the Pret and Puss asaoclstlon.
We don't know either.
.
The flies show thst ten years ago
today, Col. Oordon Voorhets wrote a
letter to the editor, and squsrs In the
middle of It ssld: "I trow not."
The papers an full of alurs, hurled
the "beat minds," and the battle
they have put up against the Deprea
tlon, .
The time la at hand when the far
mer who killed a attleanake with 67
rattles and a push button, will coma
to town and relate the alrkenlng fle
tstls to all and sundry. dole. Kan..
Register.) Add horrors of spring.
...
The Initial straw hat of the year
hort to yesterday. It was of the
vlntaga of IBM.
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The Democratic campaign alogan
promises to be something about
"kept at work." Remember how you
were kept out of war.
...
sTnamett Robin flapped over to the
J'vllle area yesterday, but was unsble
to find a plow u follow, for a filling
of fUhworms. He returned home
resulted, and kad to root out Ms own
venlng repast.
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All the treea era blooming. There
also are some "blooming Idiots."
Hood River Dr. c. w. Hsmllton re
modeling his offices In Scott bund
ing. ;
ROSEBURO Contract for excava
tion and concrete work at oil refinery
to be erected north of bert, let to
Hour Metcger,
Has the Farm Problem Been
Solved?
"'AN it be that the Amercian farm problem has been solved?
According to Frederick E. Murphy, publisher of the Min
neapolis Tribune it hag been. And in a very simple, common
sense way.
In an article entitled "Murphy's Thirteenth Disciple," in
this week's Liberty, Daniel Rochford, the author, declares Amer
ican farm results of 1931 tabulated by the Federal Reserve,
show that throughout the nation the farmers were 1.03 percent
WORSE OFF last year than they were in 1911 j but Minnesota
farmers were 61 percent BETTER OFF than they were 20
years ago.
This was the direct result of Murphy's farm plan. This plan
in brief was the industrialization of farming. Ten years ago
the farmers of Minnesota and the Dakotas were bankrupt, be
cause it was exclusively a one-crop country, a wheat country,
and the market price of wheat fell a dollar a bushel.
TODAY, according to this article, the farmors of this same
district, in spite of the collapse of the wheat market, are pros
perous. Murphy believes that in his own four states, the second
decade of the Tribune's plan, will see northwestern farm income
continue to rise until it reaches THREE BILLION DOLLARS
a year. "In the nation as a whole, this revival of farm buying
power and the new financial standard of living on the farm,
means that the farmer's smartest, most ambitious children, will
not have to leave the land for the city. Industrialized agricul
ture will be as big and as profitable a business ag there is."
IJ0W has this "miracle" been brought aboutf Briefly, by
turning wheat into cows, pigs, cattle and chickens instead
of selling it on the open market. The low price of wheat has
meant cheaper feed, and by the intelligent use of fertilizer and
careful pruning of inferior stock, net profits of this diversified
farming have STEADILY ADVANCED.
What Murphy has done in
author maintains, can be done
the plan has been adopted in
and Maine, and in these states,
success of the plan has been due chiefly to the organized sup
port of the banks and service clubs in the larger cities.
It is this support that Rochford calls "Murphy's Thirteenth
Disciple," and his article concludes with the following appeal:
The plan Is already under way. But It can't come nationally,
even In thirteen years, unless that thirteenth disciple does his
, Job a lot better than he has In the past ten years. He Is the
one who stays In town and never stops to think about what the
f prosperity of the farmer meana.
And yet, that thirteenth disciple csn do more now than all
,the other twelve. Today he's the key man. He's got to be con
verted. He'a got to come to see his own place In this great
movement to eliminate ancient prejudices as between city and
farm. He'a got to take a more active, intelligent part in the
solution of America's agricultural problem, toward which
Murphy's Minnesota Plan hsa already contributed so much. And
, he'a still sort of cold on the whole proposition, . Murphy thinks
he'll get him In line before 1945.
But maybe he won't.
That thirteenth disciple happens to be you.
Wanted A War Spirit
Without War!
TJERE is something now. A personal letter from a man in
, Now York gives the following low-down on the present
economio situation :
"My broker tells me thst In his opinion the only thlnir thst
osn save this country Is war. He maintains this view Is shared
by the beat mlnda on Wall street. He doesn't say what war.
Hla Idea apparently la war any kind of war. And there Is no
doubt a quiet Inslds accumulation of Allied Chemical, DuPont
and other potential 'war brlclea' la going on."
So that's it I The "best minds" on Wall Street believe that
another war is necessary to get us OUT of this depression, even
though the last war got us INTO IT. A sort of homeopathic
treatment, the hair of the dog to cure the bite 1
We can't say we aro surprised. A "street" whose "best
minds" saw no end of the bull market, might be expected to
see no end to the depression, except by invoking that artificial
and eventually destructive stimulation of business which war
brings.
We don't deny war would shake us out of our present dol
drums, and take the depression from the front to an inside page,
where we would all like to see it taken.
Nevertheless, we don't believe President Hoover will act on
the suggestion, and proceed to declare war against some accom
modating opponent, to satisfy the demands of Wall Streot's
"best minds." A man of his type would prefer to exhaust every
other avenue of escape, before tackling this one.
And there are undoubtedly ninny others. Even assuming
conditions are as critical as this correspondent believes, and
an appeal to the war spirit of this country is necessary, why
not appeal to that spirit, without disturbing the peace t
WE HAVE an idea, that by
nr nil n Pd n it n fhi. Via
the country to join tho army and display those qualities of
courage and self sacrifice which they displayod during the world
war, why not call upon them to join the anti-hoarding and busi
ness as usual clubs, and display those samo qualities of courage
and self sacrifice toward the forces of economio disaster that
now threaten them.
Far better sense in our opinion, and far less costly in life
and treasure. Appoint some minute men, firm some back-to-prosperity
clubs, mobilize the entire country toward winning
this war against this economio enemy as it was mobilized to
win the war against a militaristio enemy 14 years ago. Get
some of our best orntors on the firing line with appeals like
this, which is a paraphrase of one used when the world war
was on:
"Fellow citizens: This is the zero hour in our economio
fate I We can go over the top or we can stick timidly
in the trenches. Although the tide of battle has gone
against us for months, we are facing tho famous Inst
quarter hour in which this war may be won. And it de
pends upon you and you and you as to which it '
shall be I Victory or defeat over the top to greater
peace and security than ever before, or down in the
abysg of misery and destruction. Ladies and gentlemen
it is up to you. Which shall it bet Let those of you
willing ko do your bit rise now and be comitrdl"
No casualty lists in a war like that, no war debts to drag the
country down again in years to come.
. . Something. like this we believe should be the country's,
answer to this ridiculous appeal of Wall Street' "best uiiuds."
Minnesota and the Dakotas, the
throughout the country. Already
North Carolina, Massachusetts,
as well as in the northwest, ttie
proper leadership and skillful
inmi Tndla. J t 11
Today
By Arthur Brisbane
First War, Then Billions.
Platinum in Alaska,
Life's Ups and Downs.
Dangerous Taxations,
Copyright King Pestures Synd., Ino
When the next war starts
the United States government,
before jumping into the game,
will perhaps turn back to the
cost of our late war. Figures
published yesterday show that
the relief of veterans costs the
country now a thousand million
dollars a year. Two billions
more are called for by the
pending bonus bill.
The veterans relief consumed
41 per cent of the 1931 income
tax and will consume more
than all of the income tax of
1932. As years pass the cost
will increase. Veterans relief
will amount to two billion dol
lars a year ten years from now.
It costs tax payers today more
than the army and navy com
bined. Every dollar that the government
owes the veterans should be paid loy
ally. But veteran relief bills ahould be
borne In mind when the next war
comes.
On the Kodiak Island, off the coast
of Alaska, live the Kodiak bears, big
gest In the world. A few go to
shoot them and have the pleasure of
telling about It afterward.
Southwest of Kodiak Island lies
Chlrlkoff island, and if newa from
there Is verified, thousanda will rush
to Chlrlkoff for one going to Ko
diak.
Jack McCJord la believed to have
discovered on Chlrlkoff deposits of
platinum, more precious than gold.
It was a fortunate day for the
United States when Seward bought
Alaaka for eight million dollara. Rus
sia waa tired of the place, having
killed off the seat otters, that sup
plied the finest fur for Russian
noblemen'a coats.
There la no knowing how many
hundreds of times we may get back
our eight million dollars from Alas
ka's treasures, besides adding a great
empire to our territory.
No lmaglnatton'can exaggerate the
atrangeness of Ufe'a ups and downs.
In New York a certain Frenchman
used to have luncheon In a little
restaurant above Chambers street,
with Raymond of the Times, Horace
Greeley and Albert Brisbane.
The Frenchman alwaya made the
salad, and Greeley aald to Albert
"That Frenchman la fool enough to
Brisbane, one day after luncheon:
think he will be emperor of the
French some day." When Albert
Brisbane saw him later In Paris, hla
name waa Napoleon Third, and he
was emperor of tne French.
De Valera, condemned to death by
the Brutish government a little while
ago, Is now besd of the Irish govern
ment. His Spsnlsh fsther gave danc
ing lessons lor a living. De Valera,
for hla amusement. Is now giving
dancing lessons to the British lion.
He promises to abolish the osth of
allegiance to King Oeorge, and Ire
land will no longer pay to England
principal or Interest for the millions
of pounds that England advanced to
buy Ireland's land from the land
lords for the peasants.
Whether It would be wise for Ire
land thus to put herself outside of
the family of aasoclsted British na
tions Is for the Irish to decide.
Money must come from somewhere,
and It seems ungracious to attack
any of the "good Ideas" that con
gressmen dig up. It may seem es
pecially strange to utter anything
but praise of taxes on Wall Street
tranaactlona, since many have an
Idea that Wall Street gambling Is
largely responsible for our troubles.
Nevertheless, there Is no doubt
thst the pesos of mind of millions,
and, what Is far mora Important, the
values of bonds and other securities
held by havlnga banks and life In
surance companies, depend a great
deal on the prices at which securities
are quoted on the stock exchange.
The threat of Uxstlon there hss
caused values to fall oft about three
billions of dollars already. If that
situation Is really aa dangerous aa It
la alleged, Mr. Mills, head of the
treasury, will know how to make the
facts clear to congressmen.
A little while ago Marconi man
aged to send a faint signal across
Ui Atlantlo ocean. Now he and
everybody else can talk around the
world. Television Interests htm to
day, at says:
"I expect soon to be able to see
my family in New York while I speak
wtth them by vlreless teleponr."
Business ma be had but progress
Personal Health Service
By William
Signed tetters pertaining to pereoaaj health and hygiene, not to disease
diagnosis or treatment, will be anavered by Or. Brady IS a it&mped aeil-ad-dreased
envelope la enclosed. Letters should be brief and written to ink
Owing to the targe number ot letters' received only a few can be answered
here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instructions, Vd
dress Dr. William Brady In care of The Mali Tribune.
HOR8E SENSE AND
Colleague saya the "horse sense
and humor In your articles make
them very popular and they are
read by literally
millions of peo
ple." and for
that reason he
fears my recom
mendation of the
ambulant or in
jection treatment
of hernia (rup
ture, breach) as
preferable to the
o p e r atlon may
d o considerable
harm. He goes
on to explain patiently Just why
he thinks so. "You must know
and realize," he says, "that the
failure of this chemical Irritation
would exaggerate the adhesions If
no other damage was done and ren
der the radical operation more dif
ficult, and would, therefore, add
some danger to It and a larger per
cent of recurrence. Bo I think
your advice to the public and to the
physician is very dangerous . . . "
My friend's letter la a tolerant
and courteous one nd I believe it
fairly expresses the attitude of the
rank and ftle of the reputable medi
cal profession in reference to this
injection, chemical, or ambulant
treatment of hernia which I advo
cate. Note that this good doctor op
poses a THEORETICAL objection,
namely that the medicine or chemi
cal injected may produce adhesions,
which would make a subsequent
operation, if the patient should elect
to have the operation In the end.
more difficult and less likely to
succeed. Probably my colleague
has other objections which he is
not able to define, but which he
vaguely implies in the phrase "other
damage."
I, too, held precisely that view
five years ago. lt is the funda
mental conception which every medi
cal student acquires In medical
school.
I tell my good colleague that the
medicine or chemical Injected does
produce adhesions. That is why it
cures the hernia. The radical ope
ration produces similar adhesions
when It Is successful.
But X am able, from observation
rather than theoretical consideration,
to assure him that If the first at
tempt to cure by Injection fails, it is
because no adhesions or Insufficient
adhesions were produced, and in
fact there is no greater difficulty
nor less chance of success attending
a second or even a third series ot
Injections, nor is there any added
difficulty or danger In the event
the patient tires of monkeying
around and decides to undergo the
radical operation.
But even if my friend's objection
were valid, I'd still prefer the ambu
never ceases. That should encour
age US. ('
Shall we some day talk to the
planet Mara by radio, and at the
same time study the Martians by tel
evision? It Is not unthinkable alnce
the ether unites Mars and the earth
and radio operates through the ether,
i
(Continued from page one)
of the bonus be not passed at this
time, and Henry ,. Itsveno, national
commander of the American Legion,
also hss opposed It.
Slightly more than a year ago
President Hoover vetoed legislation to
allow veterans to borrow up to half
the face value of their compensation
certificates which were allowed by
congress eight years ago. over the
veto of President Coolldfte. Congress,
however, overrode the veto.
Representative Balney Is known to
be opposed to the bonus payment.
The Republican house leadership,
following Mr. Hoover's stand, also Is
against the measure.
Few Would Testify.
To date, few requesta have been
made to the waya and means com
mittee for an opportunity to testify
on the bonus. Seven or these came
from members of the house. Othera
Include:
General Smedley D. Butler, U. fl.
M. C . retired, a candidate for R.
publican senatorial nomination In
Pennsylvania; John Thomas Taylor,
spokesman for the American Legion:
Thomas Klrkby of the Diss bled Amer
Icsn Veterans; L. S Ray of the Vet
erans of Foreign Wsrs: Fdwsrd J.
Jefferles. representing Detroit Vet
erans groups; Wslter LaffertT of New
York City: B. Levn of the Workers'
Ex-Servicemen's lesgue of New York
City, snd frank f. Hlnes. adminis
trator of the Veterans' bureau.
ES
All candidates for Jackson countv
offices sre urced to attend the special
meeting of the Centra Point Oranie
tonlxht, where they will be Intro
duced to the farmers but not per
mute to make political speeches.
A splendid program for their en
tertainment Is bem airarsed under
the leadership of Mrs Arnold B.n-
Brady, M. D.
MITE RESISTANCE.
lant treatment for myself, If I had
hernia. I'd want at least one good
whirl at it before I'd willingly take
several weeks off and go to bed for
the radical operation and please
remember I rather enjoy serving on
the receiving end of a nice clean
operation where the surgeons, assist
ants and nurses are kept Just busy
enough so their attention won't be
distracted and some of their belong
ings left in there.
More than a year after I had
learned that good reputable physic
ians were using this amgulant treat
ment with satisfaction I Investi
gated their work and observed the
results. Only then did I mention
It favorably in this column.
I am conscious now that I made
one error In replying to my col
league'a criticism. I bet a box of
cigars wtth him that ha himself
will be using the ambulent treat
ment within two ye&rs. I should
have bet a pipe- I don't like cigars
so well.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
Like the Chicken and Egg
Controversy.
No one but an evolutionist would
think a dog has good teeth because
he gnaws bones. Any Intelligent
person believes a dog gnaws bones
because he has good teeth ...
R. J.
Answer No, sir, I refuse to argue
with you. But I believe the dog
that gets bones to gnaw Is a stur
dier, healthier animal than the dog
that is pampered and gets none. And
I believe he gets it from the bone
marrow, not from the hard bone.
Aromatic Spirits of Ammonia.
I am very nervous and find that
it does me much good when I take
one-half teaspoonful of aromatic
spirits of ammonia In one-half glass
of water once every day. Ia that
safe or will It do me any harm?
M. P.
Answer It Is harmless.
Pay Gold at Last.
Pittsburgh colleague sends a page
from Kodak Magazine which gives
instructions for artificial respiration
and shows 11 lustra tons of the method
In which the subject's arms are
BOTH extended above his head.
Colleague Jots on the margin "Pay
gold at last!" Oh. well, give 'em
time and they'll all learn to keep
time and they'll all learn to keep
the hand out iron, under the head.
If any of our readers does not
understand how to resuscitate, we
will be glad to matl a free pamph
let describing and Illustrating the
correct method on receipt of re
quest and stamped addressed enve
lope. Many who have learned the
method from Red Cross and other
instructors have learned the wrong
method. Nothing should be placed
under the subject's head or fore
head. (Copyright John P, Dille Co.)
seekr Is especially desired, according
to word from the Orange today.
The program will be followed by a
pie aoclal.
Myrtle Points Union Oil Co. ln
atalled new 2000-gallon tanks and
pumps at local atatlona. Fourth and
Spruce streets, and Eads & Williams
at corner Eighth and Spruce streets.
Yoncalla Mr. and Mrs. Peterbaugh
opened grocery store here.
Vale More than S00 men directly
employed on Owyhee project.
Save
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SATURDAY and MONDAY
10c
Note Book
Filler
5c
Milk of
Magnesia
Tooth paste
29c
fclagill Drug Co.
214 E.
Flight o Time
(Medford and N Jackson Count)
History from the riles of The
Mall Tribune of 20 and 10 Heart
Ago.)
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
April 8, 1021.
(It waa Saturday.)
Chief of Police Timothy declares
"hog-wild driving by girls" must
cease." You arrest a girl and she
c-les," ssys the chief.
Almond blossoms blasted by first
frost.
City council refuses to tske any
steps to "extend hospitality to tour
ists" by Improving free auto camps.
Councilman Keene ssys "the hotels
csn furnish the tourists all the com
forts they desire, and they psy tsxes.
We should worry whether or not they
have a ahower bath after a 200-mile
trip."
Ladles' Aid society meeting linked
as atartlng place of rumor that a
chicken thief was operating In Jack
sonville. A Klsnsman heard the ru
mor, told the "Inner circle," and the
alleged chicken thief waa given a
bluff hanging "for his own good."
Nation-wide coal atrlke called.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
April 8, 1912.
(It waa Tuesday.)
Medford to build rallrosd to Blue
Ledge by subscriptions.
Heavy rain amounting to 1.41 inches
falla during night, to set record.
Conditions In the Rogue alarm fish
ermen. Bud Anderson of Vancouver, Wash.,
will box Australian Arthur Kelly here.
Anderson la lightweight champion of
the northwest.
Bain routs political speaker from
city park.
Four thousand eight hundred voters
registered for primary election. -
Al O. Barnes wild animal show
coming April 22.
Talks ID
Parents
WELCOMING THE BIRDS
By Alice Judson Peale
Every family that boasts a back
yard and a few bushes or a tree
should give to Its children the pleas
ure of welcoming the returning birds.
The toddler will enjoy throwing
out crumbs and watching the bird
bath full of apla&hlng bathers In the
spring sunshine.
If a pair of newcomers can be In
duced to make their home in under
the eaves of the house or In the
vines on the side porch, there will
be endless opportunities to observe
their songs, their flights for food,
their comings and goings as they
build their nest and raise their
young.
Older children will enjoy making
a bird house and setting It up. They
will be Interested to see what sort
of bird chooses It for Its home, and
what sort prefers to nest In the
hedge or under the beams of the
shed.
This Is the time for them to get
books about birds out of the library.
The Audubon bird charts are a great
help. They enable the child to learn
the names of the common birds
quickly and easily, and to Identify
them on sight.
One of the most delightful experi
ences of spring Is to get up very
early before dawn and go Into the
woods or even Into a nearby city
park.
At this time It Is possible to see
on These Items
7 lba. Epsom Salts 49
25c Iodine 19?
25c Mercurochrome :... 19
Woodbury's Tar Shampoo 29
Antiseptic Sol., pts 49t?
25c Cleaning Tissue 10t?
Thermos Bottles, pts S9?
Dr. West Tooth Brushes 25
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Main
many more different kinds of birds
tahan abound in any one locality dur
ing the rest of the season,
jpeclally if there Is a migratory
station not far away, a place where
the birds on their Journey north
ward stop over for a few days, or
weeks each year, there will be lit
erally dozens of songs to be heard
and varieties of birds to be seen
which can never be found otherwise.
1 IN LOVES
A GF1AY HAIRED
MUM, HE SMS
Love And Gray Hairs
Are As Far Apart
As The Poles ,
ONLY THE FAMILY
IGNORES GRAY HAIR
"I worship, adore and idolize my
mother, no matter how old, gray 01
wrinkled, and Dad is the same way
about the mother of his boys, but
love real, true love such as one
feels for the opposite sex which
thrills, enraptures and inspires a
passionate desire to possess and
love you shrinks unconsciously
from gray hairs, crows-feet, deaf
ness and other signs of old age,"
declares C. J. Mains, the nationally-known
expert on gray hairs.
"StoD and think a minute and you'll
agree with me. Love is a misused word
expresslvs of the feeling of detight, rap
ture, jeatousy or passion toward the op
posite aex not kin to yon, A roan retains
hli mother on her lofty pedestal. She Is
enshrined there. No man divorces his
mother, but he leaves a girl he loved or
might love if she fails, has halitosis, bad
habits or Is untidy and old for him. Mo
mother needs to keep her figure, youth or
winning ways to please her children, but
wine or girl friend, who a man never wor
ships but only loves, must avoid gray hair.
fat and wrinsies or lore flies out the win
dow. iiuid;ii naiiv "'in uumif ana tro
mestie life can afford gray hairs be
cause It brings respect, adds dignity
but her days for love, a new job or
socially mingling with the younger set
are over the same as with a man who Is
happy at home, well fixed and head of hit
business.
"Young married folks shun the com
pany of gray-haired men and women the
same as children instinctively shun gray
hairs except In their parents. Love and
all It means avoids the company of gray
bairs. They like you, admire you, repecC
you. but I
"Bosses give jobs now snd then to grar,
hairs out of compassion, but they rightly
feel they are hiring a liability Instead of
an asset, whereas with youth they delight
in giving 'Pep' first chance. Men and
women complacently living in the past on
their past performances, serenely confident
they are intrenched in their wife or hus
band's love, their job or social strata.'
would be amazed to find how easily a
younger person could supplant them. May
be In small towns your competition isn't
bothersome, but try getting along with
gray hairs along Broadway, New York,
and see bow soon you lose out.
"Some stay gray because the family
urges It they don't care. But how about
you I Why not look your youngest and be
Epioand-span from head to foot? Some
times even a sweetheart says he or she
doesn't mind gray hairs, but they'd pro
pose or accept much sooner If the gray
haired old-age barrier wasn't there. Women
Instinctively hide their real age, yet some
times foolishly brag about gray hair.
"I can show men and women in two
minutes how to get rid of their gray hairs
and never have another. Without obli
gation I will gladly tell you bow to look
years younser make your hair youthful
and beautiful. The Nationally known Lea
Tonic Co., Brentwood, Md., backs up
every word and assure you Lea's Hair
Tonic will delight, amaze and satisfy you
or money back no Questions. A dollar
bottle of Lea's Hair Tonic starts you and
not even your barber or closest friend need
ever know. Jf out of town, write me at
Brentwood, Md., or your druggist, send
dollar for bottle and directions, postajre
paid. All good drug stores sell Lea's Hair
Tonic."-
THIS MIGHT BE
ANY
WIFE'S
PROBLBM
A possessive mother-in-law,
believing she has a
stronger claim to the son
and husband. ane Abbott
shows what it meant for
KITTY FREW
A Story of married life
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