PAGE FOUR
MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORD, OREGON, SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1931.
, Medford Mail Tribune
"Evtrvmi in Southirn Orioon
reads thi Mitl Triages"
Dtily tod Bundir
labUilirt Iff
HEnruRD PH1XT1NU CO-
ie-tr-s n fit at nam fft
, BOBEKT tt KUBU Editor
E L. KNAPP Manwar
An Indtpendcot Nwippef
" Entered u lecorx) elm muter tt Medford.
Oregon, under Act of March 8. 18T8.
8PB8CKIPT10N BATES
Bw Milt In Advanee
Dally, rur IT. 00
DaJlf. month TO
Bv Carrier. In Adrtnce Medford, AihliM,
Jteksoorllle. Central Point. Pboealx. Talent. Gold
BUI and on Hlibvw.
Daily, month I
Daily, one year 1.50
All lernn, tub In advance.
Offletai paper of the City of Medford,
Official paper of HcUop County.
MEMBEK Or THE ASSOCIATED PKE88
Rerelrimr Kutl Leaied tflfi Ben Ice
Tbe AtsoeUted Pren ti neJuslrely entitled 14
tbe me for publication of all newi dlipatehea
credited t It or otherwise credited to thti Daper
tod ibo to the local new publfihed herein.
All rlghte for publication of roedil dlipatcbee
herein are alio reterfed.
, MKMRKH fly UNITED PKEBB
MEM UK It OP AUDIT BUREAU
09 CIRCULATIONS
Adwthtm Repretentatlrei
IL C MOfiENSEN A COMPANY
Offlcee In Ne York. Chlrifo. Detroit. Sao
Yinelteo, Lou AwIm. Seattle. Pirtand.
Smudge Smoke
Pop Gates is again encamped be
bind his Model A mustache.
Pioneers met at Ashland Thurt.
and rebuilt tbe log cabins, and
tougbt over the Indian wars. While
eating a piece of angel cake. W1U
Coleman told how be used to eat hog
. and hominy, and walked 7 miles to
school, after milking 17 cows and
washing bis face In nn Ice cold
spring.
John Mann acquired a new over
coat and haircut last week.
The mornings are quite bracing,
but are not bracing anything.
Bricks for the courthouse are be
: ing hefted and viewed by the co. ot.,
and are a bit too large for bandy
throwing. '
Rural residents report that some of
their turkeys have been embezzled.
The Democrats are finding fault
with tbe Hoover plan to circulate
1900,000,000, Just asaU they would
not have as good a "ohance to grab
some of It as the rascally Republi
cans. Another young man, who always
kept his pants pressed and his balr
combed, Is approaohlng the preaoher
at a rapid pace.
John Johnson whispered 91000
Wed. It was the first time tbe writer
beard of that, much money, since
Gain Robinson returned from New
fork City, in tbe spring ot 1929.
Hillbillies are out and around their
bills, and think It will be safe until
tbe last Sunday of the deer season.
The way the autolata observe nh
"Stop" signs, when they have to, Is
Very gratifying.
Grapes are much In demand for
Jelly, to slap on bread neat winter.
Bruce Hammond, son of Bob Ham'
mond, and brother of another Bob
Hammond, and a nephew of Frank
Hammond, a sea-going postmaster,
celebrated his 13th year on earth last
week, and was very dipiomatlo about
it, not to say suave. It la understood.
from highly reliable souroes, that Mr.
uammond has a girl.
Tbe Knitted Ensemble Is becoming
quite popular among the maids and
matrons, but bow they, stretch I
The society pages are telling all
about the brlde-eleot, but nothing
about the groom-nominated, who Is
as good as elected. Pairs have started
to stand "amid a bower of gay-hued
autumn leaves."
As a result of the Marshfleld game,
tt Is not likely that any Jaybirds will
be freed before the opening whistle
for some time.
A big-bug of the Erie road, will be
here Prl., and has screed to buy
lunch for the shippers.
Several had birthdays last week,
whose names we have forgotten as
completely as a woman does hsr age.
Smll Brltt of J'vllle was eleoted
president of the pioneers. This Is
the first office Bmll baa held alnce
be was mayor of Jacksonvlll for 94
years.
CORVlUSlPER
BERTH RATE
The Corvallls Oaaette-Tlmes, Octo
ber 7, editorially saldt
The Medtord Tribune takes a
whack at Pullman fares. We know
of nothing more needing a whaok
whether It will do any god or not.
If Pullman fares were reduced, It
would be a good thing for the rail
roads for they would get more traf.
Ilo. We can see no reason why the
urtax on Pullman fares should
continue as It does. Por Instance
during the cent-a-mlle farea offered
by the Southern Pacific we figured
out that It would cost us as muoh
for Pullman rare to Los Angeles or
San Pranclsco and back, as It would
for car fare. Something wrong with
this picture, about a third wrong.
There are aald to be rudtoa in a
third of the homes In America. And
all the two-thirds have to do u to
tick their beads out of the window.
Norfolk Ledger-Dispatch.
The trouble with the world when
ft was flying high was that It gave
no thought to the landing problem.
Philadelphia Inquirer.
About all there is to the political
situation Is that prosperity will have
to come back before Mr. Hoover can
Weston (Ore.) Leader.
If you wish to test the boasted tol
erance of this age. try appearing
among the pajama-clad In a night
shirt. Publishers Syndicate
What business --m to need Just
now is the command, "Cease flrlngl"
Christian Science Monitor,
Develop Our Winter Sports
SCOTTY ALLEN, famous Alaska dog racer and sportsman,
will be present at a meeting of the Shasta-Cascade Wonder
land Association in Redding, California, October 26th.
What is Scotty doing in California t He is interested in de
veloping winter sports in Northern California and Southern
Oregon.
'T'HE MAIL TRIBUNE has always maintained there is real
opportunity in this direction, and perhaps Scotty is the man
who can take advantage of it and sell the idea both to' local
residents and outsiders.
If statistics were available we believe they would show there
is in the foothills and mountains of this section of the coast, as
much blue sky and sunshine in the winter as in the summer. 'At
any rate we do know this : that when the valleys are filled with
fog, and for days the sun is never seen, the uplands, no further
away than the Applegate, are bathed in an atmosphere of spark
ling ozone and actinic rays.
.
VS7E ALSO know that the greatest deprivation our young
people suffer, is the absence of winter sports, coasting,
snow balling, skiing, skating,
on an eastern trip during the
so new and enthralling to them
Yet during the winter above, the fog and rain belt, sucb a
world exists AT OUR VERY
ern Oregon, and throughout the Shasta valley literally a para
dise for outdoor winter sports.
IF SCOTTY ALLEN can awaken the people of the Shasta-Cas-
cade region to their opportunities in this direction, he will
certainly confer a great and lasting benefit upon this seotion of
the coast. And we know one young lady at least who will place
Scotty Allen in that exalted niche in her Hall of Fame occu
pied until very recently, by Santa Claus I
It Is to
TPHE supreme type of humor is unconscious humor. The in-
dividual who tries to be funny almost never is.. The indi
vidual who tries not to be funny, but becomes involved in a
humorous situation, invariably brings down the house.
Count over the famous comedians of the present and past,
and practically without exoeption they are very serious, often
glum, either actually unconscious they are funny, like the
Cherry Sisters; or able by their art, like Charley Chaplin and
Fanny Brice, to conceal their awareness. As a result many ex
cellent jokes have been completely spoiled, by the narrator giv
ing the first and loudest laugh.
A LL of which is to prepare the way for our announcement,
that at the moment, Chicago is the funniest city in the
country, or the world for that
Why! Because it is trying
volved in an essentially eomio
world s fair in the offing the Windy City's humdingers aw de
termined to convince the outside world that, far from being the
wicked and lawless Babylon it hag been repute to be, it is one
of the most MORAL AND LAW ABIDING CITIES IN THE
WORLD.
IMPORTANT visitors from the hinterland are met at the sta-
tion escorted along the beautiful water front, shown the mu
seums and planetarium, and told
ens of America, devoted to the
of the home. And believe it or
swauow it.
A FEW days ago the Mail Tribune received a blurb to this
Affnct iUl.. ! xt . .
Uv n.io uiuiumg more came a large envelope irom
139 North Clark street, which saved us in the nick of time from
tailing back on the editorial scissors to fill out this column.
For with the aforesaid blurb here was our perfeot humor
Chicago trying not to be funny immersed in a situation essen
tially ridiculous.
, , . . . i
IN THE Clark street envelope were pages dipped from Chicago
papers, containing ads for "Billy Rose's Crazv Ouilt" outlin.
ed in red pencil from which the following is a fair example :
"Nimble Nymphs, Voluptuous Houris, Chl Orteettes, Statuesque
?m.n'ng.,Dam0'"1" P1""x Mannequins bedecked
MaZ . "Uophana until the most carping crltle could not
blame the boys from Adam, to 'What a Man1 Hudson."
And (not marked) on a news page:
dr.T'AM r.t,d b mohml UM court,-Beer war In Loop
?.iTVrf .Ptren put m tn P T discommon gang,-four
found slsln In South Side Joint." ' our
"CHICAGO, ONE OF THE CLEANEST AND MOST t.aw
ABIDING CITIES IN THE WORLD COME TO THE BIG
FAIR, BRING THE WIFE AND CHILDREN, II
With The Paragraphers
Ths boom yssrs seem to have been
succeeded by others that sound like
the same thing pronounced by a
chap with hay fever. Boston Herald.
Tbe big problem of a Democrats
oandldate ! to keep Tammany friend.
ly without apesklng to It In puolto.
Akron Beacon-Journal,
W1U the Cugenle styles for
that are sweeplnng the country pre
sently be followed by Osndht fash
ions for ths well-dressed man? Bos
ton Transcript.
It might be possible to nonumri.
the slogan, "Buy until It hurta." si
a means to end the depression, It we
did not hurt so easily. Boston Globe.
It la rumored that Senator Bnnh
would be willing to seek the Presi.
dency. There U a general feeling that
It would serve blm right. flprlngnsld
vuioa.
More people then ever are saving
money, but It doesn't appear to be
the right way Just now to save the
country Weston Leader.
It seems thst every time ws bave
to get down to brass tacks, the darn,
ed things are resting point upward.
Thomaaton Times.
A depression Is a period when peo
ple do without things their parents
never had. -Minneapolis Star.
A lot of the talklee are dumb.
Thomas ton, Oa, Times,
etc. The greatest kick they get,
holidays, is this thrilling world,
a world of ice and snow.
DOORS. It exists here in South
Laugh
matter.
hard not to be funny, but is in
situation. To-wit: With its
'
that Chicago is truly the Ath
arts, culture and the sanctity
not some of the more gullible
A New York Judge rules that a
novel published recently is not ob
scene. The publishers are expeoted
to appeal the ease. Grand Rapids
Press.
The reason another World war
would be fatal la because the world
oould never survive another peace.
Norfolk Vlrglnlan-PlIot.
And It begins to look as tho ths
next war Is going to be fougbt over
the payments on the last one.
Judge.
Past pontiffs treated kings with
much leas consideration than the
present one has shown the dues
Weston Leader.
The true worth ot a men lies about
half-way bstween what his wife
thinks ot him and what his mother
thinks of him. Brooklyn Times.
In Arkansas they had to call out
'roops during a revival. Tbafa what
you caU ths old-time religion
Orsensboio, Oa Herald-Journal.
Another of Mr. Hoover's little prob
lems Is to find a man who can save
the country without steeling the
show, Chattanooga Times.
Cable save British weather sets
Osndhl's teeth to chattering. Sounds
like a miracle Dallas News.
From Its extent and ferocity, this
must be the depression to end de
presslons. Norfolk yirgtnlsn-Puot,
Today
By Arthur Brisbane
Why Must We Be Foolish?
Are We Europe's Wet
Nurse?
Two Cataleptic Scare
crows, 2 Cataleptic Scarecrows.
Observe the Grand League
Copyright King Feature Synd., Inc.
News from ' Washington is
puzzling. You are told that
we plan to forgive our Euro
pean debtors, if they will prom
ise to cut down their arma
ments. Why do we do thatf
First, we lent them ten bil
lion dollars to complete the job
of butchering each other. Now
we plan to make them a pres
ent of the ten billions, if they
will cut down their armaments
for future butchery. Can you
understand thatt
What right has anybody to
saddle ten more billion dollars
on American taxpayers, in or
der to make European nations
kind, gentle and loving toward
each other t
Does It make any difference to us
how much they arm, or fight, assunv
lng that next time we should bave
brains enough to keep out of what
does not concern usf
Does anyone doubt that money due
us, and not paid, would be used in
Europe for the very armaments that
we seek to discourage?
The best way to discourage Euro
pean armaments la to make Europe
pay what she owes, ' If she does that,
she will bave less for big guns and
poison gas.
Let us collect our billions from as
many of our dear friends as are not
'welchers," and use tbe money to
make this nation secure with air
fleets, submarines, a full assortment
of explosives end gases, such a
should need, In case of attack.
The business of tbe American gov
ernment is to protect America,, not
to be wet nurse, or dry nurse, to EU'
rope. Do you think any European
nation la worrying about our welfare?
Why can't we attend to our own
business? Do we elect officials to
protect Europe?
The truth Is, our International fin
anciers stupidly leaded themselves
and their customers with foreign
bonds, as unsafe as lottery tickets,
now droppng In value. High finance
wants our foreign debts cancelled in
order thst nationals of foreign gov
ernments, with taxes Ughtened, may
have cash to pay private debts In
America,
The plan le to make the people sac
rifice ten billions in debts that reck
less financiers, and fools that bought
worthless bonds in Europe, may get
back their money.
And in the end they would not get
it back. Europe's plan Is to first can
col the war debts, then to scale downj
w wye ouv cne private debts.
Those that see this column have
read many warnings against the pur
chase of doubtful foreign bonds. Why
should the pubUo be taxed to make
good sucb foolishness?
The Colorsdo Psychopathic Hospital
Is studying a strange case of cata
lepsy. An unfortunate man stands
rigid, hour after hour, his arms out-
stretohed, never moving. He wss
found in that condition In a corn
field, his hallucination making him
believe himself a scarecrow.
Science will deal with him. and
perhapa cure him.
But who or what will cur this na
tion, that assumed a scarecrow atti
tude in 1830, and stUl sticks to It?
That poor cataleptlo needs only to
realise that ,ie Is not a scarecrow, and
this nation only nseds to recover
from Its fright and realise that the
end of the world has not come.
We have evetythlng we ever hsd.
and It we never get back those ten
oilllone lent to Europe, that won't
nun us. Ten billions represent only
iv per cent of one year's total In
come In the TJnlted States. '
We haven't lost our farms, mines,
lives, men or money.
What are we whining about? why
cant we go to work, manufacture,
buy, eell, employ and accept the In
vitation at the world to be the
world's banker?
England baa bad ber hundred
years of world dominance, which be
gan after the battle of Waterloo, and
now retires for a rest. Ths next hun
dred year ahould be the greatest thst
this young nation, possessing every
thing In the world but courage, has
aver seen.
What do you 'think of "The
League ot Nations to end war on
earth forever," as you read the news
from Jspan?
Thlrty-two Japanese warships are
e;it to Chinese ports, and skillful
Japanese pilots, dropping eiploslv
bombs, bave killed ti more Chinese,
as a further warning.
The Japanese know, ss do the other
nations, bow to make poison gas that
would kill 230,000 as easily as 93, and
that you will see proved, If real war
starts.
The grand League of Nations sits
still, holding Its breath, ssylng noth
ing. Tbe Japanese aay their action Is
Justified because a Japanese officer
and two soldiers were killed by Chi
nese, and perhaps it Is Justified.
But In any case, It Is not our busi
ness. We did not kill any Japanese
or seize any Chinese city,
Tet, with Britain, Uncle Sam Is
Investigating, meddling, while the
league does nothing.
Why does not Uncle Ssm attend to
his own business? be hss enough
of It.
1 .
State Highway Mess
(State Press Comment on Causes
and Effects of Van Duzer's
Resignation)
VAN OUZER RESIGNS
(Eugene Register Guard!
The resignation ot H. B. Van Duz
er, for many yeara chairman of the
state highway commission, deprives
uregon oz its ablest and most de-
penoaoie Highway executive at the
time wben his firm Judgments are
most needed. The appointment of
J. C. Alnswortb. Portland banker, to
taxe tne place of Mr. Van Duzer Is
a good one, but It will take time tor
Mr. Alnswdrth to achieve the mastery
of highway problema which Mr. Van
Duzer bad acquired by years of dili
gence and experience.
Mr. Van Duzer has not been very
won lately, ijixewise ne hss been
anxloua to drop the arduous and
thankless highway duties and give
more time to his own business. But
the real reason for his resignation
is political interference. For this
Governor Meier Is largely to blame
ecause of nis willingness to listen
to tne mutterlngs of political achem-
ers ana malcontents.
Highway affairs have been slipping
ever since Norblad'a removal of
Judge Sawyer In an effort to pay a
pouucsi aeot. Meier followed up by
removing first Gates, and later
Lynch (Norblad's appointee) In order
to pay nis political debts. Spauld-
mg nse been a trouble maker. Bill
Hanley hasnt had time to get his
bearings. Van Duzer refuses to buck
the grief. The Atnsworth appoint
ment shoves an outstanding man
into the breach but there should
never have been a- breach.
The new men In the highway com
mission are entitled to all the help
tne puouo can give them, but It le
going to take time to get adjusted
and It la going to be difficult to
avoid mistakes. Meier and the med
dlers bave made Oregon's highway
affairs a mess. People might ss well
known that tact.
:
Perjured Scoundrels
Or. Wilson's views Of American
Legion Members.
(Baltimore, Md, Sun)
The Rev. Clarence True Wilson.
D. D., ' LL, D., executive secretary
of the Methodist Episcopal Board of
Temperance, Prohibition and Public
Morals, said lsst week:
Legion conventions are planned
ahead ot time as drunken orgies In
defiance of the laws the men. as
soldiers, had taken an oath of al
legiance to support. ... T,he x-
soldler who will do that and prao-
ticaiiy all of them did It In Detroit
la a perjured scoundrel who ought
not to represent the decency of the
nag unoer wnicn be fought.
wen, every man Is entitled to bis
opinion, it wiu seem strange to
some, though, that the soldiers
swore allegiance to the eighteenth
amendment and the Volstead act
when the eighteenth amendment was
not ratified until January 18. 1918.
and the Volstead act was not passed
until October, 1818.
But let It pass. Dr. Wilson would
probably say that tt Is a technical,
lty, and we have already too many
technicalities In ths discussion of
prohibition. Regardless of technical
ities, we have the expression of his
opinion that every drinking soldier
is perjured scoundrel who ouaht
not to represent the decency of the
flag." This Is Interesting, elnce Dr.
Wilson, by reason of hla official
position. Is tbe mouthpiece of a
great church. One naturally horjes
that this declaration of hla re II ecu
the opinion of Methodists In general
to no great extend. One would think
that any Methodist who does not
agree with Dr. Wilson would lose
no time In making his disagreement
public, for the Implications ot that
statement commit the doctor and
those who sgree with him to a posi
tion that le, to put It mildly, pecul
iar.
Homelike!
Convenient!
Modern!
Reasonable!
HOTEL
HOLLAND
Medford, Oregon
At Slth and Fir streets one
block from S. P. depot.
Clean, airy rooms. Batti or
shower or combination. Strictly
fireproof. Excellent coffee shop
In connection.
Sates $1.50 Up
C L. REYNOLDS
Owner and Manager
FLIGHT 0' TIME
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO
THIS WEEK
From the Flies of The
Mall Tribune
Monday.
Henry Ford adopts the eight-hour
aay in bis shops. -
Boston wins world series chain
plonshlp.
Fall Dress-Up from October IS to
30.
Virginia Pearson In "The Tortured
Heart at the Page.
Sportsmen petition for a fish cul-
t -1st.
Germans direct demolishing offen
sive against Rumanians.
The street lights went out sudden
ly and mysteriously, and after two
hours It wss discovered the feed line
hsd been shot In two by a Court
strest boy.
TuesUsy.
Government distributes feed book
on alfalfa to local farmers.
Berlin places the "moral guilt" for
tbe war on Great Britain.
Americans shy about leaving port
tor Europe on account of U-boats.
Senator Chamberlain addresses
democrats at Page theater, . and pre
dicts war will not be over before
"late In 1818."
Federal loans associations formed
In valley.
Attorney A. X. Clark of Portland,
addresses Republicans at Nat, and
"bitterly assails Wilson slogan: 'He
kept us out of war'." Clark said,
"The mothers have started to think,
and will not be deceived by such
a flimsy plea, however desirable."
Wednesday
President Wilson, In Bpeech at
Long Branch, N. J., declares "vocal
end of ,the Republican party seeks
war."
A. C. Hubbard and son Roland
leave for Klamath Falls on business.
"Wilson Republicans" start writing
letters to the editor, explalng why
"they deserted the party of Abra
ham Lincoln." "Ashland Mother"
writes, "WbII Street Is stoning our
president with money. Subscribe to
tbe Jackson county Democratic vic
tory fund."
Miss Bess Bryan will sing "T,be
Valley of the Rogue" at Page.
Thursday
Every resident of Butte Falls turns
out to hear Attorney Porter J. Neff
make political speech.
Hill Hart In '-'The Apostle ot Ven
geance" at the Page.
Straw vote on the streets of city
show Hughes and Wilson even, Vote
among 100 women gave Hughes 3,
Wilson 87.
The Golden Special," composed of
what the editor of the MaU-Trlbune
called "Tbe Ladles of Wall street"
passes through city, and prejudice
runs high, throughout state, partic
ularly In Portland, where the resent
ment against the train was strong.
President Wilson holds, "that pres
ent prosperity of nation la due to
agriculture, not War profits."
Friday
Medtord to play Klamath Falls at
Klamath Falls.
Sunshine follows thrco cloudy days
disappointing farmers praying for
rain.
Tax Reduction league Is formed, to
consider all public Improvement ex
penditures. Bloodiest battles of history now
raging along the Somme.
Allied fleet lands troops at Greek
capital.
Hanley for President club formed
In Ashland. He was the prohibition
party candidate.
Valley Jonathans bring $1.75 per
box In Glasgow, Scotland.
Saturday
Attorney Porter J. Neff In address
at Jacksonville declares Woodrow
Wilson "Is a combination ot Abra
ham Lincoln, Henry Clay, and John
ths Baptist," and hla defeat at the
polls would "lmpertsl the peace ol
the world, and the nation."
Judge W. E. Crews gives his "sec
ond $10 to the Democratic campaign
fund."
Oklahoma train bandits get "ap
proximately nothing," says dlspstch.
Medford barbels Invited to attend
Presbyterian church Sundsy, and
hear Reverend Hogg's sermon: "Sam
son's Expensive Haircut."
J. W. Jacobs after several years'
absence returns to Medford. and will
conduct a grocery store at River
side and Jackson street.
First blizzard of year rages over
mid-west.
Democratic Ire aroused by refusal
ot Congressman Hswley to debate
with Mark E. Weatherford of Al
bany. This Bank
Medford National
Bank
The Country Editor
(8. F. CaU-Bulletln)
Our bualnsss seems to outsiders
to be cruel one, because we bsve
to deal as mere business with sucb
sacred things as death and birth,
the meeting and parting of friends,
and with tragedies as well as with
comedies.
This Is true.
Every man even piano tuner-
thinks his business lesds him a dog's
life, snd that It shows him only the
seamy side of tbe world.
But our business, though It shows
the seams, shows us more of good
man ot bad In men.
We are not cynics In our office;
for we know In a thousand wsys
that ths world Is good.
We know that at the end of the
day we have set down more good
deeds thsn bad deeds, and that
the people In our town will keep
the telephone bell ringing tomor
row, more to praise the recital of a
good action than they will to talk
to us about aome evil thing that
we had to print.
Time and again we bave been
surprised at the charity of our peo
ple.
They are always willing to for
give, and be It man or woman who
takes a misstep In our town which
Is the counterpart of hundreds of
American towns If the offender
shows that he wishes to walk
straight, a thousand hands are
stretched out to help him and guide
him.
It is not true that a man or wo
man who makes a mistake Is eter
nally damned by his fellows.
If one persists In wrong after the
first misdeed It Is not because shel
tering love and kindness were ' not
thrown around the wrongdoer.
We have In our town women who
have done wrong and have lived
down their errors Just as men do,
and have been forgiven.
A hundred times In our office we
have talked these things over and
have been proud of our people and
or their humanity.
We are aU neighbors and friends,
and when sorrow comes, no one is
alone.
The town's greatest tragedies have
proved the town's sympathy, and
have been worth their cost.
We are told that a man's height
BILLS! BILLS! BILLS!
HOW persistently, month after month, corns bills from the grocer
baker, butcher, not to mention the landlord, the coal dealer, and
a host of miscellaneous tradesmen.
In some way you meet them all. But when you are gone when
mother Is left alone to struggle lo keep the home for the little ones,
bow will she meet the bills?
There la a tested and proved plan by which you can arrange now for
the payment of a regular Income to your family when you are no
longer here. For Information about It, ask
Carl K. Grant. District Manager Phone lfilO
Howard V. ScTieffel, Agent J, D. Moad, Agent
Herbert J. Berrlan, Agent Ashland, Ftione 470-Y
Representing
METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
COUNT
THE
YELLOW
BOXES
Real Proof That
Country People
Read the
MAIL TRIBUNE
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
Will Be Closed Monday
October 12
In Observance of
Columbus
Day
ci
varies from time to time. He is
usually rather short after a long
week-end at the seaside. The Hu
morist (London).
It's nlos to have half ot the world's
gold, but bow can a merchant do
business If hs hss all the money In
town? Port Arthur News.
Maybe the Democrats wlU win next
time if the boys don't cut loose snd
act like Democrats. Florida Times
Union. Abstract
Service
that's
r
Dependable!
When it comes to all
matters pertaining to ti
tles, we are equipped to
serve you well. For 26
years we have been
compiling authoritative
title .records ..enabling
us to offer the finest
possible service.
Title
Insurance
Jackson County
Abstract Co.
121 E. Sixth St. Phone 41