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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1931
Medford Mail Tribune
"Enryina in Southtrn Or.tes
,. nidi the Mail Tribune"
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Orriclei paper of the Cltj of Medford.
Official paper of Jaekion County.
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the us for publleatlos of all new dUpatehea
credited to It or otfaerwtM eredlted In thle oaoer
and also to the local newt ouhllined herein.
All rlthti for publleatlos of aptcUl UnMOm
herein are alio reamed.
MKMBEK OK UNITED PKEAfl
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Advertising ItepretenlatlTei
At C- MOOENbBN k COMPANY
Offleei In New York. Chlearo. Detroit. Saa
Francisco. Lot Angela. Seattle, Portland.
Ye Smudge Pot
Br Arthur Perry.
Now Is the time to re-t.ll that
olasslc tale of the careful hunter,
wherein an Applegato woodcutter
climbed up a tree to escape the deer
slayera, and was shot down for a
bear. ,
"He paweth In the valley, and
hldeth ,hU treasures . . ." (Job 88:6).
The Scriptures for today.
6 o'clock autolaU trying to get to
work at 7:30 o'olock, grimly endeavor
to whr down the Main Stem 8
abreast, but cant make It.
"If you are In trouble, and want
to get more, call M. K, Easthouoe,
lawyer" (Ad Mendocino County
Coast), Admirable candor, and every
thing. .
While reading a jungle story con
cerning gorillas the other evening we
couldn't get away from the thought
that human nature I. pretty much
the same everywhere, (Toledo, O.,
Blade.) The muffled and unoonsoloua
knock.
It will be a tougher winter than
predicted. Amateur actors are being
oorralled to present Shakespearean
plays for the benefit of the poor.
Hillbillies have started to flow
down Into the valley, and ostenta-
tlously pick Jerky out of their teeth,
When nobody la looking.
The rain did not amount to muoh,
s your corr. did not have a hole In
the sole of his left shoe.
There seems to be considerable of
s variance between the multitude at
the football names, and the anrlnk'
ling of folks In the tax collecting de
partment. If it was not unconstitu
tional, the sheriff and tax oolleotor
might move down to the stadium
and let nobody In who failed to show
tax receipt marked paid.
Mlsa Madeline Josephine Lark, of
The Meadows, Is among the birds
who have flew to the campus and
been ordained Sigma Nesta Danoa
It is only 92 days until Hallowe'en,
and It's about . time the Juvenile
ghosts started the preliminary devaa
tatlon.
The Older Girls played bridge last
night, and a summation of the con
versation leads the Innocent by.
sunder to surmise that doubt and
vllllans still prevail.
HEALTH AND CULTURE NOTE
(Press Dispatch)
A proposal to Install a bathtub
In the Vounga high school, long
debated by county aohool board
. members, was abandoned today. .
"We don't have aohool on Sat
urday, so It won't be needed," a
board member announced to the
finance committee of the county
court, , ,
It Is noted In the press, that after
almost a year of rest and recupera
tion from fool reform effort of all
kinds, the war on clgarettee In this
etate. with Eugene aa a base of oper
ations, will be resumed, with the
former valiant crusader again on the
Job. The voters have trampled upon
the notion with all the vigor at their
command, but this In nowise dam-
pens tie ardor. Instead, It arouses
to further action. The aforemen
tloned crusader la extremely bitter
against cigarettes, but no editor,
reporter, or printer oan amoke enough
of them to chase him from the edi
torial rooms while seeking publicity,
We know. We tried It.
The first finger of the 1033 earn,
palgn was pointed yesterday by J, H.
Cooley, (Rep.) at Joe Brown, (Dem.)
TO TAKE PICTURES OF THE
SALVATION AK.MY COOKING 8TU
DENTS (Hdllne Oakland Tribune.)
The doughnut were fine I
A POEM CRITICISED
I offer specimen from the New
Republic:
Ay I Scripture flee'th etonel
Mllk-brlght, Thy chisel wind
Rescinded flesh from bone
To quivering whittling thinned
Swept, whistling straw I
It la plain here that something Is
being said, but Just what It I la not
too dear. In the days when there
were college yells, one got much the
same effect from them. My belief
le that the overwhelming majority of
poetry fan prefer something more
pellucid, and so I fear that the
luthor ha hard sledding ahead of
ilm, despite hi earnestness. Industry
ind patriotism. (Mercury)
.
DANCE every Saturate night at
Merrick's hall. Snappy music Ad
nisei on 850.
No Criticism Intended
AS HAS frequently been stated, the opinions of this paper
are expressed here in the editorial column and nowhere
else, not in its news columns,
Yesterday in a news story announcing that the world series
will be broadcasted by Joud speaker this year, instead of over
the radio, the statement was made that this action was due "to
the unsatisfactory service of radio broadcasting in the past
This has been taken by KMBD as a reflection upon the serv
ice of the local station , in broadcasting sporting events,
which was not intended and does not represent the opinion of
this newspaper.
.....
IN THE past the national hook-up of the world series has never
been satisfactory because local reception in mid-day has been
poor. IT WAS THIS CONDITION THAT WAS REFERRED
TO.
Broadcasting by KMED has been PERFECTLY SATISFAC
TORY for those who have received the reports on their own
radio sets and will continue to be so. But it has not been sat
isfactory for this newspaper's broadcasting of its own wire re
ports, and because of this a "public address" system has been
installed. ' ' ' 1 . .
This is the universal practice of newspapers, which do not
have their own broadcasting stations. The Mail Tribune be
lieves this will be a more satisfactory service than has been pos
sible in the past, as far as open-air broadcasting in front of its
offices are concerned.
Tins service will be of no use to those who prefer to get re
ports of important sporting events over their office or home
radios. They will continue in the future, as in the past, to get
their reports via the broadcasting stations, a type of service
which has many advantages, but which, by the nature of things,
only newspapers operating their own broadcasting stations can
satisfactorily supply.
What Will Become of England?
ONE hears a great deal about how well off financially
France is and how poorly off England is.
This is true- But few seem
positions came about.
Shortly after the war France depreciated her currency by
pegging the value of the frano at approximately 5 instead of
20 cents. In effect she paid her debts 25 cents on the dollar.
"'. John Bull refused to do this. With characteristic loyalty to
his traditions and high senBe of honor, he deoided to pay his
debts in full 100 cenjs on the dollar.
To do this put a tremendous load upon the British taxpayers.
John was able to carry it during prosperous times, but when
the depression broke, it also broke John Bull's financial back.
As a result England was forced to abandon the gold stand
ard, to prevent a persistant run on the Bank of England 's gold
reserve. This placed her currency virtually on the same basis
as the obligations of any confessedly insolvent institution. .
......
HOW long this will last of course no one knows. But at this
writing it appears highly, improbable that she will be able to
resume gold payments, without also doing what France did
repudiate the bulk of her debts. Germany of course even went
further and virtually repudiated ALL her debts, by working
her printing presses until the mark wag worthless.
' Such aotion would be entirely contrary to the traditions and
personal code of that splendid old aristocrat Johnathan Bull,
Esquire. It would impair his cherished ' prestige, injure his
pride, lower his self respect. ,
But the world is changing not only rapidly but fundamen
tally new and tremendous economic forces are being released.
Great Britain may well decide that she must either adjust her
financial struoture to these forces, or go down take her place
with third rate powers like Spain and Portugal.
Faoed by such a dilemma there is little doubt how John Bull
will act. He is a hard fighting and tenacious old bird and
while repudiation would be a bitter pill, he would swallow it
it rather than bIIow even his sense of honor to. overcome his
Instinct for solf preservation.
Sundown
stories
The Stowaway
(By Mary O rah am Bonner)
"I thought," began the Little
Black Clock, "It would be fun to turn
the time still further baok than I did
for these last few
adventure.
"I thought, too,
you would like to
see the stowa
way." The children
found themselves
onoe more on the
Isthmue of Pana
ma. In the same
place they had
been In when
they had first
come with the
Clock and he had
turned the time back.
"Now you'll see the stowaway,"
tn Uttle Black Clock aald,
"Why. It Balboal" ahouted John,
"How did he arrive""
"He came all the way from home
cooped up In a big old barrel," the
Clock said.
isn't he a marvel I" John ex-
claimed. "My, but 1 like him I"
now the Clock was turning the
time ahead a little more, and the
people were proclaiming Balboa as
their governor.
The Indian were cheering for him.
too, and John liked that, for he felt
that so many new arrlvala had been
ao unfair and cruel to the Indians.
The Little Black Clock aald. too.
that Balboa was fair and would treat
them well.
"Before long now, the Clock said,
he will go Into the heart of the
Isthmus and will not be discouraged
by Jungles or wild .ndlan tribes.
"And then in a uttle while he will
make his wonderful ocean discovery
not in the feature columns.
to realize how this reversal of
Flight 'o Time
(Medford and Jackson Count)
History From the Flies of The
Mall Tribune of SO and 10 Vea.i
Ao.)
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
September SO, lull
(It was Friday)
Chamber of Commerce aska oounty
court to set aside $30,000 from next
year taxes for building of Medford
armory.
Water question at Ashland la live
Issue, aa bond election nears.
Special guards to ne on duty during
trial of Dr. Brumfleld, owing to in
tense publlo Interest.
Carl Wlnderer, Chicago wife slayer
hanged while singing "Dear Old Pal.'
Macleay cannery at mouth of
Rogue, cloees for jeason.
Hunters warned quail shooting
season does not open until October
15.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
September 30, 1011
(It was Saturday)
Good road bond carried by 14U3
majority.
Jess In y art wlna loving cup in
Mall-Tribune shoot.
Dr. and Mrs. J. M. Keene return
from California trip.
The Colony club holds a lively
bridge party.
Ira Dodge and bride return from
wedding trip to California.
that we saw him make."
Many were gathering around Bal
boa now. John and Peggy each took
htm by the hand ana he smiled at
them too.
That was certainly wonderful magic
of the Uttle Black Clock's that made
It pruible for them io go so far back
In time that they could press the
hand of the discoverer of the Paclilc
ocean.
Today
By Arthur Brisbane
Happy Demon Rum.
The Whistling Moron,
Color for Rockefeller City,
Using Customers' Stocks
in Short Sales.'
Copyright King Feature Synd. Ino.
The Demon Rum will learn
with pleasure that respectable
Republicans are on his side,
against prohibition.
. Senator Dwight W. Morrow
is among those expected to dis
cuss prohibition in New Jersey,
with the hope of bringing back
legal beer to replace, or at least
compete with abundant bootleg
whiskey.
The mention of Senator Mor
row will cause one non-loquacious
citizen of Massachusetts
to take notice.
When 1936 rolls around the
two conspicuous Republicans
will be Coolidge and Morrow,
unless conditions change. Not
both can have the job that each
has in mind.
Mr. Coolidge belongs to the prohi
bition era, now looked upon as mld-
Vlctorlan. Mr. Morrow, who swept
New Jersey on a wet platform, belongs
to the modern "prohibition 1 i
crime-breeding failure" party.
Both parties will soft pedal prohi
bition and light beer and wine In
1033, unlesa condition become too
bad. In 1938 there will be no soft
pedaling, for the politicians will
know what the people think.
Dr. O. O. Shaw, professor of phi
losophy at New ' York University,
says: "If men whistle, they usually
are- morons." ,' The learned philoso
pher whom aimless whistling has
doubtless annoyed, would of course,
make exceptions, In case ouch a '
My Uncle Toby whistling "LUUbu
lero." The young person acting on Burns'
suggestion, "Oh whistle, and I'll come
to ye, my lad."
"Homo Alalua," Doctor Shaw'a an
ceater, who whistled1' before language
was Invented.
Dryden put Dr. Shaw' Idea In verse
long ago.
He trudged along unknowing what he
sought.
And whistled aa tie went, for want of
thought. f
Darwin' book on the "Expression
of the Emotions," gives Interesting
Information on whistling, holding the
breath, putting the hand on the
mouth, eto.
Whistling, softly, may concentrate
thought, or bewilderment, free of any
moron taint. A man may whistle to
keep hi courage up, and be no mo
ron. Dr. Shaw means that whistling an
noys him, as cracking of coachmen's
whips annoyed Sohopenhauer,
A boy with a new dog, a new Jock
knife and a fishing pole, whistling
on his way to the brook, Is the hap
piest of mortals, and no moron.
Rockefeller City, a city within New
York, In the heart of the Fifth ave
nue ahopplng section, will develop
new Ideas, mads possible by the abil
ity of John D. Rockefeller, Jr., to
plan an Investment of two hundred
and fifty millions, at one time.
There will be park spaces on the
ground, between skyscrapers and
tower buildings, and acres of parks,
planted with tall trees, on the roots.
And Instead of plain dull brick
surface, ugly red or dull gray, soon
blackened with soot, the Rockefeller
wall wlU have pastel hues, tan, pink,
etc., whatever the experts may choose.
California ha long since abandoned
dull brick oolora. Italy did the same
centuries ago, and areece colored
marble statues, In the day before
Italy started.
Walter Chrysler, originator of
"floating power," adorned his tower
with brilliant rustles metal, and
former Governor Smith haa done the
same with the Empire building.
It will be Interesting to see what
Rockefeller City will develop.
Norway and Sweden, adversely af
fected by Britain's temporary aban
ment of the gold standard, followed
suit, to avoid loss. Now Denmark
Joins the no-gold party ranks, fol
lowing Norway and Sweden.
The world hasn't lost It taste for
gold, however. Somebody abroad
managed to extract more than fifty
one million of Uncle Ram's gold
hoard on Monday, and more will fol
low. Oermany and Italy mean to main
tain gold parity tor their mark and
lira. If they oan. Russia makes bar
own mle for money, aa for every
thing else, and you cannot tell what
I happening or wlU happen there.
- Uncle Sam'a dollar, with five mil
lion In gold and the richest country
back of It, wlU become the Interna
tiona standard of value. If foolish
tear uoeaa t Upset ua,
ISAM
Wu B Y FREEMAN
SYNOPSIS: Marriage for money
mean freedom, is the decleton of
Bam SherrtU, who lives in a pio
turesoue elable with her half'
brother and aristocratie etep
lather. She tonae for new clothee
and travel, instead ol ftousefceep
ina and her work on a newspaper.
But when Peak Abbott, the young
owner of the Bxvress. aeke her to
marry him, she Hnde her toieh to
do so "terrible" because ehe doee
not love Mm. Freddy Uunson, a
reporter, asks her not to marry
Abbott, and suggests that she take
' an apartment in town and Hvs her
oton life. Sam. however is bound
by the request of her dead mother
to take care 0 Fourth Aldersta,
her stevtather. and her halt'
brother. Nelson. Peak Abbott
finally telle Sam Tm going to
ask to marry me. even though you
don't ears for me the way you
might."
Chapter S
INTERLUDE BY FREDDY
CAM gasped. "But, Peak, I couldn't
do that! That would be marry
ing yon for your money."
He frowned thougbtfully.S"! need
you, Sam. For reasons that may be
different, you need me. Ws need
each other, Q. E. D."
' "It seems like such a coldblooded
business proposition."
0 "Consider it a business proposi
tion," peak laid. "1 want to marry
yon for two reasons. The first is.
3am, that I love you rather terrl-
My. Second, I'm conceited enough
to bope that your feeling might
change. Is that a foolish hope?"
"No," Sam said. "It very possibly
might come true."
"Then that settles my wide cf the
question. Wby should you marry
me? Well, I'm not such a bad young
man. My gentle nature Is a by-word
In the community. In addition to
that, I'm rich. I could give you "
"Don't!" Sam pleaded desperate
ly. "Please don't"
"All right I wish you'd think It
over."
"1 will."
"Fair enough." He got to his feet
"What about New Year's Eve?"
Sbe smiled up it him faintly. "I
suppose I'll go."
"Swell!" He grinned at ber, and
strode away down tbe corridor.
As Sam passed through the city
room sbe met Freddy.
"I'm thinking about giving a party
at my place the night after Christ
mas," he said. "Could you come?
Good. Meet me here about nine."
Tbe city room of the Express on
tbe night after Cbrlstmas was
quiet Sam found Freddy Munson.
"I want to thank you for my
Christmas present" she said.
"You're welcome," Freddy said.
"I wonder wby I sent It I must
like you. That's It I do like you.
In my opinion you're a nice girl."
Sam laughed. "Freddy, you're be
coming sentimental."
He grinned. "That's right It 1
don't look out I'll become slushy."
He was reaching for bis coat, when
a vole shouted his name,
Wh.m be csme back bo was scowl
ing. "Sorry, but I have to got out
on an assignment You can go to
my place, or trail along with me."
"Could I go with you?" Sam was
pleased. "Come on, let's go."
That evening, Sam saw places
she had never before seen, and she
saw a new side of Freddy.
Freddy at his work was Intent
and efficient As the story devel
oped, Sam found herself regarding
ber tall companion with an Increas
ing respect
"Will you take me on another
story soon? Sam asked.
"Of course I'll take yod."
Freddy was as good as bis word,
snd during tbe course of that week
Sam became familiar with police
stations, hospitals, and the long cor
rldors of City Hall. "What do you
think of tbe newspaper game?"
Freddy asked one day.
"1 love HI" Sam said. "I love being
Iran Kreuger, the Swedish Indus
trial and financial genius, says he
wUl pay the obligation of Kreuger
ani tV'l. not In depreciated Swedish
currency, but in American dollars.
' President Hoover knows better
than anybody else what harm haa
been done by Wall Street's short sell
ing. If he will put the Department of
Justice to work on the problem of
stopping short selling conspiracies
against value, he wUl do more to re
store public confidence than could be,
done by spending ten billion on sta
bilising.
About short seuing, there are mys
teries with which Innocent lamb are
not familiar.
They know that short selling put
down price and cut Into Uielr
poakeUMOka.
LINCOLN
close to things and watching the
wheels go round. The life la vivid
and absolutely free from responsi
bility. I can see now why yon
iaughed when I suggested that yon
might be married some day. Mar
riage would drive you absolutely
crazy."
He frowned. "Would ltt"
The night before New Year's Eve
Freddy and Sam dined In a Chinese
American restaurant Sam was
aware that Freddy was moody.
Finally he aaid abruptly: "What
shall we do on New Year's Eve?"
She shook her bead. "I'm sorry,
I'm going to the Cricket Club."
"Ob." He scowled. "With Peak
Abbott."
'Yes." Sam realized, with almost
a sense of shock, bow little ebe had
thought of Peak during the past
week, Tbe week had been a vivid
Interlude an Interlude for which
Freddy was entirely responsible.
Freddy said casually: "I'm get
ting reatless. I think I'll throw my
Job and move on. St. Louis or Kan
sas City." He was elaborately car
less. "I'm tired of this town."
"Ob." Sam sat perfectly still tor
a moment. Tben sbe said quietly,
"I'll miss you, Freddy."
He looked ber In tbe- eyes, his
own sullen. "If yon marry Peak
Abbott," he said with distinctness
"you ought to be thoroughly
asbamed of yourself."
Sam stared. "Don't you think
that you'd better apologize?"
His smile was not pleasant "I see
no reason for an apology."
"Very well." Sam was furious, but
sbe kept ber voice calm. "1 think
I'd better be going now."
While Sam was waiting for Fred
dy to get bis hat and coat sbe saw
her balf-brother. Nelson, He was
dancing with a girl who seemed
vaguely familiar. Sam watched with
Interest and saw that tbe girl In
Nolson's arms was Martha Olvens,
tbe maid of all work.
Freddy found Sam half way down
the stairs. In silence tbey walked
to Sam's little car.
"Good night Miss Sherrlll," Fred
dy said mockingly. "I trust that you
may have a delightful time wltb
Mr. Abbott at the Cricket Club."
"Thanks," said Sam. "I'll try."
The Cricket Club was hot and
crowded. The orchestra bad been
placed In a narrow hallway between
the two table-lined rooms, which
should have been a strategic point
At the tar end of either room, bow
ever, Its melodies were almost en
tirely drowned out by the babble ot
voices, wltb the result that the danc
ing couples were packed near the
doorways In a struggling mass.
Sam tried to think about the
beautiful spray ot orchids on ber
shoulder. She wanted to forget
Nelson and Martha Glrens, and the
necessity of speaking to him about
her. She wanted to forget Freddy
Munson. She wanted to forget Peak
Abbott and tbe problem he present
ed. Able to forget nothing, sbe was
forced to surrender berself, smiling,
from one pair ot male arms to an
other. Finally tbe lights were turned
out as she sat at the table, and
Sam knew that tbe New Year bad
arrived. Someone touched her arm.
"Miss Sherrlll?" The uniformed
attendant looked harried. "You're
wanted on the telephone. I've been
trying to find you for ten minutes,
but"
Sam, vaguely alarmed, pusbed
her way through the crowd. Who
would telephone her at this hour?
Had Sonny been hurt In an auto
mobile accident? Was Fourtb 111?
(Copyright. Freeman Lincoln)
What does Sam dl.oov.r tomor
row H.r next few minutes, with
their .tartllna surpri... vitally
fret h.r future-
But they don't know that after
they buy atocks their broker "lends
It" to the man who sells short. And
their stock, bought In good faith, la
used to help short selling and re
duce price.
As a matter of common decency,
rare In or out ot Wall Street, the
stock exchange should make It Im
possible for any broker to "lend
It" for ahort sales, or other conspira
cies against value, any atock on
which he. THE BROKER. Is not the
absolute owner.
It might be a good Idea, for some
one Interested In the stock market,
to start suit against any broker lend
ing a customer atock. for ahort aale
purposes without permission.
F. W. Bartlett, Medlord'a taxiderm
ist and furrier, bas opened shop, gvs
& em. Just back ot eureuwu'a.
Personal Health Service
' By William Brady, M. D.
Slgn-u letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease,
dtagiiiMl or trreatmmt w'll be ansnered by Dr. Brady If stamped Mlf
eddreukd envelope Is endued ltters should be brief and written In ink.
Owing to the large rumbei of Itttera recelved.only a few can be answered
here. So reply con be uiad to queries not conforming to Instruction.
Address Dr William Braii in cure the Mall Tribune.
PERSONAL LIBERTx AND
We're funny this way. We give ft
doctor a license to practice medicine,
yet If one of hi patients feel the
doctor has not
given him the
right treatment
the patient can
demand from tbe
doctor fair com
pensation for
the damage, loas
of time, pain or
1 m p a 1 rment of
earning power
he has suffered
as a consequence
of the doctor's
tack of skill or
knowledge or hi carelessness. But
we license a citizen to drive an
automobile on the highways, and it
he gets a little drunk or becomes
criminally negligent and damage
my property or person the chances
are even that IH have to atand the
damage without hope of any com
pensation from the Irresponsible In
dividual who Is clearly to blame for
It.
Many honest, responsible automo
bile drivers are unaware thot ft
drink or two of wine or home brew
slows the reaction time and hence
renders them less efficient drivers
and makes them more liable to have
an accident. Probably ft consider
able portion of everyday automobile
accidents ore due to tbe exercise of
"personal liberty" by Americans who
Insist upon that prlvUege, even
when there Is ho question of "in
toxication" in the common or police
sense of the word. Normally there
Is an Interval of one-fifth of a
second between the reception of an
Impression upon the retina and the
response of the muscles of foot or
hand on brake or steering wheel
After ft pint of beer or a drink of
whl&ky the reaction time increases
to as much as four-fifths of a
second. There I plenty of time
for death or maiming to occur. Re
member thla next time you're out In
the car and have a little drink.
A car traveling 35 miles an hour
will go 30 feet farther In the three
fifths of a second, which may be
the difference between life and
death. I propose this toast for
every snifter an auto driver takes:
Here'a hoping the child or old lady
I'm going to run down on my way
home will be no relation of mine.
But don't let thla stop you from
having your drink. Remember, you're
an American and this la ft free end
easy country.
Dr. H. M. Vernon, English physt
ologlst, soys that people do not
seem to realize that the effects- of
alcohol are still present hours after
the drink Is taken. The graveyard
and hospitals In America realize It,
all right.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
Uric Acid Obsession.
I om suffering from excessive uric
acid which poisons my system to
such an extent that I am JUBt about
unable to help myself. It causes
soreness and atlffness of Joint and
muscles and every part of my body
. . . D. B. A.
Answer Uric acid has nothing to
do with any. such trouble. How do
you arrive at the conclusion that
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THE INSURANCE RATE.
you have too much uric acid or
any other acid? I'm only ft doctor,
and I an t conceive how you de
termine that.
Human Material,
Does any university, hospital or
group of Medical scientist In Amerl
n,iBh tn nurnhajie human material
for experiment? I offer my body
for experimentation, i am unem
ployed and healthy and this I tbe
oniv wav I can see to support my
wife and three children . . . C. I.
Answer No, not to my knowledge.
Sixty-Nine.
t am aq fMM nld and I have
Incipient arthritis, attributed to In
fected tonsils. Tonsils, iruiameu
and swollen, and In examination
doctor expressed pus from one. If
having tonsils out would help me.
I most certainly prefer the dla
ttirmv mAthod vou recommend.
But a neuropathic doctor advises
against having my tonsuo ouv
tentlon of poisons In system would
surely cause . . . Mrs. H. A. E.
Answer And be sure to stop at
the corner and ask the traffic cop
what he thinks about It. It I were
In your fix I should -have my ton
sil extirpated with diathermy Juet
by way of ft therapeutic test.
Beer.
Is home made beer harmful for
very young children? My sister In
law say rt la beneficial, whUe I
say It la not. Mrs. P. B. M.
Answer t think your slster-ln-law
Is wrong and you are right.
More OJd-Fashloned Corn Meal
' If you will go to (large depart
ment store) and ask for Virginia
water ground corn meal, white or
yellow, you will have the real old
fashioned kind you long for.
Everybody Happy.
Our family owes you an exprea
.inn nf m-ntiturie. first for freeing
us from the wet feet obsession,
second for teaching ua to go Dare
headed when we like, and very de
cidedly for the helpful and healthful
lodln ration. D. L. M.
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9-24
Our hero and the Bunny mount the
Horse that's known as Whiz,
Who says: "I'm glad to take you
home, but tell me where that Is."
"It's straight ahead," says Puffy,
"you can't mUs It If you try
For it Is paradise on earth Ju&t
northeast of my ety."
Long narrow
boards
Entangle
First garden
Greek portico
Attention
Dessert
Attached with
thread
Peels
Rodent
Snakellke fish
Aeriform fluid
Attempts
Carnivorous
animals of
the dog
family
Ordered
Small mound ol
earth
Type measures
Exclamation
Not 80 old
Pieced out
Portrayal of
the beautiful
One In favor ol
Period of the
earth's revo
lution about
the sun
Stories
Papal scarf
Commence
Wearies
Pet name for
cow
Ignited
Narrow fabric
Passing faahioo
Terminate
Born
A brother of
Odin
Hawaiian bird
78.
Grow drowsy
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man 5"
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Stagger 61.
European finch 63.
Couch
The Indian 6S.
mulberry 67.
Takes out 70.
Seat In church 71.
Forward 72.
Staying power 74.
South American
animal 75.
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