MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1931. PAGE FOUR Medford Mail Tribune "Ewvjm ib Southern Ortflon tfidi (hi Mail Trifaunt" PubUfbed by MBDFOHU FHIKTLNQ CO. tB-lf-99 N Fir St. Kni Tl JtORKHT W KUHU Editor K L KNAPP. Mintftf EdutH u Meond elm oitur t Medford. Oregon, ander Art of Much 8, 1IT&. StBSCHIPTION RATU B Mill In Adruwt Duly, ftu - " Dlly. month ;."... Br Curler. Is AdunM Msdford. Ainlira, kebomlllr, Centril Point. Rmsls. Went. Oold (Mil and on Hlahwri. . mM Daily, month Daily, on year T.fiO Al) tarnu. ewb la sdtinfis. Official paper of tot City of Medford. Official paper of JactoQP County. UEMDEK OF THE ASSOCIATED PKE8I Rrtehlnf Full Leased Wire Serrfe to$ Asfoclaled Pre If iiclitfltely tntHled to the dm for publication of all newt dlipatehei credited to It or olhenrlw credited In thli mnt iid also to the local win published herein. All rithU for publlfstloo of ipeclal dlMte&ai herein are alio retened. KKMBKU OF UNITED PKEflS MEMBER OF AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATIONS AdwtMnj RcprejentatfTta M. C MOORNSEN COMPANY Offices In New York. Chlciio. Detroit. 19 Franclieo. Lot Antilu. Seattle, Pvrtland. Smudge Smoke Fall hu came apparently. Bo has Injua summer. Many bav colds, and nothing 'to fight them with. Wong Duck and a. Fujlmoto were teen discussing the mess In Man churia Tuesday. They seemingly agreed on everything but the terri torial Integrity of Korea. Ben Harder has put up some spiked pipe to keep the weary out of his windows, after the weary have gone. Apple cider Is now on tap, and no great demand. There was a frost Thurs. a. m. Several orchardlets forgot themselves ' and lit their smudgepots. The olvlo peevlshnoss Is on the wane A pedestrian can walk the length of the Main Stem any after noon, and not get his head snapped ' off more than six times. Rural residents will soon start their pig sticking for the winter's bacon. P. Scheffel, a deerslayer, while re posing on a log, was shot in the beel. Better luck next time, Fred. The packing season is ovsr, and mors beans than furcoats were packed. The brave and the) fair are akln nlng out for college. A local scientist hu discovered that dishwater will remove nicotine stains from the fingers. Be made this phenomenal discovery when his mate made him wash the dishes, He reports It does a much better Job than any of the fanoy drugstore acids, In trlcomered bottles. Some of the gals regard the cure as worse than the stalnj. Tomus Bwem Is sporting a new set of becoming mode, the ensem ble consisting of the usual pants, vest and coats, all equipped with the regulation buttons and pockets. More of the leading citizens have new suits than lost fall at this time. 'The Rsnbg. Bros, have finished their fruit work for the yr. There Is some talk about the re turn of beer, as a legal beverage, and a lot of basement bottling works will be put out of commission If It is. Plenty of beer wlU start the inun dated elnglng "Ach du lleber Augus tine," It Is feared. A handful of local lawyers spent the tall-end of the week at Marsh field, where the state lawyers held a convention. The valley contingent listened to the other lawyers make a series of speeches, and did their best work at the banquet noara. The dull thud of the football Is once more heard In the land. A cheerful farmer was In town Frl hopping. Young Olen Pabrlck brought down a mule deer near Lakevlew last week, with his prowess. Nellie T. Ross, formsr Oov. or Wyoming was here Frl.. and knit the Democrats together for the coming battle at the polls. The flanks of Mt. McLaughlin, nee Pitt, are covered with anow. The coyotes are pestering F. By bee's aheep again. The weather continues fine for the rank and file, but poor tor the farmers, and the hunters, and neither good or bad for the fisher men. Henry Ford ran Is ao.OOO.OOOth Ford thru town Mond. It la only 89 daya until the pump kins will be disemboweled, to make room for a lighted candle. Despite the sad etate of the times, few clg smokers are rolling their own. Governor Roosevelt has recom mended enactment of a law forbid ding gangsters to possess maohlne guns. Enough laws like that, and any law-abiding gangster would have to get out of business. San Diego Union. . In ports of China persona sentenced to be executed csn buy their free dom. A case of heads or tales, The Humorist. . You can get a pretty good Idea of one of the main things the matter with the cotton Industry by canvass ing the average clothes-line. Tampa Times, This ts a Democratic year. The Democrats, It may be explained .al ways have their big year the year be fore the election. Philadelphia In quirer. f We suppose the spy-shy Jape get out and look under their Islands very night before going to bed. Ohio State Journal. Tet nobody euggests that the build ing trades could benefit by burning a third of this year's new houses. Dulutb Hersld, Quit Fighting and Get Busy STATE road work will be the moBt important gingle item of unemployment relief in Oregon this winter. This is the job of the state highway commission. But the commission instead of concentrating as a unit, upon the fulfill ment of this important task, are fighting among themselves, about just what should, or SHOULDN'T be done in Portland and Multnomah county. PUS is a deplorable situation. The members of fhe commis sion should forget their internal differences, and start to function, as they were APPOINTED to function, not for the exclusive benefit of Portland, but for the BENEFIT OF THE ENTIRE STATE. The funds available to the commission this winter should not all be spent in the northern part of the state, but should be distributed fairly throughout the state for the need of unem ployment relief is not confined to the state metropolis but is state wide. sees' IN SOUTHERN OREGON, for example, the Green Spring mountain road should be improved this winter. The need of this improvement has been recognized, now is the time to au thorize it. Suoh authorization would give Southern Oregon a highway that is sorely needed, and give scores of idle men steady work. OUT thus far the members of the commission have been too busy fighting among themselves, and debating about an other speedway from Portland to the coast, to pay any attention to requests for this construction. Come, come, gentlemen, snap out of it! This depression in Oregon is not a Portland problem, but a state problem. The road funds available should be distributed throughout the state, not in any one section of it. No section is entitled to MORE than its share j but each section is entitled TO its share, and each section should be given just that. Ditto, Above WHAT applies to the state highway commisvion, applies to this community and every other community in the state. The problem is too serious, to waste valuable time and energy, in fighting over the precise details of solving it. A week ago we pointed out the necessity of concentrating locally upon the relief of want and suffering, devoting MORE money to relief organizations and LESS to the so-called "char acter building" organizations. A few days later the officials of the Community Chest made up their budget in conformity with this suggestion, appropria tions for the character building units being out down; and ap propriations for the relief organizations being increased. QINCE then various people plaining that the cut was not with fire in their eyes, declared Community Chest, unless the so-called oharaoter building organi zations were eliminated ENTIRELY. Such an attitude is as extreme and destructive in one direc tion ; as a refusal of the non-relief organizations, to make ANY sacrifice, would have been in the Our answer to them was the highway commission, "COME, OUT OF IT!" A FTER the most oareful survey of the situation,' and pains. taking thought regarding of the Community Chest have agreed upon a definite and com prehensive plan of local relief. It probably isn't a perfect plan. Plans built by human hands, seldom are. But we are oonvinced it is a good plan -in faot, an excellent plan and if given the popular support it deserves, it will solve the problem of want and suffering in this community, as well or better, than has ever been the case in the past. ' t CO IT seems to us nothing less - good citizenship at this time, for everyone to GET TO GETHER, stop fighting over the proposed program meets everyone's pet ideas or doesn't, and for the sake of our community welfare and those who are going to need, this winter, every assistance that united and har monious effort can give them, GET BEHIND THE COMMUN ITY CHEST, AND PUT IT OVER 100 PER CENT STRONG I Keep Your Seats CONDITIONS may be serious but there is no excuse for hys teria. This is no time to squawk and squeal, it ig time to keep the shirt on and keep the powder dry. So don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes. As for those who are yelling "fire" and orashing over the seats for the nearest exit, don't worry, if they don't calm down that Irish cop over there will crack them on the head I Who said there was no money in the country! Every seat to every big football game in the country, acoordiug to Grant land Rice, has already been Bold. The hard pressed taxpayers of England will no doubt be glad to learn that President Hoover ig responsible for their trou bles, or so the DemooraU claim. Following the san e line of reasoning, he must have caused the Chinese floods. "In Japan," says the Literary Di gest, "popular songs live for months and even years." That's another good reason tor not wanting to live In Japan. Nashville Southern Lumber man. And another thing. Mr. Oandhl tho It pains us to put It eo bluntly It's people like you who oauee cotton surpluses. Detroit Newt. 'What happens to old, broken- down horses?" asks a correspondent. They run In races, and we back them. The Humorist, ' ' ' Traffic in Manila Is bow completely Americanised and nobody's life or Umb Is safe, Kolnleoho Seltung. We have yet to hear of any mathe matical sharp successfully trisecting the eternal triangle. Philadelphia Inquirer. have called at this oKiee, com' drastio enough. Some, of them they wouldn't give a cent to the other. same as our advioe to the state COME, GENTLEMEN, SNAP every phase of it, the offioials than a primary obligation of minor details, forget whether "It la now possible for a wife In England to telephone to her husband, even If he la on the other side of the.earth," says a writer. Then what's the good of going to the other side on the eartht The Humorist. Despite the rigors of an Kngllth autumn, Mahatma Oandhl It going Into the diplomatic conference with a big advantage over his adversaries, having no shirt to lose. Kansas City Star. ' t To many a doubtful statesman the fence he la trying to alt on In these controversial times must teem to be constructed exclusively of pickets. Boston Herald. This year solved the problem Of what to do with all the wornout au tomobiles. The owners Just kept on using thfm. Nashville Southern Lumberman. Today By Arthur Brisbane What About Silver? More Taxes? What Kind? What Japan Did in China We Need Currency. Copyright King Feature Bynd. Inc. What will be the result of England's gold step, saying to the pound, "Go where you will, since I haven't the gold, I can not give you gold backing t" Everybody asks that question, nobody answers it. What would result if many other nations should leave France and Uncle Sam sitting, each on a huge pile of gold, the other nations saying, "You have the gold, KEEP it, EN JOY it. We shall get along without it." . What would happen to sil ver in that caset You can imagine the ghost of William Jennings Bryan re turning to ask: "Did some body mention silver?" It would suprise him to hear serious Englishmen saying, as they do today, "Bryan was right, but was ahead of his time. The value of silver must be restor ed. There is not enough gold to finance the business of the world. But there is enough sil ver, and it must be used." . The extraordinary thing is that no body teems to know anything. It Is all a guessing contest. Our great financiers are at much puzzled at spring chickens when the first enow comet. You have teen them putting one foot in the enow, taking It out again and wondering. t-t Secretary MeUon It making up his mind about asking Congress for In creased taxes. Income taxes are high enough, in trie opinion of those that pay the taxes. Retailers oppose a sales tax. which would be paid by the "little people." But the little people would pay with out realising it. It It to that extent "painless taxa tion." Senator Borah eaya that Japan Is breaking the peace pact, determined "to employ armlet wherever the fer tile mind of some ambitious schemer can find an agressor." When Senator Borah returns to Washington he will learn that Japan's action In Manchuria haa not always, been fairly presented. The government of Japan did not break loose In Mukden, shooting Chi nese, taking the city. That was done, on their own account by Japanese soldiers, Infuriated at the shooting of a Japanese officer and two sold iers. The three men In the regular Jap anese army, exercising their legiti mate functions, were stood against a waU and shot by Chinese, In Ameri can gsnster fashion. Then Japanese officers and soldiers ttarted. Americana old enough to remember the sinking of the Maine know that even peace-loving westerners some times become excited. The problem is to smooth things over without denying justice to China or huroilat lng the Japanese. -M Mony feel that reasonable "Infla tion" or Increase of currency, with out weakening the gold standard, would help this country. It may be absolutely necessary. Our federal reserve, admirable In stitution, unfortunately doesnt work well In a depression. It will discount for banks certain kinds of commer cial paper, extremely plentiful In boom times. But In dull times the amount of that paper and Its dis counting by the federal reserve dwin dles. The federal reserve in that re spect It something like a watch dog that barks until a burglar comes, and then stops barking. A way may be found to make fed eral reserve discounts more flexible, enabling those that have absolutely good security to get currency for It within reason. W8 NEED MORS MONET. Many will aay amen to that. Prime Minister Laval of France will come her to talk about thlt and that and money, Including gold. He will be received politically by this government and Its president. But the good old dsyt have changed Washington. The latch string on the treasury hsa been pulled Inside, The United Slates will be glad to discuss everything with Monsieur Laval and specially glad to get his advice, for he knows more about fin ance) and business than we do. Any country that can reduce the value of a twenty-cent franc to four cents and accumulate four billions la gold, understands business. Monsieur Laval will find Uncle Sam something 'like the British gentle man who aald that he ate weU and he slept weU, but when anybody talk ed to him about work, he came all over of a tremble. When anybody from Europe talks to us about money, wa "oome all over of a tremble." About prohibition you win hear more and more at you approach the 1933 conventions. These things are to be remembered: You cant change the prohibition law without the help of the house of representatives and In that house there are only about 100 votes against prohibition. You can't change the law without the senate, In which there are only about 26 votes against prohibition. Representatives and senators elect. ed on prohibition platforms intend to stick to their Instructions and run no risk. , Ths American Legion, demanding a referendum, that legislators may know whst their constituents want, NOW suggests one way out. The American Legion sets a good example to some other Americans by voting against a new bonus proposal and new demands on the public pocketbook. The legion did not resent Presl dent Hoover's appeal to their patrio tism and self denial. They appre elated his courage In making that ap peal with 1933 so closs at hand. FLIGHT 0' TIME FIFTEEN YEARS AGO THIS WEEK From the Flies of The Mall Tribune Monday In order to insure the election of Woodrow Wilson, the Jackson Coun ty Democratic committee will wel come contributions from a dime up. Glorious Indian summer daya prevail, Ned Vilas returns from a trip to Portland. Willie Collier, Jr., at the Page In "The Bugle Call." Jest Wlllard, heavyweight cham pion pugilist and Sells-Floto circus come to town. Fall plowing delayed by lack of rain. Water restrictions removed by Bupt. Olen Arnsplger. . Tuesday Local Democracy rolled and arous ed by Republican charge, that "the election of Woodrow Wilson means the country will be In the European war by July, 1917." Dr. Howard returns from Lost lake, where he saw two deer but shot none. O. M. Roberts, candidate for dis trict attorney, calls on Central Point votere. Ralph Bardwell makes trip Lake O the Woods, and reports a hard trip, (Ed. note: It tun is.) Thomas Mooney. now the most publicised of all American prison In mates, goes on trial for Preparednesa day bomb horror. IS killed In Oerman Zeppelin raid over England at night. Wednesday Jackson county Republicans ignore challenge of Porter J. Neff and E. B. Kelly for series of debates over the county on the 'Issues of the dsy.' Allies win victories along the Somme and In Transylvania. Mayor Gates to auction off live stock and a Ford to aid war wound ed. Donations sought for the "starving Armenians" of cash and clothes. Willamette valley school teacher discharged for "pernicious antl Amerlcsn activity." Chairman of County Democratic committee claims "Republicans slan der donors to Wilson fund." The elander was: "They beter keep their dimes for bread, If the war atops." Thursday Japanese ladles of vaUey to serve tea In native costumes at bridge tea, for the Red Cross. Charles B. Osy, overcome by plea DR. I. H. GOVE Dependable Dentistry 235 East Main, Upstairs Phone S72-J Camelo Cleaners 311 West Main Our New Safety Cleaning Equip ment Will Not Harm the Fabric Phone 1260 HotelMedford Dinner $1.00 Every Day in the Week "The Food Is Better" at the Medford Nash Reveals Interesting revelations of the new automobile science of "silence engi neering" may be traced in this new Nash body, cut in half to show many of the new sound-proofing processes. Numbered details include the following : 1. Anti-squeak insulating material is Inserted between metal and wood wherever these materials meet, as in roof braces, rafters and netting. 2. Super-strong laminated wood non-warping ana permanently silent is used for all lock boards, teat and cushion frames. 3. Concealed door checks with large, live-rubber bumpers quiet all doors. 4. An efficient drain pan and hose prevents accumulation of water In the rear body quarter. 5. Strong, spiral springs are silenced by cotton pads, and genuine curled hair is used in the seats. 6. The metal rear seat tuoDOrt it of Moee Barkdull for cosh to help elect Wilson contributes SO cents. A. F. Noth Is nsmed Espee agent to succeed A. S. Rosenbaum who Is promoted to claim agent. Eagle Point boasta of "a movie as good as the Page or Star In Med ford." Local Democrats Irked by Republi can charge, "that anybody registers as a Republican Is committing per jury," and write a letter to the Mall Tribune about It. The closing para graph saying: "Mothers I Remember who la keeping you out of war." Friday If the Alllet win the war, the Kai ser will be exiled to St. Helena. Broklyn wins National League championship. The presidential campaign grows tropical. "Welbhard't Nectar" latest prohi bition drink In Oregon, passes teats. Rsln deficit for year 9.41 lnchea. Straw vote of valley Indicates trend for Wilson. Rslph Jennings of the Applegate sells 350 cows to the Central Point packing house. Severe frost kills tomato crop of valley. 11,589 people visit Crater Lake this season, a gain of 318 over 1915. Saturday Medynskl plan again presented to the city council for action. "America must care for humanity, as well as herself In war," declares President Wilson In Omaha apeech, Mra. C. M. Kldd Is hostess to the Le Samedl olub. Mra. Edwin Janney entertains the Olrla club. Mr. and Mrs. "B. J. Polmer and the Rev. J. c. Rollins return from the Methodist conference. A grass fire threatens the home of S. 8. Smith. Unleas the Medford high shows more pep, Grants Pass will beat them Saturday. Only ten men showed up ror practice, on the last dsy. The United States Is going to have a lot of second-hand European coun tries on hand if It ever forecloses on Its mortgages. Ohio State Journal, A "I Telephoned We Would Be There At Six" A COURTESY CALL M A telephone call is so quick aud resassuring that most people think of it not only as a courtesy due others, but a real convenience to themselves and it costs little Anyone, anywhere, any time from your own telephone, or from public telephones conveniently located everywhere. Home Telephone & Telegraph Co. of Southern Oregon Secrets of Sound-Proofing thoroughly Insulated by anti-squeak 1 fabric. , , 7. Massive steel pillar posts, wheel house and pillar braces are quieted by anti-squeak fabric 8. The strong steel pillar poet Is Insu lated from the frame by rubberized fab ric to make tht parts permanently silent. 9. Steel-and-wood doors are fully Insulated to eliminate drumming. 10. Floor boards of five-ply lami nated wood, instead of metal, stop rumbling noises. Thick .felt padding under a heavy rubber mat covers the floor. . . 11. Strong, ply-wood toe boards, asbestos sheeted, eliminate motor heat and sound. 12. Massive steel dash-to-slll braces are applied to the wood over coverings of plastic compound and a layer of anti-squeak material. 13. Front end construction. entJrelv Press Comment GAngee are asking county courts In Columbia and Jackson counties to dismiss county agents. The proposal also includes dismissal of county roadmastera and other functionaries, all of It in a plan for a drastio cut of county expenses. Of course, every dismissal ' now means one more recruit for the un employed army. The general clamor Is an appeal for work to be provided, not for workers to be thrown out of their Jobs. Meanwhile, will dismissal of coun ty agents be a saving? Are condi tions such that we must abandon every Instrument and agency that makes for progress and advancement? Many a farmer, of course, needs no aid from a county agent. Most farm ers successfully manage their fields and pastures without aid or sugges tion from an expert. But did you ever notice the dif ference between a county that has an agricultural agent and a county that has not? Have you observed how, where there la an agent, projects here and there are In progress, farm meetings are be ing held, different kinds of crops are being experimented with, the latest discoveries of the experiment sta tions are being tested on farms in various parts of the county, and there la an all-round general study of the agricultural business? And have you observed that in counties where there Is no agricul tural agent, about the same old crops are grown in about the same old way, That the processes of yesterday are about the processes of today and to morrow and down the sweet by md by, and that the farm -work Is car ried on much as grandfather did It? This does not mean that all farm ers, or half the farmers. In co-'-Ues without an agricultural agenW have failed to modernize. Many If not most of them are abreast of the times and forging ahead. In net, the county agent doesn't ANY disappointments and sometimes embarrass ment result from "just dropping in" on folks. of steel, Is Insulated by heavy paddln, to prevent viorauon uu iiui 14. Complete interior insulation ol the body is achieved by coating the metal panel3 with plastic compound, over which felt padding is applied to prevent road hum. 15. Both sides of the dash panel aw heavily insulated with fiber compojl-.1.- A f-it tn riiosinatii hear, and UUll EU1U .Wfc sound through the hood louvers. 16. Heavy wool paaoing is uppiioa in the bracing of the upper and side cowl panels to prevent friction, vibration and sound. 17. Plastic material and rubberized fabric separate wood roof rafters from the metal shell to insure silence. 18. The strong, U-shaped header bat ia heavily insulated from the roof raiL 19. Roofs are completely silenced and protected by plastic compound and rubberized fahnr- make the farmer farm right. Tha county agent's best function la lead- j ershlp. He keeps the discussions of -f farm crops and crop problems going. He watches the experiment stations and applies the new discoveries in . his own county. Down In Klamath and Lake the county agents led the fight that whipped the grasshoppers lr one of the biggest battles of the kind ever fought In America. Everywhere the county agents and experiment) stations are finding new crops to take the place of wheat and other surplus-making product. (Portland 'Journal.) RIGHTS ON THE ROGUE Judge Norton of Medford allays some of the alarm of the sportsmen and the game commission when ha states that there has been no decis ion vesting rights to the bed of tha Rogue river In the hands of owners of the abutting property. There was an Issue raised In his court by private land-owners asking for temporary restraining order preventing miners from building wing-dams and divert ing the stream flow of the Rogue. The temporary order was granted, and filing of the Issues awaited to bring the case to trial. The defendants, the miners, never made answer, so the matter was never tried and the case was dismissed. While this does dispose of the re port that the matter had been adjudi- . cated It does not Indicate any final settlement of the question, which will remain a moot point and a con stant threat against fishermen. Incidentally, so long as there Is the chance that the riparian owners may claim ownership of the beds of the Important trout streams, there will be general hesitancy about voting for the closing of such streams to commercial fishing. If the Rogue for example may be closed to game fish ermen through the "no trespass' signs of wealthy estate owners, there will be no rush to vote In favor of closing the stream to commercial fishing. (Salem Statesman). Butte Falls Work to start soon on construction of government hatchery.