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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
By the end of the week. this neck
of the woods, and. Incidentally, the
nation, will have been Imperilled In
rapid succession by every known ter
ror save the blood-sweating dinosaur
with a cross-cut saw for a backbone.
Some of the gay-tinted rooster
feathers on the Eugenie hats of the
fair sex have been disowned by the
roosters.
A CLUE TO ROMANCE
(.Stuart Enterprise)
Mr. P. O. Roberson has teen
seen of late going In the direc
tion of Mr. J. R. Whlttlow'i.
What does this mean. Miss
Daisy? -
Oltzo Shlmoda, 7, went to school
this morning with all the gay reluc
tance of a condemned slayer strol
ling to the gallows.
A cooked food and apron sale was
beld by the ladlea of the Baptist
Christian church Saturday. (Her
mlston. Ore., News.) We hava never
tasted a cooked apron.
Tha smutty Scotch story has coma
bwk, but Prosperity la still some
ptaoe down the road.
' The well known "bower of autumn
leaves" has started working again In
the social whirl.
ONLY DOIXAKN MATTER
(Fountain Inn Tribune)
Our people are no longer
proud. They will act a lie to
save a dollar. And If the state
appropriates the overburned tax
payer's money to care for the
needy, you will see every Tom,
Dick and Harry In the land
merchants, farmers, bankers,
doctors, lawyers and newspaper
men lined up hat In hand and
a week's growth of beard on their
chins, begging alma to get back
a little of their tax money.
There haa been a decline In the
number of Portland politicians loit
ering around the Orange halls, look
ing wise and gobbling two helpings
of fried chicken.
A pack of wolves is reported in the
Diamond Lake district, Instead of at
kitchen doors and on the running-
boards.
In driving away from the curb late
yesterday, Mrs. Tornado actually
looked to see If another car was com'
Ing. and the Amalgamated Fender
Stralghteners are mad at her.
Relative to the Reno gent who
was thrown out of an apartment four
tlmea last Saturday by his wife, It
looks like she was putting too much
backspln on him.
A number of Ufe.lnng republicans,
who always vote the democratic
ticket, have their Intention, of be-
coming infatuated with any and all
fool notions that may aprout.
.John O. Stapel, editor, Insurance
man, politician, globe trolter, and
last but not least, slnRer of bnrllona
soles, dropped Into Maysvllle last
Friday on business connected with
his Insurance work, and stopped In at
the Herald offloe and chatted a little
while, (Mobile Herald.) In odd
moments he does fancy vulcanizing.
RATIONAL MAN
Friend, safe, be certain, you may feel
With me to sleep and drink and
eat;
1 do not want enough to steal,
I do not care enough to cheat.
I do not hate enough to fight.
Nor love enough, nor yet believe;
And having Birth and Death In sight.
Why should I trouble to deceiver
Credit me not with tenderness,
No yet with generosity;
Casual and cold Is my excess.
And pitiless my charity.
Sin doea not lure me, and I find
' This easiest: to live by rule.
And leave adventure to the blind,
Vice to the mazed and fevered fool.
(Harper's)
Injured by Auto.
SALEM, Ore.. Sept. 10. (AP) Mike
Helser, 35, of Manning. N. D was
In the hospital here today, suffer,
ing serious Injuries as the result of
a traffic aocldent In which he was
struck by a car driven hy Margaiat
Thompson of Salem.
Carlton Kozy Kroner cafe reopen
ed for business In new Wecliter build
ing on corner of Main and Kutch
streets.
Editorial Correspondence
VANCOUVER, B. C, Sept. 9
Canada is washed clean. Three
and one-half inches of rain in
the first six days of September,
a new weather bureau record.
Today is clear and cool and
beautiful. The mountain peaks
across the bay stand out sharp
and clear against a cloudless
sapphire sky, and they are load
ing the C. P. R-'s crack passen
ger liner, the Empress of Can
ada, for its trip to the Far East
A beautiful ship, built like a
racer with knife-like prow and
narrow stern, milk-white and
brass rails shining like burnish
ed gold. The loading is being
done by Chinese dressed in na
tive costume, a great "improve
ment in picturesqueness if not
in speed, over the Anglo-Saxon
stevedore.
They are loading car loads of Can
adian flour marked In red letters,
Sam Wo Hlng Shanghai"; salt pork
and hams, bars of lead, and last but
not least, the personal baggage of the
King and Queen of Slam, and their
entourage. Three truck loads of per
sonsl luggage, wardrobe trunks, lea
ther boxes, hampers of champagne.
On some of the articles we read the
names of our friends on the Cascade,
Prince Svaatl. Prince 8ukkodaya, etc,
etc.
On the atern of the boat are a
flock of Japanese deck boys fishing
with long lines and no poles. Every
now and then they pull up a wrig
gling, glistening "shiner," and said
"shiner" Is packed away In a white
gauze bag with dozens- of others
only those on the top of the bag
wriggle, their comrades below are
quite still. Fresh fish tonight for
supper.
Out on the bay a four-oared shell
goea speeding by, then a single scul
ler. In bright red striped Jersey, an
awkward-looking hydroplane drops
from the sky and lands with a splash
like a Klamath pelican, a ferryboat
appears headed for the opposite shore,
then the Princess Irene backs out
decks crowded, It Is late for the C.
P. R. limited was ten hours behind
time, thanks to washouta near Gla
cier. -f-T-
The record-breaking rain not only
did things to the C. P. R, but to
Vancouver. For there were 3000 un
employed In the Jungles, getting
soaked to the skin so municipal au
thorities ordered them to move to
rooming and lodging houses giving
them- tickets for room and board
Unemployment Is a real problem for
Vancouver, for the hordes of Jobless
men In Central Canada are heading
for the mild climate of the coast be
fore the hard winter sets In. Van
couver Is the 'Jumplng-off place. Here
Is a surprising thing: These Jobless
men are given free rides by the 0. P.
R. and Canadian National, as long as
they stay out bf the passenger coach
es. As a result every Incoming train
Is literally loaded with them. The
situation Is serious now; It promises
to be critical before the winter Is
over.
But from what we can learn Can
ada la going to be equal to the occaa
Vancouver to contribute one quarter,
Ion government for aid, and the pres
ent plan Is for a huge relief fund
Van oouver to contribute one quarter,
the province another quarter and the
federal government one half, one
good suggestion has been made that
ths unemployed be divided into two
classes, those who art well and able
bodied and those who are not. The
latter will be sent to government
hospitals; the former will be given
food and clothing and shelter but
only In RETURN FOR WORK. As a
result, this everlasting pan-handling
on the streets of Vancouver will be
eliminated. All a resident asked for
aid has to do la send the man to re
lief headyuartera. There he will be
given work, or If unable to work
proper medical care. A very sensible
scheme, and !t seems to us that the
American government might follow
Canada's example, alt ho from what
we have observed unemployment Is
far more serious here than below the
line.
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One amazing thing here are the
antiquated moving picture theaters.
We were attracted to one yesterday
advertising British-made talkies only.
with a great allow of Union Jacks on
the outside, and a Scotch kiltie and
his bag pipes. The theatre was little
better than Medfords old Liberty,
narrow and foul-alred, but literally
packed with a long queue on the side
walk all day. We had to stand In line
nearly 40 minutes to get In. (Later
we found thla was caused by Labor
Pay, there being long lines at every
movie house In town.)
-
ample
nun, wiia sample we would say
British talkies are about five years
behind the Hollywood brand. The
films were "Night Birds," a Sco'tland
Yard thriller and Anna Mae Wong,
the Chinese movie star In "Flame of
Love." The individual parte were all
well taken rather better than In
American films. but the plots were
surprisingly old-fashioned and naive,
the lighting and ensemble effects
crude and amateurish. There was no
snap and no sublety to either of
them, while "Night Birds" was par
ticularly 10-20-30.
But the packed house was wildly
enthusiastic, and the msnager a typ
ical British bounder In loud checked
suit and diamond ring, was having
the time of his life running about
and assisting the overworked ushers.
Went by there today Just 34 hours
later, the same showing of Union
Jacks, but no Scottty and no crowd,
nc one in sight to even wake up the
sad-eyed ticket girl. If every day
were labor day In A. C. movie man
agers would buy villa, on the Riviera
and retire)
Talk about social unrest I At a pub-
llo auditorium called the Arena here
5000 people Jammed In to hear Bol
shevik agitators rap the government,
pull the whiskers of King Oeorge,
and virtually advocate a revolution.
Had we never heard the Inflamma
tory utterances In Hyde Park, London
and quarter of a century ago too
we would be packing our bags to get
over the border before the shooting
started.
But that Is the English way and It
la a VERY GOOD WAY. Instead of
Jailing agitators, they give them
every chance to blow off steam. The
speakers at this mass meeting were
greeted with the same half amused
tolerance that similar speakers were
greeted In Hyde Park during the
Pankhurst days. Our own Idea Is 75
percent of the audience went there
out of curiosity to see the show
and the other 3S percent felt a bit
cheap about the whole thing when
they went home. They would like to
be martyrs and be Jailed, for seditious
utterances when they are just laugh
ed at their whole propaganda falls
flat. The British believe In free
speech and utilize It as an Invaluable
social salety valve.
Last night at the same "Arena"
Jack Johnson was given a benefit a
la Jack Dempsey at Eugene. But what
& contrastl Dempsey got a 95000 guar
antee and several thousand over,
Johnson got $50 and was glad to get
that. How the mighty has fallen. We
last saw Jack on State street. Chi
cago after his victory over Jeffries,
Jack In a big fur coat and about 500
kids following him, giving; a cheer at
every corner with a police escort
finally necessary. Last night the old
boy ambled In, with his boxing gloves
over his shoulder and one little slck
looklng man with him. He even had
hard work to show that golden smile.
And the man called In to the box
with him, was a professional wrestler,
who didn't pretend to do anything
but cover up and clinch so Jack was
unable to show even what's left of
his art of self defense. Very sad. Jack
Is 64 now, has no hair on his head,
and a fold of fat on his tummy, but
what shoulders and arms, and In 3
rounda at least what speed. But with
that idlotlo wrestler performing op
posite him what could the poor ooy
do?
Later he said to a group of news
paper men: "What about the Jeffrlea
fight? Why I Just licked him that's
all. No frame-up I'se never framed
up. An thaa what I'd do to Jack
Dempsey too I hereby challenge him
to meet me anywhere In three rounds
or four or fifty. I tell you boys he
don't dare."
We hava a pious Idea Jack's right
about that.
R. W. R.
Talks T&
V
parents
C.USK FOR WORRY
Ity Alice Judtor. Feale.
Edna'a parents think her a modrl
daughter. At 16 she Is the same
sweet, docile, confiding child that she
haa alwaye been.
Her choice of pleasures, of books
and companions shows none of thme
disquieting tendencies so frequently
characteristic of the awkward age
The only cloud on the horlron Is
the fact that Edna'a friends are no
long the sweet girls they used to
be. -
They show what Edna'a parents
consider an aggreaslve neae of man
ner, an unseemly taste In clothe.,
and a lamentable Interest In the op
posite sex.
The change leaves Edna out In the
cold but. on the whole, her parents
think It Is all for the best. If friend
ship with these girls would mean that
Edna would become like them.
Although they do not ream it.
Edna's parents have very real cause
for worry.
A le-year-old girl haa no business
being "just the same child" ahe has
been In the past.
It would be much better for her
If ahe did ahow me of that self
aaaertlvenesa. loud taste and that
tendency to look upon boya "with an
Interested eye which her parenta
would find so distressing.
The beginning of Interest In the
opposite sex Is far more wholesome
at this time than tha continued cen-
moon
SYNOPSIS; HcllD Btlalaa, hos
ret to (as ifarqueaa Cabrera, ia
careleta with Jewelry. 8o aaya
Iladame Fouche, who haa come to
tha Balaiaa homa in fiiloxt with
her ton, Adrian. Tha marquaao
exulta at thii information useful
to Jaaon Diiitt. icho ftod hired her
to ehaperona Juantta Baaara
aliaa Benorita Plorca now A'ellv's
puetf. Tha aenorita. ahe tella Ka
dame Fouchf rind Nelly, ia en
gaged to a Spanish noblematu
Juanita, tneontoAIJe. Knowing nota
ing of the robbery acheme. ia at
aailea by mysterioua teara vaguel'r
underlying her connection vith
Dii-itt'a gambling soute. ifrs.
Belaiae'a grandson. Kirk, in love
teith the girl, does not understand
her mood and misunderstanda
when aha appears lo aeek AArian'a
eompnny. But at a breakfaat for
two Kirk aeea her drawn to him.
Chapter 23
HAPPINESS FOR KIRK
TUANITA'S band, lying beside her
plate, felt Kirk's hand cover It.
Kirk's hand, warm and sure and
firm. She did not move.
"Juanita," he said, his voice seem
ing to move along her veins into
her heart "Juanita, took at me."
She felt the tears In her eyes, but
ahe looked at him.
"Juanita!" Kirk was at her side.
"Juanita, darling what is It?"
She had risen, stood dazedly. Tha
Thing was close like a black pall.
Kirk's arms were closer still.
Kirk's kiss waa on her eyes, her
'irow, her mouth. .. .
Juanlta's arm went
around Kirk's neck.
"Darling. . . ." Kirk's whisper.
"Nothing shall make you sad. Noth
ing shall hurt you." Kirk's whisper,
moving along her. veins, Into her
heart
Her hand touched his face, as it
to make sure that she did not
dream, moved along bis forehead,
pushed back his bair. She thought,
"At last I have dooe that!" as If
it had always been her wish.
"You blessed child!" said Kirk,
kisslnt ber again.
Her arm went around bis neck.
The black Thing with Its waiting
pall slunk away Her face was
against Kirk's breast, but she knew
that the sun bad come up out of
the sea,, was gilding the garden.
Kirk did not leave at six o'clock.
At seven he came up to Nelly's
room while she was having her
coffee.
"And why are we not half way
to New Orleans?" enquired Nelly.
"Or did we go last night and get
back while Juanita was singing to
Adrian?"
Kirk smiled. He was big with
his news, and he sat down on the
toot of the bed, facing Nelly.
"Juanita and I are engaged," he
said.
Nelly's eyes rounded over the
edge of her cup, as he had known
they would.
"Since when?" she asked.
"Since about nve-forty-five. She
had breakfast with me. Had to run
back to ber room tor fear the mar
quesa would miss ber, and I came
to tell you."
"Kiss me. Kirk." eald Nelly. "I
hope you'll be happy."
"You sound a little vague," Kirk
answered, kissing ber cheek.
"I'm not vague at all. I'm Just
dazed. 1 didn't expect "
"You knew I was In love with
ber."
"I knew It before you did. But I
didn't think you'd get engaged
while she was our guest 1 didn't
think a son of mine would propose
under those circumstances. I told
Theoneste so. It's all right though,
as long as she loves you as long
as you didn't embarrass her by mak
ing her refuse you."
"I don't think I proposed." said
Kirk thoughtfully. "As I remember
taring of Intereat about the love ob
Jecta of childhood.
It la only right and wholesome that
mother and father should now slip
Into the background, while enthusl
aama for teachers, for school friends,
and for boys hold the center ef at
tention. The girl who at IS Is not a little
uncomfortable and Irritating to live
with Is not growing up as ahe
ahoukl. but clinging to the patterns
of childhood.
What at 10 may look like excep
tional goodneaa and sweetness, at 31
n ay be the kind of problem that ta
brought to. a psychiatrist.
PITTSBUROH. Sept. 10. (AP)
Governmental dictatorship was pre
scribed today aa the only palliative
for the ailing bituminous coal in
dustry by Phillip Murray, Interna
tional vice president of the United
Mine Workers of America.
Acting Secretary of War Colonel
Frederick H. Payne approved SS0O0
for Improvement of Yaqulna liver.
Newport Journal.
of DELIGHT
It, we Just sort of understood each
other."
Understood? That was the way
girls talked when men deceived
them. Surely Juanita was not de
ceiving Kirk!
"Yes, understood thoroughly.
We talked about the future. She's
going to stay here with us. That
is, if I still want her after what
she has to tell me. Isn't that ridic
ulous?" Nelly nodded, relieved. "When Is
ahe going to tell you?"
"This afternoon when I get back.
I'd have stayed today it she had
let me. She says she has to think.
Says she won't talk to me till this
afternoon, even if 1 stay. It's easier
to go." Kirk rose.
"Kirk, dear." said Nelly, "yon'll
have to ask the marquesa for
Juanita."
"Juanita says not," Kirk an
swered. "I was going to, but she
says the marquesa has nothing to do
with It. Sbs doesn't want the mar
quesa even to know. So don't tell
anybody."
"Not even Theoneste," thought
Nelly regretfully.
Kirk went, and she lay looking
out into the sunshine. Juanita
always with them. No wonder Kirk
had been so happy.
Nelly wondered if she had been
sympathetic enough. It had come
as a surprise after the marquesa's
news of Juanlta's engagement She
had in a way given Juanita up,
had let go of a nebulous hope that
had come into her heart simultane
ously with Juanita. She herself
could not be with Kirk forever, and
Juanita was Just the one she would
like to leave. In her place. Nelly
smiled, tapping her glasses against
the mornlDg paper beside ber.
"So much for betrothals In
Spain," she thought
Too bad she couldn't tell Theo
neste. But Theoneste would prob
ably run right to the marquesa. Odd
that Junnlta hid things from the
marquesa and the marquesa told
Juanlta's secrets for her. Kirk and
Juanita would have to handle the
marquesa and the matter of that
other engagement the best they
could. Juanita was going to tell
Kirk all about It this afternoon.
Full of his news, and she Nelly
had been so full of it too, as soon
as he had told her, that she had
neglected to tell what she had read
in the New Orleans paper. All
about the DuBois robbery. That
lovely crown Cerise wore at Comus
. . . even before they had had time
to have the gems set in some
practical way. . . . Foolish of them
putting real stones in the crown
when the carnival royalties had
usually been content wltb rhtne
stones. . . . Other losses, too. It was
worse than the Stevens robbery
the very night after Hod gave that
dance for Juanita. Thank heaven,
Kirk had taken her own Jewel-case
to the bank, thought Nelly. After
the way she had acted about the
necklace he wouldn't take any
chances. Wouldn't even let ber have
them to play with or to wear. Of
course there were other things at
the house in town silver and bric-a-brac.
But these robbers appeared
to scorn silver. . , .
Nelly picked up the paper again,
but her thoughts wandered. Lorena
came In to take the tray.
"Give me my orchid pegnolr,"
said Nelly, "and fix my hair." And
when Lorena had obeyed to both
their satisfactions, "Ask Sefiorita
Flores to come In," said Nelly.
(Cerr'itai, DcJi. ilia o Co.)
Can Juanita face Nelly? Tomor
row Adrian waits (or Kirk, with
important newt.
Bridge at Agness
Will Be Rebuilt
PORTLAND, Ore., Sept. 10. (AP)
Propositi for rebuilding the sus
pension brldire over the Rogue river
at A new were opened today by
W. H. Lynch, district engineer,
bureau ol public roads. The low
bid was $21,880. submitted by the
Clackamas Construction company of
Oreiron City.
The bridge Is about 30 miles up
the Ropue river from Wedderburn
and Gold Beach. The contractor
mut take men and equipment to
the site by boat as there Is no
road Into the region.
Show rar Wend
BEND. Or-.. Srpt. 10.- AP) Snow
to the depth of seven inches on
Walker mountain, and trarea in the
foothills west of Bend. wiw reported
by Deirhute-s forest officials here
yesterday.
.Molalla Roads In this vlclaUy lm-proved.
MmmBmA
, mmmm
Personal Health Service
By William
Slgn-d letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to dlsea-e.
dlafuixls or Irreutmrnt win be anmered by Dr. Brady If a stamped sell
addrested envelope Is enclosed Letters should be brief and written In ink.
Owing to the large nurabfi of letterr received only a few can be aruwered
here. o reply can be inadf to queries not conforming to Instructions.
AddreM Dr William Brail) id care the Mall Tribune.
DON'T PICK ON THE CHILD WITH ST. VITUS' DANCE.
Chorea or St. Vitus' dance la not
a nervous condition at all, but an
Infectious disease. The patient Is.
no more "nervous"
than you or I would
be If compelled to
put up with the
many annoyancea
the chorea patient
haa to endure.
It la, In my opin
ion, a serious mis
take to regard such
a chUd as a ' "ner
vous" child or to
pamper the child
more than one
would If the trouble were, say.
bronchitis or enuresis. 5f course,
such an Invalid In the home should
receive fair consideration and -aym-pathetlc
care, but In no ease ahould
this extend to the deprivation of
ordinary pleasures or prlvUegea for
other children or members of the
household. If you pamper the cho
reic child in the months the lllnesa
usually last, youll have a tartar to
handle after the chorea Is over with.
If the lUness drags on for a year
or two. aa It does In not a few cases,
then a pampering policy spells the
ruin of the child, for he la pretty
certain to be a difficult persrn for
everybody to get along with for
many years If not for the rest of
his life.
Worse than mere pampering, I
think, is the too common practice
of experimenting on the child with
chorea. I mean thla trick of trying
now thla. now that doctor, for a
week or two, and running around
from quack to quack or from faker
to faker in quest of some miracu
lous sure cure. It seems that the
quacks and fakera, the self-commended
experts, have tha eure cure
regular, honest physicians never
seem to be able to discover sure
cures for anything.
Worse than this half-baked prac
tice of experimenting on the choreic
natlent Is the sneaking or open use
of superstitious charms, incantatlona
and such hocus-pocus on the luck
less child. Even If the patient I
sound in mind and nervea this sort
of medelval voodoolsm la enough to
wreck the mind and make the little
one hysterical.
The most essential remedy for St.
Vitus' dance Is REST, and parents
who have none too much Intellectual
capacity can scarcely realize how
much good REST will do wnen me
condition Is at Its worst and all sure
cures have been tried without bene
fit. One of the best waya to give
the child with St. Vitus' dance the
great benefit of rest la by keeping
the child in bed for a few days.
Thla la not so simple aa It may
seem. Olten it requires au me b&ui
of the physician to secure for the
child this benefit. You can't merely
order your chUd to atay in bed, for
that may be actually Injurious wnen
the chorea is very bad. I repeat It
Sundown
Stories
THE AIR FARfl
By Mary Graham Bonner.
John and Peggy stopped at once
to talk to the cows on this farm up
In the air.
The Clock's magic was wonderful
when he could
turn the time
ahead this far!
Now he had stayed
behind for a little
rest, and he h a d
told the children
to go about and
see whatever they
could see. :
"We're lofty1
cows." one of the
xitv - vS TOW8 repeaiea, as
i& iSt "In the o 1 d days
our families were
perfectly satisfied with a quiet old
meadow and a stream and a good
shady tre.
"But now they've brought us up
to this air farm, and X must say that
we enjoy It.
"You see. they've built a stream for
us. They get their water for It from
the clouds, and it's always fresh and
cool and nice. Then they brought
up earth and grass from down below,
but they lave no trouble now in
growing vegetables and grass here.
"They've learned a great deal
people have." the cow continued.
"They used to be Just as bound to
the earth as we were."
"Do you like it up here?" Peggy
Inquired.
"Well," said one of the othe
cows, "we cows are not ones to get
v.ry much excited about anything.
B it we like It. They don't make us
do any more than our parents used
to do.
'We gtre freh milk which they
take around In planes to the other
vir places air hotels and air
schools and so forth. And they let
ua res: and sleep and dream our
cow daydreams Just as cows have al
ways done."
AH of a sudden one in charge of
the farm came alons and said:
"We must take the milk along
now. The milk plane Is due here any
second."
Tomorrow "The Milk Plane."
Fire Destroys Plane
PORTLAND. Sept 10 ( AP Fire
last night destroyed the roofing
plantof the J. B. Burknelmer Man
ufacturing company here with loss
of 115.000. Explosions of tar Bar
rels throughout the plant were
heard for many .blocks. Two auto
mobile wera lost.
Brady, M. D,
la a difficult matter and demands
real medical aklU.
For that matter, there la only
one sound course to pursue when
a child develops chorea, and that Is
to place the child under the care of
your physician, and let the physic
ian attend regularly and keep cloae
watch on the child's heart and bis
general condition throughout the
Ulneas, which, after all. is likely
to be aoonest mended when weU
attended.
Tf vnu hava a child with St. VltUB'
dance, write In for Instructions for
Management of Chorea, ana inciuoe
a stamped envelope bearing your ad
dress. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Big Boy.
Your correspondent, T. R., should
have a good look at me If he thinks
he la overgrown. He is 17, 6 feet 3.
and weighs 170. I am 16, 6 feet S.
and weigh 308 pounds. I gradu
ated from high school last spring.
I Intend to reach 6 feet S Inches
before my growing days are over. I
like to be big every one must look
up to you. Girls like big men.
M. O.
Answer That's the right philos
ophy. $0000.
Would S6000 be sufficient to carry
a student through medical schoolv
This Is to cover tuition, books and
all other1 college expenses. A. B.
Answer WeU. It should carry him
well along toward the coveted de
gree, tho I fear he wUl have to dig
up about as much again before he
will be ready to practice, these days.
Ripening Artificially.
I' have heard that oranges are
picked green and ripened by ex
posure to ethylene gas. Have such
oranges the Bame vitamin value as
oranges ripened on the tree? R
W. E.
Answer I believe not. Sunlight
is the source of the vitamin Influ
ence. lodism.
A year ago I started taking rather
full doses of Iodide of potash after
meals for . . . noticed Irritated
condition of my gums . . . dentist
says this was brought on by the
mrdlclne. W. E.
Answer Too much Iodide may
produce such untoward effect.
Consulting Psychiatrist.
Relative has been "nervous wreck"
two years. Every effort to persuade
him to consult mental specialist
brings on a atorm. You said one
can compel such a person to be ex
amined. C. J. A.
Answer If there is any reason to
believe the person mentally incom
petent any near relative may apply
to any court of record and the Judge
will Issue an order or paper author
izing proper examination. If the
person is found Insane the Judge
wtu commit him to proper hospital
for treatment.
(Copyright John F. Dllle Co.)
STUDENT PADDLES
TACOMA, Wash.. Sept. 10. (AP)
Bronzed from the sun and wind
of a 1500 mile trip In a small boat
which required two months and a
half and carried him from Sitka,
Alaska, to Tacoma, Robert N. D'Ar
mond. 20-year old former high
school student here, rowed his boat
Into the Tacoma Yacht club at
4:30 o'clock yesterday afternoon,
concluding one of the most unusual
small boat trips ever made in the
North Pacific coast.
Many nights he spent sailing
under the stars, while at other
tlmea he slept beside the warmth
of a driftwood fire on the beach.
D'Armond will sell his boat, which
he built himself, and go to Eugene,
Ore., to enroll in the University of
Oregon.
REINDEER STEAKS TO
BE DRIED IN SALEM
SALEM. Ore., .Sept. 10. (API A
factory for processing dehyraW
reindeer steaks and chops for ship
ment east will be established here. !
was announced last night by Carl
Howell, president of the Eskimo
Products corporation of San Fran
cisco. He has been .here the past
week. Irvnklns over sites.
X don't care how fat you are or
how much you hate to get out and
walk a couple of miles. If you will
take one-half teaspoon of Kruwhcn
Salu In a glass of hot water every
morning for 4 weeks and cut out
pastries, sugar and fatty meats-
You will feel so good so energettc
and the uree for activity will be so
great that you will immensely enjoy
a dally walk of several miles and
lo?e fat.
While you are losing fat you will
be gaining In energy in endurance
In ambition. Your skjn will or?w
clearer and your eye? will sparkle
with the good health that Kruschen
brings.
Just try one 85c bottle of Kruschen
Salts. It will lasi you 4 weeks. After
you have taken one bottle the od
armchair won't hold you any more
you'll want to be up and doing
you'll enjoy work you'll sleep like a
tp and probaNy live vears lonr.
Oet Kru.chen at Jarmin & Wood.
Heath's Driii Store or any live drug
gist in America with the understand
lna that you must be Joyfully satis
fied or money back.
W R. Daniels of Richmond ri'.il,
N Y.. writes: "After a bottles of
Kruc.en. I've removed 3 inches from
my bt'.t, fell 25-j. more active, mind
Is clearer, eruptions have dlsftpnea:
ed Am 46 yr? o'.d and feel 20" vrs
your.K-r. I get up feeling 100 i.
Kruschen sure Is greatr I
Fat len
Flight o Time
(Medrord and Jarkson CouQty
lib lory From the Flies of The
Mall Tribune of 20 and 10 Yea,
Ago.)
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
September 10, 1921
(The Day Was Saturday)
Honore Palmer, of Chicago, owner
of the Modoc orchard, comes to the
valley with party of friends.
Roscoe C. (Fatty) Arbuckle, famed
film comedian, held In custody fol
lowing death of Virginia Rappe, film
extra, aa result of hotel room party.
Standard Oil service station on
South Riverside, la robbed by tali
bandit with red bandanna handker
chief over his face.
500 deaths reported In Texas floods
and tornadoes.
Mayor C. E. Gates, In Portland,
delivers speech favoring Portland
world fair.
Local lawyers engage In wrestling
match before county court, during
heated argument over $25.
Landowners of the Medford Irriga
tion district hold a masa meeting,
and C. M. Thomas named chairman
of committee to Investigate condi
tions. TWENTY YEARS AOJ TODAY
September 10, 1911
(It Was Sunday)
War between France and Oermany
over Morocco Imminent, as fleets
mobilize.
Heavy downpour gladdens farmers
and Improves road to Crater Lake.
Qua Moser of Portland drops In
unexpectedly and is given banquet
by the Elks.
New Orleans flooded with 5,000,000
gallons of -sorghum molassea when
huge tank bursts.
Swedish scientists here to study
fruit conditions.
New chamber la discovered In the
Oregon Caves.
Robert O. Fowler leaves San Fran
cisco by airplane for New York and
soars over city at express Bp ted.
$50,000 la offered for first plane to
fly across the continent. No time
limit.
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