PXGE voxm MEPfrORD MAIL TRIBUNE, AfEDFORD, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, -JULY 15, 1931. IIedford Mail Tribune 'o - f'Cferyon, in Scutherh Oregon - -' reeii Ike Nad TritniM" i.rj , Wellf and Sundae , , ' i: 1 futiutwi l MIDrOKU CRl.MI.Na CO. IMMI N. Fit M. . KOBKKT W. Rl'HL, (Hilar K. L. KNAH-. llanaier An Irdepeadent NKpT -. Kntcrtd u iceond cleee nutter At ftfatfoei, Onfao, under Act ol March 8, i 8TB. , lUBSCWlTION BATES By Mall In Adtatice; , Pall, triUi Sunday, rev .T.BO MnUr. ith Sunder, month .fJ f Pauv, without Sundae, nwntb 69 ' belli, slUmut Sunday, year 6.80 . Sunday, one year S.00 III larrkr. In Adtane Hearted. Aenland jKkumllle, Central Point, fboerite. Talent, Utiul Hill eul on Hleh.an. - llallr. with lundar, BofiUi , $ .t ' Pally, IUKMtt (uulay, nonUI 63 . pally, wlthuut Sunday, one fear f.00 " llallr, itii Bandar, ,r rear (.110 All terse), cejib Is adtanea. - WELL, vififo A STRANGE INTERLUDE OffieUI parte of the Cltr of Medford. ' Official paper of Jackets) Counlr. I MRMREH OV THE ABSOTIATBD PKEH8 1 HreelTlnc Pull Leaed Wire Serclee The Auoelated J'rwe le ewlualrely entitled to Jthe tree for publication of all new dinuatehee credited tu It or oinerwue ereuiieo in una paper, and aleo to trw local newi puullxlMd herein, ' All rlrlili for publication of special dispatches rem are auo reemra. I- MKWUfcll OP USITK1I fUKUa MKS1BKU OP AUDIT Bt'ltKAU OP CIUCULAT10K8 Adrntliinc DepmnUMTM M I! HllllKSHKN k (OMl'ANT roomed in New York, Ctileifo, pttroll, theUKtao. b Angela, HuttU, J'uflUnd. Ye Smudge Pot f - (By Arthtw Perry) jl.''The Mayor of I'ortland, return ing from lTnnoe, whero ho wns (horoNomoly ; tnlkutlvo, n ' uhuhI, Whenever he is down to tho depot Ithd the crowd 1h ample, uttemptcd ftf kiUH B pretty luily who, tho press tflfsputchos mate, "bltiHhod furl loiisly." Thq inetropulltan burgo master for ninny years has boon In M osculutory mood, rind sooner or g;ir win gci eiappou. J.NTKIIKKTINO, IF TRI'R f , : (Morrow County Mown) fj , .William lluebnur, entorprin 'vlnK , furmer, wan dolnu; Rume "week-end trudinic In town Hut f ; urduy. -11a- Uvea on the Her' 'place itnd thinks he In happier t, on hlit farm than ho would bo lllvlnB in town. &'Muny , ho.ve.ntnrted to worry fihout tho comlnir winter, which fa. expeated to bo wintry.1 Kvory 4rdy ehould do his eharo towards fSOntlnuIng the chnrnilnK dupros (oni by wenrlng tho overcoat he TouKht in 127, for fix, . . , t - !- 'Farmers are racing- hulls to the Ssnoe, and It Is about tlmo for tho utumn want ad: "Wanted: MlKh school alii tu do housewurk for jbeard, during school yeur. Must a homo nights." t'tJunnor hikers".' aro hcsleglnx Jne ' capitals at Hprlimflulit and ftlsdleon. They arrived by truck iid ttuto. (Amorlcun Lumbar Mtiif.) HlKns of the tlmus. the battle'S-rJver-,' and the victorjr won. " Just what fory of coim remains t6 be Keen. But some victory. At least we liuve never gone throiifTi a campaign yet, where one sle didn't win and the other side lose We 'anticipate this election will be no exception. We hjjve been through many clone battles of the ballot, but have never experienced a tie vote We don't 'believe we ever will. , There in one tiling about Medford. We take our elections seriously, art they should tie taken, but 'when 'if 'r' over, we are usually Komi sports about it and don't waste mush time in compliiiuitif;. "Vox populi, vox Dei." We accept the result bind up our wounds if we have any shake hands, and l?b on pretty well united, 'to more immediate and important concerns. TmIATS what we should all do this timov It will seem pretty quiet for n few days, particularly for this column. No more sewer discussion nothing to talk about but such, relatively 1111 important things as the situation in Germany,- who Is going to be 'the next President of the United State's, or' tbe menace of the yellow mosquito jn the Klamath basin. ' Hut perhaps something interesting will bob up. Something interesting usually docs. Chan Kgan may reach 1 the finals of the Western Amateur j Aimee Mcl'hcrson may decide to clean up Keno; or sonic local nnglcr may publicly broadcast over K.MKI) that stcelhcad fishiyg 'on Kogue River i better today than ever before. lEVKR. can tell. The only iccftain thing about this world - " is its uncertainty. Wlio would lmvc imagined 17 years ago today, that in less than lwo. vceks tho greatest war in hu mat history Would break intb flames. Certainly no one in Ibis neck of the woods suspected It, and few in tho United States. Perhaps another war will break out. That would make news for the newspapers, and might help the wheat market Hut somehow we can't see war this week or next, not in' the present generation, for that matter. At least not a real wa. The (inly hope for Old Man Mars is in the generation that was born around 19:20 tho' generation that doesn't know what war is that gives' us old people at least 15 years. ' a a a i AS ANYJON'fc who has read .this far niay, have suHpo,ctod, we have nothing to say,, and are filling up this column by say ing it. Hut there is one thing wo have done on election day for aliotit two decades, and which We intend td continue to'doi '" ' That is to tell everyone to vote. You guessed it.' Every election day in this land of the free and home of the 'brave" is a tost of good citizenship. And those who can vote and don't fail in that test, whether the issue is sewer bonds, who is to sit in tho White House, or dog licenses. ' '" ' . The essential principle is tho same, today, tomorrow' and forever. So hop to It, if you haven't hopped. : And 1 ' VOTE VOTE VOTE I J ' ' '. ' ' ' IDAHO POTATOES A LA BRODIE ' ,"t m only 42 Htlll yotinif. and tH" (Love Aituny Col., Portland MeWH-TcloKrum.) It can nut bo tt the law is klilillnu horsolf. Jv JI'KT HACKnittr' r ..((Vitliinla, Kn Noiitlml) .,. ig. ,Two (julnlan slrls wnro nr. t rested with their boy friends . .for drlnkbucint tho Hlmul lake Jj(Celrbratlon near Mooroland ' July 4th. Newspaper publish- "1 the names of the buys hut 1,,'OmlttMl the names of tho Rlrla. sjA Uulnlan mother is kicking fi,up a row because suspicion 'nnlnla trt AcBH f..lnln ..I.I - "Lost Male Persian cat answer- insx to name of 'Hobo.' Howard jir return to 764 Oreen etrect" (Bisklyou News.) A dlssusted fo plie, am who blames him. 1XM NK.N'NIIILK I . (iiblhx llnilih Jiiiilwln) " !'Kut moderately but sufd Fi clenlly of a wldo variety of wfirods which Include fresh t .vwrolnhles ami trulls and t'; milk. Your" appetite will take tcare of your calory Intake, l and good oooklng and pleasant servlnit will Insure you of bot "rtor digestion. Knjoy your E'meuls and let the vitamins and . Vtmlnernls look out for them- 'solviw," jr Tho alarming word has been broadcast, that a "wood shortage frtipends,'' This Is due to cutting Milling but corners and times, and coon other s throats. S V'As a ghl, tho bride grew Into woman " (Wedding Notice.) JTtJcy ll da It evr' time. hi ' rmvAi.iiv iti:i( Kr:i j A while bark some parties dis liking the oltirnahlp of Jtosette ltughes, a lone woman over in Pchaal Creek District, they went k ntghl to sexro her off, AtKr Walking around the house (hey sjade a little noise so the occupant ftfuM hear them, and thon went i the door, -The, woman not be 1 the scary kind, picked up hor finch-ester, barked unaliwi the rail of the house and begnn shoot bJg through the door, .filling the Hutler full of holes. During the titna all the parties hut one were away out of sight, safe, from inn Injury. Tho one left vas. too elg, .fut and clumsy, to run. Mo he dr.pid down in front of the door. fiHrnrd over and stretched out as flosa to the ground ss a lliard atkkai to a twig, and began praying, a red - a louder or more earnest fjsnper wna never delivered by no Jltjng person. r tPahloneghn; (Is , .uusr-l.) H"'KALKM, Ore., July j.(p)l. rrank Watt, trusty at the state inltentlnry who ew-nped yestor 4 y from the penltenllnrr farm. s returned to the prison esrly t Teg following his capture near J frnwm; south of here. PORTUNATELY, Finland is about as far from Oregon as ono can get on this whirling'' ball of dirt. Otherwise, Edward Urotlie, erstwhile editor of the Oregon City Enterprise, former ambassador to Siam, and how U. S. minister to Poland, would be in a peek' of trouble.' ' - " ' .' " T ( For Brother Hrodio'g enterprising n picture of hor boss to thtit pifpiant ond original weekly "Timo," With the announcenient' that E. E. had his potatoes sent from Idaho, each in d separate 'wrapper, and was so proud "of thorn that iiistcad 'of tlreSeittlncJ Poland debutantes with thoi conven tional orchid 'corsage, ho fireseiitcd them with a sack of spuds. A good story, nnd a' good picture of Oregon's ono mid only foreign diplomat.'. " ' V 1 ' ' Hut what about Orogpn potatoos, why should Edward de sert his native state nnd send his good money to Idaho, where tno potatoes may grow higher, but we havo the word of Klam ath Falls, they grow no butter! And the consequent publicity! Now in the host circles 'in IMsingfors instead of saying "gimo a j-otiWo," they say give me an "Idallo'ptimihc' do terre a la Brodhv' B . . . AD, had 1 We repeat, it's a lucky thing for Edward he is up near the North Polo instead of anywhere in terra eognito, whero lin outraged rural population could get nt him. Fortu nately also, that tho recall can't reach across the Atlantic Ocean,' Over the North Sea and along tho Adriatic. Just wait until Edward comes marching homo us Mayor Baker did 'tho other day. Unliko Portland's- (leorge, his tears won't be tears of joy, and he won't have to dodge a shower of redolent roses.' Nor will Kosiiria's Queen dodgo his' proffered kisses. '. . No, Edward will ho lucky if she doesn't sninck him full on the mouche with an Idaho potato iyid not a baked one, either. Will Rogers may want to get in" the White House' Hut he should remember it's the Presidency that puts over a column, not the column that puts over a President. 'Oh," wisdom what fool things aro done in tl Personal Health Service By William Brady, M. D. .... . vonrseir ' auick enouuh, he's a sap; If when your appetite begone. j shouts too quick, he's yellow. j hnppv one. If he doewi't nhoot f rhlTcTs" disipoiirtasy ' is puzBllng. j 20.000 people every dav " 111 , i i-1 l li i 1 -l. i 1. . r-. he ! said the parent, "for wej ta(l ' Trifeuhe "atls ; Blcned IMtm prfuJnfnc to pmurmi health Twa hTf Iim, not to dfrnM, dlacnotto or treatment vll be answered by Pf. Bruit if a lumped teU-mSdrttBttl melope li eneloted. Letter! ibould be brief and written In Ink. Owing to the large nuaiber of karri retched only a few can be answered here. Xo reiAf can be nada to querJea nut eonfurmioj to ImUucUtina. Addreu Dr. WiJliajn Brad in care of The Hall Tribune. .... .. . HOW'S YOCR OLOKKD CAR XKIIUTI.S TODAY? Iate Inut October and early No vember, driving acrow the coun try, the conductor of this column, who fltitl inalate there la no such thing as rheuma tic, developed a right c e r vlco- brachlal neuritis, or om the French call it, "sciatica of the arm." At the time I took what cratififuction I could at the Inconsist ency, of tho UBual explanation d o o- tor offer for the occurrence of this rather common trouble of aur tomobjle drivers. They nay it is obviounly caused by the draft of cold air that strikes the left side of the neck and the left shoulder of the driver, who keep the left window open or opens It frequent ly to signal with his left arm. Yah. ho does your old man, and yet X. got it on the right side. t Well, et, thai paHH. I don't want to rub It Into tho old fogies too much. Thee days they are hav ing a hard time "of it anyway, try ing to .keep sophisticated patients from laughing outright u.t the com ical "cold" delusion when the doc tors offer it in lieu of a diagnosis. As things are going, I can well afford now to sit back and watcft thq pld timers squirm out of it if they can. AH I need do id drop In a word now nnd then, when the clrcuniHUncen make It worth while This disorder, the doctoro tell UR,,is not fpund in dr.Iycrs of open. cars. For a minute I thought I had them there, but on second thought, maybo.I had better not mention thnt I drove an open car. considerably throughout the win ter, though. I confess this righl cervleo-brashlnl neuritis first oc curred while I was driving a doped car. The pain la in the shoulder nnd radiate toward the neck nnd the back, nnd sometimes I think it gets almost into your mul, The circumflox nerve Is usually affect ed with resultant pain In the del toid muscle (over the shoulder) and tho triceps areas. Movements of tho muse I ft? involved bring on tho pain, but paroxysms occur in the night, too, and keep you think ing over your past sins and your dark future prospect). The disorder, the old timers de clare, , "affect chiefly rheumatic subJocU, and the elderly and aged more-j than It does younger per sons. Yeah, and if you take these old timers seriously the disorder! nappens only on the left side, llut little difficulty like that would never detain tho resourceful diag nostio 'juggler, long or it u neatly tin you please 1: saying mine wasn't neuritis at "win vim jjko mat, : ; v.tJ They say, too. that tho troubled morellkoly to occur In cohlJEl utwiip HPiunor aim wnen you've nlrpjifl.. .vnt t i l ! f ' . ,,,wnL '- yuuni whining and complaining on dark, stormy days. The only thing they don't any is that drivers of closed earn' with qpen windows1 should always wear rod flannel undies. Ym, yes, we're coming to the remedies. Sun baths are fine. Dia thermy Is always a grateful help. Massage of the vertebrae must be done with great caution if at all. Ten-minute x-ray treatments twice a week, in mall doses, will give tho mcvt satisfactory results. . ! QrrcSTIO.NS AND ANSWERS Tho Wrontf Shop. Kindly send me Information as to the cause, symptoms and treat ment of r-r. (Mrs. G. .M. S.) Answer. - This is a health col umn, madam. . . - Alcoholics Delirium, - I believe you have condemned tho ais of strychnine in . nerve tonics. I wonder what you would y.jrmot a doctor .whoso treatment for alcoholic delirium is merely enormoua doses of etrychnJne . . . (Mrs. R. B.) Answer. I think it is one of beat treatment a dootor can give for the condition. i It's Uko Trying to Keep Klnsablo. , You havo asserted repeatedly that, vitamin D. is the important: one to favor th development ot sound teeth.-. I'.ut -r tells us it is vitamin C, which, io present in fruits . . . .(D. A. K.) Answer. And I repeat, vitamin "p is. tho essential vitamin for the development of sound, strong bones and teeth. There is no more sci entific Jasis for tho. claim that vltamjn C has such effects than there. Is for the silly claim that isuch fruits pre-vent or cure "acid- omIh." You might as well confino your choice of tobacco to the brand th .tt cu res soi-o t h roa t o r keeps you kifL-iahlo. There Is much more fun in It If you don't take such hokum so seriously. lOxiK'iiniciital Material. So you're the humane man who would experiment on condemned prisoners . . . (T. A. N.) Answer. Yes, with tho connlv- ance.of the prisoner?. I. have often though how nice that would be, when ( have been experimenting on my patients, of couiwe a doo tor can't be too mire,- -but-1 believe I have never killed anybody with the wrong niodleiuo when I plan a killing I. am careful to , choose the, rigit mediclno. . . I believe it would be a fine idea If you would have nil your articles nnd "talks" published In book or pamphlet form. Including the treat ment, etc., of common ailments. I nm sure thousands of your read ers would, like to buy it. (I, M. S.) Answer. It would make a bulkv tome about the bIeo of Webster's He'd nlln nniJ International, T en n't hnlltAH with Huuiuuiiun unu tu never again eeu myself to -a commercial publisher; "mi our roaaers can got it all right here, at no extra cot or anything, All they havo to do is clin the stuff nnd save it, from day to day. (Copyright John P. Dllle Co.) aj U. ri iv name' Sundown Stories a Ir'LflN'U STt'VIU, ffy,s tly Mnrjr (irnlmnV llumier. '" All the huts took oft from their treo homes nnrl hi'gsn to tly. John total the Utile Hlnok Cloik that ha had never hntl nny lileri that hats o o u I d fly so wonderfully. They would fly along very quickly anil then stop so Suddenly and start aft flying again In an other dli eel inn. "our rel tlons. the hoary er. Bat, "Vfho tind rume tmek to me ree nnr mwe. have tree homes as we do, hut the brown like "L"- ""f" nl n hsrm ,a0. j r.irrnrrtiw i "iihrlng," "All mother hats will risk nny danger to protect their young. In that way nil hats are alike. The hoary bats nro not to no seen as ofton ns otlirrx. They fly nigner. and they are not so so clnble.M , Now that ' the hats had per formed som flying stunts fur jonn nu 1'eggy, they wanted tu he off fur nn Insert hunt. So the iuck toon ine chiitiren to eee tho hoa-y bute. 'Ther were n good deal larger and their wings were niueh st..ing.-r and they rw ,,vr Ini,rr mnrveloiisly than their rutisins. They did all sorts of irkks In the air. , . Now the Oloolr was slowlv torn. Ing th,. time nhim and John nnd 'eggy saw the bats flying to a warmer rllmnte. Nome were stay. Ing behind, but great bat profes sions were now flying through the air and nil seemed to know exactly the direction to go. "Htrnnse how they can tell which Is the south." John re marked, "Mnmrhuw you never think of lulls as being thnt bright." The flock was hnppy that he had made the children Interested In bats. , How often, standing on the desk, he had mirfered silently -celriH trio wny . people tventetl ll FLIGHT 0 TIME (Modford gad Jackson Oonnty . History' From the Fllos ot The Mall Tribune of 10 and 10 Years Ago.) Quill Points ; TKtf V BAILS AOO TODAY : ' july 15, 1921 I XThe duy was Friday) fcvldence Bceuinulntos that Tr. II. M. Brumfield of KoseburR long Planned tne death of Kussnll Den us, nornui lannrer, tor the pur pose ot defrauding Insurance com panies. The dentlBt told patients; tor weeks tnnt he reared death In nn auto accident. Kntlre state Is aroused over crlmo. 1 Southern stntos aroused tiy a se ries of musked night riding out riKes attributed to the revived Kit mux Klnn. A Texas woman la tarred and feathered, a Florida church deacon Is hanged until un conscious, nnd a war veteran badly beaten. IMiinncle rood at Crater Lake opened, and launch makes first trip around the luke. All Uike o' the Woods cottages now occupied. Ashland to Uthln park. r Tree people are those who have thrown off n huteful yokoi and selected new bossek from their 6tn ranks. If human rottenness caused the first flood, the most romnrknble development ot the ages Is tho Increase of Heaven's patience. .' But a finishing school doesn't really finish anything except Dad's bank account. , Another nice thing about, the school of experience Is that you don't forget everything when the test Is finished. 1 , 1- I 1 ''L ' ' i ... J .-, ,' GREATEST SEMI-ANNUAL SHO 'Still in Progr&ss -WitK Even LOWER PRICES and GREATER VALUES Added tp Jhese :a3 BIG" BARGAIN GROUPS $1.85'' This lot Includes Beige Kid PuVnps arid Sea Sand ' Kid Ties and Straps. Values to $8.50. fe This lot Includes . new Putty Beige .'Pumps, white and natural Lin en Pumps and Straps. Values to $10. $2.85 This lot Includes Blue Kid Ties lin'PD'mps and Patent. Buckle Pumps. Values to $8.50. a $5;85 ... This lot Includes White Kid 1-Straps with Span ish heels and new Sea Sand Pumps. Values to $10. .. . . $3.85 this lot includes Beige Kid 1rStraps, and Beige Kid Hlglr Gore, Pumps; medium heels.' White Kid i 1 - Strap . Spanish heel.r Values-to $1U. $6.85 Putty Beige 1-Srtpa and Water S.nake 1-Straps with box heels. - Values in this group range up to $10, ..... . now J;Pres areso Jow and values so great. You're sure to find what you want in i tJiis TrttoAu TSS"" SI RANQ &HOS X NO EXCHANGES -"-Li NO REFUNDS ,SLf- EVERY SALE FINAL fZZOZZlIZ!!?!-'. ' 11 1 sassMaasssisaaiajas.TMssss If ' ' ' " ' ' " " "" " ',"' " r ' ' ' ' . ' " Is A nauve Is a fellow at n sum mer resort who says this kind of weather is very .unusual. The Ihms of the 4nnilr Is tfio one nlKt bores die "Olliera by nuillng an occnMonnl Item aloud. put rest room In 1. TWENTY YKAHS A) TOIJAY July 15, 1911 (It was Saturday) Croat excitement prevails when It Is discovered Unit the handsome granite front of tire First National bank Is an Inch on Main street. i.uuri action was threatened by acl lolnlng property owners, but the matter Was finally adjusted. Tho town Is well behaved andi tliero Is no trouble, and the police1 have an easy time with no arrests In five days. Old city well on Klvfcrslde nvo' nue to be tilled with dirt. Great wood riming activity In the Hulls Falls district ussiires city plenty of wood next winter. There was a shortage last year The V. ft K. Is hauling the wood to Medford. 'Or. Holt Is the limild IMlaraur of a neat porch." i Kaeie l'olnt correspondent.) OKLAHOMA FARMERS LETTING WHEAT ROT AM Ami.l.O. Texas. Jnlv 1K im -J-A report received hv the Ama rllln Daily News today from tluy mon, Okla., said many farmers were refusing to harvest their fheat and that a few Worn filial.. In h nVr and thoi who mm hBrYwtlnir wr tttrln(t their itrtiin. Chivalry; The, quality that saves a mans selt;-respect when , ho gives a woman gangway to save the skin. " Parents nro people who tnlk shmg whlli scolding a child for not using the language learned at school. Americanism: choojinK fonrth rate men to handle public affairs; howling because they fall to per form miracles. For that matter the govern ment could pay a large portion of Its expensts by taking over the soft-drink business. You don't realise tlic; ix.wcr of lnvo mull, you kIimitvo lire kind of l-oilo It n-cxnicllos o'-orre nnottier. Thrift yonr.lf ' Is the habit 'of denylnc today nnrl thn Invlnir FOX CRATERIAN SATURDAY NIOHT "TELEVISION" ? ? ?. ? ? ? LUPOlWIACTIGWul 1000 MIteES AWAY! A Person 1000 Miles Away mirfit not . care what he sold you. BUT we are right here'. Our business depends ort you and your good will. If y6u prosper, we prosper. 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