.1 . : MEDFORI MAIL-TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OTCEOON, WEDNESDAY,' .TljJXE f 34, t .1 93 1 ."- J VI i -- PAGE POUR T . J? W.' Medford Mail Tribune Datl, and Bundaf i ,,- , Pubiuiwd in i innroRD ruNTiMO co. li-ir-ii n. tk n. ROBERT W. ROBL, Kdllof i. iUMPTEB SMITH, lllWH As lodtptnkflt Nmpaper .tared as Meond etui natter tt Bradford, mm, BUM Act of Mares I, 18l. SUBSCRIPTION SATES tt Man. In Adianeat Mir, (lit Sundae, for IT. BO ' IMilr, wltb Sunder, month .10 Dttlly, .about Sunday, rear ,. . 9-SO ' Dallr. (Itnout Bunder, montb. ,' .05 suiMUr, on rear -op By Carrier. In Adtanea Medford, AabUnd, heeeonTUle, Central Point, Pboenll, Taleot, Uold Bill and on Hujimaye. . ; Dailr, villi Sunder, awnui... I .T5 1 Mir, without Bunder, nonlii . . . . . ... .85 - Mir, .about Bundtr, one roar f.00 Dallr, wllb Bunder, one rear.....'... 8.00 All tarme, cub In drinof. Official paper of the Cllr o Medford. Official paser of Jackjoo Countr. ' MEMRKB Of TUB AR80C1ATKD PIIKSS liwelrli Full Uued Wire Berriee Toe Amended Presa la eicluilTelr entitled to tho UH for publication of all newa dlapelehee credited to lb or othenrlte credited In tlila paper, and alao to too local newa publlelied berelo. - All rlbta for publication of apeclal dlapbUbae bareln are alao retened. MIMBEB OP AUDIT BUUBAD Of C1BCULATI0NB Adrortlslnc Reprnentatlrea I1C MOGBNBIUI A COMPANY OrTleaa In Mew York, Chicago, Detroit, yrmeleco, U Antelaa, Seattle, Portland. Ye Smudge Pot (By Artliar Perrr) It was necessary for a Portland court to step In anil halt a Juvenile Wnlkathon ratting In tho suburbs, UlustrtttliiK aguln tho hotiiloBsnoHH of paronts, with tholf young. ' Tho triangle comnoHod of Corno Ilus Vand'erhltt', Jr.; who detosIS publicity ,lllio rt tmni) ovungellHt, and his wife, and Peter Arnor Now York artist, whose nntlos are clog- ui u.. r...., n tlnu not rouehed tho point whero tho aggrieved ., CprnotlUH .vises, in his misery and moults: "l-'or I'cle's sake." v There will be il' shorl'aco tills (all, necordlng to tho Department o( Agrlculturs ro)urts, at nil root products, chiefly spuds. All' root products require extensive uso of the hoe, and there Is a deficit of good hoers. It begins to look iilto tho Mrtln Stem would not ho crowded enoUKh with nuto trnfflo, (or n helt-t-oarlnR country slilvureo, until (rult-plckliiK starts. '. ' OVC1II , (HuIiiioii Hiif Notes) ,,. , Whllo, .rvlsltni! - nls graAil 1 mother Saturdny, n enn 'at peaches exploded, c u 1 1 1 o K little Artie Hluu p' on the back porch. . As a matter of fact, Oregon Is suffering from a mild attuck n( tho Non-l'nrtlsnn league, a mttlndy tlntt effectively flattened out North ptikuUi, und Is Just discovering whntiulls It. i, A bevy of old (ashloncd smutty stories ; were precipitated . on,,. tho community tho (ii-Kt of the week, and caused some hearty guffaws, desplto the depression, .ady Kord Cpupo of the local Imitation llrlt lh set, told uno to tho g"S silo oil squirt, but tho onijlno Would npt start promptly, . Jonri- Ross Deuel o( Ccntrnl Puint was in town Monday und has . puiJed.'.hl Tuw's nose so much it Is twisted ellKhtly to the left. Ho also likes to chew on the, steoring wheel of tho family yehlclo, but tins made no progress in his gnnw Ing. ! Tho weeds and killjoys" uro flourishing In the rural arons.- Calvin Coolldgo Is mentioned (or the presidency. Many would rath er have a versatile and' oratorical Wall Htreet Democrnt,- as tt Ver mont ltepublican with only . one speech, und that about' economy, In his lurnyx, ( . , J The Older Cltrls nre now using a new brand of malt, and If thoy don't have any lurk with the next hatch of brew, It Is feared, nfter 12 years of earnest effort, thelt pntlenco will bo exhausted. , Collections are so slim ' In the northwest area, ltwns necessni-y 'to whack the bishop's salary. Times nro getting a little tough when the congregation won't even drop tt pants button In tho contribution box. iiOSIII Iiko County Kxninlnrr) ' The Voting Ladles' Auxl'lnry marched In the parade and there was 10, o(, them. Their uniforms consisted- of an nar row blue sash. Lieut, Dercy Woodpecker hnrf returned from enenmpmont, nnd it igallng the home folks with tales of the torts he captured, nnd the lark waitresses he captivated. No new over, here at Lower vnl tcy this week. J.uf as' every little item helps, your cuYrcsponrfent will write this to let you know he Is alive. - (Hlsklyou News.) The atmosphere is holding out better than expected. " JiYIUCS OP IJVK . A crust of bread und a corner to sleep In, A minute to smile nnd nn hour to weep l.i, A pint of Joy and ft peck of troubt And never a laugh but xha moans come double; f . ; 1 And that la life! i (Contemporary Verse) T Qlrl Does of Injury PENDi.ftTUN, Ore., June 24. eaneatw 1 '.TI0'' f Uuth Hunt, 13, of lleppner died In a aoepltn! hore yesterday from Injuries suffered "when her hors'J threw her Into a barbed wlro f'jnce and Urucgcd .hir. . , i. 0-wf jV-,.." :r:.0,t ------- 'TWO YOUNG MEN IN A HUBRYI" AT .-FIVE O'CLOCK yesterday afternoon Huroid Catty and Wiley Pout hopped of in tho "Winnie Miiy" from Harbor Crace, and tliis morning about breakfast in the aerodrome at Chester, Knglund. v "We're two young men in a hurr.v,'' they told their fellow airmen and, trnc to their word, drank fhtfir tsecond cups of coffee (we hope they liked the British coffee -better than most Americans do), climbed into their plune and roared into the air for Moscow via Berlin. , , ... . 1 " "Two young men in n hurry'' is right j jAyhat.a world, what a world, and what u time to he a part ot-HUfi 1 From .America to England in a little over 16( hours',' the same timo, if one is lucky, (hat it takes to travel from Medford to .San Francisco on the dear old S; P! And at the present moment Otto ITillig and Holger Iloiriis are soaring over the Atlantic with Denmark as their first stop ping point. t - TIIRiriLINC, isn't it fj. Biijt in tie last artalysisspep.il is ljot the , most important element in such .achievement. That is sec ondary to' the KFFKCT that such speed, the annihilation of time and space is going to have upon 'the civilized world. AVith America and England as near together as Medford and San Francisco; and with America and Denmark no further apart than Medford und Carinel, Europe ceases to be a foreign land, rind whether wo liko it or not, becomes one of our' elbow-touching, neighbors , '! !.'. If!". I I ... : Not immediately, ..o..fi0Ui's0, But just as soon as air travel becomes as it is siire to becoriie one of these il ays -relatively as iiafe, as travel by rail or steumship. - 4 '(' l-- WVjK that time arrives, tho relations between the nations . , of this world will be as vitally transformed, as were the delations between the Htates of this country, when tlie stage conch' gave way to tho railroad. . ' : - We are apt to forget that only 1U0 years ago, wheh it took over a week to get from Boston to Philadelphia, Indiana was actually more of an alien land to New York than England is today. This profound truth was expressed in a different way by the later -Professor Clianniilg, when ho-Hiiid that school text books not withstanding,- it was not the battlo of Yorktown nor the aid of France nor the ineffieieney of King fleorge that won Anierieiiii iiidependeliec. IT WAS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN - - . A ND now tho airplnne Iiiik removed tho Atlantic' ocenn. 'i rTlii ilotm nit mean that John Hull and Uncle Sain arc to join hands under ono flii)f, but it DOKS mean, in our opinion, that in another 1U0 yenra, pcrhnpH before not from the stand point of lauiiuiiijes, eustOniH or complexions, but from t'he'stnrtd point of international relations, there will be not only a United States of America and a United States of Kuropo, there will be a UNITICli STATES OF. THE WOULD 1 . HEARST RUNS WE WISH William Uandolph Hearst would seriously ;on temnlntii thin fno.t " . llttt. lie wnn'K William' Rnndnlnli is the world's ohatiipioioppiii'tlinist nnd' 'trouble ihtiker. Suffi eient untd tho day (for him) is the hokum thereof. i So in opposing President Hoover's siiRRCstion for n war debt moratorium ho is runuiiiK absolutely true to form! . Ever since Hearst's papers were bnrred ,f rom Canada and Oreat Hritain during the war, Hearst's foreign policy lias 'been motivated by his desire to slap tho face of King George. Enifland would ho benefited most by such a moratorium, for it. is pnyiile; this country more of its war debt thin): any other( therefore W. 11. fires n blistering editorial broadside against it. The attitude is purely personal, as all of Hearst's political (attitudes are. Hie hates KiirIiuh!, posed his pet depression-cure plan. That's enough for William Uandolph, If the law of gravity ever defied him, be would fight it with tho last linotype lit his command. 'He i in reality one of the last of the absolute, mon archy ..He is whole, hearledly for jio cause, no party, no coun try he is for William Uiinlodpli Hearst, first, last nnd all the time.,, .' ' ' , . ;'V . . .,.... ' ,t-. , .. .,. SO THE issue is drawn as far as President Hoover and Hearst are concerned. And no issue could be more to W. U.'s lilt ing. .. . How he and Hrother llrisbane will twist the lion's tail, again make "Herbert" n loyal subject of, King George, and flood the highwoys and 'byways with inflammatory insinuations caleu hited' to arouse the hatreds, suspicions and passions of the rani; and file.. I ! .. ' ,i '. , . . As before stated, a debt 'moratorium is not only riglit, it is desirable from the standpoint of this country's self interest. It. is. the ono action that t'.VN be taken which will guarantee BET TER, business conditions, and might actually transform, thorn. Hut the political difficulties, both nationally and iutcrna tic.nally, are tremendous. And William Uandolph Hearst, us usual, will do his utmost to cspituii.c them. About all you can sny for sin title. The old time bar was superior to the speakeasy in ono way, It bad enough self respect to throw out the drunks. MUTT A1ND JEFF One Man's Meat Is Another Man's Poison' - sv ' 6y BUD FISHER J,llhi HOOKAH- 1 THAT5 . I.UwNiU STOCKS 60 WP-MLUS 1 (X'H 6t-Afcl E6.BVtH!N6' S FIN6- Gee-fAjTT ! I ( THAT'S NOVM 'tAffAtih it--:' - 'i " ' " '.' ;' ' ' nine o'clock they were eatin? . . TRUE TO FORM President Hoovet recently op is that it makes n good movie MAIL .TRIBUNE " ' DAILY CROSS-WORD ACROSS : 1. Predicament 7. Hones ot a certain gait 13. Aaoendetl 14. BefflnnlriBr . 16. Lose on' footing 18. Runnjngttnot 18. Irldlicenl gem 20. Large open vessel 2L Secures 23. Top piece of a splr 14. Pronoun ti. Wire mens ; urement 19. Spout speechet 28. Dad 29. Means ot transmitting force and motion JX Word of con sent 32. Flower 34. Prepare for Solution of YflsterdayV Puzzle G,E TfTP A S AIR AUTTN'T P A"r1enT A it. Uiive rood ti 48. Mercenary 41). Itnllnn river 60. Soft drinks ; 52. Spanish article B3. Jlimbled type 64. Mineral soring Sfc. Thing t 86. Kits together at an ancle 87. Fortification 39. Pertaining to the moon 40. Still water within a coral Island 43. Assist 43. Outer part of tio, narrative 69. Lngruv with acid 6L Unit of elec trical cu- : paclty 6?. Broad 63, Hul) bed out t 65, Servile a wneei 1 48. Ornament bi. wish . 68. Cozily A C E SQbTgJA LOft E 1 P A UaIc EOSPIa'L S A T EllE MEPAiCTt L E V nNatgSTtj T1A STJ R.HT fe-L.l U LOT TTTp 0 M TlNjT O N A P O SjT O L J GjlC JE plEiRgslHii IrIkUeIsIt ifP Y I3 4s 1 N7FT1 W " 24 Vtt - ' . 2 jf - L, 'tiMu , 34 Wss : HaT' - v ' ' '-Je. ' 'mi ' " ' ' ' V T--- -g aM , 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 r ,,i Personal Health Service ' Sy William Brady, M. D. - Blpicd letlfm nrrtalntnit to pemonal hcallh and will be answered by Dr. ltrady 1 a ntnmpcd self aiMrwsed envelope Is enclosed. Leltm ihnulil lo brief and written In Ink. Owing to ttie.large luimlrar of letlen receded only a few can be nnswertj iwre. No reply can be made to querist not conforming to lnalruclluai, Addreu Dr. William Brady In cart of Tin Mall Tribune. THTJ WAY OP A thot great national falling. the annual vacation, looms on the horizon nnd nearly t'voryliody whoxe health vill stand It plans to go somowhero or other, nnywhoro but where one is, brief spoil-sport discussion of va-' cotlon rever may not Im .out of place in a health column. Dr. a.' M. Coo per ol' - lUp North Carolina state bon'rd' of ' health tokos tho pulpit bore today without h! knowledge or consent. You see, Dr.. Cooper Is tho guy who odlt.i tho monthly "Health Kullctln" published byUio stut.o health board nnd widely dis tributed to North Carolina tllrvena and some of us favored den.Iens nf other places. Tho "Health Itul- K'tln!' In nty opinion, M the most readable and helpful thing of I ho kind In this country, and nearly every stnto health department ns weM nr mnny city health depart ments ih'iie some) Filch reguhir mes sage to the" citizens of rnther to citizens who earn to be on the mailing list. Tho trouble with most of 'em Is they're so terribly dry that even' I can't road 'em, and tho layman who con pore o ve r deadly health or morbidity or mor tality table must bo a complete nut. though thone state and munic ipal health nuthoritltrt oem to re Kurd the laity Konernlly us a large iirotm of complacent' nuts. ' Well, I mu"t now quotu from Dr. Cooper's May number we'll imag ine the ditctor stepping' Into tho pulpit. And let me itrse you birds to listen carefully to what Dr. Cooper s:iy. It may save you a lot of funeral expenses for youi estates. """ "Arnold Dennett , , . was only year o'd , , . had become per hap the foremost author In the world. .1 PUZZLE1 17, American v -, ,iod(ap, : 1. Prevaricators 2l15vergrenl - -trta . 22. Discolor z&. Shooting stars 27. Landed prop rtlea , 30. Constellation, . The Virgin 3L Japanese coin . 83. European ,- -- tlnchv 85. Flowed, -3u. Mire " -V' 88. Ulver , ' : ': . Cover -'' 40, Uradual pass ing 41; Took for one's . . own 42. The Chief Teu- loiio gods - 44. Swiftly 45. Omit in pro- nounclng 47, Front ot a building - 48. Volume: abbr. 61. Posipnne 62. Burdened ;.. 65. li'U sijuare , rods 67. Head cover- , tngs . u;t. 68, Clock fnc (JO. Possesses 62. Coveripg of ' false natr 04. Note of ,th . scaie 66. The Grecj N S EQP A T E RJV A L E LrjE ST E , DOWN -m 1. Oreeird '- - t. Duby's bed 8. Tear apart : .4. Like ' - i 5. Perlotntng to punishment . Son of 8?th 7. Hard quoa tlons, 8, Scene ot ' combat -101 10. Self 11. Mature 13. Kind of fish 1&. Steps for crossing a. . fence hnlcrwr not to rtlwuse. dUanoiti -or treatment T1IR WISEACUKS '"Ho died c? typhoid fever. ' ' ' "A man in the full possession of his powers, at tho top of accomp lishment ind fame, died ns useless ly ns those babies to whom in America wo used to feed infected milk! "A shot of ierUm, a five-minute pnuse for a preventive ' measure again.-'t one of the preventable dis eases, and Arnold Dennett would still be looking forward to( n dec ade of active work. In ' North Carolina ihls service is furnished free. Raleigh Times." Oh-oh, that final remarks of Dr. Cooper's Is not Just a cheer. It l the name of one of the cleanest newspapers In the country. Hon estly, folkf 1 never noticed It till we nrrlved ft tho close of Dr. Cooper's sermon. ' Rut no matter. Alt the better. The Times said It and Dr. Cooper recognized the wholesome lesson It conveys and published it In the Bulletin. Again I warrt you to he immunis ed ngainst typhoid fever, by' your own physician or. If you can't pay, by your city health department, right now. If you contemplate trav eling." touring or visiting any sum mer resorts thin summer. Ql'KKTIONS AN D ASVKRS? 1 Feeling Nettled? A tea' made from the roots of the nettle will cure hives. (Mrs. J. V, R.) Answer "Nettle rash" was an old-fnshloned name for hives. Per haps ome of our render subject to hives will try out nettle root tea nnd report whether it tn.il;?;? 'em feel more or 1cf.? nettled. Cnnt Tell Definitely Yet Vlease ndvlso in your column whether It Is truo that the hair on your head grows nfter you are dead. (Miss T, V.) Answer. At thfct. I'll try. Rut I can tell you right now mine grows very little and I'm only half dead. lKttlonnry WlAloni - Cold Is defined in my dictionary. i which Is up to d.iUf.u a morbid IcordHIOn brouhr on by exposure Crl la not to bef found In the dlc- tlohasyat.all. tMiwP T. K.) Answer We' muet be patient Dictionary makers are not omnis cient. ' Kllly'' Tilly. Debute -'In School we are haying a debate. Resolved that it is more important to disinfect a room dur ing the illness than after the 111 nesa . . . (H. R. C.)' Answer X nuggest aa a bettei question to' debate, the compara tive Importance of algebra and physiology ,ln a high .school course., Ii a sickroom is kept properly clean nnd reasonably well ventilated htid the patient is properly cared for, there will be no.pccaslon for any attempt to disinfect the room; . Milleti Awlies Have you any advice about fallen arches? Can this trouble be help ed by exercUea? We follow your .articles daily, and cnJoy; them al ways, itometlmes not so much when you get .'iVrdmplinctloUvi.'- You khoW Mhnt I. mean. (A. P. S.) Answer. Yes send stamned ad dressed envelope; When I get ram bunctious?' Alh't f always? Belly Well 'Among hiany thlnes l have to thank yoii for Is" the belly breath ing exercise. "It has corrected a long-standing habit of constipa tion. (M. C. n.) Answer. Glad. Send it' ' any reader who asks. If reader provide' stamped addressed envelope. !HiyiHiy '!!! IiiMlrnm-.m1 Five years at;o it was noticed that when I talked steadily for a while or sang, the skin on both (slde?( ' of my'( throat puffed out.: I went' to the hospital and; found out it was "blowing up by air and that there was no danger. , I am 15 and want to know if it would be all right for me to play' a wood-wind musical instrument.-rr J.' S. ' . ' l- Anser--ddnnrily' there is to harm In th6 playing "o wind . In strumonts You had better, ht guided by the advice bT the doc tor Who examined ,'ou. Pros hi out Is Coninicnded To the Editor: The coincident of the prosl- dent's war debt moratorium,-andj your wonderful editorial, being i llflnt'n.V (n Itho AnnrlnV (niiitrt .list I shows that good and right thlnk- lng ahd real ideas do not belong to any one claps or creed. - And to class odr1 ''lowly'' editor with our far-seeing and' "inspired" president, ' mtiy peem strange" to some,1' but that' again Just shows you oil what plane right thinking puts' us. ' 1 ' . 1- I do think this last move of our pr;wident's is the grentest- thing that has happened since- Novem ber' 11, 1918. It again opens the door to' all to apply the "spirit of human brotherhood" that wag bo 'universal, for several years, s.oV lowing the 'world war. It was this honest application of the "gol den rule" or the "spirit of hu man brotherhood" that many be lieve was the primal cause of our so-called prosperity. You call this sudden world change' a "miracle," : but many nre bcalnnihg' to know that- all things nre mentnl, nnd the 'right thousht is-all; that is needed to completely change things.1 NOW if all tho people, both here at home nnd abroad will takbthe "open hand" offered by our presi dent and; extend It on to o.ur neighbors; nm sure the : results will be another - miracle. ' C. A. THOMAS, - ' ' Ashland, June 23. CHINESE ARMY FORCE, SLAYS 10C0 REBELS CHUNGKING. Chlnn, JufTb 24 P Unconfirmed reports here today .mild i, Swsehvnin -province military forccn operntinft alonK tho S70chSvnn-Huph- -border nnd fotiRtit n Bhn'rp buttle with- reds, routing nnd killing 100 of thorn. LONGVIEW MILL AGAIN DESTROYED BY BLAZE T.nMflVIRW Wnah. " TnnB 24.1 (PH-At ' n loss 'of' approxlnltttely $50,000 the Centra! Mill Works, a woodworking plunt, .burned to tho Kl-ound here -em-ly today, the second tlhtri In 18 months. Tho fire wn'a tho third at tho mill in that tlrno.. ' ; CRANE BUSINESS AREA - DESTROYED BY BLAZE (. CRANE, pre.. ,;iun9 24. Loss of approximately $15,000. was caused here yesterday whep .fire swept West Main street and de stroyed five business houses. The blr.e started in a restaurant. Construction contracts In- the New Orleans territory showed a gnin in April of $1,414,000 over the same month- In 1930. - ; Communications Quill Points .'AH the furm board needs to con trol now la .the farmei', .4 Ki'm I 'f I j , A "darned ullen" Is any foreign-i er who makes more money than you do. : 1 f All the bush league needs to pay expenses Is some arrangement that will let the home club win alt the time. : - ... Hqv oA(i that statesmen never notice that times ore best When nobody Is dolnsf fool .things .to make them better. : . . ' . Kuhj- why to rennvo rt rofk pllc JttiNt put np a sign read ing; . 'Aiiclt-t ruins. Don't' Tcniovo o uven ir.Jt , Tho ideal- law seem to be one that auppreasea - bad people ' and doesn't interfere with nice people. Americanism; Boasting of our superior speed; building the fastest cruft of every kind except automo l)iiea, airplanes, motor bonts, loco motives, 'steamships and cruisers. But if there were no crooks or ioiOh, tii ink how many iuwycts would Join tho bread line. 1 YoU can easily toll them apart. If it seems a prize fight, it's wrest ling, und if it Seems wrestling; it's a prise fight,- .- How doth the little busy bee set a fine'' example! And the poor aucKer worn out and dead in 35 days. ... KFpocinlly ! in a stieot' car you 'nn fell n goiitlenmn by what he sttuuls for.; r 11,0 1 P department reports a steadily increasing business, so the collection ugencies still liave faith. It's ns broad as it is long. The m fool drivers perish, the fewer 1 there are to rock tho boat, Another reason why the police- mari.1 doesn't enforce the laws is because he doesn't-want to look for another job. Times' -will change whenever something happens- to give people something else to think about. (arents SnOUT-SIGHTED PKXAITY -; ' 'Tiy' Alice J ml so a Fcalc ; j jot the most , common ways of dealing with small offenders is to put them to bed f6r tlie rest of the clay. . ' , ' Convenient- ds this may be for the harassed and busy mother, there is nothing else to bo Baid in its favor. As a punishment it has the fault usually ' of having no reasonable connection with the misdeed. A small child breirks a window, pulls his sister's hair, tears the parlor .curtains, nnd he Is picked up and plumped into bed. He does not' see the point, but ho does know that mother Is mad amt that it is nil very unpleasant. There follow long hours during which he Is first miserable, then bored, then resentful or perhaps merely sleepy. t If resentment happens to be his chief feeling, he undoubtedly will find ways of getting even then and there by getting out of bed, throw ing the ; room Into disorder, or painting : the; furniture with shoe blacking. f ' ' ' ' Ono renny serious consequence of this particular punishment Is that It hns 'but to occur" a few times to fill the child with a dis like of going to bed nt any time, for it has become for him a punishment'.- " ' One therefore fights' tooth and nntl ngnlnst taking a: nap. Bed tlme'one lenrns to put off on every pretext which the imagination can invent. And so having dealt thoughtless ly with one prohlem, mother soon hns a whole crop of new ones. ' : It Is nn Infallible rule In child training that It Is unwise 'to use ns a menns. of Tunishment some thing which nt other times you will want your child to enjoy do ing. Tho commitment to memory of lines of poetry or the doing of ;some extra household chore nevel' should be associated with the odor of punishment. Wtjarf'a J ", ' PLIGHT -D! TIME (Medford and JackHon Coant . Illatorj From alio rile . of The Mall Trlbaho ok to and .10 .STears. Ao.)-- r - ' ; TEN TEAItS- AGO TOpAt t i UBitc'-Ci: 12t.1 ' ' I Hot weather -spoils fJhli -in Rogue River, sportsmen complain. Asher Neff, malinft. visits anr chts on a furlough.', "' ' v1- '. Complaint , filed that chamber of commerce reception cuinnilttes for tourists Is not functioning. Mrs; James A. Btlllmnn, testlfy ing In divorce suit, declares, "no wife can hold a husband, if the 'other woman" flatters ljim enough. Snow deep nt C'rntcr -Imke, anil tourists warned no-food1 will bo obtainable, until after July 1.. First, grass firo--of- season oc cur on Bcatty street. 4 II"' Autolsts reported' they saw strange meeting-In a -pasture near Central Point Inet night. The nu thorit lea could offer no explana tion of the queer: session. All participants were, dressed in white. TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY ..; June 24, , (It was .Saturday) FatB vs., Leans ball game called off ot) account of rain. ; ( Revelers, keep- -r e s id e n t s of Woodstock straet aWako half the night singing and fifehting; Epidemic of gold strikes re ported throughout the county. A. transient .loses . his; life in Ro'kuo river, while fishing., , JQC.M Elks -ii:toekt,to Klnmuth Palls for celebration.-," ' f;Shpvlff-..actlonjPi..,-v.oftift-!1jgrhpha-nola on the -Main 4.reet for $75 ntlachmenO.. ::. K- -i:-".'. .. , ?i: '. " ' i' " ' - t Art Burgess JLs named game and fish warden forrMedford district. 6-2A " rJtf;W.-' TKPftftSi Tho Donkey- amlt the Gnmlcr nnd tho farmer's youngest soli All gathered 'round pur hero nnd the ever faithful Buuj ,4 "Oh, tell us of the cIivuh. IJld It pay to lose Hint sloop t' "Since we're 11 glit sleepers, Puff replies.- "I'd say wc got off cheap." Sdnbcryn aMtm ' ; MR. ESTRlCH EXPLAINS ..-By. Mary Graham Bonner "there .'Wouldn't be any sense to our hi'dirig piir'httti8 in the sanj," ant people MiWiw that," Mr. Ostrich told John and Peg gy, ' and' yet Ihey say 'thnt we do it. "It is rue that our brains are very small: W e don't know much nnd I that bothers us. ; Hut ' we wouldn't do anything a fool ish as that! Gra cious no! ' "We aren't given W ;tnat much credit. ' i. ...... t. . iiitiiiii. r eu i ic If have seen us lyins rMAn the saitd ... - .u I N 11 aW it m m. . i I and someone started-.tlie untrue ka formation about us hiding our heads. , 5 "Prom then on the Btory bcKan -to go everywhere. There Is hardly f any one who doesn't say that the ottrich hides his head In the sand. "People who want to show how foolish some one Is say thRt he.iR like the ostrict who hides his head. Oh. dear, oh Gear, that story has certainly gone the rounds.".' "Isn't thnt a shame?" asked Mrs. Ostrict of John' and Peggy, and they agreed that It was. - , . , i, : However, they promised tho os trict that they would tell every one who ever repeated that story that there was no truth in It. and Jlic ostriches were very grateful..-! In fact, they Were so greatel'nl tht they at; jiM John and Peggy some dates. So John and Peggy ::at thcro beside the ostriches and the Clock and ate. most delicious dates. ; y After awhile, ihe sun weot down and In the distance they heard the singlnk of a lark K "He's our s:nger. almost our only one. but n fine one,", Mr. Ostrich said. , PeKRy and John felt sure that I they must havo gone to tleep thi-re In tho desert, for the very new Bdvenlnre was n the desert and the ostriches were still with them. Pace-horses, say., t sporting writer, are usually given vr little to eat on the mornlnar of a rn-je. The Idea being, of course to make Ihem fas:. The Humorist (Lon don). ... '