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BltMUlvn W AUDIT IIL'KKAU
OK CIltCLUTIONS
AdTMtislm ItepTWClltBllTM
M. 0. MIHiKNRKN Ic lUMIWNT
orrfre in Nr York, Chime... I'HrMt, Ban
'Frarjelsw, Is Ancrlej, Kr.it lie, I'ortlarnl.
Ye Smudge Pot
(y Arthur Ftrry)
The Pennsylvania young lady, Z'i.
scheduled In wit tk lo tlio electric
'halt early Monday morning, "was
always ti sophisticated miss, who
JmeW'her way around." Bho "went
lo ii dunce when W, over the pro
tect of her mother, and novor came
homo iifraln.' Her sophistication
won't help much early Monday
morning.
"The Bon Ton lias been doing u
rushing business. During tho busy
hours there have novcr been less
than ten patrons on the dining
room floor" -(.Smith Jtlver News.)
None of the lot flopped out Into
the kitchen und got In thu cook's
road.
Country borscH have started bit
1ns tho ton ''ii I of the fences.
Piscatorial enthusiasts now com
plain Hint "the wators of the
Jtogue are muddy." This In not
much to worry nbout, hut better
than nothing tit all.
Tho government Ih expected "lo
In lenient towardH the malting of
vino In tho homo.' It Ih hoped
those thttH engaged, have lietter
luck 'with the wine than they had
with' thu beer.
iWilh tho oomlntr of balmy eve
nhiKH, the hfuhwiiya and bywnyH
nvlll bo lofeHted with merlin uleal
mwftfft. It i hlheHt flattery to
ehiMHlfy thorn uh "L'nd hand cam."
In reality, they are 71th hand, in
condition.
Iot of tile bcHl dresKed Hoeial
UoiiH have tahooel the faHhloiiuhto
- HcarfH of tho winter, exposing tho
tlmbet-llno of their neekH to the
iiinsllllio and thn iinhlli' irnxo.
Why tho Interests hellbent for
observance of 11. Washington's
birthday, did not do a good job of
observing, , while about ll, will
never bo known. Tho occasion
falls upon Kunday, which Is full up
with observances, so Monday was
nominated for tho wholesale hon
oring of cherry (roes and non
Hum. With a little thought, thrcu
days could have been ni.nod with
one famous man. Saturday, com
ing before Sunday, Is entitled lo as
nitich recognition us Monday, com
ing afterwards. It looks like the
tired bank clerks and barkers were
asleep for once.
Tlio bUrlul (if John J. Depression,
as proposed for a elvlu lark, "is
too suggestive of solemnity." Tlio
'" argil men I Is well taken. Let's hang
Mr. DcprexKlon, and make It cheer
ful, hs hangings are prone to be.
Al Perry, who has been on tlio
nick list, is aide to rldo and drive
a 4d, but Kits tired if ho Ntands
too lung. -
All the fancy vases are full of
pussywillows. They are cut mvlteh-
.length, hut nre never used fur
punitive -purposes on tho young.
"Oregon has never produced a
great orator," observes the Atlan
tic Monthly. This Ih not because
they didn't try.
"LAUNDRY S II It I N K A (J U
NKXT" (Coos Hay Times,) tlu
on With tho tale!
Atnumbet of tho (latshevlkis
. have pooled Off their eyebrows, In
an .unworkmanlike manner.
Lady Ford-t'oupo of the local
Imitation Ilritlsh act, Is disgusted
with tier hands, ns they aro begin
ning to show their years. She has
'been battling fat, lines at the cor
ners of mouth and eyes, ami gray
hair back of' the eats, ho enthusl
nstlrnlly ,pln; forgot all about her
mitts. One hand looks 57 years
old and the other M,
NOTHIUCRO, (iormnny. Feb. 2t.
(P) Twouty.flvo pen-ons were
( killed and lour seriously Injured
when a flro tlnmp explosion occur
led nt a depth nf feet today
In tho Kfnchweiler coal pit near
Aachen. Two or throe others of n
crew of 80 In the pit are mlsnina.
Since tho mine Is a no-called wet
pit the uxploslon fortunately wan
localised and affected none of the
nearby pits. There wan nm much
imitoriul (InntiiKo,
Editorial Correspondence
hOS ANO'hLKS, Kef, J!),
iMInton'il It) Mini I'ctlro lotlny to
m'C mi nlil ii l (rimitls, it iss
II who luis niildn iiiil(' it Kill'
im'sh us I'l'opi'U'trpss of Kl lio
iml hotel.. SpWI "iiobiil" luifli
witrtl mill il in "Ijiibui'." This
hotel is tlt'Nifrnt'tl csii';iiill.v foi'
hilioi'iiii; men, down mul out tk,
snilors, stcvedort'N mitt whin
not, xtiuti'il liy a wciilthy phi
liiiilhropist to give tin! I;ilir-
iiife eleini'iit ixiil I'ooil, cleiin,
hyKlt'nle, sni'roiiiitliiiHs, whole
HIIIIK! iitinosphtM'e, lit it Inini
J 1 1 11 1 n pl-iee. II whs not tlesinn
t'd for profit, hut mi effort is
liiilde to Illlike the I'slalili.slinii'n:
lirenk even, whieli is renlly ne
eoiiiplished. I 'vines for rooms nre vt'ry low
75 cents n tiny a weelt,
iiipiiIs from :tr eents up eveiy
thin(: eleiin and iiltnietive ;
warm, homelike, lobliy with
flowers here and there, ji i it I a
billiard roilin, lunch counter
mid main dining room.
.
Itut. more Interest int; than
(he hotel is the jiirl not a (till
now a woman nearly 40, hut,
Unit's an odtl lliinn about tin'.'
old friends. Tliey never se'ein
to crow up remain where they
were in our minds mid. look
very much the same, unless
they have done soiuethin radi
cal in the interim, like urow
itit; whiskers, or losing their
hair, or putting on weight
which chaii;cs their fiurti,
nolle of which this youn;,' lady
has done.
Wo 'hiinw lior us a school (jlrl.
Inluhl iintl frisky; full nr iiniiniillmi
1111(1 lllcHBRtl with nxcosslvo iiliysl
cmI cheiKy, n go-Kottw- type. Hhu
Ih still. Took thin hotel vhiin It
wn rcKurticil un n fiilliiio'tintl litis
llltttlH It ii Kmit HticecBH. Hlltt WIIH
n lltili! Klrl it nil Is Hiiutll iih a wiini
mi - pert, orriclcnt, iiliHurlietl In Iter
work, every liich ti niuhiiKcr. Hl'm
him never iluirrlctl, proliitlilv never
will iHn't tlmt lyiiti. ' lint slit! litis
u Kfciit wtiy Willi melt, piirtlenlittly
rotiKli mill toimli, ones tlin ItlliU
Unit rietnicnl llm wiilur front.. At
iiIkIH., she uiirt'liiH it mm, hut hits
Heltluni iisetl It, novel- litis shot tiny
one, Iml it I. timun litis jii-oiliicud it
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Page Ono)
Ht'iit IiIh boys lo Kt'lmol in tlu
UnEU'ti Stiilcs. IM't'sident Ottiz
luis two sons Ntiulyiuu; in tho
Unitctl Stntss now. Twenty
tiLTcs oi new parks und pliiy
rountls art1 now building in
llio lienrt 'of 1 UtiiiosIHo, with
Imselmll nnd loot bull fields.
Tliis mnrninu; nrrivotl curloinls
of slirulis iintl liiishes, "Ilima
liiyau (H'tljirs,' nIoihIct rypress
tri'es, rose bushes, etc.. bimbt
at Ontario, Cal.
within n year Americans will
drive, hero frdni tho bnrdor Hho ul
Xogates In five hours, thousand
nf them on tho new road. Mean
while tho Southern i'ncltte or Mex
ico brings you here comlnrlahly In
l'lillmnn eara. There urn eudluss
opporlunllies hero for tlioso able
to hoo theiu. A( CiiHlta, vluro tho
train stops lor a while, u (iiiniltui'
fhen Ih thai of U. (). Sldlris, who
was In WaHhlhgtnn ilurlni; (ho war.
lie Is now mamiuei nl' a trranhitn
lliino at Moreno, in tho sluto M So-j
noru. Horn In Hptirla, (ireece, .Mr.
Skill In i'iivh Mexico is tho placu
for a man with energy, and his
graphite haa "no grit In it" and 11
couiOH out of tho ground 75 por
cent pure.
Managers of (ho International
Telephone Company, nnd Mr. Uif
foril, head of tho big eomptiny.
would ho o something IntereMtltm
along tho Southern Pucllle of .Mex
ico tracks, nt Caslta nnd all the
wuy hack to Xogales. A telephone
Hue Is building from No miles to
MUTT AND JEFF
Trie
MOTT AlNT TMWeb
All wttk'. H'S
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SO STUBBORN! AtJOOT
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IT I DON'T THINK He
WJ0OLT tUtU VGLL
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TRQUjNIN6' -'
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' MfiDFORT) It ATI, TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OKEaQy! SATURDAY,
hs a inctlluit) of unuilmtle iiuibiiu
Hiei). Site spnko of huvlnt; heett
iiwiikeiutil by' it Kreut conimollon
In thu hotel court yuril u l'otv ulKlils
iigii, ut 3 a. in. threw on her fur
coat, jumped Into tier slippers anil
Kratilted her Klin, found u hli
nuin heutint; np u sinaller on:
Motu tlltllliv. ntiu uuimiiiieii imuin.i
rpiietetl litem down, took tho smalli
nuin In, Kf.'iit the hl man on his
wuy, a woinuii who van do that
Hort of thing Ih certainly u remark
able imi'Hon.
Yd ihero Ih nothing mtiHCiilino
about her. yho liketj fiood clothes
; and knows how to wear thom.-r
! makes up a bit too much we
i yioiiKht, but then that's the istlu
Jin Southern California. And Bhe
I pluys Kolr, rides horneback, kooh to
j town for ltmeheoiiH and lean ocea
! sionally, lias had Iter Btiitoi H, one
I of them whs rich and owned a
I yacht, -hut hay never found ono
Hho cured to surrender to. Prob-
ably never will. Hut then you can't
I tell, itead this morning of a wom
an, (ja, inarryiUK a man s- II
never too late, apparently.
A beautiful day clear and sun
nybut a high wind with a chill
In It; Tho drlvo from San Pedro
a to n tho Blioro to Santa Monica
is very beautiful one of tho finest
nee nle motor trips In thu state. One
could sou Cnlaiinn itdand plainly
where rltfley's sijuad is starting
spiiiiK training. The island look
ed very cloae, but a high sea was
ruunfuF, and wo didn't envy any
one on it. Tho other day u nut 11
mtulo the trip in a Klider, rutlier
the host way wo imagine.
Hud luncheon nt La Vunlu on
tho cliff overlooking llio sen fa
mous for its food, uriel justly so.
Stunt, siilntl, 'lotister and lemon pfo
ovfjiytiilnn delicious. Wore sur
prised to meet our old friend, (lil
onrt l.'hcstertoiii who Is spending;
it lew tlitys tltoro. Airs, t'hestni
ton Is III nnd looked It, (,'lmstly,
In fact. Gilbert looked as rui'Kuii
tuiin Ms ever, with a blnck coat
und htiKo black hat blocked on the
curntu styleA-u strlning fiKtirc. (ill
licrt Is a devout Catholic und dig
nitaiicB or the church are making
a great fuss over nlm. Wo sat in
tho arbor with tho great man a few
niinutCH and had the pleasure of
smoking a Camel with him, nd
ulso till Keil of tho weather and Cnl
lloinin. Wcru Just gutting Blurted
on something Interesting when lie
was called away waited for him
to return, but ho didn't. Too bud.
In tho Interim wo had' thought of
a number of Interesting things to
any, nnd might have secured liis
permission for an Interview. Then
we might, not. Uko Will lingers,
lie no doubt conllncs his remarks
lor public consumption to bis own
column or the lecture platform.
, f
'I'liu oil fields oi Venice surprised
us a huge development since our
lust visit hero iieros and acres of
derricks, most Of them In action
Nice for those who own 'llio oil.
bin horrible fur those who have
hollies In Hint vicinity tllrly, Binelly
a gootl place to get it way IVoin
as fust as possible. It. It.
Mexico City, but not by AniericaiiH
or in the old, clumsy, expensive
wily. An Industrial Swedish go
nliiH, tericoson, tieatl ol tho Swed
ish Match Company. H building
this Hno iiH ho Is building all over
tho earth. Ilia telephone poles, no
bigger around than your wrist, arc
mnde of steel. Three pieces aro
jointed together, like a doinouiit
ablo Nt.hlng roil, on a base of con
cretc. Metal crosH arnia it ltd cross
arm braces carry tho wires. Six
men can do tho work of 30.
HoiutoHlllo mul other parts of
Mexico, by tho way, huvo ah "Asl
nlln .problem." Many of the most
important stores In llermosillo
have fallen into the hands of Chi
nese inert'hauts, active, always i
working, Kfficienl. Y o h read
above u stnio tho romantic sign
"eUiprlm,' "l-a lYImavera" and lie
nealh It the owner's name "tittotmr,
Nam l.ung." Mexicans do not lack
respect lor tho Clilhose or their
ability, hut they cannot compote
with them and do not Intend to
ehdurn tho Cotupotltloiu Americans,
expressing tho hope that Mexico
will not allow nor part of the North
American continent to become Asi
atic, need not worry. Mexico says
"Wo don't know just how tho prob
lem will ho udlustctl, hut wo shall
adjust it."
This Ih a country oi genuine item-
ocracy. ; A man Ih a man and no i
more. No obsettiioUsness iimong I
Mexlcans. The Important thing In
a man Is what ho has done. Mcx
Ico intends to maintain cipmllty at
homo and freedom from outside
Interfeietic.e. In the great hall of
tho city palace where the iieoplo
have their amusements there aro
two statues or tieucral Morales
ami tleneral resuuelni. both of
whom fought against the French
invaders In 1M..".. The portrait fac
tug the governors desk Is that m
.Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla, first
rebel against Spanish rule.
The Living Sphinx Speaks
juixie
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MAIL TRIBUNE'
DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE
ACROSS
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4. Fruit
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12. AG
13. Smooth and
Solution of Yettarday'a Puzzl
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view
10. Ardor
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11. f'.eneftndt
25. R?poe
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SO. Principal
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' U. Iticm ot a
heep
83. Mine en-
trftncea
35. Undermine
Bfi. Book of maps
a8. Quantity per
unit of time
10. Concerning
IL. Actunl
11!. Averred
It. Lively dartre
16. City in New
6U. Small ooarrei
(3. Solidified
water
64. Atmoepnerle
disturbance
CO. Bin
67. HDrend la drv
lorn eiaie
II. German cry of 68. Strained
surrender 6U. Pen
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Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D.
fllnncd letters prrtalnlntc to rrrxnnM hcnlih and hygiene, not to disease, dinsnoili nr treatment
will Ik aiwcrctl ly Dr. Itrndy If n Ktamprd self aiMrcs.etl cm elope H enclosed. Letter, should lie brief
and written in ink. Owing tn the lurce number nf Itllers recehetl only a Few ran be anered here. No
tny can be made to qutt its nut coiiforiuing to kulruclluni. Address Dr. WlLUam Brady la cue
Die Mail Tribune.
SAY YOl'lt I'ltAYKHS. i:sk YontsKi.r INTO
Iti:i) AMI TAKi; A IIKKATIIICU
A woman who is employed 6s
housekeeper In one of our great
hotels tell.s mo that slut believes by
practicing the belly breathing - I
HiiKKCHtcd here in
an article on Our
C heat y Complex
jhIio has been able,
to keep well and
fit. "I worked all
last winter," she
says, "and 1 I It o
others 1 became
worn and taut,, but
I escaped the fate
of a score of our
houHfkofiierH who went home in
taxis with 'nervous breakdown' or
liiut muscles and emotional hys
terics. 1 at tribute my good for
tune to this breathing exercise you
recommended for relaxation."
1 um glad lo know aboiu it, tho
I think the lady gives too much
credit to the breathing exercise.
She probably has more than ordi
nary good sense and tduhtlity lo
beg in with, and t his carried her
thru a ' time of strain anil stress
that was it little too much for
many of her asHoeltitH. Still, there
Ih something of . value In belly
breathing, perhaps more than we
have hitherto suggested here. '
Dr. Samuel .Delano, the New
Itritaln specialist whose successful
application of belly breath log in
the treatment of lung and bron
chial ufr'CtlniiH we have drncrilod
here, has ( found IIiIk training In
diaphragmatic breathing remark
ably helpful in cases of ast belli.
Dr. dells D. Mosher of Iceland
Stanford university, another ml
nent advocate of belly breathing
(site doesn't cull It by this "Vlc
torlau" name, as om of our mine-
lug highbrow niagav.fnes has It .
has found 'it both a preventive and
a cure for menstrual difficulties of
young women. Dr. Israel Kappa
port of New York observed the
shallow dlaghragmatlc function of
patients with arterial disease and
high blood pressure and found
that belly breathing seldom failed
to bring the pressure down thirty
i millimeters In n short time.
1 again recommend this simple
(exorcise to adults who find It diffi
IT'S Mfta.
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9. Counietra
III. Metal. Uirlnaj
roou
IL Marrr
It. Beer,
in. Air: com.
form
20. IteRlona
22. Ejclud.
23. furr ud
Ararjian enitr.
taint
J. .Uaz.
Bound with
fRbrlo
10. Flower
it. Aroused to
en. at
CJ dancer
SlTlAlY
84; Tea tetters
St. Leeward
83. God or love)
42., Having wlnft
43. Etnbtemt
45. Formerly
47. Outnt
48. Tod card
49. Hut on
61. Dexterity
62. Attempt
IS. Myself
DOWN
1. Edse ot a.
garment
2. Silkworm
3. Speed con
lesta
4. I.Ike
6. Placed lo til
eround
cult to get to sleep nights, espcci- j
ally when there are cold feet and
a tension that opposes relaxation.
' I waht to ask those who adopt
I do not say "try" belly breath
ing. If only for Ha gcnerul equaliz
ing effect on the circulation and
Its wliolcHoinu inasKjige of the liver
and help to digestion, to report to
me what, if any, other effects they
experience or bellevo they experi
ence for the exercise. I have In
mind oho effect in particular,
which several uf our or pupils
have already reported, but 1 do
not wish to suggest it I -prefer to
let you see for yourself, and tell
me about it.
Now foi a brief description of
the little exercise or seance it is
not exertion, so you , needn't ahy
off that way.
Hvery night when you get Into
bed, lie on your back -with knees
flexed, rest one or both palms on
your belly, not your chest, let your
mouth loll open, and draw in a
slow, -even, tpiiet bniith thru the
open mouth, noting how the hand
Is elevated as the belly gradually
inflates, heave your chest out of
it your chest is paralysed and
your belly nlone Ih carrying-on the
breathing. When tho bullowa ia
fully inflated, without strulning,
then just let the air out again,
without any effort whatever. When
It is all deflated, blow her up
again, i-'rum five to ten such In
flations const It utu an adetiuate
seance. Take yoflr time.. No hurry.
Hepeal the seance on waking tn
the ihornlug. Ah week after week
passes you wilt find you are giving
a smoother and more efficient per
formance. It Heems very simple,
but ll In really grout medicine.
aM'!-:.STlOS AM) ANKWI.IIS
Latter loy ISycliulngy
1 am a student at college.
In my psychology course I have
been assigned to write, a term pa
per on "Defects of tho KniV In
cluding a description of the audi
tory defects, the signs of the de
fects, how the defects affect hear
ing, how they may be remedied,
and the diseases of the ear and
ihrir remedies ... ili. W.)
Answer. Too easy. The ussIko
ni;ij)j-(jfrfiTt'-
1.
mm raw
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PEBRUAPT--fa.:trl
i'wMt wliNiti mto 4T3 n'.hiCi4n'-i6'l
Fi liV'"" Off rti hunm Hw unJ
ImiMo JrtfcA tvuethor with a bri i
(iHt-line uf Mie best treatment for
the til vein dlNCHHi-a of the paiiercua
ami tho obituary organs, Thla hit
ter day "pKycholoKy' is silly, but
thn. they have to find aomethinB
to umuse you college sludontw and
keep you out of mischief thru the
yearn you lounge around college.
Xow. daughter, I don't mean this
sarcasm for you. Look up u little
book called "Knrs and the Man,"
published by W. B. Haunders Co..
Philadelphia, (I regret I cannot
recall the author's name); it will
nrobahlv nrovu as eood us u oonv
'til llell It Villi t l I'll Vllllt tftlMII ' tllllll'IV
Mor' INiwer to Tliew II rave IjiiIh
Now that winter Ih here my
friends tire earnestly advising me
to wear u hut or else suffer latnt
in life. I liave u heavy mop of
hair. I wore no hat all last winter
and never- htid a cold. . I 'have n
frientl'who goes without a hat,and
he is losing his; hulr.- but he does
not believe it Is from not wearing
a hat.. If you believe it is better
for mo to wenr a hat In winter
or at any particular time, I'll fol
low your advice. (D. S.'O.)
Answer. I assure you It Is hot
ter for any one to go without a
hat whenever he can possibly do
so with comfort. I confesH . I
haven't the courage to do it -even
when I would bo more comfort
able without the lid. However, if
I hail even n sparse thatch of hair
d show 'em. Ah It is, I nm afraid
to give all my peculiar beliefs or j
notions full play, lest they really j
run me into the nut hatchery. But
j I do envy you lads your Indepen
' deuce.
I No Stomach
Science teacher ut high school
said bunittu being cull live without
lany stomach at all. My dud says
that would be ImpoHsible. Scjeuee
teacher says It is possible, but you
might not be very comfortable . .'.
(Mist) T. B.)
Answer. Science teacher is cor
rect. . r
How to IEiiLm IJeuiil
I want to raifie.a beard as quick
ly " as possible. Can you suggewt
something to help (H. K. V.)
,nswer.-I.uy in a stock 'of what
purports to be the very best safety
rti-or oiuars. i nus equippcti you
should find it easy to
let your
bear grow luxuriantly
SUfJDtKYN
KTOnlES
TIIIO BAND'S TCNKS
liy Mary (imhaiii Homier.
As the Days and Months and
Yars marched in the.grand march
that was part of the performance
held in honor of John and Peggy,
the band played tunes to .suit the
costumes of the . '-" ; ,
ones who wc r o
marching.
As those dress
ed in costumes of
snow went march
ing by the band
played "J I n gle
Hells" and all
sorts of snowy,
wl n t r y music,
while for those
In summer cos
turner there were
tunes nbhut the
trees and brooks.
For those In foggy suits tho band
pla-t'd "spooky" tunes'. 'and the
flowery costumes were given tunes
about flowers."
Hvery tune just fitted, and now
John and I'eggy noticed something
interesting.
From time to tlmo a Bay dashed
Hway ami another Day took it.s
place. iPeggy and John knew' it
wa.s becausc that 'Day.--was sup
posed to be on duty.
Next the bund played the Punc
tuality Tuhe, and the marchers all
grouped themselves on the plat
'forin and ang these words: I ,
'We're the Months and Years and
.Days,
We always are On lime.
We really are, It Is, the truth, '
It's not Just for the rime.
We're the Months and Veara i and
Days,
We never would bo late,
We wouldn't be becau.no it would
Put thlngM In witch a state.
We're the Months and" Years and
Days, . ,
We go when we are due,
If you were really one of us
You'd do the same thing too.
Peggy and John clapped hard nt
this, and tho music for It was so
jolly.
And now the program continued.
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Quill Points
UtCs nut talk about efficiency
until somebody produces nico
dishes that aren't worth the la
bor of washing them.
Surplus: The wheat piled on
one slilo of a fence while people
on tho other t4do are begsinu
bread.
Meeting a fool driver Isn't such
a dangerous experience unless be
Is doing, tho sumo thing.
:' .
' Sliding," says a baseball writ
er, "requires brains." lints! A
paper napkin hasn't any brains.
fHii rcasam .why prayer. Isn't
effective In "because people use
It as a substitute for brains and
elbow greases: .
Mull's environment arnl'dcs
Ids evolution ami the human
til inn I may some ilay evolve
Into a 'winged creature, who
(an fly Into his tlieatev seat
without trending on toes.
f'liKtin- nil won Itnlv bv making
... . J.11 i -llli
Anu;1.im ,car.t Smnk criminals;
Instead ot making them wem I'O-j
mantle.
While run are a. nobody, free
dom .seems on Inalienable, right:
when you become heud of the
Mtatc. man's first dutv Is to obey
''his betters.
A winter resort is a place
where the native must soak you
a dollar for a two-bit article be
cause ybti are gono throe-fourths
of the your.
Americanism-: Feeling superior
to the Puritans who li a n g e d
witches; killing men ; to settle a
family ' argument about beverages.
, An ex-president may feel sub-
; merged, but think how his con-
vietlons must enjoy coming out in
tho open.
' "Alas! It works both ways. Now
tho neighbors are saying: : "Why
should I ' waste money on new
panto while Jones' aro patched?"
You needn't expect another
boom, however, Until sumebody
invents something to make the
old cars . und radio sets seem
(ueer. v1'
Some jeopU Imve nu awful
struggle negotlallng a rumble
fseat, and others alts ar-onii-loioetl
to a breakfast nook.
The tax payer who thinks hf
doesn't get his money's worth Is
a darned poor judge of a circus.
Tho hard part of solving na
tional problems is to get people
to,ugree on the right answer.
Congress is remarkable If only
because it contains the only pco
pie In Amorica who don't know
how tb.run the country.
Great critic: One who sits on
a fence and seems superior to
bluiiderhtir . workers "because he
doeen't, . risk his reputation by
working.
Correct this sentience: "If Can
tida we.ro as powerful as England.'
said the coast guard, "we'd fire
on her ships just the same."
APPLEGATE CATTLE
API'LKCSATE. Ore., Feb. 21.
(Spl.) Applegatc cattlemen who
had cattle on the California side
of the Siskiyou mountains this win-
1 In. iil'ii t.lml I,, litivo fltoii. i. tilltii
: h(mfl H, Tlln cTallfornia rattle
exchange was made Thursday of
last week. As there wpro only
eight hotid(to ttiko each way Wai
ter; Frnshour of the 'California side
got a Chevrolet truck with a four
wheeled trailer to make Hie ex
change. It. took about 11! hours to
make the round trip.
The bureau of plant Industry
has devised a method whereby a
ton of seed eu gar cane can be In
creased sufficiently In two years
to plant 1.000 acres.
The eupeiintendent of a rural
school near Shawnee, Okla.. tunes
In desired radio- programs for all
rooms by a master control sys-
By BUD FISHER
AH, HC'S
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NIX.
Dt Yin Remember?
TEN TEAKS AGO TODAT ;
(Fiom tiles of the Mall Trlbun.)
. I'chiiinry St. -i
Herbert Uuuver, named memvur
of HurdlnK cabinet.
C. E. Hoover, the dairyman,
put-chases a prize bull for $9110. '
...
"Hell-bent hootlegncrs" , flayed
Tty Hevivnllst J. R. Smith, In scr-
Scencry luncheon at Hotel Med
ford to be largely attended...
Orders to clean up all orchards
at once issued. -
l-IIks minstrel show at Pttge is a
howling success, nets $800 profit.
TWI3NTY YEA US AGO TODAY
(From files of the Mall Tribune.
rebnuiry SI,
The pussywillows aro blooming
along llenr creek. ,
Ileport Hill llneVvlll invade Gold
Hill, providing transportation for
large body of cement. . . ' I
Warring factions ot Evans crook
sign pence pact and post $10011
bonds to keep the peace. It wis
alleged that during a catch-its-eutch-can
argument a gentleman
spit tobacco Juleo in a lady's eye;
The editor suggests that Inas
much as the Hill line is coming to
Meilford. it he called the S. I, and
M. the Spokane, 1'ortlund and
Jledfot'd. . ' - . .
Portland liall tcam-'sturts spring
training. ' '- ,
9 0TFV
2-31 ' $0SCP
"My hat is oft." says JJunny. "to
the Eantam of Japan; '
Though small. In fighting ho 'per
forms as only bantama'can."
"It's good." tho Bantam says. :'you
. '.' took -our lerby oft to Wo
For lf'ydu httdn,'t floilo srjPJ WOdld
knock It right off !isec'?v
'V-
... iivrvc is xrtRi'At,. .
iiy Alice Juiison l'eale. ..'
The fear which parents fepl.that
their children will grow up. to'-be
something less than a credit . to
them dften makes them harsK 'and
unintelligent in their training for
truthfulness. ' .
A consideration of the- difficul
ties which stand in tho way ol the
child's truth-telling should 'do
much to bring about a more sensi
ble attitude. . -
Lying in childhood is, generally
speaking, to be regarded tut a per
fectly normal kind .of behavior.
The average child lies frequently
up to the age of adolescence.
During the 'pre-school years ho
lies out of sheer mentiil confusion
out of -a perfectly, understand
able desire to substitute the ;Wisll .
for tho fact.
Johnny may soberly tell his
mother that grandmother took
him to tho movies and bouglrt him
ice cream afterwards, simply bo
cause he wishes so very much that
she had. To call "him a liar is to
betray 'a lack of insight into child
nut nre. ' ,
Slost children, too, are forced t
enhHi-liiiisl.v aiid deliberately-' to lie
In self-defense because the. penal
ties for truth-telling are too great.
To lie in order "to save one's self
rroin unbcni-iihle consequences Is
not a sign of unusual moral turpi
tude, but of an entirely proper and
u-holcsomo detlre to save one's
own skin. " , '
The way to prevent this kind or
lying in to remove the penalty. In
this connection it may lie said that
it Is always a mistake to expect a
child to tell on himself.
Another kind of He which causes
parent to worry, but which Is en
tirely natural' arid usual. Is the Ho-,
told with the desire to win', ap
proval.' I'll re n l s .frequently stimulate
Ibis lype of falsehood by setting
Inipo.iHlhly high, htandards. and by
wltliholdlng recognition for-' the
little rtunevKMrs of which' the. ehild
it. actually capable.
AITLKOATK. Ore., l-'eh. 21.-
(Spl. I The county roar! crew ha
at last got things started tn this
community. The rock crusher Is
working on the rock pile near the
Krnnk Cameron place. They nre
(ravelins; the road on both blK snd
little Applegato nud toward Huch.
Several rocky pnlhts are being
drilled off. Including the ono by
the Frank Cameron house and the
tide near the Preston bridge.
SPOKANE. Wn., Keb. 21. (if,
Curtis De Horde avvcroged tsrm
boxes of Home Beauty apples to
the acre here this fill,
parents