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v Medford Mail Tribune
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tt MEDMBh I'HINTINO CO.
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f. cfedllM la it ur buwrwiie erratiea in urn paper,
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MKMKKfl OK AUDIT HI'ltRAU
OF IWUMTIUNH
Adrfrlhitif HepTrenlnliei
M. (I MltftKKRK k I.OMPASY
Offlr in New Yolk, Chlrapi. Hetrult, Ran
- Francisco, a Angtm, Htaitic, riiriiawi.
Ye Smudge Pot
(y Arthur Ptrry)
The lamentations nml the wnll-
InK over the pnndillnn of tho nu-
vlinn, nt'o HO.ppHKlniiHtlcully mnui-n-
- ful. In tlintto ptii'tH, that the liuni-
illnKBi-H, Inc., nil have fuoen longer
lthun u huHy undet-takor. In.stcnd
mp of a Vacant- noxt AumimT, the
lllich JinkH uf the Huliiiiln clllh will
he HtaKed. In nil the hlHlory tif
jueney-Kr.'thhifm, t h riullur never
enrntititered kik'Ii ciniHliiK anil
pnueezini; as hefallM It tuilay. Many
' have ripped the Vale loek off the
henhouse donr, and put it on their
i,i poeketlook. When they open the
' porkeihuok, .the niothH will fly out.
in.t "Tho court Hentenced the priH-
- oner to life Impi-ovenumt" (Ore
snninn.) KervcR him right.
! C. Wig Ashpole, tho KurIg Point
Z hoy who mndo Kood In thlH city, in
f-.tfl.en ,t.'ai'pentorlnB It In Cnllfornle.
r-' IllH- cxcuho. for. desertion of IiIk
!U J pulille, hut it will ho horse-hlch,
. hull-HlronB, nnd piK-liKht,
Iff . Countiy HausaKo Ih now tiio main
. , '. tidhlt for hreakfant. .Mont of it
i'li a rural flavor, hut waa not
'S manufactured too far out in the
. country.
"Tho full, commltten of tho W.
V. r. U.'wlll iiVcct with Mrn. Sharp
Thursday; riiml' adopt'-. reHolutlona
iipholdliiK tlio .Co.natllut liui" (Sal
moti Hari' Ncwh,);, tilrlH. ' don't he
' linM')'! ,j '' ..- . .
, The IntoHt Texas lyhchlne ttirnod
out to .ho no, worHo.than nn early
c evening Mhlva'reo.
Tho moon roan niajentlcnlly over
It. Ann hint ovenlnit, and. for 7
minutes It looked llko the henvenly
ohjeut would not ntako It. It wub
the- lai'Kvst hinon of tho neaaon
. . and moanured .three nxc handlea
aeroaa tho hetun. Tho moon comeB
heat in tho Tropica, and hack of
10., Ulrlch'a harn, G nillea. aa the
crow tiles this aldo of l'roapect.
"Dr. .liihnn, the dentlat who wnB
( ania.Hhed in nn auto cranh, la ahle
. to ho in Ilia orflce, hut finds It
; palnftil1' (Ueppner Notea.) Mo
' will you,, .. . ,
nAPTfltKS 1)E I.tlXK
Theirldal train Wna followed hy
n hoat of rein liven and friends te
tho homo of tho Initio. And thero
I hclluvn ,th ,iiiMttli appetite of
Pluto could hnvo heen aatlsried aa
wna In old at tho ambrosial feaat
nf tho nods. Tho table wna filled
with tho choicest fruit of the
country, cakes so mellow 'twould
make a hear amile to think or
llieimnml tho stcnmlim dishes of
oyatera were welcomed hy all.
CoiiKrntulatlona and proxcntB were
many and seemed to ho uppreclat
od. Tho churming oi'Kanlst enter
tained ua iiKnln for a short time
with her melodious voleo and soft
touch. Mho iiiiiiIo ua all to reel
na fairies amid the blue hells be
neath the serenity of the Queen
of the Night. (Ijiurel, Miss Chron
icle.) ! Pussywillows have alnrted lo
meow nlonu the creaks or cricks.
, The social lint,., Iinvo started to
! whet their Jackknlvea, as they will
I ho forced to accompany a homely
J maiden to rlppllntr brook, pussy
. willows, like spring flowers, always
j beliiR picked by couples, who don't
I know why they nio dolni; It. Tho
j pussywillow flourishes all over
I North America, ami hits what
. I'rof. Itolmer calls a tendrous
j inrmhrane. The sharpened Jack
knife enables this to he severed
without much physical effort. A
i social lion who would have his
; social status tlerniiKeil If he cut a
sllek of wood for Ills Mnw, will
, whack up n hayrack full of pussy
willows for a handsome female
and think nothtnR of It. hut Is
: the only thlnu to pick at this lime
or the year. The pussywillow Is
packed homo and stuck In a vase
on tho dlnlnR room table, and
' visltitiR Older (Itrls say; "I low
j womlcrrul!" When they were
younif, as they still are, nnd they
notel contrary, Maw would take a
; pussywillow and make them tap.
lance, ns thoy try to do now to
! make them slim so they will have
a silhouette anil be sylph-llke.
,
Infants enKriRcd in puttinR one
( foot In front of the other, ate
t making - their appearance iloun
' town In new wnlkltvK hai ness, with
their Miiws handllnR the reins.
I They don't Ret up In Iho collar as
jthey should. The harness Is the
only thing n baby dates to wear
or 110 that Is mil colored pink.
Editorial Correspondence
Still, thf'W i'elUiws wlio
tlii'ir liciids prnlinhly luivc a
iSi'ciK, ens! on the writers
pqiinlly trm of your ilmih.
Yon enn wnjniic tlx' way
siK-rifieetl iilouj; the wiiv.
I'eoplc in (;'liiiui iirp run
mid not execss nf corn.
Ameriea's isn't I lip first,
ITnod took from the rich mid
There's some (joorl in n h.i
eim li'nike some men reflect.
For Unit mutter, our prosperity was psyeliolo";ieiil, ton, hut
we jtol fat on it.
A sup is ii mini who spends
shot to protect the $8.70 in his
The wicked me punished
slunk luis liml to foreclose mid
Americanism: I'okiiiK fun lit those who don't hurry ns wo
do; heatiiiK them to th mclery by about thirty years.
Jl doesn't pay to be too smart. Only those who make mis
takes know the joy of netting tax refunds.
ISirds mate for life, i(. in
mistake of RcttinK the wronjf
The Democrats kept their
jumping on 1 toover, too.
Personality is that vatrue something that keeps you from
looking the way you feel while riding in an Austin.
Man may be superior, lint
waits until he's old enough to
We quit trying In understand political economy when wc
discovered thai consolidating a
it a menace.
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Pigs One)
wiifjps,. and start biisincssvuo.
'"sr. . .v.,;.- ,-
' Jlowe.vcr, that is for the wise
nVeii at Washington to decide.
Mr. Cynm II. K. Cuiilfl'a con.
aoi'Vatlvo papor prlnlH this In lili!
typo: "lllrlli of twins expected hy
Mra. Wllllmn II. VandmhlK." A
fow yours iiko, aucli n posltivo an
nouncement would huvn heen Im
possible, tint to say In shocking,
tasto. Hut now,' tho X-ray looks
tluotiRli IntorvenliiK tlssuo, nml to
veals Iho two lilt In skeletons, with
clinnlnB crooked logs, tiny little,
hands thnt will ncvor know hnrcl
work, niul thero la no tlnuht nuout
its heltiR twins.
Theao little chlltlron will ho the
direct (liwcondnnta, In tho alxth
setieratlon, ol' Commodore Vnndor
hilt, mumlnr 'flf Iho ramlly, who
was nldo In reeoRiitzo u uootl new
Idon, and clinnRetl from rowlni; n
hnut to KottliiR hold of 'n railroad,
anil sotnn mllllniiH. " '
' How' (illicitly nenOrnlloiiH pnan,
oapHCllilly In tho cnao of the very
rich uinl very poor. Iloth clnssea
marry yonnB, iho poor to make
lire bearable, tho rich, bocntlso no
mnny oftor to marry them.
1 A ; well dressed young mun not
off In New York yeslorday, nt tho
(Irnml Cenlrul station, took lio
elevator In I he lllltmnro hoiel close
by, to the Hlh floor mid jumped.
Ilia wrist watch was marked
"Jerry M. Noonuii of Salitn Fa. N.
M." nnd ho Had written n tolegrnm
sayliiR: "I huvn arrived lit my t'liial
tlesilnallon."
Thnt tolegrnm vnlaes the Inter
esting (ineslloii: DO WIC ltlCACtl
:A KlNAL ilestlnatlon, when we
Jump, from hero?
It soys la th lllhlo: "In my
father's house are many mansions."
Do we go lo Bimie miti of I hem, nnd
stay there forever, or do we travel
from one to another, perhaps from
one plane!, or hlii slnr, lo another,
on through (lie series or millions
and millions of universes as far
as relatlvily will permit, with coii
slant changn and new experiences,
and. peihaps, Improvement all I lie
way? That would be an allractlve
program.
MUTT AND JEFF
MEDFORD MAIL
dress to protect everything lint
nice sense nf values.
will rot urn ii"iiin. nml this is
to Easy Street by tw friends
down, too, but it's hide of rico
overmuch! of tlmt kind, liol)in
hk to the jioor.
III spot. It's the only thiiif; thnt
$'S for it kiiii iiud risks iiettim
punts pocket.
soon or lute. Many rural Innn
tnke the land.
true, but they never make the
kind of bird.
promise to i:'noper.ile.. They're
you'll notice that no other animal
die before he learns how lo live.
business to reduce waste makes
Kemal Pasha, forceful Turk, dis
agrees violently with orthodox
Mohainmndans. They said ho was
disobeying tho 'prophet 'a. wnlors,
nrnctlng Hint lies to himsnlf and
others, taking the fez from men's
heads, veils from women's l'ncos.
They wore right. Hut In I lie
fight with .Mohammed, Kemal lias
won.
A string of twenty-eight corpses
now swinging on gibbets, In the
cold wind, prove Hint Kemal la the
boss, and. (hat (hero Is no longer a
t'nllpli, direct representative of the
Prophet, and' Of Alluli.
Two or throe hundred moro may
he hanged;, to awing la tho same
fashion, aa n warning Hint ICcmnl
Pttshu is hers, Allah and Moham
med fnr tiwtiy,
' As the wind "hloweth where It
Ifstcth," so the enrthtpinkes. and
disasters following, Htrlke where
thoy please.
The city of Nnpler, In Now Zen
lnnd, down on tiio other side of the
earth, Is leveled to tho ground, with
more Hum n hundred dead, thous
ands injured, and perhnps many
moro, flics destroying; buildings,
the carthtiualtn having cut olT the
witter supply.
Tho dlsitHtor, amounting In money
to millions nf dnllnrs, Is the worst
thnt ever has befallen the Island
of New Zealand. Itoadu are broken.
bridges destroyed, the ontiro busi
ness district of tho Important town
of Nuplor wiped out.
When tho big bridge over the
Hudson is completed. New York
City will have lis first above ground
connection with tho rest of the
name for the bridge. "Washington
Memorial Bridge," which Iho
Hearst papers recommended, is the
official name thus far.
M,r. Mason, of tho Post, wants
to call It "Palisades llrldge" nnd
Mr. I'alterson, who hns a' news
paper, wnnls to call It the "Hudson
llridge." A wlso compromlBC might
call It tho "Udlson Hrldgo,"
Ktlison brought light across the
Hudson, rrom New Jersey to Man-
Italian and spread it all over I lie
world.
This writer hack in the night
of time saw him pulling lights in
Harry Hill s, where John I.. Sul
livan fought. It- would please n
good ' many Americans lo honor
ICdison, Out greatest man this
country has developed since Lin
coln, and lo do It while he is nlivc
tn know about it.
The Ocean Greyhound Was a Frankfurter.
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Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D.
fllRnfd Irtttrs pertaining tn pmniul ImiHIi
will he naswrwl y Mr. Iltady If slamiinl tt'lf
and written in ink. (UlrtK In tit l.iritr immhfr nf
reply t-aif lie nmile to (lurries not ctmformiiiit 'ln
Tlw Mall Trlliune.
a riHifir oijVm:i urns
JIavinR ileolaimed for ycaiw and
years that there wn no such thins
as rhe"uinatiKm, I savo many of
our older renrtpr.s great joy -when
I iinnounred hero last winter that
I KUO.HSIHl I ViH
dovelopliiK a Ut
ile rht'innaUz In
tho left knee. Hut
tho filee of our
friends wui Bhoi't
lived, for only a
few months later
I wan reluctantly
eonmruinrd to re-
II o r t that t h e
i' h e ti m ntlz or
whatever it may
hav hft'ii hud oleurert up after a
short spell on a modified Lann
Ktrnth reKlm7. Don't interrupt
mo now. 4a ask what, the LanK-
troth reftlmen 1b- it's a diet, and
if you want to try It on your ease
just write in. ask for it, nay what
ou think at Id you. and Imio.o
wtainped'onvetope hearing your ad-
drivis. Don't try l make a clip
ping do In lieu of your own request
if you do, I promise you will not
net the regimen.
I have never asserted that thero
Is no such thlnu as arthritis' that's
Just a medical word meaning In
flammation of Joint. 1 have never
tried to make anybody hi'lieve that
neuritis doesn't happen oliher. Neu
ritis is anotlrer medical term mean
ing Inflammation of nerve. Whut
I do say is thai you can't have
neuritis Jtist' In your moments of
boredom, -or- by spells or off and
on. If you do have neuritis you
have It today, tomorrow, next Sun
day and i he week after, rain or
shine, wet grounds or douMo-hend-or.
1 must insist on this, because
if we become too indulgent with
tho idle wives of tho tired busines.
men they will be spiinninj the
"neuritis' 'alibi all tho time and in
ORFiOX. WEDNESDAY.
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fool
and liyxiene, rmt to dtefa-if, diacnotl or Irratraent
mltlrfsed rnvelflpe U frwlu-.nl. letters alwuld In; liriff
let I its rreeittnl only n few ran lit aiivwttftl lifrf. Ni
irislnictioiw. Aildrrts Dr. William Brady in care Df
ix this hk-ht plack
that way the imaginary malady
might become established a firm
ly as the older doge of "nervous
ncss.'' I am experiencing one can
scarcely say suffering a touch of
brachial neuritis at present. Do
not be disturbed by the adjective
I apply to my neuritis. That mere
ly indicates where tho trouble Is
or what nerve It involved. It Is
only polite to give an inkling like
that if you're going lo mention
your trouble nt all. If you were
to toll someone you were nursing
a broken bono you'd indicate ap
proximately tho name or at leant
the situation of tho lesion, oven In
every day gossip, Otherwise, it
would bo needless to mention, the
matter at all. So when you eii
ously mean you have neuritis you
should say so. as I do. You must
'Uply the appropriate adjective.
.Mich as sciatic, optic, facial, inter
costal or brachial if you expect
intelligent people to take your
diagnosis seriously. If you go
ahout prating of your ''neuritis"
the only logical conclusion we can
draw is that you have too much
Imagination or, if there is anything
actually the matter, then you must
bo rather dumb to guo-s about it
you ought to consult a physician.
There is a type of brachial neu
ritis that occurs in drivers of cUved
cars. This form of brachial neu
ritis Is ALWAYS on tho loft side,
the side next tho open window, so
the French physicians assure us.
They do-scribe it as "sciatica" of
the shoulder. Mine developed, our
old-timeivt will be delighted to
loarn. immediately after a drive of
several days vross country. I had
tho window on tho left open most
of the time; when tho wind was too
stroni; that window was closed and
tho window on tho right was open.
Did I take "cold" in tho brachial
FEBRUARY 4. 19.11.
!dxuh? I MUiipiwm the uld-iimerti
will feel positive I did. But 1 Uun't
j believe anykintl of imurUU u ever
icmit'tKi ry eoM. At the very best
tiie evuifrif in all auch cae
seems to me just about us uncon
vincint; a it in !n my own i-riso.
How come I didn't HW it on the
left Mile, where iur Kreneh col
leatrue.s nay u I .V Y A I M A 1 J I , V oe
curx? QrnSTTONS ANSWPItS
-Moro runny IMiy.-loltiy.
-I no pliyioloy c(af of
school would like to know some
thing about aspirin tablets. What
do they contain, what is the effect
of using thorn regularly, and are
Ulank's make pure and harmless
a they are claimed to be? Al. M.
Answer. 'Physiology cover a
multJtudo of thing. In the public
school curricula. "Aspirin" i.s the
common name for a chemical com
pound, acotyl-ealicyli,.. acid osier.
Vour chemistry teacher can tell you
what that means. oune manu
facturer has purer or less harm
ful aspirin thun ijnuther. The
drug bonumbs sensation and so re
lieve ail kiniLs of aches, pains find
unpleasant feeling, even a nor
mal sense of fatigue or weariness,
as many a misguide.) victim of the
drug has discovered t(l her cost
in neaith. I know of no other
pain-Kinor ess injurious than :.s-
pinn. At tho same time 1 think
anybody who lightly .swallows a
dose of aspirin In the childish be
lief that it ca n c u re or re mod y
" uung otner than pain or ache
orensallon. is to bo pitied, for
of course the drug is not a miracu
lous agent and cannot benumb son
MiUion without having certain
harmful by-effects. One of these
Is destruction of red corpuscles or
interference with their oxygen-carrying
function which i.s important
where the victim has the aspirin
habit. Another injurious effect is
poisoning and impairment of the
neart muscle. I'm a coward anil I
Just love to be comfortable, but
I'd rather put up with an ordinary
ache, pain or vague depression
than take a dose of aspirin or any
similar dope. If it came to a ques
tion of a downright disabling head
ache or pain In the neck ,,r somo
thing. I'd rather take a chance
with a few aspirin tablets than
with any of the popular headache,
neuralgia, grippe or col,t cures so
called. Fating (.'lass.
A party claims he taw a man
eat a small amount of glass. 'an
that be true? Would appreciate
it If you will answer same as much
argument has been caused over
said topic. S. E. IE.
Answer. Certain defective indi
viduals include bits of glass, along
with nails, buttons, and the like,
in their menu. The dimes and
qunrteivi thoy collect from tho ad
miring spectators scarcely pay for
the anesthetic for the tili.H-:) t inn
! that becomes necessary eventually
to remove the foreign hod lea from
tho stomach if the heroes survive
occasional attacks of acute alcohol
ism, and tho plagues that attend
j depraved existence. The popular
notion tnat ground or powdered
glass U a dreadful poison is still
popular, but the truth Is that in
dulgence in powdered glass Is not
fatal at all. : ; : i t -(Copyright
John I- DIIlo Co.)
Sundown
WIDK AWAKi:
By Mary ruham Bonner..
"We are not liko"oor cousin, the
Bullfrog, who is always playing
hide-and-go eck under the moss j
(tint Muiiii. .Miiiiy tie miivh
'hide' with littte of the 'go-seek"
part of the game.
"But let him
have his own ways
as we have ours.
"Yes, goo-room.
Boo roo m," the
other Green Frogs
said to the Spoalt-
"1 K .o ., .. n It ' " ',.
when the winter is in
here wo take a T,
good sleep, but KJ
sleep in such nlicfc' y
weather for sleen- SftaWfi i ill
ing?
"Our cous;ns the Bullfrogs, are
tadpoles before they become frogs,
but different frog families have
different ways.
"People dunt seem to know this.
Some day we may have a chance
It) toll them more, for I fear me.
goo-room, yes. I fear mo, goo-1
room, people know very, very little
about Frog history. .Maybe we
don't know much about their his
tory. We don't know about their i
great explorers- and heroes and !
travels, but we might be able (o
'exchange a few historical facts." 1
m J
3 Ji
vti
a
"C.oo-room, that would be a
good idea. the others said.
Peggy and John laughed to
themwlves. It was a funny idea
to think of u group of frogs sittina
down and uxchunging historical
facts with n group of people. How
different their talks would be!
"The frogs have been telling
some of their history,'' John an
nounced. "1 like that kind of his
tory." "All right." said the IJtllo Black
Clock', who had just arrived. "I'll
turn the time back now and you
can hear some of the other mem-
! bers of this great family talking,
land some day later on we'll come
! hack to Frag Hollow. Rut let'H go
j to n nearby patch of woods. The
'spring- peepers are about to go to
' bed."
j They foltowed the Little Black
Clock until they came to some
woods, and alt around were tiny
Utile fiogs, known as both Tree
Fings and Spring Peepers. They
were slopped.
Tomorrow "Spring Peepers'
Iteiltiiue."
-
Quill Points
Think how America' great
heart would bleed for the starving
farmers if they were in Americu.
If only the banks would use saf
ety paper for notes as, well as
checks.
Note to railroads: Tho old liv
ery stable mefi survived by open
ing garages instead of howling for
government aid.
Once in a while you find a Judge
so honorable he doesn't hesitate
to jail his own bootlegger.
How the senate must suffer
when Mr. Hoover suggests some
thing it can't afford to oppose.
Of course you can get an
electric clock lo keep c:iii
lime, liui then what use would
yon have for a radio.
It must console a farmer to
know ho can go t free s oo d n e x t
spring if he can live until then
without eating.
A groat .and wise president Is one
who happuns to be on the job
when everybody Is making money.
If there's no other way to decide
whether a statesman is a good re
publican, why not look up his in
come tax return ?
Americanism: Convicting the
poor man and clearing the rich
one; wondering why -people prize
money above everything else.
If Sir Thomas Lipton must build
slow boats, he might ciill the next
one the Wickershamrock.
Xow if tho scientists can only
develop' some sound device that
will amplify the voice of consci
ence. How happy the Cuban must be
when he reflects that ho can speak
his mind and be shot by his own
government instead of tho bloody
Spaniard.
K you have a ear door that
won't open, yon can take it to
a repair shop or you can Mirk
I lie car ami leave a package
on the seat.
If old Dobbin had been whipped
lip to a gallop and had knocked
Mimehoily downline Jury wouldn't
hnvo called It an unavoidable acci
dent. A popular and troubled movie
star blames all or her unfavorable
publicity on hard luck. There's
always rome tattler present when
she gets drunk.
It doesn't pay to monkey with a
government. It threatens to .seize
i Chicago man's brewery if he
doesn't pay Income tax on his Il
licit profits.
It must he a great satisfaction
to the jobless to reflect that the
new tariff protects them from the
product of cheap foreign labor.
Daw.-s Is the right man lo
lead the (!. O. 1'. If ever the
party needed a good eusser, it
new. Correct this sentence: ''You ran
over this pedestrian," said the
judge, "and being a pretty girl
isn't going to keep you out i.f the
hoosegow."
By BUD FISHER
j 0 Yea Rememfcer?
TEX. YKAHS AiO TODAY
(Fiotn fil of tho .Mall Tribune.)
February -I. itt-'l.
Eleven feet .of. snow at Crater
Lake, six feet at Siskiyou sum
mit. ' ,
k of P. Lodge donates $11'-' t
leed the starving Armenians.
lirigadier-Uenerul- Ceorge White
urges the- establishment of an Ar
mory in this city.
Legislature p a s s o s an nnti
punchboard measure.
Herbert A'Uurd will resume play
ing the sa xo phone at the Nat
ilaiices. . ' '
Mr. and Mrs. I-;d Lniiiport buy
a new Hudson,
Senator Thomas introduces bill
in legislature asking tnte to wpcud
million dollars building road Cra
ter lake to Mod ford.
! TWKXTY YKAItS ACO TODAY
I (From files of the Marl Tribune.)
I 'February 4, HM t
': M,i vrii. r'n hum w-i i'rw in-ill flti'i Ih
of boxing bout, "they must not be i
brutal or bloody."
AVhite glazed brick for the Spar
la building arrive, and work will
be rushed.
Report that Applegate will b A
tapped by a railroad thrills cliy
ami (".rants Pus.
Assistant Postmaster It a 1 p h
Woodford receives a letter from
the fifth poMtmaster-goneral say
ing the establishment of rural free
delivery between Cent nil Point and
Jacksonville will bo taken up hy
the fourth assistant postmaster
general at an early . date. , .
county court votes $7.rll0 to
wards tho construction of nn Ar
mory at' A'shland. '
Local carpenters demand $4 per
day of S hours.
Bank of Jacksonville grows IIS
per cent in year.
Central Point declares for paved
street. in holy war on mud."
9 U T r V
"As souvenirs," says Bunny, "l
would like a Chinese Jttnk,
Though I'm ufraid there Isn't room
enough left in my trunk."
"For me," says Puff. "I thlnlfc n
Chinese doll would be the
thing
If 1 could have a live one with a
name lllte Chlng-a-Ling."
,' parents
.MFDICiXK.
j By Alice dud sou Pcalc. , .t
Two-year-old Ann shudilerod
when her motlier gave her tho
new tonio which, the- doctor had
prescribed.
Since it would have to be laka-n
nil through the winter months
her mother decided to .use atrat
cgy. The medicine, being flavored
with maple syrup, was really quite,
palatable. Next evening she ap
peared with the bottle and spoon,
poured herself n liberal dose and
swallowed it beforo Ann's wide- '
eyed gaze.
"It's good," said mother.
"(lood," echoed Ann, "then Ann
wants f-omo, too." i
Mother looked doubtful. "This
Is mother's bottle, but. you cant
have Just a little bit."
The baby took it, shivered again
but aid with determination:
"Cood, very good."
'I hree evenings In succession
this performance was repented,
(n the fourth evening she no
longer shivered, and her deter
mined "uood" had an authentic
ring. She had acquired a taste
tor the prescribed medicine.
The wish to imitate their elders .
Is strong in most normal children, f
A little benevolent scheming, utl
lizinsi this tendency will ofter.
make a child do gladly what he
would otherwise do with the great
eft resistance.
Since mcst children must tak
medicine so often, it is well worth
while to Fot up a pleasant attitude
toward it whenever possible. Cer
tain tonics such s cod liver oil,
which most children at first dis
like, become pleasant 1 after they
have acquired the taste.
By rewards and the stimulus of
ndull example, we can help tho
child to accept something which
he may learn to like for its own
sake.
North Carolina sweet potato
growers are standardising on ono
or two good brands. '
A "soused v.ilntion of farm lands
in b'oruia t a tig eg from f per
;tjie in Chr.rlton county, to $2-12.-;
In Fulton countv.
4 .
Vale Local turkey growers sold
thieo carloads tutki short tlmo
ago.
jlflill