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Francisco, Los Angelea, Seattle, Portland.
Ye Smudge Pot
(y Arthur Prry)
Now 1b the time for tho women
folks to plant sweet peas, uml have
tho frost kill them, along with the
almond blossoms.
Tho richest man In town Inform
ed tho writer how poor he was
yesterday, and the rubber band on
his bankroll busted. The bigger
the bankroll, the tighter tho rub
ber band.
It is strange that this fishing
center of the western hemisphere
has no aquarium, nnd, what is
worse, never thought of such
thing.
A check of the populace of
Drookficld shows that baldness
among men Is increasing. If there
is a bald woman in Hrookficld, tlte
writer has never seen her. (Brook
field Tribune.) And, brother, you
never will.
As soon as spring Is definitely
established, several young folks
will luy themselves liable to a
ahivarcc. They cunnot escape this
fa to, any more than they can
escapo Death, Taxes, and Insur
ance Agents.
Gasoline - saving devices . have
started to bloom. It is hard to
beat a pair of shoes as a gasoline
saving device.
''Ruin Is badly-needed to do
spring plowing" (Halsey Notes.)
If the lund won't plow itself, and
the rain won't either, what will
tho farmers do?j
GROUNDS FOR IIVOKCK
Salem Capltul-Jouninl)
Tho largo number of excel
lent carrots, and tho prevail
Ing low prices, offer an in
ducement to many housewives
to try new dishes such as car
rot pudding.
"No person was ever healthy.
while feeling ill" (American Med
ical Journal.) That sounds logical.
Italy, and Uenito Mussolini, arc
acting like the United States loan
ed them f 9!9,GOO,000.000,000,000
during the war, and then fed-that
nation until It could recover from
the effects.
Hubias Deuel, incarcerated in
the legislature from this county,
emitted a maiden speech yesterday,
and his lungs held out to the fin
ish. It was his first public speech
ami every word, was weighed be-
foro it was uttered. There were
r only a couple of- 8-pound words In
his cntlro peroration. Like all
young orators, it Is safe to say that
tho gentleman from Jackson, went
straight to tho , heart of things,
ignoring all tho other vital organs
enrouto. .
SC1ENCK
"Science, exploring Nature's
schemes.
Its former sentence now revokes,
God Is not one of- man's bad
dreams
Uut man Is one of God's bad
jokes.' , ,
This faith the physicist nfflrms
And docs not scruple to defend
Dy arguments expressed in terms
Impossible to comprehend.
Old-fashioned trinities give place
To new quatornltios sublime;
Familiar, three-dimensioned npn.ee
la liomoouslan with time,
k No longer at their mother's knee
May infants lisp of things divine;
To know whatever gods may bo
This generation seeks a sign.
And while the world grows daily
worse,
While children die in septic
slums,
Mm watch the unfriendly universe
Work out Interminable sums.
"For there." they say, "tho eternal
mind
Toys with celestial calculus:
Tho only God that wo enn find
Remarkably resembles us."
(West Und Review)
A united Hepubllcun party uf
Jackson county will hold its an
nual Lincoln Day banquet, Fcbru
ary K'. next, which Is also utilized
by banks and barbertcrlas as an
cicuyo to suspend opcrntlons. Tho
phrase, "a united Republican
party." ia not In accordanco with
the facts, per last November, when
they were split asunder and afar,
and enjoyed their own suicide. The
appointment uf a niastec electri
cian fur the State-owned electric
light plant In this vicinity has not
been named as yet.
Editorial Correspondence
P1IOEX1X, Ariz., Feb. 1
In tlie good old summer time,
In tlie good old summer time,
Strolling down the shady lane
TA tec, TA tee, T-AA !
Onr last was on the Sunset
Limited, as it sped from rain to
sun shine nt the edtro of the
Colorado desert. Ever since
then it lias been the "good old
summer time." So warm and
sandy on the observation plat
form that only one lone man
stuck it ont, the others came
in where the electric fans were
oing, and only a few grains of
sand came through the ventila
tors.
The break was interesting,
from a down-pour to a desert
souUed with sunshine just as
if there were an unseen wall
between Palm Springs and
Beaumont, beyond which the
clouds could not go. Of course
the weather bureau can explain
it. But just why the annual
rainfall at Palm Springs should
be about half an inch a year,
and 30 or 40 miles to the West,
a foot or so is a mystery to us.
"Xo rain" makes the desert,
and the desert without trees or
verdure, makes "no rain." Sort
of a vicious circle from the
standpoint of agriculture. But
who cares about agriculture?
Think of the tourist crop!
Two expensive looking young
ladies alighted at the Palm Springs
station, where the stage met them.
It is not only well to LOOK ex
pensive if you want to go to Palm
Springs, but be so. However there
is nothing very cheap in any o
this southwestern country. It's
short season, and every one is out
to cash in while tlie sun shines.
In tho middle of the desert, we
ran upon a rare sight tho con
servative and serious-minded S. P.
indulging in humor. A completely
arid spot marked only by a sign
post on which tlie name of the sta
tion wns printed "SALIVA." (Cer
tainly tlie only conceivubly moist
thing that has ever reached there.)
At Yuma they arc still stopping
all ears and searching them for
infected fruit. The train passed
close to the "hold up" station, and
there were ten or twelve cars be
ing ransacked, the occupants ap
pearing properly irritated. The
trains -howevor aro not inspected.
so tho prize oranges wo bought of
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Page One)
restore to silver its value, on a
basis of twenty to one at most,
with renewed and extensive coin-
3 of the metal. The desire to
"control money" will not be so
keen, now that one sided money
means bankruptcy, with hall' the
earth's people unable to buy from
the gold hoarders.
Italy has discovered oil, In en
couraging iiunntitlcs. at Kontcvivo.
near Parma. Thero Is no great
quantity, as yet, hut the oil does
gush from tho ground, and in Italy
today I hat means an much as four
or five rainbows In tlie sky ut
once.
Mussolini, most energetic and
efficient of earth's rulers, with the
possiblo cxccpt.iun of Stalin, or
ganized the "Azicnda - (Jencralc
Itallana Petrola" to seek for oil
and lias found it seven hundred
feet down.
Mussolini might imitate Stalin,
who sends for American experts
in his Industrial difficulties.
Kingsbury, of California, Scubert,
of Indiana, or Tcuglo, of Now Jer
sey, might tell him, on tlie trans
atlantic telcphono what to do. The
message might read "We arc going
down as far as nine thousand feet
here, try that. Thero aro often
deeper, richer sands below the
shallow sands."
M
Or Mussolini coulu call in his
European neighbor, Uctcrding, who
is no child in oil since he domin
ates tho world's oil business now
as Standard oil once did before
our wise men decided not to let
American enterprises become too
successful.
Mussolini might even interest
John D. himself, cnuslng that anc
MUTT AND JEFF
a colored nmn ut Redlnnds large
as grape fruit, thin skinned and
full of juice wore not confiscated
by the Arizona authorities.
A long line of squatting squaws,
the smallest weighing about 230
at the railroad station, their beaded
wares, postal curds, etc., in front
of them, each article marked with
a price, the squuws saying noth
ing, making no attempt to sell
whether because the law does not
permit them or they can't talk
English, we dou't know. Perhaps
both. When we bought an article
for 25 cents, gave the squaw an
extra penny and took it back, she
laughed uproariously, and all her
neighbors joined in. Didn't get the
joko, but it called forth Indian
language as well as laughter. Per
haps they thought It was the pale
faces idea of a tip and then he re
tracted at the Inst moment. What
ever It was, the Yuma Indians ap
parently know how to make change.
Many people In .Medford must re
mcnibcq Lieutenant Arnold, tho
army round tho world flier who
visited Medford with his fellow
aviators after completing their
epoch niaking trip a very hand
some winning chap. The other day
his wife won against him in a di
vorce suit here, the court denying
his plea for same. Arnold mean
time had married a movie star In
Mexico, but they had separated
when Mrs. Arnold started her drive
to keep lilm for her own. Much
elated Mrs. Arnold says she still
loves her husband, and intends to
stick to him, somewhat after the
fashion, we assume, of a sheet of
fly paper. Strange point of viow!
We ncvor could understand, any
husband or wifo, wanting to keep
the other member of tho contract
against thoir will. Such a person,
to say the IcaBt, must be a glutton
for punishment.
It is warmer here now than on
our previous visit about three
weeks ago and the hptels aro hav
ing better business. This has been
a perfect day, not a cloud In the
sky or a breath stirring, warm
without being hot, and a sparkle in
the air. Harry the Hopi is still
managing things on the roof,
lounge, with bis usual courtesy, i
personal interest, and yet without
servility never the slightest loss
of dignity. Don't kuow how he
does it guess he was born that
way.
The fastidious single gentleman
who puts a silk handkerchief over
his head, a fresh carnation lu his
button-hole and snores in the sun.
is still here the sunburn has deep
ened into a deep rosewood tan. His
diamonds still sparkle and he
changes his clothes at least twice
a day. It is always interesting to
speculate regarding people one sees
in a hotel away from home. It lias
been our observation that men of
great wealth almost never act or
look that way we know nothing
about ft of course. This bird may
be Otto Kahn but we have a
sneaking idea he belongs to that
type that puts everything that can
be mustered Into. Uie SHOW WIN
DOW. ient power to arouse rrom Its fal'ner
sleep and take a hand. Not long
since the Rockefeller family, just
to show It could be done, and fur
possible future use, brought in n
well, far inside tho arctic circle,
although it would cost fifty mil
lions to run a pipe line up there.
It might amuse them to prove
that oil underlies Sicily, perhaps
on tho very spot where Archimedes
requested the soldier to get out of
his sunlight, what a marvelous
combination would come of Italian
industry and abundant, cheap oil
and gasoline.
Everyone wishes full success for
tho Azicudu gencrale.
England sentences Alfred Arthur
Rouse to be hanged tor the murder
of a man unknown, something that
has not happened in 146 years,
and the jury took only fifteen min
utes to decide. The British believe
In punishing murder. We believe
In coddling, or ignoring it. it's a
crime in England, an industrial
institution here.
Rouse had becomo Involved In
love affairs and desired to disap
pear, without dying. His automo
bile was burned, and in It was
found the charred corpso of a nmn,
not Rouse, who was disappointed
in liis murder theory that his own
death would bo taken for granted.
How he got tho man into the
car and burned him is not known.
Sherlock Holmes would have ad
vised him to buy a corpse and burn
that. In case of need, he could
prove it and escape hanging.
Civilizations methods imiirovo
even executions. House will be
hanged, and promptly, but out of
sight, in a prison cell yard, when
the tiling happened 145 years ago,
In 17SC, a sailor, never Identified,
was murdered near llindliead.
Three men were hnnged in chains,
on the secno of tho crime, lor the
edification of tho public.
He's Lucky It's Not The Third Rail.
MAIL TRIBUNE
DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE
Solution of Yesterday'. Puzz'e
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Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D. ,t - .- . . -
RlKnefl IcttfM rrtiilitliit to rwrMtnnt lialtli
will he answrrwl ty Pr. Hraily if a stamp! self
aiMl written In Ink. Owing to (lie law mitniVr of
reply ran Ite made tu gurries nut conforming to
The Mail Trlhuiir.
ATTKXDAXCK KICCOKDS V
Little tin doctors whoso em-j
ployers small town school boards
rci"( u i ro. It u n dcrla k e the d ia k -
iiosIh of tho ail
m $ n t h -f.of tho
Hchool children
who come under
their observation.
A good nurse
learns nolhlnn
about diagnos
is in her course
of training, but
the school hoard
c a r e s nothing
about that. Sho is hired to at
tend at the school and tho board
feels that the parents are pretty1
dumb anyway and will tolerate
the tin doctoring of their kids
as a cheap way out. It would
cost moro than the nurseV sal
ary to provide medical attend
ance or supervision in the
school. School boards are much
like large Industrial corporations
and the proprietors of large shop"
or commercial lirsl Itutions In this
Itn doctoring racket. The in
dustrial com panics assume that
employees will be glad to get
the imitation doctoring which the
nurse of nour-nurxe gives and as
a rule the hands are not un
willing to take a chance with
tho tin doctoring because they
fall tu comprehend that they nee
paying for it themselves, and
paying dearly. Many of them
aro so dumb they actually lmn
Inc the bops is giving them the
nurse's service for nothing.
".Tames is returning to school
thlH morning after another se
vere cold nnd touch of the flu."
one mother wrote to n ( hool's
tin doctor, early In .November.
"This make the third time he
has had to be out becausu or
colds and flu since school open
ed . . . Wc kuow of children
going to school in splto of severe
cotiKbs and colds . . . encour
aged to remain in school in order
to mulntnln the attendance rec
ord . . ."
Tho little tin doctor of the
"School sent tho mother a char
acteristic answer. Kho explained
bow tho nystrm had been cstab
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Instruct ions. Adrftm Pr. William llrady in care )f
UKSVS llKAl.TIl Ki:COU1N.
lished by the school authorll'es,
and while It did sometimes work
hardships, on the whole it work
ed well and "stimulates many
children to come regularly who
otherwise might be fnclimd - to
stay home for trivial reasons , . .
As fiir as we know we do ex
clude all eontn;ious colds with
acute symptom' ..."
Thero you have the nub of it.
It is left to the judgment of Ihe
little tin doctor whether to ex
clude the kid with the cough or
running none or maybe tho early
symptoms of measles or whoop
ing cough or diphtheria, or to
permit him to remain In school.
liven a competent doctor can
not be at all sure about the
diagnosis of any such Illness In
the oarly stage. ll is absurd to
entrust the health and tiveH of
a group of school children, even
children of the poorest or least
Influential people, to tho tembr
mercies or a little tin doctor
whose training has not even pur
ported to fit her for such a
duty.
I uppcal to the parents of chil
dren in such badly administered
schools to assert their natural
right and to blast the attend
ance records to bell and gone.
Who caieM whether the school
has a lilu'h or low attendance
record? What we parents are
concerned about Ih the h.lath
and welfare of our children. Are
we lo be treated as humble
peasnnls by these politicians who
have control of tho schools? Ih
this America or Kurasla?
A nursn should be constantly
In attendance In every school
as a niirw. Parents who give
their .kids n nnuarc . deal will
simply not tolerate any little tin
doctor nioiikcyshtiii's If they have
a modicum of -self -respect.
WKKTIONS AMI AXKWHHS
Milk Nut lliiullne
I am fond of milk In an
form, but I im't Hike much of
It without suffering from 'he
constipation erfeet ... ( K. K. )
Answer. Milk Is not consti
pating. It is merely that your
diet does not Include sufficient
luilliral rnuirliaKi or iiulii;estilde
residue. .Make It ll rule tu eat
(Hiine fl-osh fruit daily ami Home
fresh leafy vegetable or root 'en
etalile, both fruit ami vek'etslile
tireferaldy raw.
Hvtiila Ainei-leaiia.
Some one let loose a saek of
snakes on the floor of a moving
piettire theater in Cermauy dur
ini: 11 showing of a war fllin.j
and the iiudieuee was soon In'
panie, but tlie exeitoinont Vllsi
followeil by laimllter when some!
one discovered the snakes Hel v'
the harmless iardcn variety.
Would you . . (it. W.)
Answer. Not in America here
it would lie day.-, werks or years
lnfori Mirh discovery could bo
tuade. And if or when unyoiu'
nitui til to niinoum'e his ilis
rovriy lie would hi' branded a
nut if tlie follvH In their ter
rible plight listened to bint at
all.
lake I'jit'iilysK.
Tho papers told of diseovery
of the polxoit that causes Jake
paralysin. by governmont chem
ists. Have they found auythiHK
that will antidote the polton or
cure the paralysis? (I). X. S )
Answer. Kxperts of tho 1'iiblie
Health Se-rviee bureau of tho
tn-nsury department have deter
mined that so-called g Inner or
"Jake" para lysis Is d no to t rl -cresyl
phosphate. They assume
this substance is used by un
fvriipuliiiiH producers of commer
cial "ginger" extracts because it
Is difficult to distinguish It from
genuine ginger. No antidote or
cure has been found. The sub
stance seems to have a special
affinity for spinal nerves con
trolling ha tlds and feet; just as.
wood alcohol lias special nfriuity
for tho optle nervcH. A single
drink of the "ginger" may In
sufficient to produce the paraly
sis, which develops after a week
or 1 0 days.
Turn AlHiut Would llo Good
Education.
Should n child be made to
stop crying after they have been
punished or hurt? A boy now
f years old has never been al
lowed in cry after being hurt
or punished, since he was ; yearsj
old in fact I have seen him
spanked until he did stop cry-j
ing. lie is KCtthiK very nerv
ous, and won't eat. His father
teases him. and If he starts to
cry then his father spanks him I
for cryinc . . . (A. M.)
Answer. Some one sh-mlil give
the father a little of his own
i practical psychology, with fists
or a whip, and let him see how
cood ho Is at repressing hi own
emotions. The child who does
not cry when hurt Is surely ab
normal. parents
"SCAItY" ;.MKS AND KTOUIKK
lly Alice tludson Pcale.
When the story of Mack Sambo
was told to a four-year-old kin
dergarten group, one little boy
bursf into tears and rushed over to
tho teacher, crying. "Plea, plonso
est o p. I don't wn n t to h en r any
more!'
It was the too-graphic telling ofi
pour little lilack Sambo's plight.
when be thought that all four tigers
had come back to eat him up, that
caused tho outburst.
To most children tho story of
little Htlack Sambo Is entirely do-1
light Cut. Tho roaring tigers, the
fear eleiniit nnd the wholly satis
factory outcome offer Just the right
combination of excitement and
pleasure.
Hut children are not all nllke,
and there are many who react with
violent emotion to stories that have
long been considered nursery clas
sic. It is well to study your child
carefully on this point and to select
your stories accordingly.
Frequently ntorics that arc other
wise suitable inspire terror because
the grown-up, in an effort to glvo
the greatest possible delight to his
iiiall listener, dramatizes too vivid
ly the cruet, gruesome or fearful
elements of tho utory.
The tension caused by a too-
excltlng dory-boiir often results in
rcHtlosH sleep, bad dreams and even
night terrors.
Another source of such difficul
ties Is found In game which dram
atize hunting, fthootlng, fights with
wild animals, or battles with drag
ons and giants.
'liven the most stable child should
not be allowed to Indulge In such
games just before going to bed.
Children of like nge seldom over-
stimulate one another even nt thin
wrt of play. It is usually when n
child plays with older children or
with adults that tho make-believe
becomes so real nn to frighten him
The snlary of none of tho New
York Yankee players was cut for
tho 1 S3 1 season despito tho fact
tho club failed to finish 1-2 Inst
year, according to lid Harrow
1 business manager.
Quili Points
Aiioth.
needs is
thing
good
tills
fiv.-i
eon nt ry
em tip.
The rarki'tt'i'r'rt vlrliin ha (ne
roiiHulittlnn. l':irt of the mono
will bo UHcd to pay fr a t 'nt
fmuiul.
Notllin lasls for ver exeepl
Ibe foolish iopular eoiniellon
that eunelit conditions will.
This 111:1 ii Lucas should be a
I federal Judge. A federal judge
can gum up the works ami stilt
hi Id his Job.
1 anii
depositors; froen
loans; a closed bank. Thus our
bi ill! ant hanking; law makes pau
pei'M of the people it is designed
to protect.
If women feel sorry for the
groom and men feel sorry for
the bride, 11 Is a liuppy mut
ing of kindred souls.
Let's have fewer expressions of
optimism. il always scares the
patient when (lie doctors think
It necessary to assure lilm he
won't die.
HiiMhane keeps wondering how
the ktissian government gets so
much money. Did he never see
a eider mill siiucczing apples?
There isn't much wrong with
a country whose most poptilnr
comcdlan never resorts to dirt.
Americanism: Placing a tariff
on wheat to keep foreigners from
selling here; permitting foreigners
to sell short on the exchange
without paying any tariff.
Tho f irst impression given b
Judge Unilscy'H magazine articles
Is that he has no daughters.
Vou can tell a professional at
first glance. He. takes the money
in daylight.
Dull business has one com
pensation, t'ops aren't so fussy
when you park too Uniy in front
of a store.
Personality is the quality
(bat makes Dad still seem u
wonder In spite of Ids ef
forts (o do Willie's arith
metic. A free country Is one in which
the only people who can't real
Ize tho futility of price fixing
become public officials.
Floyd filbboiis sayn being shot
feels much like being burned with
fire. Helng half shot In theso
times feels n i mil like that, too.
"Tho first shall be last" fits
tho doctor, too. lie's the first
one called and the last one paid
Correct this sentence: "liven
though our placn stays crowded
said tho proprietor, "we aro just
as polite to patrons us wo were
when wc started."
SERVER OF PROCESS
NUW YORK, Feb. 3 (K) Mux
Selimnllug. tlie heavyweight champ
ion, is nblo lo protect himself In a
hotel lobby un well as 111 the ring.
Ho his manager, .loo Jacobs, said
In disclosing that the pugilist eject
ed from the Hotel Commodore yes
terday a man described ns a pro
cess server. Sehmoliug took liim
by I lie collar, .tarnlis said, and
hustled him out to the street where
the doormen look care of him.
JUSTICE RUSK DIES -IN
HOME AT G. PASS
O HANTS PASH, Ore, Fob. 3.
IV C. Ii. Husk, author and ex
plorer, died at his homo here to
day. Death came a tho result of
acute dilation of the heart. He
was a justice of peace in Josephine
county.
Itusk ' recently returned from
Alaska, where he spent a part of
the Hummer exploring glacier for
mations. By BUD FISHER
wou mm Be aoiMi
Bt boat-but
I'm going
rail:
Do Ysn Remember?
TKV YKARS AGO TODAY
Kiom files of tho Mall Tribune.)
rehnmi'j' a. IU2I.
County resident, who nn a vinit
to San FranrlHCO. j:.ive liis walli't
conUiinctl $-'00 to kt-p for hlin,
returns without the walU't or con-ti-nts.
I'ltoriilx hulli-K start drivn to aid
llu Hiarving ArmenlaitH.
Gold Mill News report a moral
clean -up underway in that com
munity. Trio alleged In have flim-flammed
I -con llaskins. the druggist,
out of 10 jailed at Grant Pass.
American legion pouts oppose
importation ut alien orchard labor
to the valley.
Fourteen hundred Medford dogs
have no licenses.
lllonde passeri a bum check on
tho Optimo Cafe.
TWISTY YKAUS Ai() TODAY
(From files of the Mail Tribune)
IVbruary ;t. 101 1.
City to make how as "Conven
tion City of Oregon" next year.
Chamber of Commerce decides.
Claude Mie advertises he will
"sacrifice 40 -acre orchard at $2011
per acre. "He an optimist for
once, nnd consider this proposi
tion," he concludes.
Kagle 'Point
tight plant.
to have elect lie
ireat floods block trains in Cali
fornia. Louis W. Hill scores Oregon for
"itrt poor roads and backwardness
In Intensive farming."
Groundhog saw his shadow.
High school artists present
Military Girl."
Central 'Point woman who killed
a deer out of sua.son, at ISO yards,
fined $;0.
9 vJ "r r v
"In China I should have a queue,'
nays Puff, "to bo in tyle..
There ought to bo a store where I
? could tnko on? out for trial."
"I beg your pardon,"' Hunny Bays,
with somothing of a amlle:
".Why buy n queue when you have
hud a pigtail all the while"
SUNDOvW
IES
FKUG FASHIONS
lly Mary (irnliam Honncr
Tho frogs encli took another
bug, looked exceedingly plemanl
after this tasty little meal (at leant
they thought It
woh very tasty).
and listened once
moro whilo one of I
the Green Frogs I
did tho talking. I
"Ah," continued
the Speaker lrrog,
"1 remember how
we nil changed our
tadpole wnys In
rim "vr
1" f
order to follow the!
Frog fashions.
"Thero aro sonic j
who change their I
fashions with the
yearn. The frogs have more senso
than that. We have good fashions
and follow them through life.
"Well, when wo bognn to realize
that wc shouldn't bo tadpoles nny
more, but grown-up frogs, we be
gan letting our hind legs grow,.
"Yes. that Is the way. to do it!
Let your hind legs grow If you
want to become frogs." (
l'eggy nnd John smiled as they
looked nt each other. The other
frogs kept speaking now nnd then,
but about all they said was, "Goo
room, that is so.''
They always n greed with the.
Speaker Frog, and Indeed he was1
giving Krog history very correctly.
"Of course, first of oil we let our t
left nrm como mil nnd . see Iho '
daylight." - v
"He has a funny way of express
ing himself,' John said to. Peggy, r
and sho nodded. - . -f
"Then," tho Oreen l-'rog contin
ued, "wc let the- right one break
through the skin and wo1 have two
arms. Many do not call them
arms, hut they should ho no called..
Then wo have our logs tu consider,
and our faces change and becomo
real frog faces.
"To be sure, 1 must not leave
out about tlie tail. Wo just let our
tail disappear.
"What do we want of tails when
wn nre full-grown frogs nnd no
longer bnby tadpoles?"
"(loo-room,'.' tho others suld.
"We do not want our tails any
more."
"Of course not. No frog In the
history ofFrogland ever asked for
a tall back again.
Tomorrow "TYMo Awake,!
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