PAGE FOUR MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, M"EDFORD, OT?E("iONT, MONDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1931. Medpord Mail Tribune Dillf and Sunday JUblidied by MEDFORD 1'ItJNTlNQ CO. 35-3T.S9 N. Fit fit. Pboot T9 HUBERT W. Bl'HL, F-ditor 8. 8UMPTEB Hill Til, IUiiC Ad Independent Ncnpaper Entered u eeond flu milter ftt Medfurd, Oteon, under Act of Much 8, 187V. Bt HH( KIITIDN BATKS By Mali In Aduoce: PtJU, tb SuraUr, rear fT.T.f) haily, wlib Butviir, roomh "5 Daily, without Sunday, yrar 6. SO Daily, Uhout Sunday, month fJIV Sunday, oue year -"0 By Carrier, In Adiawe Mwtford, Ashland. Jaetoomilie, Central I'uint, Phoenli, Talent, (Juld Hill and on llltclivay. Pally, vith Sunday, month 9 .75 Dally, without Sunday, mmilli Uj Daily, without Riutday, one rar 7 ou Dally. lth Sunday, one ytar K.uu i All lernu, eh In adtanee. Official paper of U City of Medford. Official paper of Jaclwn County. MEMBER OK TUB ABHDCIATKD I'HEHS Kecelvlm Full Leased Wire 8m Ice Tb Associated I'resK li exeluslTdy tiitllled to the use fur publkntlon of all ncvm ilhiiutrlicn credited to It or othcrwtu credited In Oils paoer, and alio to the local new published herein. AU rights for publication of ipeclal dispatches herein are alu reserml. MEMBER OK AUDIT BUREAU OF CIHCUI.ATIONH Ye Smudge Pot (By Arthur Ptrry) Most any ninUo or 1931 modi-1 nulo cnn bo purL-hum-il "with u low-down flrtit payment," which iH exactly what they ulwuyif were. The social whirl last week pro duced e vera I No-Hostess, No Salad, No Loser affairs. Tho "best minds of Oregon" see no way to prevent an extra session of the legislature. An the Ieglnla- tlve session is. In the first place, . nothlns hut an excuse to Ket away from home, an extra session cun he averted, In whole or part, by having the womenfolks of the ho Ions hie to Hulom and announce they Intend tu linger until the finish,. The pictures of Mussolini show Mm looking mean, with his lower lip protruding in a mighty pout Thi8 scared tho Htato department and they rushed him an apology. A crash' followed. Tho mule fllaggered a moment, hut recovered nnd walked away. The car lost three wheels. (Del Norte Trlpli cato.) A phono pule could huvo dono no better. This In Ground Hog Day, nnd has nothing at nil to do with BautuiKO. If tho t). Hog rcoh his Hhadow, which ho did, thcro will he (tlx weeks more of winter, of which thero has boon none. JjADY lJNANC'IKH (KnnwiN City Star) I5ear Chuperon: I nm a young matron owning a car, and won dered If It would ho correct to let my acquaintances know I expect a recomponso when I take, them to clubs and social affairs and home again. I do not ask them to go with me, but tlioy Invariahly call and ask mo to drop by for them or take them homo. I thought a recom ponso might enuhlo me to meet aomo of tho exponso a cur neces sarily entails. Ijver since I have owned a car I havo been expected to gather up everyone, nnd some times go back for morol Yesterday was a balmy day, and tho highways woro glutted with nutos proceeding nt the moderate paro of a hastily formed tornado. Nothing was killed except a few premature grey squirrels, with business on tlio other side of the road. The full effects of tho depression In these parts will not bo definitely known until It Is warm enough for tho males to run around without their overcoats. Many a camel's hair overcoat covers a threadbare trouaor's seat. JVST CONCMWON (l.lita Mills Heutincl) U is reported that a popular young couple of this place went to Vrcka tho first of tho week to get married, hut us ono of them has vet timed wo suppuso It Is "all off." " Tlio fiendish shtvureo continues ustho leading form of social tor ture, In this Hhlvarco center of the west. . Tho shlvaree caravans now havo only two arterial streets for their devilment, and tho opening of 8th streot, as proposed, will give them a broader scope. A civic bloclthouso should ho built, with cannon on tho ramparts, Newly weds could race from the altar to tho blockhouse, nnd, If they made It,' bo nhle to offer sturdy rcsls tanrc. The last shlvaree lost their tomper,t when the groom objected to being baptized In Hear creek, on a rather chilly evening. Who ever heard of such a thing! Last week. In Iowa, a shlvaree sur rounded a recently wedded pair in their abode, and tho groom pitssed around clears of u low grade. Their quality Irked ono of the sere nnd em, and u fracas ensued. Tho groom could not whip Ml people, of both sexca, nnd. when they subdued him and threatened to suspend him from a plum tree limb, he raced Into his houo and fired his pistol nt the lower limbs of his tormculcrs. Unfortunately, one such wan stooping over picking tip something (probably a rock, to throw at the bride), at tho right moment and the bullet took htm fcquare back of tho left ear. Ho l now In tho custody of the coroner und will do no more shlvareetng in this world. First degree murder charges for tho groom. Tho writer would like to he a member of the jury that hear this cusc. Just to nee how long It would take to convict htm of anything more serin im thsn discharging a firearm within the city limits. Chvwlfled adrtrtlmnf eU result Editorial Correspondence SL'XSKT L 1 M I T K l KN KOrTK TO I'llOKNIX Jim. HI Hiylit iilinut tv rain II came down in liuclicls all nicht. l'l at cliivlinlit, )issiiij; llmi Wntur.i, the oraii(;o proves, like the f'luatint; tiiii'ilens iimi .Mexico Cily juiildli's vvvry where, here and there a minia ture lake the highway a st retell (if liiiiid silver in the early dawn. Tim had we haven ! time tu eall tin our elderly mint in l'asadena. She would claim the rain was more hcautiful and salubrious than rain could lie in any other part of tile world it lias a spiritual cpial ily (whatever that, is) per haps it is related in some way to baptism. It's the same with l'asadena sunshine however. In other words in California, whatever IS is rinht. Well not, a bad philosophy perhaps un less you are a noii-Californiau and have to listen to it ! Judging by the nioniiii pap ers, L. A. is all het up over Cluirlcy Chaplin's premier at the new Los Angeles tliealre last nitfhl. Kvery seat filled at $10 per and up the new film silent of course called "City Lights" full of humor, smart jjao, pathos and the great ar tistry of the minitable Charley, aeording to the reviewers. AVe hope to see it on the way back. Have never nil. -.mid it Chaplin film since "Tillies ISusted Ko iiuiiu'o" before Charley was a star never intend to. Too had wo missed I ho show seeing all thouo celebrities would havo given uh $f worth und any premlero by Charley would huve been worth another $5 to any dyed In tho wool Chaplin Inn. Charley was thero with Prof, und Mrs. lOiustolu as his guests tlio professor stole tho show outside and Charley Inside so tho papers Hay. Fair enough, For lli people understand Klnstclu und according to our information, no one In Jxjh Angeles understands Charley. Among tho film nohillly at "City Lights" woro Mrs. John Hnrrytnoro. (Whoro was John?) "Miss" (Jloila Kwauson. Miss Lily Dainlta, Miss Marjnrlo ltambeuu, Mrs. Win. Oihhii McAdoo, Miss Dolores del Hlo, Mrs. Cecil Io Mllle. Miss Sun i'arroll. Brisbane's Today (Continued from Pigs One) uko of IiIk IiuhIiiush wall Hinull pro fit, riillroiiilH may find tlio rpduc tion profltiihle. Klovuted rullruuilH In Now York City nitido lltllo or no niom-y wliilp they cluirKWi ton tontH. tnoy 1'ouKlit ilcHiiorntoly ukhIiihI a re duction to five cents und lifter tlio reduction ennui they iniulo nioiioy. .1 Tho ltitolllKont jrovornniont of Colouiliin. condescending to niiiko humiin weuknoHH iirofitahle, piltH o tux f clKht centH u (ninrt on hour nnil thiH inoelH u Iiu'ko purl of the national expense. Onco, iinclo Sam used to pay part of li I h expenses, with tuxea collected on hocr. It Ih estimated that ho could get 1500,000,000 n year in tlint wny now. Uut for tlio present, no pretors to lot hootloKKors und lil-JackerH havo that money, while ho Hpenils aomo of his millions in a vnln ef fort to prevent the Halo of boor, und worso tliluits. Tlio IiIk DoX, IiIkrohI nlrnhip next to the earth Itself, arrived ut l4tH l'alinas, ('unary Islands. Katurdny, IihvIhk madn the trip from l.lahon, 71.1 miles In 7 houiH. After HtonnlnK to liiHPoct eu- Klhos, the liiK ship will start fel ine Cupe Verde Islands, SI5 miles from I. us 1'iilmns. Then will come the Ioiik Imp acrosH tho Atlantic. The performance of tho l)o- Is important (o tlio world because It Is tlio first trans Alluntle experi ment with u really IiIk airship. 1 ho bout carries 111 pussenuors. Whoever thinks Americiin work ers don't need protection lu the rliupo of n tariff should rend u re cent AHsnclatcd Press despatch lrom i'litua. MUTT AND JEFF MUTT.i.tTS GO) I TOO roR A TRIP f I TO WALK, fM?0ONt Tttfe I OfcFFl Adalphe Mcnjou. Gary Cooper, Mar iiuIh Henri do Ja KulaiHc (Where was (Maria? I and the MIKKKK: .Mary I'likfonl. (.'unslnnio Hen nett, .Marion IJavics, Janet Guvnor, llarhala Vent. Leatrieo Joy. Char lotte Greenwood, Kdna Pnrvance, Gloria Swan.son and l.upe Vale.. Above taken from the Kxaniiner I as printeil. "MiKst-s" Htrnek uh an ', GO()l. Not one without ONK Iiiih J band at least several who have had two or throe one at least ban bail four yet the official noclely i edilresH Kolemiiiy brings out on her i Corona 'Tlio .MISSKS!" I Right about the liilii ' "tight about the (ruin. U h the bent wo 1 ever have seen on the S. 1. Clean i as u new pin, everything new, ex cellent diner, courteous service. Too many people for one diner last night. We wailed of an hour to ' get a seat. (Friday the 30th Mr. Itosennaum) Khould have had two diners on a 10 car train leaving ut 0:16, everyone ready to eot. And it'H Htill raining, hut very mild. Now In vicinity of KlverHido, ; where L. A. Hanks formerly lived and owned largo citrus properties. Everything an green as we nlnmnt ftuid grass but uh most of it. is gruss, hardly an effect ive simile. Ho we will try "billiard cloth" the rounded hfllu and flat stretches do look as If u huge billiard cloth tightly covered them. Tomorrow Is .Sunday in Los Angeles us It is in most other iiliienu Ufn-..ir i ,x muu (I t I . A For wo note Thclma Holder w nil speak on "Confidence to Command Wnulth" in the morning and in the evening "WHAT MAY I KXI'KCT KItOM (101)' No doubt Wull Street will listen in ut the "Homo of the True Gospel," particularly in tho evening. Over ut the church of the Divine Power, Leila C a s t b e r g wlll Hpeuk on "Developing tho Abund ance CoiiHcioutmetiH, How to l.'so It in Kvery Day Life and In Time of Panic." quoting MiSH Castberg, "It is time the human race under stood and practiced a law of abund ance which will make them inde pendent of Pluekerian conditions." Those who wish an even higher finality of spiritual food may hear G. C. K. l-otus (appropriate name) giving "Headings from flowers at 'JUnd St. and S. Union Ave.," while Itev Lilllo C. SKNZ appropriate again!) at the Omada church will "demonstrate spirit communica tion thru the daylight trumpet." Speaking of sense (with an s) the subject at tho United Iodgu will be "Invisible Intelligence" (might wo add ono of L. A.'s bumper pro ducts) while going to the realm of higher mela physical speculation. Interesting to Prof. Kiiistefu mid others who know what happens when an invincible force moels an immoveable body Itev. Ilarr "How Master of New Wisdom Cure tho lncureables." Nrarini; llin desm't now ami Mh hiiii 1h liriMikinK thru thy. cIdihIh hut H'h Htill raiuiiiK woiKlurhit raiiiliow in the norlhwoHt. It. r. It. Jlen lliero. working for elKht dol lars a month, support their I'liniil Jes, save money, und establish sav ings bank accounts. Chinese typesetters Ret elKht dol lars a month, postmen, twelve dol lars, and even fourteen, the Koveru inent HottitiK a Kood oxaniple, on from olKht to twelve dollaiH month ly, a fnmlly of five lives comfort ably, according to t'liineso stand ards. Here und there in Amerieu, il is costing less than it did to live. I'aMMliiK through Denver for in stance you read thai eold-HtoruKo okkh cost six and a half cents a dozen, fresh ckkh, thirteen and a half cents a dozen, in Iiiiko quan tities. Secretary Davison kIvoh ladles of the Women's Patriotic confer ence Interesting Information about u mimic airplane war. arranged for next May, off the Atlantic coast. Tho greatest gathering of planes over Been In tlio United States will engage In tho war, including pur suit planes, going I'.iJ miles nil hour. Heavy bombers, with six men In tlio crew, making 1:10 miles an hour, will carry liliiu pounds of bombs, besides four machine guns. And they can fly Too miles with nut relucting. All good news. Hut wo need tunny moro jtirplnncs, nuiclt faster than any wo havo. And the gov ernment should bo making Its own eperlmeiits, improving aircraft, in stead of relying on private Indi viduals. Wo ought to havo 300 mile an hour pursuit planes, since It has been dcnmnstrntcil that lltcy call he built. And they should be equipped W'llh machine guns of the longest possilile range. lu a naval bultlo. of surface ships, the fastest ship, with the longest range guns, controls the situation. Why should It bo dif ferent In the ulr. Two Yells Like That tAT Ni CAM r0Ne .' MAIL TRIBUNE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE AC u us i, lUukt'i a tuuii' riiifcirri , liirliiiiiilun o. a irlt.e ul I nr n i-li flit. 1. Iluhklitn liiliii-i-u li. hliuhrnpfiiri- uu lot tt IS. hlltt-r r!n 17. t;oinprn-iii(! IV. hrutr (iul 10, I'uiT up 11. 'I r j i brulrh 11. Wrulh 21. heir it. I.uttfni i hpreud In dri si. rmiitnllii'd thrfl 14. Untie tut a ' rl I'd tutu ti, t III) nic lit 'J. lluHlcn 10. Mlrnirr UplTTltOI 11. Ilonci li. It mi ii way BiTrcllj II. T erupt i.'. II n ii I Inn doit 17i j ttli lic H. I"u rint le in Slnni-il fin. Until intra t'i. hiiirlntii emlliig M. U lilted Hmrti t 67. hi'KnH'nl ol B circle bU, Kin i ci ol ol Ire tit. 1'iioMniteuu . Tnnlj SH. Iflllirriit InTtthtlKnllnm 7U. At a it j t!m 71. Come in It. rirtiiliiliiit lo t lie diitvii 93 lirunt Itrrl- torj lo 71. Cuiilr nn-ter 7&. Wlllipnil MOWN 1. Sir. U. Hnkin btm-iiGrt oi Saturcay "uii'e A IL jy iM'n LI JIM ' A KB SlAjT RiAlS.'lMOW A'RgjpRO YHtJoHp i 'cit.u'Te ICICjArLyAlRlRWs ARAirg"i ilILdwni3 F 0iOlTlC Q FlA RjEtfL Wt BUWTMe C3r mMiT nCTsOp w Slk a t eUa b -.op itSKj E O WIE V ORBnWiE ,0 D E"PAjLAEnRl I O T iPIElRULll IsiTEJEITTN A WWW J? 33 ,.34 WW Is F "sJSB Sf boei 62" 5TUrZs A 1 1 I i7r 1 1 Ifi 1 Personal Health Service By William Brady, M. D. Signed Ifltrm prrlslnliiR to. pmniml ticnllh will tie unstirred liy Dr. Hrnily if a slumped elf and written In Ink. Unlng In the Ihtkc niiinhcr of" rnly run he imiilc to (pier lea nut cuiiftirmini; tu Did Mull 'Jrlliiinc. 'I'll KICK'S NO SITU TMI; AS A TKNDKNCY TO Tl Ili:U ITIAKIS Patrolling the environs of them; hill .with Tony tho AVirish last; evening we saw several Shooting; .stars. That reminded me that I haven't said much latelv about the fallacy of "lower ed resistance," If tills column had rurte blanch, as have Mime other columns I could mention if 1 dar ed, we might fill in tlie fontinuity and explain the a s s o c lailon of Ideas, (tut when ever I venture to utter a w ord that in not strictly medical well, never mind, il know what's good for toy health. It's an unpleasant thmmhl th.it a child may be born with a Npcrial "tendency" toward tmch a eondi tion as tuberculosis. Hut that is not tlio reason who I assert con fidently that there '.h no such 1hiii as a tendency or predisposition to the disease. The common belief that certain individuals are predis posed to develop tulicreiilosis or predestined to have ll Is Just a com in mm belief, and like many other traditions relating lo health and sickness ll lark scientific sup port, liy that I mean wo have no good experimental evidence to war rant such belief. It was probably based on empirical evidence orig inally. People saw that members of eertaln families developed tuber culoids, one a Tier another; people saw that many Individuals seemed frail and "delicate' for months or years and finally 'went lata 'de cline." on these olorvntions peo ple built up the plausible theory I luit such victims were somehow predisposed. It is difficult to explain in u paragraph how 1 arrive at my con clusion, but I am firmly convinced t lii t there is no such tiling a a special predisposition or tendency Spoil the Trip. SA. 1 COOltM'T RAise a bi"e vmiTH A CROWBAR! i . r 'i t i rT- i - " w w ii e r i , i ' . mk : ,fsv - , i -1 --M.z iga,- fefe rr It. I in iltt il. Old oiilh ;J. Mm til m lli uiie tlirrr If ii r for lurkrnlrig llircuili lu lutim .u. Urtevf tue Bl lunllun una; i.utirii'iint 4. AI'iUIilll III It-rrttl by I lie MniiluD lumtrl 44. Vlrvtt 18. KntrlUh rlTCI iH. ItiHlk-crllke mtiuiul ll). FMifr tot lamprey 13. iH'vt hula IS. hlml ul cherr -u. I'ruper tl, littrk part .I. lUiillriil nredi d. cm mto mull rnbei (1. KUli nuuro &H. Art wildly CU. MnUvvul liulhni fnmlly SI. I'ruthel 83. Fool coter InK 61. blMiki-f(iiarl on king 86. AinrlO'buxoD filll TV 87. ili fure lill. K.xlst 3. Child' nun) for lot lie r 4. lirnj rocs I. Threet prolix ft. AHKUtnrd cluirurliT 7. like furta H. irrltnio 1), Fiinmui bull pluyer I. Cummiillua II. iteive in hluiice IS. A nil) Inn chlofluln IS. NurTfl net work nnd liydciic, not lo dlscise, dUcim! or treatment addressed envelope Ik enclosed. Letters should lc brief tellers rerelied only a few enn lie answered lierc. No instrucUuns. Address Pr. Williura llrady In care 3f (.tuberculosis or to any other known disease. 1 havo repeatedly assorted here that there is no such thing as low ered resistance, or as resistance, to any known disease. So far 1 have not encountered any scientific evi dence that clashes with my asser tion about tills. . Immunity is n very different matter. Immunity Is a definite, measurable state. A child may 1e born with little or no immunity, or with a considerable degree of immunity against tuberculosis, diphtheria, smallpox or other spe cific disease. Immunity as always specific that Is, immunity to diph theria protect against diphtheria and not against any other disease. The fallacy of "resistance Is of cum.w not specific it 1s just a vague notion and applies as well to tuberculosis as it does to the pip or what have you. Ghosts nnd falrletf are vague, too. I might mention other conceptions which arc equally vague. I prefer to re ject such vague- ami unproved fan cies und cling lo the ideas we can understand, tangible, p r a c t leal, comforting Ideas. When I see n shooting star I say, "Ob. oh. an other universe conies to a glorious end." When our turn comes we'll never know so why think any more about it? AVo do know little about Im munity to tuberculosis. We know sunlight helps oue to gain more im munity. AVe know the toxin of the tubercle haclllus In the right oses stimulates the formation of anti toxin 1n the patient's body, and that's Immunity. We know how to regulate the tubercle-toxin dosage through rest, exercise nnd other therapeutic measures. Ihxt of all, we know how to build up immunity In any instance where Immunity in insufficient to keep or make the patient welt. That Is the purpose of all success ful treatment. MCRt fcfcRVfc THAN UUtlBeK'GH; Mu AIN'T 1m aOT A SA.N"DNICH ''5oft7 r :- life BOATT'!rrii wTI Tl fiSSsiss? Wl lCSTIOXS AM) ANSWFJtS Hug- House Ic-Hugtfcil. AVfl ii-ish tfi Ihiitik Vim fui VUUI't ..,.(,. iiu iiiuiit.nl. . ..r! roaehoB. AVe following your ug gesiion and it proved a complete auceews. T. S.. Superintendent. Answer. Listening In the silly hours to the hum and ruMiin noises of the roaches. 1 have some times wondered how the term bug house actually came into u.se. Like wise, I often wonder thee days how I was inveigled into thl.s cockJ roach exterminating bUbinea In tho firit place. Roaches, so far as we know, iire In no way a menace to health. Why should I help In Hie slaughter? oh, well, It is like kill ing snake. if a hyieric.:if f .ulnino neighhor screams for help and de mands the death of tlio harmless little Hiiake. one must despatch the snako or win tho lifelong ingrati tude uf the lady In distress. Ho for a short while we must continue sending readers who ask for it out advice on tho extermination of roaches. TreiMii Mouth. , About a year go I had trench month and the doctor tried every thing without jsueces-s. l wrote to you and you sugKcsted sodium per horate as a p;trUo and a Kurgle. This proved quite successful and I believe brought about a complete cure, as the trouble has not Iieen in evidence now for several months. Mrs. J. It. Answer. Yes, sodium perborate bus given much relief In many cases of "trench mouth," or as doctors call it, Vincent's angina. Make a paste by moistening some of the pure sodium perborate pow der with a few drops of water, and prcad this on tho sore gums or patches in the mouth wherever you can reach them. Let the pasto re main for five minutes, and apply it once a day for several weeks. Then. In addition, make a solution of a largo spoonful of the perbor ate in a pint of water, nnd use it in that utrength at mouth -wash and gargle at least half a dozen times a day. An After Dinner Thought. I am ono of your numerous ad mirers and would rather read your health talks than eat. In our house there i.s a veritable scramble for our paper right after dinner every evening . . . AV. C. Q. Answer. How about the other members of the family? I hope none of them would rather eat. right after dinner, than "read my stuff. (Copyright John F. Dille Co.) Talks T& MAKING CHILDREN AFRAID By Alice Judson Peale Anyone who has observed moth ers and nursemaids in their deal ings with children knows how much they still resort to fear as a means of discipline. ; Ono has only to sit tn a sunny spot In the park where nursemaids and mothers and children congre gate to realize how nmch this very bad method is still in use. A little boy roams off down the walk. He Is dragged hack, and told that If he runs away again, the policeman will get him and clap hfm into jail. A little girl eats forbidden candy and is told that the doctor will come and pump her stomach out if, she takes another bite. The toddler who Insists upon col lecting stray sticks and scraps of paper is threatened with the big dog across tho way, which will surely eat him up if le doesn't drop them immediately. All these threats are not merely silly, but actually harmful. In the first place, they are not always effective. If the child refuses to be intimidated, he loses respect for the person who tries to frighten him, and will he all the more ready to defy her in the future. If they are effective, even tem porarily, they serve to stimulate the child's imagination with ficti tious fears, which may make him genuinely apprehensive and nerv ous and even cause his sleep to be disturbed. Furthermore, they frequently cause him to be afraid of people and things which we really want him to like. If (lie little hoy who was threat ened with the policeman were real ly lost one day, he would probably be thrown into a panic of terror at sight of the very person who could help him. MULTNOMAH LEADS IN C. M. T. C. QUOTAS . POUTLAXO, Ore.. Keb. 2. P) Multnomah county leads in quotas for tho 1931 citizen's military training camp to be held at Van couver Ilarracks. Wash,. June IS to July 17 thin. year, with 335 stu dents. Lieutenant T. J. Cross, ad jutant announced today. The en rollment campaign starts today. 1 ;u--, V ALL 'i o(x m to, r-: going aj-s - r ii Acumen i n-h-i Quill Points Seed loans will boIvo the prob lem of farm people who know how to hibernate until warm weather. Solitary confinement: The sad fate of an idea ill tho head of a specialist. The return of good times is her alded by the reopening of a radio factory. Sweet are use of adver sity. A nobody has one great consola tion. He isn't on Al Caponc's check aiubw. A true Republican, of course. Is one who follows the lender. Now all that remains la to find who the leader is. A hick imvn Is n plmv where the man who lips the waitress iv (pmrlcr Is ii stranger or a jdiow-olT. If a great luan denies a news paper report, he's a statesman, liut when a little man tells a He, he's just a liar. Environment makes the gang ster. Think of associating with public officials who do business with gangsters. The official Isn't born that way. That's just tho result of mixing stupidity and authority. Americanism: "A" d I s tressed because he has too much food; "li" Dt'ifvlm to fliMitb- iTPJit minds wondering what to doabout it. 'dm 1?w1 f'l'nB 111-1V SflVfl On farmer, but it can't make him for get the double, cross mat lielpeu ruin him. t Vacation: A period during which millions of youngsters go homo to collect germs for their school epi demics. The trouble seems to be that part of us are trying to reform the rest of us who feci as righteous as any of us. You cnn tell a dummy from a haughty floorwalker. Tho paint on the dummy's face won't rub off. Awful thought! New machines in the next decade may produce twice as much of everything, and then we'll all die of want. If you must be tried for theft, let it be In' Hollywood where the judge will let you get even by tell ing tales on the one you stole from. Referee Dempaey's reluctance to count the time a fighter is out of the ring tdiows that he hasn't changed much since he met Firpo. Correct this sentence: "Of course I hate to see I ! 1 1 1 la'id up with a bad cobl." said the wife, "but it's such a pleasure to havo him home all day." 9VJT1PV Says Bunny: "This Is ('round Hog day." Says Puff: "1 dis : agree; You 1mw you haven't done your best to loam zoology. That weather prophet really Is a Woodchuek, don't you sec'.' While ground hog's merely sausage or til least, It's that to inc. By BUD FISHER yT Tfct.i. ISAMD J i )7 Do You Remember? TK.V VKAHS AUO TODAY (Fioiu files of tho Mail Tribune.) IVbrnaiy 2. Heavy snow tall in the Kiskly ous delays Southern Pacific trains. Automobile prices continue to climb with no diminution in tho demand. Leon It. nankins, the druggist, only local merchant to be flim flammed by short change urtisH, on visit to city. Hrover Mush ami Milk banquet excites natives. Kmil Molir do ! nates the Hotel Medford dining room and high -school domestic science ciass win cook me iuun. This is Oround Hog Day, and some difference of opinion wheth er or not tho varmint saw his shadow. TWKXTY VKAHS AGO TODAY (From files of the Mail Tribune.) February 2. 11MI. Picture of Toggery Hill catching a Hteelhead in liogue HIver print ed in the New York Sun. Mayor Canon names W, H. Hall of Texas mi police force, and ex pects to have entire force in uni form in another month. Kxtra session of the legislature, now in session, threatened. Supremo court hands down opinion giving local woman own ership of Office Har Saloon, and she proceeds to dismantle it. New York shaken by terrific explosion of dynamite. Ci renter- Medford club to pre- sent 'Chimes- of Normandy." Eagle Point voles for incorpora tion. Fighting Dick Wheeler to meet Frankie Kd wards, local light weight hope. Sundown .hi:i: FitotiS Iy Mary Graham Homier. There sat the Green Frogs in Frog Hollow, enjoying the brook and the pond and the shrubs just as their fathers and mothers and 1 grandfathers a n d ! grandmothers had. They felt very grown-up and im portant now. Were j they not real! frogs ? They had lived in a mass of jcllv at first. Then they had .changed jntof tadpoles, and now they were talking! about their baby hood days and their adventures. "Listen lo them." the Jjftt't Itlack Clock si! truest ed. "I'll leave you here for awhile. 1 have a few things to do and, as you can un derstand the language, of all crea tures because of niy magic, you will hear what they say.' John and Peggy thought it would be great fun. They had often visited Frog Hollow, but they had never before had this oppor tunity of actually understanding the conversations of the creatures who lived there. They waved to the Clock as ho went off. and then they took a place near the pond. A handsome Green Frog was sitting on ,a stump. Around him were some of his brothers and .'lis ters and nthor relatives. "Well, well, well, goo-room, goo room, goo-room." he began, "What a time we have had. We keep Im proving ourselves. "Now people grow larger, but they don't make tho splendid changes we make. A baby has arms and legs and a face, nnd they grow. Hut there Is not much dif ference besides this. "We change completely. We have liitle tails when we are young yes. we are little wriggling lad poles. "Hut then we know that nfter our baby hood days of a year or two. we must change completely. A frog doesn't look like a tadpole. A frog improves himself." Kach frog celebrated tins by eating a bug, then they blinked their eyes and said, 'Muo'.'rooiti. that's so." "Goo-room, that is indeed w-." said the Speaker Frog, "l.t';; haw another bug and talk : !nut the way we did It, eh V" Tomorrow "Frog I-"a It Un . 4- John Anderson, former master of tiie Central Point Grange, and K. 1. Ncalon. county deputy or ganizer, will meet with the farm ers of the Phoenix district in the O. W. hall tomorrow night to continue organization of a Phoenix Grunge. The meeting will open at 8 o'clock and a large representation of farmers and their families is ur-'ed. If the organization of -a Grange .it I'hocnir U the number of Granges In Jackson county will total 1 1. r I PHOENIX GRANGE MEETING TUESDAY