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Twenty-Fifth Year
MEDP0RI OUKCiOX. WKDNKSDAV. .lANl'AK'V LS, liKH.
No. ::os.
MEDFORD
Todav
By Arthur Brisbane
Why Not Hunt Gold.
Is the Rest Silence.
One Kaiser's Life.
Free, Nowhere to Go.
Copyright King Feature! 8ynd., Inc.
HO DOR, Mojave Desert, Oil.,
Jan. 27. The world needs
more gold, and may Ret it.
France and I'nele Sam now
control the world's supply,
France with the highest per
n pita reserve. Hard times have
sent prospectors back to hills
and mountains, their "good
times easy jobs" in uities hav
ing vanished. Yon see more
and more of them (ravelin;;
this desert country, each, in his
years of prospecting, probably
passing great fortunes a dozen
times. To prospect is one thing,
to find is another.
Usually Ine prospector rides
one donkey, two others follow
ing. One donkey carries the
camping outfit, with blankets
anil "grub.' The other carries
prospetcors' tools and more
food. Perhaps a few stieks of
dynamite ure carried by the
more enterprising.
An occasional prospector, too
old to ride long hours, drives
two donkeys hitched to a two
wheel . cart, a pole between
them. I'p bills and mountains
too rough for his cart, be rides
one donkey, leaving the other
below.
These men often spend a life
time without reward. More
money has been put into gold
mines and gold hunting; than
has even been taken out. But
even the oldest prospector nev
er looks dis3onraged. Hope is
back of the sun burned face
and gray beard, and fortune is
always just ahead. You need
not feel sorry for him. Trying
is the only thing in life worth
while, possession is nothing.
And he is trying, full of hope.
A young gentleman spending
bis dead father's money in a
fashionable gambling bouse
might well envy the old pros
pector seeking a "grub stake"
for just one more trip.
The multitude of seekers will
find gold, undoubtedly, for it
is everywhere in this western
country. Some, below with a
hammer, might uncover wealth
literally beyond the dreams of
avarice, although water power,
rich soil and oil have long since
superseded gold in the public
imagination.
j 1'ucle Sam, himself, may adil
to Kurope's indignation by dis
covering bis own gold mines in
the deep digging made neces
sary by the lioulder Dam enter
prise. Innumerable tunnels
(Continued on Page Four)
Abe Martin
I don'! kiimv Iww for a woman
milk In prrpariir a ntwl. but I
know how murh hc tflll. ' nil
Ui' MibHiiiutos, a litltutr scnk-r
Is th' worst.
(Copyright Jo'mi F. Dille )
DUNN LIS
BATTLE FOR
Senate Hears Stirring Pleas
for Ban On Net Use
Loss of Federal Hatch
eries Is Cited As Result of
November Vote.
Tlio bill to Imr commercial
1'Nhln;- on KuKuc river was
pnssetl in (he srimlc Inle totluy
ly a vote of 17 to 1 :l, ntvortU
lh to long ilKliiiKx mi'NNiiKV
from Senator Millet.
A1.U.1, .Ian. 2H. V) llcfore
t'onelusinn of tho Hi-nati debate on
lln UoKue river t'ish bill today
adjournment was taken until "i
o'clock when the debate will be
resumed. Up to the time of ad
journment only one speech had
been niado in opposition to the
bill, this by Senator F. M. Kian
ciseovirh. Senators Ceorgo W.
Dunn of Jackson county and J.
i:. Hennell of Multnomah had
defended it. while adjournment
was taken midway of the speech
by Senator Miller of Josephine,
one of the main defenders of the
measure.
Senator Dunn, leading the de
bate in favor of the bill, de
clared that if game tizh are to
remain in the stream, something
must be done to curb the taking
of fish at the mouth of the river.
Tributary streams are entirely de
pleted, he said. He scouted the
argument that there is a loss of
fish through Irrigation ditches.
Statistics Cited.
Dunn cited statistics showing
that of all foreign automobiles
registeered in the state over one
third register at southern Oregon
points, drawn there, he said, hy
game fishing ottered by llogue
river. closing of the river to
commercial fishing, he said, means
more financially to Hold Hoach
and other district:- on the lower
liver than docs commercial flsh
ir.B. Senator Dennett of Multnomah
county defended the bill, while
Senntor Kraneiscovlch of Clatsop
county fought it. He said steel
heads are protected from the
commercial activities by net regu
lations in the Kogue. He declared
that the MM was ill-timed be
cause of the present period of un
employment and because of the
vote of the peuple in November
against closing the river. The
measure, he said, would legis
late Kii families out or a liveli
hood. liill Held .lustificil.
"Introduction of this measure
in this legislature Is justified,"
asserted Senator Miller of Jose
phine county, a leading proponent
of the bill, "notwithstanding the
fact that it was voted on in No-
(Continued on Page 6, 8tory 1)
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BILL L
SAI.EM, Ore., Jan. 28. (?) A
bill to HceiiHe and define' retail
chain stores In Oregon, minors of
which have been bourd ever since
the session opened, made itB np
pearunoe in the lobby today in the
possession of Elton Walkins, for
mer congiessman. who announced
that It would lie introduced In the
bouse within the next few days.
The bill defines chain stores as
any two or more retail stores or
."ales establishments operated un
der one ownership, requires the li
ceusiug of all such store by the
secretary of state ut an annual li
cense fee of ?1uO per 8tore. and
provides penalties of from $50 to
$100 for violution of the act.
Retail Knsollne stations, already
tnxed under other statutes, would
ho exempted.
OREGON CHI
STOR
LICENSE
(Jill G
Currency Cud For Bossy
Costs Farmer Bill $350
As Cow Joins Ancestors
WUnonTON. N. J., Jan. 21. success until ho focused his uaz
P) Gloom ns thick ns pea-soup on bossy, placidly chewing her
hung over the farm of JUll Mattoxcud. ile aw a part of what had
today for bossy, a favorite cow. boon n $20 hill protruding from
lay ead and Farmer bill was out holy's mouth and sent a hurry
$3."0 in cish, plus bossy value. c;ll for n veterinarian.
This is the story as gleaned from In a little while bossy's spirit
Bill himself; was on Its way to the happy hunt-
lie drew ?4?n from a hank to Inrogrounds for cows nnd the vet
purchase supplies and. for a day orerinarian hail operated. In one of
two. carried the money in canvas bossy's utomachs they found nil
bag In his hip pocket. Then, after that remained of Dill's bankroll
feeding his stock, tho bag was a badly mutilated $50 bill, ft $20
missing. His search was withoutbill and a tattered canvass bag.
Jobless Profit
When Grocery
Truck Wrecked
SALEM. Ohio., Jan. 2S.
I UP) A crowd of unemployed 4
persons scrambled for food
5 scattered along the Pennsyl-
vanin railroad hero today 4
4 when a train smashed a chain
fr store truck, Injuring two men
4 jjerioiLMly.
4 Police had a busy time pa
4 trolling 150 yards of track -f
along which the truck's cargo
! of groceries was scattered. 4
fr They estimated that 300 per-
4 sons were trying to get food. 4-
Ministers and W. C. T. U.
Leaders in Salem to Fight
Manning Resolution for
Referendum Say Hotels
Don't Serve Drinks.
SALEM, Ore., .Tan. 2S. (P) The
house today, with little discussion,
approved the Angell measure on
the Port of Portland selection, by
a vote of 40 to 19. The bill, which
was fought out ou the floor yester
day in connection with the Keasey
bill, in-oviding for appointment by
the governor, proposes the election
of members utter 1932 by the port
district and (lie nomination of four
members this year by the legisla
ture. The bill now goes to the1
senate. The Keasey measure had ,
heeu killed by a vote of of :IG to 24. !
Discussion of the prohibition
question before the house resolu
tions committee is scheduled this
afternoon, when ministers and re
reseutatives of the V. C. T. U. of
Salem, Porthind and other points,
wish to be beard on the Mainline'
resolution asking the repeal of the '
Oregon dry be referred to tho peo
ple nt the next election.
Protest Assertion
Minister s protested Manning's
statement that "any hotel between
Salem and Portland would serve
liquor upon request." They pro
tested "No, no, no!"
The house passed the nie,n"re
relating to examination ot judg
ment debtors, making it possible
for referees to be named by a
Judge to examine the debtor In the
town or county In which he resides.
The three semitn bills, providing
for clarifying the laws on sale of
properly by administrators, and
similar court mutters, were passed
by the house. ,
Public hearing on the proposed
constitutional amendment, by Rep
resentative James W. Mott, Marion
county, providing that no tax for
state purposes shall be levied on
real property, will be held hy the
resolutions committee on Monday
night at 7:30 o'clock.
The committee on education lias
scheduled a public hearing on the
proposed free textbook bill Tues
day evening at 7 o'clock.
t-
SALEM, Jan. tP) Two blll
designed with tho admitted inten
tion i-f their sponsors to compel
tho Pacific Telephone & Tele- i
graph company tb accept thefran-l
rhl.se offer of tho city of Portland;
or subject Itself to drastic penal-j
ties miiclu their appearance In the
legislature today.
HIGHWAY APPROPRIATION
MEASURE INTRODUCED
WASHINGTON, Jan. 28. OTV
Chairman Wood of the houso ap
propriations committee today in
troduced a bill to appropriate
$34,000,000 for federal highway
aid.
This sum Includes $1,400,000 not
appropriated from $75,000,000
authorized for 1930, and $32, GOO, -000
of the $75,000,000 authorized
for 1931.
DRY REPEAL
FOR OREGON
DRAWS FIRE
Rogers Swells
AsMftrtntttl 'tesj l-liolo
When Will Rogers took off from New York for Little Bock, Ark.,
to start his tour for benefit of drought sufferers he had as flying com
panions Capt. Frank Hawks (center), air speed king, and Casey Jones,
stunt flier.
SAN AN'OF.I.O. Tox .Inn. 2S.
(tf) Will Hocers heuilt-d today for
Abilene and Dallas, Tex, his fund
fur tlie southwest's unfortunate
swelled $7000 by nn address here
last nlKht.
Will told his audience he re
cently cungratulnted Al Smith on
dodging the presidency in these
hard times. Al. he said, replied:
"They'd have shot mo."
CHILDREN DENY OPINION FAVORS
AGED MOTHER PENSION PLAN
FOOD, SHELTERIFOR OLD FOLK
County Protests Dole for
Woman With Four Grown
Children Flimsy Excuse
Cited By Kin.
Tho county court, In regular 8ALK.M. Jan. 2K. (JP) tlnanim
Hession today, protoHtltigly paid a ity of opinion In favor of old age
bill for tho maintenance of a HO- pensions, with differences only in
year-old woman, residing In the; the method of raising funda for
south end of tho county, who with thu execution of tho plun. were
four living children one In coin- expressed at tho public hearing
fortabie clrcumstanceH has been
luiii-i. in iicpcuu upon iou """".
of a kind-hearted
neiKhbor, for
food and shelter. The
county
officials were exceedingly irked
by the attitude of the woman's
own kin.
The aged woman has been n,
resident of this county for more
than 20 year, and has been tho
mother of 13 children. She has
22 grand-children, and 20 great
grandchildren, ij'ono hav come
to her financial aid, except one
son. who contributes $ 10 per
month from his own meager
funds.
Hcltitlvrs Itofuso.
Other relatives, according to
County Judge Sparrow, have re
fused to contribute, despite f torn
talks and appeals from the coun
ty court members.
The county court said ''the only
objection they ran think of, is
that the aged lady smokes a pipe."
County Judge Sparrow viewed
this as a flimny excuse for in
gratitude, adding: "It's no worse
for nn old lady to smoke a pipe,
than for a young lady to smoke
a cigarette"
During one interview with tho
county court, n grown daughter
departed, when the county Judge
went to look for tho district at
torney, and a subseuuent hurried
search, failed to reveal her where
abouts. Word was left with the county
stenographer, "the judge Is tho
mo"t Insolent man I ever kiw
innre is no p.or
woi n run lien n no
aged parents, but u measure to
that end Is scheduled for intro
duction nt tho present session "f
the legislature.
4
NAME WALTER EVANS
m
WASH INfl TON. Jan. 21.
PreHldrnt Hoover today nominat-d
Walter II. Kvans of Oret-on n be
a Judne of the I'nlted State Cus
toms court.
Kvans is from Portland. He was
formerly an assistant dlstrlrt at
torney at Portland and has ervei!
on the bench in the Mate Judiciary
of Oregon. He had the endorse
inept of Senators MiS'ary nnd
stelwer and a number of other
western senator. q ,
IWIl WWWs-WlllW w W I
Relief Fund
The fowl toy coined inn added
somoi bins ousht to be don? for
the unemployed Kovernort in
Th'shm.
VYou know when Jim Kertinson
whh In ho was naid to have been
doing 1 airly well. He picked up
a farm hero and there. Well,
whbover ave him a farm ei r
tninly t-nt even with h'm."
Method of Raising Funds Is
Sticking Point at Public
Hearing On House Pro
. posal.
hold last nifiht on the pension
measure now hciorc t ne nouse. i no i
hearing room wat crowded nnd(i
'many who wished to Ito hoard be-
fore tho joint constitutional law niilk. Klndu succeods another
committee, could not gel Into the Oregon cow, Rt. Maw oh Lad's
hearing room. Pride, wonod hy If. D. IliTf of In-
The moasuro under considora-1 dopondonce, which formerly held
Hon provides for relief of $30 n'ihe record.
month for dependent persons who
have reached the ago of (15 yearn,
and who qualify In other respects
to the measure. The cost, the bill
provides, would be borne by the
various counties from which upptl
cationn are received, and that the
county Judge would perform the
d u tic.- of pension commissioner.
Twelve states of tho union have
adopted an old ago pension law
and III oiheus are considering leg
islation. H was stated by
J
Ash by IUxon of Portland
who
opened the economic
for the bill.
arKiimont
GIRL GOLFERS OF
ENGLAND TO VISITS
HOUT HAMPTON, linn,
Jan. 2.
iPl Itent on o holiday hiwI yn
exploration of Anj'Tlcan golf
rourflOM rather thiin n comiuoM,
MIhh I)lann rinhvlrk, HrltlHh woni
nn'n champion, and Inn othr Kan-
i Hh Kirl xirr hhI1mI for the Unll
ed States today on the liner Aqul-
lanla.
The exneditlon Is of a nrlvato
character. with no International "thins In commodity and security
match as Its objective, althoush 1 values was proposed in a resnlu
Mlss Flshwlek and several of her I el"n Introduced today by Senator
tarty will play In veni southern i Ntidwr. republrn, OreKon.
tournaments.
FOR TURKEY SHOWS
PALKM, Ore., Jan. 2X.(JP)
State aid for the northwestern
turkey shows, held annually In
DoiiKlas county, was requested In a
house bill introduced yesterday hy
Kepresentiitive Walter H. Fisher.
The bill asks that payments, ap
proximately $laoo annually, be
taken from tho state tax for coun
ty intra, for the turkey shows.
rr Ar AAPA I I K fl II IfNA
iSENATE AID!
I A l "I T Dy:
I H 1 I I I I I i Y1F.NNA. Jan .,!)
Iml IV II V I KhiK '.uii of AllKini.i :.-a.D- 4-
RED CROS:
'
,
Payne Says Cannot Admin-
. . n i- t
ister $25,000,000 Relief
.. i
Held Impractical
Places Blame for Drive
Failure On Senators
WASHINGTON; Jan. 2S.
Chairman Payne of tho National
lied Cross said today the central
eoinmitteo of tho ornanlzntioii hud
adopted a resolution against Uf
ecptiui; the adntinistrntiuti of
funds for peneral ivlief as provid
ed in the seuate'H tLTt.inni.ooa pro
piisal. In testimony before the house,
nppropitntions commit tee. I ay no
declared "it is our conclusion that
the lied Cross can not undertake
to administer this bill."
"It Is utterly impractical because
it would mean the duplication of
efforts of loiif; standing organiza
tions in urban centers," ho addeti.
Ilia ii ics Senate
JudKe. Payne blamed the senate's
$LT, una, 000 proposal for failure of
his organization to raise (10,000.-1 Important information to he
000 through private contributions ! presented by the city tomorrow in
in less than two weeks. j its plea for tho public service, com
Quoting William Green, preai- J mission to grant tho request for
dent of the American Federation ' tho establishing of a grade cross
it f Labor, that there, wero more inn over the Southern I'acific
than 5,000,000
unemployed men.
Pay ne declared it would mean the opening of this dead-ended thoro
rtod Cross would have to set up fare is necessary for tho growth
organizations In metrnpo 1 1 t a n
cities to dole out ?4 aploco to those,!
men.
Representative Hastings, demo
crat. Oklahoma, asked:
".Mr. Payne, you could do more
with Ilift.OOO.OUO than without it.
couldn't you?"
"We could not do anything with
It," tho chairman replied.
Tho belief that the 910.000,000
Hod Cross emergency fund, along
with $r., 000, 000 set asldo for relief
work from its treasury would meet
the ncuto drought situation was
onotued hy I'ayne.
Ho said to date collodions on
tho $10,000,000 fund amounted to
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OASTON, Ore., Jan. '2H, (P)
Hlnda 1 1 osa rlo'a TevwU 725013, pure
bred Jersey cow owned by John
K'opplin of Gaston, haw broken the
world's record for senior thru'e-
year-olds in tho 3 lift -day class fcjr
production of butlopftit
KiiMircs show a production of
042.Kl pounds of butterfat from
ls.iiaa ponnds of O.G! per cent
KA T.l.'XT Inn 1 n fn.,t
tlon to the senate bill which would
ni'Ohllllt. tllf lllnnlmr rvf MlL'hhnnnlu
,h.,n,.,i r
way In tho aliito, and at cui vi'n anil
rriMHlnR, wan volenti horo last nlulit
hy out-nr-dnora inlvcrtlKliiB firms In
a puhlu? hoarlne beforo thu roads
anil hlKhways conimlttoon.
Tho hill, Introduced hy Honntor
II. v. Johnnon and Hcproncntatlvo
h Hamilton, wan dculRncd, the
uthom Htalo, with a view to aes
thetic advantages, but primarily as
a safety measure to eliminate traf-
i 'ice fatalitlex.
PROPOSE INVESTIGATION
SECURITY FLUCTUATIONS
WASHINGTON, Jan. 28. (VP)
Appointment of a commission by
1,10 ''n'P 10 tnvestiKale the
;ftlllM'! flnl remedies f(r the fluclu-
OREGON JERSEY
BREAKS RECORD
RIIIRDAQfl riDIUIQ
opposed to ban FOR ECONOMY
Intelligent Advertising
Foundation of Success
MIAMI IIKACH, Fin., Jan. 28.
fh Cyrus II. Curtis, president of
the CurtU Puhllfhing company.
Philadelphia.. lat right told tho
commit! of mo, ochil organiza
tion herf, that advertising will
mako fortunes.
The policy of some advertisers
to nave expenses by cutting down
on their advertising U "foolish,"
ho said, adding:
King SrnUes ISO
Cigarettes Daily;
Consults Doctor
ed htMe this niornim; from 4
'riraiu fur a coii.siiltiitinii with
Vienna cpi'iialit; who will
attempt to diagnose Mis ill-
nesH.
4 Albanian novornment of-
fieinl.-i naid that repnrt-4 uf a
j breakdown In his health were
incorrect. His digestion has
been weakened and he i.a. n
soro throat from smoking l.'iO
: cim-ncs .. day. mm i.,-yn.i
I that he only requires a holi-
i.iay.
OPEN STREETS
Argument Is Prepared for
Hearing Thursday On
Plea for Grade Crossings
Traffic Cited.
tracks at KlKhth street 1h that such
and development of the city, espe
cially In the way of relieving traf-
flc ou Main and Sixth streets thru
the business district.
Comparison data of the present
traffic on Main street nnd that of
tho same street before the opening
of tho Sixth street artery, will
show that the establishment of tho
latter through street did not en
tirely relieve the traffic on Main
street, im expected, nit hough the
former has a great traffic of its
own, bo fast has been tho growth
of the city nnd Its traffic.
Traffic Checked
A throe days check of traffic
over tho Main street crossing made
a week no shows that Main street
Is carrying a far greater traffic
than It did beforo Sixth street was
opened, despite the big traffic
Sixth street enjoys.
The city traffic authorities esti
mate that the local traffic In Jan
uary Is only from 35 to 60 per cent
of the traffic In August, which Is
the peak traffic period of tho year.
Therefore the argument which
will he laid beforo the commission
that tho opening of Klghth street
is necessary to provide another
east-west artery through tho busi
ness district.
Tho public service commission
hearing will be held at 10 a, m.
tomorrow In the circuit court room
of the courthouse.
f
CUT BY COURT
Kollowinn out an economy pro
grain, tho county court has an
nounced that a wage cut for
county workers will become ef
fective the first of next month,
but will alTocl only those persons
employed by the road depart
ment. There had boon some talk
to cut down salaries of ot her
county workers, including those
in offices In tiie court house, but
the Ideu was abandoned.
These employes are already
working on a fiilrly low wage
scale nnd to cut thorn further
would la use considerable Incon
venience. However, new help
to bo employed nt the court house
will begin work at a reduced
wage and If such employes Btny
a sufficient time, the salary will
be Increased In proportion to the
length of service. It was rumored
around tho court house that a 211
per cent cut would bo Iti effect,
but the inmitry at the counly
court soon dispelled tho reports.
Wanes1 for road workers are re
duced from 00c to 40c per hour
and tho wages for truck drivers
are redured from $t to $4 per day.
"Kverylhing that U done Is built
on advertising, and Intelligent ad
vertising will make your fortune."
,lle said his company spent $1,
noo.ooo last year In advertising,
and plant to spent $2,000,000 this
yea r.
"In n period of depression," he
said, "we must run ns fnst ns we
con to stay whero wo ore."
NECESSITY FOR
CITY'S GROWTH
COUNTY WAGES
iWARNING ON
BONUSCASH
BY MELLON
Redemption of Certificates
Would Upset Nation's Fi
nances, Disturb World,
Seriously Retard Busi
ness. Says Treasurer.
.WASHIN'OTON, Jan. 23. (P)
Tho assertion was mad in tho
senate today by Senator Harrison,
of Mississippi, a democratic mem
ber of the finance committee, that
a majority of tho committee favors
some form of cah payment on th
bonus intsuranco certificates.
WASHINGTON, Jan. 28. (?)
Secretary Mellon appeared beforo
tho senato finance committeo to
day to warn that cash redemption
uf tho soldier's bonus would upset
the nation's financial structure
and "greatly disturb world equili
bria m."
Tho veteran secretary of tho
treasury said cashing of th ad
justed service certificates, which,
has been urged as a relief moasuro
would "seriously retard a business;
recovery, and so prolong unem
ployment." He testified tlve treasury will
close the fiscal year wl:h a deficit,
according to present Indications, of
not less than $375,000,000 and that
cash payment of tho face value ot
tho certificates would cost about
$3,400,000,000.
Bond Sale Difficult
"I enn say without qualification"
ho said, "that the treasury depart
ment could not sell $3,400,000,000
of bonds at the present timo ex
cept on terms which It would be
very hard to Justify and without
complete disorganization of the
government and other security
markets, with the most serious
consequences not only to tho pub
lic credit but to our entire econo
mic structure. '
Continuing, ho said, "but serious
as would be the direct conse
quences to the treasury and to tho
public credit, the Indirect conse
quences to the country would be
even more serious." Among the
"indirect consequences' he listed:
. Immediate depreciation very
mnterlally of the price of all Unit
ed States bonds. The effect of
which would be "equivalent to a
capltnl levy on the holders of all
United States government secur
ities." .
Destruction of capltnl values
running into hundreds of millions
of dollars.
lilt Bond Market
Death of tho bond market for
any other kinds of securities.
Destruction of the market for
foreign securities, which, ho ald,
"not only would interfere with the
marketing of our surplus products,
hut would also greatly disturb
world trade and world equili
brium." Eventually a deeper depression
.than the one from which the world
Is suffering toduy.
"There is no economic merit in
the proposal,"' Secretary Mellon
testified. "From tho point of view ,
of stimulating business, it is a plan
for unmitigated Inflation, with tho
dlsnstrnus results of which tho
world Is only too familiar.
"On the Investment side It
means exhaustion of the security
markets and the creation of a
serious Impediment to business re
covery both here nnd abroad.
Will
Rogers
says:
SAN ANTONIO,' Texas, Jnn.
28. Well, lierc we lire in old
S:in Antonio, one of the last
surviving unique; cities of our
country, where history lias
heeu made nnd tradition and
beauty preserved. Just flew in
from Austin, the capital Saw
all my old friends, Jim Fergu.
son, Dan Moody, I'at Neff und
the ne governor, who is
mighty fat and mighty able.
Spoke before the legislature,
hut a comedian getting up be
fore one of those bodies of men
is just lost. It would be like
Hudee Valloe trying to sing be
fore an audience composed of
nil grand opera singers. lie
would just be outclassed. And
Hint's the way I was.
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ISM MdUasMI
P. S.: Latest bulletin Says
Hoover is "wetter." It's get
ting to be lilto a stock market
report. ' '"
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